#MY GOD THIS IS UNREAL
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This is the same character guys 😫😫😫
#hazbin hotel#lucifer morningstar#hazbin lucifer#hazbin hotel lucifer#THE DICHOTOMY IS UNREAL#i can be your angle or yuor devil#I love him either way oh my god 😭😭😭
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abstract (psychopomp) by hozier is definitely one of my most favourite songs ever written, but I can’t listen to it without having a complete emotional meltdown. like. the rawness and the pure humanity in those lyrics. the love and the pain, the choiceless devotion to something fleeting, which you know won’t make it through the night, but to something you feel for, with, nonetheless. something you, as a Human, have no choice but to love.
it’s just simply a lyrical and emotional masterpiece and I’ve been extremely normal about it for more than a year now.
#the stars need to be perfectly aligned for me to listen to her#because u genuinely start sobbing and breaking down#but by god#do I go through the whole intense roller coaster every. damn. time#I have no choice but to love you#(yes I just finished crying and regained my ability to Think Thoughts)#I just love abstract so much#hozier#abstract (psychopomp)#unreal unearth
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actually cannot stop thinking about hozier describing the human soul as an "uneasy ally of the body"...
#sami rambles#that's POETRY#god if my wrist wasn't so fucked from this rsi i woulf write a whole goddamn essay on that line alone#UNEASY ALLY OF THE BODY#fuck fuck fuck#unreal unearth#hozier
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i’ve been thinking about “sixer, it would eat you alive” since i read it and. man. every layer you peel back makes it worse. im not a bill apologist but. shit
if you (1) take it at face value, it paints bill as an apologetic murderer in his single (and maybe sole) open moment of regret. he doesn’t let his walls down often- only with ford do we even get to see the remnant of his galaxy, see the “actual remorse” ford describes, get just a hint of his origins. but he does it, because he thinks ford should know.
if you (2) take it from ford’s point of view, as something he committed to journal three, like. wow. imagine being so committed to a being that you’d hunt down and kill the monster that destroyed his home, only to (assumably) figure out later that that being was the monster. the small moments of trust, the “good times”, are so key to manipulation. how long did ford hold onto that one shred of vulnerability? no wonder ford stayed for as long as he did. in his eyes, bill was a survivor. ford wanted to survive too.
(slight tw below for unreality- any time i mention our reality, i mean “our reality” as a narrative device used in the book of bill as a proxy for the idea of bill being in our reality, since he can’t actually be in our reality. all of this is a fictional theory about a show/book with fictional contents!)
but if you (3) remember that “even his lies are lies” and absolutely Nothing bill says should be trusted. Whoo boy. if i read tbob right the book itself is being created in the theraprism (even tho it shows up with the ciphertologists at some point? idk that’s a whole other post). it’s meant to show what the reader wants to see; it manifests in our reality as what the collective fandom wants to see. so if we want to see truth, if we want to see where bill ended up and who he actually is, there’s a non-zero chance that the whole interaction was a complete fabrication.
imagine bill, stuck in the actively harmful, probably earth-illegal theraprism, once again being forced to be “fixed” and molded into something more palatable, being forced to conform no matter how much it hurts. (i know natural uncontrollable mutation ≠ just so much murder and destruction and chaos, but. you can’t ignore the similarities. bill has obviously been thinking about those silly straws.)
he looks back on everything that went wrong, back on his relationship with ford, back through every dimension where he wins. would that one moment, that one truth amid centuries of lies, have saved him from purgatory? if he had just been open? shown his damage? maybe he did think of his parents, or his henchmaniacs (especially the oracle). people who he might have once opened up to. maybe he just wanted to open up to someone again.
so in his own weird way, stuck in a cell, he reshaped reality again. in this reality, for this fleeting moment, he had been someone worth believing. and ford had listened, hell, ford had wanted to help. looking back, knowing how he treated ford, knowing how ford ended up because of it, maybe bill would have said the most honest thing he’d ever told ford: i am the monster, i am not worth your time or belief, and i will eat you alive.
#there’s nothing more pathetic than an ex god writing fix it fic for him and an old man who helped kill him#so much of my tbob theorization operates around reality and truth. probably because i’m a pretentious asshole#but also because that’s the best part imo??? like yesss fuck w the line between real and fake. see what happens#gravity falls#book of bill#bill cipher#the book of bill#book of bill spoilers#the book of bill theory#the book of bill spoilers#gravity falls theory#shutupmac#skullduggery#billford#sort of…….#stanford pines#ford pines#idk how like. legible this is#im so tired yall. im so tired and so stressed#it was write this. thing. or answer at least three uncomfortable texts. so#tw unreality#unreality#edit: fixed the last line because it was cringe#and upon rereading this it lowkey is still an oversimplification of bill and ford’s whole deal#but Fuck It We Ball#gravity falls analysis
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THEY ARE SO INSUFFERABLE AND HORRIFIC AND AWFUL BUT SO AMAZING AND DORKY AND THIS PART IS SO UNFAIRLY FUNNY AND CUTE AND WHOLESOME-- PLEASE, PLEASE HAVE MORE SCREENTIME IN S2. PLEASE LET THEM TAKE OVER THE SHOW. I KNOW THEY'RE HORRIBLE PEOPLE BUT I NEED MORE OF THE VEES.
And the most important scene of them all (to me):
First of all, how is Vox doing that. Second, you just know that these two douchebags are going to bang so hard with Alastor getting his ass kicked replaying in the background after this. I hate them so much.
#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel vox#hazbin hotel valentino#hazbin hotel velvette#hazbin hotel vees#voxval#staticmoth#all their scenes in this episode were so freaking good holy shit#all their scenes in show are great actually#like-- oh my god#they are so much fun to have around#vox was literally me the entire time (minus the alastor hating)#and their evil little happy celebrating at the end was so cute it's unreal#i wanted the vees to sing together at some point and i'm so happy it was delivered vox and val sound fantastic together#and that sneaky staticmoth kiss at the end YES YES YES YEEESS#i love everyone in this show (except adam) but the vees are just built different#with adam dead can they please appear more? please? i need more of these disgusting assholes committing disgusting crimes and gay wrongs#''the future of hell belongs to the vees'' is a sentiment i can and will get behind please take over#i just finished the season finale and it gave me the dopamine rush i really needed today i'm so happy AAHHHHHH#i can't stop rewatching this scene someone please help me i can't escape their clutches i've been here for hours please#ok i'm clogging these tags so i'm stopping here but AAGHHHBKFGXGGGBB#anyways good night
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who fucking cares if using a master ball means the pokemon can't break out. that's the whole point. pokemon are meant to serve us, not be our friends
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begging vs demanding
#love and deepspace#rafayel#folding so bad#oh my god what have i done to myself#im actually going to flip#screaming crying throwing myself against a wall#how does his duality change in a split second he is unreal#babygirl to daddy real quick#barks#do i want to breed him or do i want to be bred#my most feral thoughts are out
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In a world full of darkness and hopelessness you created something beautiful. People who can do that live forever.
#reita#the gazette#yeah i will never be over him#i was thinking what to put in the desc#like... i never knew hum personally but the fact he existed changed my life for the better in so many ways#and it is still so unreal to me that he is... gone.#i found so much solace in their music i know i kinda abandoned this blog but god knows my mp3 player is full of tG live rips#i've been rewatching their lives recently and looking forward to MASS. and then... this. i can't imagine how his family feels. and the band#idek anymore. may he rest in piece. i have no words. heaven couldn't wait with this one.
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him saying I love to laugh while looking like he could burst into tears at any second is soooo me
#andrew hozier byrne#hozier#unreal unearth#we would not have a healthy relationship but my god would it be interesting
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beatrice’s gay ass never stood a chance
#avatrice#warrior nun#ava silva#warriornunedit#avatriceedit#alba baptista#avasilvaedit#like look at her#just#it's unreal#she literally looks ethereal my god#lmao bea had no shot#NO SHOT#myedits
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Good morning Majima Nation what a great day to post Majimer art I've been sitting on
#please believe when I tell you I'm unreally hyped for Majima pirate adventures#god lets fucking go I get to play as majima again and sail the god damn motherfucking seven seas#this is the saragrosie fantasy realized#my art#like a dragon#yakuza pirate in hawaii#yakuza pirates in hawaii#majima goro#goro majima#goromi#also yes thats monkey ball kiryu on her phone no further comments
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pheromones
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warnings: 18+ only! smut, male receiving oral, idk if this is a warning but talk about his soft penis???
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“ive missed you so so much.” you tell rafe, arms wrapped around his shoulders, your face stuck into his neck, inhaling his scent that you've been devoid of all day.
“missed you too baby.” rafe rubs his hands over your back before picking you up, letting your legs cross over his waist while his hands grip your bum to hold you up as he walks into the kitchen, setting you down on the countertop.
“how was work?” you hum, not really interested in how his day went, you're too distracted by his smooth deep voice and the way his hands move as he prepared a sandwich for himself, always needing a little something to eat after he gets home from a long day.
“baby, are you even listening?” rafe questions, making your eyes shoot up to his face as he takes a bite of his sandwich.
you blush, knowing you've been caught. “im sorry.”
rafe laughs gently, moving between your legs as he finishes his sandwich, letting you pet your hands all over him, his thickly muscled arms, smooth planes of his cheeks, and wide strong chest.
you lean in once he finishes the sandwich, pressing your nose against his chest and inhaling, the unique scent of musk filling your head.
“come here.” rafe hums, hands coming to cup your jaw, tilting your head up to press a strong kiss against your lips. you immediately deepen it, tilting your head and pressing your chest against rafes as your mouth works against his.
rafe pulls away far too early for your liking, making you whine.
“oh shush baby.” rafe says, but the smile on his face shows that he's not mad at all, even if you are being a little bratty. “im gonna go shower.”
“nooo.” you grip onto his hand as he starts to move away.
“no?” rafe questions.
you sigh. you obviously have no problem with rafe being clean, but you also hate that the shower removes his natural scent, replacing it with whatever body wash you currently have in stock. it's an artificial scent, and while still good, it's nothing compared to rafes natural odor after all of that has worn off.
“i wanna suck you.” you simply say, sliding off the counter and onto your knees.
rafe smiles down at you, his hand coming to pet your cheek. “you're a desperate little thing, arent you?” rafe questions, and you're worried he's going to deny you, but he just takes your hand and helps you stand. “i don't want you to bruise your knees on the tile when we have that event on friday. you can suck me off in the living room.”
rafe leads you onto the carpeted floor, much softer so your skin wouldn't turn purple. you slide to your knees again, hands immediately coming to his pants, working the button and zipper open before tugging them down. rafe places his hands on his hips, looking down at you as you grip the band of his underwear, pulling it down to his knees next.
rafes cock is still soft, making you smile. you love when you get to bring him to hardness. you dont waste any time touching with your hands, wanting him in your mouth immediately.
when rafe is soft it's the only time you can fit him comfortably inside of your mouth. you take a deep breath of his scent, so intoxicating your mouth waters as you suck on his soft dick, your eyes rolling back in your head at the smooth pliable skin, tongue rubbing over his length.
“my pretty girl just couldn't resist, huh?” rafe questions, hands smoothing over your hair as he looks down at you, a loving gaze in his eyes despite the lewd nature of your actions.
“i love when your cock is soft like this.” you hum, licking over the shaft as it hardens under your tongue.
“you like it soft?” rafe laughs, hand gripping your hair as he guides your teasing kisses back to the head of his cock. you seperate your lips, taking it back into his mouth.
“mhm.” you nod, humming around his cock, your hand coming to grip the base of his length, stroking as you continue to suckle on the head.
“but what about all the things i can do to you when im hard?” rafe questions, groaning when you pull off to answer, but your hand quickly makes up for it as you grip his now hardened length.
“i love that too, obviously. it's just so cute all soft.” you smile gently, looking at his cock lovingly.
“you are silly, babygirl.” rafe says, leaning down to press a kiss to your forehead.
“i just love everything about you. everything about you is hot and cute and adorable and sexy and-”
“baby.” rafe cuts off your rambling, looking down at you expectantly. “you were sucking me off.”
“oh right, sorry!” you giggle, making up for the lapse in blowing him by taking his cock as deeply down your throat as you can, bobbing your head immediately, closing your eyes to concentrate on making him cum as quickly as possible, needing his flavor on your tongue.
“your mouth is spectacular.” rafe groans, hands gripping your hair, guiding you up and down his cock, knowing exactly how deep he can press before it's too much for you.
you pull off to blink up at rafe. “spectacular? really?” you giggle.
“shut up.” rafe groans, rolling his eyes with a smile playing at his lips. he shoves you back onto his cock, now beginning to thrust his hips as well to meet you, not caring when you cough or gag slightly.
“gonna cum in your mouth.” rafe says, and you nod slightly, humming around his cock as he continues fucking into your awaiting mouth. you suck as deeply as you can, anxious for his warm seed to spread along your tongue.
rafe releases with a groan, pushing his cock down your throat for the first couple spurts before pulling back, letting you suckle on the head of his cock while licking out every drop that you can.
you pull away to stick your tongue out for rafe, letting him see the mess of cum on your tongue before nodding to let you swallow it, which you do happily.
“can i go shower now baby?” rafe asks, helping you stand up as you stretch out your sore legs, but no bruises grace your knees.
“if i can shower with you.” you say, not ready to part from your boyfriend yet.
“if i can fuck you in the shower.” rafe says, laughing when you nod enthusiastically.
#this gif is amking me feel.... insaaane.#i cant with drew right now#like god do you have to be SO beautiful???#the look in his eyses??#im so tired but yall#i am on my knees#this is unreal#he is unreal#rafe cameron imagine#rafe x reader#rafe cameron fic#rafe fic#rafe cameron fanfic#rafe cameron x reader#rafe cameron fanfiction#rafe fanfic#rafe cameron x you#rafe cameron one shot#rafe smut#rafe cameron smut#outer banks smut#obx smut
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in most size fiction, you’ll see giants trapping tinies in a variety of objects. things like small boxes, under cups, perhaps in a clean jar. all of those are safe for a tiny. however, you’ll never see a tiny trapped in a plastic bottle, or a styrofoam container, and that is because tinies can actually leech micro-plastics and styrene from their surroundings and concentrate it into a venomous substance they can shoot from their gills, like that freakyass dinosaur in that one Jurassic Park movie. the only notable exception to this are those plastic little bug containers with a magnifying glass at one end they sell at the dollar store with a shitty net. those are able to hold tinies without any effects; science is unable to explain why.
#g/t#giant tiny#unreality#unreality tw#some mornings i wake up like. oh my god i need to talk about bullshit#pick a topic and then just speak as an authority. its like enrichment for me. like improv but writing. just YES AND’ing my own bit#anyways GOOOOOOOD MORNING. IDK WHY IM UP SO EARLY. BUT I AM. GOOD MORNING
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Unreal Unearth + paintings (pt 1)(pt 2)
#theyre in random order but anyway#god i love this album#*my edit#*graphic#hauntedbythelook#hozier#hozieredit#andrew hozier byrne#unreal unearth#music#lyrics#paintings
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Some of my personal favorite internal variants of the Goncharov poster 🤗❤️
#personal#goncharov#unreality#myedit#of my god this took so long but im so proud of these#international posters
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HELP I COMPLETELY FORGOT ABOUT THE CUNTY MOUSE BEGGING FOR CHEESE
He really said 😎🙏🧀
#my god he was GLOWING during the Argentina show#hozier#andrew hozier byrne#unreal unearth tour#like the fit was SO BOYFRIEND and he brought back the fuckass mechanic shirt!!!
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