#MY FUCKING GUY
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sometimes you're reading a story and the worldbuilding is great and the art is amazing and the plot is super interesting but the main character is just acting like such a fucking idiot and you want to scream
#dude#DUDE!!!!!#literally like a chapter ago you had a tearful moment promises to never put yourself in danger as your lover/minister of finance had panic#attack about you being protected from assassinations#and then you ride off ALONE ON A WHIM to visit your old hometown in the shady as part of town#and then sneak into a place and see an pld friend looking super shady and you just ANNOUNCE THAT ITS YOU (THE KING) THERE ALONE AT NIGHT#my guy#MY FUCKING GUY#te talks
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Doodles........................ pt.1
#RIKAI PURE#RIKAI KUSANAGI#I MISS YOU SO BAD (he is playing on loop right now)#HES SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO#HESSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO#my fucking guy#hes soooooooooooooooo#exploding him with my mind#see. i called that hes a horseboy. the instant i saw him#i did not call the magical girl though#I LOVE HIMMMM#i cant stop thinking about him. freak. hes so freakish#charisma house#fanart#doodles
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i miss barry the quokka so much. god
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Good boy gator?!?!?!???
You write it so well omg????
What about giving gator some sweet aftercare 🤭🤭
thank u omg!!! i don’t normally write this quick lol but this little lizard guy is just in my brain!! my pathetic little puppy!!!
sweet aftercare!!! i think he’d just want to be held close and whispered too, want to be praised and reassured that what happened was okay, what he did and said was so so good, so perfect, so allowed.
maybe he likes to slip out of his fuzzy mind really slow. so likes to still get given requests and orders to follow. easy ways for him to be good. after his breathing has calmed and his cums starting to dry he’s told to go get something to clean it with. or to go get in the shower. and he does, he’s slow and keeps his head down and sometimes keeps a hand near his mouth for comfort, while the other guides his way. he like rubbing his fingers against his lips, calming and soothing. he washes and goes back, gets told to put pyjamas on and does. gets told to get water, to stand in front of them, between their legs and drink, they share sips, and he puts the empty glass on the side when he’s told too.
he does the same if he’s alone. gives himself smalls tasks to follow, to be good a look after himself. do those things before falling asleep. he wraps himself in blankets and curls up hugging a pillow, puts one behind his back and between his knees so he’s surrounded by softness. he traces fingers over his face and praises himself, lets the love he’s learning to have for himself turn into whispered words. little promises in the darkness.
but that’s his favourite, when he’s with his love and he’s come back to earth and then been so good, completing his tasks, and it’s finally time to sleep. he gets to be the little spoon, feel heat and comfort surrounding him, warm and safe and cozy and he always sleeps so so well after. nuzzling and whimpering still just because it feels so nice, he’ll miss it when it’s gone. but it’s so lovely, to feel and know he can be good.
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Rasmus Højlund of Manchester United celebrates after scoring his side's second goal during the UEFA Champions League match between F.C. Copenhagen and Manchester United at Parken Stadium; Copenhagen, Denmark; 08.11.2023
📸; JAMES GILL - DANEHOUSE
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when riz gukgak comes back to me. then you will all see
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Customer started yelling at me because I was 1 minute late to open the shop so I banned him from shopping with us and locked the door on him. Play stupid games.
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>Join a union
>Hear people constantly complaining that the current union leadership is super corrupt, it's all just the same ten guys making all the decisions in secret and nobody else in the union ever gets to know what's going on
>Go to the monthly union meetings that are completely open to all 1200 union members
>The only attendees are the same ten guys every month, giving detailed reports about everything that's going on
#anyway this is why i'm the way i am about politics and people who advocate against 'participating in the system'#i am on my way to becoming one of the ten guys and frankly? it's fucking exhausting#i chatted with the union president afterwards and he got this haunted look in his eye#and was like 'i'm glad to see you getting involved but remember you can say no. you can always say no.#don't let anyone bully you into doing more than you want to. make time for yourself. YOU CAN SAY NO.'#which was good and much appreciated advice! but also. ominous
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lol
i have no idea what completely random interest i gonna draw after this
#ilustration#fanart#digital art#sketch#desenho#mouthwashing#captain curly#daisuke mouthwashing#curly mouthwashing#mouthwashing fanart#curly my pricess#fuck jimmy#no one likes jimmy#im traumatized#love u guys
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quiz enjoyers! i am now inviting you to come create something in my workshop❕
#new bracken quiz just dropped!!#only took me like three hours actually. kind of impressive#for the way that i write quizzes. i will go 'let me write a piece of short fiction' and then expect to do it in one sitting#I DID IT TONIGHT THOUGH. almost 2000 words in the document. crazy shit#anyway um. what if i told you all that this one is normal for sure. nice normal regular quiz that will be nice to you#i won't pinky promise but you are free to believe me if you want <3#uquiz#my uquizzes#my quizzes#uquiz quiz#uquizzes#uquiz link#quiz link#quizzes#quiz#is there a tag for fucked up narrative/poetry based quizzes. how do i get that to the target audience#^ guy who has been spending this whole time cultivating the target audience
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i love you weird long miku
#vocaloid#miku#hatsune miku#i got my first win as miku in fortnite today. just thought you guys should know#i love making her a little bit fucked up shes a weirdofreak to me
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More of the Silco survives AU! This is part three. Part 1 and Part 2
The girls learn the truth and Silco gets a taste of a monster
#my art#sketchy sketch#zaundads#vanco#vander#silco#arcane warwick#I wanted to finish these before I leave to my folks so they're a bit messy#you send me a lot of asks about how horrified Vi would be about learning that silco and vander were a thing#and you guys were so right#I miss you -> straight to fucking I guess#there's scenes missing in between sketches as you can see but ya know#anyway here ya goooo I'm off to the train station
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he’s the moment
#text#my post#mobi#gomens#mmm months later you guys are still annoying this is going into jail ���� the gomens fandom is so fucking insufferable 💕
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historical fiction is such a funny genre like dammit i spoiled the ending of les mis for myself by reading the wikipedia page for the paris uprising of 1832
#this post is inspired by me being halfway through qianqiu and casually scrolling the wikipedia page for the sui dynasty#and fucking falling out of my chair when i saw what their founding emperor was named#THAT GUY??? MR NORMAL??????#ryddles
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Stayed gone but vox narrates his passive aggressive insecure ass scrolling text from the bottom of his broadcast 👊💥📺
#plus what definitely canonically happened when this very important breaking news interrupted tv#are we sure this guy is allowed to be an overlord#imagining the audience just trying to enjoy their shows and then BOOM TV MAN AND HIS GAY INSECURITIES#your pitch crush is showing#radiostatic#i fell for the fucking tv#vox#hazbin hotel fanart#hazbin hotel#hazbin art#hazbin alastor#hazbin vox#alastor#katie killjoy#my art
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IM GOING TO PUNCH A HOLE IN SOMEONES CAR
#WHAT THE FUCK MAN#caps#you're not evil dont worry I love you#BUT WHAT THE FUCK. I feel like sisyphus now#if I just blow my nose again it'll be clear right. right guys. if I get the mucus out I can breathe#IM GONNA BE ILLL IM SO ANGRY
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