#MY FUCKING GUY

[tciddaemina]

sometimes you're reading a story and the worldbuilding is great and the art is amazing and the plot is super interesting but the main character is just acting like such a fucking idiot and you want to scream

[horsewiferikai]

Doodles........................ pt.1

[amyloveletter]

i miss barry the quokka so much. god

[hotluncheddie]

Good boy gator?!?!?!???

You write it so well omg????

What about giving gator some sweet aftercare 🤭🤭

thank u omg!!! i don’t normally write this quick lol but this little lizard guy is just in my brain!! my pathetic little puppy!!!

sweet aftercare!!! i think he’d just want to be held close and whispered too, want to be praised and reassured that what happened was okay, what he did and said was so so good, so perfect, so allowed.

maybe he likes to slip out of his fuzzy mind really slow. so likes to still get given requests and orders to follow. easy ways for him to be good. after his breathing has calmed and his cums starting to dry he’s told to go get something to clean it with. or to go get in the shower. and he does, he’s slow and keeps his head down and sometimes keeps a hand near his mouth for comfort, while the other guides his way. he like rubbing his fingers against his lips, calming and soothing. he washes and goes back, gets told to put pyjamas on and does. gets told to get water, to stand in front of them, between their legs and drink, they share sips, and he puts the empty glass on the side when he’s told too.

he does the same if he’s alone. gives himself smalls tasks to follow, to be good a look after himself. do those things before falling asleep. he wraps himself in blankets and curls up hugging a pillow, puts one behind his back and between his knees so he’s surrounded by softness. he traces fingers over his face and praises himself, lets the love he’s learning to have for himself turn into whispered words. little promises in the darkness.

but that’s his favourite, when he’s with his love and he’s come back to earth and then been so good, completing his tasks, and it’s finally time to sleep. he gets to be the little spoon, feel heat and comfort surrounding him, warm and safe and cozy and he always sleeps so so well after. nuzzling and whimpering still just because it feels so nice, he’ll miss it when it’s gone. but it’s so lovely, to feel and know he can be good.

[killa-trav]

Rasmus Højlund of Manchester United celebrates after scoring his side's second goal during the UEFA Champions League match between F.C. Copenhagen and Manchester United at Parken Stadium; Copenhagen, Denmark; 08.11.2023

📸; JAMES GILL - DANEHOUSE

[billcarden]

when riz gukgak comes back to me. then you will all see

[sanfielle]

IM SORRY WHICH ONE ARE YOH ? OHHHH. I MISSED ORTH

[captainjonnitkessler]

>Join a union

>Hear people constantly complaining that the current union leadership is super corrupt, it's all just the same ten guys making all the decisions in secret and nobody else in the union ever gets to know what's going on

>Go to the monthly union meetings that are completely open to all 1200 union members

>The only attendees are the same ten guys every month, giving detailed reports about everything that's going on

[panoo]

lol

i have no idea what completely random interest i gonna draw after this

[punkrock-bottom]

Customer started yelling at me because I was 1 minute late to open the shop so I banned him from shopping with us and locked the door on him. Play stupid games.

[vulpinesaint]

quiz enjoyers! i am now inviting you to come create something in my workshop❕

[inkskinned]

she's singing in another room and my dog is asleep at my feet. my grandma asked me why i haven't found a man yet and i laughed. oh, you know. i like my house clean.

my girlfriend is also my man is also "my partner" if i'm in a professional setting. yesterday we went to a ren faire and a man mimed at me - you're together? and at my delighted nod, his baffled, you're gay? made me laugh. a woman with rainbow hair said i love the two of you together. you're both so beautiful it's absurd.

my dad introduced my partner as my "..... friend. or whatever" the other day. he knows we're dating. in the same way, i was never able to get my sister's husband to stop saying that's gay like it's 2008. he still uses the word fa***t, and my sister's defense of him has always been well, he's just kidding.

my lover and i dance to old music in a tiny kitchen. we judge new music together and take food critique very seriously. we watch love is blind before we fall asleep and agree that if they had a queer season, it would be bloody but also make for excellent tv. of fucking course queer people would know someone for only 2 weeks and agree to get married. what are you saying.

at a bar with friends, a man puts his hand on my wrist. got a boyfriend? and yes, i do have a boyfriend, she's amazing. i am texting her while i wander around a gas station named after geese. i am visiting a swing state for a wedding. in the candy aisle i overhear: she's actually like a lesbian it's disgusting. two teenage girls with packaged sandwiches in their hands, giggling. no literally, like. i'm not, like. okay with her being there while we're all, like, naked and changing.

my girlfriend and i tailgate, drink gin and cider out of cups. from the frat group beside us, a man corrects himself with one of his friends: bro, i mean, nonbinary entity, and it makes everyone around him laugh, myself included. he razzes his friend the same way i would have killed for at 19 years old - like nothing happened, he continues: you apply sunscreen like an alien. he does a little sassy (and fairly accurate) dance interpretation of the motion. his friend is laughing so hard they're crying.

i am lucky, i live in a safe neighborhood in a safe state. my masc passenger princess comes up from DC. i drive her for an hour to where all the leaves are a violent arrangement of color. we walk along the trails, letting autumn into our blood. in this part of the state, there's a lot of pickup trucks and trump signs. when we chastely kiss before getting into the car, i accidentally make eye contact with a woman holding her child's wrist. she looks disgusted. she looks fucking pissed.

two hours later my girl and i are eating dinner on a patio, soaking in the last warmth of new england sun before the chill of winter sets in. we are giggling and trying to talk through plastic vampire teeth. at another table, i see a young woman sit up straighter. i watch her watch us. she blushes and takes her partner's hand from across the table. shy, like the taste of evening has just become something deeper.

it's worth it for this moment, i think. my lover is still humming the same song she's been singing for four days straight and i don't want to kill her for it. her guitar is beside my bed. her toothbrush is in my bathroom. in a few moments i will make us lunch. we are lucky enough to have found each other. it is lucky enough to be in love.

[wishfulsketching]

More of the Silco survives AU! This is part three. Part 1 and Part 2

The girls learn the truth and Silco gets a taste of a monster

[anthonycrowley]

he’s the moment

[mr-malumm]

Stayed gone but vox narrates his passive aggressive insecure ass scrolling text from the bottom of his broadcast 👊💥📺

[crabussy]

IM GOING TO PUNCH A HOLE IN SOMEONES CAR