#MY ATTENTION IS HAD
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blabberoo · 9 months ago
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mikqchoux · 1 year ago
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I like to think i'm funny:,)
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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 3 months ago
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hero/villain showdown but one of them has a spontaneous medical emergency and the battle gets put on hold while their archnemesis drives them to Urgent Care
#it should be like. a hernia. or diverticulitis#something intestinal for maximum Awkward Scenario#and the entire car ride alternates between awkward silence and the driver lecturing their nemesis on the importance of regular check-ups#this is funnier if the hero is the one having the hernia tbh. but both options are Very Good#want to emphasize that it is a 'medical emergency ' that is clearly not extreme enough for the emergency room#and the sidekick/henchperson gets stuck in traffic so the hero/villain stays for moral support#they spend 8 hours in the waiting room playing Uno (it devolves into a screaming match)#at the end of the ordeal one of them vows to burn the hospital to the ground with their laser eye powers#and it's Not The One You Think#oh oh oh! ALTERNATIVELY:#it's an allergic reaction; one of them accidentally poisoned the other by using like. soybean derivative in a tranquilizer dart#emphasis on *accidentally*. yes they were technically fighting but That Wasn't Supposed To Happen#so now they're obligated to take responsibility and Stay In The Waiting Room#(can't decide if it's funnier if it's the hero or the villain stuck in this situation)#(probably the villain)#“why didn't you TELL me you were allergic to soybeans???”#“um because you would use it against me in combat?”#“as opposed to NOT telling me! which has worked out fantastic for you!!!”#villain being genuinely offended bc they have a biochemistry degree and have invented literally dozens of untraceable poisons#they have the scientific skill to poison their favorite jackass in hundreds of ways#(and have done so before! in admittedly non-fatal outcomes but that was by design okay)#but it's “dangerous” to do them the simple curtesy of informing them about a SOY ALLERGY????#above all else they consider themself a scientist#and they're LIVID that their favorite (reluctant) test subject lied about their medical history#“technically i didn't LIE--#“I read you the questionnaire! the very first time i held u hostage i READ YOU THE QUESTIONNAIRE!!!”#“...the what now”#“the MEDI--holy shit you weren't even paying attention were you#i had you bound and gagged over an ACTUAL BUBBLING ACID PIT and you couldn't even be bothered to--#“--so i was obviously a bit BUSY at that moment! I'm sorry i ignored your VILLAINOUS MONOLOGUING while the BLOOD WAS RUSHING TO MY HEAD but
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demi-pixellated · 3 months ago
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Shadow's No Good, Very Bad Day
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yallstar · 2 months ago
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more art for the last chapter of differential burdens in displacement! i couldn't resist the siren call of viktor teasing jayce at the end~
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bigtittygothgirlandrew · 4 months ago
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Jeremy Knox literally took off his shirt in front of Jean for attention and then got upset when he didn’t get it
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chanceofwhat · 1 year ago
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I created a pile of cats and then I colored the pride flags into it. Idk, enjoy. Don’t “steal” them ig, but like, you can share them, just don’t say you made ‘em. Whatever, my signature’s on it.
Yay pride month!
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Update: there are more! I reblogged with the extras but I don’t think many people have seen, so here: https://www.tumblr.com/chanceofwhat/753498899252150272/dang-yall-love-this-thanks hope that link works lmao
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hallowedhaunting · 2 months ago
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"When you found me under Les Innocents," Armand said, "you wanted to bathe me with perfume and dress me in velvet with great embroidered sleeves."
"Yes," I said, "and comb your hair, your beautiful russet hair."
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chloesimaginationthings · 8 months ago
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So that FNAF 2 movie teaser huh,,
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heynhay · 9 months ago
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do u guuys remember how huge lovebug was. back in ye days.
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plagueislost · 2 months ago
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petition to let bernard be crazy in canon. your honor theyre a conspiracy theorist and a stalker theyre perfect for each other
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yourlocaloser · 3 months ago
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Something about Viktor and Jayce waking up and cuddling in bed idk. I was sleep deprived and finished this at 6am in the morning after being up all night. So that’s why the lighting doesn’t make the most sense.
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ki1ldeer · 5 months ago
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A little more steven universe…
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jerksbitch · 6 months ago
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“winchester sisters!🫎🐿️ " - from @CrazyTom0712 on twitter
this is NOT my art ! credit is above ! please show them some love :)
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ainosgarden · 2 months ago
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dr. sharp angles and dr. soft curves
(hidden angst explained in tags)
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vacate-et-scire · 4 months ago
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ᴠᴏʟᴜᴍᴇ : ▮▮▮▮▮▮▯▯▯ "AT THE HANDS OF AN ANGEL"
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Jason groans as he slumps onto the bed, face-first, with all the dramatics of a man twice his age. His jacket’s already discarded on the floor, his boots half-kicked off, and his entire body just radiates exhaustion.
"Fuck everything," he mutters into the sheets.
You lean in the doorway, arms crossed, watching him with amusement. "Everything?"
"Everything. The city, the idiots running it, the dumbass informant who wasted my entire night—" Jason lifts his head just enough to glare at the ceiling. "And most of all? My goddamn back."
You bite back a laugh. "You sound like an old man."
He flops an arm over his face. "That’s because I feel like one."
"Jason, you’re not even thirty."
"I might as well be."
You roll your eyes, but there’s a fondness in it. With a sigh, you push off the doorframe and crawl onto the bed, settling next to him. Your hand ghosts over his back. "Want me to fix it?"
He grunts. "If you can bring me back from the dead again, be my guest."
"Ha-ha." You press your palms into his shoulders, kneading gently. The moment you do, Jason groans—a deep, guttural sound that makes heat creep up your neck.
"Shit," he breathes, "yeah, there. Right there."
You smirk. "Big bad Red Hood, taken down by some muscle knots?"
"Shut up and keep going."
You do, pressing deeper, working out the tension in his shoulders, the knots along his spine. Jason melts. The tension in his body seeps out little by little, his breath slowing, his grip on the sheets loosening.
"God," he mutters, voice muffled. "Marry me."
You huff a laugh. "You’re ridiculous."
"M’serious." He sighs, utterly content. "You wanna stop me from doing stupid shit? This is how you do it. Just bribe me with this."
"Noted," you tease, digging your thumbs into a particularly tight spot. Jason shudders.
"...Okay, but not like that," he mumbles. "I will fall asleep right here."
You roll your eyes, softening. "Good. You need it."
Jason hums, too relaxed to argue.
And yeah, maybe he's not old. But nights like this, when exhaustion weighs heavy and his body hurts, he thinks—if growing old means coming home to this, to you—
Maybe it wouldn’t be so bad.
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