#MY ANSWER

[novankenn]

Ruby and co: (Kicks open door) Jaune we are here to save you!

(Sees Jaune on a Therapy couch talking while Salem writes stuff down.)

Jaune: and then they start laughing at me. Like excuse me your egos can't handle that I was prettier than you or your date at the dance in a dress.

Team RWBY was nearly spent. Slogging their way through wave after wave of grimm to rescue their friend who had run off without them to face Salem. Standing in front of a set of ornate doors they prepared to rush in... at least until Ruby saw a note taped to the door. It was written in elegant script, but it still caused her some confusion.

Session in Progress Please DO NOT Disturb.

Ruby: Um... I... I...

Blake: What is it Ruby?

Ruby: There's a sign here... um...

Yang: Who cares. We're here to get VB. Let's go!

Weiss: The sooner we rescue the dolt the sooner we can get out of here. Hit it Yang!

Ruby: WAIT!

Yang: Too LATE!

CRASH!

Yang: Yo VB the calvary... huh?

Before them was Salem in a very professional black pant suit with a red blouse, sitting in a plush arm chair. A clipboard balanced on he crossed legs a pen in her hand and a pair of wire rim glasses sitting on her nose.

Jaune was in just his pants and a tee-shirt. His weapon and armor piled at the foot of the plush couch he was reclining upon.

The pair were completely ignoring the interruption...

Salem: So when you mother said that to you. How did you feel?

Jaune: Terrible. It hurt.

Salem: I see. So would you say that lack of support made you push limits and face extreme risks in an attempt to receive validation?

Jaune: I... maybe... I'm not sure?

Salem: That's okay. This is just your first session and it will take sometime to help you unpack all this emotional baggage and mental trauma you have been subjected to, at your own hand and that of others.

Ruby: ...

Yang: ...

Blake: ...

Weiss: ...

Salem: Can I have a moment Jaune?

Jaune: Okay. Should I...

Salem: No. You stay right there. I just want to have a WORD with these interlopers...

Jaune: Okay.

Salem rose from her chair, set her clipboard and pen aside before approaching team RWBY.

Salem: I am busy, so if you have any business with me that does not revolve around mortal combat... please see my secretary and schedule an appointment.

Yang leans backwards and gazes out the door to see a desk, that she could have sworn was not there before, off to one side of the door, stationed by a rather annoyed looking Beowulf in a skirt and blouse. A mug of coffee in its hand.

Ruby: And if it is about... mortal combat?

Salem: Then I will have to ask you to leave or the authorities will be called.

R_BY: ...

Weiss: Are you accepting additional clients? Maybe even couples sessions?

Salem: Those can be arranged. Please speak to my secretary and once I've finished this session I will come to see you.

R_BY: ...

[cubedmango]

I was inspired by your thena drawing and how we were robbed and made art of it hope that's okay <3

THIS IS AMAZING WAAHH ??? she looks so cute in ur style, i love the colors and lighting !! thank u sm for sharing omg 🥹💜

[howlingday]

This meme about jaune has been making the rounds on the beacon message board. What exactly did jaune do to inspire it do you think?

It all started with a simple prank. Cardin Winchester took some fire dust, had it carefully broken down into smaller shards, and carried it into his sparring match with Jaune. The leader of Team JNPR has a vast reserve of aura, so it should be caught and keep him safe from harm. Just a prank between dudes, nothing too bad.

This is not what happened. Cardin shouted "POCKET DUST" thinking he was hilarious, and the fire dust got into Jaune's hoodie, into Jaune's pockets, and into Jaune's EYES. The young paladin was covered in fire dust and was in agony. Screaming in his literal blinding pain, he knocked Cardin off the stage with a single strike of his sword, then knocked Professor Goodwitch over as he ran into the locker room. Once inside, screams echoed as Yang Xiao Long punched Jaune through solid concrete for running into the girl's shower with him. The wet fist smashing into his face delivered water to his dusted eyes, which made the pain worse.

Jaune roared his agony so loudly that Faunus students across the school had to cover their ears. Jaune found his way to his feet and stumbled across the school. He'd made it to the courtyard when veteran huntsmen arrived to incapacitate and treat him, but that was when the legend truly became known.

Due to his thrashingly violent state, Jaune had to be sedated with tranquilizers. Unfortunately, the needes only reached through his aura enough to prick him, but not enough to actuate the plunger inside. Jaune Arc stumbled about, bellowing his misery loud enough that Velvet passed out, covered in needles, swinging his fists at anyone who tried to get close and knocking them easily to the ground.

Thankfully, such rage only exhausted him and he finally slumped over and was treated as soon as he was down. When he awoke in the infirmary, his team was around him and the FIRST thing any of them asked was Nora, scroll in hand, asking, "Have you seen the memes?!"

[retracexcviii]

heya, do you know if VnC is on hiatus right now?

Heello dear vnc fella.

To be honest, I don't know. Nobody knows because nobody says a thing.

This month, July, we have a confirmed hiatus. And in the last 2 months (May and June) we had a confirmed hiatus too, but we don't know yet if there is any issue or reason for vnc not to be back so I can't tell if we will have a new chapter next month (August 22nd).

I hope we have some news for the next chapter soon, but right now there is no news on the horizon. Neither if there will be a new chapter, or if we are on an undefined hiatus again. I theorize that Jun is working with her new projects for the 20th anniversary of her as a mangaka and for that reason she won't have free time until October or more.

As soon as I learn something, I can make a post here too.

[elementroar]

I thought the reason ABA wants Paracelsus to be human is because she’s based their whole relationship on what she’s learned through osmosis about romance and humanity? So like, she wants to be husband and wife specifically because of societal expectations, and wants him to be human to fit into that image even more?

I would say she did base her ideas on how to 'act human' from prolly books and things around Frasco in her 10 year isolation. We dunno what books she was reading in Frasco, other than apparently a lot of books containing idioms and things that she never quite remembers right (this is based on her random quotes back in XX/ACCENT CORE). She was also obsessed with laws, so I think that's how she view society really - through the words of law dictating behavior. And that included the idea of men and women, married couples etc. etc.

Her GG World Xrd entry implies she immediately fell in love with Paracelsus, decided they were married, and the natural next step in her reasoning is that he needs to have an artificial body like her to as you say, fit the image/idea of what they should be in her head.

Honestly, I think Daisuke kinda wants to move away from this being her sole focus for years in STRIVE, hence why no one brings it up during the conversations between all characters in any route in the arcade mode, other than when ABA falls back to that plan and drags a protesting Paracelsus away off-screen.

I think it's kinda resolved in her conversation with Elphelt, where she admits she understands what 'love' means academically, but she doesn't know what it really means to be in love. So it kinda applies to her singleminded plan to put Paracelsus into a human body? Like the 'why' of it is not even clear to her, and her getting better is her finally let go of that obsessive plan.

Also since Paracelsus is revealed to be able to shapeshift into whatever she wants, or what he wants for that matter, that means there's a natural way Paracelsus can get a human body now. With consent from both parties. I personally think that may actually be where the story is headed, plus if Para learns to shift between any form he wants, then ArcSys won't have to worry about how A.B.A. remains playable in future games! Para just turns back into an axe-key when needed (or she swings him around in human form lol).

[huedmmi]

Hi! I love your art!!! Are you per chance planning on making an art book? 🫣💚✨

(Also I adore how you draw each of the bats and am totally saving up for a commission now 😩💚🦇 💫)

Thank you so much for reminding me to make an art book! I'm so glad to hear you praise my art🥺You've really brightened my moment! And no rush, feel free to contact me anytime if you want to commission something🥰

Again, I really appreciate someone bringing up this topic😭

So, let me ask: does anyone have an interest in having an art book of mine? If you do, feel free to comment or reblog and let me know what you think💖

If I start the art book project, I might focus on creating more new artworks in 2024. Meanwhile, I'm also thinking about which old art pieces to include in the book… Please tell me in the comments or reblogs if there are any you want!

And don't worry, if no one answers, I'll just pretend I didn't ask the question LOL

[wineanddineloseyourmind]

Confession: you showed me your girl-cock once and I cannot stop thinking about it. 😵‍💫 your so fucking thick and intimidating my brain just drifts to how you'd overwhelm my mouth all the time. It feels like just the memory is fuckijg my brain at all times and i feel like it's slowly driving me insane with lust. I wanna give you head till my mind breaks, till only I can do is worship you with pleasure and beg for more.

It's very affirming to my succubus gender to know you're unable to let go of the memory of simply seeing a picture of me 🥰

[unboxeddoll]

I didn't get too far into TMA - could you explain more of Nikola's backstory for context? I'm really curious.

Hi and yes!

General spoiler warning for season 2 and onwards, but specific spoiler warnings for episode 83 (Drawing A Blank), episode 87 (The Uncanny Valley) episode 97 (We All Ignore The Pit), episode 102 (Nesting Instinct), episode 104 (Sneak Preview), episode 119 (Stranger and Stranger), and episode 128 (Heavy Goods).

Nikola Orsinov was originally Joseph Grimaldi, a real man who pioneered the modern clown (whiteface makeup, brightly coloured and detailed clothes, playful character). By the end of his life, Joseph had fallen into poverty, alcoholism, and depression. In the story of The Magnus Archives, he sought employment with The Circus of the Other, not knowing it was an organization of the Stranger, one of the fear entities.

Gregor Orsinov, the ringmaster, then violently remade him to be a mannequin, the star dancer of the Stranger's ritual (the Unknowing)⸺ and a woman. After a nonspecific amount of time, she killed him, repurposed his body parts, and took on his role as the ringmaster.

She goes on to carry out her purpose and work to bring about the Unknowing. In addition, she begins to terrorize people, as her being a figure of a fear entity requires her to sustain it with fear.

The entirety of episode 87 (The Uncanny Valley) has her pretending to be a woman, wearing human skin and painted eyes, to deceive a man before (failing to) kill him.

She also goes on to commit acts of violence for her own benefit. Her introductory episode consists of her stealing a woman's vocal cords.

Her first appearance continues to emphasize the horror of her theft.

The one confirmed instance of her pretending to be a man was episode 104 (Sneak Preview).

She had briefly assumed her previous identity of Joseph to terrorize one main character's brother, before (successfully) killing him. Her actions in episode 104 are depicted and discussed differently from her other instances of taking on a more human appearance, such as episode 87. When she is a woman, it is an act of deceit. When she is a man, it is an act of disentombent.

I apologize if the later part of this answer strayed from explaining her origins. I believed it was necessary to outline what her backstory served as a foundation to. Her identity as Nikola is seen as a departure from her identity as Joseph; her manhood is seen as being taken away from her, and yet her womanhood is never fully granted to her. She kills the man who feminized her and takes on his flesh, and marks the rest of her existence with more violence and more theft of the body.

I also apologize for taking a while to answer; I wanted to be thorough. If there is anything more you'd like me to expand upon, do let me know!

[feral-and-or-horny]

why is tumblr so hostile to horny transfems when we're the backbone of the website smh

They fear your power

[jijjmoon]

When is green gonna propose to purple??

💚💍👉💜

🙃🙃🙃

They are yet young for propose but...

I wanted to draw this

[epic-arc]

Do you watch Death Battle and if you do are you exicted for Eggman vs Bowser?

Yes and yes.

My history with death battle started with the first sonic vs mario

WHEN SONIC KILL MARIO DOING A SPINDASH ON HIS BACK! I think i was 8 or 10 and found it amazing

[novankenn]

Cinder: (Swings door open quickly ignoring the note.) My Queen! Those brats have broke into the castle we must stop!

(Pauses while looking at the scene)

Jaune: (His head on Weiss's lap as she runs her fingers though his hair) Alyx was a brat but she still was like family she didn't deserve what that cat did.

Salem: I understand life is usually cruel. Now tell me more about this Curious Cat.

Cinder: WTF?!?

Cinder stalked through the halls and corridors of EverNight Castle. Her twin obsidian blades ready to strike down the intruders... if she could find them. Normally she would have zeroed in on the sounds of conflict and combat, but there was none. The grimm she passed, when she did come across them were just wandering about aimlessly, that was if they weren't sitting or laying down.

So without the sounds of a fierce pitched battle to guide her, Cinder was forced to actually search for the interlopers... who she knew was team RWBY and their friends.

Cinder: This is RIDICULOUS! I must ask my queen for help, to locate these brats.

Cinder made a turn at the next corner and stomped her way toward the throne room. She emerged from one of the side halls into the main corridor and turned towards her destination. Five minutes later she stood there before the large double doors... in total shock.

Cinder: I...

A Beowulf, dressed in a tasteful skirt and blouse ensemble, matched with a set of sensible heels, and topped off with a pearl necklace, and a pair of wire rim glasses... stood before the doors baring her entry.

Cinder: I...

The Beowulf pointed to a sign near the door, well a set of signs in fact. It took ever ounce of her will power to draw her eyes off the figure before her, and look at the signs.

(1) If the doors are closed there is either a meeting or session in progress. Unless it is an EMERGENCY no admittance.

(2) Sessions are by appointment ONLY.

(3) This is a ZERO TOLERANCE work place. Anyone causing a disturbance, or harassing staff will be asked to leave. Failure to do so will cause the authorities to be summoned.

(4) I am the boss, but my secretary is in charge. If she says NO then it's NO. There are no exceptions.

Cinder: Secretary?

The Beowulf nodded its head and using a metal ruler tapped the desk name plate.

Cinder: Grendelsa Grimmsald, Executive Assistant to Doctor Salem Salem?

The Beowulf who Cinder now knew was named Grendelsa nodded.

Cinder: But, I...

Grendelsa: *Grunt like growl*

Cinder: I know I don't have an appointment, but this is an emergency! The castle is under attack! I must speak to Queen...

Grendelsa: *Growl like grunt*

Cinder: I mean Doctor Salem.

Grendelsa pointed to a set of rather comfy looking waiting room chairs, and Cinder knew instantly she had no choice. So she sat down, and after a few seconds wiggled her butt into the plush cushioning getting more comfortable.

Cinder dozed off, and awoke with a start at the sound of the door opening.

Salem: I understand it is quiet the commute so I will have Grendelsa arrange for some accommodations for you, as in my opinion there is a need to have a few more sessions over the next week before I feel confident that we can space them out further. Is that acceptable Ms Schnee? Mr Arc?

Weiss: More than. Thank you for your hospitality, and all your help.

Cinder shot to her feet, her eyes wide in shock. Salem, her queen. Malevolent Evil Incarnate was in a black pant suit, wearing glasses and SHAKING HANDS with the SCHNEE who was holding the hand of the blond wanna-be knight from Beacon!

Jaune: I still don't...

Salem: It's alright Mr Arc. These things take time, and we progress at the pace that you set. There is no rushing this. Your mental health is very important, and with Ms Schnee's support and my assistance we will help you find resolutions.

Weiss: Can we give it a couple more sessions Jaune? I really do think this is good for you, me and us.

Jaune: Okay. I'll try a few more times.

Salem: Excellent. Grendelsa will make all the...

Cinder: WHAT THE FUCK IT THIS!!!!

Salem: Ms Fall. Those types of outbursts are not acceptable!

Cinder: WHAT THE FUCK, SALEM? THEY'RE FROM BEACON! THEY'RE YOUR ENEMIES!

Salem: Lower your voice or you will be escorted out.

Cinder: WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?!?!? ARE YOU GIVING THEM THERAPY???

Salem: You were warned Ms Fall. Ms Grimmslad if you please...

/==/

Twenty minutes later Cinder found herself sitting outside of the main gate of EverNight Castle, right next to Ruby Rose, Yang Xiao Long, and Blake Belladonna.

Ruby: You get kicked out too?

Cinder: ...

[ducklooney]

How would the Ducks react to Julius The Cat? I feel like he'd be another foe for them to fight, given how sadistic he can be in MANY of the Alice Comedies shorts. Especially in Alice Gets Stung, I felt bad for the rabbit and the bear.

Hi!

To be honest, I never even thought about it until now, except for Julius the cat to be with Oswald and Mickey as a trio of brothers and the first positive Disney characters. I agree, unfortunately many call Julius the cat a rip-off of Felix the cat, since Felix came before Julius and I think he deserves to be featured more often. If Oswald can do it, why not Julius. It could especially be for Epic Mickey 3, if it could ever come to fruition. By the way, the bear is Peg-Leg Pete, who later became a cat. It's like how Betty Boop went from a dog to a real woman. Although the story is a bit complicated, that's mostly how the characters were developed.

Hm, well as for the ducks, in my opinion, Donald would probably get to know Julius first and resent it at first, because he's not really in the mood to be with Mickey's team except Oswald, at least in my opinion, but he could easily get along with him. . Daisy too. Not sure about the others. I know that for Donald's nephews (classic version) and Max Goof (Goof Troop), it was certainly easy to be with Oswald the Lucky Rabbit, but the ones with Mickey and Oswald would be kind of a babysitter for them. Even though he has 420 nephews and nieces. Morty and Ferdie (Mickey's nephews) could easily hang out with Julius and have Julius be their babysitter. Oh, yes, Horace could easily do with Oswald and Julius and he will understand them best, because unfortunately Horace has been neglected a lot in recent times, if not decades.

However, this is my opinion and this is a good idea, you should make some drawings and fanfiction related to it. And thank you for your question, and if you need anything, feel free to ask me.

[howlingday]

wanna do this scene but with jaune and what ever ships you think fit?

IT'S HERE! IT'S HERE!

Jaune: Alright, time to grab those blankets and- Huh?

Ruby: (Snoozing on blanket)

Nora: (Snoozing on blanket)

Jaune: Ruby.... and Nora..?

Daydream

Jaune: C'mon, Ruby, wake up!

Ruby: Mm... Jaune?

Jaune: I put these blankets out to dry, not for you guys to sleep on.

Nora: (Snoring)

Ruby: But they feel really nice. They're soft and they smell nice...

Jaune: Yeah, that's why I laid them out to-

Ruby: (Grabs Jaune, Pulls him down) C'mon, Jaune~! Sleep with us, too~!

Jaune: (Struggling) Stop wrinkling the blankets! Ruby!

Ruby: (Patting) Jaune, you're such a good boy...

Jaune: (Thinking) Mm... This does feel nice... I have been up since last night, so maybe...

Ruby: (Muttering as Jaune dozes)

Pyrrha: (Gasps) Wh-What is this?! Should... Should I wake them? Why do I feel like I shouldn't disturb them?

Ruby: (Cuddling Jaune)

Pyrrha: ...

Pyrrha: (Lowers herself, Thinking) Slowly... Carefully... Quietly...

Weiss: And what exactly do you think you're doing?

Pyrrha: !!!

Pyrrha: I-

Weiss: Hush. Quiet. Honestly, these three have no shame in where they sleep.

Pyrrha: Um... Uh...

Weiss: Blankets warm and dry on the floor do feel good, however. (Rolling Ruby away, Taking her place) I got the first-class spot~!

Ruby: HEY! Weiss, you thief! That's my spot~!

Weiss: And it smells so good~!

Ruby: RGH! (Bites Weiss' head) GET UP!

Weiss: (Thrashing) FINE! Just stop it before you end up waking Jaune with all this racket!

Jaune: ...

Weiss: ...Why isn't he waking up?

Ruby: He won't. I made sure of that.

Pyrrha: !!!

Weiss: !!!

Weiss: (Wrenching Ruby's ears) WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?!

Ruby: I JUST WANTED TO NAP WITH JAUNE~!

Weiss: GET RID OF IT NOW!

Ruby: I WILL! I WILL! I PROMISE~!

Ruby: (Free) Oh, but are you sure you want me to remove it~?

Weiss: What? What are you talking about?

Ruby: Oh well, since Weiss wants me to remove it~!

Ruby: (Leans in to kiss Jaune)

Weiss: HEY! What the hell are you doing, you brat?!

Ruby: Fairy tales say that only a kiss from a princess will wake him up! DUH!

Weiss: IT'S THE OTHER WAY AROUND, YOU DOLT!

Ruby: WHAT?! So you don't care if Jaune never wakes up?!

Weiss: Of course not!

Pyrrha: Um... Ruby?

Ruby: WHAT?!

Pyrrha: Nora isn't waking up either. Did you cast your spell on her, too?

Ruby: Of course not!

Nora: (Snork!) Sho warm~.

[elementroar]

You know. I've been thinking on it. Why would Aba, who is very clearly into Paracelcus as a key, even bother with a human body Fer him?

Yeah it’s one of those questions or plotlines where I think maybe ArcSys actually did just kinda drop the ball and not think up a good reason, or not beyond much then she’s horny for Paracelsus and wants to get closer to him.

Like she only abandons the plan in -STRIVE- cos Para is literally falling apart so she finally has a mission that’s actually pretty dire. She does have a line in one of other endings in arcade mode, where she seems to think that Paracelsus wants to be in a human body, despite literally years of him protesting that ‘no, please stahp’.

Even then that doesn’t explain her own obsession with the idea from the very beginning.

I guess it IS kinda sweet that she sees Paracelsus for the being he is rather than just fixating on him for being a giant key, so it’s not a paraphilia situation. It’s clear she’s in love with the being that is Paracelsus, and she wants a relationship with him and not just because she’s attracted to giant keys.

[katrinahood]

3L - julian/garak/odo

Y'all think Odo melts into a pile of goo when in a cuddle session with these two?