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fanfiction is so awesome. some of the most brilliant writers youve ever met are writing the most crazy porn youve ever seen. does that not move you
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☢️ como se proteger da radiação.
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para avisar, você precisa para se proteger da radiação é manter essa radiação em um recipiente etiquetado com o símbolo radioativo, e também é melhor ficar longe. certo?.
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lembrando que esse desenho foi inspirado na katrinahood.
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Did a pic of a new fanfic I’m reading called The Road Less Travelled by @discoeffect ! I’m really enjoying it and had to draw the characters (again). Also I’m a bit of a sucker for batarian/human stories haha.
Let me know if I got their designs right! (the colors of course are just fun/experimental stuff). Enjoyyyyy
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Rarvan/Quinn (COMMISSION)
Drawing I made for discoeffect of their human/batarian OCs Quinn and Rarvan from their Fanfic series Far From Any Road. Thank you for commissioning me! Get 20% off all mass effect art till Jan.14th 2025 Three days left!
Commission Prices/Info Here
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Bday gift for a friend of mine. <3
You're a really good friend and I appreciate you a lot! Here's your beautiful OC. ✨ @russellcranebf <3
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You can only eat 2 foods for the next 2 years (with no health repercussions)
Spin this wheel twice to figure out what they are!
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And speaking of scurvy, I am eternally amused by the thing where some ancient form of healing that was born in a time where people didn't know exactly how the human body works, or what causes it to stop working sometimes, that still somehow worked. Like how so many old folk medicinal plants were listed as a cure for various ailments that - from a modern view - are clearly just symptoms of scurvy, and the plant itself is rich in vitamin C.
I recall reading some story, no recollection of the exact time or place, where the king of a large empire suffered from constant horrible headaches and was incapable of falling asleep unless drugged or blackout drunk. Sick of taking temporary fixes to dull the pain and having to be sedated every night, he called up some old sage healer who was said to know how to fix things nobody else could explain, and the healer heard his symptoms and went
"Hmm. You spend too much time being a king. Your skull is packed so full of kingly thoughts that they don't all fit in there and that's why your head is in pain. You need to spend time not being a king." And prescribed him to schedule three days every month where he must go to a peasant village where nobody knows he's the king, live with a family there under a fake name and identity, work in the rice fields with them, eating the same food and sleeping on the same mats. Absolutely nobody is allowed to address him as the king, speak to him of any royal or political matters, and he himself is not allowed to think any kingly thoughts or think of himself as the king.
And naturally, this worked. Taking a regular scheduled break from a highly stressful office desk job to completely decompress, paired with physical exercise in the form of hard but simple physical labour, plain and simple food and Just Not Thinking About Your Fucking Job All The Time does help chronic stress, which here was worded as "spending too much time being a king clogs your brain."
Sometimes you do have ghosts in your blood, though I'm not entirely sure whether you should do cocaine about it.
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you know how kids tend to subconsciously adopt the mannerisms of their parents? i wonder how far back that stretches.
do i laugh like my great grandfather, because that's the way my grandma laughed, and my mom copied her?
does the way my dad make comedic sounds when he's driving actually originate with a distant uncle two hundred year ago, who made funny noises in the horse-drawn cart because it made his niece laugh?
i wonder which of my little mannerisms came from ancestors long passed, and i wonder which of mine will echo in family descendants long after i'm gone.
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my one skill is expertly manipulating the shape of the eggs I’m cooking so that they fit perfectly onto my toast every time
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Commodore Halgon here put herself into cryosleep during the 1700s, but someone in 2021 didn't want her to get out of cryosleep alive...
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twitter meme funny haha
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Happy birthday, @chessmaton! I drew Celine Georges for you!
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god I love big men they're so beefy and delicious
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I am inflicting, or perhaps bestowing, upon you: Garrus as various unnecessarily sexualized references that come up if you look up refs of women with guns :)
(( @milkywayes i know we’ve like almost never interacted but the silly comment i left on your post would Not leave my brain. I need to show u what you inspired ))
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Although Cyrus Dara isn't officially a part of Meteor Systems, he believes in what they do. Thus, he does his best to support them, financially or otherwise.
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So close LibreOffice! The word I was looking for was arsenal.
Thanks for the suggestion though.
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