#MUFFIN COME HERE >:I
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Jazz, but he's 29! >:D
I've wanted to do an adult Jazz design for a while, and now I have. >:3
Victory is mine.
And if anybody's curious about Donnie's situation, he's Jazz's boyfriend. (In my head, pls don't come after me.) Suffice it to say, he feels... conflicted.
#rottmnt#rottmnt oc#yes he's giving you both of his middle fingers#deal with it#the birds have been flipped#there's no going back now#MUFFIN GET OVER HERE >:/#he's also a ffing wh*re#idc what you think of that#he's 29#let the man live his life the way he wants to live it#>:P#traditional art#save rottmnt#yes#he's still#gay#i like how the gender/sexuality/other whatever tags are coloured#i'll stop tagging now#or not#I did it again#oh well#:P#MUFFIN COME HERE >:I
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do they celebrate pride month on teo
#finfin#fin fin on teo the magic planet#rtvs#wayneradiotv#pride month#(? i feel like such a shmuck putting that on here like idk. Hey you gays come look at this nonsense#im sorry mr. radiotv i couldnt think of anyone else to put in this#wayne ''wayneradiotv'' radiotv pictures are from @/waynefaces on here#& the finfin sprites are from the finfin microsoft agent which can be found on emge's finfin site (finfin.de)#muffin mumbles#ok i did actually manage to spend like two hours on this and im tiredddd so its bedtime for little old me. Goobnight
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support your evil wife
#everytime i draw them i try so hard yo come up with a reason for why nm is still nm and listen#i have no idea#instead of being friendshipped back to luna she got shreked by ditzy or something#or smth#would this mess up literallly all of mlps plot#idk the mane six dealt with. something else instead of nm#ditzy doo element of acceptance#what if i just keep saying shit#nm stays in those ruins in the everfree forest#am i making any sense here#mlp#my little pony#mlp fim#my art#ditzy doo#ditzy hooves#derpy hooves#nightmare moon#moonffins#nightmare muffins
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nozomachi fans make some noise *crickets*
#fighting for my life out here#ive come across one other fan and i dont think they speak english#but i feel solidarity with them#nozomachi#nozomi yumehara#komachi akimoto#yes precure 5#cure dream#cure mint#precure#pretty cure#muffin art
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#excuse me this crumpet is burning#Andrew Lincoln#*#andygifs#tag reads: Made of 100% Dad#also husband material#here he comes the mayor of dilfshire#lil english muffin pretending to play polo#excuse me but the nose™#AND THE BEARD ON HIS CHIN WAS AS WHITE AS THE SNOW#cowboy take me away#i love arm#i was thinking about this today
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I love your Derpy doodles and drawings so much so here's a Derpy for you
this is so cute oh my good god
#not my art#mlp#my little pony#mlpfim#my little pony friendship is magic#here comes all of her names#ditzy doo#derpy hooves#muffins#bubbles#thank you for the art!!!!!!!!!!!!! its so CUTE#i love the eyes so much!!!!!!!!!! this is like peak art style#sorry to answer this so late!! i hadnt seen id gotten it ;o;
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Recent images I suppose ~
#First one is THE LONG series of GEESE that fly by!!! my aforementioned friends... Or I think I referenced them in tags of some post#days ago. and how I love watching them. See how many there are? And multiple of these will go by. It's like hundreds of them.#Then just the sky because I love the sky. My hair looking ridiculous as it always does when I brush it out of the four big braids I always#keep it in to keep it out of the way lol. I just find it silly how small it can be all braided up and then as soon as it is Released and#combed then it poofs into some sort of swamp dwelling wizard style.#Then... a daily word count... have been so busy the past week that I sadly haven't written much but I'm WORKING on it. Still on the blasted#'odd jobs' tasks sections which were SUPPOSED to be very quick and short. but.. alas.. Though I am on basically the last one. You go work#for one of the enchanting specialists in the city (very important in society since a majority of people cannot do that type of magic) and#basically he just works so much he has no time for a social life so he hires random people to sit with him in the afternoons doing menial#tasks. You show up thinking you'll help with some Important Job or something but hes just like 'no... peel this apple for me.. :)' lol#Edit note: arrgh just had to fish a slippery avocado pit out of a narrow garbage disposal drain with a chopstick. felt like some#sort of taskmaster challenge or something.. gods... I know some people just reach into them. I guess maybe#my hand would fit?? but... erm... scary. what about Sharp Things in there or something.. also Sludge of some sort perhaps.#ANWYAY.. interruption... I got up to go to the kitchen in the middle of typing my tags... lol..#Next image is SLEEPING boye.. And then PIGEONS!!!!!!!!!! my beloveds...#Oh then the giant evil hole in my bathroom ceiling which is STILL not fixed and the repair people still have to come back again.. BUT they#did have this terrible industrial dehumidifier thing they put in the bathroom and just left here for like 5 days and it was like a noisy#hairdryer going at all times and raised the heat in the bathroom from 65F to 76F in like two hours so.. I'm glad at least at their#last arrival they've finally taken it away.... the Noise Beast... silence in my house at last...#though I am still plagued by Mysterious Hole.. the plastic wrap rustles sometimes when I'm in there.... go away...#Ah. Then a delightful little lemon poppyseed muffin someone didn't want and then gave to me. Which was interesting since I haven't#had one in soooo long even though its like a very Classic Flavor.. I do quite like them though now that I've had one again. :0c#Lastly.. mushrooms. I think it's the mushroom season here. Everywhere you go outside there's some new manner of fungus#having popped up from nowhere. I like the variety of all their little shapes. These in particular have an interesting wispy curled layers#sort of look to them. Almost like a shaggy hairstyle that's curled up at the ends or something. They seem neat to draw perhaps.#Okay.. that is all.. I still have literally like 2 costumes and 12 outfits and I think 1 sculpture? to post.. but I am so busy this is#what I can manage for now I suppose lol... quick pictures that don't really take any sorting or cropping or editing lol#photo diary
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*throws my cat at you* HEHEHUWWUWUIE ENJOY THE NEW CAT
your art is so amazing no matter how old or how new it is stop it now you’re one of the best artists i know 🌹🌹🌹✨✨✨⭐️⭐️💞💞💞💕💕💖💖
really??? WAJHGSGBHAG that's so sweet of you to say i'm head in hands going insane over your kind words rn WGHAGHWG THANK YOU SM??? and LEMME have that cat muah muah little muchacho<3333
#ask#i keep thinking i have like ten followers when y'all are SO many#what are you all doing here??? this blog feels like a gathering behind someone's backyard hhh i can't imagine this many people in a room xD#but you guys randomly appear and give me love outta nowhere and i'm just. WOW i swear i drank water today where did it go??#oh i lost it when i bawled my eyes out?? well y'all don't have to be THIS sweet like come ON#just a bunch of kind little muffins being the best like it's their literal job sobbing crying waaa omg<3333#muah muah thanks again for passing by and have an amazing day<3333
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my mummay is willing to bake with me on tuesday an thursday.. we are so back
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-`. i need to be more unhinged about her so here is yana in this picrew. 🥀🌸<3💀
#oc: anasyana an enaviryn#leg.ocs#t: picrews#*holda her up* hiiiiiii my murderous murder muffin <3#she’s a star elf! she’s an archfey warlock (tasha is her patron! she’s bhaals daughter! my dark urge! in love with one archduke !!!!)#fathers favorite daughter !!!!!!!!#i havent been as unhinged about her here so i bring her in this pic few i found while looking for pictures to intro my bg clowns 🌸💕#ye olde creative brain has been making clowns and her aesthetics i need to make EDITS of dearie i need to teach myself how to make gifs !!!!#I WANT TO MAKE PRETTY GIFS FOR YANA !!!!! (and learn how to mod for the yanagortash brainworms 🥀🥴 *giggles*)#what do you mean there’s blood on her it’s just strawberry syrup 🥀😌✨🍓#her house wished for a savior to see the return to their world that was lost to them and they got murder muffin 🌸💕✨😵💫🤭#(also sliiiightly unrelated bc the archduke has the braincell i plan to ship him as well with a few other nondurge clowns <3)#(i will offer lore soon but i love castellan and vaermina having ships with him !!!!!! yanagortash you’ll always have my heart but they’re!)#aaaaanyway y’all are welcome to send asks of my baby girlie i will never not want to talk till the cows come home about her 🌸🥀✨😖 MY BABY!!!!#she’s not evil she’s never done a wrong thing in her life <3#if yana and una were in the same verse they would be the best of friends i can feel it !!!!!!#she also has a thing with a*starion who i think’ll be ascended in her playthrough? they both should be allowed to be unhinged i think!#sarspira will get vampire pookie un ascended and will resist her urge <3#OH and she is not the one in my icon that is my sweet girl tissaia <3 i am so so stoked to intro her as well!!!!!!#reading word on the street that the d*urge was created purely by b*haal adds a whole new LAYER to her house wishing for a child of#destiny to save their world they lost bc RAHH at the thought he though OO here’s my opportunity + then created her + they got their ‘savior’#i think i read its in a note you find AND I HAVE TO FIND THAT NOTE 🥀😵💫✨ !!!!!!#like from his own viscera?? INCH RESTING for the lore for yana and what was meant for her VEERY#q#q: from the drafts
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Goshdangit I know exactly what I am having for breakfast tomorrow. Do you know how important this is to looking forward to tomorrow? Plan one (1) thing you're going to eat.
#ENGLISH MUFFINS HERE I COME#i am gonna put some BACON AND EGG IN U#and CHEESE#that took me 3 tries to type correctly#u know how important this is because i actually think breakfast is the most boring meal usually
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Where oh where is el wiwi I need him here in my loving hands please I will care for you and love you so much
#wistfully staring off in the distance waiting for tiny vash to come home like a wife waiting for her husband to return from the war#planning on giving him a spritz of this blueberry muffin perfume I have btw. he deserves it!#I genuinely feel as if my mental health will improve a little bit when he is here in the flesh
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ordered myself a breakfast sandwich as a little treat but when I went to pick it up they told me they didn't have english muffins and asked if I wanted something else or the refund and well I do need to eat so I got a croissant breakfast sandwich instead and it was way better that way. I stay winning
#venus ambassador give us a post#ive always thought of trying a dif bread bc the english muffins are super boring and dry this just became an excuse#they were like do u want a free donut bc we didnt have that? like NAUR U GUYS ARE FINE the app should have told me#but i did consider it. i wouldve taken one if i didnt mainly come here to get a coffee lol#this location may become my go to they are always so good 2 me 🩷 AND they make my coffee right
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She always appears at the best times, I swear. She knows. Wouldn’t have it any other way.
#admin talks#home is a coming nao#SHE'S HERE#MY GIRL#Actually came home to me too thankfully#got me a little worried though#the irony#but home sweet home#look at this lovable precious muffin#huh you're absolutely right#it terrifies me too#why do i see her as that#not too sure how i got that image#i'm sorry nao you're not a bumpkin#you're our star of kansai#back to precious muffin she goes
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"I didn’t come here to be civil. I didn’t come here to sit you down with a mug of tea & a blueberry muffin to coddle you as I try to convince you that respecting my existence is essential. You’ve had plenty of chances & you took a hard pass every time, so I came here to watch your anger overtake until you finally combust." -i’ll use your light to read.
#book quote#peotry#I didn't come here#to be#civil#to sit you down#with a mug of tea#and#a blueberry muffin#to coddle you#as I try#to convince you#respecting my existence#is essential#you've had plenty of chances#you took#a hard pass#every time#so I came here#to watch#your anger overtake#until you finally#combust#I'll use your light to read#quote#amanda lovelace#the witch doesn't burn in this one#I'm ready#to burn this bitch down
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Simon gets a message from reader while he’s on base. It’s a video. The thumbnail looks like a blurred image of a store isle
Once he has a moment to himself, he’s able to sit back and finally check out what you had sent.
The camera pans down to show yours and simon’s two year old daughter. She has half a mini chocolate muffin clutched in her little baby fist and chocolate smudges on her nose and bright pink cheeks. She’s standing, staring at something out of frame.
The camera is a bit shaky and Simon can hear you trying desperately to hide your laughter.
“Baby,” you say, “baby, look at me.” You bend down to bring the camera closer to your daughter, who only turns to look at you for a second before going back to staring at the same spot out of frame.
“Who is that?”
Your daughter raised one of her chocolate covered hands to point towards whatever it was that had been captivating her the entire video. “Daddy.”
Simon here’s more of your pained stifled laughter and the camera follows your daughter’s gaze, revealing a cheaply made Halloween grim reaper statue, with dusty purple robes, a plastic scythe, and a hilariously misshapen skull face.
He reads the accompanying texts that had followed the video.
[She just started saying “daddy daddy” over and over and it took me forever to figure out what she was talking about]
[for a second I thought, “oh is he here?”]
[Im so dense lol]
[she really misses you ]
[I miss you too]
The next text was a picture of your daughter fast asleep in her car seat. Now cleaned of chocolate, she had replaced her muffin with a giant plastic rat that she hugged to her chest like a teddy bear.
[she refused to leave without it]
Simon smiles. It had been a long time since he had a family. People who loved waiting for him to come home.
Your texts had been sent hours ago, and he felt bad about not responding all day.
[that’s unfair. My mask is made of much better materials]
[I miss you both too. If everything goes right I should be home by Monday]
[and don’t call yourself dense]
Simon thinks for a moment, something eating at him about that video
[I wish she didn’t know about the mask. I don’t want her to see me that way]
You respond quickly, making Simon feel worse about his delayed reply
[Dont worry about that honey. She’s only two, and I think she only saw you wear in mask once once or twice. She’ll forget in a month.]
[She doesn’t see you as anything other than her daddy]
[her daddy and her jungle gym]
[lol yes that too]
[Im sorry I don’t have a lot of time. I’ll try and call you tomorrow]
[ok Im heading to bed now anyway]
[goodnight I love you ❤️]
[goodnight I love you too ❤️]
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