#MORONSEXUAL
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Soundwave: I'm proud to identify as a gremlinsexual. I'm attracted to little shits and little shits exclusively.
Soundwave: Starscream told me he wanted to overthrow megatron and now I recharge thinking of kissing him under the moonlight.
#soundstar#this is their dynamic#transformers#specifically the#tfp#versions of them#ref#Starscream#soundwave#tfp soundwave#tfp starscream#attempt at humor#moronsexual#transformers prime#incorrect quotes#incorrect tfp
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She loves him
#beans#fanart#art#caine tadc#tadc#tadc pomni#tadc showtime#tadc Caine#pomni tadc#he’s so stupid and she loves it#moronsexual
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none can resist the Smart Gamer Swim Gear
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I love the difference between moransexual Itachi and Sasuke.
Like their respective Alpha is trying to open a water bottle but it’s just not opening because they’re turning the wrong way and just tightening it instead.
Sweet Itachi is like “did you try turning the other way honey?” And the Alpha shows him it doesn’t work but they end up opening it. Itachi giggles at them and kisses them because he just can’t resist the urge.
Sasuke however gets mad at his Alpha after telling them to turn the other way and they say it didn’t work. He’s just like “give me the damn bottle then and I’ll open it” while the Alpha is saying no because it won’t work and then they open it mid sentence. Sasuke gets even angrier and they have an unserious argument for like 10 minutes until Sasuke huffs and tells them to drink their water. Then proceed to hold hands
This is exactly them, 100% perfect!! Like, you completely nailed it. <3
The image of Sasuke demanding the bottle to open himself, and then getting into an argument over it, and then immediately holding hands? *chef's kiss* HIM!
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He’s a moronsexual.
#traditional art#my art#fronnie#glamrock freddy#glamrock bonnie#moronsexual#idk lmao#fnaf security breach#fnaf sb#five nights at freddy’s security breach#you’re stupid i like that in a man
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Tempest and Waggery - Moronsexual
Comic above is a prequel of a prequel of an nsfw image. Here's a link to the sequel/previous image/you get me
#dnd art#dungeons and dragons#goblin#shortstack#tiefling#himbo#moronsexual#height difference#romance#comic#comic art#digital art#firealpaca#tempestxwaggery
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LMK Incorrect quotes#15 Bedtime Story
Wukong: In the baninging!*Smiling as he reads, Practicing how to read out loud*
Macaque*Next to him clicks his tongue*Tsk...
Wukong:*Sweat drops and looks up at him and back at the book*In the beninging-BAning...
Macaque:...It beginning *Sighs as he rubs his temples
Wukong: In the banin-*Looks slightly more embarrassed*
Macaque*Breaths in and out*...It's beginning
Wukong:Uh-In the beninging-
Toddler Mk & Baby Bai He*Both in their bed looking between the two giggling at their rebuttels*Hehe~
Macaque: How the hell we married?...
Y/n*Walking by the room*Cuz we both Big Moronsexuals~,My Emo Mango~*Gives The Two a Wink*
The Great Moron king...
#lego monkey kid#lmk#lmk y/n#lmk mk#lmk bai he#lmk sun wukong x reader#lmk wukong x reader#lmk monkey king x reader#lmk macaque x y/n#lmk macaque x reader#lmk shadowpeach#moronsexual#wukong the great moron king#lmk fluff#lmk incorrect quotes#incorrect quotes
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It definitely happened
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Phayu and Sky are moronsexual. I don't make the rules.
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will the other gay’s understand me when I say ‘Pathetic Men’?
and not in a sexual way or anything
I’m just attracted to dumbasses
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[ID: screenshot of a Reddit comment with the user name censored saying: "Four hours into our first date, as I am luring him into my apartment with indecent intentions, he asked me if maybe I’d want to go on a date with him sometime. Married that fucking idiot, going ten years strong." /End ID]
#love wins#reddit#funny#relationship stuff#this is a love story#himbo king#himbo appreciation post#moronsexual
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Original Male Crossover Stud AU
There are rumors that you are dressing like this to impress a specific "delinquent". Is that true or false Winter?

Winter: What foolishness does this rumor!?
The beautiful agent of Atlas replied strongly with a fierce blushing look, trying not to react to the smoldering look of desire from the moronic delinquent who cheerful stupidity has a compelling effect upon her life and makes her incredibly attracted to Sin.
#rwby#rwby smut#guilty gear#guilty gear smut#sin kiske#original male stud au#original male stud au ask#crossover au#crossover au ask#moronsexual
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Aziraphale: Three words. Say them and I'm yours.
Crowley : Three words.
Aziraphale: …
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Really thankful my boyfriend is moronsexual.
#blessed#thank god#wouldn't be able to convince anyone else to date me lol#moronsexual#“how do you get a boyfriend?”#i don't know#i threatened to whoop his ass until he fell in love with me
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It’s ok Troy🫶 Abed loves you regardless🫶🫶🫶
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You know how moronsexual is a thing? Well, I think we should make smartsexual a thing too
It's amazing how I see a post analysing details or something about the media they love and I go: Omg, I want to kiss you so bad 😳
#i will be the moron on a relationship. i think that's why#yami talks#moronsexual#smartsexual#media#fandom#sexuality#i think (?
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