#MORE ENRICHMENT

[athenam]

about that post u tagged me in earlier, wanna spill the tea on what happens at ur school? keeping privacy in mind, ofc :P

yippieeeeeee time to talk about the crazy people I share a school with :)

I'm gonna put a bunch of little stories of all the insane stuff under the cut cause this is gonna get longgg

also tw for mild blood and SA talk (both are only mentioned but just to be safe)

ok we gonna start with the most recent thing, this happened two days ago, a kid climbed out the window in my social studies class, it was the first floor so its less extreme but it started with him trying to get a pencil from outside and sticking his body half way out the window and then the teacher said he wouldn't chase after him if he went out the window so then a group of boys started blocking the teachers line of sight to him and he went out the window and then the window got closed and he stood there. after that the teacher saw and yelled at him to go around and then he wrote up the guy who went out the window and the kids who helped him, and as a reminder, that was TWO DAYS AGO

side note; my social studies class is a fever dream to be in so don't be surprised if you hear more about it

and on the topic of social studies, I once was walking in the hall and over heard all the social studies teachers talking about just up and leaving, one of them said and I quote "If we leave what are they gonna do, we can just go 'the entire social studies department left, figure it out.'" and honestly I almost said "if you go take me with you pleaseeee"

2nd story, a kid set of a firecracker in the bathroom and another kid was his firecracker dealer, we didn't see either of them at school for like a month after that

story 3, a kid in my grade stabbed a kid two grades under us with a pencil, a sharp pencil, it drew blood

#4 last year a really creepy sub came to my school and he was always super touchy with the girls and for some reason he always was talking about how he was a grandfather, we found out about a month after he stopped subbing at our school that he went to jail for touching kids

also, two kids at my school have been to juvy

honorable mentions to the things that I'm pretty sure happen at most schools, like pregnancy rumors, that one girl that homie hops like it's her job, that other girl is always starting drama about nothing, and the really dumb boy that says the stupidest stuff ever and then gets in trouble for somehow doing something stupider and then also goes and snitches on people

that's all for now, if I have more I'll add on and if you got questions feel free to ask :]

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Actually, the bars aren't so bad anymore.

Think you can fix him? Read about his care instructions over at Tiger Tiger)

[shitpostingkats]

My toxic trait is I think Apollo should have more crazy backstories. Make him suffer.

[da-janela-lateral]

I see plenty Dad Reigen out there but where are my Dimples exhibiting weird uncle behavior

[high-voltage-rat]

I think it's fascinating that the quotes:

"Have you forgotten sir, we were at war? A fight with an alien race for the very survival of our species. I feel I must remind you that it is an undeniable, and may I say fundamental quality of man, that when faced with extinction, every alternative is preferable."

"When you spend every day fighting a war, you to demonize your attackers. To you, they're evil, they're subhuman. Because if they weren't, what would that make you? What I'm trying to say... is I've been afraid to see you for what you really are. You're our brothers. Our sisters. And the things we've done to one another are unforgivable."

"These guys want to use us, take us away from our families, and send us all over the dad-gum galaxy just to test if their agents are ready for the big fight? Well... guess I'm interested in showin' em exactly what a big fight is all about! So I'm not ordering you to go. I ain't even asking. You do what you gotta do, Private."

came from the same series whose standard fare is lines like:

"What in the hell are you two doing?" / "We're being executed by our own men, sir." / "Cut it out."

"I only drink the blood of my enemies, and the occasional strawberry yoohoo."

"You always said I could sleep when I’m dead, Sarge, and guess what? I am dead. This purgatory is about to become purga-snore-y, yawn!"

...and both categories manage to be a poignant statement about the nature of war and what it does to the people in it.

[introvert-celeste]

"I think King said it best once: 'I am both king and queen, best of both things!' But 'dad' works fine."

So this is casual confirmation that King's dad--and probably all Titans--is intersex, and given the rest of the dialogue in this scene I assume that Titans reproduce asexually so that's interesting!

[tiredbitchposts]

I often feel like people forget that both Shen Yuan and Shen Jiu got fucked over in the transmitgation with Shen Yuan dying and being forced to live as someone to fix that person's mistakes and Shen Jiu being forced out of his body so someone could live his life better than he did. Both of them got the shit end of the deal, that's the whole point of it, Shen Yuan may have gotten his happy ending but he'll never be his own person and he's at the mercy of the system for the rest of his life and Shen Jiu never got a happy ending but now he'll never get tortured in the most cruel ways possible and live knowing he indirectly caused the death of the person he loved the most

[emporiannee]

struck by an au idea where tobirama is a medical examiner and izuna is some kinda writer/journalist and they have the worst first meeting over the investigation of a gruesome murder. For weeks, izuna is convinced that tobirama is some kind of dexter type and is actually the murderer and using his medical examiner position to cover it up

[reksink]

Beloved Residents of Dirtmouth (And Quirrel 👍)

[fudgecake-charlie]

shh i'm posting no one tell my professors or the projects im involved in

[dunkinbublin]

Hm what about knuckles and amy bonding the besties ever

self care with the BESTIE

[shkika]

Do you think W1 would love the super deep foam pits, or ball pits?

the dashcon baby...

OK but yeah it would. Like quite a bit. Like quite a bit a bit.

Since W1 is two brains and not one, I imagine they'd exhibit a lot more play behavior when left to do their thing and not seeking to feed themselves. Since they can literally entertain each other in that metal box head.

They like having a good time together!! They play and are more curious than your average machine.

[tetrameryxx]

None of the user-made color guides on site were exactly what I wanted, so now I'm going mad with power

[peachandpinwheel]

The Sign has everything. Reincarnated gay soulmates. 'Everyone I love dies' curses. Drunk shenanigans. Hot sirens. Psychic visions. Vigilante serial killers. Butts. Gays with guns. Supportive ally bros. DRAGONS. Queer found family. Tourism adverts. Trans icon Yoshi Rinrada. It's like someone polled a bunch of queers about what they like, couldn't choose from the results, and just decided to go with everything. Phenomenal.

[spacesapphi]

He gets to be happy, as a treat!

[filingthataway]

i am so not normal about gem's performance this season.

she was the person with the second most kills this series (her 8 vs scar's 11). she brought the server to it's knees by starting the boogie man virus. she was preparing to be a red life as a green and yellow life - hoarding tnt & iron & arrows for the inevitable. she opened the end portal and encouraged the crusade to kill the end dragon. she strategically manipulated the secret life heart system of kills to gain hearts from her closest allies when they were on death's door, and began the last episode with 58 hearts.

the traps that cost her the most (about 30 hearts total) were ones she fell to from inexperience. blindly running up the cherry staircase (something she earlier remarks in the episode as something she should probably be weary of). gem, impulse, and scott all entering and exiting the nether portal at the same time, even after seeing that grian and cleo have begun trapping them. with more endgame experience under her belt, she's going to be near unstoppable.

the naive innocent exterior tinged with deadliness took her far. she is going to a be force to reckon with in future seasons.