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[loafthecat]

@rarestdoge

Mmmmmmmmm- microwave-

[minusgangtime]

(*microwave noises*)

[clownsuu]

Hey I'm Panic, and it's time to Gay!

Biblically accurate gay people jumpscare

[teddybeartoji]

Which jjk men are loud af in bed?

SATORU. OH MY GOD HE'S SOOO SO LOUD. he's letting out thee most pornographic moans and whines in the world that you have most definitely gotten some nasty looks from your neighbors before lmao,, but he's just so into it yk? he doesn't understand why he would ever have to hold back on the sounds bc the point of it is literally for the both of you to enjoy it right? and he wants to let you know how good you're making him feel!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and he definitely wants you to do the same too btw,, if you're shy abt he is gonna make it a little task for himself to coax some heavenly moans and whines out of you bc they just make him feel soo so fucking good he could literally cum just from hearing you cry out his name in pleasure!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and i do think that he's also a big talker. he's praising you so much that you feel dizzy just from his words aaaand he's also asking for your praise too. "am i doing good?" "tell me how it feels, baby" "c'mon, i wanna hear you" etc etc he just cannot shut up at all (i love it so much)

SUKUNA IS SO FUCKING LOUD TOO THOUGH. he's also a talker but it's like a fucked up mixture of teasing you and praising you and mocking you,, he just loves to fluster you so much lmao he's can be so mean (affectionate) overall i also think that he's very shameless, him and satoru are very alike in this matter. he doesn't understand why he would ever hold back his groans either - if he feels good, he feels good. if somebody doesn't want to hear that they should just fuck off lmao

his voice gets extra deep and extra raspy when he's fucking you and oh god it's so fucking hot......................... tbh in a way it reminds me of like a low purr,, just imagine him staring down at you, his hand on the back of your head as you're trying to take him down your throat and he's just humming bc fuck your mouth is so warm and you look so pretty like that aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa I NEED TO HEAR THATTTT

but yeah while everybody else is more like whispering when they're talking to you during sex, these two are not holding back anything they're talking in their regular tone aand when they're groaning and moaning it's almost obnoxiously loud but cmon.. we all know that none of us will complain abt that lmao

[starrjoy]

i love. robot <3

[idkfitememate]

(I found it on Pinterest but the artists name seems to be in the top corner. If they want me to take it down lemme know!!!)

MMMMM PEPAW NEUVI MMMMMM

Idk man there’s something about men with wisdom wrinkles that gets me idk IDK-

(Grandpa Nevi/Granddaughter Furina agenda activated)

[2sidesofthesamesoul]

thinking of the religious symbolism and parallels in tomarrymort...

Harry the martyr and willing sacrificial lamb

Tom/Voldemort the temptation, the snake his legacy and birthright

[vxsellie]

𝟭𝟭.𝟭𝟭 ׅ ㅤ𝗁oney 𝗂'𝗆 Ɨɑkinɡ no оɾdeɾs

ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤi'm gonna be nᦢɓᦢdɥ's sᦢldiᧉr ㅤㅤㅤ信: ㅤㅤ[ ... ]

OH MY HOD

I LOVE U SO MUCH

THIS IS SO GOOD

[pixlokita]

Hmmmm feeling likeeee doing low quality silly animatics again

[sins-and-hubris]

i still wanna fuck him so bad

[its-arson-time]

i hate july worst month 0/10

[smolsleepyfox]

I forgot I had this screenshot I'm laughing so hard who wrote this

[mothgutz236]

I made some bomb ass gnocchi like this is heavenly bro

This is so good and so filling and just nom nom nom

Lemme know if yall want the recipe bc this shit is delightful

[teddybeartoji]

OK WAIT BC I HAVE TWO THOUGHTS RIGHT NOW

TOJI THROAT-TRAINING BUNNY!READER OR PUPPY!READER

bunny reader would be a lot more shy with it, looking up at him nervously as your trying to make sure your doing it right!! after all you wanna make sure ur makin him feel good!!

and puppy reader who just takes it all in one go, sloppy and messy, not listening bc ur too excited to have him in your throat, your cute tail thumpin all over the place as toji chokes, his hand trying to make you calm down but you just can't help it, you love how handsome and hot he sounds when he groans and curses while trying to keep himself from fucking into your mouth!!

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

PLEAAAASEEEEE BUNNY!READER IS SUCH A LITTLE CUTIEEEE:(((((( SO EAGER TO DO WELL:((((((((( toji would pet your head and scratch your ears as you do it too:((((((

ANDDDDD THE PUPPY!READERRRRRR WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUUUU DO YOU WANT TO GET MARRIED OR WHATTTTTT leg tapping against the floor bc you just can't sit still. you wanna touch him, you wanna paw at him for more and more and more but he just tells you to only use your mouth:((((( he tells you to be a good pup my eye just twitched he's gonna cum so fucking fast AND he's gonna cum sooooo fucking much🥴🥴🥴🥴 like it's just impossible to swallow it all so he watches it dribble down your chin before wiping it with his fingers and letting you lick it clean🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴

[walking-circles]

why do i keep finding the most horrifying songs. what

[bringsin]

❝ Porn star? In my ring? ❞ he's setting down the tiny teacup Niffty had served him, arching a brow at the mention. Ozzie's looking mildly offended.

That offense is shortlived, however, as he's waving a hand and laughing. ❝ Baby, a lot of people misunderstand lust and porn. They don't exactly go hand-in-hand, I'll tell ya that much. Heh! But having a celebrity pornstar at my club might be something to turn some heads! Tell ya what, I'll bite. I'll personally arrange something for you to come down. Don't worry about that stuff, all you gotta do is show up. What's your schedule look like? ❞

unprompted / @jizzlords

"heh, yeah, of course - " angel begins, smiling fading and looking away. he feels ridiculous for having hope, for thinking just maybe he could get a reprieve from val, that he could just get away, even for a little bit -

"don't i know it," he half mutters to himself, having not felt genuine lust for a costar in decades.

but a dangerous hope blooms in his chest as ozzie continues, smile reappearing, more genuine than the porn star mask he wears. "really?" he asks, nearly bouncing in his chair with excitement. no val calling him in on his days off, no worry that he might show up wherever angel is to snatch him away to the studio, a however brief relief from his prison.

"i'm free for the three days! val will probably throw a bitch fit, but if y'throw enough cash at him, he'll deal. thank you!"