#arson screams

[its-arson-time]

I KNOW THAT ITS NOT SUPPOSED TO HURT. PLS STOP TELLING ME I HAVE A MINT ALLERGY.

inspired by me avoiding brushing my teeth because of how much my toothpaste hurts

[its-mr-beef]

actively watching a mutual fall down the terf rabbit hole chat what do i do

[its-arson-innit]

innit day or something

[its-arson-spam]

YOU CAN KISS THE SKIN FROM MY LIPS IF IT MAKES YOU FEEL GOOD

[flamingpudding]

Message to the past

Was one nice family dinner in the Wayne Family really possible? Jason was starting to think it wasn't. The evening started out so well, for once he did not have any sort of beef with Bruce for the moment. He got to spend time with Alfred preparing the dinner. Neither Demon Brat nor Pretender were at each other's throats because of a case yet and there was no argument about to happen with Dickie either and he didn't feel like avoiding Bruce. Did he mention he didn't feel like leaving the Manor at the first sight of his old man?

Everything felt like it was gearing up to be a nice and well deserved family dinner with all his siblings being in one space for once.

That was until a Lazarus Green portal opened and a fucking silver green tin can smack dab hit him square in the face. Causing him to fall backwards in his chair and hitting his head painfully on the floor. Why didn't they have carpet in the dinner room again? Oh right, someone -one of his siblings- got mud all over it after patrol and Alfred decided the dinner room didn't need it anymore.

Once the first shock of what had just happened passed. They got to inspect the tin can and found a letter inside it.

Dear future Dad,

Gramps Clockwork spoilered that there is a mess up in the timeline because of the speedsters and I can fix it like this, which is why I am writing this. Please pick me up in the attached location marked on the map. My current self is in need of saving and I honestly would like to spare myself at least a little of the trauma that's about to happen.

Also please bring some explosives. You always regretted not blowing up a corupted govermental facility, so here is your chance of doing so! Be proud, though. I blew up a bunch of them in the future, with supervision, of course, from my uncles and aunts, so great grandpa wouldn't worry.

Please pick me up? Thanks if you do!

Your future adopted son.

PS: please ignore any complains my current self might have. I was in server need of a real parental figure and as you like to say as stubborn as grandpa.

PSS: also please stop antagonizing grandpa about my adoption. It's bad enough that you had to fight him over it in the first place.

PSSS: please bring great grandpa's cookies, I beg you please! I swear I will do all my schoolwork and be a straight A student if you do!

The girls of the family started to pout while the boys exchanged glances. Jason narrowed his eyes at his brothers. There was a silent argument happening and Bruce was watching them all also.

But if there was one thing Jason was sure about. It was that the tin can smacked him in the face. Which meant the letter was his and the time shenanigans arson kid with sass was going to be his kid. His brothers AND Bruce can fight him over that.

Like the kid has said in his letter.

[singgibanggipoongpoongbanggi]

IF ANYONE SAID ANYTHING I WILL SHOOT MYSELF AND AT THIS POINT I'M NOT EVEN KIDDING *S(CREAMING) INTENSIFIES*

[chogiwa6192]

HYUNJIN STANS YOU ALIVE?

CAUSE I'M FUCKING NOT

[ryuusea]

first sherliam sketches + chibi practice doodles

[frnkiebby]

no vegas tonight. the airline gods hate me.

t o m o r r o w ~🎃

[autisticbokutoenthusiast]

i understand him

edit because i just had this thought WHAT IF HES WEARING A SCARF TO COVER HIS ONLY VISIBLE DIFFERENCE FROM NANT

what if hes trying to connect to his brother that way????

[skibasyndrome]

me earlier, like a fool: this week has been getting better! maybe things will work out!

me, yet again facing bs: oh bother

[its-arson-time]

anyone know if we have 2025 tomorrow

[its-mr-beef]

(dont vote if you dont have discord hahs)

[ratherhavehopewithyou]

bestie how we doing i for one am LOSING MY ENTIRE MIND SOBBING IN HANDS ON FLOOR CHEWING ON WIRES GOING INSANE ABSOLUTELY INSANE!!!!

SAME BESTIE!!!!

The angst, the devastating blow after devastating blow, the painful honesty, the devotion DESPITE IT ALL

I can’t articulate any legitimate thoughts but YOU GET IT!!!!

Kusa should send us the next chapter early… as a treat… and as payment for the damages to our sanity and mental health 🥲🔪

[sirenium]

I will never forgive the people who went after teenagers for going by Arson. It's a genuinely cool name fuck you, just admit you're allergic to teens having fun with self expression (or teens having fun at all) and stop trying to make it a morality issue

[eyestrain-addict]

This episode fucked me up but my consolation prize was seeing Louis insane in Lestats memories (errrr, Louis' memory of Lestats recollection that was also being performed). I love seeing my unhinged queen. The door is completely off the frame and I love to see it. Now I'm just looking forward to the catharsis of his Burn It All Down moment next episode.