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bailey-reaper · 3 years ago

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could you do a version of the birds n the bees thing where barok is engaged and his wedding is coming up, so klint figures it's a good time to traumatize him yknow? ik it's pretty similar to the previous one so please ignore this if you want. I feel so rude lol

The Talk ™ (Alt. edition)

Notes: (original here) No need to feel rude at all, anon! Seeing Barok all flustered over 'the talk' is never not funny! I think teasing him should be a national sport of all nations and we can come together over how cute Barok is when he's flustered / irked!

S/O is gender neutral (they/them pronouns). Barok refers to them using petnames.

Content Warnings: the talk™; embarrassment; wishing for divine intervention; why won’t the ground open up?; redder than Klint’s formal jacket…; no birds / bees were harmed; Barok might have taken psychic damage yet again (but he’s still ok)

"Not long until the big day, huh?" Klint said as he sat with his brother in the sitting room of their North Devon estate, enjoying a peaceful evening in front of the fireplace with a bottle of wine (for Barok) and some whiskey (for Klint).

"... Not long at all," Barok replied, looking at the brooding claret in his glass, "I can't believe how quickly the time has flown since we announced our engagement," feelings of nervousness and excitement collided in the pit of his stomach as he thought of how imminent the big day was –– of course, more than anything, he was delighted that they'd said yes and he had this event to look forward to.

"My my," Klint chuckled to himself as he took a sip of whiskey, "My little brother, soon to be a married man... look at you, all grown up and ready to start a new chapter with the love of your life," he smiled softly, "I'm so pleased for you, Barok."

"Thank you, brother," he returned that smile, "It means the world to me that you'll be there as my best man."

"Well how could I not!" he said, "You were my best man after all, and a splendid job you did too! Thanks to you, I didn't feel anywhere near as nervous as I otherwise would have..."

"Really?" that came as a surprise, "Because you seemed terribly jittery to me."

"Then just imagine how much worse I'd have been without you there! It really was a wonderful day, though..." he lost himself in fond memories for a moment –– his beautiful wife, smiling at him; their vows; the rings; the wedding breakfast and the reception after; Barok's speech, which had almost brought him to visible tears...

"Yes, it was a most splendid day."

"And now it's your turn!" Klint patted his brother's shoulder, before picking up the wine bottle and topping his brother's glass up, "I'm sure it will be just as memorable and you'll look back upon as fondly as I recall my own wedding."

"I certainly hope so..." truth be told, Barok was worried that he'd fumble up the day in some way – do or say something wrong – but, his beloved had already assured him that none of that mattered to them. All that mattered was spending the rest of their lives together, and he had to concur with their logic. A wedding was an important ceremony among the upper class, but it was ultimately just a day and it was their day too. He would do his utmost to enjoy it.

"Mmmm," Klint set his glass down and stroked his chin thoughtfully, "That reminds me, there's a matter of importance regarding the day that I ought to speak to you about."

"Oh?" perhaps his big brother had some pearls of wisdom about the ceremony, like how to remember vows, or some suggested techniques for dealing with guests, "What important matter would that be, brother?"

"Well, I say day but... what I really mean is the night."

"The...?" he set his wine glass down and turned to face his brother, head tilted and a perplexed expression creasing his brow, "What...?"

"Come now, Barok, you and I both know that you've never... sown your wild oats, as they say. You've been a chaste, dutiful young man... this will be your first time, won't it? I feel it's my duty to inform you about such things that a young man needs to know when he's to spend his first time with his darling spouse."

". . . . . . . . . . . huh," Barok blinked, profusely, and stared at his brother with an expression that slowly moved from bemused to a dawning look of horror –Klint meant to have 'the talk' with him. He shook his head, "Oh... no no no, no, that won't be necessary brother."

Klint laughed as his brother's cheeks went from alabaster to an impressive shade of red, he'd expected this reaction and Barok hadn't let him down "What? Nonsense! Come now, we're both men and as such we can have such discussions! There are no young women around to be outraged and shocked beyond all sense of decency!"

"I... really.... um... well... that is to say... I'm not sure that such a conversation is entirely necessary.... let's just enjoy our drinks, brother...."

"Ah," Klint sighed, "You're such a shy young man... still, it's part of your charm I suppose. I'm confident that you'll feel better once we've broached the topic, and so –– I have no doubt that you're familiar with the peni––"

"KLINT, PLEASE!!!!"

#barok van zieks #klint van zieks #request #silliness

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choicesfanaf · 4 years ago

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The Meeting of a Lifetime AU Part 4: One Year of Togetherness

Pairing: Ethan x f!MC (Arundhati Kulkarni)

Characters: Ethan Ramsey, Arundhati Kulkarni, Ruby Ramsey (OC), Uma Kulkarni (OC), Alan Ramsey

Word Count: 1581

Rating: General

Summary: Ethan and Arundhati meet after 15 years.

Category: Fluff

Tagging: @nooruleman, @sophxwithers, @schnitzelbutterfingers, @jooous, @red-rookie

A/N:

@nooruleman: Noorie, I am extremely thankful for your help, support and motivation. It was only because of you that I decided to write this series. You are a literal sweetheart. Thanks a lot for your help!

I sincerely apologise if this turns out to be messy or not up to your expectations.

On their first anniversary, Ethan and Arundhati decided to take Alan and the girls to the aquarium for a day of fun and relaxation.

'Who wants to go to the aquarium?', Arundhati burst into the living room, clearly excited, forming a plan in her head.

'Me! Me!', the girls shouted.

'Then let's start packing up! We're going to leave once grandpa is here.'

'Is grandpa coming with us?'

'Yeah, he is.'

'Then the trip is going to be even more fun, isn't it, Uma?'

'Yup!'

A few hours later, they were on their way to the aquarium, when Alan realised why they were going on a trip in the middle of the week.

'Happy Anniversary, my children. Forgive me, for I just remembered it right now.'

'That's fine, dad, all that matters is you wishing us', Ethan mentioned.

'Yeah, dad, don't worry much about it.'

'Are we there yet?', the girls asked, eager to reach the aquarium.

'No, kiddos, but we will reach there in half an hour.'

As soon as they reached, the girls started pulling their parents towards the entrance.

'Wait, girls, don't run, the aquarium isn't going anywhere!', Aru said, scared that they would slip and fall.

'Aru, don't worry, I'm right behind them.'

The girls were mesmerised by the vastness of the aquarium.

'This aquarium is huge!'

'I know. It has many floors. How cool is that!'

'Wow', Uma said, looking around, deciding where to go first.

'Where do you want to go first, girls?'

'To see the penguins and the octopus!'

'Okay, let's go.'

'Look, they are giving him toys.'

'He's coming out to get them!'

'Go buddy go, you can do it!', the girls cheered along.

'Good job, bud!'

'What are these spiky ball-shaped things here?'

'They are called sea anemones.'

'They are so small and cute! I love them!'

'I know, they are so colourful and pretty!'

'What are those cup-like things, dad?'

'Oh, they are the suction cups, sugar. Octopuses use them to feel and smell things.'

'That's so cool!'

'This was amazing! Let's go to the penguins next, mom!'

'Okay, chipmunk, let's go. Slow down, girls, there is no need to run. You might hurt yourself!'

'Look how cute they are, Uma!'

'I know, they look so cute flipping their arms around.'

'Look at that penguin hop!'

'It's so funny to look at.'

'There are so many of them... How many do you think they have, Uma?'

'I think around 90-100. What about you?'

'I think around 200..'

'But why are they shouting? They are hurting my ears..'

'Looks like they are talking to their friends!'

'Come on, let's go to that fish tank over there', Ruby pointed out.

'Wait, grandpa, why are the bottles present in that fish tank?', Uma observed.

'Oh......'

'Hello, I'm Stephen. How may I help you today?'

'Could you please answer some questions that the girls might have?'

'Sure! Ask away!'

Why are there bottles here?'

'They aren't your regular bottles, they are treasures!'

'Treasures, that's so fantastic! Are they pirates?'

'Who?'

'The people who run this aquarium..'

'Oh, sadly, that's not the case. But, the people who bring them, called divers, are similar to pirates.'

'How?'

'Sometimes, when searching for fishes, they find various beautiful objects, which they keep as a collection in this tank to make the fish comfortable and to let them feel as if they are still living in the sea.'

'That's amazing! They look so lovely.'

'Where do they come from?'

'They come from Eastport Maine. It is one of the old fishing ports of the USA.'

'Wow!!', marvelled Ruby.

'We only include natural materials and keep away materials like plastic as they can cause harm to the fishes.'

'Ohhhh'

'How do the fishes use these treasures?'

'Some of them use it for laying eggs, while some use it for hiding.'

'That's so awesome.'

'Do you have any more questions, girls?'

'Nope.'

'Okay, thanks Stephen, you helped us a lot.'

'No worries, it's my job.'

'Okay, who wants to have lunch?', Ethan asked as Stephen walked away from them.

'What are we going to have?'

'Let's go check the canteen!'

'Yes please, my stomach is rumbling', commented Aru.

After getting the kids what they wanted, Ethan and Aru were going to sit down, when Alan approached them.

'Don't you want to spend some time alone?'

'What do you mean, dad?'

'Isn't it your anniversary today?'

'Yeah'

'Then go, celebrate it privately.'

'How can we do it now?'

'I meant, after taking the kids home.'

'Don't worry, Dad, I already have something planned.'

'Care to tell me what it is?'

'Sure, but not in front of Aru.'

'So, are you ready to explore more?'

'Yeah!!'

'Do you want to see the seahorses next?'

'Yeah, let's go, grandpa.'

The girls were in awe of the seahorses.

'Look at the different colours of the seahorses! Some of them are pink, the others are purple. It looks so splendid!'

'Look at those baby seahorses, Ruby!'

'They look so cute!'

'Will they eat the small fish here?'

'No, sugar, they might eat the same food, but they won't harm each other.'

'Grandpa, what are they eating?'

'Wait a moment, chipmunk' he peered as close he could get, 'I can't say if it's exactly that, but it looks like shrimp to me.'

'Is this seahorse changing its colour, Ruby?'

'There might be a little bit of change. I wonder why...', the kids discussed amongst themselves.

'Wait, why are those big seahorses dancing?', Ruby asked, pointing to a pair of seahorses near the end of the tank.

'Chipmunk, you can look it up after we go home, okay? I'm sorry that there is no one here to answer your queries.'

'No problem, dad, I know it's not your fault.'

'Mom, I'm tired, can we go home now?'

'Are you sure, chipmunk? Don't you want to explore?'

'No, dad. I just want to go home and sleep.'

'What about you, Ruby?'

'I agree with Uma.'

'Okay, then, let's go home. But first, who wants to get some souvenirs?'

'Me! Me!', the kids shouted.

'Let's go then.'

Ethan waited outside while Alan and the girls went in to get what they wanted.

'So, what did you get, girls?'

'We did not want to get anything, dad.'

'Why may I ask?'

'It was too boring, and the same stuff, everything was printed with their logo. Nothing felt interesting.'

'Oh.. and what about you, dad?'

'I did not find anything that I liked.'

'I hope that's not a problem.'

'Not at all.'

'Good, let's get going, shall we?'

The girls were so tired that they crashed on their beds as soon as they reached.

Ethan and Aru used this golden opportunity to celebrate their anniversary.

'Happy Anniversary, darling.'

'Happy Anniversary, love. You are the best gift I have ever received in my life and every day I thank God that we met again after all.'

'Aru, my love, my life has changed for the best since I met you. You have made me a human capable of emotions simply by existing. I will truly never be able to thank you enough. You have made me the man I am today.'

'Ethan, you always know how to make me feel all warm and fuzzy.'

'I have a surprise for you.'

'What is it?'

'Let's go to the kitchen to find out.'

When they entered the kitchen, Ethan started playing a romantic track.

'Wow.. this looks magnificent, Ethan. The candles smell so lovely. When did you get the time to set all this up?'

'I have my ways.'

'Candlelight dinner with such beautiful roses and amazing tender music... who knew that the great Ethan Ramsey is such a romantic?'

'I think everyone started to know that after we started dating, Aru.'

'What do we have for dinner, sir?'

'Oh, we have chicken alfredo, vegetarian lasagna, chocolate cake and red wine.'

'That's a lot of food. How did you manage?'

'As I said, I have my ways.'

'Okay, Dr Terminator, keep your secrets, but I must say, it looks very tempting.'

'Thanks. You will never stop using that nickname, will you?', he asked.

'Never.'

'Good, I'm quite fond of it.'

'Mmmm... this is indeed heavenly. I've never had anything this good. You are an amazing chef, Ramsey.'

'Why, thank you.'

'The wine goes so well with both the chicken and the lasagna, great choices, Ethan.'

'I know, that's why I chose them.'

'I don't think I will be able to eat anymore, darling. I'm too full.'

'At least have a bit of the cake...'

'Okay, honey. But only a teeny weeny bit.'

'Sure.'

The girls walked in just as Ethan and Aru finished cleaning up.

'Hi girls, how was your sleep?'

'It was good. What's for dinner? I'm really hungry.'

'Chicken Alfredo, Veg Lasagna and Chocolate cake.'

'That sounds really delicious.'

'Thank dad for it, he is the one who made everything.'

'Wow, thanks, dad! When did you get the time to make all of this?'

'That's a secret, kids. But I can tell you tomorrow when mom is not around, okay?'

After cleaning up and tucking the kids into their beds, Aru and Ethan collapsed into their bed.

'Today was an amazing day, darling. Thanks a lot for everything. I love you.'

'Oh honey, thanks for everything, too. You are my everything. I wouldn't be here without you. I love you', he cuddled with her before dozing off to sleep due to exhaustion.

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imnotwolverine · 4 years ago

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The marriage pact - Wavelength

Henry Cavill x OC Alice - multi-chapter

< Part 1 | Part 2 Wavelength | Part 3 >

Disclaimer: none, perhaps some beach wear? If that tickles your fancy.

Author’s note: It’s romcom weekend, okay? 😘

Word count: 1.949

(Link to my Masterlist)

[ Alice.in.writing.land ]

Dear readers.

Sometimes I wonder. Do I know you as you know me? This morning an anonymous caller called in on the radio morning show to let people know that this Durrell paparazzi craze was hurting the island. Trash everywhere. The dogs barking all throughout the night. All and all, lots of grievances.

Now I know, and I think many people with me, who called. Pitchy voice, concerned about dogs and annoyed with island guests? I’m not going to ring up any names, but.. we know her. And not wholly unimportant: we love her for her concerns, albeit that they sometimes are a bit over exaggerated.

Anonymity only goes so far. And I am rather bad at keeping it, aren’t I? You know my name, my hobbies, my frustrations and how much I love my Jersey. An island that is home to a great many colourful people, wonderful souls. I wonder if any of you readers call Jersey your home too.

And if so.

Have I ever met you?

Just a thought, a blurb, a swindle of the mind. I love you all and wish you, as usual, a splendid Saturday.

Ali

Home is where the hearth is, and in my case, where the waves hit the white sanded beach near my parents place. I remember growing up here so well and I praise myself lucky for having lived here for so long, my family and friends always eager to come over and visit.

Many a day and night have been spent here, the beach our witness as great memories were made and lifelong friendships forged.

It was, simply put, a very good beach.

I smiled into the early morning sun, a soft breezing caressing through my brown hair as I brushed past the long dune grasses, making my way to my favourite hide-out near the rocks on the far right end. A truly perfect spot for sun bathing without being sand blasted and the water just right for a swim, the sea quickly reaching swim-worthy depths.

And the best of it was: you had to be a local to know of this place.

It wasn’t particularly easy to reach and thus it was, despite the Durrell craze, desirably quiet in here.

Reaching my destination I slipped out of my simple summer dress, my sticky skin requiring a quick rinse before I would indulge myself in my two favourite hobbies; sun bathing and writing. Which in all honesty would make up most of my Saturday, as my friends were too occupied with their kids’ soccer practise, grocery shopping or any of the other very adult things to do.

I let the cold water wash away any of those concerning thoughts - how much of a non-adult I was for having reached none of that - and swam out further into the bay.

This was me, at 37. Swimming. Alone.

‘HEY! Ali!’

Okay, not quite alone. BegrudginglyI turned around, my eyes squinting in the reflections of the water. I saw a man wave at me. A dog by his side. An akita..a…hold on..

I felt my heart flutter for the splittest of seconds.

Henry? What the hell was he doing here?

With quick and sure strikes I swam back to the shoreline, the clear definition of Henry wearing a blue shirt and some airy linen pants appearing right next to the spot where I had left my clothes. Panting ever so slightly I waded out of the water, not quite sure what to say or do as I walked up to Henry.

Henry gave me a quick look up and down, then swallowed semi-awkwardly, a boyish smile turning up on his lips.

Well, that hadn’t changed.

‘Hi Henners.’ I said, filling in the silence.

‘Hi Ali.’ He smiled, still a bit unsure of what to say or what kind of face to pull. Meanwhile Kal wasn’t half so hesitant, the large akita pulling on his leash to get closer to me.

I chuckled and ruffled the dog behind his ears, then pointed at my clothes that lay behind Henry. ‘Just gonna..fetch a towel if you don’t mind.’

‘Oh yea sure. Sorry.’ Henry stepped aside and Kal looked up at him, almost as if asking his owner why he was being such an awkward dork.

‘So…long time no see.’ I grinned, wiping myself dry with the towel, Henry’s eyes now averted to the sea - perhaps to watch the waves, perhaps to offer me the slightest of privacy. ‘Yes. A whole 23 hours.’ He smiled, blue eyes gazing at the aquamarine water.

‘And now you are in dire need of some down time.’ I stated, stepping in beside him, the towel now wrapped around my body.

‘Kind of..yea.’ He looked to his side, his eyes far more relaxed and at peace than they were yesterday. Yesterday I met Henry the actor. Today it was..just Henry. I smiled and nodded at a picnic rug I had brought along. ‘You can join me if you want. I even brought cake.’

‘Thanks. I’d like that. Though no cake…unfortunately..no cake.’ He folded his lips in disappointment, then quickly turned them back up into a smile.

‘Alright then. I guess you Hollywood stars survive on salads and champagne alone then, huh?’ We both chuckled. ‘Don’t let my team hear that, or I won’t be allowed to drink champagne either.’ He raised an eyebrow in amusement, sitting down on the rug after I folded it out, moving some of my things to the side.

It was weird to say, but it didn’t feel weird at all to sit here with Henry. Sure, he looked different - older, broader and slightly more sorrowful, but the twinkle in his eyes had remained. Henry was still Henry. My bubbly, slightly chunky neighbour Henry with whom I always loved to play and make homework with, was still somewhere deep inside this man.

‘I heard you lived at your parents now, so I decided to pay you a visit. Yesterday was a bit…eh..’ ‘-Weird.’ I interjected, grinning at him. ‘Yea. I honestly didn’t know you still lived here on the islands. I always thought you’d be one of those mainlanders - living the London dream.’

I shook my head, licking my lips and moving my hand through Kal’s thick fur - the dog now also stretched out, right in between me and Henry. ‘Nope. And perhaps I should have. So far my life’s been a bit..’ ‘Weird?’

We both laughed. ‘I was going to say: different than I expected. But weird would do. At least I feel weird. Living with my parents again at 37. I mean..what’s wrong with me?!’

‘May I ask..why? I mean..I hope nobody’s ill or..’

‘Oh no. This is just me failing at finding a life partner that actually wants the same things from..’ I hesitated again, looking up into Henry’s face and seeing bitter recognition. ‘Never mind I shouldn’t unload all that bullshit on you. Hmm…’ I shook my head and looked back at the sea, my voice quiet, but my mind once more racing.

Just a few weeks ago I had broken up with my boyfriend of seven years. Chris. Whom I had thought to be perfect for me. Relaxed, fun, caring. But unfortunately also; not on the same wavelength. And that is, apparently, especially when you really want to have a family, damn important.

‘Perhaps I can lift your spirits with the knowledge that I am not doing much better. On the relationship department, that is.’ Henry sighed into the fresh morning air, the scent of hot sand starting to rise up into our nostrils.

It was going to be hot today.

‘Surely you could lift a finger and the women come swarming.’ I grinned, eyes finally meeting his again. Almond browns looking into deep blues. And once more I saw that slither of shyness cross his features. Or was it uncertainty? Sorrow?

It was clear that Henry wasn’t jumping at the fact that women would come swarming at him.

‘Too bad I don’t like swarming women.’ He smiled.

There, you had seen that right, girl.

‘Well then you do know what you want. That’s quite unique for a man.’ I said, realising a tad too late that such a thing was a bit mean to say. Henry furrowed his brow, then tilted his head. ‘I feel there’s something underlying that statement. Something happened?’ His question was honest and open, no feelings hurt. I sighed. ‘Ugh. Sorry about that. Chris, my ex, just left a bit of a sting that’s all. He didn’t want the things I wanted, after years of hesitating on his end. And you know..”the clock’s ticking”.’

‘Well. Same I guess.’ Henry shrugged, making me snort. ‘You’re a man Henry, you can children way into your 60s!’

‘No! No..Not really. I mean..I don’t think I could have children that late. I want to actually be there for them. Be there when they’ve grown up.’

‘Always so considerate.’ I smiled, then sighed again, seeing him return my smile, his eyes holding a pensive glint. That was, until he shook his head, laughing at his own thoughts.

‘What?’ I asked, chewing the inside of my lip.

‘Nothing.’

‘Mmmm..You’re an awful liar Cavill. The lot of you actually. Only your mother could ever keep a straight face.’ We both laughed. ‘Might have to take up some acting classes then.’ He winked.

I rolled my eyes, then continued: ‘Remember when you and Charlie had baked that terribly dry cake? UGH. And then you put so much icing on top it was like the titanic all over.’

‘ALI!’ He exclaimed, embarrassed at the memory of presenting this cake for a local baking contest - which of course went miserably.

I chuckled. ‘What?!’ I smiled with playful innocence.

‘Well I practised in the mean time, just so you know.’

‘Good for you.’ I laughed, earning myself another one of his discerning looks, which made me laugh even harder, louder, snorting as his face melted into one of full-on exasperation.

‘You!’ Henry growled, his long arm reaching out for me and pulling me effortlessly into his chest, making Kal quickly get up and move out of the way - the dog could feel this was not a good place to be right now.

I squirmed, wiggling in his arm, trying to get away from him before he could launch some tickles in my sides. Like the old days. Though now it was so very different. We were grown ups now. Grown ups didn’t do this, right?

‘Hen Hen! Hen! What if people see us? What if..’ My breath was short, chuckles still escaping my lips as he stopped his assault, his arm remaining locked around me, refraining me from going anywhere else. ‘Like I care.’ He laughed. ‘We’re old friends. Heavens. We were toddlers together. Besides, we still have that pact, remember?’

I looked at him incredulously, then blinked, a blush creeping over my cheeks. ‘The.. pact.’ I mumbled, licking my terse lips, quickly looking back out over the water, not wishing to look into his eyes now he suddenly was so very close. Now his musky scent reached my eager nose.

He smelled so good.

‘And we’re way past 35 Ali.’

‘I know. We’re getting old Henners.’ I sighed, the last of my chuckles melting on my lips, my head quite naturally leaning into his shoulder.

And he felt nice too.

Ugh, it was nice to touch a man again. To be around Henry again. The sweet, chubby boy had turned into a gentle hearted hottie. It left me wondering how it came to be that a man like him hadn’t found a good woman yet.

‘You’re thinking very loudly Ali.’

‘Mmm..then indulge me. What am I thinking about?’

Henry chuckled. ‘Me.’

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scraemoo · 8 months ago

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@thewoodthrush

today's bird is this green heron inspecting a bug

#reblog #bird #not my art #mmmm bug observation....yes yes splendid. good bug. very bug.

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newtlesbian · 4 years ago

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hermann eating some cafeteria baby carrots while walking back almost to the lab door: mmmm yes splendid ah indeed scrumptious carry on good heavens i’m arriving

#newmann #💌

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bssaz97 · 5 years ago

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RWBY Ancestries Chapter 7

- Crash Site B, 5 minutes after crash -

???: ....Ruby....Ruby! Ruby can you hear me!

Ruby: Ugggghhhh, huh? Who’s-? What’s going on? What happened?

Yang: Ruby, thank gods your ok! You got hit in the head pretty hard there!

Ruby: Yang? Did...did something happen? Where are Weiss and Blake?

Yang: They’re fine. Well Weiss is pretty banged up but nothing serious.

Ruby: What about the pilots? (Struggling to get up)

Yang: Easy there sis I got you. (Wraps Ruby’s right arm over her shoulder and slowly stands her up) As for the pilots...they didn’t make it.

Ruby was shocked and saddened to fear of the fate of the people in charge of transporting them around the Wyvern. That sadness turned to determination as she tried to stand on her own two feet but fell back to Yang’s side once she feels a sharp pain in her head. She places her hand on her head and feels something wet but something rough was covering the wet spot like a....bandage. Ruby looks at Yang which her sister understood the unsaid question.

Yang: You hit the side of your head on one of the chairs over there during the crash. Your aura was able to keep you from fracturing your skull but had a mean gash on your forehead. Probably because you weren’t able to predict the impact, so your aura didn’t have time to block the hit.

Weiss: ...Mmmm you know I think that’s the most well made explanation I’ve ever heard you made.

Yang: Half conscious and she still has enough of energy to talk shit. Not sure if I should be impressed or insulted.

Weiss: Take it anyway you want. (Winces) We need to get out of here and call for backup.

Ruby: Have you all tried contacting JNPR?

Blake: Yes but with no luck, for some reason our scrolls aren’t able to reach theirs. It’s really odd because the other functions work fine.

Ruby: Ok that just means we need to get out of this airship and see if we can get a better signal outside.

Yang: Are you sure you’re good to move around in your condition?

Ruby: I’ll be fine, I’m feeling a bit better now and besides we can’t leave them all by themselves. They could be in worse condition than we are.

Blake: Well they do have Jaune with them, so I don’t think they’ll be in that bad of condition.

Weiss:(Winces) Yes as much as I don’t want to admit it....I could REALLY use his healing hands right now.

Ruby: Alright how about Blake and I go find their position, since were the fastest ones on our feet right now. As soon as we group up with them we can bring them here so we can patch you up Weiss. Sound good?

Weiss: Splendid....

Ruby goes toward the doorway and with the Blake assisting her by grabbing the sliding door, both huntresses slide the door open.....only to be met with a ton of bricks. Both of them recoiled from the pile of debris coming into the airship. The pile spread throughout the airship’s floor and almosts covered half the airship in debris.

Ruby: What the-! What the heck was that?!

Blake: Wait.(Moves her Cat ears to focus her hearing) I think we might be on the inside of...a fallen building right now?

Weiss:(Coughs) Oh you’ve got to be kidding with me right now! How are we supposed to get out of here right now!

Yang: Wait Weiss can’t you use one of your summonings right now?

Weiss:(Mock shock) ‘Gasp’ You’re right Yang. Oh why couldn’t I think of that! Here let use the aura that I barely have to keep myself from going unconscious and use it to open a way for Blake and Ruby to escape from the crumbling building to get help for us. Oh wait that means that both you and me will be stuck here and possibly die a slow excruciating death, under a pile of brick and beams!

Yang: ....Hey Ruby, mind handing me one of those bricks there, I think I can find a way to solve at least one of our problems.

Ruby: Ok, enough you two! This is serious, we need to figure out a way how to get us all out of here.

Blake: Well since we have the others location, maybe there’s a way to send ours as well.

Ruby: You’re right! Great thinking Blake! If the others are ok then they can come help us or at least call in for help. *Begins to send out a distress beacon from her scroll* Now they’ll know we’re right here!

Weiss: That still doesn’t help the predicament of us being trapped here.

Ruby: Yeah....well I guess we just need to hold on tight. It shouldn’t take too long.

*Loud Rumbling!*

Yang: Oh great now what?!

Blake: Wait. (Moves closer to a wall of the airship and listens carefully) I.... I think something is trying to move us out of the building!

Ruby: Yes! I knew they would come for us!

Yang: Dang that was quick, I guess Vomit Boy really does have a thing for you sis.

Ruby:(Blushing Madly) Huh?! No it’s not like that! We’re just very close friends.

Weiss: Ruby ‘OW!’ we’re all very close friends...but we don’t try to catch a peep of each other undressing...Well most of us anyway.

Yang: One time! It was one time! Also it was only because you were modeling in your locker’s mirror and bragging how your flat chested boobs grew a size!

Weiss: It was an achievement for me! That doesn’t mean you can cop a feel!

Yang: Oh please, you grew from a B to a C at best! It’s not that big of an achievement! Plus I was making sure you weren’t cheating by padding your bra.

Weiss: (Cough! Cough!) Oh you insufferable-!

Before Weiss could finish speaking, the airship starts to shake violently. The three standing huntresses brace themselves to the nearest wall while Weiss with all her might to fasten herself on the floor. It felt as though the airship itself was moving, the loud sounds of bricks, beams and concrete hitting the airship all around but as soon as the movement had started it ceased. The members of RWBY let go of the wall/floor they had been holding and tried to gather their bearings, just to feel the sudden rush of gravity and jolt the airship produced as though it were dropped down. A few seconds go by before Ruby, Yang and Blake are on their feet again. The same could not be said for Weiss who was groaning painfully.

Yang: Hey you alright there Weiss, you know besides the pain you’re probably feeling right now?

Weiss: ...Yes, I’m fine. But if my injuries are any worse than what they’ve already been through, I’m going to strangle the next person I see.

Blake: Well at least her enthusiasm hasn’t been damaged.

*Ccccrrrreeeeeaaaaakkkkk!*

The group becomes alert at the sound of the sliding door of the airship door opening, fully lighting up the dark space of the airship. Initially the sunlight blinds the girls for a moment but after a few seconds their eyes start adjusting to the light.

Ruby:(Rubs Eyes) Owwwww. Thanks for the save guys but you could be more......

Whatever statement Ruby was going to make died in her throat as she now could fully make out who exactly saved them. The bad thing about this is that the person was not one of their friends or Atlesian allies, in face this person wasn’t even an ally to begin with. This was someone far, far worse. Going by the silence of the remaining members of RWBY, they also distinguish who this person was. As the main features of this person was they were deathly white, had complete white hair, and had black sclera with blood red eyes. There was only one person in all of Remnant who matched those features.

Salem: .......I don’t suppose you know where-

As soon as the Grimm Queen opened her mouth their instincts kicked in, the three standing huntresses deployed their weapons gun mode and began opening fire on the being before them. However, they ceased fire immediately after seeing that all of their Dust rounds seemed to have stopped moving mid air. The source of the unnatural scene was the being in front of them. Her arm outstretched and her entire hand glowing signifying that she had used her magic to stop their joint attack. Then as if Salem had just thought it, all the Dust bullets fell to the ground fruitlessly. Salem had predicted that these girls would try to shoot first, a trend she noticed seemed to be common in all mankind nowadays.

Salem: (Smiles) I see that shooting your opponent first has become quite the staple for this new generation. It won’t be doing much I’m afraid. Now why don’t you all-

Yang: RRRRAAAAGGGGHHHH! (Charges forward, pulling back her robotic arm to land a right cross to Salem’s jaw) Take this!

Yang nearly lands her punch when suddenly she starts feeling strange. It was strange because her fist had stopped moving, in fact her entire body seemed to become immobilized. She tried to move but it seemed a greater force was keeping her still. Before could question it she was suddenly forced to stand straight and pull her arm back, it was as if her body was moving against her will.

Yang: ‘What the hell?! Why is my body moving like this?!’

Ruby: YANG NO! (Activates Crescent Rose’s scythe mode and charges to save her sister) LET HER GO!

Both Ruby and Blake move in to attack Salem and before Yang could warm the two they too suddenly stopped moving all together. Just like with Yang the two huntresses are bewildered. Unfortunately they failed to take notice that Salem had her other arm outstretched towards them.

Blake: ‘What? What is happening?! My body won’t move!’

Ruby: ‘Oh No! This is what happened to Yang wasn’t it! Oh how could I be so stupid?!’

Salem: Hmmm. It seems you children are in need of some discipline.

Salem brings both her arms back then pushes both forward, as if they were her puppets Ruby, Blake and Yang all were flung back towards the inside of the airship. Before any of them could recover from their landing, the three are forcibly pushed to the wall and levitated off the ground. Meanwhile Weiss sees her friends in danger, in an attempt to come to their aid she draws Mrytenaster to perform a summoning. What she doesn’t expect was for her weapon to fly out of her hands and flung to the other end of the airship. She turns her head to the opened door of the airship and sees the menacing eyes of Salem staring right at her. Suddenly Weiss herself is levitated off the ground and feeling all the pain of her sustained injuries coming back to her.

Weiss: Errrrrgghhh! (Winces painfully)

Salem:(Looks at Weiss’ torso and sees a large red stain) Oh you poor dear. You must be in such pain right now. Allow me alleviate some of the pain.

Weiss: ‘Alleviate? What does she-?! Wha-! Hap-pe-ning!’ Urggghh!

Weiss couldn’t explain it but suddenly she couldn’t breathe, as if she were being choked. Then the sensation continued and as desperately tried to breathe she found herself unable. She reached towards her neck and try to pry whatever it was blocking her windpipe, sadly she found nothing. She looks towards Salem and sees that right hand was directed at her while her while her left was holding the others down. She didn’t have much time to think more on it when she felt the pressure around her neck get stronger.

Ruby:(Glaring at Salem) W-wait! S-Stop it! Let her go!

Salem: Oh very well as you wish. (Releases Weiss)

Weiss lands on the ground with a thud then starts a coughing fit, after a while she remains on the floor and tries to settle her breathing.

Salem: So then. Are you all going to answer my questions now? Because I am in quite a hurry and don’t wish to spend all day avoiding explosions in my face.

Blake:(Straining) W-We know why you’re here.

Salem: Oh you do, splendid. Well then please do enlighten me, why do you think I’m here. I’ll give you three guesses. (Holds up three fingers)

Yang:(Straining) You’re...here for the Relic!

Blake:(Straining) To destroy this kingdom!

Salem: Well now you’ve just wasted two guesses, anything else come to mind?

Ruby:(Straining)....Ozpin. You’re here to get your revenge against Ozpin.

Salem looks at the Rose girl with malicious intent, which Ruby almost recoiled from at the woman’s blazing anger that seemed to come from mentioning that name. That is until she lost the glare and Salem almost smirked a tiny bit before...laughing softly. Then Salem’s laughter started to increase as it was starting to get louder and echo in the hull of the airship. It was honestly unsettling for all the girls to hear the bane of all mankind laughing as if she just heard the funniest joke in a long time.

Salem: Hahahaha...Oh! (Uses her right index finger to wipe her eyes) I commend you Miss Rose, it has been a rather long time since I’ve had a good laugh. Hmmmm. But I’m afraid that’s not the answer either. In fact, none of those answers are correct!

Ruby/Blake/Yang: What?

Salem: I will admit that on any other day all three of you answers would be my main goals. However, today is a rather special day for me, so in my good merit I’ve decided to spare all of your short existences for today. If you all can cooperate.

Ruby:(Straining) I...I don’t understand? You attacked all those places, killed all those people....What could you possibly want?!

Salem:(Frowns) There’s only one thing I want for today. Rather someone.

Yang:(Straining) The hell...are you talking a-about. Isn’t your...entire reason to live to kill Ozpin over and over again?

Salem: You will be silent! (Outstretched her left hand as red lightning comes out of her fingers)

Yang:(Getting hit by the lightning) AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!

Ruby/Weiss/Blake: YANG!

Yang gets electrocuted for a solid ten seconds and then Salem ceased her magic flow. By the end of it Yang is haggard and huffing on air. Slowly she raises her head and looks Salem dead in the eye.

Yang: ‘Huff! Huff! Huff!’ Th...that t-th...the...best y-you can do...ya bitch!

Salem: Do not test me child. (Her right hand produces red lightning bolts) That was only a taste of what’s to come. And I believe at your current condition you will not last at minute against me.

Yang: ‘Dammit...she’s...not....wrong.’

Blake:(Straining) If it’s not O-Him, then who are you after?

Salem: Finally, someone who is reasonable. The person I’m looking for is some you all will probably know. He’s about your age and blonde. He also happens to have a rather large Aura reservoir. He also somewhere in Mantle.

All the girls froze once hearing her description.

Blake: ...Jaune?

Salem:(Smiles earnestly) See now was that too hard to say. You all could have made this all too easy for yourselves if you had been patient and listened. Now that you all know who it is I’m looking for-

Ruby:(Straining but staring right at Salem) What do you want with him?

Salem:(Looks at Ruby) That is none of your concern right now.

Ruby:(Straining) He’s my friend! I have every right to know what the hell you’re planning to do with him! If you hurt him!

Salem: Oh on the contrary, you see it’s important to me that Jaune Arc comes with me alive and unharmed as possible. But since you seem to be know so much. (Uses her magic to levitate Ruby off the wall and towards her) Why don’t you tell me where he is?

Ruby:(Straining) N-NEVER!

Salem’s face is neutral at the Rose girl’s response. Then she eerily starts to smile, it wasn’t a menacing smile or a angry one but a motherly kind.

Salem: This doesn’t have to escalate farther than what it already has my dear. Why think of your friend and sister here, they for certain must be in so much pain right now. Just tell me what I wish to know and I promise you... I’ll make all the pain go away.

Blake: R-Ruby don’t listen to her, she’s only-! (A purple glow took hold of her right leg and making it bent unnaturally forwards) AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!

Weiss/Yang: BLAKE!

Salem:(Kept the same tone) This can all stop. All you have to do is just tell me what I wish to know.

Ruby:(Her face was stricten with fear, but after a moment her face harden) No. I’m not telling you where Jaune is. You think you can just intimidate us because you’re stronger than us. Because we can’t kill you. But guess what, we don’t have to kill you to stop you...and we will stop you!

Salem:(Loses her nurturing facade and regains her neutral expression)...Your mother said those words to me once.

Ruby immediately loses her determined expression from those words and almost everything became mute to her.

Ruby: ...my...mother?

Salem: She was wrong as well. Right as I took the life right out of her.

Ruby: (Shakes her head in denial) N-no...no th...that’s not...that can’t be...you’re lying! (Tears started falling nonstop from her eyes.)

Salem remained silent as most of the other members of RWBY did as well. All except Yang who was now silently shedding her own tears as well.

Salem: You poor dear...you hadn’t realized until now that what happened to your mother could have been caused by me, did you? To be young and naive is both a blessing and a curse I’m afraid. If it’s any condolence, she thought of you in her last seconds of life.

Yang: S-Shut up! You know nothing about loss!

Salem: (Closes her eyes and controls her breathing)...Child. I know more than anyone on this planet what it is like to lose someone you care about and know that there’s no hope of any of them ever coming back!

*Ping! Ping! Ping!*

Salem: (Looks at the source of the sound) What’s this?

Salem levitated Ruby’s fallen scroll and looked to see that on the scroll a responder from the other airship had received a sent distress beacon. Ruby gathered herself for a moment, she formed a frightened expression when she realized what that sound meant. Jaune had received her beacon as was following it. Right to Salem!

Salem: He’s coming here...to you.

Salem then sent Ruby back to the wall and walks out the hull of the airship. Not before turning around.

Salem: Thank you Miss Rose for making this search all the more easier.

Ruby:(Arm outstretched) NOOO!!!

*CCCCCCRRRRRREEEEEEAAAAKKKK! SLAM!*

#rwby fan theory #jaune is salem's descendant theory #rwby vol7 #ruby rose #yang xiao long #weiss schnee #blake belladona #rwby ancestries #salem #truth about to be dropped

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crazybagelbitch · 4 years ago

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Urgh daddy bobby fixing up his son and ofc phoning Hen back so she and Maddie can stop panicking

Bobby can’t help but sigh when Chimney whimpers as he gently wipes at the blood on his face with a wet washcloth.

“I’m sorry, buddy, I’m being as gentle as I can. Will have you all cleaned up in a second and then we’ll ice it. That should make it feel a bit better.”

“Mmmm.”

“I didn’t know your dad was in town,” Bobby says carefully, not sure how to broach the subject.

“Neither did I. Not until earlier today.”

“Ah, I see.”

There’s a knock on the door and Chimney groans. He knows who it’s going to be without even having to ask.

“Did you honestly think I wasn’t going to have Athena call them?”

“Baby!” Maddie shouts, rushing over with Hen right behind her, “oh my god-- oh, you’re face. I’m going to kill him.”

“Let me see,” Hen sighs, ignoring it when Bobby says he’s already checked and his nose isn’t broken; she has to see for herself, “not broken. Just going to hurt for a while.”

“Where is he?”

“Maddie, I’m not telling you that. For your own good.”

“Why didn’t you tell me--”

“I didn’t know he was in town until earlier today, when Albert called me. Albert didn’t know he was coming, either. Was a surprise. And what a splendid surprise it was...”

“Don’t make jokes,” Maddie snaps, tears in her eyes, “he hurt you. Your dad hurt you. W-why did he...? Were you two arguing?”

“Something like that,” he grumbles, “I only went to see him because Albert said he was demanding he tell me where he was, said he was scaring him... I tried to defend Albert and his choices, may have accidentally let something we’re not telling anyone yet to my dad and... he hit me. Albert’s fine, I--”

“I’m not worried about Albert right now,” Maddie growls, adding a rushed out, “but I’m glad he’s okay.”

“I just... I think he’s leaving soon. I’m not telling you where he is.”

“What about--”

“Not you either, Hen. Just want to forget this happened.”

“Forget? Your dad hit you and you want us to forget about it?”

“...Yes?”

“You’re an idiot, Howard,” Maddie sighs, “but you’re my idiot, and it’s our job to protect you. So no, we’re not just going to forget about it. Let’s get you home, okay? Belly rubs and ice and kisses and cuddles and sleep. We’ll talk more in the morning.”

“Hen?” he whimpers, looking at his best friend with huge sad eyes.

“Hen can come, too,” Maddie nods, smiling just the teeniest bit, “we’ve got you, baby.”

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hongism · 4 years ago

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HAHKGLALPSFIRKUSH I KNEW IT

I! FUCK! I KNEW IT! Okay be cool. Hi hello it is i. Chapter 21 is delicious. I would like to talk about this thing you do for pacing fight and sex scenes. You adjust sentence length and punctuation in a way that goes with the flow of a scene and it is!!!!! Splendid!!! Speaking of sex, Salt n Pepa, I WAS SO ON EDGE WHEN READER PAUSED HWA IN TAKING HER SHIRT OFF!!! I was just repeating "oh fuck okay it's happening something is gonna happen this is the chapter" because revealing her back kept becoming more prominent of a detail!!! And then i remembered!!! What Daichi said and literally what reader said during the sparring (or just after? During sex? Action was happening in some form) about how her and Hwa have some type of bond and!!!!!!!!! Ajdhfjflslapgks (Im doing a lotta asks rn sorry) backtracking a bit: shoutout to trauma-focused CBT baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's all about the new meaning-making of your experiences!!!!!! 🤙🏼😎🤙🏼😎🤙🏼🤙🏼😎😎🤙🏼🤙🏼😎 love the development of reader working through her trauma and i am HIGHLY suspicious of her memory gap!!!!!!!! Trauma be doing stuff like that, but not really like THAT 🤔🤔🤔 Imma finish with this last thing: Mists of Celeste, made even more apparent after this chapter, is literally "the inherent eroticism of getting dunked on." Everybody horny af and for what????????? Physical altercation!!?!?!?!? Yes

OKAY OKAY OKAY THE PROGRESSION OF YOUR ASKS ALONG WITH YOUR PFP JUST ALKSJDFKLSDFJ FUCKING SENDS EVERY TIME LIKE OSIDJOAIGJFIOJIO

okay yes hello it is i asfdlkjkl i am sO thrilled to hear that ch 21 delicious mmmm and EEK i try so hard to pace the scenes as best i can to match the momentum of what’s happening and i read it out loud to see if the pace is good so asdlkfjdklfj i put a lot of work into it and im glad!! it’s!!! reading!! well!! that’s such a huge compliment and oml i’m so touched and flattered eeeeeeek let’s talk about s e x kdlksksdlfjlk whew the Intimacy:tm: the Detail:tm: all calculated and important oh yes 💆‍♀️💆‍♀️ the Hints and Breadcrumb trail since the Beginning heheheheh ;)

backtracking!!!! trauma-focused CBT!!! i went into research caly mode for this one baybeeeee eheh but seriously i try my best and it’s IMPORTANT to address trauma and u can bet that imma be highlighting it and making it important bc it IS and that memory gap hmmhmMmmMMmmMmmMmm i can’t say anything yet but HMmMmmmMmMmMmMM

and lastly that aslkdfsdklfjkl that belongs on the inside sleeve of a book just "the inherent eroticism of getting dunked on." everybody horny af to get suckerpunched by YN or in YN’s case, to suckerpunch someone. hongjoong did say seonghwa would get a rise over hearing YN talk about guns n shit ;)

#caly answers #tioasfiofsidojsfio #feedback #mists of celeste #you're SO SWEET #LET ME SCREAM #AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH #AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH #AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH #KLSDFJALKJLKSDKL #ily #im chill im calm its fine its good #tinyertonghua #ask

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codedduality · 4 years ago

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▲ "V-Ophelia, my lady, I'm all yours. Please use my body in whatever ways will please you most."

Send me ▲ and I'll reply with a sex gif of what my muse wants to do to yours.

@systemadministratorclu

“Mmmm, yes, good pet. It’s been some time since I’ve tasted your splendid code. I’ll be sure to make this session a memorable one~”

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beesyrup · 5 years ago

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Do the odd ones

oh fuck yes internet sanctioned oversharing time ty friend

1. Animated character that was your gay awakening?

I uh was definitely obsessed with Shego as a child and retrospectively yeahhh should have known sooner

3. What show/YouTube video(s) do you put on in the background when you don’t have anything to watch but you want something on?

Hmmm I don’t rlly do this but the closest thing is when I put on various nature documentaries if I need to drown out ambient noises to fall asleep.

5. What’s your favorite pair of shoes that you own?

Def my pair of docs that I’ve had for the last 4-5 years. I’ve worn them a lot of places and they’ve seen a lot of shit and are so very comfy.

7. What was your first word as a child (that wasn’t a variation of “Mom” or “Dad”)?

Lmao I have no idea

9. Look up. What’s directly across from you?

Window with a nice view of some trees, a couple of polaroids and nice notes people have left me on a little clothesline i made, a very silly painting of a proboscis monkey that I made yesterday

11. Preferred way to spend a rainy day?

Mmmm i like to sit on my porch and enjoy rain sounds and also curl up in a pile of blankets and do quiet things inside but with the lights off bc i the natural light during a rainstorm is so pretty and soft

13. Brunch or midnight snacks?

I am a fiend when it comes to midnight snacks

15. What coffee drink would you describe yourself as?

Idk I don’t really drink or know much abt coffee hmm.. probs whatever kind of coffee is very earthy but with a lot of cream added bc im only a little bitter but with some sugar bc im not a complete monster

17. Fruity or herbal teas?

Oh most certainly herbal teas with the exception of peach tea which I would die for

19. That book you were forced to read for class but actually ended up enjoying?

Had to read Khaled Hosseini’s A Thousand Splendid Suns for summer reading I think? Fucking incredible book. I reread it every time I need a good cry bc it’s heartwrenching and so, so beautiful. Highly recommend.

21. Have you ever been horseback riding?

Ye but not in a long time

23. Have you ever been to jail?

nope

25. Puzzles?

Hell yes I love them

27. What section do you immediately head for when you walk into a bookstore?

fantasy/sci fi

29. Who’s your go-to musical artist when you’re feeling upbeat?

The Seratones!

31. What’s that one outfit in your closet you never get the chance to wear but want to?

I have this kinda ridiculous mint seersucker jumpsuit I bought for 5 bucks but it’s a fucking pain in the ass to get in and out of so I merely await the day that it is such a perfect outfit for the occasion that form might overcome functionality

33. If you could own any non-traditional pet (dogs, cats, fish, rodents, etc), what would it be?

Prefacing with FUCK people that keep wildlife as pets-- take that shit to a wildlife preserve/clinic/etc that has the facilities to provide proper husbandry. That being said, I think my heart would BURST if I could have a pet river otter (north american variety, the giant south american kind would fucking devour me).

35. You have to get one meme tattooed on your body, what meme is it and where does it go?

I would absolutely get one of those sad cat edits tattooed but probably reasonably small and like on my lower leg or somewhere it wouldn’t interfere with bigger pieces I might want

37. Lakes, rivers, or oceans?

Oooooh this is really hard to decide.. I guess rivers?

39. How do you dress when you’re home alone?

I usually don’t wear clothes when im home alone but if i get chilly it’s a big sweater and boxers

41. Knives or swords?

Def knives

43. Pick an old-school Disney Channel Original Movie

Bruh when I was a kid I looooooooved with that one where the dude turns into a mermaid (the 13th year, i think?)

45. Name a classic Vine

Big fan of the one where the girl is vaping and then it pans over to a guy that’s like “wroooow”

47. How do you top your ice cream?

This seems inappropriate. (jk I only really put things on top of vanilla ice cream and it’s typically some homemade jam or berries if i have them)

49. What’s something that you don’t have a picture of that you wish you did?

Wish I had more pictures from time I spent with an old friend that died :/

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