#MINO WTF

[twilightakiishi]

Venkiishi: for Takiishi’s growing attachment

wh. mino? mino. MINO. WAIT

waittWIAITWAIT WAIT WIATTTT HELP

WHATSTOP STOP STOPPPMINO?’vnvnvn?!?!?!?’

[neptunym]

ULTRATOBER // Part 2 - Day 6: Most epic battle

nothing beats parrying a fist the size of a house

[volcanicnettle]

SHIT THYSELF

[thebozoarchives]

out of curiousity, how do you feel abt alive minos? yk, before he got slain by gabe?

i would kill to marry an old man that looks like king minos irl

[viscerism]

king of one thousand restarts

[nyxypoo]

it’s time for eep

i'll be ur short big spoon mino

[minoment]

I am UNBELIEVABLY tempted to turn this blog into an F1 fan-page BECAUSE I NEED PEOPLE TO VENT TO ABOUT THE RACES

[crescentneko]

Back on my bullshit at 4am

Hitman (with mafia undertones) AU for ultrakill

V1 and V2 are highly skilled hitman for hire and have made a name for themselves in the underbelly of the city.

Rumors go around that they may be responsible for "The Father's" disappearance.

With this in mind, and without a main leader, Heaven's Helpers are in disarray.

Gabriel gets sent out to hunt down the hitmen for both clues and to take 'em out, but he may find more than he bargained for.

[mistbow]

How is this thing still getting engagement on both Twitter and Tumblr LOL this is scary. The numbers aren’t that much compared to what other people get (especially in this fandom) but this is still the most outreach I’ve gotten.

[littleplantfreak]

drop this sunflower🌻into the inboxes of the blogs that make you happy! lets spread a little sunshine ☀️

im setting my uno reverse in attack mode and my arms in hug you mode

[charliejaneanders]

This is legit scary. Marsha Blackburn is openly admitting that her bill KOSA will be used to drive trans people off the internet.

But Democrats are lining up to support it, and LGBTQIA+ orgs have dropped their opposition. WTF WTF WTF

[twilightakiishi]

when the night calls

WHAT!

[zhimaqiu]

gabe is kinda on his toes

feeling exceedingly normal about these size differences

[liminaldaydreams]

I get so mad when I think about Asterion, the minotaur. Like, if someone offered me a free cow baby I'd have scooped him up so fucking fast. I'd have raised him right. Like RIP Minos you piece of shit I'd have raised him right and it wouldn't have involved locking him in a dark labyrinth to feed on humans. NEITHER COWS NOR HUMANS EAT HUMANS LIKE WHY THE FUCK WERE YALL FEEDING HIM HUMANS. Like, he's starving so he'll eat whatever you give him but like come on. Y'all did that to yourselves. Asterion my precious baby boy you would have been a perfect son to me. I wrote a college essay about this and got an A if you even care. "He wouldn't suckle at my breast" HE WAS WEANED BITCH WTF YALL JUST GAVE UP AND THREW HIM IN A MAZE??? GIVE HIM SOME GRASS OR A SALAD OR SOMETHING MOTHERFUCKER HES A COW. "He's a monster sent to curse me by the gods" SKILL ISSUE SKILL ISSUE SKILL ISSUE MINOS IM GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU. If we meet in the afterlife it's on sight you piece of shit deadbeat dad wtf.

[sillyman-justgoofy]

wtf minos

[danhbat]

Mino : oh no oh no nono

Newt : hay mino

Mino : *He hit his stomach.*

Newt : oh wtbf

Mino :you're one of my best friend and can't I see you Destroying your Life bake like that, you're too young for this.

Newt : wtbf are you talking about?

Mino : I'm talking about the baby which grows in your intestines now

Thomas : sey ya *run*

Newt : i'm not pregnant mino

Mino : well not after the punched you're not, I've been taking high-level classes lately.

Newt : I've never been pregnant.mino

Mino : uh.. are you sure?

Gally : I sorry but wtf Happening here

Mino : I found this in Newt's room. *Pregnancy Detector*

Gally : *hits Newt's stomach*

Newt : oh omg