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I'm convinced mama dragons carry their babies around in their mouth for protection, like how crocodiles do...
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Do you prefer your potions with or without pulp?
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i've been lost within the endless cistern for 3 days i should have made a map fuuuuck
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I sentence you to thinking about dragons for 10 billion year
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would you enter my terrible haunted mangrove?
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look all i'm saying is if you've ever seen someone be healed with magic, congratulations! you've witnessed a practitioner of necromancy. it's the exact same thing. all you're doing at a fundamental level is using magic to accelerate existing biological processes and animate tissue, the only difference is when you do it to dead tissue instead of living tissue, suddenly it's evil scary ~dark magic~ instead of good wholesome healing. it's purely cultural bias.
so no i don't think it's fair to say i "lied on my application" since i'm just as qualified as anyone to heal your party, but hey if you want to be a fucking narc and report me to the wizard council go right ahead. good luck finding an accredited healer at the wages you're offering by the way
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Im weighing in on the discourse. We need to start putting sea monsters on maps again.
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Idc if you're a Monk on a vow of silence you need to listen to Doechii
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