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welcometogrouchland · 9 months ago

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I've been binging Batman Beyond recently (Terry ily so much) and thought about how- bc of the JLU twist which I think isn't even canon to the comics BB verse but shhh bare with me- he'd technically be Damian's half brother??? Which is just so ridiculously soap opera to me. I need them to interact in a silly time travel adventure so bad you don't even understand (ID in alt)

#dc comics #damian wayne #terry mcginnis #batman beyond #batman and robin #mine #also feat the mild damian uniform redesign i like playing around with. it's fun i like her. i love u classic robin colours #the backstory for this image in my mind is that Terry knows of Damian/has maybe met him #in the future (whether we're going w the rebirth ''damian rejoins the league'' angle that i. don't love conceptually but can't judge-#-bc i haven't read. or if we go w/ some other potential future route for damian) and Terry is like. experiencing whiplash at meeting him-#-as robin. like you are 5 feet tall why r u so bossy. where is your dad good god. this is why i don't have a robin (?this is pre matt-robin)#but Terry's in an unfamiliar time trying not to cause a paradox so he puts aside his indignitude(?) at being bossed around by a kid #just long enough to make sure nothing goes horrifically wrong. hence this image takes place #<- i could've been a lot more eloquent explaining this but it's very late and i should've been asleep ages ago #anyway. absolutely crazy to me that Damian has had multiple flavours of secret brother plots and terry is a potential addition. rip damian #(also in my ideal future damian took up the nightwing mantle (EVERYONE READ NIGHTWING MUST DIE!!!) before retiring(#idk what his future career is. lowkey hes a webcomic artist in my brain but that's so horrendously self indulgent i can't condone it #also i decided to try my hands at lineart again. evil. how are you so stiff looking and difficult to do. waughh #anyway if things look weird. no they don't

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kagoutiss · 2 months ago

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#star wars #the original trilogy #boba fett #darth vader #hi. sorry for star war jumpscare. genuinely #i feel like ive kinda been on an art hiatus lately due to health stuff #i got diagnosed with a parathyroid disease recently (wahoo) so now i know why i have been feeling so bad! need more tests though #anyway. in the mean time most of the entertainment my brain can handle has been like. youtube clip compilations of shows and movies #not even the actual shows or movies. literally just sections of them on youtube #i wish i was joking #the only reason i know what happens in succession is because i have watched it in disjointed order in youtube compilations. not joking #anyway so ive learned a lot more about star wars than i ever. thought i would #mostly just the original trilogy and prequels. some of the old comics & books are interesting too #(sick to my stomach) i like darth vader he has like the same personality as ganondorf except he had no good reason for doing anything #when vader/anakin does literally anything weird or unacceptable it like. makes me laugh so hard its like jerma when he sees a car accident #boba fett’s costume design has been rotating in my head a lot too it’s very good #he’s very colorful and like. matte/unpolished compared to vader and it makes them a cool duo visually #those 2 are my favorites. vader why is the space cowboy the only person aside from sidious or tarkin who is allowed to get mad at you #sidious is my 3rd favorite. he sucks so bad as like a person that you just. you have no expectations of him except just being evil #so its just really funny like everything he does is horrible and he’s so happy all the time like good for him #i’m making it sound like ive never seen star wars before. i have i just never really cared about it until i got an endocrine disorder lmao #but yeah idk art may continue to be slow while im figuring out treatment stuff #if anyone reading this also has or has had hyperparathyroidism im wishing the strength & radiance of 1000 beautiful horses upon you

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vyeoh · 10 months ago

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I'm rewatching all the Marvel Defenders shows on Netflix and as much as I mock the MCU now, I need non-Marvel fans to understand that I was and still am a fan of "Daredevil fighting the gentrifying assshole who bought out the police force because ACAB both as a lawyer and vigilante of the community" and "Jessica Jones fighting the man who mind controlled her into doing unspeakable things and forming a community of fellow survivors and allies while dealing with PTSD in a range of both healthy and unhealthy ways" Marvel. God I love these idiots they carried so hard

#vio.txt #mcu #marvel #jessica jones #daredevil #also the two of them induced so much bi panic in me. also gender envy. jessica jones is one of the few women i get gender envy fron #the iron fist and luke cage shows were...more mid but still leagues above current marvel shows #like. yes be anti-mcu but these were masterpieces #and yes this is why i was so pissed about them putting daredevil in she hulk and trying to make him iron man 2.0 #like! yes hes suave and charming but thats bc its his lawyer job!! he works in a law firm he and his friends started to serve his community #he is NOT 'i am rich and better than u' charming. he is 'i learned how to talk fancy for my degree and i have empathy' charming #and not bringing the other guys over either???? bruhhh #marvel really cancelled the best things they did on the screen #matt murdock my original red and black round glasses wearing sadboy what did they do to you #also!! can i mention that these shows had such better representation than nowadays marvel #murdock's actor doing extensive research on blind motility for the role #jessica and trish's friendship and how trish immediately believes jess about kilgrave #the whole!!! unique community feel of harlem and in luke's bar #hogarth whos both jessica's employer and foggy's boss in later seasons being a lesbian and having Real Marriage Issues #and also being a conplex and kinda shitty person #iron fist was....eh but that's why it was the worst one lmao #OH YEAH HOW COULD I FORGET MY GIRL KAREN #karen page getting a whole storyline in s1 about her dealing w ptsd and then getting fleshed out backstory and her own adventures #like ok it was kinda weird in daredevil that she dated like every guy bc she was the female lead 💀#but even then foggy and matt and her figuring their shit out like adults. like they shot their shots and it didnt pan out. still besties th #disney would never allow such good writing in current times #but a boy can wish

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olessan · 22 days ago

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Re: TLovM episodes 3x07-3x09

#critical role #the legend of vox machina #tlovm #tlovm spoilers #for my tags #tag edit: I typo'd season 2 instead of 3 you saw nothing #I can see why they've made certain changes like keeping Percy deader dead and longer vs all the deaths VM had in-game #and I am liking them bc it keeps you on your toes even if you watched campaign 1 and/or are familiar with it #bc all the in-game deaths can definitely make death feel trivial when they can get res'd easily by a high level party with resources #and for the show they have to make them stick more WHICH MAKES ME WONDER PROBABLY THE SAME THING EVERYONE ELSE IS #WHAT COOL NEW SHIT ARE THEY DOING FOR THE FINAL 3 SEASON 3 EPS #ALSO KASHAW!! OH NO!!! THE HIMBO!#I get the inkling that they're leading towards a thematically heavy moment in the last 3 episodes of the season based on a lot of what #happened in these three and OH BOY SHIT IS NOT GOING TO DE-ESCALATE MUCH BY EP 12 WHEW IT'S GONNA KEEP GOING #I bet Raishan infecting Keyleth is going to play into that as well if ep 12 ends with them confronting her #at least it looked like she may have infected her - an insurance policy bc if VM and Thordak have to find a cure then she can get it too #olessan oration #also RIP in pieces Thordak you magnificent bastard #also THAT WAS MATT SINGING IN EP 7 CREDITS??#also everyone being v cute in between all the serious goings-on

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essektheylyss · 11 months ago

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Anyway, because Travis said it, I do think someone should try to write convincing Grog/Essek content. Like not pure crack content. I mean crack played straight. I would declare someone the god of fic if they could convince me of this pairing in character.

#to be clear my declaration of godhood or lack thereof is worth about as much as ludinus's. hOWEVER.#literally that whole exchange about grog and essek was HYSTERICAL #literally just let matt and travis say shit about exandria for hours. just the two of them. bring in some alcohol.#it would be the best content the channel has ever made and I'm not kidding.#also matthew. WHEN essek and grog meet??? why do you talk about this like it's a given??? don't TAUNT ME???#critical role #4 sided dive

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pastafossa · 1 year ago

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Internet: so there's a MARVEL TAROT DECK COMING SOON Me: YESSSS, so can I see a lil of the inside before pre-ordering? Internet: ...it's a MARVEL TAROT DECK Me: you mean... I can't even see inside? What type of art is it? Internet: it's a MARVEL TAROT DECK Me: that answers nothing Internet: all you need to know is it's a MARVEL TAROT DECK Me: do you have ANYTHING to say besides 'it's a marvel tarot deck'? Internet: ...it's a- Me: just sit down, jfc

#why would you not have SOME preview of what's inside #I NEED TO KNOW WHAT CARD MATT IS #IF HE'S THE WRONG CARD I DON'T WANT IT #i need to know if it's a PIP DECK #i need to know the ART STYLE because if it's UGLY i do not WANT IT #i need to know if this is just someone randomly slapping in images without concern for symbolic meaning!#SHOW ME THE FUCKING INSIDE #considering i've seen like zero advertisements or things about reviews i may need to *be* the reviewer #with pictures of what's inside and whether it matches up appropriately with the symbolism #i would love to have a good marvel deck because A. duh you know me and B. I love tarot for writing so #having a marvel deck for TRT tarot construction would be hilarious #idk. got a few weeks and then I'll consider going for it

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yashley · 2 years ago

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i literally live for the fact that anyone goes “he wasn’t that bad!!” and matt immediately pipes in with “he wasn’t GREAT”. the fact matt always is the first to be like no well he still SUCKED.

#critical role #cr lb #matt weaving in understandable motivation and still being like NOPE he SUCKED is why i love him tbh it’s sooo subtle so understated so 2 me #to say THIS is why he’s like that sure but 100% doesn’t condone treating his love ones that poorly.#there’s a lot of emotional ambiguity one can feel rationalizing the Damage that only hurts the receiving end and it’s like #sure it’s Good to reach out and humanize someone hurtful but also you can Do that while not surrending the reality that some people suck #do i understand ? why people fail each other sure but with love being all there is do better or stay sucking that’s it #relvin literally doesn’t exist why waste breath fervently rationalizing how bad he could’ve been who CARES put him in the bin

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gwensy · 6 months ago

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gonna be annoying in the tags

#i have never understood the character = actor thing #like genuinely i dont fucking get it at all #if anything i think it both discredits the actors effort and the people that actually created the medias efforts #actors very rarely have anything to do with the characters creation nor do they have anything to do with a character outside of portraying #them like tbh i feel like its a massive insult to the work that goes into acting and writing #plus i just dont really care for actors personally #but thats just a me thing #idk!!! charlie cox does not equal matt murdock he had nothing to do with creating matt murdock #or like cillian murphy as jonathan crane #i dont like jonathan crane because he looks like cillian murphy i just like jonathan crane #like yeah he did a great job with acting in the trilogy and portrayed him great #but cillian murphy doesnt have any of the traits i like in jonathan crane idgaf about that guy aside from like two roles hes done #i dont know man #i just feel like itd be shitty to put months or years into the creation of media #into method acting and portraying these characters with the help of writers and directors #just for characters to not be acknowledged as seperate from their actors #idk. like jonathan crane is played by cillian murphy they have the same face whatever #but that is in no way shape or form the same guy at ALLLLL #idk. also fucks with fandom portrayals of characters #i.e booktok white women projecting poorly written smut onto every middle aged man ever #like you dont look at animated media and equate that character to their VA why would you do it for live action shit #you dont look at writers work and equate their characters to themselves #uuugggggghhhhh #plus i think the film idustry in general tends to give actors too much credit for the creation of media #not to say actors do nothing because they definetly do im interested in acting myself #but brother they r not the ones that direct and write and edit and sound mix and all this other shit #skyler posting #soigh #anyways

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danwhobrowses · 8 months ago

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Okay sure just split the group again I'm sure nothing could go wrong this time dividing them into sub-groups to sting at high levelled and relatively unknown areas with high risk and high threat of boss level enemies in the vicinity and then go on another break to make us stew on that, it's fine IT'S FINE!

#critical role #bell's hells #cr spoilers #c3 e89 #critical role spoilers #the volition #ruby vanguard #the imperium #ruidus #unseelie court #universe really gotta hit me with Frieren season finale and CR going on a break AND One Piece going on a break!#it's like you want me to have nothing to do on Friday #honestly how many times in all 3 campaigns has splitting up worked? Not a lot Matt it's just evil PCs have died #my Callowmoore heart of course is relieved that Ashton and Fearne are in the same group this time - they're not gonna lose her again #maybe we can sneak in some combo moves for Bearne and Bashton - play a bit of holies #but still it's difficult to gauge how to deal with Athion plus maybe a dragon indoors plus Ira's willingness to leave people behind #Otohan and Ludinus can be lurking anywhere too #we still have no idea where Ryn is being kept either #the Liliana assassination attempt is doomed to fail and as much as it's a terrible choice I think Imogen needs to let her go #she talks about Ludinus like an abusive lover but acts blind to the cries of the people she says she's protecting #like woman go home! If they need you then removing yourself from the board stops them that's why there's a target on your back #but we all believe in Gaz supremacy at least #and more moon lore always gotta have the moon lore #tag reader's bonus: turtles live in every continent except antarctica #idk usually I have this many tags in ship posts so I drop a headcanon but this is more just panic so you get a nice turtle fact

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obsessivehopelessromantic · 11 months ago

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Too mmany of you people ignore the potential awkward friendship between Chris and Matt, and even more so the potential ship between them, there, I said it.

#until dawn #matt taylor #chris hartley #I know that they interact like #Once in the entire game but #Come on guys #The awkwardness between the two of them is so entertaining to watch #And you lot IGNORE it?#Imagine Chris getting all dumb whenever Matt tries to talk to him #And Matt is completely oblivious cus he's used to direct flirting and all(Emily)#So he's just like #“Why are you running away from me Bro :( thought we were friends :/”#And Chris has to ask the others(mainly Josh) for help cus he don't know what to do.

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is-the-owl-video-cute · 1 year ago

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I’m scared for the kids who might unknowingly buy the Harry Potter game or the books or the movies without knowing what’s going on. We need to ACTUALLY ban this franchise. Burn copies in stores. Smash your friend’s computer if you have to. I don’t know why we’re simply telling people to “read other books” and not going full scorched earth. There’s children out there who could be entrapped into this thing and not know until it’s too late…(It’s not censorship because it’s actually bad. Only minorities should be allowed to censor things because we know best.)

Nice try, buddy.

#You’re not going to get me to agree with you that book burnings are cool lol #This is entrapment #anyway #I don’t even think it should be banned #because that would make it harder for people to see WHY marginalized people don’t like it #I do however think perhaps if TERFs don’t want to continue being lumped in with conservatives they should #you know #maybe not silence all the pesky poc and Jewish and gay voices speaking out against her statements and content as harmful #This weird transphobe alliance that forms just because your favorite white celebrity also hates trans people #is exactly how people end up down the alt right pipeline #her tweet alone endorsed Matt Walsh’s ‘documentary’#meaning she’s promoting her young fans to look into his commentary #which also introduces them to Ben Shapiro and Jordan Peterson and before you know it #you’ve got some fledgling trump lovers lol

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meat-wentz · 2 years ago

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down bad so i need to know everyone’s favorite patrick vocal deliveries, like yeah yeah, favorite lyrics we all have em, but like what are the lines that when sung by patrick stump just straight up obliterated your entire fucking brain chemistry

#personally ascended when i was 12 and he added a whole ass syllable to mattress #like legitimately why won’t you show me a little bit of spine you’ve been saving for his matt-er-ess is essential to me as a person #also like obviously the last minute of headfirst slide #this is also the reason i am so fucking obsessed with we don’t take hits we write them #because ‘and you lock the house to keep your secret from coming out and i won’t no’ legitimately ruined my entire life #all of XO legitimately legitimately rewired my brain in ways i will never be able to explain #we don’t fight fair #and i’m addicted to the way i feel when i think of you wooooah #do you remember the way i held your hand #all of america’s suitehearts is like a vocal wonderland for me #life ruining voice tbh #ruins peoples lives #like mine #patrick stump #fob #fall out boy #text

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yourmamakira · 8 months ago

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Sometimes I feel like my Tumblr/wattapad Followers are just there for decoration.

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madderruz · 6 months ago

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[ID: text that reads "vivisection after? vivisection instead of romantic candelit dinner tonight queen? vivisection?" end ID.]

#matts markers #still waiting for the day i can do it in the fic #theres just never been the right moment.#well there almost was but i had to cut it out of the chapter because it didnt make sense with the information that the characters knew #like it was me going 'we have to cut this out NOW because i (the writer) want to write that'#and everybody (the characters) were staring at me like. ok but why #and i went. well damn youre right you dont even know why yet.

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kayvsworld · 1 year ago

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matt arguing with karen in a very "wow i can't believe you think vigilante justice is ok, i'm so taken aback and disappointed by this karen" manner re: how vengeance is not the same as justice & vigilante justice is Wrong & it's never ok to take the law into your own hands. while. his primary hobby is vigilante justice & he was too busy doing romantically charged vigilante ninja heists with his ex all night to prioritize his friendships and professional responsibilities. daredevil s2e7 is my villain origin story

#WHY MUST HE DO THINGS IN THE WORST WAY ALWAYS AT ALL TIMES #LIKE. YOU WERE THE ONE WHO PUSHED TO TAKE THIS CASE #MATTHEW I AM THROWING THE TOMATOES. I AM BOOING #this is like. so manipulative hey stop hanging out with elektra #this show is challenging this show is challenging me so much #i am trying so hard to like matt and i am having such a hard time everything he does and says is so bad at all times god help me #kayvswords

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kuromi-hoemie · 1 year ago

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so like..

is the idea that as a compromise to only having to toggle off tumblr live once a month, you now have this permanent tumblr live icon regardless of ur setting choice stuck to the bottom in the middle of everything in the hopes that i click on it accidentally anyways even though it's clear i don't want it or? where is the NO 100% STOP GIVING ME THIS SHIT I DON'T ACCEPT YOUR POLICIES AND LITERALLY COULD NOT CARE LESS ABOUT TUMBLR LIVE AND WILL NEVER BE INTERESTED IN THIS TYPE OF FEATURE OR FORMAT.

@zingring @photomatt @humans idk how many feedback requests people have to cut tumblr for "no" to just be a valid response here. ppl aren't dumb and see u inching over the line trying to force this on them despite the snooze choice.

what, are there so many ppl snoozing and such a low adoption rate that you know you need to trick users into using it so you can "make number go up" or? 🙄

#snoozing tumblr live for a month but perpetually having a big centered button that will take you there immediately at all #times while also inherently meaning that you've accepted the privacy policies and TOS for using a third party service #tumblr is so fucking annoying is2g i should just pester my mutuals repeatedly about getting onto cohost and being active instead #of talking to a fucking brick wall because obviously NO ONE at tumblr gives a shit that NO ONE wants to use their shitty third #party live stream feature. for the millionth time leave me alooooone #my patience and grace for this site is almost entirely spent y'all ngl (⁠´⁠-⁠﹏⁠-⁠`⁠；⁠) tumblr is like one or two annoying updates away from #me bugging y'all to get on cohost. was hoping there'd be a few more good updates before we got back to the annoying enraging ones.#like.. seeing if ppl r mutuals or followers on mobile? 👍 snoozing going from 7 to 30 days? 👍 live being there despite snoozing? 👎🔫#I'm STILL not over this whole twitter UI too in the browser too. tumblr's trying sooo hard to be a blogging platform in a twitter trenchcoat #u ARE a blogging platform and are functionally different than a typical social media site in multiple key ways. why r u downgrading urself #it's bc matt thinks elon's sooooo cute and wants to kiss him so bad he'd do anything to get his attention #even crash the popularity of his site and burn his good grace he had w the platforms community.#y'all rich mf need some hobbies i swear to god (⁠´⁠-⁠﹏⁠-⁠`⁠；⁠) y'all get bored or divorced n start tryna fix shit that ain't broken. pests.#now it's everyone else's problem too 🙄

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