#MARRY ME CREAM

[dprspace]

guys YOU DONT UNDERSTAND i have to wife him up rq

[kimaisalloren]

When ur bestie invited u to go shopping but you end up holding her bags so she buys you ice cream

[florsial]

I’m sorry but bartylus will forever remain in my heart as the young teenage couple who married the moment they got out of college, maybe even earlier.

They met in elementary and were unofficially dating from 7th grade to freshman year of high school until Barty loudly shouted out “THAT’S MY BOYFRIEND FUCKFACE!” When some dude insulted Regulus’ overly pretentious attitude. They were never seen separated and are often found in the halls holding hands and getting food together, they share a locker so people often see Barty getting snacks from Regulus’ locker, and spend their free period in each other’s classes so much so that the teachers just accept the extra student.

Sirius runs away and Barty is with him nonstop that he tries to switch his classes to be with him, but only stops cuz it’s too late in the semester. They get engaged during graduation and run away in the middle of the night to elope and officially cut off their family (except Mrs Crouch) when they enter college.

They are the messy and sleazy married couple with the deepest and loyal love for each other, it’s just a little hard to tell with the bickering. They have 2 cats and German shepherd who they treat better than anyone else and Barty makes vulgar comments when older people comment on how young they married.

They spent their honeymoon going around restaurants and fake proposing to get free deserts before heading back to their tiny apartment and basically disappear for like 3 months which makes their friends worried asf until they spot Regulus and Barty getting ice cream in a park one midsummer and Dorcas is like “I NEARLY CALLED THE COPS??”

Kay that’s all gnnnm

[adela-dog-sextoy]

Hello Daddies 👋

[creamecream]

Headcanon:

One of the reasons the other overlords hate the Vees so much is because they’re so fast about everything.

Vox and Velvette were dating like a week after they met, and like a month into their relationship, Velvette was excitedly posting pictures of the ring Vox proposed to her with. The other overlords find it rather immature and ridiculous.

[imaginarycircus]

Mr. Bertram Wilberforce Wooster sends his fond regards.

[rainfruitshop]

hear me out.

“he’s literally a c—“ I KNOW AND I DO NOT CARE.

[sexymoana]

[morethansalad]

Vegan 'Marry Me' Spaghetti (Gluten-Free)

[stellaluna33]

So, I just had an Experience... I was getting gas, and the card reader at the pump wasn't working, so I went inside to talk to the employee, who was a young man. When he saw me, he said something that I couldn't quite understand, and when I asked him to repeat it, it sounded like he was saying, "Charge?" which I took to mean that he was asking me if I'd be paying with a card or not, so I said yes... And then he said, "Oh, good! You remind me of a teacher of mine! I went to a convent school back where I'm from, so I know all about that stuff!"

And, guys, I still don't know for sure what he said or what I accidentally agreed with, but it kinda sounds like he thought I was a nun? Which, I have to say, is a new one for me. 😂😭

[calamitys-child]

I'm being so serious rn if I ever talk about doing another fringe festival run in the next like 3 years at least send me to fucking therapy. It is a cry for help. This is bad for me.

[frogaroundandfindout]

Wally has twins (Infinite crisis #3)

[librarisxng]

bruh why are the dpr vip meet and greet tickets for sydney $565?

[kevyeen]

I am, for better or worse, a ride or die friend. Also an enabler before a friend; meaning that not only would I encourage you to do that stupid thing (safe and consensual) but I will also have your back when that stupid thing's consequences inevitably bite you in the ass.

[music-for-them-asses]

Man, I gotta vent and get this out of my head for a second. I moved to this city in 2020. Nearly 4 years later, and I still haven't made any local friends. One of my friends moved a few years ago. My other friends are in surrounding cities, but it takes time to see them (so we only get together about once a month). All my other friends live in other parts of the country. And then all my awesome Tumblr friends live elsewhere in the country, or on another continent. My point being: I love all my friends, they keep me sane, but I wish they lived near me!! It's so hard making new friends from "scratch." I'm trying more than I ever have, but it's still hard!! I spend so much time by myself. I feel like I'm trying hard, but not hard enough. It's so frustrating. I know friendship isn't built in a day. I just need to see the same people more on a regular basis to form relationships, I guess. 😐😐😐

Anyway, vent over. Thanks for listening 🤗