#MARRY ME CREAM

[dprspace]

guys YOU DONT UNDERSTAND i have to wife him up rq

[angelyoungss]

Reblog if you love what you’re seeing 🥰

[florsial]

I’m sorry but bartylus will forever remain in my heart as the young teenage couple who married the moment they got out of college, maybe even earlier.

They met in elementary and were unofficially dating from 7th grade to freshman year of high school until Barty loudly shouted out “THAT’S MY BOYFRIEND FUCKFACE!” When some dude insulted Regulus’ overly pretentious attitude. They were never seen separated and are often found in the halls holding hands and getting food together, they share a locker so people often see Barty getting snacks from Regulus’ locker, and spend their free period in each other’s classes so much so that the teachers just accept the extra student.

Sirius runs away and Barty is with him nonstop that he tries to switch his classes to be with him, but only stops cuz it’s too late in the semester. They get engaged during graduation and run away in the middle of the night to elope and officially cut off their family (except Mrs Crouch) when they enter college.

They are the messy and sleazy married couple with the deepest and loyal love for each other, it’s just a little hard to tell with the bickering. They have 2 cats and German shepherd who they treat better than anyone else and Barty makes vulgar comments when older people comment on how young they married.

They spent their honeymoon going around restaurants and fake proposing to get free deserts before heading back to their tiny apartment and basically disappear for like 3 months which makes their friends worried asf until they spot Regulus and Barty getting ice cream in a park one midsummer and Dorcas is like “I NEARLY CALLED THE COPS??”

Kay that’s all gnnnm

[nutssnorty]

Anything ask fam

[sophia474]

If i made you stop scrolling, you owe me a comment 😋

[kimaisalloren]

When ur bestie invited u to go shopping but you end up holding her bags so she buys you ice cream

[kellygirlcaged]

Pic my wife sent me

[deepseawhit1]

[karen855695]

[creamecream]

Headcanon:

One of the reasons the other overlords hate the Vees so much is because they’re so fast about everything.

Vox and Velvette were dating like a week after they met, and like a month into their relationship, Velvette was excitedly posting pictures of the ring Vox proposed to her with. The other overlords find it rather immature and ridiculous.

[angelyoungss]

Reblog if you love what you are seeing 😍🥰

[imaginarycircus]

Mr. Bertram Wilberforce Wooster sends his fond regards.

[morethansalad]

Vegan 'Marry Me' Spaghetti (Gluten-Free)

[sophia474]

Happy moment 💋😊🌹

[harleenasara]

watch new 🔥👈

[calamitys-child]

I'm being so serious rn if I ever talk about doing another fringe festival run in the next like 3 years at least send me to fucking therapy. It is a cry for help. This is bad for me.