#my asshole

[johngayt2]

Tell me how much you love hairy guys ?

[fortunatelyzanypenguin]

[rnm6069]

She wants her ass to stretched and filled!!!

[rainbowroxy]

Just a tease in silk and lace... What do you think of this little peak?

[jessicaketlen3]

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[hyde-n-h]

A$$holes b!tch I love.

[roadsidesuicide]

I'm never eating again. Ever. My asshole actually burns so fucking bad. My stomach is literally killing me it feels like my guts have been ripped out and my ass cheeks are clenching the seat too hard. Right now. Please imagine me as that one picture on tumblr of a drawing of dylan with Diarrhoea

Its so bad, i feel like im going to vomit and shit at the same time. Oh dear i pray to god i get out of this alive

[umber-cinders]

Surprise self-rec time! Pick 3 things you’ve written that you are most proud of/were the most challenging to write and share them here, then if you’re so inclined (no pressure) put this in the inbox (anonymously or not) of your fellow writers to spread the positivity and help celebrate everyone’s hard work 😘😘

Hmmm this is hard. A lot of the things I've written aren't published and what I have published is short or on-going.

I would have to say a rec would be Winter Moon of course.

Second Rec would be Missing Pieces because it was actually one of my favorites.

Third would be If The Shoe Fits because I'm having fun taking my time to finish part two

Thank you for thinking of me frand 💗✨

[holedaemon]

As the owner and maintainer of prestigious internet radio slapshit apocrypha it's my god given duty to promote shows two months after they start. In fact I should probably also promote the radio in general.

So hey, it's me, Max. I started an internet radio back in February or something. It's called Slapshit Apocrypha and on it you'll find Music. Anyone can submit stuff to have played, or host their own show. In fact my friend @1db has been mixing pretty much every Monday for the last few weeks. You should stop in. Other friends are also planning on doing shows, so stay tuned. Other than that, as you'll see in the poster, there is the Occasional automated show like Wednesday Night Drinkball, which is basically just a playlist of BTMI! songs played for an hour. It's a good time.

https://slapshit.net

[sneggley]

Hello everyone!

Hope we're all having a good afternoon,

I get to have a camera shoved up my ass eight days after my birthday

[thesaltedman]

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[vikramsharma007]

[noperopesaredope]

I wish we had more female characters like Eleanor Shellstrop. One of the most unlikable people you've ever met. Read a Buzzfeed article on most rude things you can do on a daily basis and decided to use that as a list of goals. Makes everyone's day worse just by being there. Dropped a margarita mix on the ground and tried to pick it up, only to get hit by a row of shopping carts which pushed her into the road where she was hit by a boner pill delivery truck, killing her instantly. Cannot keep a romantic partner despite being bisexual. Had a terrible childhood but will die before she gets therapy. Best employee at a scam company. Just the worst but also can't help but root for her to improve.

Absolute loser. Girl-failure. Bad at almost everything. Literally perfect female character.

[lucdoodle]

thought that one Alastor scene would look cool in comic lettering, so i drew this

[bdsmdresser]

是時候開啟被肛塞及假屌女裝制約的時候

[itsscaredycat]

beware the IMPOSTOR