#MARK PLEASE

[rubixcuby]

I just KNOW this skit was directed towards us monsters

[william-stana4th-donahue]

The Doggy’s Cat Dilemma: i accidentally hurt my cat a little bit while we were playing. he let me check, he’s fine, but he’s like really mad at me now.

I have to leave him alone for him to know I’m sorry. But I want him to know I’m sorry so it’s very hard to leave him alone.

[markthemannequin]

can i adopt YOU, mr mark?

-tma anon/💀♟️

Y'know, why not?

I don't really have anything other than uh manufacturin' company ta' put to my name anyways, Har Har!

[bad-at-magik]

Look if rwby can do a crossover with dc when do we get a universes beyond crossover with rwby

[miyahcore]

Unus annus on vhs tapes when

[dryadsys]

Bridget: what's your biggest weakness?

Mark: I can be uncooperative.

Bridget: give me an example.

Mark: no.

[mugeesworld]

IT HAS BEEN 7 FULL DAYS!?! A WEEK SINCE MARKIPLIER UPLOADED!? And I’m loosing every ounce of sanity I have left. I have revisited every single cringe thing I’ve done in my life since I was 12 TWICE. I can’t do it again…… I need a upload. I’ve watched ALL THE VIDEOS. Yes. IVE WATCHED SOme OF HIS SERIES 5 times. I NEED SOMETHING. I CANT BE WITH MY THOUGHTS ANY LONGER. I have nothing to watch. I’m going insane.

[femboybun]

Puppy forcing bunny into a mating press and forcing their big puppy cock into bunny’s tiny holes and breeding bunny nice and full but the whole time bunny is crying and begging and moaning for more because bunny wants puppy’s big knot and puppy is biting bunny all over and growling and barking and slobbering on bunny’s face

[skitskatdacat63]

Fernando and Oscar too!!!!!!!

[ragsy]

big big big fan of found family relationships with shithead sibling dynamics

sure, yeah, they had no one in the world until they found each other, and they will fight tooth and nail for each other's safety, but they will also eat the last of the other's cereal and put the box back in the cabinet or tell the other's significant other every embarrassing story about them or greet each other by means of full body tackle and chokehold

[thorsonoflesbians]

for the monaco gp next year instead of the regular commentators can we have like ten retired drivers on a yacht with copious amounts of alcohol instead? like imagine jenson feeding nico multiple rounds of tequila shots and convincing him to drop brocedes lore so fucking insane it makes lewis' spidey senses tingle live on air. meanwhile, seb is trying to stop kimi from falling off said yacht every five seconds and mahk webbah is trying to either rope everyone into karaoke or is gushing about his adoptive son oscar. david is calling every driver who fucks their car into a wall a cunt and mika is on facetime with his husband and sipping a mai-tai in the hot tub and a least one of them is puking off the side of the boat in the end

[magicalcreeks]

I literally woke up for an hour thinking of Kon watching Tim eat cup of noodles for a few days straight… he doesn’t say anything at first… he’s silently observes. Eventually he goes to Ma and asks her to teach him how to make her bangin’ chicken noodle soup recipe. After some trial and error Kon finally makes the perfect soup.

The next time he sees Tim he doesn’t say anything. He just takes Tim’s noodles out of his hands, chucks it across the room and puts down a thermos prob covered in knockoff Superman stickers.

Tim and his discarded cup of noodles are like ???? and Kon goes :))) and floats away.

[myosotis-prince]

hey siri google how to become a model for cloak brand

@markiplier

[bunchabears]

zzz

[im-creature]

Mark Maggiori painting but I turn the cowboys into Johnny and Gyro

(WIP still gotta finish the horses and Johnnys chaps and such)

[riggedtrap]

is this anything