#MARK PLEASE

[rubixcuby]

I just KNOW this skit was directed towards us monsters

[sunghoonsgfreal]

mark lee is insane. FRAKTSIYA IS INFUCKINGSANEEEEE.

THIS ENTIRE VERSE HAD ME GAGGEDDDDDD 😳

i was hoping he’d have a song like this on his album and the fact it’s the first thing that gets released 🫠 CRAZY WORK MARK LEE AND YOUNGJI SOUNDED SO GOOD TO I CANTTTTTTTT🫨

[selkiefinalist]

did moser really just say ‘not all it’s quacked up to be’

[william-stana4th-donahue]

The Doggy’s Cat Dilemma: i accidentally hurt my cat a little bit while we were playing. he let me check, he’s fine, but he’s like really mad at me now.

I have to leave him alone for him to know I’m sorry. But I want him to know I’m sorry so it’s very hard to leave him alone.

[markthemannequin]

can i adopt YOU, mr mark?

-tma anon/💀♟️

Y'know, why not?

I don't really have anything other than uh manufacturin' company ta' put to my name anyways, Har Har!

[bad-at-magik]

Look if rwby can do a crossover with dc when do we get a universes beyond crossover with rwby

[miyahcore]

Unus annus on vhs tapes when

[dryadsys]

Bridget: what's your biggest weakness?

Mark: I can be uncooperative.

Bridget: give me an example.

Mark: no.

[mugeesworld]

IT HAS BEEN 7 FULL DAYS!?! A WEEK SINCE MARKIPLIER UPLOADED!? And I’m loosing every ounce of sanity I have left. I have revisited every single cringe thing I’ve done in my life since I was 12 TWICE. I can’t do it again…… I need a upload. I’ve watched ALL THE VIDEOS. Yes. IVE WATCHED SOme OF HIS SERIES 5 times. I NEED SOMETHING. I CANT BE WITH MY THOUGHTS ANY LONGER. I have nothing to watch. I’m going insane.

[storybook-souls]

listened to the first episode of the severance podcast with adam scott and ben stiller today and i can't stop thinking about this bit they were discussing from the original pilot script where Ms. Cobel invites Mark into her house, has him watch while she tortures her pet rat, and then reveals that the rat is severed and "flips a switch" so the rat starts cozying up to her and acting like a sweet affectionate pet. like. okay! they were really just gonna put it all on the table like that! you're the rat, mark!!!! you and helly and all your friends are the rats, mark!!!! mark!!!!!!!!!!

[yilune]

maybe love transcends severance

[ozumii-fucking-wizard]

Oh, my foolish wizard...lean your weight on me.

[ghostoflyra]

Shoutout to my favorite behind the scenes pic

[golden-lovers]

[frenchublog]

[thorsonoflesbians]

for the monaco gp next year instead of the regular commentators can we have like ten retired drivers on a yacht with copious amounts of alcohol instead? like imagine jenson feeding nico multiple rounds of tequila shots and convincing him to drop brocedes lore so fucking insane it makes lewis' spidey senses tingle live on air. meanwhile, seb is trying to stop kimi from falling off said yacht every five seconds and mahk webbah is trying to either rope everyone into karaoke or is gushing about his adoptive son oscar. david is calling every driver who fucks their car into a wall a cunt and mika is on facetime with his husband and sipping a mai-tai in the hot tub and a least one of them is puking off the side of the boat in the end