#MARCO??? hahaha

[faketypefan]

Forgot to post these memes I made

[le-chevalier-au-lion]

14+27 for bez/vale plz ;))))

bezz/vale: 14 (inexperienced lover) + 27 (feminization)

It isn’t a joke to Bezz, not really, so nobody laughs.

Valentino doesn’t laugh here, either—because he likes eager things, pretty things. Smooths his hand over Bezz’s thighs, right to the flappy hem of his skirt.

“Looking sharp, Marco.” He pretends to flip up it, smiles indulgently at Bezz pushing it back down again, blushing blotchy down into the collar of his demure, pink shirt. “Did you dress up for me?”

Bezz squirms in his lap. Makes a noise—harsh, high-pitched—when it gets him right over the budge in Valentino’s ratty jeans.

“Yeah,” he stutters. “No, I mean—”

“Ah, that means I’m quite lucky, no? To get the prettiest girl at the party.”

He sucks in a breath, shivering, dives for a kiss before Valentino can keep talking. It’s a mess, overeager, their teeth knocking together. Valentino pulls at the overgrown, surprisingly smooth curls at the base of his neck until Bezz backs off a bit, so he can fine up the press of their lips, his tongue inside Bezz’s mouth.

It’s nothing he didn’t expect. Hardly the first time he fucked a starstruck twenty-year-old.

“So,” he says, conversationally, a hand squeezing Bezz’s ass and the other wiping off a smudge of his bright red lipstick. He sways against him, then straightens. “Have you sucked cock before, Bezz?”

Bezz’s mouth thins, pressed together. “Yeah—”

“That’s nice,” Valentino cuts him, before he knows that look in Bezz’s face, stubborn, bullish. He thinks he’s about to find out a lot more about his Academy riders than he presently wants to. “Down you go, eh, love?”

Amorina, his voice saccharine. And it hits bullseye. Bezz is near liquid when he slides down, bracketed between Valentino’s thighs, hands shaking on his fly—one, two, three tries just to get the button open. He bats him off, laughing, and gets his own dick out.

He taps against the seam of Bezz’s lips until he opens up sweetly, on command. Hooks his fingers into the insides of his cheeks just to be mean, watch him struggle to swallow what is probably a noise he thinks is embarrassing.

No matter, Valentino will get them eventually. Soon, it looks like.

“Careful, now.” This is not the reason he perfected a professorial, vaguely condescending tone, but it works. Bezz is wide-eyed, lashes thick and long with mascara, paying enraptured attention—same look he gets when he’s correcting his breaking or something. “Teeth are very bad, in a blowjob.”

“Vale.”

“Sorry, sorry, baby,” he says, in obnoxious English, “floor is yours.”

Bezz presses a couple kisses on him, leaves those lipstick-waxy, red marks. Then spits. He’s shaking a bit, this guts-on-the-floor, awed look in his eyes, but Valentino doesn’t mention it, only mutters out, “pretty,” voice an octave rougher than he was expecting.

Bella, bella, bella. Bezz is tenting his skirt.

But for all his talk, he needs Valentino’s hand clamping hard on the back of his neck, controlling the first thrust so he doesn’t choke.

[tangerine-soccer]

Marco is the father of two beautiful girls and he said NO!

I wouldn't like to have a son in law like Jadon 🤭😅😂

[just-a-tiny-goldfish]

Marcos to spoon: you’re the only reason I’m still in this relationship. I know your dad would want full custody, and I’m not ready for that

🥄: 😛

[fobnsfwdoodles]

Im so close to sending in a application to work at fob farms my ass is about to become an intern!…..Looks like a…fun…Job..

- Thigh Anon

Oh they're definitely hiring farm hands right now! For all sorts of things such as handling milking, training, breeding, etc!

[machiavelli]

It is because your personal objects are an extension of your own self.

For example, for understanding if a person is open to your touch, you could start by touching their phone (an extremely personal object) when it is on the table, even just a quick brush, and by the reaction of the person you can understand their position on the matter.

[belugaobsessed]

I might seriously have some bad memory issues cause apparently i wrote an AoT/SnK fanfic and even posted it on Ao3 but i literally have ZERO memory of it. Like in general i've never even been a fanfic writer omg...? Even reading it NOTHING NO MEMORY AT ALL jfjsjfjdj but that's me for sure in the writer's notes....

[bbyjackie]

𝐒𝐎𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐋𝐒 𝐀𝐒 𝐀𝐂𝐄'𝐒 𝐆𝐅 — ♡

one piece social media + dating pt.2 feat: ace

♡ liked by chef.thatch, marco_o and 11.4k others

_ynln: mad he lost a handstand contest to some kid 🥱🥱

tagged: ace

ace: tell me how i got rated a 6/10 and that rat of a human got 9/10 🫤

↳ marco_o: you definitely got bullied as a kid with that attitude (liked by chef.thatch, _ynln, yamatoto)

↳ _ynln: MARCO JWVFIJBVFQO 😭😭

↳ ace: just letting you guys know, i wasn't bullied. i was the bully 💪💪

↳ izou.u: that does NOT make it any better

↳ saaaa_bo: why are you proud of that, all you did was bully luffy

↳ ace: now i'm not saying i stand with bullying but.. ☝️

↳ yamatoto: BUT WHAT???

p1rateking_luffy: Hehe Ace remember when we used to have handstand contests and Makino was the judge! 😁

↳ _ynln: omg that sounds adorable

↳ ace: yeah and you would fall on your head

↳ ace: makes sense why you're so stupid

↳ p1rateking_luffy: what does that mean

↳ ace: see what i'm saying

↳ saaaa_bo: you're literally the last person that can say anything

♡ liked by nicorobin, p1rateking_luffy and 9.6k others

_ynln: girls don’t want no scrubs!

[music: No Scrubs - TLC ♫]

tagged: lovenami, nicorobin

nicorobin: had so much fun with you 💗

↳ _ynln: I MISS U ALREADY

ace: YOU ARE SO BEAUTIFUL I CAN'T STOP LOOKING AT THESE PHOTOS 😍😍❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥💝💞💕❣️❣️

ace: I AM NOT A SCRUB GIVE ME A CHANCE!

↳ _ynln: stop i have a boyfriend

↳ ace: screw him, i'll fight your boyfriend

↳ _ynln: he'll mess u up

↳ ace: HE PROBABLY STINKS

↳ _ynln: yeah he does LMFAOO (liked by saaaa_bo, marco_o)

↳ ace: 😐😐

ace: PLEASE ONE CHANCE PLEASE 😩😩

↳ _ynln: YOURE SO ANNOYING 😭😭

lovenami: WHEN CAN WE HANG OUT AGAIN

↳ lovenami: I MISS MY HUSTLE PARTNER ALREADY

♡ liked by iampops, sh444nks and 13.1k others

_ynln: i want to be that dog so bad

tagged: ace

marco_o: holy shit i've never been jealous of a dog

↳ ace: dw u can kiss me anytime 😘

↳ marco_o: bruh no i meant i want to sock you in the face

sh444nks: HAHAHA this is so good

↳ _ynln: omg i made it in life, redhair shanks commented on my post????!

↳ iampops: Yn I comment too

izou.u: first photo made my day, thanks yn

↳ yamatoto: real!!1!

p1rateking_luffy: AHAHHAHAH THIS IS SO FUNNY HAHAHHA

saaaa_bo: this photo is free therapy

ace: WOW THIS COMMENT SECTION MADE ME REALISE ALL MY FRIENDS ARE FAKES

↳ yamatoto: so glad ur self aware!!

↳ _ynln: love u i swear!

↳ ace: u r full of shit

↳ _ynln:❣️

♡ liked by saaaa_bo, iampops and 18.4k others

ace: my pookie dookie 💩 💗

tagged: _ynln

_ynln: words can't explain how much i hate that caption

↳ ace: my sweet white mocha frappuccino with two pumps vanilla, chocolate drizzle and one scoop of java chips

↳ _ynln: omg wow i was so close to pressing the block button

_ynln: rare photo of ace w a shirt on ‼️

saaaa_bo: @_ynln blink twice if u need help

iampops: W photo 💪

↳ ace: POPS WHAT

↳ marco_o: WHO TAUGHT YOU THAT

↳ iampops: Big slay ☝️☝️

↳ iampops: Yn no cap 🚫

↳ izou.u: someone literally needs to come get their grandpa 😭

↳ _ynln: pops using colloquial language needs to be protected in a museum (liked by ace)

p1rateking_luffy: Yummy food 😋😋

[96nocturnal]

A veces me olvido de que soy artista hahaha

"I hate you Marco Diaz"

[alexa-fika]

Kitchen Menace (Thatch x gn!child!reader x Marco)

A/N: If you guys wish to see a specific scenario to read then do send an ask to let me know, or you know… you can just stop and say hi 😉

Dividers by @saradika

Marco sat at his desk as he meticulously went through the crew’s current analysis and checkups and made annotations on results he observed that struck him as peculiar and should follow up with his brothers. His concentration was broken as his door was suddenly slammed open. He quickly swirled his chair around to scold the intruder when he, the youngest crew member, ran in.

“Brother Marco! Help me, Brother Thatch is trying to get me!” The young child screamed, darting towards the doctor

Marco shakes his head and sighs, a chuckle escaping him.

“What did you do this time -yoi?”

“W-Why do you assume I did something! Someone could have done something to me!”

“Well, you have a tendency to cause trouble.” He casually responded, his attention now back on his papers

“Not true!” they huff a notable pout on their face.

Marco turns his sight from the papers at hand to Reader and frowns amusedly.

“And what about those broken plates I saw?”

“We went through pretty bad weather yesterday, big waves,” they reply with a nervous smile.

Marco stared at them for a few seconds before slowly returning to his papers.

“I don’t know which one is funnier, you trying to gaslight me or you lying to me,” He said in a calm tone of voice.

“Im not!”

“Sure, how about you tell me what happened, and I’ll consider helping you-yoi,” He said as he put his papers down and rested his head on his crossed arms.

“Now, what did you do this time that you are hiding-yoi?”

“Im innocent!”

“You’re on your own then if you din’ do anything, I’m sure you won’t need my help-yoi.”

“Okay! Okay! I may have sneaked into his kitchen.”

“Did you steal anything?” He said as he leaned to the side to rest his chin on one of his hands. His eyes were glaring at them, just waiting for them to answer.

“Sure did, got their hands on the pastries I was doing!” A voice says behind her

Reader squeals as they try to run away but are stopped as Thatch quickly picks them up.

“Where do you think you’re going, you little rascal? It’s time for some. payback,” he exclaims with a sly grin as he tickles them.

“No!”

Hahaha! You’re mine now!

“Brother Marco, help me!” they scream between their joyous screams and laughs that echo around the clinic.

Marco looks at them with a slight grin.

“What exactly do you want me to do, hm?”

“Save me!”

He chuckles and shakes his head.

“You’re on your own.” He leans back in his chair and sips his coffee.

“Enjoy Your forthcoming”

“Haha! No one can save you now! I’mma tickle you till you pop!”

“Im going to tell Grandpa on you!” they scream, trying to wriggle away from him.

“You sure do run that mouth a lot,” he says, stopping his attack and narrowing his eyes.

“And I used it to eat all the yummy pastries, brother Thatch!” they tease.

“Oh, you wanna say that again? You wanna say that again?”

“They were so good, and brother won’t be able to taste them ’cause they’re all gone!”

“I have an idea of how to deal with you.”

They let out a small shriek as he suddenly throws them in the air, and they begin hysterically laughing as he continues to repeat the action.

“You are such a little menace.”

“But you love me!” they say, giving him a toothy grin.

I do love you, but you’re still a menace.

“Well, Brother Thatch and the others raised me, so…I had to learn it from somebody.”

Marco rolls his eyes.

“They’re not wrong,” he mutters under his breath as he sips his coffee.

They laugh as they hear Marco’s comment, hugging Thatch’s neck tight.

“Am sorry for eating the pastries; I was just hungry.”

“Awww. Apology accepted. How about you help me make some more? You can even be my taster.”

First reader oneshot! Hopefully, there's more to come. I'm willing to try my hands at not only child! reading but romantic scenarios too, so let me hear your suggestions!

[chocorry-ding]

𝗥𝗲𝗱𝗿𝗮𝘄 𝘊𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘉𝘦𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘍𝘭𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘉𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘮

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Long time no see, I haven’t used Tumblr in a while haha, I even forgot to post my 2024 New Year's art here?! I went to create some original art this year, and then I started redrawing some svtofe art!

I redrawn these. I'm glad Marco is getting better😂 (I'm not good at drawing grown men!!)

I once said I wouldn't update it again, but who would have thought?! Hope the remaining characters will be finished hahaha

[strebcr]

Streber got his morning routine done, and had his tool box in hand! He promised Radford he'd take a look at his uncle's car today. Beacuse Radford may or may not have accdently crashed it..Oops. While Streber wasn't that close with Radford, he still wanted to help him! That man is what happens if you put the brain of a golden retriever in a person's body. When Streber opened the door, a big smile on his face came when he saw Marco! Streber was always happy to see Marco, he loved him so much!!

"Marcoooooooo! Hellooooooooo!!! It's great to see you today hun!!" Streber said as he put down his tool box to give Marco multiple kisses. However the box did catch Sterber's attention, and he got pretty curious.

"You delivering to someone in the apartment complex today?"

@strebcr liked for a starter!

The young man was sitting next to the door, having a medium sized box in his lap, just waiting for Streber to get out of the house so he could give him the gift. Marco always got goodies from Streber and he wasn't able to pay him back with anything. Of course he always was thankful for the things he got but that tiny tiny voice in his head saying "You are not doing enough for him" was really messing with him.

The gift wasn't even close as enough to pay his boyfriend back in his head. Was he even going to like what he got when he came out? What if he fakes liking it just to keep Marco feelings from being hurt? What if-.. Oh come on marco you know better than that!! Hes a kind sweetheart that he feel in love with not some jackass!!

[tangerine-soccer]

Of course Lewy!

✨✨✨ we understand ✨✨✨

[blackfangedreaper]

INTRUDE

Prompt: "Caving in."

Pairing: Luffy x black!fem!reader

Warning: Sexual content; unprotected sex, overstimulation, dumbification, cursing, grammatical error. MDNI

Tags: @closet-degenerate @luffyinlove @euphofic @roronoaswifey @itzgabz22

Note: I did say i was posting back to back luffy fics.... I didn't just say when ψ(｀∇´)ψ

Banging and creaking were heard as you viewed in closer to a certain beardless man's family house, the man in question was playing a game of cards with two of his many sons and a guest. The deck of cards reducing as a particular red-haired man couldn't seem to get his bearings right with all the banging that was going on upstairs.

"Hah... How long have they been at it?" Shanks sighed, dropping his deck of cards face down then rubbing his forehead with his pointer finger and thumb before stumbling to grasp his surplus amount of cards that ace seemed to be curious of. "Hey! That's cheating!" He grumbled holding his cards to his chest.

"If anythin' it should be how long he's been at it. I'm startin' to pity the poor girl." Whitebeard frowned, eyebrows wrinkling as he looked at his disappointing set before reaching out to grasp another card from the deck. "Might just kill the only girl that can handle him."

"Nah, don't worry about that pops, y/n's a strong woman, she can take it." Ace snickered, knowing fully well you couldn't take shit. Yeah 'mama raised no quitter' but your life was at stake here. He stopped when he felt sawdust land on his head. Sputtering he looked up. "No fucking way..." He mumbled in disbelief.

"What? Burnt a card again? You pyromaniac." Marco sighed, adjusting his glasses as he glanced at ace only to see him looking up. Confused he opened his mouth to confront him only to get some of that delish dust in his mouth. His eyes widening, sporting a bewilded look while choking. "That maniac!"

"Oh ho ho. Hey, why don't we bet on something more interesting." Shanks hummed, an evil smirk brewing on his face as he caught their attention. This is gonna be fun. Seems like the night was set for them, meanwhile...

"Fuck, pl-please please- Oh luffy!"...A certain damsel was fighting for her life. "Hahaha! You're so cute! What do you keep bumbling on about?" Glad to know he was was enjoying himself... At your expense. Now let's rewind a little, shall we?

You had just calm down from your second and hopefully last orgasm- was it though? and you were just hoping to cuddle with bae before you both take a shower. "You were amazing, bubbly." You smiled cradling his- Now that you think about it, red-hot face. "Hm? You alright honey?"

And that's when it hit you, he never came, he was still hard and throbbing inside of you. Panting like a dog in heat and need. "J-Just one more, ok?" Stunned you tried to reason with him. "I'm still a little sensitive, how about a blowjob inst-uh!"

Your head lolled back, thighs shaking due to overstimulation. Your jaw dropped releasing melodious cries for him. "Fuck- i'm sorry!" His eyebrows creased, pupils shaking erratically as he tried to control his urges. You just looked so good right now, puckering your lips when you said you'd give him a bj. So thoughtful of you.

"No it's fine." You whimpered, body still shaking from his sudden thrust. He moved back to release himself from your tempting, tight and twitching cunt, but surprise surprise. Guess who locked their ankles. You, dumbfuck. "No, w-want you to keep moving." You muttered averting your eyes as you lifted your arms to wrap around his neck, bringing him down to kiss those swollen lips of his and Hmmm did they taste good.

He grunted feeling your legs tighten around his waist giving him the green light to start thrusting. Your crys and mewls keeping him motivated as he searched for places to increase your pleasure. "Ah- yes! Right there!" You wailed, digging your fingers into his hair to pull him off of your swollen nipple to intertwine your tongues together.

Saliva dripping down the corner of your mouth, your tits bouncing, tongue lolled out and eyes on the verge of rolling back, if that wasn't obvious enough that you were about to come then the whimpers of 'please let me come!' 'I've been good!' 'Faster baby!' Were enough to tell.

"Anything you want!" Luffy grunted, perspiration building on every surface of his skin causing the beautiful dark hair you love pulling so much to cling to his forehead and neck. You were both laying sideways before but now he was fucking you into the sheets, letting your head dig back into the pillow and back arched away from the sheets.

Whimpering you begged luffy to let you come and hopefully he comes with you cause you don't think you can handle another round instantaneously but it seems non of your prayers were being answered, aleast not today because immediately you came luffy kept thrusting.

"S-Shit! No m-more, luffy pleas-" You cried, you felt so overwhelmed. Your body was shivering and jolting at the overstimulation luffy's movements caused you. Luffy whimpered when you clenched down harshly around him, his teeth gritted and sweat rolling down his forehead as he focused on hitting a particular spongy spot in you. "What do you mean? What's that quote again? Ah! 'There's always room for more!'"

"That's n-not it idio- ouh! Fuck not there!" Finding the spot he hit it repeatedly, his fingers trailing down your body to rub at your clit, circling it with his pointer and index, encouraging your screams with his laughs. Very soon he had you quaking then squirting, you had your hands pushing at his chest when your hips jolted forward, the overwhelming sensation causing you to almost go blind. "Nuhhh!"

Your bruised lips were agape and your pupils weren't visible as you bathed luffy with your essence, literally just spraying him, drenching him in your juices as he laughed, amused by your expression and the way it tickled when your fluids dripped and rolled down the ridges of his abdomen down to his thighs, coating the sheets below you with your elixir.

"Haha! Woah you did that last time! I didn't know you could do it again!" He paused his thrusts to look at you with stars in his eyes... Uh oh. "Do it again!" He beam using the tips of his fingers to smack your clit lightly. This caused you to jerk, spurting a little more then a sob. "I-I c-can't please, I-" You were still coming down from your orgasm but your words seemed to interest luffy, so he sat up, you whimpered at the feeling of him moving abruptly.

"Hmmm..." He had his hand on his chin, his head tilted to the right, one eyes closed and his lips in a pout. You were scatter brained right now so you couldn't guess what he was thinking. Suddenly he straightened up, his hand forming a fist to smack his open palm, his grin was large like he just thought of something brilliant. "If you can't? I'll just make you!"

Your heart dropped 'this bitch is trying to kill me!' "Wait luff- fuckkk!" Your hands flew back to grab at the pillow behind you. He wrapped your thighs around his waist making your lower back hover over the bed. His fingers dug into your waist as he held you up then began to thrust. The bed creaking and banging the wall with his every move. "You feel g-good y/n!"

You were getting fucked so good you were beginning to lose all rational senses, he was hitting all the right spots and although overstimed you were having the time of your life- sike. Bro was wrecking you. You were going stupid with the amount of times luffy made you come. You'd think he's had enough at this point but no. He has a lot of stamina and to be honest you should have seen this coming.

No matter how much you begged and whimpered for luffy to go slow it seemed to go on deaf ears even though it was your sobs that overlapped every other noise in the room. Luffy was about losing his shit, he leaned down to kiss you, his hands leaving your waist running across your back to latch his fingers onto your shoulders. This position let him pull you down on him as he thrusted up and into you.

Arms over his back you held his shoulder for support as he bullied you with his length. You cried out feeling your orgasm once again in your grasp, something felt off but it completely went over your mind when luffy kissed your cervix with his tip almost threatening to penetrate your womb. "S-Shit y/n! I'm close!" Fucking finally.

"Luffy!" You almost cried tears of joy when you heard that and you did when your orgasm came crashing down on you for the what? Fourth? Fifth time? Well doesn't matter all that matters now is how you're probably not going to walk for a long time. Your thighs shivered and clenched around luffy's abdomen as you came.

I know i always say this but it's not my fault you always end up like this; hair scattered, lips parted to pave way for silent screams, eyelids wide open letting you see and hear white noise, your nails running down luffy's back and ankles locked around his lower back as your body convulsed against his. "Uh!"

For a moment when luffy's thrust became sloppy, riding out your orgasm in the process, you felt like you were floating for what felt like seconds before you came crashing down. No literally. Luffy's room was stationed in attic and it had old wooden floors instead of concrete like the others so both you, luffy and the bed fell through the ceiling landing right on the table were the other four were playing cards. Dust invaded the room obstructing everyone's vision and lungs.

It was silent for a while only coughing and wheezing before it all seized when a choked sob rang around the silent room then full on sobbing. "Luffyyy!" You wailed your head pressed deep in his shoulder causing his name to come out a little muffled. You hugged him tight, fingers digging into his back as tears dripped out your eyes while you came- yes you came again- fuck i'm gonna kill him.

You weren't the only one doing so bad, luffy was definitely being choked right now. The force of the bed landing caused a violent thrust and the next thing he knows he's biting down on your shoulder trying to muffled his cries as he came violently. He successfully broke through your cervix and was filling your inner chamber with his gooey essence. "Fucking- shit!"

Due him being pressed against your lower abdomen and womb you were forced to squirt again. Your juices splashed against him drenching him once again. It didn't stop for a while causing little whimpers to leave your lips as you continued to flood the sheets with your nectar. It wasn't until luffy managed to pull himself out from your inner cavern still intact, did your spurts end.

Luffy being the first to recover realises that people are in the room. On a normal basis he wouldn't care but you were here and bare and there was no way he'd let other people see you naked, so using his last strength he quickly pulled the blanket up, letting it cover you both before he fell on you careful not to thrust in further.

"Pay up!" Ace and shanks said when the dust settled down letting their gazes pierce your covered and stilled figures on the mattress, i say that because it was the only thing standing. The force from falling broke both the bed frame and table leaving the mattress on a heap of broken wood. You groaned in embarrassment causing their laughter to increase, laughing louder when they heard a smack and promise after luffy joined in. "I'm never sleeping with you again."

[wordy-little-witch]

Incorrect quotes bc I need some dopamine-

It's long and this is a mix of shit I've heard in my life, random scenes my brain conjures up, and the result of a ridiculous amount of cold medicine.

Roger pirates edition!!!!

Roger: hey buglet, what have you got there?

Buggy: a bomb! :o3

Roger: .... ah. Seems like something a responsible parent would never let their child play with.

Buggy: :o(

Roger: good thing I'm a captain!

Buggy: :oD

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Shanks: Bugs?

Buggy: what?

Shanks: would you love me if I was a worm?

Buggy: .... hmmm....

Shanks: you have to think about it?!??

Buggy: well duh! We're pirates! We're on a pirate ship, dumbass! How would I keep a worm alive, let alone happy and safe, on a pirate ship?? Not to mention all the different species of worms! What kind of worm would you be?? What kind of care would you need? It's a big question- *goes on a tangent about worms, worm care, and is slowly working himself into a panic*

Shanks, who just heard a landlocked girl ask her boyfriend it and wanted to ask buggy bc he thought it would annoy him: .... a h

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Rayleigh: .... what do you have there, Captain?

Roger, holding a baby in a treasure chest and another, smaller baby in his sash: an ADVENTURE!

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Gabban, trying to teach the kids their numbers: one~ twoo~ threeee~

Shanks: t'wee!!!

Gabban: right! And what comes after three? Do you know, Buggy?

Buggy, with the confidence of a pirate toddler: FUCK!!

Gabban:

Rayleigh, appearing out of thin air, menacing smile in place: :)

Gabban: :/

Buggy and Shanks: :D fuck fuck fuck!!!

Rayleigh: remind me to kill Roger later, please.

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Crocus: alright boys. Let's work on that math, okay? So, Bug, if you had seven treasure chests-

Buggy: yesss!!!

Crocus: focus! Seven treasure chests. Now Shanks asks for three of them. How many treasure chests would you have left?

Buggy: seven.

Crocus: no, Shanks asked for three of them.

Shanks: it's okay, Buggy, you can keep your treasure!

Crocus: no- I- okay, Buggy has seven chests. I ask for three of them. How many do you have left?

Buggy: seven.

Crocus: okay, I'm not asking, I am taking the three treasure chests by force. How many do you have now.

Buggy: seven and a corpse.

Crocus: .....

Shanks: ......

Buggy: ......

Crocus: ................ is this why Rayleigh made math time my job

Buggy: probably. I bit him last time.

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Whitebeard: Roger! I never expected you to take on children! Taking a page from my book, are you?

Roger: something like that hahaha! Eddie, meet my brats! This redhead here is Shanks, he's a tough little cookie.

Shanks: hi!!

Roger: and the bluebelle here is Buggy. He's my little cupcake!!

Whitebeard: aw, because he's small and sweet?

Roger, smiling widely: no, because cupcakes can easily contain many varieties of mortal harm, I have learned, and he is small, cute and deadly.

Buggy, pouting: it was one time!!

Roger: three times, and that's not counting that one time with Garp and the arsenic

Buggy: >:o/

Whitebeard:

The Whitebeard pirates:

Roger: isn't he the cutest??

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Marco: GET YOUR FUCKIN CLOWN-

Shanks: he don't bite

Marco, trying desperately to shake Buggy off of his leg: YES HE DO, HELP-

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Buggy, 3 years old, slams his sippy cup onto the table top: I need a dwink.

Sunbell, trying not to laugh: aw, what's up, little man?

Buggy: S'anks is twyin' my patience. Gimme da good stuffs.

Sunbell: okay. Apple juice or-

Buggy: wum.

Sunbell:

Buggy:

Sunbell: baby bug, rum is for grown ups. How about some milk?

Buggy: no. Papa Rayray has wum when cap'in is being extra dumb. And S'anks is being extra EXTRA dumb ri' now. I need wum.

Sunbell: ...... alright then-

((He does not in face give Buggy rum, but he DOES make a point of saving a small rum bottle to fill with cranberry juice for future reference.))

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Rayleigh: hey, buddy, what's wrong?

Buggy: I have a headache that comes and goes.

Ray: aw, here, let's go to Crocus-

Shanks: hi, Buggy!!

Buggy: there it is.

Rayleigh: ..... yeah Crocus can't help with that.

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Buggy, laying on the deck at 3 in the morning:

Roger: bugababy, what are you doing up?

Buggy: what is the point of life, if not only to suffer? What is the purpose of being here if it's all a cyclical preordained destiny of agony and heartache? Why would the Spirits see fit to put us into this hellscape if not for their own sick amusement-?

Roger: Buggy, is this because Shanks ate your gummy worms?

Buggy: that red haired fucker knew they were mine-!

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Shanks: hey, Captain? How does one confess their undying love to someone?

Roger: just because I'm with Rouge doesn't mean I know how it happened, son.

MEANWHILE

Buggy: hey, mom?

Rouge: yes, ma fleur?

Buggy: I think Shanks is in love with me.

Rouge: neat. Do you love him too?

Buggy: unfortunately.

Rouge: nice.

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Rayleigh: I didn't choose parent life. Parent life came to me, mid-drink, in the form of an unhinged adult man, and then expanded further with the addition of two tiny humans.

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Roger, with Shanks in a front facing baby carrier: you know what's cute than one baby?

Random pirate enemy, trying to figure out why this man showed up to a fight with a baby:

Roger, turning to show Buggy in a carrier on his back: two babies!!!

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Buggy @ Garp: were it not for the laws of this land, I would have slaughtered you.

Gabban:

Shanks:

Rayleigh:

Roger: I mean.... we're pirates, so laws-

Garp, sweating, who just set down a draw 4 in Oro Uno: No, kid's right, gotta listen to the law

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Rayleigh: I have no fear

Shanks, pale and shaking: Buggy hasn't slept in two days he's making bombs

Rayleigh: I have several fears.

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Sengoku: Garp, you've been acting strange ever since you came back from your last excursion.

Garp: no i haven't.

Sengoku: you just leveled a circus tent after seeing a bunch of clowns.

Garp, having flashbacks to being bitten by a tiny clown, thousand yard stare: their joyful levity is a lie

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Buggy: if I had a nickel for every time I had a traumatic experience on this damn crew, I'd have enough to pay for my therapy bills.

Shanks: if I had a nickel for every traumatizing experience I had here, I'd have enough to pay for my drinking problem.

Gabban, looking at the 11 year olds: .... maybe pirates aren't built for being parents.......

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Whitebeard: I fear no man.

Also Whitebeard, thinking on that first time he interacted with Buggy one on one: but that thing..... it scares me.

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BONUS CROSS GUILD CONTENT

Buggy: it's hard being Easy, Breezy, Beautiful, Cover Girl, but a bitch makes due

Crocodile: how did you survive this far

Buggy: I may have had rabies

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Mihawk: why does Shanks huddle in a corner when someone plays circus music

Buggy: bullseyes are red.

Mihawk: what does that have to do with-

Buggy: throws a knife and hits dead center of an apple, some unknown source playing circus music in the background

Mihawk:

Buggy:

Mihawk: this explain so much and yet so little

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Crocodile: have you been sneaking money

Buggy: I would love to do that, but unfortunately the clap of my big dumpy cheeks would alert you to my hiding place.

Mihawk, fighting a migraine: do you ever think before you speak

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Buggy: hey, want a card reading?

Crocodile: a what

Mihawk: you read cards?

Buggy, laying a card down: oh, look it's a Caterpie.

Croc+Hawk:

Buggy: I means you're a douchebag.

((Buggy does in fact read tarot cards, smth he and Mihawk eventually bond over))

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Buggy, after almost dying part 2847164917: no mister reaper we have to stop meeting like this....

The guy who just shot him with seastone: what the fu-

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Hi everyone! 👋

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So, guess who started watching Chambers sometime last week for the first time, hahaha? So, of course, the obvious next course of action is to finally dip my toes into kissingchambers 😉💞

"All of this looks so disgusting, you do realize that, right?" Elliott murmurs as he sits down on the edge of the bed, lazily waving a hand towards the obvious new sheets on the bed, the dim lighting, the light scattering of rose petals all over the floor.

"Oh, yeah?" Marco replies with a smile as he crowds into his space on top of the bed, throwing an arm around Elliott's shoulders and touching their foreheads together.

"Yeah," Elliott continues quietly, heart racing immediately and cheeks heating up at the shameless way Marco's eyes openly gaze at his lips. "And you're the nastiest thing of all."

"Better run away before you get infected with my cooties then, baby."

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