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jaime lannister has been in the riverlands with brienne of tarth for twelve slutty, slutty years
#asoiaf#got#jaime lannister#brienne of tarth#jaime x brienne#you KNOW the commonfolk have bets on whether they fucking or not#me in tha tavern: kingslayer i got a whole dragon riding on this y'all fuckin or not‼️#jaime with the bluest balls on the planet:#game of thrones#a song of ice and fire#george man ya gotta give me the book. i know you're old but you can do it. for me. please
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aemond one-eye “that’s-okay-they-can-die-for-my-aesthetic” targaryen:
#house of the dragon#hotd#hotd spoilers#credit: op owochimuwu#aemond targaryen#aemond x reader#ewan mitchell#aemond targaryen x reader#aemond said fuck it let me be prettier#when you’re team black but an aemond girlie 👏🏼#and what about it#he’s out here committing war crimes#and looking good while doing it#and i said that’s my motherfucking man#that’s my husbando#aemond one eye#aegon ii targaryen#aegon ii x reader#daemon targaryen#rhaenyra targaryen#alicent hightower#jacerys velaryon#rhaena targaryen#rhaenys targaryen#a song of ice and fire#daemon x rhaenyra#tom glynn carney#jace velaryon#asoiaf
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IVE HAD ALL OF TODAY TO GET OVER IT AND IM STILL SO SAD
#yuri on ice#ice adolescence#i mean im not surprised it doesnt take a genius to realize that 5 years of radio silence probably means something nuked it behind the scenes#but fuck dude i am still so so upset it's so devastating gettjng the confirmation that there's really no hope for it now#yuri on ice was revolutionary to me man im so upset
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SHUT UP ABOUT THE ICE TWINK!!!! SHUT UP ABOUT THE ICE TWINK!!!!!
SOMEONE ELSE TALK ABOUT THE IMPLICATIONS OF THIS LITTLE GIRL!!!!!!
#this is a joke I'm just going insane over that twink going “haha love of my life??? forgot about her Anyway I remade my daughter out of ice'#and he was still fucking insane just less so so i am also staring intently at that window/maybe doors and wondering if she can get out#man do i tag this....#meh#fionna and cake spoilers#fionna and cake#I'm only awake so early because i wanted to watch these episodes Im gonna pass out and hope someone else is going insane over her
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ive got 99 problems and having ravi come back on the show wouldnt solve any of them but it would still be nice i think
#like please man. im watching these episodes thinking Who the fuck are these people#we used to be a proper country. with regular side characters. WHO WE LIKED#now (apart from brad who is on thin fucking ice simply bc of his homoerotic friendship with bobby) its just. random people on my screen#INSTEAD OF THE ACTUAL MAIN CHARACTERS im getting sick of this tim. fix it#alice talks#911 abc#ravi panikkar
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Miss him
#hockey#ice hockey#nhl#nhl hockey#nhl players#toronto maple leafs#am34#auston matthews#matts#i miss him#oh god oh fuck#oh man oh man
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I love so much how every time we see art and patrick before knee-gate, they're eating (or drinking) something "unhealthy." Like the hotdogs and the churros and the cigarettes, of course (which I'm now realizing are all phallic symbolism LMAO) plus the coca-colas and the beer. Because it just furthers this idea that Patrick is a kind of corrupting force to Art, who we know, as Ice, is a very controlled person. And then, during their final game, you have Art with his fuckass protein paste, or whatever, but Patrick with the banana, which obviously isn't unhealthy, but still something much more akin to the food of your average person—and he offers it to him! Jokingly, yeah, because he knows he's not going to take it, but also, like offering his hand, inviting Art to take part in his own corruption once again. Plus, a banana?? Could they have found a more dick-like food? Insanity.
Also I like that the one scene we have of the throuple in a room together (the party notwithstanding), Tashi is also drinking the beer. Because Patrick stokes the fire in her too, brings out a part of her that Art alone doesn't.
I was thinking about this because I saw a cut scene in the script, where Tashi and Art smoke a cigarette, and I found it really interesting. Because, for one, I understand why they'd cut it, since such a big part of the artashi dynamic is restraint, repression, both pushed further into the frigid parts of their personalities, so having them do something like that without Patrick around might remove some of that. But ALSO I think it was such a good scene because they both start coughing during it, and it sort of feels like their trying to make up for Patrick's absence with each other, but they fail. They need Patrick to push them completely out of their comfort zones—or else they'll just keep toeing that line between the familiar and the unfamiliar, safety and freedom.
Anyway, in conclusion, welcome back Adam and Eve and that fucking snake, enjoy your apple [polyamory].
#this ended up being so much longer than i intended#i know full well nobody gives a fuck BUT I DO#patrick zweig#the man that you are#challengers#challengers 2024#art donaldson#tashi duncan#artrick#artashi#analysis#i guess??#throuple truther#fire and ice#patashi#also art is eve just throwing that out there
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he's homeless
#sorry to everyone im about to draw the fuck outta this dude#lyonel goldenheart#my art#if you're cold he's cold too bring him inside#he is just a lil hedge knight man help him out#i am so back in my asoiaf era my brain is going crazy#i have been playing so much CK3 AGOT its all i do#hedge knight#a song of ice and fire oc#asoiaf oc#art#digital art#drawing#procreate#original character#oc#game of thrones#got#house of the dragon#hotd#house of the dragon oc#asoiaf fanart#asoiaf art#fire & blood
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“I’ll bring back the gentle version of you from five years ago”
guys he did
he did he did he did
#he brought him back as promised#through the power of gay crime#get a man that gets stuff done#I’ll always cry about the way Jack slaps the ice cream off of Joke’s hand#that was so fucking adorable my brain cannot compute?#jack and joker u steal my heart#jack and joker#jack and joker the series#jack & joker u steal my heart#jack & joker#jackjoke#jackjoker#yinwar#yin anan wong#yin anan#war wanarat#thai bl#thailand#bl series#bl drama#thai bl drama#thai drama
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bloodraven being a tree and giving his great great grandfather sleep paralysis demons all season courtesy of harrenhall and alys:
#house of the dragon#hotd spoilers#hotd meme#bloodraven’s like aight imma go be a tree#harrenhall said hide yo kids hide yo wife cause we grabbin bitches up in here#harrenhall said fuck it i have your ghosts and ghouls right here man#helaena being invited into the shared nightmare about the doom of their house like 😮#her and daemon coming together to trip out on some weirwood blood#it’s like one awful magical family reunion#bloodraven’s handing out prophency like it’s candy#bloodraven’s all:#let them suffer for my aesthetic#we got big giant direwolves as pets#we got crying trees that like blood sacrifice#we got ice zombies coming for ya’ll#oh and daemon bythewayyou’regonnadieherewithyourobsessivenephew—#the ghouls are like pssst daemon chill bro we got your back#they said more death for the fire and blood house#daemon targaryen#matt smith#daemon x reader#helaena the dreamer#helaena targaryen#phia saban#aemond one eye#aemond x reader#aemond smut#aemond angst#aemond targaryen
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Oh, betty
#bitches be like there’s no way a cartoon chatacter can make you feel so seen#and then it’s fucking simon petrikov#oh simon petrikov#the things i’d do to you#i don’t think i’ve ever felt so identified by a chatacter in my life#jesus i love this man#ouch just ouch#now back to working on the bsd animatic just had to draw this#i dont like how it turned out but i also spent a total of 0 seconds thinking about it so#well deserved#shitpost#art#my art#adventure time#at#simon petrikov#simon adventure time#winter king#ice king#fionna and cake#simon and betty
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[OLD ART ALERT] A COLLECTION OF SCENES FROM THE GILLIONS CATSCRATCH ARC THAT BROUGHT ME GREAT JOY. i love fishy chips especially when its just gillion being delirious and violent and hostile
#jrwi fanart#jrwi show#jrwi riptide#jrwi riptide spoilers#JUST NOTICED A MILLION MISTAKES FUUUUUUUUCK BUT WWHATEVERRRRR IF I STARE AT THIS ANYMORE IM GONNA HHUURRRLLL#SO I REALLY LIKE FISH AND CHIPS RIGHT. IVE BEEN IN LOVE W THE SHIP EVER SINCE THAT NAT 20 KISS#BUT I THINK I SHIP IT WRONG. OR LIKE. I AM CORRECT BUT EVERYONE SHIPS THEM DIFFERENTLY#THE FISH N CHIPS I SEE EVERYWHERE ELSE IS SO FLOWERY AND SWEET AND ROMANTIC. AND THATS NICE! THAT STUFFS NEAT#but gillion and chip would NEVERRRR enter anything similar to a romantic relationship. chips too damaged and gillions too uninterested#I LIKE MY FISH N CHIPS ONE SIDED AS FUCK#bc 2 gillion chip is his best friend in the whole wide world but hes also kinduvagross little man that took him a MINUTE to really warm up2#but to CHIP gillion is this powerful and gorgeous and heroic paragon of destiny and his best friend in the whole world who will#bring about the eschaton. 'i didnt believe in destiny until i met you' until i met a champion radiating with a light thatll alter the world#OHH REMEMBER THE FIRST ICE ARENA?he was so mad.still probably shaking from the ordeal.NEVER had he felt true divine radiance CLEAVE through#his SOUL like that.do you remember that moment in the forest w the bugs. an alien from the ocean; lacerating the land w lightning#when the realization flickered in chip for a moment.that the thing standing before him was more powerful than he could ever fathom#remember when grizz mentioned that the nat20 kiss was the 'best kiss chip ever experienced'. that has nothing to do w this. where was i.#LOST MY TRAIN OF THOUGHT. BUT HEY. I THINK at the beginning chip absolutely knew that gill was smth grand n powerful n scary#when gillion revealed what exactly the prophecy was;chip got defensive and mad.sure he was sleep deprived but OOH. HES SCARED!#he believes gillion too! he believes that his destiny is to eradicate either the sea or land and that scares him!#but then he gets past it bc ultimately he trusts his bestfriend gillion so so much. he fuckin loves this dude.#he would throw himself intothe path of fire for this dude. he would boat across the ocean for this dude.he would build arenas for this dude#even if this dude will end half the world.even if this dude wields the power and the obligation to eradicate him at any second.#even if this dude is going to throw himself into harms way for his own comrades.even if this dude is just going to sacrifice himself.#one way or another one shall die for the other.these self-sacrificial bastards click so well with eachother!!#chip believes his body is best used to pave roads and gill believes his body is destined to pave prosperity.WHATEVER!!#i really love their dynamic!! they care for eachother so much!in MY heart tho. the icing on the cake here is the fantasy that chip is#just a bit more In Love w gillion than he realizes. like this powerful fish guy is HOT and PRETTY and KIND and FUNNY and LOYAL and STRONG#but gillion would never rly feel that same sort of attraction towards chip. its just not rly his thing. aroace as fuck man.#thats how it is in MY little heart atleast. and i sit here and play w my touys in my brain n i explore my silly lil one sided fish y chips.
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Addressing the toxic team black accusations against Tom Glynn-Carney.
First and foremost, he is not a rapist; his character, Aegon, the second Targaryen, is. Second of all, I hate how some of you pretend Viserys and Daemon weren't groomers. Nine times out of ten, you don't see sane people from Team Green making rape accusations against Paddy and Matt. Just please fucking stop it; it's like some of you really want to ruin this man's career. And you can say what you want, so please do comment in defense of the toxic actions being taken because I want all the smoke. I was also told by my aunt that he was a rapist, but I was quick to shut that shit down from the door. It goes to show how quickly false information is spread and how much it could really impact somebody's life. It's disgusting and makes me sick that some of you team black fans have so much hatred for his character that some of you are willing to corrupt this man's life. I find it hilarious that some of you have the sheer audacity to be that fucking bold behind a computer screen or a screen of whatever mobile device is in your possession, but would some of you ever make a statement like that in front of his face? No, most of you wouldn't even dare to do so because he is able to sue for defamation in court by law. So, please don't ditch what you can take because you will get verbally bodied by me morally, and that's not a will; that's a promise.
Please Reblog.
#yall disgust me#please get help#my man did nothing wrong#house of the dragon#game of thrones#a song of ice and fire#house targaryen#hotd#hotd s2#hotd season 2#ride or die#asoiaf#got/asoiaf#targtowers#aegon ii targaryen#pro tom glynn-carney#I believe in the tom glynn-carney supremacy#free him from this blasphemy#free him he did nothing wrong#yall scare me#yall motherfuckers scare me#anti insane team black stans#fuck off with that shit#fuck outta here#fuck off#touch some grass#moral compass
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Incels are just going out of their way to embarrass themselves today. Alan Cumming said X-2: X-Men United is the gayest film he's done so far because of the political subtext and the fact that the X-Men are a metaphor for marginalized communities, and there are just a million dudes saying he's insane. Meanwhile I'm sitting here wondering if we're all watching the same movie.
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This scene is a direct reference to Bobby Drake/Ice Man coming out as gay in the comics and as a queer person, yes, I have absolutely been asked similar questions in real life.
#i might have to make another list#comic books#graphic novels#marvel comics#marvel#marvel cinematic universe#mcu#comic book movies#marvel movies#books#marvel xmen#xmen movies#xmen franchise#x2 xmen united#x2#nightcrawler#kurt wagner#alan cumming#bobby drake#ice man#facepalm#how the fuck does this go over your head#yall should be embarrassed#rightwing marvel fans are an embarrassment#marvel fandom#nostalgia#nostalgiacore#2000s nostalgia#lgbt#Youtube
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“Whatever Zack’s deal is, okay, his weirdness, whatever you wanna call it-”
You mean his autism, Booth.
#booth you are growing on me but you are on thin fucking ice#please just let them say autism 😭😭😭#started s3 and i miss zacks hair :(#no man should ever go bald its always a bad look#bones 2005#zack addy
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hey! as the first season of connor bedard gets underway i, your local indigenous hockey fan, have a request of you: please don't let this kid's sure to be marvellous and jaw-dropping rookie season make you complacent with the racism of the blackhawks as an organization. it is beyond heinous that they were able to secure the first overall pick this year for a number of reasons i'm sure we're all familiar with, but i am pleading with the hockey community not to let the racism of this org fall through the cracks.
they drafted connor bedard and handed him a jersey with a giant racist caricature on the front. their mascot is named tommy hawk. they continuously fail to curtail their fans' egregious displays of anti-indigenous racism at games.
i'm not going to ask anyone not to post about bedard. i know he's huge news and i'm bummed as all hell that i won't be able to enjoy the beginning of what is sure to be an incredible career myself. but i am asking, given that his presence on the team is likely to increase the prevalence of people making and reblogging posts about the blackhawks, that you please care, loudly and actively, about the racism of this organization and how much it hurts indigenous fans to see that go unquestioned so often.
consider mentioning it in posts. consider amplifying the voices of indigenous fans and community members about the issues of these types of sports organizations. consider reading up on the history of the person they claim to 'honour' with their hideous effigy of a logo. consider censoring the logo in your posts if you are able to (please do this if you are able to). consider tagging posts so that indigenous fans are at the very least able to blacklist that team and not have to see it.
above all, please just. don't forget about it. don't forget about us. we belong here too.
#gav gab#connor bedard#chicago blackhawks#i jsut. it makes me feel sick every time i see that thing.#this racist caricature of a native man's head on their jerseys on their ice in their locker room#a native man who had his body mutilated in death including having his head removed#it's fucking grotesque and it makes me literally sick#i was really looking forward to see what that little wizard boy could do!#and now it is wholly ruined for me#and i keep seeing people just. posting about it like this team is normal. like it's any other team#no ethical consumption under sports is true but some things ARE worse than others#and there is no justification or excuse for being a blackhawks fan in the year 2023. there just isn't.#and like..... it bums me the fuck out for bedard himself too#like he didn't choose this#he just got like. put into this situation#it sucks#he's a teenager and now he's in the middle of this whole mess he didn't create and isn't responsible for#and i can't expect him to do anything about it#but boy was i excited to see him play#and now it just..... yeah#well.
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