#Luke being a dick

[aurantiumred]

okay to be clear jason looking like luke absolutely affected his friendship with annabeth and percy

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maybe chiron's "you should be dead." wasn't entirely for jason...

[dukeofthomas]

Pikkuveli by PMMP is such a Dick to Jaybin song...

[bright-eyes-strawberry-lies]

I love that Clarisse calls him "Sweet Luke" in The Lightning Thief Musical and I hope everyone at Camp Half-Blood calls him that. Unironically.

Like sometimes it's how Clarisse used it, younger kids about to school sweet old man Luke on what the kids are actually into these days. "Sweet Luke, no one says groovy anymore. You gotta stop hanging out with Dionysus and Chiron."

And sometimes it's a sort of curse like when Luke kicks some kid's butt at sword fighting. "Sweet Luke!" In the same tone as sweet Jesus.

Sometimes when someone has a crush on Luke, the other kids mock them. "Oh, sweet Luke, I'm so sorry to part but we'll meet again at pegasus riding lessons this afternoon."

[websurfshark]

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!!!!🐍🦇

[drummer-from-down-under]

Small towns and their influx of magical teens, as they do...

[sonofthedunes]

idea: luke thinks he has a normal-sized dick because he thinks he has normal-sized hands.

he's very wrong about both.

anon, i do not say this lightly: you are a genius.

from the moment teenage luke starts realizing that very…interesting things happen down there when he thinks about girls, and does what adolescent boys all over the galaxy do about it, he never considers that there’s anything unusual about his equipment. he’s far too shy to bring it up to another guy (even biggs), and there are only about 2 dozen girls his age on tatooine and none of them give a fuck about him. so luke enters the rebellion blissfully unaware of his…advantages.

until he meets a cute, nice girl in the rank and file who actually gives him the time of day, and the relationship progresses as relationships often do. on the fateful night he sneaks into her bunk to cast away his virginity (something she hasn’t had in quite some time), she blushes mightily when his hands span her waist; luke takes only the briefest notice of how much area he’s covering. and then he pulls down his pants, out it springs-

he’s completely bewildered as her face drains of color and her voice quivers “holy shit.”

and that is the moment luke skywalker learns both his hands and his dick could put those of most men in the alliance to shame.

[princemonday]

(pjo spoilers if you havent seen it yet but bestie the book came out almost 20 years ago....where u been)

this is just about the pacing and actual format of the show but i feel like lukes betrayal could've been so much more impactful if we actually saw more of luke (and his bond with percy) throughout the show. and i don't necessarily mean add more luke scenes. even just moving the scene of them training in the forest to half way through the show (or better yet the beginning) could've been a huge help. we learned the episode before that percy thinks its clarisse. we knew it wasn't going to be clarisse because we could tell there was supposed to be some grand revelation and him thinking its clarisse sort of eliminates her as the culprit. the way they framed it made it obvious luke was the traitor. annabeth is obviously not it. they already sorta went down the grover path. we know it's not going to actually be clarisse. what other kid were we introduced to? luke. by process of elimination it had to be him. and if you didn't already figure that out by then, adding the scene of luke and percy training and talking at the beginning of an episode that reveals the traitor when we haven't really seen luke for most of the show? pretty dead giveaway. we had maybe an episode or two actually at camp? we could've snuck the scene in there instead. or we could put the flashback at a more inconspicuous point like midway and not....literally the finale. like...idk the conversation luke had with percy in that scene felt like it would've reflected better in percy if we had seen it earlier. like...before he met his dad idk. i do recognize this show is for like 13 year olds and it's not that deep but 🤷🏻‍♀️

[gladiatorcunt]

complex and ultimately codependent father-child dynamics that either end in death of the characters or the relationship in media my beloved

[ray-elgatodormido]

Back at it again. This time with refs of the main ladies of Star Wars in this Dynasty Warriors au. Are the outfits practical? Not at all. Would Koei design these? Absolutely. Tho I’d give it a pass since they don’t wear armor in the movies.

With Padme I took inspiration from her lakeside dress and combined that with Wang Yuanji’s DW9 dress. Her weapon would be the caestuses things Zhang Chunhua has in DW8, tho with a rougher moveset. The weapon choice was mostly to give her a musou attack called “Aggressive Negotiations” where she does a barrage of punches n kicks.

I gave Leia this regal air for her costume (keep in mind they don’t really change outfits cause Dynasty Warriors logic) and gave her this intricate corset thing. The hair was inspired by Edelgard’s hairstyle in Fire Emblem Three Houses. And again, poofy sleeves. Her weapon would be a long chain whip simply for the idea of a musou attack called “Huttslayer”, it’s exactly what is sounds like. She’d wield it more like Gan Ning but with a more regal demeanour.

Rey’s a funny one cause she kinda looks like she randomly found the outfit while scavenging. Looking more like a dnd monk/bard combo than a scavenger. Did my best to make it look somewhat secure. I got the idea from Diao Chan’s DW6 design (Sweet n innocent face, less than innocent outfit) and DW9 Cai Wenji’s sleeves. Flowey cloth was a must, and I gave her pants n boots. Her weapon is also a funny one, cause I ditched the lightsaber and gave her this quarterstaff that doubles as a whip, she’d have this dancey martial arts moveset and does a bunch of acrobatics for the monkey vibes because why not?

I just like the idea of force users not having lightsabers. It’s also because there’s only so many movesets to be done with a lightsaber and in the context of musou games it’s best to avoid cloning movesets and weapons when possible.

Thinking of doing this with the guys this time. Cooking up ways to make them look sillier. Thinking of literally making Han look like a space cowboy. *evil laugh*

That is all. I shall go back to cooking up the rest of the cast.

[whalehouse1]

You don’t realize how much you hate how a character until you walk into a store and audibly groan so loudly over seeing them as the main selling point.

[zorilleerrant]

fortunately for me I'm immune to fandom arguments that any of the Batkids besides Dick, Babs, and Jason are ooc in any circumstance

that's totally in character for them to do because

that is a child (notoriously inconsistent) or

that is a teenager (notoriously inconsistent)

I expect some consistency to arise in the years after that - although it's still young adulthood, so there's plenty of room for acting wildly out of character to make sense in context - but only Dick, Babs, and Jason are old enough for that to apply.

[jackass-jones]

I love to imagine Rebecca as trans like it just has become so ingrained in my mind it feels weird it’s not canon. She realized at a young age and her parents were supportive and let her present how she wanted and they used her name and pronouns, but they weren’t around enough to go the extra mile for her and make sure she was being protected. She was the target of some pretty bad bullying at school, both from the students and the staff, and Ashton was the first person to defend her. Ashton is cishet (cuz I think it’s funny) and hes kinda ignorant at first but he tries his best and he just likes Rebecca and wants good things for her and he’s so emo he scares away the bullies lol. And this was definitely a big part in Rebecca gaining feelings for him he just showed her this special kinda care that no one else ever did, and it’s what makes her extra insecure as the years go by. Cuz she wonders if maybe the reason Ashton never seems to reciprocate her feelings is because she’s trans and he just never thought to see her as romance material as a result. Which is a line of thinking that gets out of control really bad and she never gets to have the closure she wants with it either

She tells Isabella that’s shes trans just cuz they’re best friends and it sorta comes up eventually. Isabella was a tomboy growing up so she can definitely relate to the bullying shit pretty well and they are very protective of each other and vow to beat up anyone who talks shit about the other. They also just open each other’s minds a bit, Isabella helps Rebecca feel more comfortable in knowing there’s many different ways to be a woman, Rebecca helps Isabella maybe explore her feelings about her own gender and whether or not she’s really attached to womanhood. Zach finds out in a more casual way, it’s just something he learns cuz it felt weird that he was the only one who didn’t know and well. He’s a good guy, he wouldn’t mind. It’s not something the two of them ever talk about really, aside from bonding over a few shared experiences with having to deal with assholes. And really, being trans just isn’t something Rebecca wants to talk about too much, just because she’s gotten to a point where’s she’s experienced being stealth and she knows how quickly people can turn on you when they know, and she understandably doesn’t wanna deal with that shit. But because her friends are so supportive, she doesn’t exhale and let herself just exist naturally around them and it does help her feel less insecure about who she is

Sexuality wise I think she’s "straight" I think she’s spent most of her life looking at Ashton and just assuming she’d be with a man but once she finally gets to give up on him she has Moments with Isabella or like a certain fondness for Marianne and their shared love of history and other nerd shit and shes just like. Uh Oh 😟

[morganbritton132]

Steve actually loves science fiction but it’s infinitely funnier to piss Dustin off by repeatedly mispronouncing the names is the characters in Star Wars because, “It’s Skywalker, Steve. Not Stair-Master! And his name is Luke, not Lucas! No one is named Lucas.”

“I think at least one person is.”

“In the movie.”

Dustin has recently discovered Doctor Who and is kinda a dick about explaining it to Steve. He heavily implies that Steve isn’t smart enough for the show like Steve’s mom doesn’t have a friend in England that tapes the new episodes and mails it to them.

Steve could share that information with Dustin but he’s not going to. Instead, when Dustin brings up The Doctor, Steve says, “Woah, Doc Hagan got a tv show?”

“It’s not a show about your dentist, Steve!”

If Steve is trying to round up all the kids and they’re being particularly annoying, he’ll clap his hands together and says, “C’mon, Ghost-bangers.”

The first thing he did after facing the demo-dogs was to memorize the entire D&D monster guide. He could tell Dustin this but D&D seems insufferable to him and it’s going to be way more satisfying when he catches the kid bullshitting an explanation and can call him out.

Robin knows about the stack of HG Wells books shelved in the den and Eddie definitely knows something is up. But Dustin? Nope.

There’s literally a picture on the mantle in the living room of him and his mom dressed as Spock and Nurse Chappell at a Star Trek convention when he was eight. Dustin walks passed it twice a week and has never noticed.

[astorianyxkings]

Thinking about the Bats' reactions are sending me.

Jason would be so pissed off too. Like yeah he's currently strangling one of the captors but he's also like, "Loosing your touch, huh old man?". And he's complaining about how he's missing a good episode of Chopped for this.

Dick is honestly trying not to laugh, he's the eldest and the Oldest Daughter Syndrome™ is kicking in and he has to force himself not to comment on how Batman should be able to get out of here. Oracle is threatening him to stay quiet through comms.

Tim is pissed off because he was actually relaxing by watching a movie instead of solving a case, Steph is pissed because she drugged Tim's tea and he was supposed to pass out and sleep for the first time in 3 days.

Cass and Duke are actually untying their dad. Damian is chiding him for getting caught and making him drag Batcow into all of this.

Kate and Luke are an exasperated aunt and uncle duo and currently don't know how to fix this. Take the gun away from Alfred? Tell Superman to calm down? Call an ambulance?

Thank the gods no one told Harley her med school bestie was here.

Selina is hyping Clark up. "Yes, tell them off for taking our boyfriend!" Clark's in the middle of a lecture so he doesn't really process what she said.

Harper and Helena are rolling their eyes. They thought that this was serious. Like the people were going to unmask the giant furry serious. Instead they kidnapped him just to keep him busy while they try and smuggle cargo at the docs.

Thank the gods Damian didn't have time to call his Mother because Talia would not find this funny. Jason is seriously debating on telling her just so Bruce could get chewed out by her.

Alfred was truthfully about to loose his shit. And Gotham ain't ready for that.

If Clark is kidnapped, he knows without having to ask that Bruce is going to hunt him down with the help of the entire Justice League. They’ll find him! He’ll be fine!

If Bruce is kidnapped, he’ll just sit there — maybe getting lightly tortured — and dread the arrival of all 17 of his kids, one angry Kryptonian without his emotional support human, Alfred having a RED moment, the Batcow, and all of the active JL members who don’t hate him right now (Hal Jordan will probably still come with, but he will complain the entire time)

[kirbmey]

⠀⠀ ཐི ˚̣̣̣ ⠀⠀ cockwarming w husband!sylus ⠀ ˚̣̣̣ ཋྀ

synopsis: school was too much, exams were the only thing you could think about and sylus wanted to help you relax and drift away ( 〃．．)

tw: smut but fluffy, sylus is so delicate with reader, cockwarming duh, mentions of size training, breeding, reader is babied, etc.

again you found yourself with both your elbows propped on top of the desk, reading and rereading every paragraph from the notes you took in class, the sentences mixing between each other.

you made sure your sleeping gown was already on, skincare already done and hair put together in two messy braids, telling yourself this was going to be the last day you’d stay up so late to study. well, you told yourself that yesterday too (*￣∀￣)

on the other hand, sylus was done with todays duties, sending luke and kieran off to some sneaky mission, unbuttoning his shirt as he walked towards your shared room. he knew you were stressed, and he knew you needed some aid from him since you were too fixated on getting the best grades. he told you several times that you didn’t need to study at all, that he could provide you for every lifetime, but you complied.

as he approached said room he noticed a faint warm light peeking through the gap under the door, sighing and entering silently, finding you almost asleep on top of your notes, the dinner plate he left you before heading to his office untouched.

he took off his belt, throwing it aside and got close to your smaller frame sitting in the big desk chair, caressing your messy hair as he leaned to leave small kisses along your cheek, taking in how you opened those pretty eyes he loved so much.

“kitten, how are you feeling?” he whispered against your skin, feeling the vibration of his low voice against your face. you stir, rubbing your eyes with a weak fist before straightening your back, looking up to him with a pout while nodding lazily.

“can’t study m’re, sy.” you blurred out, eyes almost tearing up because you wanted him to feel proud of you, to cherish every single perfect grade you pulled.

“that’s fine, princess, you did great, but you have to eat and get some sleep, hmm?” he coaxed you into his body by holding your hips and lifting you up, leaving you to rest on the comfort of your king sized bed and its silky sheets while he traveled to the kitchen to cook your favorite dish instead of the one he gave you hours ago.

after some minutes he went back with a tray, said dish resting on it with some chocolate to eat after, knowing that you needed something sweet after eating.

he sat next to you, caressing your cheek to gain your attention; you were mindlessly playing with the fabric of the sheets while waiting for your husband. you noticed how he spred his long and fit legs along the mattress, indicating you to sit on your favorite place, his lap.

“can we… y’know.” you voiced shyly after a few bites he hand fed you, expecting the classic teasing he always gave you. sylus knew you wanted him inside you, just to warm you up, something you two started practicing not so long ago to size train you, finding comfort in this along the way.

so he didn’t tease, knowing how tired your little brain was for anything at all, holding your hip with one big palm to make you momentarily stand up before pulling himself out off his dressing pants, cock soft at your sight.

your smaller hand tried reaching it to give him a few strokes, being stopped by the white haired man and looking at his crimson eyes, pupils heart-shaped as he did it himself, allowing you to sink on him at a really slow peace after putting your slightly wet cotton panties aside.

“there you go, good girl.” he encouraged you while you took him fully, his dick not entirely hard anyway. he then went back to feed you, cleaning up your mouth when it got dirty and bringing the glass of water to your lips when you where thirsty.

you finally finished the dish after long minutes; he didn’t really care about how much effort it took you, having the patience of a saint when it came to you. sylus put the tray aside on the table next to your shared bed, not forgetting about the chocolate he brought.

a cute smile crept up your juicy lips, opening your mouth when he fed it to you ounce by ounce, subtly sifting on his lap when he grew bigger inside you at the sight of your sleepy face enjoying the sweet.

sure, he should’ve brought you to the bathroom and wash your teeth after that, but how could he wake up the little bunny who fell asleep against his naked chest right after, quietly snoring and holding his opened shirt between weak fingers?

he just comfortably sat down there, buried deep inside you, one huge hand massaging your nape while the other held a book, reading it while resting his chin on your head.

the way he slowly thrusted into you in the morning while licking your oh so sweet lips and filling you up after holding it in for the whole night is something i’ll keep private, though (シ_ _)

a/n: wanted to make this some daddy writing but I’m reserving that for zaynie (⇀ ‿ ↼ )

— masterlist.

[obxsprincess]

Just Luke shoving your head into the pillows while he moans the filthiest words in your ear (someone take my phone away)

yesyesyes especially when he’s brat taming !!

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he watches you spring into another cabin boys arms after winning capture the flag, your hair all messy, giggling n laughing like a sweet perfect fool. his sweet, perfect fool. you looked so pretty. n luke knew the tall, asshole of a guy was thinking the same thing

he wasn’t ‘fuckin having it’

“I get, ya’ were just being friendly, princess. but that fuckers not thinking like that.” his hot breath fans the back of your neck, n you’d believe he was mad at you when he drops you onto your bed, all greedy n mean as he sucks hickeys all over your pretty tits

“agh b-ut luke, he was on my team n’ he helped us win-” his brown eyes furrow in annoyance, finally looking up. leaving your pebbled nipple glossy n achy from his salvia

“so you want to repay him? is that the fuckin case, cause he got the flag you want him sucking on these pretty tits mhm?” oh he is mad :(

“n-no I didn’t say tha-” you frown at the oh-so familiar tingle in your tummy, his hands moving lower and lower…

“nah it’s ok baby, wanted some time with my favorite girl anyways. just shush n’ let me give her some…attention”

you didn’t think he meant your pussy when he said his favorite girl :( n his way of shushing was shoving your face into your plushy, pink pillows. muffling your whines in the cotton things n your angelic whimpers when his cock slides into the warm, tight little fit of your gummy walls

“mhmm, fuck-fuck yeah, tightest little pussy I’ve ever felt. ahhhh fuck she grips me so good.” he’s moaning into your dizzy ear like he’s married to your pussy and your merely their for the ride “don’t she baby?” he coos

“l-luke auh! m’here too!” tears of salty jealousy brush your lash line ??

“f-fuck, shush princess. why can’t you be as good as this sweet little cunt? she’d never fuckkk let another dick inside of her.”

your mascara stains the pillow cases as you try to wiggle, clenching around his so tightly cause this is supposed to be about you!! n the angles so deep!! but his pounding thrusts made you forget all bratty sense. now he was just rubbing it in, groaning n moaning all over your flustered skin

“pretty pussy knows only I make you feel this good,”

“your” thrust “fuckin” thrust “mine” finally he was talking to you again!!

”m’ all yours l-luke! g-gonna mphmm! cum!” your squeals encourage his hips to snap against your soft ass even faster. his balls slapping against you shushing you even more than the fluffy pillows

“goddd I’m cumming inside my girl tonight, you thrust deserve it. this- fuck your dripping— pussys mine too right, ma?”

”y-yes!”

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