#Lucifer tag tbd

[leaving-grapefruitss]

what i think the obey me boys smell like

lucifer: expensive cologne, wine and sleep deprivation

mammon: axe body spray and 4-in-1 (shampoo, body wash, toothpaste and motor oil)

levi: water

satan: old books, old spice

asmo: a bath and body works

beel: a drive thru

belphie: lavender pillow spray, essential oils

diavolo: aftershave, sandalwood

barbatos: chamomile tea, hand sanitiser and ginger

simeon: dove bar soap, that dark blue nivea body cream and fabric softener

solomon: dust

luke: baby powder, johnson’s body wash and granulated sugar

why have i spent time to think of this

[fiirstnephalem]

She's been to the darkness of Hell, endured the most desolate of times, and has been made strong through endurance. Now she walks with the fearlessness of a wolf, the bravery of a lion, and the fierceness of a dragon.

a study in passion, love, trauma & finding oneself. an original character based loosely in the Lucifer fandom but very much with own lore and headcanons. with verses for several fandoms. mun 30 she/her. contains dark themes & some nsfw. minors do not interact.

[infernal-feminae-archived]

infernal-dominion​:

“I know. My apologies for not informing you sooner, but I didn’t exactly want the information to be getting out all across Hell, and I thought keeping it to myself would be the best way to do that. Admittedly, I was wrong, and I’m deeply sorry.” He sighs too, turning after a moment to face her. “And she’s not a lap dog. She was, but…I think I’ve been getting through to her. I don’t know it will be enough, and part of me suspects it won’t, but…She’s different than how she was when she first attacked me. I can feel it.”

“You are forgiven and I do understand your reasoning.” She cannot find it in herself to be mad at him for long.

Eyeing him as he speaks of the Exorcist, she can’t help but feel some doubt that the angel wouldn’t go back to her superiors the first chance she got. “In what ways, might I ask?”

[enden-k]

ayo were finally getting a friend system in whb in march?? also bday system around april, cant wait to get presents from my favs in may jhhfhhdhh

[thefvrious]

@ghostsxagain

[infernal-feminae]

But consider... Carmilla also deserves a smooch from Lucifer!

Lucifer too!?

Well, she won't say no to a smooch...

[infernal-feminae-archived]

She tensed, promptly straightening up. Lucifer only confirmed that the growls of her hunger were audible enough for him to hear.

"I'm fine..." Aurelia insisted, chancing a look at him over her shoulder. "It's...it is nothing I am not used to." She said, carefully dodging his question. Of course, she was hungry. She was able to deal with for most of her life, but now that she what is was like to be full...to taste angelic flesh...It made her starvation that much worse.

"Now, please, go torment someone else, Devil." Aurelia hissed, narrowing her eyes at him.

infernal-dominion​:

“..My my…What a poor soul you are, walking among the cold depths of Earth like this.”

The voice was quiet, but sudden, within the cold, frosty air of the Earth’s deep dark night sky. The moon shone down, thankfully lighting up Aurelia’s surroundings with white, almost heavenly shine, showing off the thickets of spiny brambles, dead, yellowed grass, and leafless trees that surrounded them in the depths of the forest clearing she stood in. His voice was the only indication that he was there. But he was indeed there. Standing there, behind her, his porcelain white skin glimmering in the glow of the moon’s embrace, his golden blonde hair, the two rosy red spots on his cheeks that was said to mark where God Himself had kissed his most beautiful creation in adoration, standing out brilliantly among the darkness that otherwise surrounded them. He wore nothing, letting her see the whole of his skin, bare for her to see.

His eyes glowed a sickly yellow, a heavy unnatural glow, his pupils thin obsidian slits, like the eyes of the serpent who’s skin he wore to commit the most grievous of all treason. And he was smiling softly, a grin full of sharp, deadly looking fangs, staring at her with a gaze that looked all the world like he was eager to see her in such a miserable state. Like a snake, coming across a freshly wounded mouse.

“…Are you alone, dear?”

Aurelia gasped and spun around. Her eyes widened when she gazed upon his visage. The traitor, they had called him. The Lord of All Evil. The Devil. “Y-you are…” Her gaze flickered down, to where it landed upon his……yeah. 

“YOU’RE NAKED!” She screeched, using her robes to cover her eyes and spun around to where her back was facing him again. “I–have you no shame!?” He’s the Devil, of course he has no shame! She scolded herself. That’s exactly what they warned her and the other angels about!

Even with how his features had changed slightly after his Fall, she still found him to be just as beautiful when she first caught a glimpse of him in Heaven all those years ago. 

“I–I have nothing for you. P-please just leave me in p-peace.” She stammered. Just after taking on step forward, her stomach gurgled loudly. Her hand flew to her stomach, and she doubled over slightly, wincing at the all-too familiar sharp pangs of hunger.

[lovinggreeniehours]

5, 10, and 30 from the most likely ask? :] (@snowpuffclovers)

hiiiiii :) hi avil!!!

5. most likely to need me to get them home safely after a night out

hm. uh. a lot of my younger sibling f/os (especially the little BABIES like ash and goh) tbh the first thing i thought of was "bring little siblings home safely :)" i can't think of an f/o im in a relationship with off the top of my head hfshjfsgh though honestly i'd do it for any of them. it makes me feel cool hdsgjjfshkfsgkk

10. most likely to get me into legal trouble

also familial first idea but MAMMON 🤡 he is a Criminal lmao he made me his emergency contact once because lucifer got so mad he left mammon in prison

30. most likely to bring me flowers

ueewweweghheh,,,,,,,,,,,,,my weakness,,,,,,

im Basic but ive imagined this a lot. hmm. uhhhhh lucifer. he buys all those fancy bouquets a lot and he's a gift-giving kind of demon so yeah that one :P ig. the type of flower varies but most of them are variations of roses

but yeah i have a lot of people that would buy me flowers and like. no complaints but no i should stop thinking about this

[fiirstnephalem]

       “  And one day she discovered that she was fierce and strong and full of fire, and that not even she could hold herself back, because her passion burned brighter than her fears.   ”                        – Mark Anthony.

                      independent & selective     mun 25+        penned by satan.

[lcftcult]

@meansman

I forgot to post this here too

[ofcrossrcads]

@blxsscd-x-fxrsakcn said: ❛ i’m sitting right here , there’s no need to holler . ❜ ( from lucifer )

“ your super-hearing isn't my fault --- that's a normal speaking volume. ”

[tricrackweek]

"Life is full of horrors yet we stay silly" - Vash the Stampede 98:23

BREAKING NEWS: TRICRACK WEEK IS A GO!

What: A fandom week for all Trigun things silly and wild and weird. We take crack so seriously here that D.A.R.E. declared us their official enemies.

When: Nov 10 - Nov 16

Where: On the interwebs

Who: Kuro, TriPope of Shitposts (@hashtagcaneven) and Fly, Lucifer's Role Model (@beelzebby666) will be your humble mods

Why: why not?

No, really... why not? This world is a mess and the best way to fight back is with whimsy. Spread love and peace and laughter! And shoot your brother in the leg

General FAQ:

18+ allowed, just tag appropriately

Prompt Suggestion Form closes Aug 15th

Prompts TBD by Sept

Because fandom is for fun!

[beelsfridge]

Goodbye (For Now)

Nightbringer Spoilers Ahead (maybe a little ooc)

Tags:(Angst/TBD)(TimeTravel)(SayingGoodbye)

(I’ll adjust everything in the morning)

(Pt 1/2)

Synopsis:

You knew you weren’t suppose to stay in the past for that long. You knew you didn’t belong there. You had to get back to your time eventually.

And even if the brothers were warming up to you again, you had to say goodbye. The worst part was that they would never know why you really left.

.

.

.

“You can finally go back home MC.” Solomon tells you with a smile as he holds your hands with joy,”Back to your time. You did it.”

“Yeah!” You say with relief,”I can go back, back home where the people I love are waiting for me.” You can’t help but feel your heart flutter at the warmth and comfort of the brothers and everyone else you longed for.

“There’s no time to lose! It’ll happen just as quickly, Just as before-“ Solomon says ready to perform the ritual before you find yourself hesitating.

“Wait-“ You say,”Shouldn’t I say goodbye?” You ask conflicted.

“Say goodbye? MC they can’t know where you’re from. We talked about this already-“ Solomon said,”You need not to worry about these versions of themselves anymore.

“Yeah but…” You say as you look to the House of Lamentation,”But even if they don’t know it’s me yet…this version of myself..I’m still their friend. They deserve to know, that I won’t be coming back ” You tell him.

“Oh MC…”Solomon looks at with with what you feel is pity,”These are not the brothers you know…chances are they probably won’t even care or notice you’re gone..”

You look down at the floor, a saddened expression taken place,”Yeah..you’re probably right..they probably didn’t really even care..”

Solomon sighs deeply as he contemplates your words. After a few moments he squeezes your hand reassuringly,”I think…you should do what you desire… if you believe Lucifer and his brothers deserve sort closure then I suppose I can’t stop you. Just hurry back…for my sake.”

Your eyes light up with joy as you hug Solomon lovingly,”You’re the best!”

“Obviously.” He says patting your back before you break away.

“Alright! I’ll be back real quick alright!” You say as you hurry to the House of Lamentation.

“I’ll be waiting.” Solomon says watching you scurry off.

.

.

.

Normally, at least in this timeline, you wouldn’t really go to the house of lamentation without proper reason and permission.

So you hope Lucifer or someone would at least let you in.

Does the house look a lot bigger or have you just not seen it in a while?

You look back at the door, hesitantly you knock three times. You wait anxiously for any sort of response and when time passed and nobody answered you felt quite defeated.

“I guess…Solomon..was right..” You mumble to yourself a bit disappointedly. Just as you were about to walk away the door cracked open.

You hesitantly reach for it and peek inside.

“H-hello?” You say not wanting to intrude more than you have to.

Nonetheless you step into the house fully. Despite it looking just slightly different, it still felt like home to you.

You take a breath of relief before a voice startles you.

“Ah? - Oh! It’s you, ya weirdo what are you doing here?!” Mammon stares at you confusingly,”Who let ya in?”

“I well- I knocked and the door opened so I wasn’t really sure if I could come in or not or if someone let me in by mistake so I walk in here to see if there was anyone but I didn’t see anyone so I was gonna leave but then -“You begin to ramble before Mammon cuts you off.

“Oi, quit ya yappin. I don’t care.” Mammon tells you.

“Right.” You say,”Sorry.”

“You’re so weird.” Mammon says shaking his head disapprovingly,”But I guess you’re here for a reason eh? What can the great Mammon do for you? Ya need to see Luci or sum?”

“Well yeah- but also I came to see you! Also everyone else.” You tell him.

“M-me?!” Mammon says with utter confusion. It seems he decided to skip over the part you said everyone else as well.

“Yeah, there was something I needed to tell you-“ You tell him.

“T-tell me ? “ Mammons head begins to swirl,”Me? Why me?

“Well Mammon, it’s just that I’ve came ti say go-“You tell him before getting caught off by another voice.

“MAMMON!” Leviathan screams out as he approaches,”Where’s my damn money!”

“Jeez Levi, could you be any louder?!” Mammon scolds,”I’m in the middle of something here!”

“I don’t care - gimme my money!” Levi says before realizing it’s you.

“Huh?? MC?! You’re here?!” Levi seems surprised by your visit,.

“Oh! Levi! This is great- I needed to tell you both that-“ You say before yet another voice cuts you off.

“Ah~ what’s with all the yelling~ you’re all bound to get wrinkles like that- oh- MC?” Asmo says coming into view as he looks at you curiously,” What are you doing here?”

“Ah you’re here! Perfect ! - I came to -“ You say before Mammon cuts you off.

“Cant y’all see MC is trying to have a proper conversation with ME? Butt out.” Mammon says

“Mammon, you’re so full of yourself.” Levi says bitterly.

“Ay! Watch what you say!” Mammon says.

“Ugh you guys, MC is trying to say something. “ Asmo says

“Right..thanks Asmo..I was going to say that-“

“Can you all kindly shut the hell up?” Satan says marching into the room,”You’re all irritating me! I can hear shouting from halfway across the house.”

“Everything was fine until Levi and Asmo came in tryna be nosey!” Mammon tells Satan.

“I don’t care! Just shut up already-“Satan says before looking at you and his anger briefly replaced by confusion,”It’s you?”

Before you can say anything another voice pops in “Oh would you look at that Beel. I told you they were arguing. “ Belphie says yawning tiredly,”Could recognize Mammons annoying voice far that much of a distance.”

“Hey!”

Beel Hums in agreement as his stomach growls,”Mm yeah, it sure does seem that way. I suppose since MC is here that’s why they’re arguing.”

“Oh- you’re right. I didn’t even see MC til you said it.” Belphie says with a chuckle,”What brings you here? Normally Lucifer would’ve thrown a huge fuss anytime someone came over about being on our best behavior. So I assume he doesn’t know you’re here.”

“R-right-“ You say as they all look at you curiously. Suddenly it feels a little harder to say what you have to.

“I don’t see why the rest of ya need to be here. MC said she wanted to speak to me and-“Mammon starts off but gets cut off

“She did not say that you liar!” Levi says,”She clearly said me.”

“That’s not what I heard!” Asmo says as they all start arguing once more.

“I’m hungry.” Beel says.

“Is that really the only thing you’re concerned about right now?” Belphie asks.

Why does feel…so familiar to you?…it almost ..feels like when-

“So why are you here MC?” Satan asks (demands) gathering the attention of the others and knocking you out of your thoughts.

“Oh that’s…..right…” You says.

“Well spit it out, we don’t got all day now.” Mammon says growing increasingly impatient.

You look at all of them as they stare at you with such a familiar twinkle in their eyes. One that you thought you’d never really see again.

“I’ve…”You say bowing your head down,”I’ve come to say goodbye.”

It’s grows eerily quiet.

“Uh…okay?” Mammon says shrugging his shoulders,”You going on vacation or sum?”

You shake your head,”No, I’m leaving Mammon.”

“For how long?” Mammon asks again not quite grasping your words.

“I ..well-“ You say unsure of what to tell them as you twiddle your fingers together.

“Like a couple months or ?” Mammon waits for your answer.

You could feel everyone’s stare bore into your skin as they await your answer.

You hear Satan sigh,

“They mean forever Mammon. It means they’re never coming back.”

[lcftcult]

@clown-demon