#Lucifer Alfred alfer

[aphcoolalters]

Were already somewhat aware of how Labby acts towards Alfred, but how does he interact and/or act around other alters? Is there any he's acquainted with? Some he just straight up hates?

P: Okay, okay, you win, we'll tell you about the son of a bitch, I'll go first

P: Labby and I have been friends from the beginning, we even teamed up to play a little prank on Alfred, unfortunately, Alfred returned to the playhouse and Labby, like the big idiot that he is, stayed with him

I like to see what he does with Alfred, it's like watching a show within another show haha ​​gays, Anyway, now it's Alfem's turn

A: WAIT WHAT?! I told you I didn't want to talk about him!

P: I don't care princess, just do it

A: Ah... fine

A: When he saw that I was angry with him, he started acting cuter to me than usual, he even gave me a gift, but I don't think a real heart covered in blood is a gift you would give to your girlfriend, anyway he and I We are no longer boyfriends, I cannot love someone who abandoned me

P: damn why are you so dramatic?

A: I'm not dramatic, I'm just telling the truth.

D: well bitch, more for me

P: ooh dominatrix! Come, tell us what you think of Labby

D: Fuck, Labby is so hot, but for some reason he doesn't want to have me around, I mean, I'm a horny whore who wants to be with him, why is he leaving? I don't understand why he wants to keep trying to make Alfem love him again when he has ME in his clutches

P: stupid bitch... Hey, and where is Chist? I'd love to hear what that moron has to say

C: here I am, I'm everywhere, you know

P: uuuhg, Yes Christ, I know, you say it more than 20 times a day-

C: SHUT THE FUCK UP!

okay that's better

I don't know Labby very well but I think he and Alfred have a great relationship, it's obvious that they love each other a lot, if they got married I would definitely be the-

L: Step aside! I WANT TO TELL SOMETHING

L: I only interacted with Labby once in my life, a while ago I thought it would be a good idea to go out while Labby and Alfred were… AHAM! doing THAT

I thought Labby probably wouldn't notice, but he did and I looked like an idiot when he did it

P: lucifer literally no one asked you

S.Alf: Yes, and not only that day did you look stupid, actually you look stupid every day

Alf.P: you make me sick dude…

L: ALRIGHT! If you think you're so smart, try it yourself

S. Alf: I honestly never had the courage to talk to him

Alf. P: Me neither, he just spends his time sitting on the couch and watching TV

S. Alf: He doesn't seem threatening, just weird, I don't understand why he's still here, he has no affection for Alfred and it bothers me how toxic he is

P: faggots, he's just a fat guy addicted to weed, he's not going to bite you or something like that

L: the egocentric is right

P: Lucifer My God, just close your fucking mouth

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Draw pickles pregnant and lucifer is the father

No what the fuck

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[postal-redux]

school doodles :p

[hawg-dawg]

Chat am I cooked

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ALFRED ALFER FICTIONKIN FLAG

Free to use flag with credit of course

I got the Alfred head from the SWF files.

People who relate to or believe they were Alfred Alfer in another alternate reality but do not relate to Dictator Pickles or Lucifer.

I do not support Emily Youcis, by the way.

[softieyollowithefox]

Lucifer!! || drawing || (The Alfred Alfer Movie)

yeah l really love alfred's playhouse and the alfred Alfer movie :3

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PLEASE PLEASE!! (the anon that asked pickles pregnant) also give him man titties please bro ILL GIVE U UR PAYCHECK

Fuck

Kay fine

Wheres my money at YOU STUPIF BITCH!!??

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[aphcoolalters]

dos preguntas para lucifer y dominatrix: quien gana entre los dos en una pelea a muerte con cucharas de plastico? y q opinan del otro?

L: de verdad lo preguntas? JA! todos saben que obviamente yo ganaría. Dominatrix puede ser una mandona, pero con una cuchara de plástico… Vamos, ¿a quién quiere impresionar?

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L: Are you really asking that? HA! everyone knows that obviously I would win. Dominatrix may be bossy, but with a plastic spoon… Come on, who does she want to impress?

D: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

L: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

L: ¿Qué opino de Dominatrix? Pfff, fácil. Es una perra amargada con complejo de superioridad. Se cree mejor que todos, pero solo es buena para dar órdenes y joder la paciencia. Ah, y ni siquiera sabe cuándo quedarse callada, solo habla y habla y habla y habla y habla y habla y habla y habla y habla ya habla y habla...........

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L: What do I think of Dominatrix? Pfff, easy. She's a bitch with a superiority complex. She thinks she's better than everyone, but she's only good at giving orders and messing with patience. Oh, and she doesn't even know when to be quiet, she just talks and talks and talks and talks and talks and talks and talks and talks and talks and talks and talks……........

D: ¡Te odio, Lucifer! Eres un puto imbécil que no sirve para nada más que decir estupideces y reírte como un maldito payaso. Te juro que cada vez que abres el osico me dan ganas de darte un puñetazo tan fuerte como para mandarte volando ¡Eres la razón por la que la palabra 'inútil' existe!"

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D: I hate you, Lucifer! You're a fucking idiot, you're only good for saying stupid things and laughing like a fucking clown. I swear, every time you open your mouth it makes me want to punch you hard enough to send you flying. You're the reason the word 'useless' exists!

[aphcoolalters]

What are Alfred Christ's ten commandments,?

C: my child, You don't know how long I've waited for someone to ask me that

You shall love Alfred above all things. Especially above yourself: Because Alfred is the most important thing in your miserable life

You shall not commit dirty deeds… without inviting Alfred: because Alfred deserves it

You shall not have impure thoughts unless they have to do with Alfred: Since, honestly, who else deserves those thoughts?

You shall not look at Alfred Christ without absolute admiration: If you look at me without exploding with amazement, you're not doing it right

You shall not talk to strangers unless it's to tell them how wonderful Alfred is:

Spread the word my child, The world needs to know

You shall not use low quality gifs to represent Alfred: Only the best, Because Alfred deserves HD or nothing

You shall clean your hands before touching any image of Alfred: My images are sacred, The least you can do is not stain them with your greasy fingers

You shall not eat snacks in front of Alfred without offering him a portion: If you don't share your fries, you are not worthy

You shall not take selfies in poses higher than Alfred's: If you try to look more fabulous than me in a photo, I'll notice, And I won't forget it

You shall not try to understand Alfred, because his brilliance is beyond your comprehension: If you try to understand me, you have already failed

C: well, that's all! If you want to be a faithful follower, you will obey these simple orders Oh! and I even made a little drawing of how those who refuse to obey end up (I got my eye on Pickles and Lucifer)

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I MADE ALL OF THE DRAWINGS BTW

SCHOOLGIRL FEMDROID AND LUCIFAN / LUCIFER FANDROID

TW: SELF HARM

(THIS IS VERY OLD. I DONT DO THE S/H THING ANYMORE, THE ONLY REASON I DID THIS ART IS BECAUSE I WAS S/A'D BY MY DAD.)

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alfred 3h PLZ!!!!! thankyuo baby… THATS A JOKE IM SO SRRY

OFC POOKIE BEAR 😍😍😍😍😍 (ITS ALR!!!)

PLUS MY ALFRED DOODLES!!!! (I'm gonna be sad if nobody asks for dictator pickles, lucifer, alfie, creator alfred, labby and more alfred alfer characters:( )

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it happened

Sweet baby Jesus it happened

Draw pickles pregnant and lucifer is the father

No what the fuck