#Love Guaranteed

[haveyouseenthisromcom]

[movies-to-add-to-your-tbw]

Title: Love, Guaranteed

Rating: PG

Director: Mark Steven Johnson

Cast: Rachael Leigh Cook, Damon Wayans Jr, Heather Graham, Caitlin Howden, Brendan Taylor, Sebastian Billingsley-Rodriguez, Sean Amsing, Lisa Durupt, Alvin Sanders, Jed Rees, Kandyse McClure, Keisha Haines, Natalie von Rotsburg, Dee Jay Jackson

Release year: 2020

Genres: romance, comedy

Blurb: A lawyer takes on a new client that wants to sue a dating website because it guarantees love.

[emotional-moss]

idk y’all should treat fat men better. and i don’t mean mildly chubby guys i mean honest-to-god love-handles-and-double-chins fat guys. stop calling them shit like discord mods or gross weebs or nasty creeps or neckbeards or that they’re stinky or sweaty or beer bellied or whatever else. fatphobia isn’t cute, even repackaged in a neat little box of “ew men”

[tarabyte3]

Hey fanfiction writers: If no one's ever told you this before, it's not just fanfiction.

It's something you spent hours, days, maybe even months on, pouring your heart out onto a page because you were so full of passion and thoughts about a story or characters, you felt like you were going to explode if you didn't get it out. Maybe you lost sleep because your mind was racing with ideas or you forgot to eat or drink water because you were so focused. Maybe your back aches from being hunched over for so long, unmoving. Maybe you even felt like you were going a little feral because you were so excited about what you were creating, or were frustrated when you got stuck. Either way, you put your heart, mind, soul, and body into making something.

It's okay to want people to read it, and it's okay if you're disappointed that they don't or it doesn't get as much of a reaction as you were hoping for. Humans are social creatures. Sure, we write for ourselves, but we also share because the joy of doing so is just as powerful as the joy of the process. Of having created something.

We all experience that joy and that disappointment, and don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

So it's okay. It's not just fanfiction.

[lotus-pear]

it doesn't matter how babygirl ur fav man is, he will ALWAYS be ten times sexier as a woman

[dailyeohkakyoin]

the crusaders do have a healer.

they don't like to talk about it.

[vypridae]

more dca who au scribbles (au by @magicicephoenix)

the second one is based on this post

[efverse]

random elderly married lopunny and gardevoir couple in efverse...

[luminique]

lighter is a loser. idc i said what i said. behind all the cool nicknames and stylish glasses is someone who looks at you with so much love in his eyes.

it’s unfair that he is a fire attribute because he always ends up lighting a little bit of his clothes or hair on fire when he gets flustered by you. something about seeing you smile, excitedly laughing to him about your day, has him pushing his sunglasses up a little more and staring off to the side. the rest of the sons of calydon can CLEARLY see right through him though. they knew the ominous undefeated champion had a soft spot but seeing him loosen his red scarf and clear his throat was when they knew he was head over heels for you.

he doesn’t have the best memory but even he’d remember small details about you. what drink you’d prefer, which sunglasses he wore had you blushing like crazy. his love for you is quiet on the outside but deep down, it’s a blazing fire that cannot be contained.

[nygmatic-fanatic]

Sleepy guys

I haven’t known what to draw of them recently, but I’m open to suggestions :3

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

[helloliriels]

A FTH gift for @thegildedbee by helloliriels

'London really does look different from up here.'

36 Views of London

A patchwork image of John & Sherlock’s London, as seen through their eyes. This is Plot Without Plot (which I'm told is 'the good stuff') 😎😋📸. Meant to be taken in bite-size chunks, as such, I will be releasing one daily. It is a fully finished fic. I hope you enjoy!

@johnlocky @totallysilvergirl @friday411 @ghostofnuggetspast @chinike @rhasima @inevitably-johnlocked @sarahthecoat @7-percent @a-victorian-girl @lololollywrites @lisbeth-kk @kettykika78 @khorazir @calaisreno @therealsaintscully @arwamachine @discordantwords @safedistancefrombeingsmart @theofficialinternetloner @chriscalledmesweetie @raina-at @blogstandbygo @solarmama-plantsareneat @john-smiths-jawline @221beloved @meandhisjohn @gaylilsherlock @meetinginsamarra @loki-lock @peanitbear @sgam76 @janetm74 @shiplocks-of-love @naefelldaurk @ninasnakie @whatnext2020 @strawberrywinter4 @dragonnan @thetimemoves @jbaillier @catlock-holmes @anyway-kindness @londonlock @topsyturvy-turtely @smalltimenerd @justanobsessedpan @aquilea-of-the-lonely-mountain @hasenkind687

[the-crooked-library]

i think the primary reason why K/S has such overwhelming appeal is and always shall be that it is, at its core, a soulmate bond that has to be forged. the only way a t'hy'la bond can manifest is through shared toil, hardships, and undying devotion; it must be given effort and put together piece by piece - but at the same time, by the nature of its creation, it alters all realities on a cosmic level, to the point that Kirk and Spock must meet in every universe.

t'hy'la is not spontaneous. it is not a soulmate mark, it doesn't spring to life at first sight or first touch or first word. it is destined - because it is chosen, time and time again. you cannot have one without the other

[aq2003]

has anyone gotten the idea that odysseus' storyline in hades 2 is a depiction/exploration of trauma over his SA and how he's blaming himself for things that were out of his control? because that's the impression i'm getting from what i've seen. he talks about "goddesses" as his "greatest weakness" and that "he's not one to say no to them"...

when mel invites him to the bath, he brings up mortals having different standards for intimacy than gods and how it usually has a more romantic/sexual connotation. she then asks if he's uncomfortable and he has a startled reaction and brings up circe and calypso again (but never actually by name)

(this isn't ship/romance bait btw. odysseus knew mel as a kid and they're stated in-game to have a sibling/uncle-niece relationship)

also he grew apart from penelope after his return, but the game makes a point of showing that his love for penelope and telemachus is what drove him on at all so that element of his character isn't brought into question

[obsob]

also hi makes me insane the amount of "i miss being a kid 😩😩" statements there r out there . a) ur not a kid anymore and you cant go back . ur an adult and there is plenty of joy to find in that so get a grip b) u can do like . a lot of kid stuff still right now . buy kids toys. watch cartoons sitting on the floor w a colouring book . do silly crafts. literally no one is stopping you. "i miss playing with my polly pockets🥺🥺" girl go buy some smyths toys is open right now . the world is ur oyster

[lotus-pear]

soukoku shippers name ONE (1) song that ISNT partners in crime by set it off that accurately characterizes their dynamic challenge‼️‼️‼️ (IMPOSSIBLE)