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ROM-COM MOVIE MARATHON 2025
WEEK THREE
#Rom-Com Movie Marathon#Rom-Com#Leap Year#The Wedding Date#You've Got Mail#When in Rome#Definitely Maybe#Maid in Manhattan#The Wedding Planner#Notting Hill#Love Guaranteed
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Title: Love, Guaranteed
Rating: PG
Director: Mark Steven Johnson
Cast: Rachael Leigh Cook, Damon Wayans Jr, Heather Graham, Caitlin Howden, Brendan Taylor, Sebastian Billingsley-Rodriguez, Sean Amsing, Lisa Durupt, Alvin Sanders, Jed Rees, Kandyse McClure, Keisha Haines, Natalie von Rotsburg, Dee Jay Jackson
Release year: 2020
Genres: romance, comedy
Blurb: A lawyer takes on a new client that wants to sue a dating website because it guarantees love.
#love guaranteed#pg#mark steven johnson#rachael leigh cook#damon wayans jr#heather graham#caitlin howden#brendan taylor#2020#romance#comedy
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idk y’all should treat fat men better. and i don’t mean mildly chubby guys i mean honest-to-god love-handles-and-double-chins fat guys. stop calling them shit like discord mods or gross weebs or nasty creeps or neckbeards or that they’re stinky or sweaty or beer bellied or whatever else. fatphobia isn’t cute, even repackaged in a neat little box of “ew men”
#and this isn’t some like “IF A CUTE GUY HARASSES A GIRL SHED LOVE IT BUT WHEN A FAT GUY DOES IT SHED HATE IT”#I guarantee she’d hate it nontheless#just saying that the way some of y’all treat fat guys is seriously disgusting#and a lot of em end up falling down the incel and rightwing pipelines because of it#fatphobia#antimasculism#fatphobes#male fatphobia#transandrophobia#anti transmasculinity#emo moss talks
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2025 is the year of the DRAGON SLIPPERS
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#kutsurogi my room#eyestrain#(just a little) (that purple is a beast)#happy new year everybody!#still catching up but i needed to bust in to be extremely validated about some anime slippers#I KNEW IT i knew he'd have some doofy footwear!!!!#they're even actually dragon slippers!#i just got the wrong end of the dragon. whoops.#god. i love this idiot so much.#lilia really does have the best character development huh#lilia 600 years ago: i exist only to defend my kingdom against humanity. (eats a frog without breaking eye contact)#lilia today: wah i stubbed my toe :( i can't find my eyelash curler :( the sun is too bright :(#(this is not a complaint i genuinely love this silly grampa)#most relatable groovy ever tbh#sigh. i gotta have a serious think about my keys now.#i didn't get ANY of the new cards (not even the srs...)#i did get bloom lilia(!!!) from the mission pulls so that kinda made up for it but now i'm like#weighing the odds that birthday malleus is going to be in sweatpants...#i just feel deep in my bones that this upcoming mal card is going to be the funniest yet#(and this is saying something considering his og card literally is wearing a little frilly sash that says 'birthday boy')#honestly though no matter what malleus wears it's going to be incredible#this man has such an intrinsic vibe of dark hooded cloakiness that whenever he wears anything else it's guaranteed hilarity#sometimes i like to think about how he just wanders around campus in his little blazer and tie and it's the best
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morning pt 1 | pt 2
my kofi :)
#arcane#jayvik#jayce talis#viktor#jayvik fanart#arcane fanart#fanart#nhyhu.art#as sabell said “viktor looking at him with the most lovey dovey expression compared to jayce just slobbering on the pillow”#guarantee anyone who isn't viktor would be ew but no viktor is too in love
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FNAF sticker club stickers for January!!
#myart#chloesimagination#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#fnaf fanart#foxy the pirate#bonnie the bunny#chica the chicken#freddy fazbear#michael afton#fnaf 1#carl the cupcake#new year new stickers!!#Patreon has been fun!!#FIRST sticker sheet with animtronics on it too!!#I truly love how they all came out#perfectly shaped boys#just join the patreon anytime this month and you’ll get these guaranteed!!#if yall got any questions feel free to ask!!
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Hey fanfiction writers: If no one's ever told you this before, it's not just fanfiction.
It's something you spent hours, days, maybe even months on, pouring your heart out onto a page because you were so full of passion and thoughts about a story or characters, you felt like you were going to explode if you didn't get it out. Maybe you lost sleep because your mind was racing with ideas or you forgot to eat or drink water because you were so focused. Maybe your back aches from being hunched over for so long, unmoving. Maybe you even felt like you were going a little feral because you were so excited about what you were creating, or were frustrated when you got stuck. Either way, you put your heart, mind, soul, and body into making something.
It's okay to want people to read it, and it's okay if you're disappointed that they don't or it doesn't get as much of a reaction as you were hoping for. Humans are social creatures. Sure, we write for ourselves, but we also share because the joy of doing so is just as powerful as the joy of the process. Of having created something.
We all experience that joy and that disappointment, and don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
So it's okay. It's not just fanfiction.
#writing#fic writing#fanfiction#fanfic#writlbr#just had to get this out there#fanfiction has brought me so much joy for ~25 years now#big thank you to everyone that feels sad about their stuff and still writes anyway#i love you and i appreciate you#and i guarantee i'm not the only one
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lighter is a loser. idc i said what i said. behind all the cool nicknames and stylish glasses is someone who looks at you with so much love in his eyes.
it’s unfair that he is a fire attribute because he always ends up lighting a little bit of his clothes or hair on fire when he gets flustered by you. something about seeing you smile, excitedly laughing to him about your day, has him pushing his sunglasses up a little more and staring off to the side. the rest of the sons of calydon can CLEARLY see right through him though. they knew the ominous undefeated champion had a soft spot but seeing him loosen his red scarf and clear his throat was when they knew he was head over heels for you.
he doesn’t have the best memory but even he’d remember small details about you. what drink you’d prefer, which sunglasses he wore had you blushing like crazy. his love for you is quiet on the outside but deep down, it’s a blazing fire that cannot be contained.
#luminotes ˚✧₊⁎☆#lighter zzz#zenless zone zero#zzz#lighter lorenz#lighter zenless zone zero#lighter x you#lighter x reader#lighter x gn reader#can yall um…. tell i have a type#I KNEW I LOVED LIGHTER BEFORE HE WAS DRIP MARKETED#AUGHSGSKHD I WANTED HIM AND THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A WHILE BEFORE HE WAS RELEASED#BUT NO THEY RELEASE HIM SO QUICK ???#sorry lycaon and seth….. lighter was always in my heart before it all#and like his leaks ??? IM SOLD !! i was already saving my guaranteed for him hehe#his story quest art thing augh….. need him so badly#ALSO HES A BIT LIKE WRIO#I WILL LOVE YOU IN EVERY UNIVERSE WRIOTHESLEY#i love lighter I CANT WAIT FOR HIMMMMM#also sorry if this is some mischaracterization#we literally have nothing about him so ermmm this is the best i can do#sorry yall love u saurrr muchh <33
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it doesn't matter how babygirl ur fav man is, he will ALWAYS be ten times sexier as a woman
#PLEASE be respectful in the tags for the love of god#drawing the fav is sm fun when they're genderbent like wow now i can be attracted to ANOTHER version of you😍#im so glad all of nakahara chuuya's fans are lesbians this guarantees my post will reach its target audience#i felt very straight drawing this btw. my nose was NOT bleeding. i did NOT constantly hear a ringing noise.#bsd would infinitely be better if the entire cast was made up of women#bungou stray dogs#bungo stray dogs#bsd#nakahara chuuya#chuuya nakahara#fem chuuya#also no hat im sry i cant draw hats💔#maybe in another post#lotus draws
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leftists genuinely need to start confronting the fact that if they’re unwilling to associate with anyone who has “connections” to israel or israelis then they’re never going to know a single jew
#jumblr#judaism#leftist antisemitism#antizionism#jewish#and don't try to pick a token jew in your life that you think has properly cleansed themselves of any ties to israel#so you can now parade them around as an example and absolve yourself#because i guarantee that they are intentionally not being fully transparent with you#because they know how you'll react. they know deep down that no matter how antizionist they are they will always be A Jew#anyway almost half of the world's jewish population lives in israel#do i love that globally jews are becoming less and less diasporic?#and condensing so much in one place typically by force/necessity? no! it terrifies me! that cannot bode well for us!#but that is the current reality. and it means that much of the world's jewish culture is centered in & around israel#so any jews who are connected to jewish culture & community will therefore automatically be connected to....yeah. israel.#sorry that that is so deeply inconvenient to leftists but it's past time to wake the fuck up and engage with reality#because you're never going to get anywhere without jews#text#suchbeloved
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Something Old, Something New.
[First] Prev <–-> Next
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#wei wuxian#a-yuan#Hey now! It's been a long while since we've seen that hair style!#Something old - in the way you see a little glimpse of a boy that died a long time ago#Something new in a man who has a new direction and purpose. Somehow it is still you. But you can't ever be that *you* again.#I think grief comes from a mourning of futures we lost. We associate it with love-#-but what else do we mourn if not the future we had with them? So too do we feel grief over the future our past self once hoped for.#I love the radish extra because it is so sweet and so full of small sorrows.#WWX is as playful as always with A-Yuan but there is a constant presence of how he no longer sees a future for himself.#Be it in the way he talks about the impossibility of him having children.#Or in the way he creates this silly and artificial game of helping A-yuan grow-up faster.#It's always about the moment to moment with him. Tomorrow isn't guaranteed.#His major hubris moment has yet to come but I would strongly argue that the seeds of doubt were already gestating.#It might be a bit of a 'ship tease' moment when WWX comments that his idea kid would be more like LWJ than himself -#But I consider it to be a true (if unconscious) sentiment that he sees himself as having gone down the wrong path.#It's not a 'I want LWJ to have my kids' moment. It's an 'if I were to have kid - I'd want them to never know what I went through.'#WWX is the parent that breaks the cycle. He walked for 10km through the corpse piles everyday and by god he's driving you to school.#LWJ is also a cycle breaker parent but in the opposite direction. He packs chocolate chip cookies and extra snacks in your bag.
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I wanna squish Devil Mal’s toe beans, would I die?

And we never saw both of them again 😔
#Twst#croissant de lune#oh he is willing to let you try but I cannot guarantee a safe outcome afterwards#depends on his mood#not only has he beans but also soft fur isnt he lovely
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the crusaders do have a healer.
they don't like to talk about it.
#jjba#kakyoin noriaki#kujo jotaro#joseph joestar#muhammad avdol#daily#((bet you thought i abandoned this blog. well jokes on YOU. i havent stopped thinking about it ONCE since i started it.))#((the guilt is killing me. but not really. anyway this is 100% canon to my blog's continuity and you may quote me on that.))#((i cannot guarantee regular updates going forward but i am at the very least trying to get back on track!))#((regardless! hope you enjoy this silly joke. i spent a long time on it and i definitely had more to say about it but i forgot.))#((peace and love💚))
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more dca who au scribbles (au by @magicicephoenix)
the second one is based on this post
#enjoy more stupid scribbles i love this au so much actually#ILL DRAW SUN WHEN I LEARN ABOUT THE MASTER I PROMISE I GUARANTEE#ILL DRAW MORE STUFF WHEN I GET TO THAT POINT#BUT IM HAVING SO MUCH FUN WITH THIS OAUGH#xandraws#dca who au#fnaf#fnaf sb#fnaf security breach#security breach#fnaf dca#dca fnaf#moon fnaf#fnaf moon#dca moon#moon dca#dca y/n#dca fandom#dca au#do i tag doctor who#nah i wont
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random elderly married lopunny and gardevoir couple in efverse...
#pokemon#gardevoir#lopunny#my art#as much as i would love to say “what if these were the only lopunny and gardevoir we met in the story lol” i cant guarantee it so...#even as fun as i think it would be for that to be the case....#unrelated
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