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Title: Love, Guaranteed
Rating: PG
Director: Mark Steven Johnson
Cast: Rachael Leigh Cook, Damon Wayans Jr, Heather Graham, Caitlin Howden, Brendan Taylor, Sebastian Billingsley-Rodriguez, Sean Amsing, Lisa Durupt, Alvin Sanders, Jed Rees, Kandyse McClure, Keisha Haines, Natalie von Rotsburg, Dee Jay Jackson
Release year: 2020
Genres: romance, comedy
Blurb: A lawyer takes on a new client that wants to sue a dating website because it guarantees love.
#love guaranteed#pg#mark steven johnson#rachael leigh cook#damon wayans jr#heather graham#caitlin howden#brendan taylor#2020#romance#comedy
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idk y’all should treat fat men better. and i don’t mean mildly chubby guys i mean honest-to-god love-handles-and-double-chins fat guys. stop calling them shit like discord mods or gross weebs or nasty creeps or neckbeards or that they’re stinky or sweaty or beer bellied or whatever else. fatphobia isn’t cute, even repackaged in a neat little box of “ew men”
#and this isn’t some like “IF A CUTE GUY HARASSES A GIRL SHED LOVE IT BUT WHEN A FAT GUY DOES IT SHED HATE IT”#I guarantee she’d hate it nontheless#just saying that the way some of y’all treat fat guys is seriously disgusting#and a lot of em end up falling down the incel and rightwing pipelines because of it#fatphobia#antimasculism#fatphobes#male fatphobia#transandrophobia#anti transmasculinity#emo moss talks
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2025 is the year of the DRAGON SLIPPERS
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#kutsurogi my room#eyestrain#(just a little) (that purple is a beast)#happy new year everybody!#still catching up but i needed to bust in to be extremely validated about some anime slippers#I KNEW IT i knew he'd have some doofy footwear!!!!#they're even actually dragon slippers!#i just got the wrong end of the dragon. whoops.#god. i love this idiot so much.#lilia really does have the best character development huh#lilia 600 years ago: i exist only to defend my kingdom against humanity. (eats a frog without breaking eye contact)#lilia today: wah i stubbed my toe :( i can't find my eyelash curler :( the sun is too bright :(#(this is not a complaint i genuinely love this silly grampa)#most relatable groovy ever tbh#sigh. i gotta have a serious think about my keys now.#i didn't get ANY of the new cards (not even the srs...)#i did get bloom lilia(!!!) from the mission pulls so that kinda made up for it but now i'm like#weighing the odds that birthday malleus is going to be in sweatpants...#i just feel deep in my bones that this upcoming mal card is going to be the funniest yet#(and this is saying something considering his og card literally is wearing a little frilly sash that says 'birthday boy')#honestly though no matter what malleus wears it's going to be incredible#this man has such an intrinsic vibe of dark hooded cloakiness that whenever he wears anything else it's guaranteed hilarity#sometimes i like to think about how he just wanders around campus in his little blazer and tie and it's the best
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morning pt 1 | pt 2
#arcane#jayvik#jayce talis#viktor#jayvik fanart#arcane fanart#fanart#nhyhu.art#as sabell said “viktor looking at him with the most lovey dovey expression compared to jayce just slobbering on the pillow”#guarantee anyone who isn't viktor would be ew but no viktor is too in love
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Hey fanfiction writers: If no one's ever told you this before, it's not just fanfiction.
It's something you spent hours, days, maybe even months on, pouring your heart out onto a page because you were so full of passion and thoughts about a story or characters, you felt like you were going to explode if you didn't get it out. Maybe you lost sleep because your mind was racing with ideas or you forgot to eat or drink water because you were so focused. Maybe your back aches from being hunched over for so long, unmoving. Maybe you even felt like you were going a little feral because you were so excited about what you were creating, or were frustrated when you got stuck. Either way, you put your heart, mind, soul, and body into making something.
It's okay to want people to read it, and it's okay if you're disappointed that they don't or it doesn't get as much of a reaction as you were hoping for. Humans are social creatures. Sure, we write for ourselves, but we also share because the joy of doing so is just as powerful as the joy of the process. Of having created something.
We all experience that joy and that disappointment, and don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
So it's okay. It's not just fanfiction.
#writing#fic writing#fanfiction#fanfic#writlbr#just had to get this out there#fanfiction has brought me so much joy for ~25 years now#big thank you to everyone that feels sad about their stuff and still writes anyway#i love you and i appreciate you#and i guarantee i'm not the only one
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lighter is a loser. idc i said what i said. behind all the cool nicknames and stylish glasses is someone who looks at you with so much love in his eyes.
it’s unfair that he is a fire attribute because he always ends up lighting a little bit of his clothes or hair on fire when he gets flustered by you. something about seeing you smile, excitedly laughing to him about your day, has him pushing his sunglasses up a little more and staring off to the side. the rest of the sons of calydon can CLEARLY see right through him though. they knew the ominous undefeated champion had a soft spot but seeing him loosen his red scarf and clear his throat was when they knew he was head over heels for you.
he doesn’t have the best memory but even he’d remember small details about you. what drink you’d prefer, which sunglasses he wore had you blushing like crazy. his love for you is quiet on the outside but deep down, it’s a blazing fire that cannot be contained.
#luminotes ˚✧₊⁎☆#lighter zzz#zenless zone zero#zzz#lighter lorenz#lighter zenless zone zero#lighter x you#lighter x reader#lighter x gn reader#can yall um…. tell i have a type#I KNEW I LOVED LIGHTER BEFORE HE WAS DRIP MARKETED#AUGHSGSKHD I WANTED HIM AND THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A WHILE BEFORE HE WAS RELEASED#BUT NO THEY RELEASE HIM SO QUICK ???#sorry lycaon and seth….. lighter was always in my heart before it all#and like his leaks ??? IM SOLD !! i was already saving my guaranteed for him hehe#his story quest art thing augh….. need him so badly#ALSO HES A BIT LIKE WRIO#I WILL LOVE YOU IN EVERY UNIVERSE WRIOTHESLEY#i love lighter I CANT WAIT FOR HIMMMMM#also sorry if this is some mischaracterization#we literally have nothing about him so ermmm this is the best i can do#sorry yall love u saurrr muchh <33
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it doesn't matter how babygirl ur fav man is, he will ALWAYS be ten times sexier as a woman
#PLEASE be respectful in the tags for the love of god#drawing the fav is sm fun when they're genderbent like wow now i can be attracted to ANOTHER version of you😍#im so glad all of nakahara chuuya's fans are lesbians this guarantees my post will reach its target audience#i felt very straight drawing this btw. my nose was NOT bleeding. i did NOT constantly hear a ringing noise.#bsd would infinitely be better if the entire cast was made up of women#bungou stray dogs#bungo stray dogs#bsd#nakahara chuuya#chuuya nakahara#fem chuuya#also no hat im sry i cant draw hats💔#maybe in another post#lotus draws
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the crusaders do have a healer.
they don't like to talk about it.
#jjba#kakyoin noriaki#kujo jotaro#joseph joestar#muhammad avdol#daily#((bet you thought i abandoned this blog. well jokes on YOU. i havent stopped thinking about it ONCE since i started it.))#((the guilt is killing me. but not really. anyway this is 100% canon to my blog's continuity and you may quote me on that.))#((i cannot guarantee regular updates going forward but i am at the very least trying to get back on track!))#((regardless! hope you enjoy this silly joke. i spent a long time on it and i definitely had more to say about it but i forgot.))#((peace and love💚))
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FNAF sticker club stickers for January!!
#myart#chloesimagination#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#fnaf fanart#foxy the pirate#bonnie the bunny#chica the chicken#freddy fazbear#michael afton#fnaf 1#carl the cupcake#new year new stickers!!#Patreon has been fun!!#FIRST sticker sheet with animtronics on it too!!#I truly love how they all came out#perfectly shaped boys#just join the patreon anytime this month and you’ll get these guaranteed!!#if yall got any questions feel free to ask!!
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more dca who au scribbles (au by @magicicephoenix)
the second one is based on this post
#enjoy more stupid scribbles i love this au so much actually#ILL DRAW SUN WHEN I LEARN ABOUT THE MASTER I PROMISE I GUARANTEE#ILL DRAW MORE STUFF WHEN I GET TO THAT POINT#BUT IM HAVING SO MUCH FUN WITH THIS OAUGH#xandraws#dca who au#fnaf#fnaf sb#fnaf security breach#security breach#fnaf dca#dca fnaf#moon fnaf#fnaf moon#dca moon#moon dca#dca y/n#dca fandom#dca au#do i tag doctor who#nah i wont
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random elderly married lopunny and gardevoir couple in efverse...
#pokemon#gardevoir#lopunny#my art#as much as i would love to say “what if these were the only lopunny and gardevoir we met in the story lol” i cant guarantee it so...#even as fun as i think it would be for that to be the case....#unrelated
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Sleepy guys
I haven’t known what to draw of them recently, but I’m open to suggestions :3
#gotham#nygmobblepot#riddlebird#art#edward nygma#oswald cobblepot#no guarantees but I’d love to hear people’s ideas
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#me in my own head this is so not them acting#haha#this is all just real reactions i guarantee#im not crying you are#my heart#love#omitb#omitbedit#omitbedits#only murders in the building#mabel mora#charles haden savage#oliver putnam#selena gomez#martin short#steve martin#loretta durkin#meryl streep#4x10
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A FTH gift for @thegildedbee by helloliriels
'London really does look different from up here.'
36 Views of London
A patchwork image of John & Sherlock’s London, as seen through their eyes. This is Plot Without Plot (which I'm told is 'the good stuff') 😎😋📸. Meant to be taken in bite-size chunks, as such, I will be releasing one daily. It is a fully finished fic. I hope you enjoy!
@johnlocky @totallysilvergirl @friday411 @ghostofnuggetspast @chinike @rhasima @inevitably-johnlocked @sarahthecoat @7-percent @a-victorian-girl @lololollywrites @lisbeth-kk @kettykika78 @khorazir @calaisreno @therealsaintscully @arwamachine @discordantwords @safedistancefrombeingsmart @theofficialinternetloner @chriscalledmesweetie @raina-at @blogstandbygo @solarmama-plantsareneat @john-smiths-jawline @221beloved @meandhisjohn @gaylilsherlock @meetinginsamarra @loki-lock @peanitbear @sgam76 @janetm74 @shiplocks-of-love @naefelldaurk @ninasnakie @whatnext2020 @strawberrywinter4 @dragonnan @thetimemoves @jbaillier @catlock-holmes @anyway-kindness @londonlock @topsyturvy-turtely @smalltimenerd @justanobsessedpan @aquilea-of-the-lonely-mountain @hasenkind687
#36 Views of London#FTH 2024#bbc sherlock#johnlock#helloliriels#plot without plot#perpetual pining with a dose of fluff#random glimpses#slice of life#happy ending guarantee#for thegildedbee#with love
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i think the primary reason why K/S has such overwhelming appeal is and always shall be that it is, at its core, a soulmate bond that has to be forged. the only way a t'hy'la bond can manifest is through shared toil, hardships, and undying devotion; it must be given effort and put together piece by piece - but at the same time, by the nature of its creation, it alters all realities on a cosmic level, to the point that Kirk and Spock must meet in every universe.
t'hy'la is not spontaneous. it is not a soulmate mark, it doesn't spring to life at first sight or first touch or first word. it is destined - because it is chosen, time and time again. you cannot have one without the other
#star trek#spirk#k/s#spock#kirk#s'chn t'gai spock#james t kirk#captain kirk#see it's about the will of two people intertwined with the will of the stars. it's about devotion being the Point#k/s said Do Not Separate#so the universe said ugh fine but no soulmate marks no freebies no guarantee you'll ever know each other or fall in love again#and k/s said Bet#see the core appeal of the soulmate tropes is not Spontaneity. it's Reassurance#it is a guarantee that someone out there is Meant to love you and it appeals to people who have been fundamentally Unloved#and k/s still absolutely has That#but at the same time. the core appeal of a slowburn is the time and effort and history it takes to build something lasting and powerful#and k/s is also That in every way#you cannot have one without the other#no destiny without love no love without effort no effort without will no will without life no life without destiny#and it all goes full circle#k/s said we will be Destined because we will make it so
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