#Louie Provenza

[dhplover]

#OTD in 2017:

Sharon: “Mary took a swing at me when I relieved her of duty.”

Julio: “Why were you investigating her, ma’am?”

Sharon: “Well, when she’d make an arrest for fraud, Mary sometimes accepted ‘thank you gifts’ from banks & retail outlets.”

Buzz: “Oh, my gosh. That is so against the rules.”

Sharon: “Yeah, well, that didn’t keep her from trying to justify it. She even mentioned that FBI agents get to keep a percentage of confiscated funds.”

Provenza: “Lucky bastards. Where is she? Where is she...”

Sharon: “But you know, Mary’s main defence was that her Captain didn’t like having a woman in his unit.”

Andy: “Well, it was a bit of a boy’s club back then.”

Sharon: “Still is. I’m not sure, though, how much of a committed feminist Mary was. When I asked for her service weapon back, she called me a bitch.”

#MajorCrimes #BadBlood

[divinemissem13]

She's Like a Rainbow - Chapter 5!

The colors of the rainbow/ so pretty in the sky/ Are also on the faces/ of people going by/ I see friends shaking hands, saying "How do you do?"/ They're really saying "I love you."

[women-4life]

MAJOR CRIMES

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[kevingotabigasschin]

What should've happened in the episode where Provenza prioritized a baseball game over reporting a murder victim.

Note: I don't hate Provenza or Flynn but if I were Brenda in that episode I would've thrown Provenza out the window and fired Flynn on the spot just for going along with Provenza's scheme.

Brenda's reaction would've been considered tame compared to mine.

[mossiestpiglet]

rewatching the closer was a mistake.. once again cursed to be into a ship that no one else is into despite it being SO compelling and obvious and fun and hot

[lavoixhumaine]

is that GW Bailey playing with her hair? because that is too goddamn adorable.

edit:

naaawr 🤭

from the major crimes gag reel <3

[ninjakittycomics]

Major Crimes (things that shoulda been)

OK.

I don’t know how to do a “under the cut” 

So, if you need to avoid a spoiler for Major Crimes (which finished in 2017 or 2018, I forget... time is really mussy in my head right now)

Theeeeeeeeeeeen.... take the title and these sentences as a cue to start scrolling away to avoid it :)  (i’ll also make sure to tag it as such)

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ON THAT NOTE, let’s roll.   Spudmeisterin and I were talking about the ending, and how bloody bad/lazy writing it was.   so here’s some points we came up with.

(i realize they wanted to be dramatic and surprising, but they missed the mark)  What would be more surprising, is if they allowed Sharon Raydor to retire happily.   (because killing women for people’s pain so they can finish the impossible task, as well as “close to retirement so must die” and also “i’m happy/just married so must die” tropes are just....so rife.  just soooo rife)

SO.

In my mind, she did.

She had the same heart thing (ouch)  cuz, let’s face it... life can do that.  Whether or not she needed the transplant or was put on a pacemaker and a severe restriction on her job choices/retirement choices, I’ll leave that up to you.

Either way, she’s out for that part of the season.  The rest of the team nails Stroh the cartoon villain serial killer. yada yada.

They come back to her hospital room after Stroh is shot.   Andy is there, as well as Provenza, Julio, Rusty, and Amy.

Sharon is like, “did you get him?” (meaning, did you catch the bastid etc)

Provenza does his little...kinda look down sheepish and is like, captain we had to shoot him.  I shot him.

And Andy chimes in like, “really, he totally did it”.

Which causes Sharon to do that all knowing, “Mmm.”

(she knows that Provenza didn’t do it, but she doesn’t care.  Stroh is done, everyone’s healthy/safe/accounted for.)

they do the usual happy banter, then the nurse is like, she’s still got a long road to recovery, everyone out, she needs rest.

Sharon Raydor retires Officially. (so does Andy)   They had some awful close calls, and they want to enjoy their worlds, and the time they have left.

That doesn’t mean that they don’t do occasional consulting (kinda like alexa crowe in “my life is murder”)

It should be noted that Provenza is unlikely to retire until he literally cannot anymore..  He’s absolutely running the Major Crimes unit.

Rusty becomes a proper DA (working with Hobbs, instead of just interning)

Sharon and Andy embarrass (cutely) the hell out of Rusty at his wedding.  (i can’t decide if he gets back together with Gus, or he finds someone else along his healing journey.  The writers really just flung their story all over the place)

anyhoo. it’s cute.  much goofy dancing.

Provenza gives Best man speech, and Rusty hides his face in his hands on the table.

(ooo.  the night before, part of the bachelor party, the gang goes axe throwing.  Julio and Amy clean up on the bets (but which one wins between them?)

Some times, Sharon, Andy, Rusty, his hubs, Provenza and Patrice, go to disneyland.  it’s a retiree thing/family thing.   They love the really freaking weird rides.  Patrice has a special hat made for Provenza saying “Louie”.  He grumbles at first, but accepts that He’s wearing it, because Patrice is wearing hers ^,^

He won’t go to Disneyworld though, because California is superior (or he’s a grump, it’s hard to say which)

and because it sounds about right to me, Sharon and Andy make it somewhere into their 80′s. 

If anyone else wants to add to some of the ridiculous antics, feel free.  And spuds, I think i forgot a point or two, feel free to add ^,^

[watasemasaru]

names the peacock subtitles have given lt. provenza so far -jim provenza (his name is louie but you don't learn that until i think the sister sequel, major crimes) -richard brogmanda -provenzano

[melody92221]

[data2364]

Mary McDonnell as   Sharon Raydor   2016  in  Major Crimes   “Present Tense”

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt5275090/

[dhplover]

#OTD in 2017:

Andy: “Life can turn around very quickly.”

Sharon: “And some people adapt to their new circumstances. And some people don't.”

#MajorCrimes #QuidProQuo

[ila9182]

What about Andy being hurt in the field and Sharon kneeling close to him and telling him she loves him for the first time in front of everyone? Let's embarrass Captain Raydor!!! Angsty with a happy ending please? ❤️

Thank you so much for the ask, anon! So here is the story you asked for! I hope you will enjoy it! ;)

Also this isn’t proofread, so mistakes are all mine. Sorry.

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Life could change in the blink of an eye. Sharon knew it. She had heard people say that line countless times, she had read that line countless times, even if right now she couldn’t remember where. She was aware that what she knew, what she loved could be taken away from her in an instant. Her comfort, her security, her family… She had tried to live her life keeping that line in the back of her mind, not allowing this irrational fear to control her, but not letting her ordinary life lull her into a false sense of security. Her job reminded her everyday of how this saying was cruelly true. Sharon and her team had to witness each day the lives of random people being turned upside down, they had to witness each day how an ordinary day could dramatically change into the worst day of someone’s life. She and her team weren’t immune either, they put their lives in the line to honor their oath – to serve and protect – every single day.

Life could change in the blink of an eye indeed. Today Sharon was reminded of the truthfulness of that saying in the most brutal way. Andy had let out a muffled sound. Sharon had turned around and a horrified look had crossed her features as she had witnessed to Andy being thrown down the stairs by a dark silhouette. It had happened fast, too fast for none of the team to react. The crime scene was supposed to be cleared. Here it was, the false sense of security that had lulled them the moment they stepped into the house, the false sense of security that could change her life in the blink of an eye.

The manly silhouette started running away and before she could say anything, Julio and Tao had followed him and pinned him down. Sharon didn’t fully realize what was going on around her; her eyes were focused on the stairs. Everything around her, every sound was muffled as she ran down the stairs. She found Andy lying on his back, motionless, and she froze for a split second. Her heart twitched. The most horrifying thought came to her mind; Andy was dead. Sharon shook her head and screamed as she knelt down beside him, “I need an ambulance. RIGHT NOW!”

Andy was unconscious. Sharon’s hand immediately reached for his face, stroking it before she moved down to his neck to check his pulse. It was there. He was alive. Sharon let out a breath she didn’t know she was holding. Andy was still there.

“Andy, hang in there, okay?” Sharon whispered to him, leaning close to his face, her voice shaking. “An ambulance is going to be here soon.”

Sharon scanned Andy’s body and froze when she noticed a bloodstain growing on the left side of his shirt. “Oh my God, no…” She mumbled horrified. Sharon quickly took off her blazer and folded it. She put it on the wound and applied pressure as she heard footsteps nearing her. Sharon looked up and met Provenza’s concerned look. “Stab wound on his left side.” She informed the Lieutenant in a detached tone. “He’s breathing, but unconscious.”

Provenza sighed and rubbed his forehead as he glanced worriedly at his friend. He took a deep breath and replied, “Ambulance will be here shortly, Captain.” He saw Sharon nodded and turned around, raising his voice, “Tao! Get in there, quick!”

Mike quickly joined Provenza and the older Lieutenant muttered something to him. Tao knelt down next to Sharon and put his hand on the blazer as well. “Here, Captain, let me help you.” He offered gently.

“Don’t release the pressure…” Sharon instructed him mechanically, “There’s a stab wound on his side, I…”

“It’s okay, I got it, Captain.” Mike reassured her.

Sharon slowly removed her hands, Tao immediately putting his to apply pressure. Sharon’s eyes didn’t leave her blazer, watching as the bloodstain grew on the delicate fabric. A soft whimper caught her attention and she turned to look at Andy. His eyes were fluttering open and Sharon quickly scooted closer to his face. She ran a hand through his salt and pepper hair and told him softly, “Andy, it’s okay. You’re going to be fine.” She stroked his hair some more and added in a barely audible tone, “Stay with me, okay? Stay with me, Andrew Flynn.”

The fluttering of his eyes slowed down and Sharon felt a wave of panic run through her. Her hand immediately moved to his neck to check his pulse and she could have sworn it was slower than earlier. “Don’t you dare, Andy. You hear me? Don’t you dare leaving me now.” Sharon whispered to him, a crack in her voice as she tried to continue. She felt tears pooling in her eyes, but she couldn’t allow them to stream down her face. She took a deep breath and blinked the tears away before leaning closer to his face, “I-I love you, Andy. You hear me?” She whispered in a trembling voice, “I love you, Andrew Flynn.” She repeated as her hand stroked his cheek, “Don’t you dare…” She paused and took another deep breath before going on, “Don’t you dare d-dying on me… just don’t.”

Sharon looked up when she suddenly heard commotion around her. She was relieved to see the paramedics rushing toward them and she glanced once again at Andy, “The paramedics are here. You’re going to be okay, Andy…” she told him softly, her hand rubbing his face gently.

Sharon stepped away from Andy to allow the paramedics to work. She silently watched them as they wheeled him away after a few minutes. When Julio helped her to her feet, Sharon realized most of the team was there, staring at her with a worried face.

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“You know, Sharon, you don’t have to stay overnight. I’m fine, go home and have some rest.” Andy told her, as he watched her entering his room with a coffee in her hand.

“Nonsense.” Sharon answered, shaking her head as a small smile graced her features. “I’m staying.” She added as she sat on the chair next to his bed. “And as a matter of fact, I won’t say you’re fine. In case you forgot, you’ve been stabbed and you’ve fallen down the stairs. You might even have a concussion.” She told him in a serious tone.

“Might is the keyword.” Andy reassured her with a smile. “I’m doing fine, Sharon. The blade didn’t reach vital organs. I’m good to go.”

Sharon threw him a deadly stare and Andy chuckled. He froze and put a hand on his left side as he winced in pain. Sharon crossed her arms over her chest and arched an eyebrow as she repeated his previous words, “You’re doing fine and you’re good to go?”

Andy rolled his eyes and rested his head against the pillow. He briefly closed his eyes to catch his breath, trying to ease the discomfort. Sharon’s face went back serious and she reached for his cheek, stroking it gently, “Easy, Andy…” She whispered soothingly. “Are you okay?” She asked, worry evident in her tone.

“I’m okay, don’t worry…” Andy replied quietly, as he slowly but not effortlessly took her hand in his, interlacing his fingers with hers.

Sharon offered him a faint smile and squeezed his hand. They stayed in silence for a while, Andy soothingly rubbing his thumb over hers. A grin formed on his lips as he told her teasingly, “I’ve been told you put on quite a show earlier.”

Sharon groaned and leaned against her chair, letting go of his hand. She closed her eyes and grumbled, “Who told you that?”

“Provenza.” Andy replied, his grin growing wider.

“Of course, who else.” Sharon complained with an eye roll. She shook her head and covered her face with a hand while she let out a sigh.

“Hey Shar’… it’s okay.” Andy whispered to her, tilting his head a little to try to catch her gaze. When he didn’t succeed, he gently took her hand in his and added, “I’m sorry I worried you…”

Sharon shook her head in frustration and replied, “I shouldn’t have let my guard down…” She nervously ran a hand through her hair as she felt tears gathering in her eyes, “But I thought you…” Her voice trailed off and a tear escaped her left eye.

“Babe…” Andy told her softly. Sharon tried to let go of his hand, but Andy tightened the grip on her. “Don’t.” He wouldn’t let her run away, not when she was feeling so vulnerable. He gently tugged her hand, but she still refused to look at him. He insisted and warned her with a soft tone, “Don’t force me to get out of bed, Sharon.”

Sharon turned to look at Andy with a tear-streaked face. Andy’s heart ached knowing he had scared her so much, that she was hurting so much because of him. Sharon shook her head and wiped a few tears away with her hand. She then put her arms on the bed and rested her head on them with a sigh. She was turning her face away from Andy while her hair sprawled over the white bed sheet. Her shoulders started shaking lightly and Andy could tell she was crying. He ran his hand through her hair, stroking it soothingly. They stayed like this for a while, Andy silently comforting her, until Sharon calmed down. She sniffed and Andy moved a strand of hair away from her face. He then gently asked her, “Babe, what did you say that had Provenza so worked up? I swear the old guy was about to rip my head off.”

Sharon straightened and turned to look at Andy. “He didn’t tell you?” She asked quietly.

“What should he have told me?” Andy questioned, arching an eyebrow. He didn’t know if the sudden confusion he was feeling was due to the fall or to Sharon being so cryptic.

Andy looked genuinely confused and Sharon realized that he didn’t hear a single word she had said to him earlier. She sighed and looked down at her clasped hands on the bed. “This is not how I wanted you to first find out…” She started hesitantly.

Andy frowned and couldn’t help a hint of worry building up inside him. His eyes never left Sharon as he waited for her to go on.

“I may have let my feelings get the better of me…” Sharon admitted uncomfortably. “I-I was afraid to lose you and I told you to… to hang in there… to stay with me and I told you…” She paused as she tried to regain her composure. She met Andy’s gaze briefly and he nodded to her encouragingly. Sharon took a deep breath and looked down at her hands once again as she let out, “I told you I love you.”

The silence was unbearable. Sharon didn’t dare looking at Andy. She couldn’t help but feel she had ruined everything. What if she had scared him with her confession? What if he didn’t feel the same way? Tears built up in her eyes, clouding her vision. She didn’t even see Andy’s hand nearing hers and she slightly jumped at his touch. Sharon blinked back the tears and finally saw his hand holding hers. She slowly lifted her head to meet his gaze and found him smiling brightly at her.

Andy squeezed her hand and told her softly, “I love you too, Sharon.”

Sharon could have sworn she spotted moisture in his eyes. She offered him a warm smile while Andy gently pulled her hand to draw her closer. They were face to face, their noses nearly touching, when Sharon cupped his face with both hands, “I’m so glad you’re okay.”

“Me too…” Andy replied before closing the gap between them. He caught her lips with his in a gentle kiss before deepening it. They pulled away to catch their breaths and rested forehead against forehead, smiling brightly at each other. “Now I understand why Provenza totally lost it.” Andy remarked with a foolish grin.

Sharon chuckled and gently patted Andy’s cheek as she rolled her eyes. She gave him a quick peck on the lips after telling him, “You’re an idiot.”

“But you love me.” Andy replied, his grin growing wider.

“I do.” Sharon confirmed with a smile. “Only God knows why.”

[callthedetective]

I’m watching the first season of Major Crimes and I love the relationship between Rusty and the squad. There was just a nice scene where Buzz and Provenza are talking to Rusty while Buzz is tying his tie for him and them both giving him advice on having dinner with his biological dad.

[doctorwhogeneration]

That’s my wrap with Major Crimes. I have spent 2 months with it: watching and rewatching right after cause I couldn’t imagine my life without it. I have watched every single episode once again and I am speaking from the bottom of my heart when I say that I will always love that show ALWAYS AND it means so much to me on so many levels. Yes it did hurt me in unbelievable level but it’s still the best. Sharon Raydor and her team, Major Crimes division which has become my family and friends. Yes, I know I’m late watching the show but I wanna thank all the actors who played those characters for so many years and made them so incredible. Sharon Raydor who is forever part of my heart and Mary who played her so ASTOUNDING I JUST COULD NOT FIND THE RIGHT WORDS.

It’s been ages since A tv show touched me that much and Major Crimes became one of them.

This is alternative ending to the show ❤️ Sharon getting back to her family after successful recovery. ❤️

Thanks for staying with me! You always can go through my Major Crimes tag to miss the show with me!

[raydorcakes]

Things that keep me up at night:

Provenza and Patrice had more screen time as a couple and a longer wedding scene than Sharon and Andy. I love Protrice, but it’s crazy that minor characters and their relationships had more screentime than the main character!!

[mela71]

I love this 💕

Major Quarantine -Part 1

„Not again! There is a filter!“

„A what?“

„A filter, Provenza! You need to turn it off in the settings!“

„What the hell, Flynn. What does it matter?“

„It matters because you are a cat right now!“

„I am not a cat, Flynn!“

Flynn threw his hands up utter frustration and leaned back in Sharon‘s desk chair. Provenza was a lost cause when it came to video conferences, but the LAPD made exactly zero concessions when it came to senior citizens and pandemic rules.

A slim hand reached past him and clicked the mute button before it came to rest on his shoulder. Without turning around, Flynn placed his hand on top of Sharon‘s and turned his head to brush her fingertips with his lips.

„Watch that blood pressure, honey,“ she murmured into his cheek.

„Tell that to Provenza! Or to the brass that forces all officers over the age of sixty to work from home! If I need to look at a crime scene again through another one of Sykes‘ shaky facetime videos, I‘ll pull my hair out.“

„Hey, I can‘t hear you anymore!“ The cute cat on Flynn‘s laptop screen yelled, his tone anything but cute. Flynn rolled his eyes in response but then closed them when he found Sharon massaging his scalp. „Eww, can‘t you to stop it for a second. I don‘t need to see this!“

Sharon ignored Provenza‘s protest and smiled at Andy. He turned fully around to take in the looks of her. He did love her quarantine hair. It had gotten long and silver at the roots. At first she had mourned the loss of the auburn and complained that it made her look her actual age, but Andy had just rolled his eyes. He thought she was even more beautiful like this.

„Remember how this working from home rule is in place to protect you,“ Sharon cautioned. A raging global pandemic was exactly Sharon‘s thing, he had learned. Retired after her brush with death due to a now healed heart condition, she did seem to miss the rules quite dearly. Covid-19, to his chagrin and her delight, gave her the chance to constantly remind everyone around her of the new rules. Andy was sure that if she told Rusty to wash his hands one more time, he would strangle her with his bare unwashed hands. That was if he ever surfaced from his online law school courses ever again. He did those dressed in a UCLA sweater and boxer shorts by their pool and Sharon kept nagging him to at least put on a pair of jeans every once in a while.

Andy was oh so glad that they had finally managed to buy a house just before the pandemic hit, because all cooped up in that small condo of theirs, they would have surely killed each other already.

„The husband did it,“ the cat on the screen announced. „He was being shady during the interview. Never even looked me in the eye.“

Sharon reached over and unmuted them. „It was a zoom conference, Lieutenant. Kind of hard to look anyone in the eye during those.“

„Stay out of this, retiree!“ Cat-Provenza snapped with a dismissive wave of his pink paw. „The LAPD does not need old ladies to meddle with their investigations!“

Sharon just snorted. She was used to Provenza‘s glee at the fact that she had retired before him.

„Go back to your yoga!“ he added.

Andy chuckled. While everyone kept putting on the corona pounds, Sharon used her free time to swim, do yoga, run and perform the weirdest stretches he had ever seen.

Sharon snorted. „And you turn that filter off before Sykes joins you with the suspect.“

„Damn grandkids!“ Provenza grumbled, fumbling with the settings and filming the underside of his chin while doing so. Sharon‘s eyes widened. Oh no, the rules.

„Grandkids? Lieutenant! You are supposed to socially distance!“

„I am distanced alright, okay? And you are not my boss anymore!“

It seemed that Provenza had found the filters as he was now sporting a black mustache and Harry Potter glasses. But on the upside, at least he wasn‘t a cat anymore.

It was going to be a long day.