#Lottery Ticket

[bbybrownbat]

Japanese Vintage Lottery Ticket, Kabuto, insect, ladybug, cicada, stag beetle, 1957, Kinki [DETAIL]The 59th Lottery "Takarakuji" of Kinki. Trustee: Nippon Kangyo Bank, Japan.

[yikesattackpenicillin]

Houses team with a new patient trying to figure out the symptoms of a dying man:

Cameron: maybe it’s Sarcoidosis

Foreman: or Lupus

Chase: guys do you think I’m a boyish little gay boy :(

[bretzkysbs]

[toyastales]

Cosmic Blessings

Okay, universe, I'm ready for my close-up. Hit me with your best cosmic glow-up! Send some good vibes my way, maybe a free lottery ticket, or a super-sized burrito... you know, the good stuff.

https://whatyoulookingatnow.blogspot.com/2025/01/cosmic-blessings.html

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

My mom asked me to buy her a megamillions ticket, but the lady at the gas station refused to let me pick the numbers. I filled out the little card, she scanned it and then said I had to pick one of three random numbers I didn't ask for. Why? She didn't say. So I picked one, and she acted like I guessed wrong on a test and told me to pick one of four different numbers, again none of which I chose originally. I asked her what was going on, she wouldn't explain it to me. She started tapping randomly on her computer screen like someone pretending to press buttons in the background of a movie to look busy, I was holding up the line, so I left and went to a different gas station. That guy sold me a ticket, but he didn't let me choose any numbers, he just gave me a random one.

Okay, like, I get that the lottery is a scam, but if my mom's numbers end up winning I am going to go ballistic. A $2.00 idiot tax for the chance at hundreds of millions of dollars is worth it to me (jackpot is something like $1.5b, but Uncle Sam takes almost $900m right off the top, and when the jackpot is this high there are so many tickets sold that there are bound to be multiple winners, so you're looking to take home $100 to $200 million tops)

It's a big pipe dream anyway. I almost certainly wasted $2.00, but it will kill me if I lost out on the jackpot because every gas station attendant down here is a functional illiterate who's never used a computer before.

[chancellorgriffin-blog]

I love having a scrapbook/ dairy because I can look back at last year and not understand any of it

[mioakiyamafanboy]

For some context, today I bought a $20 Holiday Gift Pack from the British Columbia Lottery. The selling point is that it has 9 tickets, and overall odds of 1 in 2 of winning at least the $20 back. I ended up losing on the pack, but I definitely wasn't going to miss my chance at getting this picture for the meme. :P Too bad the first three letters weren't M I O, haha!

[internetcashier]

If you really feel the need to buy fucking 20+ lottery tickets, please remain at the back of the line. I got 5 fucken people in front of you and you're acting like it's a god damn McDonald's. Ain't nobody wanna wait while we watch you gamble away your life savings.

Oh and being rude is also a dick move, like of course I'm growing annoyed with you. You don't know what you want and your scratching tickets WITH PEOPLE IN LINE BEHIND YOU, FUCK OFF.

[lotteryworldstuff]

What do you say?

[luckynumberdip]

Tonight's Euromillions Jackpot stands at £54 million. Looking for some inspiration for numbers?

[yikesattackpenicillin]

My friend is attending Princeton next year so I told him to say hello to Gregory house for me

[funbearer]

[bigfootbeat]

Bigfoot Lottery Ticket

Good luck if you play. I hear the tickets are blurry.

From the site:

Newly launched lottery scratch ticket in Oregon features a cavalcade of the state's most famous cryptids. The game was reportedly released earlier this month by Oregon Lottery as a celebration of the various legendary creatures that "live in our state's most dark and remote corners." To that end, the scratch ticket showcases not only the cryptid most closely associated with the region, Bigfoot, but also Dogman, a pair of infamous lake monsters, and an additional aquatic cryptid known simply as Colossal Claude.

[tenaciousvoidgentlemen]