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if smeyer wasn't a coward vamp!Bella would have immediately eaten her daughter Rensesmem whole-hog like Saturn Devouring His Son
#twilight#twilight renaissance#bella swan#the twilight saga#breaking dawn#smeyer wanted to model all her books off of classic literature: romeo & juliet - wuthering heights - pride & prejudice#AMATEUR HOUR#HEY SMEYER I GOT A FUCKIN STORY TO MODEL YOUR TWILIGHT FANFICTION AFTER#BREAKING DAWN BOOK ONE: Bella fucks Edward for his power & breaks his stone dick in the process - & lo! Ravioli is born in the carnage!#Bella becomes a vamp. she takes over the Cullen coven AND the Volturi bc honestly fuck everyone here only Bella is Cool and Right#oh and vamp hybrids are now legal so vamps start gettin it on. hybrids everywhere. humans who? welcome to the Golden Age baybeeee#BD BOOK 2: Alice comes to Queen Bella with a vision: 'lmao bestie the prophecy says ur getting ur shit smacked'#oh_fuck.avi#Bella begins DEVOURING ALL THE CULLENS INCLUDING RAVIOLI so they can't fulfill the prophecy#vampire fluid contains 11 secret herbs & spices so it's lip-smackin finger-lickin good#omg but ONE vampire was hidden away........ gasp#surprise bitch! it's Ravioli!#turns out Bella mistook Ravioli for LITERAL Ravioli (Chef Boyardee Beefaroni to be exact)#Raviolo comes back and makes Bella throw up! bleh! the Cullens (& Beefaroni) are freed!#together with Benjamin Ravioli now rules over the Cullens and the vamp world#Bella is imprisoned#FUCK Bella#FUCK this story#still a better one than BD tho#the end
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I just know Ace is the most protective and loving older brother ever 😔 He gets all red in the face when he sees you in a cute new outfit and yelps "NOBODY LOOK" all while throwing his arms infront of your body to hide it as if he doesn't live in just a pair of shorts and a cowboy hat.
Your room on the ship is right next to his. At first when you arrived he'd argued that you could just stay in his room but the idea was shot down immediately. At least with you nextdoor he can keep an eye out incase of trouble. Or if any crew members get too close.
He probably bursts into your room whenever he wants, generally without knocking. You can squeal in embarrassment for being caught half naked all you want, he's your trustworthy big brother- nothing is tmi for him.
But I think he's also constantly boasting about you to his crew mates-- rambling about how you're the best sister in the world and how you're so smart and pretty. "My lil sister is the cutest right?" He'd say, likely getting angry no matter what the stuttered answer coming from a crewmate is.
I imagine him getting super drunk one night and coming into your room. It's not unusual for Ace to want to cuddle, so it doesn't set off any alarm bells at first. He wraps his arms around you from behind and spoons you on your single bed, drunkenly muttering how much he loves you punctuated with his intermittent giggles.
It's silent for a moment before his hands start to stroke your arms. "You're really pretty, you know that?" He whispers against your ear. "The most beautiful girl in the world."
And that's when his touches get weird. His hand wanders from your arm to your chest, slipping under the light fabric of your pyjamas. "Ace? What are you-"
You jolt when he grasps your breast. A shriek escapes your lips and his other hand clamps over the lower part of your face as he fondles your breast in his hand. He shushes you, breathing heavy. "Shh, shh. Relax." He murmurs while pressing kisses up your neck. "You don't want them to hear us do you?"
With teary eyes wide open in fear you begin to struggle. But it's no use really. Ace is much stronger and much bigger than you are. You're just wasting your energy.
His rock hard cock rocks against your backside as he feels you up. Pinching and pulling at your nipple as if he's trying to milk you. He repeats his gentle words of love while violating you and you sob against his hand.
I am chewing through drywall, i am pounding my fists on the floor, etc etc!! Ace is the type of big brother to start swinging as soon as he hears anything he interprets as negative about you, or get a little too close. That's his job after all, isn't it--to take care of you and protect you, make sure you don't get into any trouble and keep you innocent and away from leering eyes? (Except his of course!)
And it's all just so, so easy and natural the way he just falls into your bed and manhandles you, knowing there's no way you could ever fight him off. He just adores you so much, you know? Just stay still and let him show you the extent of his love for you...
#i'm sorry i wish i had more to add to this but it's *chef's kiss* and i'm also sleepy lol#lo’s mailbox#op.ace#cw incest#cw stepcest#cw noncon
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Guadalupe🎭
#virgen de guadalupe#our lady of guadalupe#losangeles#the morden lovers#los angeles#la#chef#cookslife#virgin mary#ink#traditional tattoo#dtla#chicano culture#chicano#mexican american#tattoos#tattoo age#Lincoln heights#echo park#silver lake#east los angeles
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technically if it's not simmered in the champagne region of france it's a sparkling best boy friend
#you see actually this is an ingeniously relevant caption b/c of the concept of Authentic food tying into the film's main themes re culture#Clearly impeccable lol....anyway here's me using this blog as like a tumblr hosted imgur#also just now in the shower it occurred to me the parallels / overlaps with My Big Fat Greek Wedding. obviously also v different but#so your family & by extension their culture aren't the Normal & your father especially holds on to this distinction#& you don't just want to work at the family business forever & then you meet a nice boy & there's no problem there he's just nice#except then how to reconcile this with your relationship w/your family & your culture & thus also your identity btw....#anyways how about that uhh#elemental#elemental 2023#pixar elemental#ember lumen#wade ripple#fanart#always a time & a half trying to decide how to tag these kinds of titles. but somehow i survive#it's really a testament to the so precisely captured Cuteness of wade's design that it's like; trying to just do a shadow of it justice lol#it's So good. definitely went for the like expressive wobbliness...the wavy smile is just thee perfect detail all thee time. ugh#giving both of them that Flow while also ember is pointier & has the whole luminosity element....the chefs are kissing#love the Relationship when it's like yeah it's easy to make it agonizing when it's like ya both people have fun & like each other & enjoy#being together & find the relationship enriching & motivating...you Are a cute couple / again that the conflict isn't really even like ooh#will the won't they as a question of if they really like each other; & Definitely not a question of [these ppl hate each other actually] lo#like me saying i like romcoms sometimes when it Does mostly mean i'll watch mybigfatgreekwedding 500x in a row. it's on youtube btw#then you watch some random other romcom & it's psychological torture. random xmas romcomdram like gave me a headache fr....#anyways really liked this film really had a great time i'm def gonna see it again soon#i loved both these characters & their relationship & the Elemental manifestation of Culture is really inchtaraesting#plus other metaphorical resonance ppl find...physical disability; queer experiences....#it was also fun b/c their interacting & their arcs w/each other having that mutual Effect & Change from their dynamic was like#that also just feels like both of them / their relationship = my relationship with myself &/or both how i interact w/the world/anyone#definitely always describing myself in ways like ''i never x except for when i do always; readily'' like Crying for sure lol. I'm Both....#probably a bit more wade? within Myself; by this point lol. i feel like maybe i'm the wade w/someone i'm more comfortable around#but that otherwise i probably come across more emberesque. usually. except for when it's the opposite except for when it's not lmao etc!!!!
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#Me volví a poner la coronita.#Y también la 10; terrible comida de olla me mandé n.n#Me gusta que le gusten mis comidas n.n#El anillo.#La dejó acá porque me dolió haber perdido la pizza de colachón. Nunca la subí a ningún lado y no hizo respaldo en G.F... se fueron#se fueron junto al celu :c#Mi primera vez comiendo mini arbolitos :3#Brocoli#El otro día comí por primera vez J. crudo. Y me gustó 👀🤭.#De a poco aprendí a comer yo era de esas personas que separaban el morrón; la cebolla; colaba la salsa 🫠#No comía huevo; y aunque ahora sí (me sigue sin gustar la clara en el huevo duro#el centro -la yema- sí)#No comía ningún tipo de queso y ahora me encantan (menos el brie y el roquefort).#Me siguen sin gustar las pasas ni las aceitunas (pero me volví fan del aceite de oliva n.n)#⊹ ⋆꒰ఎ �� ໒꒱ ⋆゚⊹#૮꒰ ˶• ༝ •˶꒱ა ♡#“Cocino lo que quieras yo soy todo un chef” - Rene. C13.#El nuevo celu saca lindas fotos#n.n#<333
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al di là di tutto, felice che simone abbia finalmente inzuppato pucciato intinto ammollato il biscotto in una location più comoda e calda di un cantiere zozzo nel gelo di marzo
#comenico duomo mio nuovo pischello prefe hai gli occhi più belli del mondo#da oggi sei mio figlio#le sue espressioni durante tutto lo scambio sono *chef's kiss*#also simone che praticamente placca mimmo perché vuole un ultimo bacetto mi ha fatto volare#ma passiamo alle cose importanti @ rai coppia saffica when#*come sempre tag riservati ai deliri non richiesti*#un professore#un professore 2#mimmone
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BTS Island: In The SEOM facebook
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INTHESEOM_BTS X 12abr 2024
|🧁Actualización de TANY PASS ¡Apertura de Sweet Boys Side B! 🍰 Disfruta de la suite ✨con increíbles trajes de decoración y miembros 🏝 https://bts-island.com
인더섬 #IntheSEOM #BTSIsland
BTS Japan 4TH Muster Fan Meeting
(creo que es 3j jmjkjhope o jin)
#INTHESEOM_BTS#InTheSeom#jikook#kookmin#BTSisland#BTSInTheSeom#los monitos de mis chicos jmjk bts island in the seom#intheseom_bts#jmjk similitudes a intheseon vida bts#bts island in the seom#BTS Island: In The SEOM#jimin vestido de rosa#jmjk disfraz chef repostero#los monitos de mis chicos jmjk bts island in the seom disfraz de chef repostero jm rosa jk verde#3J#jungkook vestido de verde#BTS Japan 4TH Muster Fan Meeting#los monitos de mis chicos jmjk bts island in the seom BTS Japan Official Fanmeeting Vol.4~Happy Ever After~#BTS Japan Official Fanmeeting Vol.4~Happy Ever After~#180710 BTS JAPAN OFFICIAL FANMEETING VOL.4 ~Happy Ever After~#jmjk similitudes intheseon vida bts#jmjk similitudes intheseom vida bts#jmjk similitud intheseon vida bts
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YI HA-RIN in Nantes, France.
#outfits#no tendré compu hasta el lunes u_u#pero mar mvp por ahcerme los outfits#y estaré chismeando desde el cel asldjf#les estoy comentando sus outfist porque siempre son *chefs kiss*
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Mis tías is coming ❤️🩹
#juanjo bona#operacion triunfo#ot 2023#ot#🤯🤯🤯🤯😭#ME MUERO#ES QUE ES PERFECTO#MÍRENLO DIOS MÍO#es tan precioso todo#CHEF KISS MAXIMO 🤌🏽✨#la estética los colores el outfit y todo#me ha explotado la cabeza#estoy infartada en el piso#esto es muy fuerte#TE AMO JUANJO#no estoy lista para llorar cada que la escuche o vea el videoclip#pero no importa que salga YA
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bilder aus dem presseheft zu die kälte der erde
#hab das gerade gefunden und liebe das bild von stella mit ihrem stofftier so unfassbar sehe#*sehr#einfach jetzt schon mein lieblingscharakter neben alina#und adam mit seiner sporttasche am tatort#läuft der junge einfach wirklich die ganze zeit mit dem geld durch die gegend oder was da los?#und der erste shot einfach nur chefs kiss so fucking beautiful gib mir mehr davon#spatort#tatort saarbrücken#die kälte der erde#die kälte der erde spoiler#kde
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sorry. hes tiny. i wanna put him in my pocket. 🥰❤️🥰❤️🥰❤️🥰❤️🥰❤️
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La radiante sonrisa de la princesa se hace más grande apenas observa quien pasaba por las puertas que daban al jardín, donde las flores de tres colores eran perfectamente cuidadas por ella y las personas de la jardinería. No duda en alcanzarlo, abrazándolo por el cuello de inmediato y dejando un beso sobre su mejilla. ❝ No sabía cuándo vendrías a verme, mi rey ❞ Expresa, notablemente emocionada de ver al instigador de la Guerra de los Cuarzos. Sabía que tenía a la Guardia Diamante de su lado (por ende, a Minjun) y también conquistó al Ejercito de las Sombras, era cuestión de tiempo que viniese a buscar el apoyo de Tricoismo. ❝ Estaba comenzando a ofenderme el hecho de que no vinieras a pedirnos ayuda, ¿Qué tenía el Zafiro y la Aventurina Negra que no tuviese yo? ❞ Le tomas las manos, jalándolo al quiosco central donde una mesa y unas tazas de té aguardan. Las enredaderas y las flores hacían lucir todo más lindo, al igual que su mejor vestido formaba su cuerpo y el collar de cinabrio le daba el toque. Estaba lista para ser su reina. / @mikrokosmcs
#kang solji ; thread#solji & junseong ; relationship#kingdom quartz ; verse#mikrokosmcs#vamos junseong haz lo que mejor sabes hacer(?)#rómpele el corazón rompiendo el compromiso#crea una loca(?? okno gfjklsdf ya estaba loca#amo los omegas con actitudes de alfa /chef fingers
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STRANGE DAYS
LA
3/2/24
#losangeles#los angeles#la#chef#echo park#chicano#chinatown#dtla#old sport#city of angels#strange days#day hike#morning walk#los angeles county#foggymorning#foggy#the morden lovers#foggy day
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This is mainly Doffy-coded, but could probably work for a few other f/o's:
Character A asking Character B to hurt them while they fuck because Character A gets off on it, and Character B gets off on being able/trusted enough to hurt Character A.
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Uggghhh I love this trope (and so applicable to so many characters and pairings, tbh...). That reciprocity, the push and pull of what one wants and needs and how it compliments the wants and needs of the other, like symbiosis.
#and throw in some toxic co-dependency or hurt/comfort while we're at it... *chef's kiss*#🍓 anon#lo’s mailbox
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WAIT NO HEAR ME OUT. svsss fic where shen yuan was a tma fan and keeps classifying the monsters in the fears.
#there could also be a straight up tma au because i'm obsessed with the idea of sy coming into contact with the Entities in some way#and carrying that fowards even through his next life#plus the mix of a harem power fantasy novel and a horror#chefs kiss#svsss#tma#my aus#lo's stuff
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