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Writing Masterpost (updated: 12/12/2024)
bio & expectations (for me) here.
welcome to my index of writing where i love vulnerable, intimate writing about kink, violence, and lesbians. stories sorted into categories and listed in recommended reading order, with word count so you can figure out reading time (avg 250/minute).
stories with sexual content marked with (18+), in bold if hardcore, stories with CWs marked with (CW), in bold if they're more serious (i.e explicit violence or sexual assault). unmarked stories may still be mature and contain violent or erotic material, but it should be light and non-intense.
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Kayspace
sci-fi setting (inc. for my VN, dekaton date knight). weird technology and literal seas between the stars, with themes about bodily autonomy/consent (esp trans & disabled bodies), anarchist/statist conflict, decaying imperialism, and anti-colonialism.
Mistakes - 2.5K (18+)(CW) prologue. precarity and emotional labour of a space-station escort, the pirate who's got her on retainer, and the mistakes she can't help but keep making.
Bitch Devourer - 3.3K remnant cavalier gets caught by a rebel with a very misinformative callsign. Ch. 01 - 0.45K (18+) Ch. 02 - 0.9K (18+)(CW) Ch. 03 - 2.0K (18+)(CW)
Blood Sugar - 1.1K runaway sugar baby wakes up in a mech pilot medbay, with none of their own blood. Ch. 01 - 1.1K (18+)(CW) Ch. 02 - ???
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Monsters
usually urban fantasy w/ vampires, werewolves, and witches too. has my own rules for curses & magic to make things cuter and gayer. mostly setting for hunter's mark.
Long Time, No Shear - 5K a sheep-girl is desperate for someone to shear her for summer, and to not be weird about it. Ch. 01 - 3.2K Ch. 02 - 1.8K (CW)
Bitch-Princess of Toronto - 1.2K (18+) ezra caught a runaway vampire last week, and now she's sitting in her fellow werewolf's lap.
Blood Pressure - 1.5K (CW) defeated, closeted huntress gets enthralled & mommy'd by an ancient vampiress.
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Magical Girls
anything where girls get magic powers from space rocks and then get into various superhero/supervillain-based stories. might crossover with criminal stuff.
Little Miss Laser - 11.5K clueless biker-girl villain tries kidnapping the trans magical girl she's smitten with and it goes awkwardly wrong, finding out there's more to her than she thought. Ch. 01 - 4.7K (18+)(CW) Ch. 02 - 6.8K (18+)(CW) Ch. 03 - ???
House Bound - 1.5K ruby's stuck on house arrest duty for a villain, its ex, who won't stop trying to seduce it.
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Criminals
little girls in a big underworld w/ spies, thieves, smugglers, and more. sometimes magic, sometimes mundane.
Prescription - 2.0K (18+)(CW) thief who has to steal to get her meds, caught & punished by mommy mob boss.
Coffee? Vodka. - 1.4K a thief goes to their fence for something different than the usual toys. Ch. 01 - 1.1K Ch. 02 - 0.75K
Slipping Away - 1.5K exposed spy is waiting for her rival to come and kill her, but doesn't want to go. Ch. 01 - 0.35K (CW) Ch. 02 - 0.65K Ch. 03 - 0.55K (CW)
L'État, C'est Mecanisée - 0.95K the royal palace burns and its empress is chained to a clockwork operating table.
Le Loup Des Mers - 1.0K a pirate wakes up with an unexpected guest bound in her bed.
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Fantasy
usually lots of princesses and adventurers getting into trouble. maybe some angel/demon things, some monsters and others, cos it's a looser category.
Truth to be Dared - 7.1K whoever catches the faun gets the princess, so what if the princess does? Ch. 01 - 0.65K (18+)(CW) Ch. 02 - 1.4K (18+)(CW) Ch. 03 - 1.0K Ch. 04 - 1.6K (18+) Ch. 05 - 2.4K (18+)(CW) Ch. 06 - ???
Short Rest - 1.1K the barbarian cursed to forget and the cleric who is definitely just her roommate.
Consort - 1.1K a demon queen breaks her promise to a princess, and wreathes her neck in silver roses. Ch. 01 - 0.4K (18+)(CW) Ch. 02 - 0.7K (18+)(CW)
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Modern
professors and students, doctors and nurses, maids and anything else a little more down to earth.
Cupcakes - 1.2K (18+) waitress closing up has to deal with the asshole customer who came back to apologise.
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Science Fiction
mech pilots, starship pilots, and other space opera drama that doesn't fit into kayspace.
Mechismo - 4.3K a mech pilot works hard for her civilian 'shore-girl' and is owed some sweetness. No. 01 - 0.85K /// Shore-Girl No. 02 - 0.75K /// Declassified No. 03 - 1.0K (18+) /// Speak No. 04 - 0.75K /// Hit List No. 05 - 0.95K (CW) /// Abdication
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Fanfic
writing based on other's stories, works from tumblr or elsewhere. done for learning & self-indulgent fun.
Thirty-Six - 2.7K (18+)(CW) / +2.8K Original [1][2][3] by Caffeinated Otter a fixer teaches her captive thief a lesson, but which one will break first?
Leap Year - 0.55K (18+)(CW) epilogue to Thirty-Six. a cut-loose thief stills keeps in touch.
Roxanne - 3.9K / +0.55K Original by Caffeinated Otter a regrettable career in bounty hunting, a blahaj, and a fugitive tucked under a blanket. Ch. 01 - 1.9K Ch. 02 - 2.0K
Sex Pollen - 0.95K (18+) / +0.7K Original by Caffeinated Otter yvrette's cheating ex has the most embarrassing alien illness, can she forgive her?
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Essays
or rather extended posts expressing my thoughts that relate (usually) to writing or the topics i write about.
an erotic iconoclasm against patriarchal gender & sexuality dividing line between concept & story an ode to chosting every tumblr post about mecha doll as an expression of gender
#Melinoë Writes#Kayspace#Sublimatic Rose#Hunter's Mark#Little Miss Laser#Révolution Mécanique#Truth to be Dared#Mechismo
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Someone get this man a younger sibling that ISNT like. Twice his height.
#one piece#op fanart#monkey d. luffy#shirahoshi#kozuki momonosuke#IVE FINISHED REREADING THROUGH WANO IM OBSESSED WITH MOMONOSUKE NOW#I LOVE HIM SO MUCH AND I MISS HIM SO MUCH T - T!!!!#literally tears streaming down my face ‘But I think of you like a little brother!#You’ve heard of laser beam that make you read one piece#get ready for laser beam that makes you REREAD one piece#srsly. do it. I didn’t care about characters like bellamy or shirahoshi or even momonosuke all that much on my first read through#IM OBSESSED NOW. I LOVE HARUDJIN THE GIANT TOO AND I CANT WAIT TO SEE MORE OF HIM T - T!!! I ALSO DIDNT CARE ABOUT KATAKURI LIKE AT ALL#NOW I CANT GET ENOUGH#also what the actual heck guys. I know its only been a couple of months since wano ended.#but why aren’t there any fics centred on luffy and momo being brothers… There’s like one on ao3 and it’s in italian…#PEOPLE ARE ACTUALLY SLEEPING SO HARD ON LUFFY BEING THE OLDER BROTHER/MENTOR TO BOTH MOMO AND SHIRAHOSHI#IM SO MAD#SHIRAHOSHI AND MOMO ARE BOTH THE CHOSEN ONES ; - ;!!! AND LUFFY HAS BEEN PROHPESIZED TO HELP GUIDE THEM TO USE THEIR POWERS!!!#eg shirahoshi hearing the voices of the sea kings and momo hearing zunesha#both times luffy hasn’t been able to talk to them… but he’s been able to guide his younger siblings to use their powers properly#No im fr obsessed with luffy and shirahoshi and momo WHERE THE GOD DAMN FANFICTION AAAGFRGEHSHHSHSHS#LUFFY TREATING SHIRAHOSHI AND MOMO THE SAME WAY ACE TREATED HIM WHEN HE WAS YOUNGER T - T#KILL ME AAAAA1!!1!1!1!!1!1!1#99 percent of all tags on my posts are just me freaking out LMAOOOO
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I would like you all to consider how angry Victim would be if Chosen had accidentally destroyed the windmill during his chase scene in "Wanted".
#I don't actually think he's in the same area as they'd been#But Chosen was flying through open fields and farmland soooo...#He turns to shoot a laser or a fireball but misses and hits the windmill instead#Or maybe he even runs into it because he looked back to see how far away they were and didn't see the windmill in his way#either way he continues on none the wiser - it was just a dinky little windmill#but AGENT - Agent KNOWS#And Agent is LIVID#Which is nothing compared to how enraged Victim will be when he's told#animator vs animation#alan becker#ava#ava11
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i am sorry i was so close-
#i've missed searching up all these little bits!! ahh!!!#oaths#honestly there's no excuse here#like#NONE#fic writing is just a vehicle for me to justify following up on every single 'i wonder...' that flickers thru my simple brain#am but a cat chasing a laser of curiosity on a wall and if the scratches i leave are legible it's icing on the cake#also frankly local heirloom & landrace fruit varieties are rad as fuck#i am never gonna resist the urge for a deep dive on that front#some of THE biggest nerds i've ever encountered are farmers market gardeners and growers#so in my meagre defense it is a very well-established Nerd Attractant#fanfic#about me#writing meta
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OC-tober Day 4: Under Appreciated OC
Out of my Core OC's I feel like enthusiasm for Red could ALWAYS be higher! Especially since he gets to star in a stop motion film in a one man show! These are from our most recent shoot. Camera wrangler @eeveefreshstudioz, assistance from @geneer-gebubu
#bweirdoctober#my ocs#red#stop motion#stop motion puppet#body horror#ig. hes missing half his face lol#also WOW rare normal eyed red!#ive been so happy w how shots are coming out#and this is like my favorite shot so far#wanna eat#i knew the second i wanted red for this prompt i had to show these#fun thing. that light was part of a rechargeable laser pointer i got for my cat that had 3 modes. laser. flashlight. uv light#and i went craaaaazy going over everything w the uv#and wouldnt ya know. i used a glow in the dark paint for some parts of reds face#serendipity#happy little accidents
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see you space Bugnarok~
#Gerojim#kingohger#osama sentai king ohger#'see you' as in 'please let me see you I miss your funky little self'#laser etching#WIP#meatspace project
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thinking about how relieved jordan must’ve been when marie finally woke up…like, how terrified do you think they must’ve been after that blast?
#the way they could’ve stopped it too bc they’re laser proof…#i like to hurt myself with thoughts like this occasionally:)#might rewatch this episode for all the little moments i missed#gen v#gen v spoilers#jordan li#marie moreau#limoreau#mariejordan
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The OCs you posted recently look really cool- could you talk a bit about them? Maybe the antagonists as well?
!! oh thank you :D
suuure yea :>> it's a smaller, newer thing of mine so not a lot n some of it may change!! but here's some profiles lol,
✧ Tide (the square head; they/them) is some sort of creature thing who lives in a remnant of an old world that decayed a long time ago after finding themself trapped there (that changes after they meet the goddess). they're head over heels for the goddess that still remains in the corridors there and they're not very normal about it hbfhvs - they can't be killed by any regular shmegular means and i have fun with that loll
✧ Vernor (ponytail gal; she/her) i don't have a lot for her, but she ended up in the same place Tide did and is very upset about it, understandably. she's good a martial arts and cries easily, and is pretty suspicious of most strangers :) she has a small knife-thing that works like a witch's broom (you have to hold the little handle for dear life though lmao) but i haven't gotten around to drawing it so !
✧ Dire (red circle; he/him) was created by the aforementioned goddess to dump emotions/thoughts she didn't want into, and then just sent him on his way lmfvhsh - because of that he is confused most of the time and still pretends to know everything but is figuring things out for real lol :3👍he hates to change his clothing and is snappy, and the snappiness may get worse on personal proximity hbfshv
^ these three have a Thing goin on. mostly qpp cuz i think it's fun :33
✧ Sleepy (the antagonist, he/him) the elusive guy. elusive bc i haven't drawn him lmfsh - another budy trapped in this old chunk of a dead world, he is also upset about it but to a much more desperate extent lol - his name isn't actually Sleepy but Tide nicknamed him that when they first met and now he can't seem to shake it hfsh, he Does hate it :) he is violent but he can play nicies so he does that most time loll
✧ the goddess (only thing holding this world together, She/her/it (capitalization is optional :3)) has been here for ages, ages, ages. her world's been long dead but she just keeps living for the monotony of it hfsh; plus, it's like her job never ended if she just keeps doing the same regular things she always did. bc of that it's actually preserved her chunk of annihilation, and sucks other creatures in w/o her knowing. the chunk is like a maze that keeps changing shape, so unless you can see it from a god's eyes the place is iiiiiinfinite! and terrible; the place changes to her moods and wishes, which can be interpreted p strangely lol :3 she's talked to and kept Tide around bc she needed somebody to deal with all these weird people coming into her dang house, and it's worked out fairly well (dubious)! :D
the world-chunk is inspired by vaporwave, abandoned malls, and the distinct smell of chlorine my mother has sometimes loll :)
#just us hi#a dollar and 75 cents#HELLO#thanks for asking. here are many words bfhsvkk#the main 3 have their little powers too but i'm still workshopping those n they aren't so important really lol :)#they're kinda my 'neutral' project so if i get stuck and can't pick anything i wanna do/think abt i just default to them hfh :>>#also tide can go by any pronouns but i am/was tired. depending on whose talking abt them they'll change sometimes hfsbhv#vernor made everyone in the group a lesbian by default so everyone say thanks vernor lmvjskvj#dire is trans 💥💥💥 was created and immediately went 'do we have other options' and She went '? yeah' 'well let's see them' kfsvhb#sleepy was transported here in his PJs n that's how he got that funkin name hfbvsj <3 he's got good reasons for everything but Aaaaawful#methods lolll - he n tide were semi-close but then Uh Ohh !! he went and did a thing hfh :)#the goddess pretends like it doesn't see anything but She is LOCKED in. laser-focused. next to nothing is escaping her#despite being the goddess here she can't harm anybody; thaaat's another reason for tide lol :3#mmm and i think i only missed Diane; diane lives in a place that never moves and nearly anyone can find when they need to#i think the goddess loves her n that's why she doesn't move hfshb :3#//ANYWHO yeah. stuff#this is one of my smaller projects...#can you imagine how unmanageable pi.e is Lmaoooo#//THANKS for the ask and interest ! ! ! :D#[spins spins throws glitter on you spins]
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mourning my leg hair rn. im so dysphoric i might die
#PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE IT WILL REGROW LIKE IT WAS BEFORE WONT. WONT IT????#why did i ever get laser. its is insane howupset i am i miss my hairrrr theres so little that makes me feel masculine and it was one of em.#fuck☹️#it really shouldnt be this deep but IT IS. IT IS OKAY#I FEEL SO MUCH LIKE A GIRL I CANT STAND IT
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🧃"Oh aren't you adorable! Have you met my little sister Elise? I think the two of you might enjoy shopping together..."
With her hair hiding one of her eyes (a look Marni also sports, mind you) and a circlet reminiscent of horns, the woman approaching Marni with a juice box in hand reminds her of a certain someone. Regardless, Marni is glad she holds back on the instinctive "whaddya want" that would have tumbled out of her mouth, because the first words out of the Camilla's mouth are praise for her.
Well, if it's gonna be like that...
"I'm super cute, right?" Marni preens, puffing out her chest. "Feel free to tell me more about how adorable I am!"
But alas, much to Marni's chagrin there is juice to be drunk and more conversation to be had than just talking about how cute she is. Unfortunately.
She shakes the juice to redistribute the contents inside. Come to think of it, she had just yelled a lot out on the field. She'd been so caught up in the indignity of the half-finished match that she hadn't realized how thirsty she was until the juice box was right in front of her face.
"Elise? Never heard of her. She look like you?"
#🎀 ic#toaboel2024#maligknightsthorns#🎀 support: camilla#//miss camilla i love youuuuuuuuuu mwah mwah#//waffled on whether i would let marni be cognizant of dlc emblems and decided on no. she would be like :bong: if she knew though#//i was gonna make a joke about them only having two eyes between them and then realized marni probably wears her bangs like that#//specifically because of zephia and made myself sad :skull:#//anyway camilla is like a deadly laser targeted at little miss mommy issues over here LMFAO. dont worry about it.
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I made these years ago in high school but i still think they're some of the most fun things I've made. (Top is a coaster bottom is for going on a necklace)
#greyyimage#i miss having access to a laser cutter#and a cad program#i made the bees bc my mom was priestessing a ritual and most of the time when you go to circle you get a little trinket#so she asked me to make them
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House Bound
Precious Soul Ruby smouldered. Not in any way singed with sweetness but in the way that was singeing a circle of black ash around the conversation pit where she was presently and rather deliberately languishing. It thudded sparks into the air, arousing a terrible amusement in her every time it had to hastily trample them back down.
She giggled, traced her fingers over her cheeks and ran them between her lips. Then using them to delicately pluck another grape to play with, following Ruby all the while. At some point she’d drop one in her cleavage again. It wasn’t going to ask if she was wearing anything under the robe because the grape thing was bait and she’d tried it four times now.
Instead it only dared, occasionally, with considerable premeditation, to give her a scorching glare. Desperate to remind her that she was supposed to be the one stuck here, not it.
It wasn’t helping.
“Just tell me what your bloody plan is, already, Saf.” it demanded, because it knew she had one, because stealing leftover takeout from its fridge and acting like she still lived here — lived here with Ruby — was not a plan.
"You."
Ruby stopped in its tracks and annealed its better senses. Saffiyah wouldn’t let Ruby leave her alone, refusing to shower because — while it was supposed to at least be in the bathroom — it insisted, with burning cheeks, on her privacy.
But you’ve seen me so many times before, Deer. What if I short circuit the ankle monitor and escape? Don’t you want to be a good little minder — for me?
Instead she’d taken to teasing about how much it must’ve missed her ‘girlsmell’ leaving Ruby bristling hotly. “What do you mean, me?”
Saffiyah laid back over the pit’s rim, splaying into Ruby’s path.
“I think my plan,” slipping a shoulder out of her silk robe, “is you.”
Ruby realigned and hot-footed it to the breakfast bar, crumbling carpet on-route. It was what Saf insisted on, where Ruby knew it should have been vinyl.
Why had it ever, ever let itself listen to her?
“No, no, no. I do not think that’s going to be your plan.” The little alarm clock reassured it only had a few more hours of this, and then Saffiyah would never be its problem again.
Would never see her ever, ever again.
“Why? All your friends still say you like me.” All our friends, Saf. Ours. “Would anyone even know? They’ll assume it happened anyway, so why not just—”
The cut-off was cauterising. “No— Because you’re a bad guy now.”
Saf looked out the patio window, frowning, and pondered a bitter response. “Wow. Misgendering, and from you of all creatures.”
Ruby fumbled the clock out of its hands, sending it to the floor. Chilly words freezing it like it had been caught in headlights, gaze fixed to Saf, still staring back — faux-broken heart thumping in her eyes — knowing and caring it preferred that over people.
“Hey! No I don’t mean— Look, you’re a— bad… girl?” it bleated, swallowing the moment it had because—
“Ooh, I like the sound of that. Say it again.”
“No! I know what you’re doing,” it pouted — propping one hand on-hip and proffering the other in a foolishly accusative point. “You are a criminal — you broke the law! So until the trial for criminals like you, you will sit around and do nothing without me telling you to.”
Saf tumbled another grape in her mouth, calculated, and squelched it between her teeth with a provocative snap. “And what would you tell me to do?”
Its finger curled like roasted paper, before clutching it close to its chest. “If you actually would listen to me — for once, ever — maybe not blow up a factory?” And then twisted its split-toed boots towards each other, knowing it was a mistake to have this fight again.
“God, still such a cop. You know what the factory was making, right?”
Easy, the Police Chief’s address, don’t say that part, said it was— “Protective gear, okay?”
“Riot gear. You know, protective gear specifically for cops, like you.”
Smoke started pouring from its nostrils. Saffiyah rushed backwards as Ruby stormed forwards, falling against the table and splashing a half-empty wine glass on herself.
“I am not a cop! I don’t— I don’t fight riots. You know that, you—” It knew it wasn’t worth fighting about who it was, it was complicated and couldn’t win that. “You were one of us, Sapphire.”
“Amaye, I know you don’t.”
Broken Soul — or whatever edgy nonsense it was — Sapphire tried pulling herself back together. The wine chilled and crackled off of her, the carpet snapping as she tugged her fearfully frozen grasp free.
“You just— you protect the people who do. Keep the system steaming along.” The gem, buried irretrievably deep in her chest, hummed a gentle blue.
But Ruby’s still blazed, gleaming and frothing like a bonfire, resting on a chain at the tip of its sternum. “You watch a single fucking video essay and now THIS!” Its hair burst into flames, raging uncontrollably, smoke pooling across the ceiling.
A dulled alarm droned, vents spurred, and sprinklers doused the pair of them. Amaye’s hair settling as embers, and collapsing across its face, hiding the tears trickling down.
“You broke up with me, so why are you even trying? Why do you even fucking care.”
Saffiyah pulled herself up, stilling the rain around her, and then around them both, as she approached. You don’t understand how bad it really is. You won’t believe me.
“For someone who burns so hot, you’ve never been the brightest light — have you, Deer?” Even being sweet she had to be mean. “Obviously I wanted you to chase me, pursue me—”
“Join you.” Saf slid hands around its hips, close enough to hear the tears falling. “Except that I actually respected your boundaries, even while you betrayed me.”
It looked up from the brilliant blue, casting an outline of her ribs, to her eyes. “So why even try? You had to know you'd get caught.”
“Of course I did, and knew I’d end up here with you. Who else to watch me, who else would keep me bothered to stay under arrest?” She brushed the squidgy strands of hair away from its face, drew out the water so it could flutter again like its heart. “It must’ve been so stressful as of late, without me, so who else to get you to loosen up a little?”
The sprinklers shut off, Saffiyah letting the still droplets splash around them. Ruby glanced at the clock, she didn’t know there was just a couple hours left to go. Maybe the shower wasn’t a bad idea, the irony of Sapphire, the watery Magical Girl, not bathing was fragrantly and unpleasantly apparent. She should smell better when she gets carted off.
“We’re not talking about this.” it muttered sternly, eyeballing the bathroom door.
Saf’s eyes followed first, then her legs.
“Oh, but we will. You'll realise soon enough — you’re the one who’s really stuck here.”
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Amaye shook its head and looked around blearily. Every surface had been soaked or scorched or both, plaster and glass sundered. Fuck the vinyls, it needed a new condo.
And then it shook its hands, and realised they were still cuffed, dangling from the ceiling with the ankle monitor wrapped around one of them. Its legs too, calves bound to thighs so it rested loosely on its knees, rocking to and fro.
Finally able to focus, it could see it dangling in front on a piece of bloody twine — the Ruby gem. If only it could reach, the lightest touch would give Amaye the spark to melt itself free. Amaye groaned, and began to shuffle wearily against the bindings towards it.
But then the alarm — case bursting out in blackened twists, clock window turned milky, roiling and whining in its death throes — let Amaye know it was time for Saf’s pickup.
And now it twisted against chains and silky ropes in panic, lurching forward only to fall backwards like a damned pendulum. If Emmy or Tope saw it like this, oh it was never gonna recover. That was Saf’s fucking plan. Amaye would have no choice but to see her again.
At the least, so it could pop her fucking head like microwaving an apple—
Knock. Knock. Knock.
“Hold on! Be— Right— There—” it called out.
It pressed forward— and back— and forward— getting closer every time. It only needed a few more moments, just a few. It was so close. And Saf at least was courteous enough to dress it back up, and hopefully had drowned the security tapes too.
“It’s— just trouble— with the lock!” it blistered.
It could make this look like a fight, the room was ruined enough, like Saf had made her move and escaped, it was so close, it just had to—
Click.
It pushed forward one last desperate time, feeling the barest little brush and sparkle at her fingertips.
Precious Soul Emerald’s voice beamed through the opening crack, Topaz and Diamond audibly shuffling behind. “No worries, sweetie, I found my spare, I—”
It was so close.
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(Masterpost)
originally written 20/12/2023, in response to Making-up-Magical-Girls' prompt:
Magical Enby Who Is Legally Obligated To Be Here, And Morally Obligated To Be Anywhere Else
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Eight “No, I am not crazy about men” Strikes
#i miss his little gay ass so much#im rotating him in my brain im microwaving him#im blasting him with a million lasers#crammerposting
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after six years of the game being out and after three and a half years of me actually playing the game i have finally beat botw. did u know finishing video games is. fun,,
#hey its not as bad as norn9 where im only a third in after six years. and rhythm thief took me a genuine decade#im very good at taking my time#MY IMPRESSIONS its a good game :) i think i had a little over 100 hours by the end. one thing about the final boss fight though -#it made me kinda miss like true classic zelda scripted boss fights LOL but lots of fun!#some of the dlc stuff i couldnt do like the champions ballad and the sword thing RIP had to look up the cutscenes later~#theyre tough! but also my playstyle has always been a bit of. just run and go for it#planning and stealth is not my strong suit. by the end i was running directly up to guardians and just killing them before they killed me#i can eat kebabs faster than they can shoot lasers. i am unstoppable#the soundtrack was nice! subdued obvs since its open world#but the standout tracks are really standout. of course i love rito village night ver being dragon roost island#and the hyrule castle theme turning into zeldas lullaby in the internal parts hit me#and of course the main theme is iconic. i like the version with the hard break in the middle the most i love that cut so much#i know people edited it out and in the live version its not as harsh because its live#but i LOVE IT i love it so much. mix of synthetic breaks with a fantastical and traditional sounding theme. awesome#that whole 3 and a half years before i got a copy of the game (i wanted to beat skyward sword first) i didnt look up like anything#didnt pay attention to anything people were saying. heard something about it being open world. heard some speedruns were like an hour#and i heard the theme. and i listened to that theme on repeat for all those years. so so good#now i will probably do that for totk- not knowing anything about it for three years until i finally play it LOL thats how it is so far#people have told me about it. but truthfully i wasnt really listening. sowwy. i was focused on botw orz#but i wanna play something different now. take a break. also wait until i can find someone selling totk used for under 70 cad KJDLJFKDSJDKS#i am NOT paying nearly a hundo for a videoed game nintendo you cant make me#maybe now i should finish all the other games in my backlog. or i could start 5 new ones. hmmmmmmmm
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this confused me for the longest time after i figured out what it meant, like i understand the metaphor...but they don't have regular guns and bullets in this world, right? they have blasters and lasers? so is it just that metal guns have existed recently enough that they can still have a place in speech as a fossil words? or are there actually metal guns in addition to laser ones?
I realized that in bulletproof heart when he says “you got a hollow point smile” it’s referring to hollow point bullets that do a lot more damage than normal bullets. SO THE SMILE WILL PIERCE HIS SEEMINGLY BULLETPROOF HEART
#mcr#danger days era#lol#another thing that confused me- (this is kinda violent and gross feel free to skip lol)#i feel like using lasers to kill people is broadly ineffective. bc the point of a gun is that even if you miss vital#organ damage then you still ripped a hole through their squishy bodies and they bleed out#but IF YOU HAVE A BEAM MADE OF PURE HEAT PASSING THROUGH THEM IT INSTANTLY CAUTERIZES THE FLESH AROUND IT#WHICH MEANS THEY WONT BLEED#so like why do they even use laser guns it seems like thats a massive trade off for very little advantage..
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ARLGSDBGKSJ. another 1am gender crisis
#WHAT am i to do. i am growing a beard now and idk how to tell wether or not i like it??#i feel like if t was really right for me i should be elated but also that's probably idealistic and not how it works#i just don't knowww i miss being 2 months on t#i like how it makes me feel but I'm not sure i like how it makes me look?? like at least not all aspects of it#but it also varies wildly from day to day like this morning I thought abt upping my dose again now im considering goin off t lolll#also i miss my little weird chin hairs now it's like a shitty little beard. i guess i could get laser if i end up hating it#but still want to stay on t#ANYWAY past 12 i should not be thinking about things like that past 10pm
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