#Literally the ship EVERRRRR

[sol-arium126]

STILL THINKING ABOUT THEM HOLDING HANDS

[messrsrarchives]

i love it here

[mamawasatesttube]

may I ask for cloissteel propaganda... I love poly!clois ships and bi4biclois and this isn't one I've heard of before (mainly because. I know nothing about steel. but this is why I'm asking you alfjskfjd)

(ofc only do this when you have energy have a nice day 🙏)

lord ive been meaning to sit down and come up with a whole cloissteel reading list but i think i need to accept that im not doing that until i commit to doing a reread of the whole superman triangle era, because i WILL end up doing that if i start going through man of steel again. that being said. superman triangle era baybee it's the best everrrrr

okay. so. my lazy answer: a bunch of favorite panels and things

during the follow up to the millenium giants stuff, when blueperman and superman red are doing some fuck shit with the earth's core, we get:

he just fuckign scoops her.

during an arc where superman has gotten kidnapped by aliens (...again), j'onn asks who wants to help rescue him, and here's john henry's response:

after the rescue also we get this delightful bit of john henry tenderly cradling clark's face:

later when john henry is testing out new armor stuff clark just uh... shows up to hit on him i guess?

lois, clark (first as superman) and john henry also work together and hang out a bunch during various plots in "man of steel"!! and then we get this:

and then this:

he literally already knew. he was just waiting for clark to tell him himself. i love u john henry irons. and nat's "mr lane must be a very understanding guy." okay!

also shoutout to lois's face here.

this is a woman thinking about putting the moves on her man, 2x combo.

AND this is not even getting into EVERYTHING about supersteel in owaw and the superfam stuff leading into "superman vs darkseid: apokolips now!" which is like the superfam issue of all time, to me. but oh man oh man. these 3... they are sooooo good. augh!!!!

[chamiryokuroi]

Im in the boat of "let Tim be taken care of" tbh. like i see why people would want or expect the opposite but at that point read about literally any other popular mlm ship in the media. theyll find what theyre looking for.

Also, i def started supporting you more when u first posted scratched up bernard like months ago. i love artists branching out and becoming comfortable with creating art like that and in your style its just sooooooo gorgeous!!!

(am i allowed to like.... commission smthing??? everrrrr??? do you do commissions?? or just no time / dont want the hassle?)

Listen Tim himself says he feels safe on Bernard’s arms, we need to concentrate on that and let Bernard be in charge of taking care of Tim.

I used to have more nsf w art before the tumblr ban 😔 sadly now I am not that confident in sharing it (also I forgot I had already shared that piece lmao)

Sadly I do not do commissions 😔 idk how taxes work for that in México and I am terrified if the SAT

[atlasdoe]

IM FINALLY DOING IT!!!!!!

i'm writing a small american town au and it's going to be pure chaos

The plot is going to change throughout but for the beginning the main plot is that Sirius has escaped from prison. He was arrested for the murder of Effie and Monty Potter and wants to find the real murderer and clear his name.

I have no idea how this fic is going to play out or which ships are going to get together. All i know is that there's going to be wolfstar and edgarline and that James and Remus are going to be adopted brothers (and them and Mary will be my fave trio everrrrr)

i'm also giving everyone a stereotype to make this more fun for me

James Potter - The Jock

Hestia Jones - The Mean Girl

Mary MacDonald - The Cheerleader

Barty Crouch Jr - The Bad Boy

Dorcas Meadowes - The Tortured Artist

Remus Lupin - The Sheriffs Son

Amelia Bones - The Perfectionist

Regulus Black - The Missing Kid

Pandora Lovegood - The Spiritual Girl

Alice Fortescue - The Girl Next Door

Emmeline Vance - The IT Girl

Edgar Bones - The Skater Boy

Evan Rosier - The Emo

Lily Evans - The New Girl

Frank Longbottom - The Himbo

Sirius Black - The Criminal

Marlene McKinnon - The Rockstar

Severus Snape - The Outcast

Bruce Mulciber, Edmund Avery & Juliette Wilkes - Part of a Gang

LITERALLY EVERYONE IS GOING TO BE IN THIS FIC

more then just the people mentioned here. I need to think of more stereotypes

i want this fic to be the most chaotic thing i've ever written. so if you have any cursed things or ships you want to happen/randomly read about please send me an ask!!!!!! I really want to have fun with this

[falloutcoys]

Jacob for the ask game

Sexuality Headcanon: I think the closest thing would be like. somewhere around gray-/demi- romantic and sexual bc I do not think he could everrrrr care about anyone but Fiona.

Gender Headcanon: cis guy. sorry </3

A ship I have with said character: I mean. fiona/jacob forever.

A BROTP I have with said character: uhh don't really have one but I think him and Vesta should be friends

A NOTP I have with said character: literally anyone but Fiona ajdhskbd

A random headcanon: if he had hair he would be blonde. to me.

General Opinion over said character: he's so sweet and I love him so much and I wanna just hug him. he's so precious and I just. gahhhhhhhhh.

x

[fishnoodles]

ship bingo.... FABNICK?

THE BESTIES EVERRRRR WE GOT A BINGOOO I LOOOOOVE FABNICK the "I ship them because of canon" is a bit devious on my end but like... how am I supposed to intepret that they hung out every almost single day for 5 years AND stuff like this

so liiiike I meannnnnnn. twirls hair. yea. <3

shoutout Nick's wife amanda for being cool w it. we love a fujo wife and gay husband JOKE vvv literally at her show (launch of her photography book) (ALSO in instagram captions calls him 'Uncle Fabbie'. I support canon)

bingo

[asherasgayagenda]

yeah ok hijacking your post this seems fun!!

Fav Units: crazy:b, knights, double face, uuuh m.m maybe switch and alkaloid...? only for particular members though..

Units produced: crazy:b. (+ other individual characters so I don't explode)

Fav Beatmaps: DATE PLAN ATOZ IS MY FAVORITE BEATMAP EVERRRRR it was the first ever expert I fced and I absolutely love that song. banger. fun to play with the complicated beat thing in the middle (nobody has any idea what I'm trying to say) ((midnight butl;ers ALSO has that thing so I like it as well). AAND emerald planet/crazy roulette with the fun little drag notes that go fooorrreeevveeerrrrrr, the alkaloid ones bc they're hard (in a fun way), & honeycomb summer (it's. fuckin ingrained in my head now).

Last Beatmap played: last one I autoed is =EYE=, last one I physically played might've been sweet sweet white song for the event actually.

Fav Songs: oho i have a list for this. STIPPLING, honeycomb summer, trap for you, kiss of life, valentine eve's nightmare, yubisaki no ariadne, grateful allegiance (SHUT ME UP BEFORE I CAN ADD ANY MORE-) ((also for the solo ones I really really really love natsume's secret gravity and madara's see you again)) ((ALSO ALSO AND THE SHUFFLE SONGS LIKE NOIR NEIGE AND LIFE IS SO DRA--)

Fav Characters: kohaku, aira, madara, leo, hiyori, (the rest of crazyb), natsume

Top 3 ships: KOHAAI, rinniki, hiyojun

Least fav units: ra*bits. haha sorry but. 2/4 I do not like and that kills it for me :(, ryusetai

Least fav characters: izumi (/j). SHU (/srs). ...If I said the rest I guarantee somebody is going to come after me tonight.

Beatmap I hate: bro. why are all the beatmaps with fast consecutive notes SO. GODDAMN. ANNOYING. (this is about living on the edge and tsubasa moratorium on exp). ALL OF THE RA*BITS ONESSS OH MY GOD THEY ARE SO EXHAUSTING TO PLAY. (they're so boring and have no tune and. I cannot stand them.)

Fav Event: HONEYCOMB SUMMER event!!!! (didn't actually play literally downloaded the game JUST as it ended... my crazyb heart is sobbing BUT. I think. the rinnikis <3) for one I did? probably living on the edge event.

anyone who sees , be tagged or be not tagged, up to you

Enstarrie Tag Game!

I want to know my enstarrie mutuals and friends better, along with random enstarries on tumblr, so lets start!! Favorite Unit(s): Knights and Valkyrie Unit(s) Produced: Knights, Valkyrie, and Eden! Favorite Beatmap(s): EXCEED (Expert Difficulty, 29+), Acanthe (Expert Difficulty, 28) D.I.L.F Course you enjoy: uhh the new DI one Last D.I.L.F/Beatmap played: Starry Milky Charm! (ENGstars) Favorite Song(s): Acanthe, Courscate Breeze, Something something Electronic Labyrinth, Be The Party Bee!, Ariadne, Castle of my Heart, and so many more!!! Favorite Character(s): Tsukasa Suou, Mika Kagehira and Shu Itsuki!! (Now followed by Hajime, Hiyori, and Ibaba!) Top 3 ships: Shukasa, Shumika, Izuleo Least Favorite Unit(s): Switch (sorry switch-Ps) Least Favorite Character(s): None, really!!! Subaru used to be down there but now he's not! Beatmap/D.I.L.F you do not like: Noisy:Beep I still cant fc it rgrgrgrg Favorite Event: Sunshine! (!!) Knights summer event! I've reread it over 20 times now!!! Tag your friends!: @izzuleos @lycanthian @ututaival @sea-bound @dolllce

[zumpietoo]

Haha I had a feeling once it was clear BH weren’t happening (at least in the way they want), they would try to pin it on Cole. Well can she please explain if Cole is the Bully why does Cole seem to avoid them and their homes/events for the most part (with sometimes in the past KJ has been an exception). Yet many of the cast seem to show up where Cole and his friends hang out. If he was such a bully why would they do that. As you, petals and previous anons have said, try to at least make your bs be consistent and make sense. Further, there is no evidence of Cole bullying Lili other than your fake insiders but we do have Lili pulling on his shirt while he looks hella uncomfortable and as you said her throwing something at him hard on camera. Where is your evidences jmas ?

Oh yeah.....and LBR, it was always moar of KokeJ glomming onto Cole than the other way around, so yeah....funny how everybody is desperate to chill with the evvolll bully. Also love the back to Luke was a saint, narrative.....cuz, yes, it's sad he died, but nooo....

(Now to completely hijack this shit)

Meanwhile, their allusions to Lipstick Alley (even moar hilarious as a credible source, 5 bitter lesbians sulking cuz Cole gets moar pussy than they do....while still preferring PP with dudes over chicks....cuz, LBR, just usual self inserting PPstans) sent me searching for some info there....Andddddd.....

I continue to loooovvvvveee how reality and time keep proving them all wrong:

Apparently in fall 2020 Cole was "put on notice to shape up or ship out" by Plaiderdale.....they "didn't know if this meant clean up/get sober, stop fucking around with endless wimmins or lose weight, but it was def totes true!!!".

This was also, apparently, merely a twitter rumor and, ofc, complete bullshit.

I was also FASCINATED to learn I was then sending rumors to DM, way before I sent the one about GymD cheating (no, I didn't, just saying)...including how Cole and PP were always splitting up during hiatus, but would then reconcile once the show resumed, cuz Pee Arr...AND that other, moar knowledgeable "insiders" had contradicted this, but DM refused to publish it....

Ummm.....dudes, while, yes, we now all KNOW they were, apparently, endlessly splitting up (as confirming by RAS, himself), I am the last person to have everrrrr stated it was remotely "for Pee Arr"....plus, yes, clearly, they did only last as long as they did, because secluded/on the same show/etc (as Cole himself alluded to recently), in no way was it pretend or following any sort of schedule. And we know they spent time together during hiatuses...(unlike the rest of the cast).

AND this was before I even followed DM....and only earlier this AM, I asked how one submits shit there in the first place....

I am also, apparently, "insane/crazy" entirely because I prefer Cole to PP....which, dude..

A) in no way does preferring one celeb, for whatever reason make one "insane"

B) Honestly, again, why TF would you prefer PP, who gleefully shares her assholery, substance abuse, promiscuity (which is entirely her business, buuuutt....if you criticize Cole for imaginary shit, you gotta drag her for real) and nutbar antics, as well as shilling her cult and generally being a fairly shitty person over Cole, who's a perfectly decent guy? Because he's "an abuser"----which is the unsubstantiated/wholely debunked defamation by a bitter, fully admitted as mentally ill ex? Or is because he dumped that loon and the next loon, when he finally found the strength to do so?

I mean, really, at most/worst, you could say he haD terrible taste in partners, gravitating towards, literally, nu versions of his hot mess mommeee....which he seems to have admitted (at least to himself) and worked on, ultimately breaking the pattern....

Which is to be lauded....

C) I'm also NOT the one making up shit (both IRL and on the show) and then pretending I "got it from an insider", only to be fully disproven, over and over again....I've long been moar towards doing the detective work, myself...anyway....In fact, shouldn't the "crazy" peeps be the ones who keep being outed as full bore liars?

[seraph-nyx]

you talk a lot about how hilson is the most oblivious couple everrrrr and like. yeah. somebody on tumblr i dont remember said that house md is a special kind of torture because house *knows* he's bi but *doesn't* know he's in love with wilson but wilson *knows* he's in love with house but *doesn't* know he's gay and. yeah the combination of those 2 distinct types of torture is what makes house the most hate crime show

Okay but why is that literally their relationship-

I have been fucking screaming for ages, this ship somehow simultaneously makes me want to melt with the softness and also leap off a cliff because ajshfgd the sudden shift in their dynamic coupled with the fact that this show really should be fucking renamed Hate Crimes md is such a goddamn experience. I’m sorry I talk so much about oblivious Hilson but- THEY ARE COMPLETE FUCKING MORONS

[nyewclear]

Who are your favorite characters of BNHA? Do you have any ships?

HAHA YOOO IVE HONESTLY BEEN WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO ASK ME THIS FOR SO LONG LMAOOOOO THANK YOU FOR INDULGING ME

ok so my all time alllll time fave bnha character is kaminari!!!! hes my super fave! ultra fave! massive fave! i think everyone can tell by now!!!!! other than him here r my other faves:

uraraka is my favorite female character

midnight is my favorite female pro hero literally dont even question me i ADORE THAT WOMAN

and i FUCKING LOVE ROCK LOCK. I FUCKING LOVE HIM SO MUCH. BLACK POWER. STAN ROCK LOCK

twice is my favorite villain

but i also really love bakugou, kirishima, sero, and ashido 4 obvious reasonz! and i adore kendou :D i also really like mt. lady!!!!!!

as for ships... i aint gonna lie im Kinda selective but i like a lot :]

bakukami is my FAVORITE BNHA SHIP OF ALL MOTHERFUCKING TIME!!!!!! ik its sort of a rarepair but i love it soooo much!!!!! its my favoriteeee everrrrr

i really really really really like kiribakukami like Wow i love krbkkm so much wtf? and by extension i like kiribaku! kirikami has been starting 2 grow on me also!!!!

mt lady/midnight (mt. midnight?) is also a MASSIVE fave. love those ladies

i like qpp!kamijirou too hehehehe. i used to like them as a romantic pairing when i first got into bnha but i think i like them a lot better as qpps

hmmmm i also really like the idea of tokoyama? its not something i talk abt often/if at all but goth/prep solidarity! its so cute

i also really like izuocha they are ADORABLE literally they are so cute and babey and ahhhhhhhh

ALSO I LOVE MINATOORU LIKE HELLO?

BUT YEAH thats it hehehheheh

[pony-and-soda]

Hi! I was wondering if I could get a ship please? Sorry if I'm bothering you btw Anyways. I'm 5"5, I have blue eyes and red hair. I'm really anxious but love being chatty when I can. I have ADHD so I have a hard time with focus and concentration but I usually can work through it. I'm not really into sports but I will do cross country or something occasionally. I'm also in band as a flutist. I'm really into history. I can spend hours rambling about history. I'm running out of words but thank you!

Thank you so much for requesting and you could never be a bother!(Btw I used to play flute and I love history so all I'm saying is if you wanna ever like talk about that stuff with me I'm always up to chat about it😋)Ok so tbh I think you and Johnny would be literal couple goals. Like physically I think y'all would look darling together since you have such light features and he has such dark features! And I've said this before, but even though Johnny is pretty quiet and can be anxious I think he's decent as talking to strangers so even though you can be pretty chatty and outgoing I think y'all would balance each other out in that aspect! And Johnny is super calm most of the time so you being pretty fidgety (at least that's what I'm assuming since you have ADHD???? I'm sorry if I misunderstood!) he's the pretty chill one most of the time. Also I think he would love that you did cross country and played flute like I think he would always talk about how you were a "jack of all trades" and whatnot (ugh what a cutie😍). He also thought it was too cool that you were really into history tbh. Idk I just think y'all would be the freakin cutest couple everrrrr❤️❤️

[zumpietoo]

And by “dog” Racist does mean “out her as a total liar who is scrambling to somehow make this shit fit into the fanfi headcanons she insisted were scuttelbut”

Errmmm.....actually, in prior seasons we had THREE episodes of any number of characters with other characters.....also, my guess? There’s no shortage of shit we aren’t be told, here....dullard!

Yes, PP already said as much....it’s literally an excuse for RAS to insert his dummmm musical. DUUUUHHHHH

Yes, dimwit. Also, I thought you said all the ��placeholder” couples would be split up and reconciled before/in the musical ep?

These episodes scream, “yes, we’re filler, but that’s always been this show and your dummmmm ships aren’t part of ANY of this! And also, Cole had promo and shit for Moonshot, etc”

Seriously, is anyone going to rewatch seasons 1-4 and not grasp what a shitty person Slizzy was? Also, duuuudddeee.....I thought they were giving you everything you want???? It’s as if even YOU’RE starting to accept you’re getting dick, huh????

Except the couples are still together ANDDDDD Babyman didn’t write any of these.

Ummm.....which would make all of this identical to seasons 1-4, dimwit. Jug’s on the lam cuz Cole had promo to do?

Let me also reiterate for your dumb ass: Babyman didn’t write these and you don’t represent the bulk of the viewership...and this is a show that isn’t primarily about ships, anyway, just because that’s how you (and the teen audience) see it, doesn’t make it soooo

Dude, this show has always had boring, filler eps....

Noppppeee.....to ANY of this. But do keep trying to push your idiotic bullshit.

Oohhhh!!! I love how now the BIG punishment, etc for the show is “well nobody’s gonna rewatch those seasons, EVERRRRR!!!”

Andddd????? They DGAF