#Literal hearteyes when I see him

[lukabby]

Luka Modrić celebrating Croatia's victory over Brasil during the Worldcup (09.12.22)

[wanderingxiao]

hiii can you write smut with wanderer having a breeding kink after thinking abt whether or not he could have kids (since hes a puppet)? so later that night he lowkey experiments and he ends up putting the reader into a mating press and turns her into a drooling and dazed mess >>>

thank you sm if u do it ur writing is so hearteyes

Baby Time!

Wanderer x Reader *NSFW*

Warnings: Breeding Kink, raw/unprotected sex, slight degradation, Wanderer being super horny, 18+ only please!! MDNI!! 💙

A/N: My first request!!! :0 Hopefully I completed your request correctly! I had literally so much fun writing this! He can fuck a baby into me anytime he wants 😳💙 Hope you enjoy!

Wanderer couldn’t seem to get away from it. There were children everywhere in the streets of Sumeru city. Summer seemed to be the time where all the little reckless brats loved to get into trouble, run off, explore, or just be annoying. It bothered Wanderer in a way, constantly having to look out for frail humans that get in his path or help a child find their parent they decided to run away from.

Despite the annoying ones, he found the quieter more behaved children tolerable. Seeing a husband and wife raise a small human was oddly… arousing to him. It flustered him to no end how unbearably horny he would get just seeing a family walk by or a pregnant woman, his thoughts immediately imagining you swollen and pregnant with his child, or how caring and loving you’d be as a parent. One thing bothered him though…

Could he even have kids being a puppet?

By spending lots of time in the… not so work friendly part of the Akademiya, he began to look up ways in which he could potentially get you pregnant. It was there his undying hunger to fill you full of his sticky cum, see your stomach swollen with his offspring, and squeeze your sensitive lactating breasts began. Scholars would give him judgmental looks, but he didn’t care, as long as the book he was reading guarded his painful throbbing erection.

When the time came to see you once more, he took out all his frustrating uncertainties and sexual fantasies on you. You were sprawled out on his bed within the Sanctuary of Surasthana, legs spread wide with his sticky cock battering away at your fluttering cunt. His face was flushed with his eyes reflecting his overwhelming desire to fuck you so full of his cum your belly would be swollen with how much of his seed he would stuff into you.

“W-Wander- Ahh! Wanderer! M-Mngh! I-It’s t-too deep -ngh! Too deep!” Your pitiful cries fell deaf upon his mechanical ears as he smacked his hips aggressively into yours, determined to reach your deepest crevices. A grunt rumbled through his chest, his breath raspy and quickened feeling your walls begin to flutter around his cock so perfectly. It’s like you were made specifically for him, or he was made for you.

“Not yet. Ngh~ need to fuck you full. S-So full of my seed you -hah- bear my offspring.” His hands roughly grabbed the back of your knees, pushing them up to your chest before he leaned over your body to tower over you. Your thighs ached in dull pain at the uncomfortable position, and your body jolted with overstimulating pleasure as his sticky cock head covered in his pre-cum bumped against your cervix.

“W-Wanderer!!! Hah-! Ahh! T-Too much! Too- Ahh!! Too good! P-Plea- Hngh!” This was absolutely perfect. Your lips were slicked up with your saliva, drool covering your cheek as you couldn’t help but cry and drool for him. Your hair was beginning to get messy as he fucked you up and down the bed, your body sloppily sliding to match his brutal rhythm.

“Yeah? You f-fucking slut, you like that? Hah, being folded into a mating press by me? Ngh~ Fucking pathetic!” Wanderer groaned above you, his cheeks flushed with his forehead lined with sweat. He was determined to get you pregnant, going so far as to put you into a mating press to drive his seed as deep as he could.

You couldn’t even respond to him, your mind turning to mush the second he began to buck his hips faster, abusing your poor cunt with his throbbing cock. Your eyes were glazed over with overwhelming love and adoration for him, your chin now covered in your drool and maybe even some of his. The tight coil and warmth building in your abdomen alerted you of your quickly approaching orgasm. Wanderer could tell it too, the way your walls would spasm and tighten around him.

“You g-gonna cum? Yeah? Cum from me f-fucking you dumb?” You could only nod in response, throwing your head back into the pillows as the wet sounds of your slick cunt and his oozing cock collided over and over and over again. His forehead pressed against yours, his moans increasing as his cock twitched against your walls, feeling his own climax building up. He used his feet to push himself more above you, forcing you into a deeper mating press with his cock plunging down into your drooly pussy.

You couldn’t take it anymore, your toes curled with your legs trembling in his grasp. Your walls tightened around him, clit pulsating wildly as his pelvis smacked it with each thrust. With a loud and messy cry of his name, you gushed all over him, a creamy white ring beginning to form around the base of his cock. Despite your intense orgasm he didn’t stop, only heightening his pace to chase his own release.

“F-Fuck I’m cumming-! Ngh- shit!” Wanderer smacked his hips down into yours sloppily and spurted his thick cum against your cervix. His cock twitched feverishly, his breathing becoming more uneven and ragged as he rode out his high. His deep raspy moans died down to low whines as he fucked his cum sloppily back into you to, adoring how you practically milked him dry. He loved the way your body twitched with overstimulation, a high-pitched yet quiet moan spewing from your lips as his cum filled your insides. Wanderer only grinned, his cock twitching back to life as a new wave of arousal and lust pooled within his chest.

“Don’t give out on me now, slut… I still need to fill you up more. That way… you’ll surely bear my offspring. Hehe.”

Hope you enjoyed~! ; ) 💙

[inchidentally]

ok but the history of Oscar noticing changes to Lando’s appearance !!! the way Oscar stares and smiles and even tho it’s supposedly meant as teasing, he never follows it up with any kind of jokey insult and it ends up as pigtail pulling attention that Lando absolutely loves. the fact that Oscar doesn’t do the Staring or the Noticing with anyone else in his life except for his literal girlfriend. that there’s no way he or someone around him hasn’t noticed the hearteyes jokes made about him all over sm since like early 2023 but he has no interest in stopping - or just can’t stop himself idk which is better ???

but esp how he pets his own hair and then the two of them just breathlessly giggle and beam at each other likEEEEE I can’t get over how Not Blokey or overtly masculine they are w each other ??? like Lando will slip a bit into cabron/mate/dude behavior w friends who are more blokey like how he’ll trade play punches w Carlos and Daniel or he’ll put his chin up and pull out the crude jokes w guys he’s less comfy with - Oscar mostly just withdraws a bit and lets his voice get deeper and more monotone. they don’t do much ! but around each other they aren’t physically aggressive and treat the physical space between each other like spring break middle school crushes, they giggle, they don’t take any funny jabs at each other or and even their play-bickering is followed by breathless giggles. but esp w how things like ‘you seem uncertain’ and ‘I was uncertain of trying it’ like they’re just chatting about the why’s and how’s of Lando’s haircut the same way they’ll get wrapped up in talking about their new driver spaces (the new couch/bed, the new door, etc) or the snacks they have to try and they kinda forget to play for the audience bc they just want to comfortably toss around the minutiae between each other bc it’s nice! and calm! and reassuring! it makes them smile and giggle and be quieter than the raucous alphas mucking about out there in the paddock!

esp with Oscar’s active listening (and GOD I’ve loved seeing how much Lando has learned he loves that about Oscar after he was a bit unsure and thrown by it early in 2023)

Lando is telling a little story about himself and Oscar is paying close attention - like he always has paid close attention to details like stories Lando told on stream years ago and a moment between Lando and MaxF from a year prior and immediately knowing the year Lando got his maiden podium - and even when Lando starts talking about his curl pattern Oscar is invested and it’s silly but it’s a thing !! and they giggle and oh that’s the end of the video just them talking about Lando’s curls and giggling :3 no taglines, no wacky moments, nothing to get social media fired up about. just them quietly chatting in their half-sleepy little voices!

but like Lando’s dimples are so deep you could fall into them and he’s wriggling delightedly on his little butt and twirling his fingers in his curls and looking up at Oscar through his lashes and Oscar is leaning back all easy and relaxed and smiling big big big like he does in the mirror selfies with Lily and goddddd they’re so unusual and sweet and killing what’s left of my sanity w each tiny video under one minute

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[moodymisty]

can I request something happy for Lorgar? maybe reader reaffirming her love for him and he just gets hearteyes and its just cute. if you don't want to do that, just anything positive. pls. ya'll torturing this poor bald man. MERCY LMAO

Author's note: Ignore the fruit/apple symbolism in this tehe ;3

Relationships: Lorgar/GN!Reader (there is one mention of the word dress however)

Warnings: none

Your dress flows as you jump, hand reaching upward towards the sky. Lorgar watches from a balcony not far away, looking down at you.

The fruit is just out of your grasp. You keep jumping to try and smack it, even attempted to climb the tree. In a bit of a cruel way, he finds your struggle amusing. It's so simple, and for a moment he wonders if other men find even the most monotonous things their beloveds do as enthralling as he does.

Serfs pass by and watch curiously as you attempt to pull at the branch, but it's too strong for you to weigh it down. Though not moments later, your savior arrives.

Lorgar doesn't recognize the Word Bearer, merely that they are somewhat fresh to the legion; Their armor is fresh and face somewhat young. The curious marine comes closer and presumably asks what you're doing, his brothers hanging back and watching. You point to the branch and explain your predicament while Lorgar leans against the railing.

The marine to Lorgar’s surprise grasps the branch with his hand and weighs it down, letting you pluck two fruits before letting it snap back upward. You smile and him and he leaves to continue on his duties, and you walk away from the tree.

Lorgar lingers for awhile afterward. He wonders where you're going to enjoy the literal fruits of your labor; Though not all your labor. One of his sons assisted and he is glad they've softened their opinion on you. Especially the younger ones.

"Lorgar!"

Your soft voice pulls him out of his contemplation, and you hold the fruit in your hand. One you've bitten into, the juice on your lips that drips down the corner of your mouth, while the other is untouched.

It’s sinful, dare he say. You indulge so freely and unknowingly.

"I got one for myself but, would you like the other?"

He smlies at you, golden tattoos shining in the evening sun. Yours shine as well- the few on your hand you’ve gotten so far, delicate and beautiful. He never has the words to describe- ethereal, perhaps.

"Of course, but only if you stay with me."

You place the fruit in his hand which becomes dwarfed by his size, and laugh.

"That was my plan, even without the fruit. I just happened to pass by and see the tree was in bloom."

Lorgar takes a bite, enjoying the sweet taste while standing here with you. He takes a knee, reaching his other hand out to grasp your own and brush over the top of it with his thumb. You stop eating and lose your smile.

“You’re leaving tomorrow, right?”

Lorgar nods. You purse your lips and look away for a moment, taking a bite.

“It feels like you only just got back, I’m going to miss you.”

Lorgar eats the last of his fruit, before using that now free hand to cup your jaw and gently turn your face back to him.

“My love, there is no words to describe how much I miss you when I leave you here.”

He leans in, pressing his lips to yours.

Your kiss tastes like fresh fruit, saccharine sweet. Your lips are soft and inviting, and he finds himself pulled in more than a man of his ken should ever be wavered. The gentle moan you make as you press closer, greedily asking for more, Lorgar would oblige if he was a weaker man pulled astray by fruit as sweet as you.

His lips pull away from yours with a soft pop, and he sees that sweet nectar still in the corners of your mouth. You smile and lean into his palm.

“Before you go, can you read to me one last time?” Lorgar smiles, his face warm and inviting.

“Of course.”

[eliteseven]

Do you have any more HC's on that doc for their baby?

I have some poorly-thought-out bullet points if that will sate you? (I usually jot down ideas and elaborate on them when I write)

More ShadowTav baby HC's:

I just feel it must be said: Pregnant Shadowheart has Tav falling over herself. She's happy. She glows. Tav is all hearteyes, all the time. She gets two (2!!!) of her favorite person to ever exist! She is ecstatic.

Teaching the baby to walk! Shadowheart is so hesitant to let her go, but she is DETERMINED to toddle to Tav across the room. She wears that same fierce look of determination as Shadowheart, Emmeline, and Arnell. She is as willful as they come. Tav beckons her and of course she comes crashing into her arms at full speed, but, like always, Serena has her. 🥰

Reading to the baby at night (...just not the smut book Wyll and Shadowheart like...). In soft hushed tones, they recount how they met, how they fell in love...(although some necessary edits are made to make it child-friendly). The baby usually falls asleep before they're more than a few sentences in. Sometimes, they keep going. I think they just like falling in love with each other all over again in quiet whispers above the baby's crib. 💕 Sometimes, Tav sweetly, obliviously recounts her first thoughts upon seeing Shadowheart, and she gets suddenly dragged to bed. Safe to say Shadowheart likes hearing those thoughts lol

The presence of Baby Jen the baby probably jogs Emmeline's memory quite a bit. Suddenly, she's full of stories about Shadowheart's own upbringing! She remembers! The presence of a grandchild quite literally extends her life. She has renewed reason to stick around, to keep fighting. I just think that is so sweet. Shadowheart notices the difference, the spring in her mother's step, and her heart is just SO FULL.

The baby sleeping between them when she's a little older and not at risk. I don't think Shadowheart can fathom having or wanting anything more in this life- on those days where she wakes up draped around Tav, with their little bundle of joy cuddled between them, and Buttons snoozing at the foot of the bed. She's in heaven.

Shadowheart teaching the baby to be comfortable with all the animals from the get-go. She grows up an animal lover just like her moms. She knows Arnell's wolf form and probably claps in excitement when she sees him like that. She watches Shadowheart talk to the animals in complete awe. She watches how gently and sweetly Tav handles them when they're ill or injured, she learns utter compassion from her household members and their animals. She loves playing with Daphne! Tav often carries her on her shoulders so she can get a nice view from up there. She "learns to ride" their horses (Tav holds her does all the work lol).

She is in complete awe of Shadowheart's magic/abilities. Healing, in particular, fascinates her. She looks up at Shadowheart like she is a goddess herself. She's Shadowheart's biggest fan (well, aside from Tav). She wants to emulate her mothers in everything she does. Shadowheart is just...flattered? Is that even an appropriate term? She can't fathom ANYONE wanting to be just like her. This child is just the world to her, and she thanks Tav every day because without her love, none of this would have come to pass.

Anyway they're just a very happy family

[boysbeloving]

Something that doesn't get enough recognition in the fandom is how new and inexperienced Mile is in the entertainment industry. He has been passionate and talented about music forever and released a few songs, did some mvs and mostly did mall catwalks when he was younger.

He didn't really do modelling or photoshoots or fashion or acting. Kinn wasn't his first leading role, it was his first acting role in a television/streaming ever. In his latest Harper's bazzar men's cover interview he talked about how he isn't very experienced in fashion shoots but worked hard to learn and now he's regularly on covers and fashion spreads in magazines.

Like this is a man who has very quickly had to learn and develop very quickly in just the past few years while literally working with industry veterans and the crazy thing is he seems so confident and assured while literally still technically being a newbie is crazy.

You can tell in interviews he still feels like a newbie sometimes and doesn't feel as secure in work as you would expect considering his output but he works so damn hard at his craft that I can't believe he is only about 3 years into this industry.

OH MY DEAR NONNIIIIIEEEEE YOU DON'T HAVE TO GIVE ME REASONS TO HYPE MY MAN I'M ALWAYS HYPING HIM!!!

he's really all that isn't he *hearteyes him*

yes he's relatively new to the long-format acting gig and his acting is QUITE good....i was HIGHLY impressed with him in KinnPorsche...his screentime in Man Suang doesn't give him too much space to display his acting capabilities to the fullest i feel...that's my personal opinion...but yes....he does the whole domineering thing and the goofy thing and the controlled sadness thing very well....also the sex thing....he does the sex thing very well too

about photoshoots and modelling, i believe mile has done some modelling in his early years...coz he has been in some magazines....but ofc to be on covers and do brand photoshoots etc must be a whole different level of expertise and yes i agree he would have had to learn things very quickly and catch up to be on a professional model level

one thing is for sure....the man LOVES getting his pictures taken lolololololololol...look at his insta....he's posed here and there and done his own personal photoshoot (employing his mum and his brother to take his pics while he looks into the distance lolololol) and ofc the selfies that he's taken....so yes, he knows his good angles i think and it would have helped in the photoshoots he has to be part of nowadays....i would also like to mention that apo has been his partner in many of the photoshoots and it's great that there's this comfort level between mile and apo and therefore these things go smoothly...also apo's professional experience would come in handy...all his learning from the couple photoshoots could be pu into practice when mile does his solo photoshoots (i do want to mention that i HATE all dior clothing and i would MUCH RATHER see mile nude, flaccid dick and all, than in those horrendous clothes....but i understand that monies...so yeah.....)

i haven't had the time to listen to his latest interviews (real life has been super busy and lately i've just been contemplating mortality AGAIN so there's THAT) but there's no denying that mile works very hard...he works hard and is good at what he does and picks up new things to learn and does it well and all that just feeds into my competency kink so i thank him from the bottom of my heart for keeping me horny always 🙏

[sbk-zgvlt]

I return from my inactivity with a hypothetical

What if

Au where sebek ends up staying behind for some reason during winter break

Maybe his family is visiting his dads family and the others would also be busy over the break

So why not take the opportunity to stay a bit at school just for the break and study and TOTALLY not get into any shenanigans

HELPPP

im going to assume this is another kind of winter break and not the one where the whole. scarabia thing went down

Alright to make this extra funny I'm going to put down who exactly stayed behind: Riddle, Cater, Ruggie, Sebek

....okay thats surprisingly a little amount of people what the hell.

ANYWAYS, first day of winter break, Sebek is INCONSOLABLE. He practically locks himself inside Diasomnia, and not a lot of people stayed behind for break, so he's kind of manning the whole thing if ykwim.

Things start picking up when Ruggie sneaks into Diasomnia hoping to find something good to pawn off. He figured out that no one's really around. Everyone from Diasomnia is literally hogging the library. Then he bumps into Sebek in the kitchen

Sebek demands him as to WHY he is inside the dorm and Ruggie plays it off by saying that he was told by a Diasomnia student to get something from their room. Sebek is still suspicious of him and tells him that he'll get it himself. Ruggie sighs, plan foiled, but realizes how tired Sebek looks. Feels a bit bad for the guy, asks if he's alright. "THERE'S NO NEED FOR YOU TO BE CONCERNED!!!" "C-concerned? As if! (lie)"

It ends with Ruggie trying to convince Sebek to leave the dorm because one: how he gonna steal anything now??? two: bro u PALE as hell its like u havent seen the sun in agesss.

He's able to convince him to do so by making him think of it as patrolling the school grounds to better guard NRC. Sebek reluctantly agrees and they both head off. Things are actually great for a while, and Ruggie's thinking of sneaking off to other dorms to find more things, but they get interrupted by a stressed out Cater, saying that Riddle has gone COMPLETELY mental.

Theyre forced by Cater to rush over, and at first they think its overblot all over agian, but are surprised to see Riddle...sitting in front of a board game. It turns out that while Riddle decided to stay at NRC, his mother started sending him a bunch of messages demanding that he come home. To get his mind off of it, Cater suggested joining in on a game that him and the other dorm students were playing.

Long story short, Riddle is SURPRISINGLY good at it, and is getting increasingly competitive. He has won 6 rounds in a row.

Uhhh basically there's these arcs where these 4 try to do something that they all like/planned during the break, that kind of goes off the rails. Riddle's is playing the board game, Cater's is trying to make a day to day post of doing something interesting for the duration of the break, Ruggie's is trying to find something to fucking sell please for the love of god, Sebek is just trying his best to hold on until the break is over.

Yah hearteyes

[tired-biscuit]

i think i first came across ur blog a year(s?) ago from the royalty general kiba au and like binge read them all and got sooo obsessed with your writing, also ur silly/random posts are lovely and i love them, also i noticed i follow some of ur moots and seeing yall interact was mindblowing and like huh guess we all have impeccable taste LMAO

then i also got invested in your life with mr biscuit and the farm and it sounds so fun and cute! wish you all the best!! hehe i smile everytime u post like <33 bisky!! hearteyes /platonic

hope youre having a wonderful night/day and remember to drink water! :)

I WAS THINKING ABOUT WAR GENERAL KIBA DURING WORK TODAY!! how he’d constantly be talking shit about your father because the entire hierarchy system is bullshit to him and being king is the last thing he’d ever want (he doesn’t find sitting on your ass on a fancy throne all day man enough or whatever) even though he’s literally married to royalty, which consequently makes him part of that exact same society?????

and when you remind him of that fact, he’s just like 😦…🫤 “i should have died in battle” shsjshdhs

[thefaithbroken]

ok but CAN WE TALK ABOUT how even at the tiefling party homeboy just can't bring himself to relax and enjoy himself?? Like he's just thinking of everyone he's lost and vows to not lose anymore even in this moment of joy and celebration PLEASE someone dance with him or hug him or give him a hug just... He's a huggable sad man. shout out @infernaliscor // @extraordinarygrrls

THIS. SO MUCH THIS. Just chill at the party some time and wait for the random lines he says. He absolutely breaks my heart. "I should be out there, talking with them. In… just a moment, maybe." "No. Let them have fun. I'll be ruining it come morning anyway." There's another idle dialogue that I can't find the video for so I don't have the exact, but he basically says, "Is this all that's left… ? We've lost so many…" And I don't have the recording either for when you first talk to him and he thanks you, but the second time, he's a bit lighter [ when someone is actively engaging him and he has to keep up appearances ], tries to look out for the player character and is also even a bit playful. "Go on, do your rounds. But if they hand you something purple, don't drink it — I think they got into Ethel's potions." Yet, despite the teasing, he still basically tells you, Don't waste your time with me. Go enjoy your evening. And then he stands by himself the rest of the night, nursing his drink, watching everyone else have a great time while he reflects on the fact that they're so few in number now, contemplating the rest of the journey that begins tomorrow, and thinking that if he tries to enjoy tonight, he'll just ruin it.

[ As an aside, I absolutely headcanon in my drow paladin Thraeya's playthough — @morethandarkness — she convinced Zevlor to dance with her and then sat with him and talked the whole night until he called it to be ready to travel in the morning. She got a little hearteyes at him from their first conversation where he says, "You'll find the druids at the heart of the grove. Please — make them see sense. Oh, and if it's of any concern… you're brave to walk around without hiding your heritage. I'll make sure everyone knows that you helped us at the gate."

She wasn't even close to my furthest along character when I found out what happens with Zevlor, she literally got me hyper-focused on getting her through to where she could rescue him. She turned down Gale, Wyll, Astarion, and Halsin. Because she had entirely decided that she was romancing Zevlor, whether possible or not in game, and she had to make sure he was safe. ]

But, as usual, I digress. I have said it several times already, but Zevlor absolutely deserves the world. I wish that Larian would at least let us bring him to the camp, the same way we can with Barcus, Aylin and Isobel, and others.

[crazypenguintacofan]

Reactions to the OFMD s2 full trailer:

Stede you're not on a break don't be a Ross you dense fucker 😂

Ed's lovelorn faces are gonna kill me

Ed's face when Stede shows up behind him 😂

You know things are fucked if Stede opens with "Edward"

FORMER "shipmates". Ouch

Though I'm happy that Ed is trying to heal and keep on trying to redefine his identity even without a relationship with Stede, ya know what I mean?

Dunno how I feel about this new villain. Hope he's a secret Badminton. Also they literally took that plot from PotC (they're real good at turning PotC-related tropes on their heads tho)

Ed's weather superpowers return, my beloved ❤️

Izzy really is gonna be mentoring Stede a lot uh? Did not expect that (also he touched Stede's butt?????????)

"I've been a failure my whole life" noo baby nooo 😭

Ed looking for a new bestie 😭 he misses having a friend as much as being in love 😭 (he ends up loving the bunny and lifts the pet ban, manifesting)

I'm really looking forward to that party, it's gonna rock

I live for that half a second of Olu bumping Jim's shoulder and Jim giving him hearteyes 😭

IZZYYYY do NOT colaborate with the English navy again, I have like, a minuscule ounce of faith in you (also team "Izzy sees love as ownership" how we feeling?)

Ed in his basic bitch era that I really did not expect

Is the Swede leaving the crew to marry and work for Spanish Jackie? :(

Solid trailer, could've used more Frenchie. Also I miss Lucius :(

[babulejka]

matchup trade with @imjustabeanie

for jjba i match you up with mikitaka hazekura!

☆ actually, you're the only reason he's still in one piece and alive since he arrived on earth. he have no idea about how should he act, despite the best intentions. he can be naive sometimes, you cannot convince me that he wouldn't be cheated by a guy who'd like to sell him a brick. in such cases you have to save him, at the same time verbally (and maybe also physically, why not?) destroying the person who wanted to take advantage of his lack of familiarity with the human world.

☆ you also quite corrupt him, not gonna lie about this. with your knowledge in languages you effectively, yet subtly, teach him swear words. he also imitates your behavior to some extent. he slowly learns to tease, when someone has a problem with him he responds sharply, not allowing himself to be belittled, but still politely, in the way he learned from you. he still doesn't get your sense of humour though.

☆ his love language is definitely quality time. for him there is nothing better than spending time with you. he loves learning as much as you do, so he wants to know everything about human culture and he'll be definitely interested in your hobbies. show him your favorite books, mangas and video games! teach him how to bake, draw some silly things with him! he loves every second with you.

☆ mikitaka is more than willing to return favors. so when you give him a gift, whatever it is, he will be overjoyed. and of course he'll do his best to repay you. and his gifts are always without any exceptions fancy and expensive and you have no idea where does he get them from. he'll just randomly give you a necklace that looks strangely similar to the jewels of some royal family, because he thought it would complement your aesthetic nicely.

☆ speaking of aesthetic, he absolutely loves your villainous look. clothes you wear makes you look so powerful. but when you wear more comfortable clothes or pj... it just hits different, okay? he just melts when he sees you like this, he thinks you look sweet. and when he sees you absolutely scary at mornings, he makes hearteyes. he feels honored and believes there is a certain intimacy to it, that you let him see you like this. even if you could literally rip out his windpipe. there is no logical explanation for this. but that's basically what love is, isn't it?

☆ he'll tell you about space as much as you want. he's over the moon to share his knowledge about his planet of origin and more. you often go on stargazing dates, laying on grass, cuddled into each other, exchanging trivias between kisses, staring into the starry space above you.

☆ he can be pessimistic and self-reproaching. so when you don't want to talk about problems he feels useless and desperately tries to prove that he can be great partner, who you can rely on in every situation. but after more time spent with you he starts to understand it's just the way you are and there in nothing wrong neither in him nor in you. he accepts and respects your wishes and won't push you.

☆ sometimes he gets jealous but he doesn't understand this feeling. because it's not that he doesn't trust you or something. it's that he is usually very calm person, so intensity of his jealousy is confusing him. but he knows perfectly well that he should mark his position in a subtle way and direct your attention towards him. subconsciously he'll put his arm around you, measuring your interlocutor with his green eyes barely concealing his reluctance. usually, after this situation happens, mikitaka brings you more of his cryptic gifts. just to make it clear that you are his.

for tokyo revengers i match you up with shuji hanma!

☆ he dislikes people other than himself. well, until you came into picture. he had to make update: he dislikes people other than you and himself. Now it’s you and him vs the world. you are partners in crime and he’s very loyal. you guys are that one goregous mean couple who can and absolutely will destroy people. you are the bane of other people’s existence.

☆ you amuse him. that's actually one of the main the reasons he sticks up with you. he likes your complex personality, your shaky moral compass. he loves when you put someone in their place, verbally or phisically, or both. you just make things interesting in his life. he loves when you debate with him and when you're coming up with interesting stuff or how much you're invested in your hobbies.

☆ hanma enjoys competing with you. you have such fun, chaotic dynamic! you are both about to be really chaotic because youre both competitive and do not back down from doing the most questionable shit ever. he feels challenged by your intelligence and sharp wit, so you end up one-upping each other, trying to outdo each other in most random terms. neither of you can stand to lose anything and it's always a competition whenever you do something together.

☆ he sometimes sparrs with you, he thinks it's great fun. he won't go easy on you, though. that would be boring. he finds your fierciness very attractive. sometimes he compliments that mischevious sparkles gleaming in eyes in the middle of the sparring. he stands out in endurance so your sparrs would last long. also his strenght is incredible so your sparrs are intense. he is highly competent in every last of his fighting movements but he can lose because of his carelessness. and you will be happy to take advantage of this fact. it's not like you'd go easy on him, or something.

☆ getting random knocks at your window whenever he decides he just has to see you. because, of course, he’d never use door like normal human being. he’ll just randomly show up at your place, because he felt like it, sometimes on ungodly hours. he likes stealing things for you. especially things complimenting your villain aesthetic, which he finds hot. after all, the best time to give gifts to you is 3 a.m., right?

☆ he enjoys your teasing a lot and of course he will tease you back. lots of, i repeat, lots of flirting. like i said, everything you do is a competition, and of course your flirting counts in. sometimes you compete over things like who will make the other person blush more or who has the worst pickup line (hanma usually wins this competition)

☆ he loves that you’re not overly clingy or jealous. he dislikes the type of partner that tries to control what he does in his free time, or is so jealous that they start making assumptions and refuse to trust him. he doesn't want to be suffocated by his partner.

☆ you guys may create chaos together, but he would always keep you safe, no matter what. he’d put his life before yours. you mean a lot to him, he’s not ready to lose you by any means. it's just... he have so much fun with you, you relieve his intense boredom. whenever you're around him, he sees life as colorful and like a circus. without you he'd sink into apathy. your company fulfills the empty hole in his desires for madness and chaos. he’ll always have your back.

[notesonidiocy]

i’m kind of fucked i think hmmm it’s crazy messed up and should NOT be allowed to be into someone who is in a relationship there should be an automatic brain thing that happens when u learn someone has a partner that just like makes it impossible to be into them then i would not be in this situation do u hear me God do u hear what im saying this is an improved design im proposing it will stop a lot of nonsense fr such as me being soooo into soooo horny omg like so so so so so incredibly horny for this boy y’all he’s so cute like ive LITERALLY never been in this situation im honestly not kidding this is a first for me i have never liked someone like this ever omg and honestly im freaking out a bit i want to keep hanging and going on friendship dates w him while i simultaneously suffer the consequences of that knowing i can’t do the thing i want to do which is grab his face and kiss him LOL tbh thats all i want to do lmao i just have hearteyes when i see him guys WHAT IS THIS this is evil af and it shouldn’t be allowed why does gf exist omg can we get rid of her lmaoooo this is so bad why me like why me fr i hate everything about this lmao omg

[inchidentally]

just me flipping out over landoscar over the past 48hrs :)

ohhh GOODDDDD the way the commentary here is already perfect but just to add!! both shuffle about and seem to do a little of their creepy unspoken communication and then both immediately slip their arms around each other at the same time before they both look over to Max at the same time. bc the slightly scary bonded little McLaren creatures need to remember the rest of the grid exists sometimes ;__;

a-amvryllis

also the fact that Oscar's growth spurt over the winter really is visible when they're stood this close

and yet he's still the same awkward recent-growth-spurts young lad that got delivered to Lando's driver's room last season. he doesn't know what to do in front of cameras and his instinct is still to have Lando dancing and sparkling like the natural star he is so that Oscar can stand just a bit behind and fulfill his own publicity quota by reacting to whatever Lando is getting up to

mecachrome

THE CHEST TAP ohhhh the way that Oscar requires very little physical touch and Lando craves it and they've just… figured it out !! Lando squeezes Oscar's shoulder, taps his arm, initiates a handshake, shuffles back a little bc Oscar's always standing just behind him, snuggles closer to him when they're in cars for the drivers parade and it's remotely cold… and taps Oscar's chest as a 'thank you'

bc for Oscar, he gets his emotional fill through his eyes. while he's perfectly content with most people to do glances and hold eye contact when someone's speaking directly to him. but his eyes l i n g e r where he's especially fond or affectionate or in love. he watches Lily when she's looking at other people, he watched Logan for when he seemed lonely or when they were talking and Logan would stare out at the crowd, and g o ddddddd does he love to watch Lando. you can track his eyes as they trace Lando's features and the way his smile responds to watching Lando's mouth.

yet there's also the way they've learned each other's ways of expressing care/affection/checking in bc Lando can trust that Oscar will be looking to him when something is awkward or unsure, and Oscar can trust that Lando will come to him and let him know how he's feeling aaaaaaand I just think that's !!!

bc no bromance, no cultivating a dynamic or relationship by blending their social lives, no performing in any way. all of their little hallmarks are the most unplanned, unintentional sweet things like the nicknames Lando accidentally started and only continued bc it makes Oscar so happy, to Oscar's hearteyes that he absolutely surely must know fandom teases him about but doesn't bother to change. them being opposites in certain things and then eerily similar in others.

all of it comes back to the way they communicate in ways everyone else has to interpret to understand - and even then it's not like we ever get to see the stuff they think and talk about behind their little privacy door and in the downtime we know they have but that isn't documented. like, I don't want to stretch too far by implying something too intense or specific but there's definitely a Their Own World kind of thing happening. whether or not it's smth they've specifically knowingly cultivated or if it's just naturally how their dynamic shakes out.

bc we all love to joke that Oscar's jealous of Carlos or Daniel or Franco - but then he brings them up on his own in friendly ways and is a very definite carlando! and ppl wanted to make a lot out of Lando openly complaining to an audience that Oscar doesn't like enough of the same thing as him so they don't hang out as much as he does other drivers he knows. but then after that they immediately start playing padel and oh it's okay now! it literally was as simple as Lando not knowing Oscar was up for padel even if golf and regular partying won't be! and that shared activities are not a defining quality of a relationship and Lando said "spends the least time with off track" about Oscar and not "likes the least" or "has the least interest in" lasfgslajgfsalf

and like, I'm always saying how of course they'll have the usual teammate fights or spats or tensions at some point! it happens! Lando is deeply ingratiated into Max V's life socially - moreso than anyone else on the grid with Lando - but they're ever so slightly on ice at the moment bc they're too similar when it comes to competitiveness. but they'll be back to normal when the season - or the WDC race - is done and finished. and nobody likes to document it for good reason but Carlos and Lando have had plenty of challenging moments and many a 'see?? we're fine!!' golf excursions or fan service videos to smooth an issue over (including the worst gifs of all time that I can't find anymore where Lando straight up looked murderous). and then ofc the "I don't feel sorry for him" Lando/Daniel DTS stuff that caused such a fandom headache. and Oscar's always had a very simple, on track the job is to win unless instructed otherwise and then off the track we interact as people not drivers. so it's fully normal to expect situations where they're not happy w each other and it shows! but it hasn't yet and that's honestly kind of weird!! esp when they don't have the big broey type of friendship that Lando's had with his other two teammates - you'd honestly expect him to feel more at ease in showing it when he's pissed off with Oscar bc there's nothing to keep up for fandom/PR sake and no messiness with shared friend groups etc to worry about. but he's cultivated an exceptionally and very pointed approach of This Is My Team and My Job/I'm Established, He Is Not Yet/I'm The Experienced One where he sees the team unity as especially important for him to publicly present and assert. like, for all he hated the idea of being the older one and no longer baby brother, he's responded to Low Maintenance Watchful Oscar in the long run as someone's he needs to take care of and whose place in the team is partly his own responsibility. he's not just one of the drivers, he's The Guy at McLaren and Oscar's extremely painful induction into the team and F1 with basically the whole world praying for his downfall was so vastly opposite to his own gradual and loving introduction that it's clear he's taking their disparities into account. a LOT. this moment being a prime example of him correcting fans because of that. and probably also an uncomfortable awareness of the segment of his own fandom who are able to inflict a special kind of hell on anyone they view as not 100% serving Lando, the object of their unhinged obsession and bias.

like, it's a side note I'll prob never be able to go too deeply into for just that reason^^ but this viewing Lando as a permanent victim whose every good deed is seen as Not Necessary and ignoring the huge differences in position within this sport and within McLaren between him and Oscar - and simply slotting Oscar into a space Carlos and Daniel held - totally undermines Lando's real life growth as a man who does understand that disparity and does appreciate that Oscar inhabits a space totally his own and nothing to do with his older, experienced teammates - and also a man who is saying and doing these things about teamwork and appreciation for Oscar in a way that responds to those differences while not remotely expecting Oscar to mimic or parrot it back because they're not equals in the sport or with the team (which makes logical sense !!) and they're not what Lando was with Carlos or Daniel. and in all the insanity I feel like this coddling, constantly pitying and victimized approach that still hearkens back to Lando being The Baby on the team - completely fails to show him appreciation for who he actually has become and what he actually does and says that is so specifically commendable and shows such growth and strength that is so admirable. the constant expectation that he's saying and doing these things in any way that expects Oscar to copy or mirror him - when their positions could not be more different or imbalanced !!!! - and ignoring the way Lando actually doesn't expect that and that he receives gratitude and appreciation from Oscar in a way that is unique to Oscar bc everyone is different !! by viewing Lando as always perfection and never in the wrong and any good deed being automatically greater than anyone else's good deed, he is cut off from authentic appreciation and praise of the individual real life complex person he actually is and that such flat, default levels of adoration will ring meaningless to him compared to people who can objectively give him praise him as objectively as they see his flaws !! and that's why Max F is his lifelong best friend above all others ! anyway !!!!!

and like. idk. part of me feels a suspicion that this private little world Lando and Oscar have - that they cultivated around the time they decided to pull a lot of their relationship off of social media and not use it for PR (apart from the bog standard team media) - is also them wisely deciding to keep their negotiation of this new front runner craziness entirely to themselves. bc of course things aren't all sunshine and roses between them all the time, but what's clear is how mutually and maturely they've approached each new bout of drama. especially considering they're so young and everyone expected that to be the downfall to Zak's plot to have two young generational talents. and EVERY time it would make perfect sense for them to snipe at each other through the press or be caught feeling cold toward each other - or someone strategically edits or crops media to make it look so - they're huddled together somewhere giggling or playing board games or sharing junk food ;__; the brain rot of stan culture threatens to destroy fandom experience for everyone else but meanwhile the objects of their obsession are sharing a conspiratorial look and grinning at each other.

like… Netflix AND an F1 reporter have quite literally goaded and begged for them to fight and hate each other and each time Oscar boldly steps forward with that cool expression and undermines the effort, with Lando literally cheering him on <3 <3

[punkscowardschampions]

Buster & Rio Pt.3

Rio: [steadying yourself by putting your hands behind you and holding onto his thighs ‘oh my god, how many people do you think have seen you fuck me already?’ ‘cos y’all must be in double digits easily]

Buster: [being loud about that despite the task at hand limiting how loud he can actually be because so about the fact they’ve gotten away with so much tonight, we’ve been too kind to y’all tbh]

Rio: [soz everyone else is also on a mad one, it will not be this easy like, any other day lmao unless you’re going to the right kind of places ‘your tongue is-’]

Buster: [mhmm, we picked the date for a reason and it wasn’t just that he was guaranteed to be in Dublin, and we’re letting you be this feral for the same reason, it’ll all go downhill from here in terms of how much you can get away with, lads, REALLY using his tongue like yes I know and also feel free to finish that sentence any time haha]

Rio: [‘do you want me to cum on your face?’ almost threateningly like because I will if you keep this up lol]

Buster: [he do so he will, yet again moaning about it as if his actions weren’t already blatant enough]

Rio: [this confirmation ending you because how could it not ‘take it’]

Buster: [this boy just casually too turned on to function by all of that, so soz he won’t be giving her hardly any time to recover before y’all are going at it on this floor, yet again with not a care in the world for the fact anyone could walk in and see you both in whatever wild position he has picked for deep penetration as if he didn’t just kill her hard enough a sec ago]

Rio: [never too dead to be enthusiastic about this because literally cannot get enough ‘you’re so ready’ like I see and LOVE how turned on you are sir]

Buster: [‘everything you do is a turn on’ because it is, he’s so about this gal]

Rio: [‘it has to be, I need this’ very deliberately fucking you as we say this to illustrate what we mean as if you’re unaware]

Buster: [‘I need you’ and then saying her name so much as if he could possibly mean anyone else, soz just can’t and won’t stop cos he’s feeling so !!!]

Rio: [kissing him however hard the position may or may not make that but still letting him say your name so they’re intense but quick kisses ‘you have me, no one else deserves me like you’]

Buster: [I’m sure he went for a position that allows you to kiss as deeply because you love kissing each other so doing that after she’s said that because simply must]

Rio: [wrapping your tongue around his so you can pull his further into your mouth and then suck on it ‘if you had kissed me like this then-’ obvs referring to the infamous truth or dare]

Buster: [that tongue move REALLY getting to him, so he has to bite hers, not hard but so she knows as if it wasn’t obvious ‘I wasn’t ready then’ because she’s already commented on how ready he was for this, and we’re reminding her as if that wasn’t yet again obvious, with how extra he’s moving rn]

Rio: [the most extra noises that make the ‘you are now’ unnecessary but we still have to soz]

Buster: [‘for anything’ it really doesn’t need to be spelled out at this point that he’d do the most feral things for and with this girl but he is, if only for how it sounds when he says it and all the emphasis that’s being put on anything because he really has no limits here]

Rio: [switching up the position to another within our ability here and now like okay, anything, yeah]

Buster: [1000% doing the most without missing a beat whatever the new position is because he’s that bitch and yes]

Rio: [hearteyes baby, doing this to the point it’s lowkey a game ‘cos never know what we’re switching to or when]

Buster: [you’ve gotta join in, boy, I insist, at least until you find one that you really wanna stick with and then you can just pin her into it if needs be]

Rio: [you clearly both fuck with it and we’re making that known but when are we not encouraging you to pin us]

Buster: [being like ‘fuck, baby, this-’ as if it wasn’t beyond obvious why you’ve decided to stick with this position for a sec, she simply must KNOW]

Rio: [‘you’re so deep in me, it’s like-’ not being able to say whatever you were going to because how this is feeling has you wilding ‘please don’t stop’]

Buster: [likewise wilding, how could you not, it clearly also feels bomb to you + her reaction is everything as per ‘we’ve got all night’ like remember, as if either of you are gonna be able to sustain doing this for that long when you’re dying this hard about it but I love the enthusiasm]

Rio: [‘you’re gonna be wishing it was longer’ not a promise you even need to make, we all know it’s already true but still]

Buster: [‘You know I idolized you at [whatever age this truth or dare was], already realising you’d grow up to be a goddess’ because he does wish it was and had been longer and what an extra af way to tell her that, never change, sir, just like I told you before I’m rarely wrong and I wasn’t about this]

Rio: [‘No one can do anything about the fact you’re a God too, this is the only outcome that makes any sense for us’ wrapping our arms around your neck so our faces are touching, no space between y’all anywhere]

Buster: [can’t relate but I love y’all and your giant egos, never change, thank you, the eye contact just at an insane level because gotta do the biggest heart eyes about this but stay this close still]

Rio: [‘it feels like I’m in love with you right now’ not technically said it but like come on]

Buster: [his face is obvs all smug like of course you are how could you not be when I’m doing all this to you but his actions are giving away how !!! he also is in this moment and lowkey has been this entire night]

Rio: [‘you need to cum’ with urgency ‘cos you can’t take back what you said, especially in this moment when you’re too !! yourself but we can distract from it with you by being extra]

Buster: [‘do you want me to cum on your face?’ a genuine question unlike hers earlier because she did do it on his so like if you want, we’ll be even then]

Rio: [the noise ‘cos how badly we do want that]

Buster: [‘you need to say please’ manners always lol, even though that noise was everything and the way he just said that gives away how good it was]

Rio: [‘daddy, please’ pouting about it like you gotta hurry]

Buster: [holding her face looking so seriously at that pout like no no, as if that simply won’t do at all]

Rio: [‘don’t be mean’ just pouting even harder about it]

Buster: [‘Don’t pout at me when I’m about to give you exactly what you want’ like I know you can behave better than this]

Rio: [‘how else will you know where to aim?’ but stopping the pout like okay]

Buster: [‘you’re doubting my aim now too?’ as he strokes her entire face like wow rude]

Rio: [‘I just really want it’ like I’m sorry BUT]

Buster: [‘then say please like you want it’ just making her beg here not at all casually]

Rio: [‘Please, I’ll give you anything you want, everything just please give me your cum’ of course we will]

Buster: [stop lowkey torturing her now and do that]

Rio: [again, just on someone else’s floor making an absolute mess]

Buster: [the audacity, also thank god you aren’t going back to the pub because y’all might not doubt his aim but I do sir when you’re this !!!]

Rio: [of course we’re not making any effort to do anything but be here so you can look at us, never mind anyone else could]

Buster: [and he’s enjoying looking at her too much to do anything about it as far as even offering to clean her up, soz not soz]

Rio: [‘do I look pretty?’ a question you know the answer to but we must]

Buster: [‘stunning’ because it’s true and we’re gonna say it]

Rio: [‘so show me’ like I can’t see]

Buster: [a casual photoshoot occurring as if she isn’t your cousin and this isn’t a random kitchen ‘I could fall in love with you too’ as he’s doing this as if that’s also a remotely casual thing to say]

Rio: [thank god no one is going through your phone hun because we are making this worth keeping ‘you can look when you miss me’]

Buster: [a sigh ‘I’ll have to wait until I’m off the flight’ like so sad I can’t look at these in front of the fam, no shame in exposing that he’ll miss her immediately because no shame ever, pouting himself as he hands his phone over for her to look, like, see, how good they are]

Rio: [‘the bathrooms are small’ looking up at you like yeah, you’re too large for that to be a comfortable experience because airplane loos give me claustrophobia and I’ve never been on a flight long enough to go thank god; but we’re just smiling at how we look as we go through these photos ‘offer to tag and give you credit but’ a look like whoops as if this incest is just so bants]

Buster: [a look like yeah you’re so right my life is SO hard, but really he’s just watching her face as she goes through the pics because love to see it and telling her to put them on her other account]

Rio: [‘you don’t fly first class here, do you?’ like lowkey what a waste but if you got the money lmao ‘I look…’ trying to think of the word to describe it]

Buster: [‘I fly first class everywhere, but my parents are still kidding themselves it isn’t too late to teach Nancy some life lessons’ oh baze god bless you, you try, soz your children are dickheads and she is particular is a giant flop, if it was up to him he would fly first class exclusively and does but fam trips are fam trips soz hun]

Rio: [shaking our head ‘cos really is too late, soz guys]

Buster: [‘More importantly, you look exceptional, it’s on par with how you’ve behaved’ just like yep you look and are doing amazing sweetie]

Rio: [crawl over to him so you can sit at his feet ‘it’s easy, I wanna behave how you like me to’]

Buster: [smile at her like a proud dad lol]

Rio: [‘you turn me on when you look at me like that’]

Buster: [reaching out and touching that thigh lovebite he gave her before, as if it’s just idly and he doesn’t know exactly what he’s doing rn and always ‘I know’]

Rio: [doing a little yelp like it hurt/we’re that overwhelmed]

Buster: [obviously kissing it better as if that hurt so much we simply must]

Rio: [‘you kill me’ so sincerely because we mean it and it’s not a brush off]

Buster: [‘I should be more careful with you’ as if he was so rough and so mean and she didn’t love it]

Rio: [crossing our legs like absolutely not lmao ‘you know I can handle it’ full ���� for the bratty vibe]

Buster: [uncrossing them and simultaneously pulling her across this floor to him like oh okay then, just the hottest move nbd]

Rio: [‘have you been holding back?’ as if you remotely think that from how feral y’all have been]

Buster: [‘Is that what you think?’ because y’all have been that feral, like she’s disappointed]

Rio: [‘I don’t want you to be’ like we read your mind on that last part you didn’t actually say]

Buster: [‘I wouldn’t tolerate being’ because he is that rude if he wasn’t here for this he’d have left ages ago]

Rio: [‘good, we already talked about playing fair’]

Buster: [just sitting her on his knee and re-dressing her in his jumper again, as if she’s a bub, again nbd]

Rio: [just watching him with so much love, casually ‘you’re not cold, are you?’ as if either of you could be with your antics but it’s an excuse to hug you like here you go]

Buster: [will hug you back and breathe you in and actually sniff her neck as he kisses it for the probably 100th time tonight because I’m sure she’s wearing perfume too and I’m sure it’s nice]

Rio: [‘why are you so perfect?’ with a sigh but it’s a happy sigh even if we intended otherwise for dramatic effect, it’s unavoidable]

Buster: [‘Why would I allow myself to be any less, especially here with you’ no notes]

Rio: [‘I’ll believe it’s possible, to back-up your hardwork but-’ we can’t imagine you’re capable of any less boy]

Buster: [looking around like well these surroundings are hardly perfect, but we know he’s just being a perfectionist and saying he could do better because he’s that bitch, y’all have been living your best lives in this random kitchen lbr ‘I can always do better’ in her ear, just because, like you better believe that]

Rio: [leaning further back into his body in his lap because we do and we’re so about it ‘are you going to live in your Dublin house when you go to Uni?’]

Buster: [I’m not gonna commit you because we’ll have to decide where we want you to live actually but talk about all the plans you’ve already started making for uni even though it’s months away because you’re that bitch 1000%]

Rio: [just listen to him and be playing with one of his hands absentmindedly ‘you’re gonna love it’ ‘cos we know that]

Buster: [‘America failed to live up to a single one of my expectations’ love that you’re shading the country as a whole after being disappointed by a few places, haha]

Rio: [‘it’d be pretty cliche’ with a shrug, writing off the American Uni experience you almost had there casually]

Buster: [his own shrug because yeah agreed]

Rio: [‘are you still disappointed?’ ‘cos would be shit]

Buster: [‘I’d be more disappointed in myself if I went ahead when I’m well aware the negatives outweigh the positives’ like that’d be too stupid and I could never]

Rio: [nod because that makes sense ‘I’ll tell you what’s what, so you don’t give yourself away as a total Trinity student’]

Buster: [a look like excuse you ‘You’re making me sound helpless and hopeless’ but he’s amused not annoyed]

Rio: [‘I’m just saying’ with a lol like sorry but]

Buster: [‘What?’ playfully annoying her like he’s so offended here, tickling her/poking her etc, you know the vibes]

Rio: [‘you did get lost coming here’ through your proper lols]

Buster: [‘No I didn’t, because I was capable of asking for directions before getting lost’ technically true, still being playfully annoying]

Rio: [making the agree to disagree noise like well ‘fine, stick with the Uni tour, boy’ getting up to actually sort yourself vaguely, get another drink etc]

Buster: [pulling her back down before she can finish remotely doing any of that like no no ‘I’m sure it would be fine, yeah, but just fine’ because he hates fine, he only wants epic 24/7 ‘I’d much rather stick with you, babe’]

Rio: [‘I’ll book you in’ like you do legit tours lmao but we’re kissing you again because what we wanted to hear and always going to be about you being as clingy as we are]

Buster: [kissing her back like it’s been a thousand years as always, getting up mid makeout without stopping it just to throw her around this kitchen a little bit and up against something]

Rio: [moaning against the skin of his neck, saying his name and letting our teeth graze the same skin ‘you know I’ll be waiting’ like you took offense to being pencilled in]

Buster: [‘I have no interest in denying you anything’ too true, and said like it’s totally possible they can just keep doing exactly what they want whenever, as if to prove his point and because he did not let her finish getting a drink, pouring something he finds into her mouth from whatever bottle he picks up]

Rio: [maintaining an indecent amount of eye contact whilst he does this and whilst we swallow it without wincing however strong said drink is ‘cos pro ‘you wanna give me what I deserve’ smiling]

Buster: [nodding because he do, deliberately spilling the next drink pour purely so he can clean it up, we see you sir, you know it’s deliberate because he’s not letting it go far enough to fuck that jumper up]

Rio: [priorities lmao, we love to see it, just letting you drink this alcohol only via us rn for the mood of it all]

Buster: [as if it hasn’t been chucked on numerous potentially gross floors, but that was necessary, there’s no need for wanton destruction lol]

Rio: [‘let me take a photo of you’ like we’ve just remembered we don’t have one and that is unacceptable]

Buster: [‘take a video of me’ cos always gotta make it more extra]

Rio: [😳😻 pointing our camera at you because the anticipation, sis]

Buster: [me like hmmm what can you do that’s hot that you haven’t already done, painted myself into that corner, didn’t I]

Rio: [‘hi’ because we’ve gone shy ourselves looking how handsome you are via our phone] 

Buster: [gonna just have to say you slay the game and leave it at that because I’m having a mindblank here but he would never]

Rio: [we know it’s everything and we’re shamelessly rewatching like it didn’t just happen live in front of us]

Buster: [that’s my bad guys, don’t let it stop you being feral, as if anything could, obviously gonna watch it too like he didn’t just do it because nobody loves themselves more than this boy does]

Rio: [‘have you done it before?’ meaning sex tape vibes]

Buster: [‘you’d have seen it’ meaning you can’t and he doesn’t trust the girls around him not to show it everywhere]

Rio: [rolling our eyes like ffs people ‘cos lads are as bad]

Buster: [‘but we can’ repeating what he said earlier so she knows it’s not just horny nonsense]

Rio: [‘you really want to’ like we’re fully taking that onboard this time ‘there’s loads of ways to not show your face, I have to show mine but you wouldn’t’]

Buster: [‘you know what you’re doing’ because she said it before and we wholeheartedly agree]

Rio: [‘gutted for them but’ just stroking your face like soz you must be deprived, world]

Buster: [‘it’s not as if nobody’s become a lawyer after releasing a sex tape though’ for the bants because shoutout to Kim]

Rio: [😏 ‘cos lol ‘we are also related, remember’]

Buster: [a look like oh really as if he’s forgotten, again for the absolute bants]

Rio: [nudging him like excuse me ‘not that hard to believe, thank you’]

Buster: [‘isn’t it?’ full shade to his sister being a massive cunt though, not to you gal]

Rio: [‘you wish’ like you can’t deny these roots, no matter your accent and postcode]

Buster: [‘I don’t, actually’ because not trying to deny our roots, would never disrespect our fave grandfather like that]

Rio: [nudging him again but softer ‘cos we know and we’re just playing]

Buster: [spinning her around again like she keeps nudging him cos she wants to dance again]

Rio: [have a little kitchen bop]

Buster: [I love that for you, especially because it can just be an adorable slow dance vibe, or at least start out that way, we know what you’re like]

Rio: [there’s probably also minimal music by now esp. In the kitchen you’ve just taken over lowkey so very cute]

Buster: [it’s giving the cosy vibe of music from another room, and is so romantic, I also doubt she’s put her shoes back on yet so that’s adding to how cute it is]

Rio: [gonna be slightly mean as we’ve been so nice thus far and say someone comes in and spots her like oh hey girl because you do know whoever’s house this is, even if it’s more work friends/aquaintances vibe than a good friend]

Buster: [Winnie approves because he’s nasty he’s evil and I approve because it’s realistic, you clearly got invited to/saw someone you know post about this party, gal, so, you’re welcome they’re coming in now and not earlier]

Rio: [being so momentarily shook you almost jump out his arms ‘cos if it was the pub you would have to but luckily not so do recover as smoothly as you can there and introduce him but give him the out like oh we’re just going to bitch about work so he doesn’t have to stay]

Buster: [it would look weird if you stayed so flirt with whoever this random work friend is a little bit the way you do when you’re introduced so that the vibe doesn’t feel off and then probably wander off]

Rio: [when this lady clearly took you at your word and is now bitching and you’re lowkey stuck lmao, whoops]

Buster: [We’ve all been there, when someone won’t shut up and you just wanna go]

Buster: What number do you want me to count to before I call you and get you out of this?

Rio: She’s 26 and has worked there for 4 years so she wants to act like my ma 😬

Buster: 120 at the most then

Rio: a minute for every year of her age would be pushing it

Rio: at least she likes me

Buster: and she really likes me

Rio: Hmm

Buster: Oh come on, I was charming despite the interruption

Rio: You’re always charming

Buster: yeah, I am

Rio: some girls don’t like charming, babe

Buster: Some girls tell themselves they’re immune to it, but they aren’t

Rio: you’re cute

Buster: You miss me more because she isn’t cute or interesting

Rio: she’s not my type, don’t worry

Buster: nobody worries me like that, I don’t have to compete for affection

Rio: I’m sure

Buster: and if she was an actual threat I wouldn’t have left you alone with her

Rio: She’s the furthest thing from a threat, to me either

Buster: Exactly, so I’ll continue to be nothing but civil, even though she’s wasting your time and mine with you

Rio: I can’t be rude either

Buster: which includes not being able to ignore my fake SOS, thankfully

Rio: I won’t ignore it

Buster: All you have to do is say when, angel

Buster: as soon as you’re tired of being good

Rio: alright, I might miss you a bit

Buster: Fine, I’ll leave you to talk to her until you miss me a lot

Rio: hey

Buster: admit it and I’ll save you

Rio: it’s her fellas party, I’ll give her another minute, considering we just fucked over their entire kitchen

Buster: Well maybe, but that you at least have a degree of plausible deniability about

Rio: do I?

Rio: could still be cum on my face for all I know, she could be that polite herself

Buster: I’m not so rude as to walk away if you were in a position like that

Rio: tah, would be your fault otherwise

Buster: I can’t be faulted for giving you what you wanted

Rio: you wanted it too

Buster: meaning it wasn’t a mistake and I won’t be accepting any criticism

Rio: of course it wasn’t a mistake

Rio: you’ve got pretty good aim, actually

Buster: I told you not to doubt it

Rio: My face has gone red now, she thinks I’m beyond pissed 🥴

Buster: Good, there’s every chance it’ll shut her up

Buster: but if not, you have the ready made excuse of desperately needing to run to the bathroom

Rio: Literally getting me water

Rio: where are you actually though, if I go running upstairs

Buster: [tell her wherever you are]

Rio: Alright, I’ll finish my water and go get some fresh air, that’s a better excuse

Buster: Unless she decides to follow you out

Rio: where the fucks her man when you need him

Buster: Show me who he is and I’ll find him, direct him right to her

Rio: [send him this man’s socials and clearly he’s the opposite of your clean cut self hence we were saying she doesn’t do charming lol]

Rio: if you see him with another girl, I’ll tell her that tomorrow

Buster: [Go find him and tell him whatever will work to get him to go find his gf because you are that bitch being able to read people so it will work and this man will appear, thus freeing up poor Rio to leave]

Rio: [get yourself outside and away from the eager gal like oh lord]

Buster: [blatantly was looking for when she’d show up knowing it would only be a matter of time so go to her from wherever you were lurking]

Rio: [look up at him ‘thanks’ ‘cos managed to do that speedily]

Buster: [‘it was too easy’ because it clearly was, obviously helped by all the peeps who aren’t still standing at this party]

Rio: [raising a brow like oh I’m sorry ‘good to know he’s not cheating’ like clearly you didn’t stumble onto anything dubious lol]

Buster: [a shrug because you blatantly would’ve preferred that scandal over how boring it was]

Rio: [tapping him like excuse me 😏 ‘I have to work with ‘em, not you’]

Buster: [doing his own eyebrow raise and smirk like yeah and that’d make it way more interesting, obvs]

Rio: [rolling our eyes in amusement like oh you messy boy]

Buster: [fixing her hair for her, just cos, looking down at her like how dare you be so cute making that face]

Rio: [‘A lot’ quietly but it’s probably just y’all chilling wherever you are currently so still audible as an amendment]

Buster: [kissing her because we all know that’s what he wanted to hear and he didn’t even need to ask her to amend it]

Rio: [wrapping ourself around him because feeling beyond lovey dovey and was rude to interrupt your little slowdance but had to]

Buster: [such a happy sound about it ‘I love how our bodies fit together’ because he do]

Rio: [a noise in agreement that’s equally as happy ‘yours covers mine’ like I feel so small and safe]

Buster: [soz but he has to lie on top of her and literally cover her rn immediately even if that’s on the grass or gravel outside this gaff]

Rio: [‘you’re such a nerd’ but we’re breathing so fast]

Buster: [‘Are we [the age of the dare kiss] again?’ because that felt like such a childish insult, so amused, but holding her so close and so tight rn too]

Rio: [‘could be’ closing his eyes for him like alright, might need a bit of help to pretend]

Buster: [keeping his eyes closed like hmm okay, you know he’s the smirking emoji other than that though]

Rio: [‘yeah, you were’ ‘cos you definitely would be as it was a dare from your sister, putting our lips on yours but so gently it’s barely any pressure]

Buster: [obviously kissing her back as gently with only slightly more pressure coming from him]

Rio: [holding back is always going to kill, especially when you’ve been so feral]

Buster: [mhmm, which is why you’ve gotta do it, just so torturously ever so slightly doing more each time and trying not to absolutely DIE about it]

Rio: [‘you could’ve-’ and putting his hand on our boobs but on the outside of our clothes like I definitely would’ve let that happen]

Buster: [doing it, which would also kill y’all compared to the absolute feralness that’s been occurring via the pierced nips, hence ‘When did you?’ because you wouldn’t have had them at whatever kid/tween age he last kissed you, I’m sure lol]

Rio: [for real, our reaction is so intense for how little is actually happening by the looks of it ‘my 16th’ ‘cos I’m sure you could convince someone to do it by then so why not lol]

Buster: [I’m not gonna commit you in case we do ever wanna go back in time how we like to do but tell her about your 16th in between kissing her and touching her up because I’m sure she saw socials of it at the time but that was like years ago so]

Rio: [tell him more details about yours, likewise won’t be specific but we get the vibe ‘you could’ve done more then’ like by 16 sis, lowkey moving our hand down your body like hmm]

Buster: [kissing her more dramatically to fit that new vibe and moving his own hand underneath her clothes now like oh do you mean like this?]

Rio: [very lowkey dry humping you with this like mhmm]

Buster: [the GASP like we’re pretending we’re so scandalised about this but actually we’re just really about it, hence joining in with this too]

Rio: [‘don’t call me frigid’ with an amused lil smirk because clearly were not remotely but we’re way too turned on in all the ways you cannot deny rn too]

Buster: [‘you’re way more into being called a slut’ like I would never because we remember earlier when she called herself one and that was iconic behaviour so ‘for me’]

Rio: [doing the tongue suck move ‘cos yes we are ‘worst kept secret, right’ like you know, everyone knows]

Buster: [‘we’ve got plenty of other secrets now’ like it’s okay we can allow it, as he’s doing the most dry humping her here, that goes without saying]

Rio: [‘no one will know I’m actually your whore’ as per so hard to resist the temptation of how easy it is to take this up a notch when it’s just your knickers in the way]

Buster: [‘Everybody here will when I do this’ removing the obstacle like I’ll literally be wearing the evidence of it because you’re wearing nothing ‘and your friend could definitely hear us’ we all know how loud and feral you are but ideally don’t get caught like that lol]

Rio: [moaning his name so loudly at this ‘she won’t mind’ as a sentence that takes forever to get out, obvs]

Buster: [‘she won’t be jealous?’ do you mean because you’re so slay or her bf is such a flop or both, sir, regardless, going for this so much rn, undoing his trousers for the reason of being too turned on to not be able to again but otherwise keeping all the clothes where they are cos very much the point atm]

Rio: [shaking your head ‘happy for me’ ‘cos realistically this lady was there when your boyfriend broke up with you, dunno if she’d be thrilled about this but you know, understand the sentiment ‘I can feel you’]

Buster: [nodding because clearly he got that vibe from her however short of an interaction they had but whatever he was gonna say isn’t coming out because SUCH a moan is because really gotta make sure she can feel EVERYTHING, nothing else matters]

Rio: [our eyes going SO BIG and maintaining ridiculous eye contact like we aren’t dying ‘I’d be jealous’ like if this were not me rn]

Buster: [‘I’d have to fight for you’ like if this were not me I’d have to make sure it was me and steal you away lol]

Rio: [‘I’d let you’ ‘cos you wouldn’t have to fight hard is the tea but we’re 😍 so you have to]

Buster: [giving her the biggest heart eyes back of course, how could he not ‘squirt for me again’ impractical under the circumstances that you would end up looking like you fell fully clothed into a swimming pool lol but I love that you want that to be the energy sir]

Rio: [tugging on his expensive clothes like what if I ruin them, an adorable amount of concern tbh lol]

Buster: [‘I’d let you’ exactly as she said it]

Rio: [go in harder with moving yourself like okay, then I shall]

Buster: [y’all just living your best lives being extra af in public once more, god bless, saying her name so indecently as if she needs the encouragement]

Rio: [‘this has been the best night ever’ so sincerely]

Buster: [‘Easter is gonna be even better’ as a promise because he’s always gotta top it, idk how you will sir but you always have faith that it’s possible so]

Rio: [we’re nodding because believe it and will also do everything we can so that’s true ‘you can stay ages’ in comparison and that’s all that counts rn]

Buster: [‘Can you behave for that long?’ he knows she can but still gotta challenge her to prove it, duh]

Rio: [‘you can be in charge forever’ like even if I couldn’t]

Buster: [‘own you from a different city’]

Rio: [gripping onto him because we have to or we feel like we’re gonna die]

Buster: [‘you wanna be mine wherever the fuck we are, don’t you? Belong to no-one else but me’ the absolute drama, shh]

Rio: [‘that’s all I want, I know you do too, to be able to do whatever with me, whenever you need me’]

Buster: [kissing her like his life depends on it because that’s so true and such a read]

Rio: [‘say I’m yours’ between these kisses because need to hear it]

Buster: [obviously doing it, however long it takes to get the words out]

Rio: [doing your own dramatic kiss so you don’t tell him you love him]

Buster: [‘you would’ve let me do this too, yeah?’ putting just the tip in how boys do when girls don’t wanna hook up and they’re trying to be like let’s just 🥺]

Rio: [the actual GASP as if you fully just slammed your entire self into us ‘cos feeling like it after all this teasing ‘God yes, daddy’]

Buster: [the actual levels of restraint required to not fully do that, give this boy an award because he isn’t]

Rio: [likewise has stopped moving so we don’t accidentally make that happen ‘cos haven’t asked permission for that ‘I only didn’t try ‘cos I knew I’d like it this much’ none of us were ready for that before now]

Buster: [the way he’s breathing rn so !! because not trying to accidentally hardcore start with all that either, moving so deliberately to make sure it’s only out and as far back in because we’ve set a mood and we must stick to it, closing her eyes for her the way she did for him when they first ended up on the cold hard ground, just cos + the gentlest kiss]

Rio: [doing the littlest almost crying like sounds from being that overwhelmed by this softness and the torture of it ‘I don’t need anyone else’ like you didn’t even realise you said that because that out of your own head in this moment]

Buster: [‘of course you don’t’ as a whisper before he fully puts his tongue in her ear for the contrast]

Rio: [put your face in his neck and breathe in so hard you’re gonna be more lightheaded than you already are ‘I would’ve let you do whatever you wanted from [the truth or dare moment]’ as if it’s not blatant but we gotta say it]

Buster: [even though it is blatant it is gonna mean all that restraint is non existent and he will just be fucking her fully in the most slow but intense way ‘this?’ la la la I’m just not thinking about however old y’all were, excuse me]

Rio: [the ‘yes’ basically exploding out of you like you’ve been dying to say it ‘cos yeah lowkey]

Buster: [the loudest moan ever because trying not to cum immediately about it honestly]

Rio: [could not be more mutual ‘I can’t stop thinking about it now-’ like know I shouldn’t but can we care, not currently, soz]

Buster: [‘if I don’t, I’m gonna-’ can’t and also don’t need to finish that sentence, we’re all well aware]

Rio: [‘I’ll squirt for you, just like you asked’ sounding as frantic as we’re moving now]

Buster: [he has yet to say please himself so far but you better believe he’s saying it now]

Rio: [that would do it for you, soz to this household again but not at all honestly, not to mention all these random partygoers ‘cos yet again being obscenely loud about it]

Buster: [me like don’t worry girl they’re outside as if being literally in this girl’s front garden means it’s FINE haha, lowkey there’s probably even more people about coming and going, no pun intended]

Rio: [the neighbours just tryna sleep like … y’all better be finding a new party or a club or somewhere else when you’ve recovered which is not yet remotely]

Buster: [honestly, you probably finish up to discover there’s a really off their face person also just chilling in this garden like a creepy zombie, just scaring the shit out of you, like the vice versa of that Shaun of the Dead scene when they think that zombie in the garden is just a v drunk girl lol]

Rio: [truly lmao and y’all can’t even say shit ‘cos what do you expect frankly if you’re gonna do all this, would have you getting up and going faster though so that’s a plus]

Buster: [a club is a good shout for anonymity though because you’re probably pushing your luck at another party as far as not running into Rio’s actual friends/people she wouldn’t want to see her being this feral with someone who even if they don’t know he’s her cousin they’d be like ?? and ask too many questions later]

Rio: [I’m sure you can find somewhere to get in before closing time, even if it’s a little bit of a walk]

Buster: [she’s hot and he’s rich, it’ll be fine even if it’s late af they’ll still blatantly let you]

Rio: [at least you don’t have to go find that girl and say your goodbyes hun, how awkward lol]

Buster: [just run away lads]

Rio: [bebopping down this street casually, holding his hand ‘in case you get lost’]

Buster: [‘in case you get hurt’ because it’s valid, there’s still clearly lots of people about doing all sorts of wilding so]

Rio: [‘not with you around’ swinging your hands a little]

Buster: [a look like yep exactly, he is protection squad, probably also pushing some peeps out of the way who are being too ridiculous too close to y’all to really make that point]

Rio: [😍 snuggling into your side looking up at you]

Buster: [looking down at her with a lil smile like yep you’re so safe rn cos we know you loves it]

Rio: [doing a happy little dance casually]

Buster: [😍😍😍]

Rio: [laughing at yourself like what am I doing but we’re just pure buzzing soz not soz]

Buster: [loling too as well as smiling bigger because how happy she is is contagious and you clearly feel the same way anyway you’re just more reserved about showing it]

Rio: [‘you could get in anywhere’ like look at that smile]

Buster: [pulling her by the jumper sleeve closer to him like true but I’d also go literally anywhere with you rn including just walking forever through these streets tbh]

Rio: [hard same hence we’re going to keep you out until it’s time for your flight, basically, telling him as much like fyi babe]

Buster: [being the smirking emoji because he likewise had no intention of going home and only ever planned to turn up directly to the airport when he’s gotta go but we’re letting her think it was her great idea, for once, lol which is how you know he’s happy and in love ‘Where are we going?’ eventually after they’ve just been walking for a while and she’s told him this plan]

Rio: [my boo says play mastermind honey, just list clubs for him that y’all could go to, of all the varieties, vanilla, cheap, bouj, strip, gay etc etc because we’d know everywhere to go]

Buster: [this boy blatantly has spent no time out and about in Dublin but picking somewhere that isn’t too cheap and packed that they’d run the same risk they would at another party of running into peeps she knows but that isn’t the kind of boujee that means he might as well be in Chelsea rn]

Rio: [speeding up slightly from the way we’ve truly just been wandering and enjoying it like let’s go then honey ‘if Nance is anywhere she’ll have picked [the boujiest option available]’ like no worries of that run-in]

Buster: [a look like yeah I know and that’s why he didn’t pick it because if he’s been out anywhere it’s probably there with her at some point because the vibe isn’t that they spend a lot of time here and have loads of friends so]

Rio: [‘it’s boring anyway, unless you’re looking for some celebrity’s kid to buy your drink’ ‘cos those sorts of places always are and we’d only go there for such purposes]

Buster: [giving her such an amused look with a raised eyebrow like you’re so shocked and appalled she could’ve ever done such a thing]

Rio: [pushing him like shh ‘could’ve mentioned the whole sugar baby scene’ like that’s worse and also a blatant hunting ground]

Buster: [‘it’s a scene I’m familiar with’ because he’s rich and so are all his friends and their parents and everyone he ever encounters, of course he is ‘the celebrity namedrop you teased me with however, remains an unknown’ like tell me which celebrity kids you were trying to get with thanks]

Rio: [just tell him some of your friends who do it/have done it and their stories because you’ve only toe-dipped so it isn’t like you have any scandalous ones of your own, as for the celebrity kids just tap your nose like ah well]

Buster: [tell her about the dad of someone you went to school with who absolutely embarrassed himself and tore his fam apart by falling for a sugar baby or something like that because I’m sure it’s happened and however long ago it was/distant to your friend group everyone would talk about it because hilariously awkward scandal, and obviously do all the playfight/tickling vibes after to try and get her to tell you about the celeb kids, don’t even wanna know that badly, just like getting her to tell you]

Rio: [‘good thing your mum would kill your dad before letting him embarrass her like that’ like that’ll never happen to your fam on her watch, ‘cos we have a father that is really embarrassing and we don’t like to talk about it honey, hence telling you these celeb kids for your own distraction too]

Buster: [‘The only vaguely embarrassing thing about my dad is how obsessed he is with my mum’ cos tea, baze are so about each other forever and always, he would never cheat under any circumstance, telling her what celebrity kids you’ve met/encountered and how big of a twat they are comparatively because you’d have come across many]

Rio: [‘and what’s wrong with that? Aside from the fact it’s your parents so you’re automatically turned off’ shrugging like that’s how it should be, surely; doing a lol ‘they’re all twats, but you know, insecure ones so you have to feel a bit bad for ‘em’ doing the 🤏 about it]

Buster: [‘Nothing, aside from the fact they’re my parents, it’s aspirational’ because it is, we all know he wants what they have and of course he would, they’re an iconic power couple, a shrug ‘No, I don’t’ because if he doesn’t feel bad for none of y’all, soz not soz]

Rio: [a look like yeah, I was gonna say ‘I wouldn’t settle for less, no matter how much money was in it’ like could never go all in and fully just marry a rich man that didn’t care about us and we didn’t care about him]

Buster: [‘money can be made countless ways, there are always options, less so when it comes to sourcing what else they have for yourself’ because true, love is harder to come by than wealth, especially if you’re as ambitious as these two are]

Rio: [‘cheek’ like he’s saying it’d be hard for her purely, not as a general statement but obviously we agree with what you’re actually saying so making a face like yeah, I know ‘Oh well’ doing a little spin away ‘cos nothing to be done about this dilemma tonight when you’re only 18 ‘you can still fuck me on my wedding day, whenever it happens’]

Buster: [‘before, during or after my objection?’ when you’re just outing yourself as someone who would stop her fictional wedding to someone else]

Rio: [thank god you walked ahead ‘cos you are clearly bright red right now, even if you’re grinning with it and you can hear that in her voice ‘well, during WOULD be the most theatrical but the priest would probably object to that himself, like’]

Buster: [‘because he’s jealous, which would be true of a majority of the guests as well’ soz for shading this fictional priest like this and coming for the lives of every ex or bitter single friend of hers we’re imagining is there and heartbroken also haha]

Rio: [‘what else is a wedding for?’ but we have to LOOK back at you, turning and walking backwards to do so, clearly an empty enough street to do that, even just for this moment]

Buster: [STARING at her obviously]

Rio: [‘I haven’t forgotten what’s important’ ‘cos what he said about blood earlier when y’all were being the most, so casual]

Buster: [‘Good, don’t’ not at all casually]

Rio: [‘I made a promise to you first, nothing has to change that’] 

Buster: [‘nothing could’ yet again too secure, this boy, he genuinely believes that he has nothing to ever worry about here cos who can take him, no bitch]

Rio: [turn yourself back around girl like you really didn’t just drop this bombshell]

Buster: [grabbing her wrist/sleeve to spin her back around in the hottest move because always ‘you know that’ because you both do, there’s no stopping this now ever]

Rio: [the !! the stunned silence of holding your breath first because always ‘that’s why I said it’ quiet but the most !! of course ‘nothing and no one will change the fact you can have me whenever you want’]

Buster: [yet again kissing her as if it’s been a thousand years because you will say something really extra if not and no thank you sir]

Rio: [putting your all into this makeout, not at all subtly pressing your hips against his]

Buster: [‘I need to stay inside you all night’ repeating what she said earlier when they were fucking on the street because it’s how he feels, literally can’t get enough of you gal]

Rio: [biting your earlobe at this reminder ‘you belong inside me’ meant to be whispered but it’s more frantic than that when we say it]

Buster: [not this boy taking her underwear off right here right now and putting it in his pocket like you simply won’t be needing to wear it ever again, excuse you, other people exist and can see y’all]

Rio: [having no respect for anyone around you ever because we’re so turned on, purposefully flashing you about it ‘take them home’]

Buster: [giving her a lil smack when he pulls her dress back down like that was such bad behaviour, again, please chill]

Rio: [such a NOISE in reaction, threatening to pull this dress up again like a badly behaved child 😈]

Buster: [a not at all casual staring contest like will she or won’t she lol, biting his lip indecently the entire time]

Rio: [teasing it out by almost doing it so many times but then do, because you can’t not]

Buster: [we all know you wanna hit her harder, boy, because wouldn’t have left a mark the first time and you’re all about that, especially knowing you’re leaving so soon]

Rio: [we know you both want that so go ahead, pushing up to give you the most surface area for that/shamelessly showing you more]

Buster: [pop off, you’re not wrong, clearly nothing and nobody is stopping you at this point]

Rio: [isn’t like you’re smacking her in the face rn, no worse than the rest of your admittedly unhinged antics]

Buster: [and you won’t be fully choking her out either, just pulling on a necklace that she’s bound to be wearing as part of this lewk]

Rio: [we’re clearly v happy, at this point lads you may as well ignore them honestly ‘what do you want me to do?’ like am I apologising, am I going harder, what’s the vibe]

Buster: [‘Are you sorry?’ because we know you’re not remotely and neither is he but let’s pretend it was bad behaviour still]

Rio: [the most unconvincing ‘yes’ on purpose ‘so sorry’]

Buster: [‘No, baby, you’re not, and it’s unacceptable to say things you don’t mean’ such a dad voice happening here obvs]

Rio: [the way you can’t help your body’s reaction to that no matter what you may have intended ‘I’m sorry I’m not sorry’ with a does that work? Tone]

Buster: [shoutout to the thigh lovebite for being where he’s slapping her next, not that hard but very deliberately there because 🥺 dad vibes that you’re not sorry yet]

Rio: [‘I’m sorry I lied to you’ because softness will always kill us and we are dead from that one]

Buster: [‘show me, if you’re telling the truth this time’]

Rio: [very slowly cover yourself back up with your dress like see, but it’s purely so you can turn back around and get on your knees doing your own 🥺]

Buster: [just LOOKING down at her being ruined by that face nbd]

Rio: [as slowly unzipping his trousers without looking away for a second ‘please let me make it up to you’ kissing the imprint of his dick over his boxers]

Buster: [such a dramatic intake of breath about it]

Rio: [licking up and down in the same manner ‘I know I don’t deserve it but…’ looking away finally just so you can LOOK back a second later like you want me to, don’t you?]

Buster: [‘I’m forgiving like that though’ as if you’re doing her such a massive favour here sir and not the other way round]

Rio: [just saying all the thank yous and doing loads of kisses ‘I’m so glad you’re my daddy’ with such a grin like you aren’t then going to shamelessly get these boxers out of your way and give him the most indecent head]

Buster: [The way y’all really are gonna get the shock of your lives when you can’t just be this publicly indecent whenever you see each other is sending me yet again ‘You’ve learned your lesson, haven’t you?’ so serious about this]

Rio: [honestly you are so lucky to have evaded the police thus far ‘cos they’d be everywhere but the fights are more pressing lbr so you’ve managed it somehow lads, leaving him just in our open mouth when he asks this like you tell me, have I? Like you can go in if you want]

Buster: [tbf she’s not a tourist and would hence know the drill and where to avoid so that’s at least somewhat believable, more so anyway than if he was just feralling with someone who didn’t, pulling her necklace again harder than he did before like ! promise please ‘because I can’t stay mad at you’ when you fr can’t because you’re dying here, still giving it big dad energy though ofc]

Rio: [the love is so real and all over our face ‘I promise, I’m going to do nothing but behave for you all night, you deserve a good girl’ proceed to show him what that entails again]

Buster: [grabbing her where he slapped her purely involuntarily because he’s just that highkey about everything she’s doing rn, soz not soz if he’s just adding to those booty bruises]

Rio: [forever silently encouraging when we can’t actually talk because too busy trying to make you even more highkey]

Buster: [really just frantically grabbing her to the point it’s ridiculous and he’s spreading her cheeks apart with it ‘you’re fucking divine, Rio’ no notes, just how many ways can he call her angelic or godlike in one night]

Rio: [all the noise we’re making is going to feel amazing for you boy because both those things have us so turned on]

Buster: [at least you can start touching her too even though there’ll be 0 finesse about it when he’s dying this hard himself, we appreciate the attempt]

Rio: [not even made it to the venue, oh lads, literally cannot leave you alone and that’s so obvious in the way we’re doing this like it’s the first time and we’re gonna do the most because might not happen again, despite the fact it isn’t and it clearly will]

Buster: [I stan that you’re both keeping this energy up when I’ve literally lost count of how many times y’all have hooked up so far and yeah like my boo said haven’t even made it to this clerb ‘I could get obsessed over you’ just admitting that they can be baze, it’s FINE]

Rio: [we all know what that means, just like we know her pulling out every stop is her saying DO IT without actually saying the words]

Buster: [meanwhile I’m just here like PLEASE stop running your mouth this hard on night 1, nobody asked for this, boy, thank god how much she’s doing will have to kill him and thus you can shut the fuck up for a sec hun, other than how LOUD he’s obviously being noise wise]

Rio: [have to make you cum immediately, even if that means moving away from you touching us so we can focus and also make EYE CONTACT too ‘cos we know that will kill you]

Buster: [doing it as dramatically as if it was the first time xoxo]

Rio: [swallow it this time as you were all about the facial in the kitchen]

Buster: [do yourself a favour and find a wall or something to sit on for a sec because you can’t just carry on walking as if that didn’t happen]

Rio: [eventually get up off your knees and come sit beside him like hey]

Buster: [checking her knees when she does sit because you really did just deathdrop onto whatever surface no fucks given sis]

Rio: [you probably have fucked them up a bit hun like whoops]

Buster: [giving some very lowkey TLC as if it’s super casual and not actually a really soft and kind thing to do, we all see you cleaning her up with your spit as well like that’s not a hot thing to do]

Rio: [kicking our legs because trying to do anything but be hearteyes at this boy]

Buster: [holding them still in a hot move as if she’s doing it to be a brat and make this nursing moment harder]

Rio: [‘I don’t know what to do about this’ as a blurt out]

Buster: [just looking at her waiting for her to elaborate]

Rio: [is not, just kissing his cheek like anyway]

Buster: [untangling her necklace for her because noticing he tangled it when he was grabbing it like a heathen and one thing this boy will do is take responsibility for his own actions, big or small]

Rio: [holding his hand there when he’s finished]

Buster: [saying her name, I think for the first time in this entire convo potentially when they aren’t in the middle of a hookup, I could be wrong but no notes]

Rio: [I think you’re right hence the ?]

Buster: [when you clearly just wanted to/didn’t realise you had/are overwhelmed by this entire night so you don’t actually have anything to follow that with]

Rio: [‘yeah’ because hard same boy, resting our head on his shoulder ‘that’s what I was gonna say’]

Buster: [‘Your own name?’ for the bants like okay what a power move]

Rio: [‘how could I not?’ you can hear the eyeroll as we’re kicking/playing footsie with you]

Buster: [absolutely trying to remove her shoe with it which depending what kind of heel it is could be v easy or not but throwback to when he was being a foot pervert earlier and shoutout all the walking these streets they’ve done]

Rio: [‘not here!’ with such scandalised tone as if you’ve not gone so far beyond that out in these streets today heheh]

Buster: [1000% putting her feet up in his lap and giving her an actual legit foot rub but pretending we’re just doing it because she was scandalised and we’re an unrepentant devil]

Rio: [‘you’re so nice, you know that?’ in a happy sigh like you gotta know it boy]

Buster: [‘I know nice isn’t the word’ because true it is such a bland word with so many meanings, not even saying it like I’m actually just a massive dickhead]

Rio: [‘I’ll think of one you like better when I catch my breath’ like give me a sec but we’re smiling]

Buster: [smiling back like okay then as if he’s really gonna hold her to this, but saying ‘don’t’ as in don’t catch your breath because he’s obviously kissing her as soon as the word’s out of his mouth]

Rio: [kissing you so softly again like y’all are so sweet and innocent and not demons ‘kissing you is so-’ about to say nice which then makes you stop and lol like oh no, gonna say it again]

Buster: [‘I aim to please’ because can and will bring back that phrase from so so long ago, of course I shall, smiling like oh you whilst still kissing her]

Rio: [making a noise in agreement ‘understatement, if anything’ getting in his lap, as per, still kissing him]

Buster: [‘I’m not totally incapable of showing restraint’ like haha at least conversationally I can, whilst physically doing the most in terms of this ongoing makeout because simply must]

Rio: [doing a little pout ‘such a shame’ for the bants like no never]

Buster: [touching her in response because she stopped him earlier to focus on her indecent blowjob and antics so]

Rio: [resting your head on his shoulder because you can’t ‘fuck!’]

Buster: [going at this like it’s his first ever attempt because simply must be this extra and enthusiastic at all times, especially tonight]

Rio: [kissing up his neck when you can focus and aren’t just lost in your own pleasure, at least you’re at the perfect spot to make all the noise in his ear]

Buster: [‘I really like you’ because he do, no notes]

Rio: [no pretending that didn’t make you GASP, even when you recover enough to get out ‘I like you too, Buster’]

Buster: [saying it again but adding more reallys as he does more and more to her and she therefore reacts accordingly]

Rio: [pushing back against what he’s doing with as much energy ‘are you teasing me?’ about all he’s saying but still 🥺]

Buster: [‘I wouldn’t do that’ so sincere]

Rio: [kissing his cheek but how you would if you were actually kissing his lips not just a peck vibe]

Buster: [kissing her jaw with the exact same energy]

Rio: [‘I like you the most right now’ pushing yourself up holding onto his shoulders]

Buster: [‘it’s gonna be a permanent thing’ like not just for rn gal, but for always]

Rio: [‘okay’ but !! like I want it]

Buster: [could not be being more !! with everything he’s doing in response, of course]

Rio: [‘I like playing with you again’ so uncasually]

Buster: [‘I’m not playing’ again doing the absolute most like excuse you this is v serious business and very important]

Rio: [‘you’re hot when you’re serious’ trying to be bantsy but you’re literally dying so it ain’t nothing but the truth being blurted out]

Buster: [‘We fucked up not playing truth or dare like this’ because she’s literally incapable of lying to him rn]

Rio: [‘go on’ like I’m not stopping you]

Buster: [‘I already know everything I need to about you now’ because tonight has been illuminating that’s true, I see why you’d feel like that legit]

Rio: [a noise like true ‘what else could be relevant?’ gesturing at the current situation]

Buster: [his own noise like yeah exactly in her ear while he’s just going in on her lobe again nbd]

Rio: [‘you know how needy I am’ gripping his wrists at this ear action to steady ourself even slightly]

Buster: [‘and how to satisfy you’ like gal you’re insatiable like I am but I’ve got you, said in her ear indecently, obvs, putting his tongue in there again]

Rio: [‘I’ve lost track’ haven’t we all, doing a lil squeal at this tongue action]

Buster: [when you’re trying to remember but it’s all such a mad blur because how could it not be]

Rio: [‘maybe tomorrow we’ll remember’ ‘cos you’ll have time to]

Buster: [‘easter we’ll start over’ because that’ll be a brand new count and a whole new set of feral things to do]

Rio: [‘I’m not forgetting’ like he’s asked you to and you are like no thank you]

Buster: [‘there’s no chance of that, babe’ because neither of you will’ yet again pulling out all the stops as if he’s gotta prove she can’t and won’t]

Rio: [‘daddy, can I cum for you?’ because we are perilously close now]

Buster: [‘you asked so politely’ like how could I possibly refuse]

Rio: [go in and let go of the tiny amount of control you were holding onto to stop yourself just fully losing it]

Buster: [this boy loves to see it]

Rio: [be here again, just cuddling into him whilst you recover, eventually ‘I’m gonna owe you new trousers’ because imagine the state lol]

Buster: [the way he’s shrugging that off like they weren’t expensive af, oh to be rich, far more concerned with gently fixing her clothes for her from the disarray they are bound to be in]

Rio: [looking down like oh yeah, are either of us going to get in this club, of course you will but truly ‘am I a mess?’]

Buster: [‘you keep getting more tempting every time I look at you’ true we’re just falling in love here]

Rio: [looking around y’all like we should probably try to get a bit further but then you can’t help but look back at him with hearteyes ‘you’re not real’]

Buster: [looking at every single bruise he’s left on her so far that’s visible with the ootn having been readjusted lovingly ‘yeah I am’]

Rio: [‘yeah’ running your hands down his arms and holding his hands like you’re checking ‘never looked forward to easter so much in my life’]

Buster: [a smile cos hard same, he’d have found it so annoying when Ava was younger and dragged him along, you do look good in pastel colours at least sir, don’t have to sacrifice your aesthetic]

Rio: [my boo says another look to slay]

Buster: [except maybe not because Winnie says we should cockblock as they’ve gotten away with everything tonight and I’ve thought of a way how to, but more about that when it’s relevant hehe, for now ‘Ready?’ a genuine q because if you need more recovery time he’s happy to give you it chilling here but he’s not a boy who wastes time]

Rio: [‘let’s go’ get your shoes back on girl and hit the road]

Buster: [see if you actually get there this time haha]

Rio: [good luck lmao but we’re making more of an attempt anyway]

Buster: [we should probably let you, if there’s any kind of a line of peeps to get into this clerb you’ll have a chance to be extra then to kill the boring wait]

Rio: [there’s always some line, especially nights like this]

Buster: [yeah, normally there wouldn’t be cos y’all have left it later to go but it’d be busy everywhere cos the sheer numbers of tourists and peeps out and about]

Rio: [get in this queue then lads]

Buster: [he’d be the dickhead to jump it a bit but you don’t need to be getting into any fights sir so don’t fully go to the front thank you]

Rio: [that isn’t going to win you any friends lol, get in this line and deal ‘what time is your flight?’ like actually because we have not asked and have only just realised]

Buster: [don’t worry he’ll just do it a lil bit and sneakily so there will be no aggro, obviously tell her what time your flight is, knowing baze it’s probably earlier than you or your messy af sister would wanna leave if it was up to y’all but it’ll work well for your rocking straight up there vibe that I’m sure Nancy will also do]

Rio: [‘may as well be hungover on the plane, I guess’ like all the adults are gonna be so unsurprised your fam isn’t sticking around to feel slightly more human]

Buster: [the smug grin you can do knowing you’re like 18 and don’t get hangovers yet, soz baze, telling her whatever work thing they have to get back for because you’d know that, they’d always keep y’all in the loop and have the fam calendars synced to know what everyone is doing and when]

Rio: [‘unlucky’ ‘cos if you had school you’d skip it and work wouldn’t be until the PM like sucks to suck baze]

Buster: [‘it’s only a real holiday here’ with a shrug like in london life goes on sis]

Rio: [‘when’s your first exam?’ like speaking of work]

Buster: [tell her, I can’t remember when a-levels start I’m old, ooh *appaz a-levels start in like may but end in june whereas leaving cert exams start and finish in june, they must not be as spread out/there aren’t as many, that was just a quick google though so pinch of salt there]

Rio: [compare ‘cos likewise idk the difference but it’s all around the same sort of time, that’s weird though because leavers is more because you have to do all your cores still unlike a-levels, we know Irish schooling is to a higher standards though lol, soz to y’all]

Buster: [apparently for our future ref it’s like june 8 to june 28th for the irish ones but yeah, if we’re saying easter is in april you really won’t have long before yours start, boy]

Rio: [yeah they usually want you to start studying proper in easter hols, not that most do but I remember that energy]

Buster: [he is that perfectionist nerd and totally would, I’ll tell you my easter hol cockblock idea anyway as we’re talking about it, I thought that maybe baze could take the fam away for a holiday somewhere for the full 2 weeks off school because it is before exams so would be a nice way to chill before all that plus it’s lowkey the last fam hol you can guarantee because who knows what Nancy and Buster will be doing when they take Ava on a summer one and if they’d go/be too busy with their own lives and then it’s uni from there for him etc so it just tracks, but obvs he doesn’t know about it yet and it’ll mean no chance for him to come to Dublin]

Rio: [that makes perfect sense, I agree girl]

Buster: [blissfully unaware rn that you realistically aren’t gonna see each other til exams are over because there is no other reason he can just bebop after easter and vice versa]

Rio: [get ready to pine honeys]

Buster: [and absolutely DIE when you do see each other again, I cannot wait]

Rio: [right now be obliviously in this queue looking ‘round vaguely to see if you see anyone you know or nah] 

Buster: [imagine, just like oh great, we’ll be kind and say your charmed night continues though since you’re not gonna see each other for months after this, will give him an excuse to pick her up though so she can see better, no other reason, of course not]

Rio: [‘because that’s not noticeable’ with a lol]

Buster: [‘it isn’t my fault you’re eye-catching, whatever you do’ always hitting her with compliments]

Rio: [‘yes it is’ LOOKING at him ‘I wore this for you, remember’]

Buster: [checking her out yet again as if he doesn’t have this outfit memorised by now ‘I haven’t forgotten, you shouldn’t that it’s very little to do with the dress’ cos gal it’s YOU]

Rio: [‘it’s a nice dress’ but we’re 😳]

Buster: [‘nice still isn’t the word’ LOOKING at her like yes we stan the dress ngl]

Rio: [‘you give me a different one then’ word not dress lmao]

Buster: [‘seductive’ no notes]

Rio: [‘okay, that is better’ because into hearing you say it and always the goal]

Buster: [‘but like I said, that’s because of you’ because yes lbr if she wasn’t hot the dress could be 10/10 and would he care, no ‘I probably could’ve called the dress nice’ what a lowkey drag, soz to this dress that doesn’t actually have feelings]

Rio: [shaking our head in the oh you sort of way ‘cos we’re still blushy ‘say you want to see me out of it, like’]

Buster: [‘not here’ the way she said it earlier but also not at all because there’s a possessive vibe to it of I’m not gonna share you with this entire queue of people]

Rio: [‘isn’t that kind of club’ like there are limits but we have to get closer to you about the way you said that ‘when?’ in his ear ‘cos you haven’t actually been naked in front of each other long enough to appreciate it, obviously, she was for a bit in the cellar but that’s about it]

Buster: [‘it’s whatever kind of club we decide it is’ because what they said earlier about making their own rules tonight, but pulling her even closer to him because not trying to share her in there either tbh ‘when we don’t have to leave our hotel for anything’ soz to piss on your easter goals lads]

Rio: [lbr lads would be looking and probably saying things ‘cos never have any decorum but especially not half cut like everyone is by this point, pressing into him so tightly ‘I won’t pack’ like no clothes will be required for the entire stay then]

Buster: [it’s so true, good job he has enough decorum not to fight all of y’all rn because nobody needs that rn, he’s already had one fight ‘I will’ pulling at the jumper like in case there’s anything else you wanna steal cos it looks better on you]

Rio: [‘I might die when I see you naked’ the drama as if you haven’t been banging him all evening but tis how we feel truly]

Buster: [‘I better think of something I can do to revive you’ so saucily like don’t worry gal, I’ve got this if you do]

Rio: [‘you better’ smirk at him ‘because so far all I’ve seen from you is the opposite’ like can you even ‘cos a shameless challenge there]

Buster: [a smirk back like okay challenge accepted, obviously, who is he, and lowkey nothing is a challenge for this boy, he believes he can do anything]

Rio: [pushing his face away gently like ugh you’re the worst but we’re 😻😍]

Buster: [pulling her hair but gently and soft not !! like he has so far in their hookup moments]

Rio: [just gazing up at him ‘it’s been ages since we danced’ it has not but you’re drunk in love]

Buster: [soz not soz to everybody that he will be dancing with her within this queue and if y’all can’t hear the music from outside he will be playing some from his phone like a chav on a bus]

Rio: [when none of your boyfriends have been secure enough to be this carefree and silly low-key and you’re so about it, no one in this queue be a hater]

Buster: [oh to have the absolute unfaltering confidence of a young, hot and rich white boy, if only]

Rio: [just dance your way into this club basically babes ‘what are you drinking?’ Once you’re in the door, obviously has to be in your ear because clubs]

[bylrlvr]

finn wolfhard. one of the only few bitches in this madness hellhole i fully trust

he liked a byler fanart,

always dodges interviewers' questions on who mike's endgame is,

gives extremely vague answers on mlvn's future ("idk, i hope they can find happiness" "whether that's together or separate" etc.),

stuttered 38 times when asked if he ships byler,

gave a very cringed reaction to the mighty morphin power rangers monologue scene,

his spotify playlist named "love songs" is top notch bylercore and literally the first song on there is "boys dont cry",

puts his whole wolfussy and gives goo goo gaa gaa hearteyes throughout every byler scene,

HE PLAYS THE GODDMAN CHARACTER WHO WE YET TO KNOW IN CANON IF RECIPROCATES OR NOT,

duffers prolly gave him personalized notes on how to portray mike that might only be known between the writers and him,

has played other roles that all portray a young struggling queer boy in love with his best friend.

intentional or not, idc, i have claimed him as a byler warrior. cant wait for when s5 promo starts to see him flipping out over byler-related asks <3

[the-fried-rice-symbolism]

Maverick’s idea to wipe out everyone’s memory and make Kotetsu the public enemy number one is so evil and genius.

We’ve seen Barnaby call Kotetsu by his name, during episodes 14-19 it’s just *hearteyes* Kotetsu-san everytime they talk.

And then! Maverick is like “Oh you care about him? And he’s dumb enough to care about you too? I’m going to make you hate him.”

Like when you hear Barnaby say “Kaburagi T. Kotetsu I won’t forgive you”, and you’ve heard that tone of voice before, you know what Barnaby is capable of doing when he wants to take his revenge (literally Kill, and he would’ve killed Jake if Kotetsu wasn’t there looking at him). The fcking....... poetic cinema of Wild Tiger’s real identity being secret enough so the whole spiel goes through.

The public doesn’t know who Kotetsu is. That’s the key thing in defeating Jake, but Kotetsu’s fight with Jake when he tells his name is not aired to the masses (for being too violent), only people who already know Kotetsu’s identity watch that.

There’s a handful of people knowing who he really is, and the plan can work just because there’s like 10 of them and Maverick can get to all the relevant ones and alter their memories.

Of course he didn’t account for Ben and Kaede and Kotetsu’s family, but this doesn’t matter, he believes that Kotetsu’s is gonna be caught soon enough so whatever who cares about three people suffering.

And how ironically the evil scenario of Kotetsu being just a guy and nobody knowing who Wild Tiger really is, is what Kotetsu would want, in an ideal world. Superhero identity and real person are separate and could not be more different.

Idk, just. Seeing how easily it is to turn his friends against him. But also Mavericks powers not being all powerful with a single contradiction being able to just put a wrench in the plan. Yes he has the media and the evil organization at his hand. Yes he trusts that the manufactured persona of Barnaby “revenge boy out for revenge” will do everything. It was effective before why wouldn’t it work now? Let’s just alter his memories slightly, okay yeah he’s in love with his partner let’s just erase the fact of who it really is, this is not that relevant and there’s evidence of them hanging out so he can’t truly get rid of who Wild Tiger is to Barnaby and other heroes. But he can do the emotional manipulation where the name previously said with love and affection is said with hatered.

Truly evil plan imo, and it would have worked, if it weren’t for love and friendship, and the fact that Kotetsu loves Barnaby as well, to the point where he gives him a nickname and an attempt at his own identity outside “Barnaby Revenge Boi Brooks Jr”. And Maverick even knows what that is (Kotetsu refers to him as “Bunny” when they’re in his office drinking coffee), but finds it not relevant enough to take it into account.

This anime really has everything and I love it so much.