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Imagine a world where when Galahad finds the grail, it doesn't raise his soul to the heavens but instead sends him back in time with the future of the ruin of Camelot in his memories.
Imagine a world where Galahad must prove himself of worthiness to the holy grail by saving the Kingdom from certain doom. Imagine a world where Galahad is locked in a time loop of trying and failing to save his Kingdom.
And what if on his repeats of the years, he notices Mordred, who he has been shown to lead a rebellion against his king and bring about the ruin of Camelot. What if he notices a Mordred who is not yet filled with resentment but instead a Mordred who lingers in the shadows, watching, watching and wanting. What if Galahad befriends this Mordred over the timelines?
What then?
What if Mordred, not used to this new Galahad who acts strangely to him, notices something is wrong with the pure knight?
What then?
#arthurian legend#arthurian mythology#galahad#mordred#Listen I'm not crazy#I am just fascinated by how well Mordred and Galahad parallel each other#And also fascinated by how there are so few timeloop aus for Arthuriana#Which led to this unhinged creation of mine#It's very loosely based on the mythos and I pick and choose which authors I follow ahhdhshsh
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The first of four Cosmere fic's for Trish's celebration of Femslash February!
This one is Lyn/Laral, a rarepair Trish first considered because she misread a @cosmereplay Lyn/Laran fic's tags, and has stuck in her brain ever since.
Next week will come a Design/Khriss fic, one with a fun AU twist.
Oh, and it's Trish's birthday today! So that's fun. Your present to Trish can be reading this fic 🥺
#femslash february#stormlight archive#cosmere#fanfiction#lyn#laral#lyn x laral#listen i'm not crazy#lyn is everything laral dreamed of as a kid
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chat can you hear me out on a romance between the penguin and music mesiter with the cheesy casino/lounge owner x singer plotline
#chat pleade#listen i'm not crazy#oswald cobblepot just has a thing for twinks#darius chapel#oswald cobblepot#the penguin#dc
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20. Weight of the World — Battle Tapes
You showed up haunted with a fist full of dynamite Curated provocateur Ooh, the funny thing about a life that's so civilized Is when the lines start to blur Delusional, until we fold Buried under the weight of the world
This songs hits ten times harder if you imagine that the instrumental dropping out to the slowly rising bass at ~2:28 is the moment Tango respawns after Bdubs' boogeyman kill and starts to spiral into rage.
#never rushed to do a piece so fast after being prompted to rewatch Etho's 6th episode of Last Life. I feel crazy#dbhc#spotify wrapped doodle challenge#dbhc tango#dbhc etho#dbhc last life#dbhc art#ask#dbhc ask#anon#the scattered dialogue would be. erm. all of the teasing from etho and bdubs (mostly etho) after the fact :) so i'm#normal#tangotek#tango#ethoslab#etho#art escapades#last life smp#llsmp#last life#trafficblr#hermitcraft au#hermitcraft#ill reblog this tomorrow at a more normal time good grief#AT LAST#THE TANGO LAST LIFE SONG#definitely recommend you listen to the whole song though. what a banger#Tw eye strain#Tw glitch
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art trade w/ thrak800 on twit - love this fella !
#my art#anthro#furry#illustration#oc#boar#i'm always such a yapper but i can't think of a single thing to say for real#just had some apple slices with melted nutella. that was pretty great#and i got like 7 questions right on university challenge tonight. pretty damn good#oh and i brought a £17 cake reduced down to £6 the other day that was great. sliced that mf up and put it in the freezer#also i went on a walk through the hoarfrost yesterday listening to classical music at dusk and it profoundly changed me not to b pretentiou#this is the perks of life man this is what it's all about.#i'm also going a bit crazy because i NEED to be better at art on god i need to be better or i will sadly pass away#but also it's so hard. but that's the fun part. and also the worst part. this year i will get better i will i will i will#actually one more thing: i've got the most important character ever to show off soon......my magnum opus...#and one more thing: thrak KILLED IT with his side of the trade i'm eating the art he did for my girl ricky with my eyes and my soul#okay there we go i always have something to yap about in the tags. even when i think i don't#also sorry 2 my kofi people who i promised to show art to first but with art trades i simply have to post the art when the other person doe#yes i know literally no-one will care about this but i promised and i have failed....forgive me
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May your hardened heart be woken By the soft and distant song Of all you left here unspoken All the shards we keep stepping on - Take this body home Take this body home Call the wind, and let her know Take this life outgrown Take this broken soul Call the stars, call them all And take it high, take it far, take it home
#svsss#luo binghe#shen qingqiu#bingqiu#sqq#lbh#scum villain#heard the song Take This Body Home by Rose Betts and it nearly took me out at the knees#it really really suits sqq's self-detonation in hua yue city right? i'm not the only one feeling this?#considered adding some literal shards for them to be stepping on - since sqq's sword explodes - but i couldn't quite make it work#anyway this has been playing like a music video in my head for the past couple days highly recommend listening to the song#if you haven't heard it before#can't get over the absolute dissonance between how sqq views this scene and how everyone else must feel about it#like to him he's just completing his plan - hopefully keeping lbh from destroying a city with energy imbalance and escaping The Plot#nbd! he and sqh have planned it all out it's FINE :) off he goes!#meanwhile everyone who loves him - including lbh who worked years to get back to him and is trying to work through a lot of grief#and resentment and doubt and longing and... - watches him DIE in FRONT OF THEM#just collapse while coughing up blood sword disintegrating energy completely consumed#like holy hell sqq could you traumatize the people around you any more???#no wonder lbh went a little bit crazy after that like my man was already not in a great place but what the fuck#lbh watches his shizun presumably sacrifice himself for him ONCE AGAIN like after he's finally Gotten Strong his shizun is STILL#coming to harm in an effort to make up for his shortcomings#my art#most of the time out here drawing what amounts to muppets and then sometimes i get the urge for this and just need to cover everyone in blo
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SKZ 2024 Minsung Dorm Meme Fall Out
#LISTEN#Ya'll r crazy quick with the memes#first one had me physically SCREAM#OMFG AAAAAAA#I'M#i'm glad we all agree#skz#stray kids#han jisung#lee know#skz crack#skz leeknow#skz han#leeknow#minsung#🥢#skz dorms#the weather is nice#😭😭😭
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Hey, remember this "Ma Meilleure Ennemie" vinyl that we saw in "Pretend Like It's The First Time"?
This is a reference to Xayah and Rakan, League's famous inseparable Vastayan bird lovers.
Yes. These Xayah and Rakan.
...I thought I was dreaming until I saw the full design of this vinyl in the artbook. I am so happy about this, you have no idea 🥹💞
#i'm sorry but s2ep7 continues to be the most creatively charged episode everrrrrrr#AH YES. FINALLY MY TWO FAVOURITE LEAGUE PAIRINGS ARE MERGED TOGETHER - TIMEBOMB AND YAYAKAN YOU WILL ALWAYS BE ICONIC 🔥✨💞#LISTEN. BEFORE I GOT OBSESSED WITH TIMEBOMB I WAS EVEN MORE OBSESSED WITH YAYAKAN. THIS MADE ME SO DAMN HAPPY YOU CAN'T IMAGINE 😭😭😭#wild magic cinematic was a part of my formative experience. their champion theme still gives me goosebumps. I'M SO AAAAAAA ABOUT THIS 😭😭😭#i'm holding myself back from going crazy about these literal lovebirds 🥺#arcane#timebomb#league of legends#yayakan#xayah x rakan
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Another Phaidei Fic I Want to Read
It's the political arranged marriage AU but make it (ooooo) complicated~
Crown Prince Mydeimos of Castrum Kremnos was born under a dark star, with a prophecy of abject despair uttered at the moment of his birth: Mydeimos will be the last king of Kremnos. The city-state will fall, her people will be lost, and the glory of Strife entirely will fade into nameless oblivion. Year after year, the prophets repeat the same warnings: Mydeimos is cursed, and he will bring the downfall of their kingdom and all its inhabitants.
But no one in Kremnos knew just how cursed their prince was until the day the regent's war council convinced their king to do the unthinkable: If Mydeimos was sacrificed, perhaps their prophecy of destruction could be averted and Kremnos saved...
Only Mydei couldn't even die like he was supposed to. No matter how many times he was mortally wounded, the boy just kept standing up--not even Thanatos would take him. That glorious death in battle that all Kremnoan warriors were expected to achieve--even this most central aspect of Mydei's own culture rejected him.
This life of betrayal and total loneliness, with the promise of eventually destroying everything he knew and cared for, seemed inescapable--until one day, when Mydeimos had already passed the age of majority (and would have long since been allowed to challenge his father for the crown if it weren't for the despair prophesied to be his reign), a new vision was shared among all of their people's seers: There was a way to avert their kingdom's impending destruction and save their people. "Only the son of Aedes Elysiae can deliver Castrum Kremnos from the dark tide and restore the true king to her throne."
Aedes Elysiae is a tiny city-state with nowhere near enough military might to defend against a full onslaught from the Kremnoans. But the risk that the Elysian prince could be harmed--and all of Kremnos' future lost in the process--is too high to engage in a traditional war of conquest. Although it runs contrary to the Kremnoans' very natures, if it means securing their kingdom's future and hiding the truth of their foreseen fate forever, they will engage in any manner of subterfuge and political maneuvering necessary.
Namely, by using the threat of war to force Aedes Elysiae to surrender their crown prince to a permanent and binding political alliance. If the Elysians want to avoid obliteration by the military might of the Kremnoans, they will tie the destiny of their crown prince to the Strifewalkers' through blood and oath--a marriage to Kremnos' own Prince Mydeimos. In this way, perhaps the curse can finally be outweighed by the glory of a savior.
Enter Phainon: the pride and joy of Aedes Elysiae, the golden sun to his people, loved by everyone who knows him. Although his heart has always been soft and romantic, rebelling fiercely at the idea of marrying someone he's never met and doesn't love, there is nothing Phainon won't do to protect his people and his kingdom--even if it means sacrificing himself.
So Phainon agrees to leave his family and homeland behind, and makes the miserable journey to Castrum Kremnos to meet his destiny... as well as his new husband.
Too bad Mydei wants absolutely nothing to do with him.
Disgusted by his father's willingness to forsake Kremnos' sacred principles of pride and integrity by using underhanded tactics and falsehoods to force Aedes Elysiae's prince into compliance, Mydei refuses to even acknowledge his marriage to Phainon, let alone look in his fellow prince's direction.
Which wouldn't be a problem, honestly, if it weren't for the fact that poor Phainon is smitten within days.
When the Kremnoans were strong-arming Aedes Elysiae's king into giving up his beloved son, why had no one thought to just tell Phainon that Prince Mydeimos was so... so... upright and honest and brave and powerful and gorgeous and straightforward and humorous and quick-witted and honorable and also gorgeous? (Phainon thinks perhaps this last point should be repeated a few more times for good measure.) Truly, Phainon might have gone willingly if anyone had just thought to show him a portrait of his husband-to-be in advance!
While Phainon struggles to catch his own husband's attention and soften Mydei's seemingly unbreakable stone heart, Mydei struggles with his father's demands to keep his curse hidden, to not reveal the omen of destruction lurking behind this sham of a marriage. Though having to lie shreds every last tatter of pride Mydei has, if this prince of Aedes Elysiae discovers the truth, that he's been brought here solely to counteract Mydei's prophesied inability to reign, Kremnos' enemies will know it within the hour. A single weakness will be all the world needs to turn on the Kremnoans, to bring Mydei's terrible destiny to pass.
And... And if Phainon learns the truth about Mydeimos, about his curse, about how he is an abomination that not even death will accept, about the misery he is destined to bring, about the failures that are sure to come, about how he is hated by his country, his people, his own family--then Mydei will lose the first person who has ever smiled freely at him, ever wanted to walk beside him, ever spoke kind words in his direction...
There is no way Phainon would ever look at him the same again.
There is no way Phainon would stay.
And that would be cruelest fate of all.
(What Mydei and Castrum Kremnos don't know is that Phainon has a secret of his own: He's not royalty by blood in the slightest. He was a penniless orphan who just got lucky enough to be taken in by the castle and end up, through twists in his own destiny, to be raised by the childless rulers of Elysiae from nothing but the kindness of their hearts.
There is no son of Aedes Elysiae to save Castrum Kremnos from its fate--and the dark tide comes for all.
But visions bestowed by the gods must not be doubted. Perhaps the combined efforts of two lonely people--the one who forsook his own land for love and the one who could only be loved by someone from another land--will see the sun of Aedes Elysiae delivered to Kremnos once more...
And put a true and honest king upon her throne at last.)
#honkai star rail#phaidei#myphai#mydei#phainon#amphoreus#amphoreus spoilers#maybe slightly#even though this is an AU#look man I just need to see everyone angsting over hidden identities#Mydei acting so proud but having crushingly low self-worth from a life of being villianized and ostracized#Phainon ancient Greek googling 'How can I make the man I'm married to notice me'#mutual pining but being so sure the other person could never love them#listen I think every ship needs an “arranged marriage royalty” AU#but the fact that I couldn't ALREADY find one for this ship#which is literally PERFECT FOR THIS TROPE#is actually crazy#send fics#please help
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Where do you go If I don't love you anymore? 🎶
#ts4 gameplay#ts4 challenge#ts4 legacy challenge#ts4 screenshots#I was listening to that song and this scene popped into my head#I had to make it or my brain would explode lmao#now i'm at peace#probably Sterling recognized her but then he turned around and she was gone#he thought “I’m going crazy aren’t I?”#idk sometimes I just want to heavily edit my pics lmao today’s one of those days i guess#pollock legacy#gen5#hope pollock#sterling atcliffe by rasoyas#I don’t think I’ve ever put a couple through so much like these two lmao#Sorry my children I promise you’ll be happy someday 🤣
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Pac: Do you think there's other way to find some sharestones over here? Nah, no, right?
Fit: Probably not.
Pac: Maybe. Ah– Fitch! Fitch! [Fit's name with an accent]
Fit: Oh– OH– Pac Pac Pac!
Pac: [In a panicked voice] FITCH!
Fit: Ok, you're good, I got you, I got you. Yeah, just stay over here, stay over here. Behind me, behind me.
Pac: Yeah, I'm good, I'm good, oh my god. [Laughs] I even changed language, you know? [Laughs]
Fit: [Laughs] All right, we got this.
Pac: I start screaming your name in Portuguese.
Fit: [Laughs] As soon as I hear "Fitch", I'm like, "Ohhh boy, sht's about to get real." [Checking his chat messages] Oh, Phil says it's important–
#FitMC#PacTW#QSMP#Hideduo#FitPac#Edited#This was so cute I had to do a little edit for it#Listen man I love their characters I love their relationship and I love their IRL friendship. They've got a firm grip on my brain rn#also I'm a MASSIVE sucker for the ''protecting partner in battle'' thing#But for real that Blaze knocked out SO MANY HEARTS in one hit that was crazy#Q#Also what was with that little eyebrow raise Pac? Hmm?#October 27 2023#Timestamp for Fit's stream: ~ 3h 21m 30s#Timestamp for Pac's stream: ~ 2h 40m
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"we need more messy and toxic relationship dynamics in fiction!!" u guys can't even handle the non-canon Rebecca Sugar gregpearl art
#ok in all seriousness i'm not a gregpearl shipper but the discourse surrounding it is CRAZY#1. it's not even canon. relax#2. they're her ocs!! she can do what she wants with them!!#i'm not even sure Pearl has a canon sexuality (outside of her being attracted to women) but. listen.#nonbinary butch greg. walk with me#steven universe#max speaks
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#owing to how hashtag relatable that last post I made was. apparently.#now listen I know what choice 2 people are thinking#there might be demons! or monsters! or an established monarchy comprised of children from another world!#but. consider this:#i'M LEAVING HAAHAAHAHHAHA BYE#I'm also taking mum with me so like. y'know. I'm crazy but I'm not stupid.
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KIM SEOKJIN + music videos ↳ happy birthday, kayla! @cordiallyfuturedwight 🤍🌼
(beautiful background art made by @kithtaehyung)
#kim seokjin#seokjin#jin#bts#btsedit#seokjinedit#gif#userdimple#userkelli#usersky#annietrack#raplineuser#rjshope#tuserandi#useremmeline#usermaggie#dailybts#userbangtan#underbetelgeuse#hi kayla!!!! this is nothing compared to what you deserves but i hope this brings a smile to your pretty face#firstly i want to wish you the happiest of the bdays i've found in you someone who truly brings me comfort and happiness#u since day 1 was the most adorable and lovable person with me#forever grateful to bangtan to bring me someone like you into my life#you deserves nothing but the best because YOU ARE the best#i love you to the jin (moon) and back 🤍 the prettiest daisy of my flower field 🌼#the amount of times i've listened to awake while making this was crazy#i'm so glad to have you in my lifeeeeeee aaaa#what a lovely day the 24th april#this is prob not in the correct timezone but i'm going to celebrate your day in any time 🥳#*smooching you*
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THE SHIRTS ARE ALMOST IDENTICAL STFU
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drawing ronance every day because i can
day 1: ”pale pink„
#my art#stranger things#ronance#nancy wheeler#robin buckley#fanart#listen i'm hyperfixating like crazy don't look at me
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