#Limlife liveblog

[mcybree]

-> check in with haunted mansion -> perch outside and make conversation with pearl for information -> notice jimmy’s nametag in the mansion -> break in there immediately to intervene or else he WILL die

fascinating

[gillionspookstrider]

theyre so bad, boys.

[quo-posts]

I really, really enjoy that every damage taken counts. It is such a good contrast to limlife where the impact of taking damage was much much smaller

[lillesfavouritecubes]

Martyn is talking watcher/listener lore on stream and mentioned the swapsies for pearl and cleo and how Pearl got helped out by the Listeners to be replaced after Double Life still being tough on her.

And I am typing this out before any Cleo explanations because I AM DECLARING that what happened for Cleo was that her getting recombobulated in Witchcraft SMP pulled her out of the LimLife world temporarily and the Listeners had to put in a substitute so Cleo won’t get penalized more for her “escape”.

[shreepytime]

"i have magical wood in my pocket"

[astronomical-bagel]

scar is so bad at lying hes good at it

[thiefnessman]

IF WE'RE GETTING PEARL AND CLEO TEAMING UP I WILL EXPLODE

[fordeadleaves]

tbh it feels less like etho’s an absent father & more like cleo took the kids in the divorce

[ethtyn]

etho's limlife #5 pov liveblog

oh good. bdubs is just. here.

not the boogeyman. so my initial supposition was incorrect [squints]

uhmmm the group screenie moment with bdubs halfway up a ladder to look shorter 😭 goodbye.

"i'm washed up at pvp, i don't know the answers to these questions anymore" WAAAAAAH

"the BITES lawncare service" HELP LOL

this post

WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE BAD BOYS. WHAT ARE THEY DOING IN ALL OF THIS.

"if they ask me why we did it, i have no clue, to be honest (laughs)" GHGNFNF. (from between gritted teeth, affectionately) i can't stand you.

SCREAM i am dying at Etho crouching in the water elevator listening to jimmy monologue to his commenters. "wait, where are you??" PLEASE.

...shrieker in the TIES base. 🫵🏻 Cleo.

"why does everybody call me a traitor?!" "you put a shrieker in our base!" "(laughs) oh, yeah, Mom told me to do that." SEE. CLEO.

"i love it when we're pranked by people who don't know how things work" pfffft damn tango go off

obsessed w Etho apparently immediately sniffing out the bad boys in TIES' base. "this is just embarrassing at this point" to hysterical laughter from the BBs. j'adore.

"Jimmy. you're a BAD BOY." "i'm a very bad boy." 🥴🥴🥴

tell me the bad boys are not wearing priest skins. like i'm sure they're supposed to look like regular suits but THEY LOOK LIKE PRIESTS i'm. this is. hm

deviation for. this post

"i would be here all the time if it was allowed!" "you're allowed. you could be a Clocker." IMMEDIATELY LOOKS AT BDUBS. "i could, couldn't i" in the softest voice. i am ripping up my pillow with my teeth.

SORRY. BDUBS PLACING TNT AND CLEO AND SCAR JUMPING AWAY WHILE ETHO'S JUST LIKE "this is nice 😌". IM CLAWING AT MY OWN FACE.

"i especially like that Cleo's been quiet. that's my favourite part of this whole supper." first of all it's dinner not supper you Canadian fuck (/aff), SECONDABLE you are. really going hard on the "not afraid of Cleo anymore" exposure therapy today sir. i love it keep going

KIDS DO YOU WANT TO GO PLAY CATCH RIGHT NOW. SITS DOWN AND WATCHES INTENTLY. HI ANON I AM THINKING OF YOUR OUT OF CONTEXT SPOILERS RN.

fucking JCNCKFNCKDNCKF. insults Cleo, fails to find the button to the iron door, gets slapped for his troubles. I AM EATING SO GOOD RN

bro i. my mouth is open. jaw is flapping. this is some roleplay all right. also i love being right, there are TNT minecarts involved which means this is going to end Horribly.

IM SCREAMING. I WATCHED THAT BACK LIKE FIVE TIMES. there are literal tears in my eyes that was funnier than i possibly could ever have anticipated. AND ALSO BOTH OF THEM DIED IM FUCKING CACKLING.

i feel like i can HEAR Etho wondering if he'll need to edit out Scar's "banging" comment LMFAO

aaddhdnckfkg Joel's "ETHO?! disgusting" after Scar tattled on him in chat HELLO?

??????????? Scar crits him like. at least twice when they go back inside and Etho's just. so blasé about it. "he's going through his angsty teenage phase, i should leave" and Scar LETS HIM. the dynamics here are confusing me. i need to watch Scar's video. (i will confess to not keeping up with the Clockers since the first couple of episodes since Bdubs isn't uploading 😔)

Grian's "WHAT?!" after Etho admitted he didn't know why he blew up the bridge made me go into a coughing fit i laughed so hard. don't smoke, kids /srs

"i still have your sword, so if you ever need something from me—" sicko ha ha yessss dot jpeg. GIVE ME GRITHOOOOOO

bdubs crouching in a corner pointing a crossbow at Etho with his shield up and Etho is Still having a casual conversation. WHAT ARE THE DYNAMICS HERE?!

sorry, are you telling me. that Scott heard Etho say "uhhhh....yep" LIKE THAT in response to his question about whether that spot was how you access the farm loot and STILL WENT DOWN THERE? i'm also shocked that Martyn wasn't like "what do you mean, "tell them""

GODDAMMIT. who triggered it. i wanted to see that dynamic shift so bad.

KCNCMFMFM he is SO BAD at lying. it was a good decision to interrogate Jimmy first to confirm the Mean Gills' findings bc i don't think that man can tell when someone is lying to him Ever.

the unconvincing "whaaaat"s when Etho then goes to Joel & Grian 😭😭😭😭😭😭

OH GOD THAT FISHING ROD SNAG SCARED ME TOO. their little giggles 😭

NOT THE RED HOT PANTS, SKIZZ

uhm. episode conclusion: Etho is the Disneyland Dad™.

[betweenlands]

how funny of a bit would it be for me to start backwatching deceit right now and start liveblogging it without clarifying who i'm talking about, leading to people believing i'm talking about limlife when it's actually an older unrelated series

[mcybree]

Okay so I just watched the “I’m giving you 30 seconds to run” “say I love you back” scene and here are my thoughts because I need them sorted somewhere:

• Moments prior to this interaction, Jimmy outright states that he’s going to kill Scott. However, in practice, Jimmy is roped into conversation where he does nothing to hurt Scott and then lets him off with a 30 second head start. this is holding hands with the moment in Secret Life where Jimmy enthusiastically agrees to help kill Scott, only to say that he’s only going to hit Scott once, and then expresses concerns about Scott retaliating. To me. These moments are holding hands to me.

• This (the implication that Scott came to Jimmy because Jimmy is safe.) (Jimmy literally wants to kill him just like every other yellow on the server does there is no reason to believe that Jimmy is safe.) (Does anyone want to take a wild guess as to why Scott thinks Jimmy is safe anyways.)

• Jimmy’s movement as Scott talks about his day comes across anxiously; Jimmy does a lot of looking around, almost if searching for another person nearby. He crouches momentarily, then pointlessly mines a rail below him. Realistically, I think this is because he’s still trying to figure out how he’s going to kill Scott, and Scott is making it real awkward by being nice, something that’d make anyone nervous. but The Demons are whispering to me and making very compelling points about Jimmy feeling unsafe in one-on-one interactions with Scott and wanting the comfort of knowing at least somebody else is watching. (Would not be the only time Jimmy has expressed discomfort around being left alone with Scott. See: SL!Jimmy requesting that Joel stay “at least where you can see me” after Joel sends Jimmy to go hit Scott, Limlife!Jimmy asking the Bad Boys to keep an eye on him when Scott and Jimmy split off from the group so that Jimmy can get a clean kill for time.)

• The “If you can kill tango and leave me as the last green, I’ll let you kill me” is odd. That doesn’t actually give Scott any real advantage. That is a nothing transaction. The only benefit of that would be bragging rights and I highly doubt Scott cares about getting those. Really I think Scott just wants Jimmy off his back, so he invents a task to send Jimmy on so that Scott doesn’t have to worry about him (he does this in 3l a lot), as Jimmy is pestering him about giving him time and Scott wants to shut down that conversation without being rude about it.

[mcybree]

I was expecting emotional manipulation I wasn’t expecting this to be genuine I’m actually devastated this is somehow the worst thing that could have ever happened to me

[mcybree]

Scott if you’re going to break into a woodland mansion just to make sure jimmy doesnt do anything stupid you can’t make a joke about jimmy not doing anything not even a minute in to this endeavor. He hasn’t even had the chance to do anything yet. you are literally just assuming Jimmy’s not contributing because you think he can’t do anything in his own

[mcybree]

“I’m still gonna be target number 1, and I just feel really famous. Everyone’s gonna want me, and like that’ll be the first time in my life where people have wanted me, so like that’s a new experience” WHAT WAS DOUBLE LIFE TO YOU DID PEARL MEAN NOTHING TO YOUUUU

[mcybree]

im almost done with the episode. I can do this. im a big adult

[mcybree]

gritting my teeth knowing scotts about to go find jimmy just to give him the pufferish he just picked up. looks at my last post and squints.