#Lilo and stitch swapper

[artist-issues]

Are those constellations? Drawn on the wall, supposedly in Lilo’s room? With Hawaiian names?

No. It is important to me that people understand. No.

Lilo has carefully decided-upon interests. Don’t you guys think it’s interesting that in the original movie they could have said, “hey, the little girl is going to have her life invaded by outer space aliens; why don’t we make her an outer space enthusiast?” but they didn’t?

Have you ever wondered why that is? Because again, somebody had to choose what would decorate her room. People had to decide what her interests would be. Ever wondered why they picked what they did?

Partly it’s because Chris Sanders likes fun creepiness and dark silly stuff.

But also, Lilo is a character who’s wrapped up in wanting to have someone who stays.

So she takes pictures of tourists, as if they’re “fascinating creatures” even though they’re people like her. Why do you think that is? It’s because she knows they’re leaving. She’s 7 and she knows that there are people who come to her town specifically to leave. So she treats them like exotic anomalies. Because she doesn’t want the “norm” to be “people leave.”

Also, she’s supposed to add onto her desire for people to stay a certain characteristic called “loneliness.” She doesn’t have friends. Why doesn’t she have friends? Because she’s bizarre. She’s a little weird. She likes making voodoo experiments and she makes up stories about fish controlling the weather and she makes up wacky names.

So the two ingredients you have that make up this little girl are:

Is lonely and wants people to stay in her little world.

Is a little weird and has weird interests.

Her room’s not decorated with “OUT THERE, AWAY FROM EVERYTHING SHE KNOWS” stuff because Lilo doesn’t have an interest in the “world outside of Hawaii,” as a place. Lilo loves her own little world. Her favorite singer isn’t a flashy new one, it’s Elvis, ol’ reliable. Her room is decorated with fish. And fishing nets. And seashells.

She’s not a Hawaiian bored with Hawaii but excited about the literal-furthest-place-you-could-go-from-Hawaii, OUTER SPACE. She’s NOT.

She loves her own little world, and she wants everyone she loves to stay in it, because her parents just died. Just left, out of her life, forever. When we meet her, she’s not a character with dreams who needs someone to believe in her or validate her. That’s other characters. It’s not LILO. Lilo is a character who needs Stitch because she’s lonely and she’s lost people and she’s not easy to love, herself. She’s not a character who needs Stitch the way Ariel needs Eric. Jeez.

She’s a desperate-to-STAY-faithful-and-have-others-STAY-with-her character. Not an “Out There” character.

And that stuffed animal? Lilo does not do pink poodles.

[hitchell-mope]

I like Victoria. She’s fun.

[corruptedbunny-multimuse]

Scenario- When Lilo and Stitch try to catch Ginyu Force experiments.

Jeice and Burter had been the easiest to catch. Ginyu, not so much, since he was a big Swapper. Recoome was way smarter than he looked, and he was big to boot.

Guldo was the biggest pain.

Holding his breath, he could stop time around him and run off. They'd have to plan ahead and trick him...

[heather0feather]

👥👽Experiment 355 Swapper👽👥

[vilmublue]

Experiment 355

Swapper

Primary function: To swap any two (or more) individuals' minds

An experiment with two heads on a conjoined body that work together. They are designed to switch people's minds; it is possible for them to swap more than two individuals at once, and they will only switch them back by choice when properly motivated.

One true place: Unknown

[thehyperrequiem]

Top 10 Experiments from the Lilo and Stitch series

10. Spike (Experiment 319)

May be tough on the outside, but soft on the inside. 🦔

9. Frenchfry (Experiment 062)

I would give compliments to this chef for being cute. 🍟

8. Link (Experiment 251)

The original "Get-Along T-shirt" meme

7. Spats (Experiment 397)

Everybody gangsta until this squirrel cause quarrels! 🐿️

6. Swapper (Experiment 355)

I bet these two share a braincell while planning to swap people's brains.

5. Checkers (Experiment 029)

You drop this caterpillar my queen/king. 🐛👑

4. Bugby (Experiment 128)

Hahaha, Magical Mosquito go bzzzzzz 🦟

3. Retro (Experiment 210)

🎵Roll back the rock to the dawn of time and sing this song with me! 🦖

2. Fibber (Experiment 032)

Why the heck you lying? Why you always lying?

Shoe (Experiment 113)

A Cinnamon roll with the power of giving luck and giving jinx

[saveliloandstitch]

Myrtle finally got told off. 

[pokemon22551]

Part 11 of the cousin challenge.

[new-employeeamillion]

November 19

On this day in the history of random cartoons I’ve covered on my YouTube channel:

-Homer becomes Mr. Plow in 1992

-Powdered Toast Man meets his mortal enemy, poorly aged NYC carnage, in 1994

-Homer gets reunited with his long lost mother in 1995

-The Diggers go their seperate ways in 1999

-Samurai Jack meets fairy royalty in 2003

-Lilo & Stitch experience the gimmick to end all gimmicks when they meet Swapper in 2004

-Rainbow Dash adopts Tank the Tortoise in 2011

Of all this comeptition, I’d say The Simpsons episode “Mother Simpson” is my favourite.

[crazycoke-addict]

If the lilo & stitch experiments were My Hero Academia quirks

Angel

How it works: can turn good people to bad by the user angelic singing voice and song.

Richter

How it works: can cause an earthquake by slamming his own tail to the ground by open a rip.

Cannonball

How it works: can cause a huge wave like tsunami by using their whole weight by jumping into the water.

Link

How it works: the user will use stretchy like substances to link a two people together if their hands are near each other.

Spooky

How it works: can shapeshift into a person's deepest fear

Phantasmo

How it works: has the ability to possess any non-human object

Amensio

How it works: can erase a person's memory by using their eyes

Yaarp

How it works: can make a loud air horn noise

Melty

How it works: can melt things like cars, telephone poles etc. by a touch of a hand

Houdini

How it works: can make a person or things invisible with the blink of an eye.

Slushy

How it works: can create snow by blowing cold air. Similar to Shoto Todoroki's ice quirk.

HunkaHunka

How it works: a cupid like quirk that makes two people fall in love at first sight

Baby-fier

How it works: can turn grown adults into babies

Drowsy

How it works: can put a person to baaing in their face or for humans, a simple touch

Spike

How it works: can leash spikes into a person and make them go silly by 99%.

Swapper

How it works: can switch two people's brain if they are near each other.

Skip

How it works: can skip a person through time in the future and past

Retro

How it works: can modern like things into primitive things with their tongue.

Belle

How it works: can loud pitch scream like a banshee

Remmy

How it works: can make a person's dream into nightmares. This can also reversed.

There are more. But these are the experiments that I think would cool quirks in my hero academia.

[hitchell-mope]

Oh she’s gonna kill him for this.

[stitchandani]

How did Lilo first meet her future husband and how did their relationship develop while they were in college?

Doverstar

ooooh

ooh That's another loaded question. I can give you a short idea, but the truth is, it's part of the Stitch and Ani story to learn how Lilo and Zeke's relationship was and how it began. (That's how Ani learns it: slowly. And the audience would learn with her.) In fact I'm planning a one-page comic for it, so -

Basically Lilo actually met Zeke when she was 5, a year before her parents died. Zeke's family were fancy tourists who spent a summer on Kauai, and the two families met at the beach, and Lilo and Zeke were instant best friends. But when Zeke left at the end of the summer to go back home to the mainland, Lilo decided she'd stop "seeing tourists socially". (See the Lilo and Stitch: the Series episode Swapper for proof of that!) "It's a defense mechanism." They met for the second time, having kinda long forgotten about each other, when Zeke attended the same college as Lilo. The rest, as they say, is history. ...OR IS IT -

[charmmycolour]

Lilo & Stitch: Kweltikwanians and Plorgonarians

Lilo & Stitch dedicates plenty of time to expose and explain everything that is known about Jumba’s experiments, especially 626. However, lovers of extended lore may want to know more about Jumba himself or the other alien on the franchise, Pleakley.

Unfortunately, there’s a severe lack of information about their species available to read at once. And fortunately, here I am! I watched the four movies and all the series and collected all the facts and interesting bits I could find about them. It’s possible other things had escaped me, and in that case, please let me know! The more information we have, the better.

This only includes things that are stated, mentioned or implied in canon, which means you can’t find my personal headcanons here (does anyone want to hear that?). Between brackets and in bold you have where every one of these references had been found.

Ready?

Kweltikwanians

Jumba’s home planet is known as Kweltikwan, also spelled Quelte Quan or Kweltiquan (The Asteroid). His species is either referred as Kweltikwanian or simply Kweltikwan and was revealed on promotional material and official descriptions before the first movie’s release.

Tantalog, the fictional language the experiments talk fluidly, is presumedly the native tongue of Kweltikwan and Jumba (Lilo & Stitch).

Kweltikwanians are most likely a binary species with males and females, according to the existence of Jumba’s ex-wife (Spooky) and a photo of a female-looking Kweltikwanian on the wall of Jumba’s cell (Lilo & Stitch). Their sexual dimorphism seems to be limited to females having bigger breast and being slightly more bluish than purple.

Two more woman can be seen in the cell, but the lack of details makes difficult to determine if they are intended to be Kweltikwanians. If they were, it would confirm it’s possible for them to have sharper teeth (and presumably, it would be considered a desired trait) and pale skin without markings (Lilo & Stitch).

Females having breast suggest newborns may need be nursed for a while before being able to absorb their own nutrients (Spooky). If that was the case, females may have nipples.

Male Kweltikwanians don’t have nipples (Lilo & Stitch: The Series) (Lilo & Stitch 2: Stitch Have a Glitch).

Kweltikwanians don’t have visible belly buttons (Lilo & Stitch).

Kweltikwanians have four teeth in total. The most notorious are two big rounded fangs leaning towards each end of the bottom of the mouth, usually the only ones visible. Two smaller but similar ones can be seen at the top, leaning slightly more at the center (Lilo & Stitch).

However, the Series Timeline added two more at the bottom, a lot smaller and a little more sharper, that can be found between the larger fangs, being the more centric of all the three sets (Stitch! The Movie). As these are very small and are usually not visible anyway, it can be explained that they were simply hidden.

Baby Kweltikwanians already have the larger fangs but lack the other sets (Babyfier).

The reason it’s hard to see their teeth it’s because Kweltikwanians have a blue membrane that seems to cover the inside of their mouth in front of the teeth (Lilo & Stitch). It’s unknow what the function of such membrane is, but it could be related to his aquatic capabilities.

Kweltikwanians tongue is blue, suggesting their blood is probably that color too (Lilo & Stitch).

Their strong accent, resembling a Russian one to humans, can also be the result of them lacking teeth for proper pronunciation and having a completely different native tongue (Lilo & Stitch) (Spooky).

On their planet, Kweltikwanians absorb most of their nutrients directly through the skin, and they need to eat rarely or not at all (The Asteroid). As Jumba is unable to do so on Earth and presumably on Turo, as he’s seen eating on his old lab (Frenchfry), it seems they need a specific atmosphere first to be able to absorb the nutrients.

Despite having a functional digestive system that allows them to eat, it seems Kweltikwanians don’t find the sensation pleasing at all (The Asteroid). Most likely, it’s due their lack of proper teeth, which would make chewing uncomfortable.

Kweltikwanians are able to either breath underwater or hold their breath for extended periods of time, as Jumba is seen diving without the help of a breathing apparatus, even with his mouth full open (Lilo & Stitch). It’s possible they can hold reserves of air somewhere on their body or have some organ that allows them to filter the oxygen from the water.

Kweltikwanians also have at least the potential to be quite amazing swimmers, as Jumba doesn’t need any equipment to dive and still moves underwater with much more precision that any of the other characters, even swimming inside a wave and jumping outside of it at the exact point he intended (Lilo & Stitch).

It quite compensates their movements on ground, where they are bulky, quite slow and prone to accidentally knock over things due their size (Lilo & Stitch).

However, that makes their body extremely durable. Kweltikwanians can withstand small plasma explosions, being hit with objects much larger and heavier than themselves and can hold a battle against stronger contestants (Lilo & Stitch).

That does not make them less skillful and precise about their movements. They think fast and are rarely clumsy (Stitch! The Movie) (Angel) (Heckler) (Swirly). Jumba is able to handle delicate equipment and chemicals despite his size, which suggest his species may have special abilities to crafting and tinkering (and may explain why Jumba doesn’t boost his ability to create and focus only on his intellect).

Kweltitwanian’s eyes also seem to suggest they are naturally good at mechanics. They have extremely good deep perception, more color receptors, and can focus on several things at once (Swapper). However, that also means they cannot concentrate well on a single object, which probably leads to a lot of multitasking. Every one of their eyes can blink independently. The two back eyes and the two front ones can depict different emotions and look at different places; but they can also be separate by side (two right ones and two left ones together) (Lilo & Stitch). In some rare occasions, it seems they can even use two opposite eyes for the same action (like winking), suggesting the four of them function separately and Kweltikwanians only use them together because it’s more comfortable.

When young, Kweltikwanians have a fluffy down hair on the same color that the markings on their skin (Babyfier). The nature of this seems to be temporary akin to baby birds, as they will develop normal hair later in life (Clip) (Spooky). Straight, curly and afro are possible, and so far, raven black and blonde had been observed.

Kweltikwanians hair seems to be able to grow really fast based on their self-esteem, if Jumba sudden hair grown is natural for them. However, it’s unknown if it was prompted by external causes, as he is seen earlier trying ways to get his hair back (Clip).

Being bald is perceived as negative on Kweltikwanian, based on Jumba’s reaction to his own lack of hair (Clip).

Kweltikwanians are very strong, as even someone like Jumba who is presented to not have any interest in working out can lift extremely heavy things (Lilo & Stitch) (Yin and Yang) (Melty) (Slushy).

On the other hand, they are not agile at all. Jumba had been seen able to run decent distances without panting, albeit slower than Lilo (627) (Spooky) (Remmy); but he had not jumped once, not even on a basketball game (Slugger). If Kweltikwanians cannot jump or Jumba is just too lazy for it, it’s up to the viewer.

As Jumba is almost always wearing high boots, it’s not seen often, but Kweltikwanians have three big, rounded toenails in each feet (Stitch! The Movie).

Jumba usually stand with his legs facing inwards (Lilo & Stitch). It’s unknow if it has something to do on how their hips are bended or he just have a bad posture.

In primitive stages of their development, Kweltikwanians used to have more sharper teeth that protrude from the mouth, the body covered in fur, their ears pointed upwards and much bigger feet and toenails. Their acted akin to gorillas (Retro).

In Kweltikwan, if a sports team loses a game, their member become slaves to the winning team (Slugger).

Kweltikwanians have concept of both weddings and divorces, and they seem to work the same way human ones do (Spooky) (Swapper).

They also have concept for parades and seem to organize them for notorious individuals (The Asteroid).

Jumba regards Kweltikwanian children as chaotic, destructive, and hard to control (Babyfier).

Jumba tries once to cook a traditional meal from his planet, which resembles bread and meatballs. Ironically, it’s extremely hard, but that’s probably because Jumba is stated to be quite a terrible cook (The Asteroid).

Kweltikwan doesn’t have any equivalent to mud (Link).

Jumba is familiar with snow, which suggest it’s at least a possible phenomena on Kweltikwan (Slushy).

Plorgonarians

Pleakley’s home planet is known as Plorgonar and his species is referred as Plorgonarians (Mr. Stenchy).

The planet resembles a Plorgonarian’s head. It seems to be orbiting a bigger planet (Mr. Stenchy).

Their language is know as Ploginar. It’s only known “Wendy” means “Brave Warrior” (Fibber), and “Smyzzyx” means “beat their pants off!” (Slugger).

Plorgonarians are a sex binary species with males and females (Mr. Stenchy) (Fibber). Sexual dimorphism is noticeable: males are completely or almost bald, while females have hair on their head. Females have a more accentuated waist and a slightly more pronounced chest curve. Interestingly, none of the young female Plorgonarians had ever been show having any breast, but Mrs. Pleakley appears to have saggy breast (Fibber). It may be a mere effect from the clothes or a trait that only develops on elderly females.

They lack skeletal system completely; their body hold together through nerves and muscles instead (Poxy).

That make Plorgonarians extremely fast, flexible, and agile (Lilo & Stitch) (Slugger) (Shoe). However, they are also pretty weak, albeit stronger than they may seem at first glance (Link) (Yaarp).

Despite their apparent delicate body, even a weak individual like Pleakley can withstand quite a few rough situations without being badly harmed, like being squished, hit, attacked by animals, or falling from great heights (Lilo & Stitch) (Poxy) (627). This durability is probably result of their lack of bones.

Pleakley, who is already shorter than an average human, is stated to be tall for his species (Fibber).

Something on Plorgonarian’s skin seems to be extremely attractive to mosquitoes, as Pleakley is attacked viciously by them (Lilo & Stitch) (Bugsy).

Plorgonarians doesn’t have belly button (Stitch! The Movie) or nipples (Lilo & Stitch 2: Stitch Have a Glitch).

Their brain seems to be quite small, smaller than their eye (Poxy). However, it may be simply constructed different that a human one, the part show being only a fraction of the cerebral area.

Plorgonarian’s vision is limited and they can’t focus on more than one thing at once because of their single eye (Swapper). However, that also gives them great ability to discern details (Skip).

The antenna on their head is called Plorgonarian quart flanch, and acts both as olfactory and auditory organ (Mr. Stenchy) (Yaarp). Pleakley states that the flanch is capable of reading "several strata of subspace ether transmissions”. It seems Plorgonarians can also have two flaches instead of one (Mr. Stenchy). Their species seems to find appealing odors that are generally considered horrible (Mr. Stenchy).

The flanch goes orange with age, at least on males, and it’s considered unattractive (Spike). Pleakley dyes his, with implies it’s a common practice to avoid the effects of age, albeit embarrassing by his own admission.

However, their respiratory system is not connected to their antenna, but their mouth, as Pleakley have to use a breathing apparatus on it while diving (Lilo & Stitch).

Once, after being held captive for about 2 hours, Pleakley is seen with bushy eyebrows and a long gray beard. However, due his dramatic nature, he probably was using wigs to create the effect (Checkers).

Plorgonarians don’t have a proper jaw lock, so they can unhinge it completely (Bugsy).

Not only have Plorgonarians two tongues, but also two uvulas (Mrs. Hasagawa’s Cats). The purple color suggests their blood is probably also purplish.

Pleakley have upper teeth (Phantasmo) (Mr. Hasagawa’s Cats) and other Plorgonarians had been observed with teeth too (Fibber). However, it’s difficult to determine how many teeth does they have, as they almost always hidden under the lips. As they have no problems chewing, it’s very possible they have a complete denture that it’s simple too short to be visible above the lips.

They use clothes that enhance their shoulders, implying it’s a desirable trait on Plorgonar (Fibber) (Heckler) (Houdini).

Plorgonarians have two hearts, one next to the other (Poxy).

When Lilo touches her chest and says “love come from here”, Pleakley states that, on his case, it would be around one of his tighs (Snafu). The dialog references the heart, but as Pleakley had mention several times before his hearts are located on his chest (and it had been seen on Poxy); he probably got it confused with another organ.

In primitive stages of development, Plorgonarians were more akin to big amphibians with more wilder appearance, including bigger teeth and a larger antenna. Is revealed that their third foot was once a tail that heavily resembles a fish fin, suggesting that Plorgonarians might had been aquatic (Retro).

Plorgonarians also seem to be rather homophobic, as Jumba was forced to pretend to be a woman to pose as Pleakley’s fiancée to meet his family expectations. However, they seem to be completely fine with other species altogether (Fibber).

They value appearances and good reputation, as Pleakley states that when your family choose a partner for you, you must accept to preserve their good name. Not that only means that arranged weddings are extremely common in Plorgonar (if not the only type at all), but that parents are perceived as an authority figure you shall not disobey (Fibber).

Plorgonarians live on houses that resemble their heads. Their neighbors seem to be very symmetrical and organized in similar fashion that 50s style houses (Mr. Stenchy).

Instead, their fashion has a distinct 80s feeling with pads, extravagant attires and colorful palettes (Fibber) (Mr. Stenchy).

Plorgonar have a sport called Priznolaprack that it’s nearly identical to basketball (Slugger).

Plorgonarians have gender roles similar to western humans, and they expect certain clothes, behavior and positions depending on their gender (Fibber).

Pleakley doesn’t understand the concept of physical money, which suggest currency in Plorgonar, if they use any, uses some kind of intangible form (Stitch! The Movie). However, Pixley being more successful based on her career and material possession also suggest they do, in fact, have some kind of transaction system (Fibber).

Pleakley is completely oblivious to the concept of credit cards, debt and owing money, which means these are things not used in Plorgonar (Yapper).

 Based on Pleakley’s being strict on rules, yet having no problems taking things from others and even stealing, it can be deduced Plorgonar have a very loose sense of property (Lilo & Stitch) (Stitch! The Movie) (Leroy & Stitch).

Plorgonar doesn’t have an equivalent to mud (Link).

Pleakley doesn’t recognizes snow, meaning it doesn’t snow in Plorgonar (Slushy).

[experimentkc]

Earlier this year, Mr.Jazz, an artist on Russian social network VK, started this collaborative fan art project called “Lilo & Stitch Mob” (“Mob” as in “flash mob”, even though that’s not really what “flash mob” means) where several artists on the site got together to create fan art of several Lilo & Stitch characters (mostly experiments).

I’ve already featured a number of these on my blog earlier this year, so there will be repeats. Still, enjoy all this wonderful fan art from the Russian side of the ‘ohana!

All the characters drawn and the artists who drew them are listed below, divided by the images depicted above:

First image:

629/Leroy; 502/Yang - Zacepka (Leroy previously featured here.)

626/Stitch - Eyelet

177/Clip; 529/ Digger - Annet Kapelly (Previously featured here.)

210/Retro; 355/Swapper; 358/Manners - @mimifoxarts (All previously featured on my blog via Tumblr reblogs. Original Tumblr posts: Retro; Swapper and Manners)

123/Carmen; 624/Angel - Dasiuro (Both previously featured: Carmen; Angel.)

Second image:

608/Slugger; 613/Yaarp; 625/Reuben - Mr.Jazz (All previously featured: Slugger and Yaarp; Reuben)

323/Hunkahunka; 604/Houdini; 627 (shown as “627/Evil”) - AngryHamster (627 previously featured here.)

Dark End; 610/Witch; 228/Melty - Koffeemilk

010/Felix - Meerkat Kimi

Third image:

040/Backhoe; 319/Spike; 520/Cannonball - kaNoharu (All previously featured here.)

007/Gigi - MoonFurryWolf (Previously featured here.)

002/Doubledip - SANDRA KORZU (Previously featured here.)

303/Amnesio; 262/Ace - @yodzo

133/PJ; 344/Dupe; 214/Pix - kagetashi (Previously featured: PJ; Dupe.)

Fourth image:

513/Richter; 603/Zap; 148/Weasel; 258/Sample; 248/Belle - @auntielurry

397/Spats; 122/Dorkifier - Lunarhound

Fifth image:

145/Bragg (a.k.a. “Flute”); Nani Pelekai - WieraSkydream

390/Slimy; 606/Holio - Лирмик

151/Babyfier; 285/Lax - stacy.j (Lax previously featured here.)

000/Cyber; 202/Jam; Dr. Jacques von Hämsterviel - Фосстер

Sixth image:

001/Shrink; 288/Boomer - TeaRex

619/Splodyhead - Trottttttsky

Gantu - Ксения Каменецкая

149/Bonnie - Furu

158/Finder (misidentified in the image as “159/Nacho”) - Light Courage

009/Pop; 254/Mr. Stenchy; Lilo Pelekai - Anniyo

383/Swirly - @mafi-maken (Previously featured here; original Tumblr post here.)

[saveliloandstitch]

Lilo in Stitch’s body in episode “Swapper”. 

[chinchillasinunison]

Lilo & Stitch Experiments That Could Theoretically Beat Ultimate Kars

#151 “Babyfier”-- Basically the same argument people make with Sethan beating Ultimate Kars, except Babyfier is 100x better in this case because 1. the de-aging is instantaneous and 2. can only be reversed with a concoction featuring a specific variety of coffee, and is otherwise permanent.

#303 “Amnesio”-- How are you gonna fight as the Ultimate Being if you don’t remember you are one, or anything else for that matter?

#355 “Swapper”-- Can switch multiple people’s minds at once, like a very short range Chariot Requiem. It has a sense of humor with who it decides to swap, so it would definitely put Kars in something powerless just to piss him off. Can only be undone if Swapper wants to.

#128 “Bugby”-- Can turn anything into a harmless insect, and they can only be turned back through a special machine. I feel like this one would make him especially angry, considering how low it would put him on the evolutionary line.

#344 “Dupe”-- Can clone things ad infinitum, but the power of the original is distributed evenly among the clones. So imagine 100 very tiny, very weak Karsi trying to get you. A very “duck-sized horses” scenario.

#624 “Angel”-- Look, I know she’s basically Stitch with titties but she does have one thing: her siren song. Its main purpose is to turn reformed people evil, but when she sings it in reverse it turns evil people good. She could just straight-up turn Kars good if she’s able to prolong the fight enough.

#319 “Spike”-- One prick from his spines makes the victim a complete doofus, but 1. the effects only last 48 hours and 2. he would have to manage to poke Kars in the first place, which would be extremely difficult without some kind of distraction.

#210 “Retro”-- At first I though this one would be a good contender considering its main ability is turn things (including living beings) into its most primitive state, which would 100% de-ultimate Kars, but then I remembered that he has to wrap his tongue around that object/person to do so, and Kars would never let that happen.

#029 “Checkers”-- Okay, he’s non-combative, but anybody who wears him brainwashes everyone around them into thinking that person is their ruler, and that would include Kars. It would be a good temporary solution and also pretty funny to make Kars your bitch.

#285 “Lax”-- Can make anything it hits with its beam “not work”, which in living beings doesn’t translate into spontaneous organ failure (because it’s a kid’s show), instead it makes people lazy. It’s so low because the effects are temporary, but I wanted to include it because Kars is a guy heavily characterized by his drive, so seeing him chill tf out would be something else.