#Lil sapphic frog

[hedgehology]

lesbian pride frog sticker by hedgehology

[ashthedestroyer]

Normalise throwing the phone across the room and running as far away from it as possible while screaming after texting a girl you like

[blood-n-candy]

REBY'S HEADCANONS FOR THE ANGLERS

WOHOOOOOO I was impatient to make this post! Back in the day I was afraid of even saying "I think this character would like pancakes a lot!", and now here I am, taking these silly goobers with 0 material to work with and slapping on them my wildest ideas.

ENJOY!!!!!!!

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Angler (He/She)

27 years old

AMAB Intersex Cis man (that's why I added the lure to him), Demiace Gay

Florida man literally and metaforically, one of his wild shenanigans ended up with his arrest from Urbanshade in 2015

Sometime in the late 2010s she managed to open a YouBlox (Roblox's equivalent of Youtube) channel, his videos are mostly unedited vlogs but lately he has a quite popular series of exposés on me (My goofy ass is causing trouble all around the Hadal Blacksite yippieeee)

Has one-sided gay-lesbian solidarity with Pinkie (She thinks he's dumb as rocks)

Pinkie (She/her)

30 years old

Cis woman, Lesbian

If the Blacksite was an office, she'd be the manager. She's the one coordinating the Squiddles' placement in rooms as you play your run, through walkie talkies stolen from dead guards

Despite wearing heels, her steps are quite silent. If you hear her coming, it's just her imparting orders or yelling at Angler for missing you for the 100000th time (one-sided gay-lesbian hostility yayyyy)

Was caught by Urbanshade in 2014 after CCTV recorded her killing a guy the way she kills you in-game (sudden damage to the nervous system)

Froger (They/She)

24 years old

Transfem Demigirl, Sapphic (she knows she likes girls but the other genders are a weird mystery)

Shy, they were a bit hesitant at first to join the murder party started with the containment breach. Was convinced by Pinkie to run around and kill expendables

Probably the only one who wasn't fish-like from the start. She attempted to take HRT in secret, but the estrogen she bought from one sketchy site was the reason she transformed into what she is now. Their mother called Urbanshade on them in 2018

The reason she rebounds is because she's paranoid she isn't doing a good job at hunting (YES YOU ARE BABY😭 YOU'RE DOING GREAT)

Frog lover since childhood, they stiched lil froggies and lilypads to her overalls.

Blitz (He/They/It/Xe/Dash)

17 years old

AMAB Bigender (Boy + Rainbowdashcharic, a xenogender connected to Rainbow Dash), Abrosexual

Has went through the "homophobic middleschooler to queer 2020 alt kid" pipeline

Pre-Urbanshade was stuck in foster care hell, has run away from foster families a few times. Last time he did, in 2019, he accidentally killed someone and they got caught by Urbanshade

Has a Rainbow Dash plushie! She is Blitz's idol and has been their beacon of light back in foster days.

I kid you not, dash is LIVESTREAMING his hunting rushes on RoTwitch. You will die to him and he'll scream "CHAT I GOT ONE!!!!" to his phone, and chat gets spammed with stickers and keyboard smashes in capslock. Ig this silly billy gets a few bucks from it, mostly to bribe researchers into buying alt fashion and stuff.

Chainsmoker (He/Fin/Tide/Kelp)

56 years old (tide is OLD)

Seagender Thalassagender (xenogender elder rep :3), Bisexual

Was found dead in 2004, but he revived due to the sudden appearance of the Paranoia Box inside him (and he gets all of the effects!). Attempts to remove the box have failed, but a medicine to stave off the effects by "deactivating" the box has been developed.

As you can imagine, the Chainsmoker you see ingame is unmedicated from the POV of my headcanon. Sebastian esorted Chain into not taking the meds to obstacolate the hordes of expendables coming in.

Didn't smoke before kelps death and ressurection, it's an habit fin picked up to cope with the fumes' effects while Urbanshade was developing the medicine.

Parental figure to Blitz, and in a situationship with Pandemonium (found family yippieeee)

[bi-dykes]

Adorable pink frog that the terrific @iamshmolphrog drew for our commission trade

I also did some lil bi and sapphic edits of it! <3

[forgetmesleepy]

im genuinely so in love w my life rn! i'm so happy i'm here and thriving and existing with all of u!

i literally grew up stealing food and eating non-food items to survive and having to learn how to fight w knives since i was like 6/7 years old bc grown ass adults kept trying to murder me for being disabled! every single professional i went to told me to stay bc i was able to survive the murder attempts and didn't have enough to pay rent and they didn't want me to be another unhoused person on the streets

but i ran away w what little i had at 20 and now i'm 25 and i'm!! finally safe and living without abuse, and have been for a little while now!

my health is the best its ever been, esp for somebody who had intensive health issues all my life. and i'm happy and have friends and a girlfriend that loves me and i love them so deeply!

i have a roof over my head, disposable income to buy myself little (and big!) treats, dress the way i wanna dress and get complimented by lots of girls on the streets everyday, and soon! will have external studio space for free so i can continue drawing yknow, my lil sapphics and frogs!

im learning that im doing good and that im a kindhearted person from my friends and im learning how to love myself and live as authentically as possible and i'm so happy to be alive, even if still suicidal, i'm just so happy w my life and excited to continue living

[the-teddy-bear-butch]

Self indulgent post about my space sapphics story again

This time it’s about my favorite alien species I created for the story: the Vátra

Does any of it actually work with real physics and biology? Probably not but it’s fun and it’s my story

The main inspiration is frogs. In fact, it makes actual Earth frogs into aliens

They’re essentially an amphibian based species that can survive basically anywhere. They all look vaguely like frogs/newts/salamders, etc, but everything else is determined entirely by the planet they are born on

They essentially colonize many worlds by leaving their eggs on them. As the young adjust to the new planet, they take on the biology of the primary “ruling” species that lives there. For Earth, that is naturally humans, so for Earth, you get frogs, newts, and salamanders with bone skeletons, red blood, muscles, etc in very similar systems to humans. Another species still in development is essentially living metal, so these frog dudes on that planet are very much the same and do not have skeletons, muscles, and blood the same way they do on Earth, but rather are living metal. Another race is Uranium based, as opposed to carbon based, so the Vátra that colonize that planet are also little amphibious nuclear reactors and are highly radioactive.

Regardless of colonized planet, when they reach the stage of development we know them as, they are picked up by full grown Vátra, and taken back to their home planet/base, where they develop into sentient beings (ie: Earth frogs grow human sized and become bipedal).

They communicate via a language of croaks and song, as well as chemical excretions that cause them to smell or look another way. There is translation technology, however, so it can be loosely translated to human speech for our commander and whatnot, and each subspecies can communicate in the language from their home planet (ie: Earthborn Vátra can speak human languages).

They are a very peaceful species and get along with just about everyone. They’re very genetically diverse and they like taking the traits of other species and learning about their space neighbors. They use this information to keep civil relations with the rest of the galaxy. They’re also seen as very wise, given that they have knowledge from literally just about any life supporting planet in the galaxy

[purplexiasphinx]

Hey I don’t know if you’re still doing moodboard requests but 👉👈 could I get a gothy/dark academia/whatever you call that devil horns aesthetic + frogs?? If that’s at all possible?? I’m also bi if that helps with palettes

That is absolutely possible thank you for asking HELL yeah

[jurassic-snark1889]

due to personal reasons i will now only be taking love notes from frogs in case they turn into princesses

[martianbugsbunny]

OUAT Thoughts Pt.65--Episodes 1-2

I have watched through S7E2; spoilers DNI. Also, spoiler warning for anyone further behind than I am.

—I know I started this with a salty attitude, but I’m already invested. First episode didn’t do it for me, but goshdarnit if episode 2 didn’t just get me. Still a bit shady going forward, but I’m checking it.

—Alice’s lil mushroom shirt is cute. Of course, mushroom shirts are among the most sapphic of things, so I’m legally obligated to like it.

—Her glowing-mushroom cave is fun, too.

—Other Hook having his daughter’s rook while she has his knight is sad-cute. I might be willing to place some money (not much) on Alice being his daughter? Mostly because she’s s u s and because chess is very Wonderland. Also, that Hook is a bit older, so the vengeful witch who locked up his daughter could be Cora.

—Hunny, I cannot stand Rumple’s outfit. And I don’t even know if that’s a good thing or a bad thing. He’s supposed to B styling in either a suit or some leather, but he’s gone full Texas tuxedo. On the other hand, he do be cuffing those jeans a bit, so….even wash. (Also, the shaggy hair is really top-tier.)

—I feel much better knowing that other Hook is the one in Hyperion Heights. He’s still sad, but at least CaptainSwan are together in Storybrooke.

—Also, Hook and Emma expecting a baby? YES!

—It amuses me to no end that Hook’s last name in Hyperion Heights is Rogers.

—Rumple looking for a moral compass in a partner is v swaggy. I was expecting the writers to put their heads up their asses and write him as a villain, and even if he seems a little dubious anyway, at least he seems to be a pretty chill dude.

—Mmmkay, so why do he and Alice know each other? And does he actually know her, or does the Rumple from the wish-world know her? Is that even our Rumple?

—Henry inviting his mom to come on his adventure in Cinderella world is nice. And I adore him for not acting like he’s too grown to use one of his Operation codenames.

—I think maybe these two episodes, especially the first one, have been trying too hard to recapture the spirit of the early first season. Is it interesting to see the story repeat with Henry? Ngl, I do enjoy a decent cyclical narrative. But it’s kinda copy-and-paste for my tastes, although I do have faith that it will improve with time. The potential almost makes me disappointed there’s only one season of this.

—Gee, there’s a lady who can cook and makes frog references? Wonder who that might be.

—I’m also not sure how much I like that we’re basically exploring the concept of a multiverse. I hate most multiverses. It makes stuff overcomplicated. However, I will concede that the idea of seeing how different choices make the same people different is cool, and I have liked the alternate realities we’ve visited. But this is different, because Cinderella is an *entirely* different person, yk, different actor and all that rubbish, so it’s not quite the same.

—I’m also not sure I like the way she’s been characterized. Cynical princesses aren’t really my thing. Hope is the inborn magic that draws me to Disney princesses. A lot of their lives low-key, maybe high-key, suck, and if they can be hopeful than so can I. I can deal with a lot of personality traits, such as the difference in Cinderella’s enduring kindness and Merida’s brash recklessness, but hope is something I think those ladies need. Having a cynical Cinderella doesn’t hit the sweet spot for me.

—Do they really expect me to take that bland-ass boring old dry toast biddy seriously? *old person voice* Back in my day, the evil ruler of a cursed town was the one, the only, the stunning, the inimitable, the QUEEN Regina Mills! Tremaine don’t got nothing on my girl.

—Henry’s clothes in the Cinderella world are very Charming-esque.

—I think they cast adult Henry pretty well. It’s nowhere near the caliber of young Snow White, but let’s be real reaching that bar is impossible. His voice is the best, and every now and then he gets an expression that looks very much like Henry.

—Kinda gives me mental vertigo when I think about how much time has passed in the show since the finale of season 6, or since the beginning of the show. Henry’s a full-grown man with a wife and a daughter now. It’s gotta be at least fifteen, maybe twenty, years since the first time we saw him. *sniff* they grow up so fast!

[crescentcrimsondragon]

List of overly specific Spotify playlists that I made, and some of the artistst in it

1) the moon is the girlfriend of all the sapphics and we all dance on midnight with our tits out

Hozier

Hayley Kiyoko

Janelle Monáe

Aurora

Florence + the machine

2) Chilling like a little frog in a soggy bog

Dadi Freyr

RY X

Birdy

3) Drinking Calpis in a café in Tokyo while being judged by locals for being a tourist

Ghibli

Miyako Hasegawa

Yael Naim

4) Killing men is self care and assholes will be the first to be sacrificed to the old gods

P!nk

Taylor Swift

Fall Out Boy

5) Let's piss off the Church, Jesus is gay and god is a woman

Lil nas x

Billie Eilish

The Orion experience

6) Music for omw to killing a man

Die Antwoord

Dorothy

Brynn Elliot

7) Going absolute batshit feral when you've had espresso made with energy drink instead of water

The Sidh

Russkaja

Panic! At the disco

[angelsnighttea]

omg hi!!! hi bestie!! i am a huge kinnie of most of the dreemaer's dilema cast and they are my uwu soft baby skrunklies, except for sachi because she is ew!!! i love your blog sm and i want to know if u have any sexuality headcanons for the entire deedee cast! thysnm bestie! mwah mwah kith

Mwah mwah! I'm so glad you like the cast but I love all of them a lot! >:3c I think Sachi is just misjudged a lot but to each their own!!

I have a lot of hcs for sexualities but I'll try to list them in order for you!

Ae-Ra - I guess in my head I see Ae-Ra as Aro-Ace :0 but I never really thought about it before! I still think a lot of ship content for her is cool though! She/They!

Ban - Lesbiromantic Asexual! also SHE/THEY/HE BAN FOR THE WIN! I very much like NBLW Ban >:)!

Dimitri - MLM!!! I'm not a big fan of Dimitri x F, but that's just me maybe! He/They/It!

Ducky - Panromantic Asexual! :3 I think Ducky is super cool, and they canonically use all pronouns, which is cooler!

Flynn - Pan king!!! I think Flynn likes everyone he meets a lot, and I think he's a hopeless romantic just a lil too :3! He/Him

Fran - In my head I see Fran as Aro-Ace! They still super-love everyone, just a little hard-hearted, yk? :3! Any/All!

Harry - I know that they stated he was canonically Gay, and I agree with that! >:3c I think he takes the cast to pride. He/Him!

Jade - Bisexual! I think Jade is just silly goofy with her romance choices, in my head she has a fem lean :3! She/They/Sea

Jessie - I can never decide on wether I see her as a lesbian or bisexual, so I guess in general I just have a wlw heacanon for Jessie! She/Her

Jolene - Lesbiromantic Asexual! Can you be named Jolene and not be sapphic??? Lol! She/They

Justice - Bi king! Agender in canon, I like him the way he is! He/Him, but sometimes I use They/Them.

Kanna - Lesbian! I think she's very sapphic and lovecore :3c! She probably wears pretty lipstick that makes the other girls swoon! She/Her!

Katsuo - Panromantic Asexual :0! I think he thinks everyone's got a little part of them that shines through, even if he's too grumpy to admit it. He/They, because law has no gender >:3!

Madoka - Aro-Ace! Madoka is ghost gender and we respect her for it. She/They/It/Dead/Ghost

Mari - I don't have a specific hc for Mari, actually! :0! Most ships with her are good though, so maybe in my head she's pan or something, lol! She/He/They/It!

Ollie - They're canonically Asexual, but I think they're Biromantic too :3! They/Them

Pon - Lesbiromantic Asexual :3! I also think Pon uses neo pronouns! She/They/Frog!

Sachi - NBLW! Sachi is very lesbian coded! It's like they're doing it on purpose! :0! She/They

Tavasillion - A lot of people hc him as MLM and while I agree I think he's more NBLM! He/They Tavasillion rights!

Viola - Bi Queen! Though I think she canonically has a masc lean I like to think of her with a fem lean! She/They for the win!

Yukihiko - Ikko is NBLM and we support it! He/They!

Yunemi - Lesbian! She's just silly goofy! She/They/It/Dirt

Zea - Lesbian!!! Zea is so lesbian coded it's ridiculous!! She/He/They!

[nex-pls]

I realized I got a lil over excited and posted some poetry without introducing myself first. Hello all! I am Roanoke, Oke, or just Roan! I write for fun, and do artwork for fun too. Painting, digital art, hands on projects, I have many mediums and just wanted a place to share them away from the prying, misunderstanding eyes of my family. So if you're here, following me, seeing my stuff, welcome! I hope you enjoy my place of creativity and imagination, and feel free to add to my posts as you see fit!

A little bit about me. I am an AFAB non-binary identifying trans individual who uses he/xe/they pronouns, I am a sapphic asexual, and I love to learn about new things. I have autism, I love owls and frogs and bees, I'm allergic to cats but I absolutely adore them! I am a safe person to come to if you need anything, and despite everything going on in today's world, I want to be a good person with a positive outlook on life. I am BLM and ACAB friendly and I will not tolerate hate, so if you have a problem with that, guess this isn't the blog for you. Thanks for taking the time to read this! It's always a good day if you want it to be, and that's what my page will be about (mostly) ^-^

[okaypie]

Asks 1-50

im gonna gun whoever this is down

What’s your favorite thing about yourself? i have,,,good choice in clothes n now i smell like peaches due to my mom going ham w peach scented stuff for me (also getting me a dress w peaches on it, someone stop her)

What’s the best joke you know? ok im only good at one-liners so here’s a recent one: “KERMIT THE FROG HERE AND I LOVE SENSELESS VIOLENCE” also: “the only man that can eat THIS pussy? Is Jesus”

If you could only have one of your non-canon OTPs become canon, which would it be and why? hhhh i don’t actually do a lot of shipping anymore but i might get back to u on tht

What’s your dream vacation? AMSTERDAM/THE GREEK ISLANDS,,,

If you have a girlfriend, what’s the cutest thing she does? If you don’t, what’s something you do that you think is super cute? tbh i don’t really know!

How do you prefer to spend your free time? uhhh sims and recently i’ve been scouring monologues to prepare for class next semester lmao

What’s a random fun fact that you learned recently? the play by the title “Slave Play” that’s hitting broadway and the writer/director has made it to where 10,000 seats will only cost $39 bc he remembers growing up without access to see shows and knew that some of his friends wouldn’t beable to afford broadway tickets, it’s very good i think

When you play truth or dare, do you tend to choose truth or dare? Why? I tend to choose truth only bc i tend to get too embarrassed to do dares ppl give me and it Feels Bad Man

What’s your favorite thing about being sapphic? yall seen sapphic aesthetic? it’s nice, soft hands, lavender,,,very good (it’s not every saph but its what I like yknow)

Who was your first lady crush? HHH like most of the girls from the band Little Mix

If you’re out, who was the first person you told? The last? (If you aren’t out, who is the first person you want to tell?) the first person i told was my sister Jakie, the last person i told was? i cant remember lmao,,,ppl don’t normally ask or i just don’t feel the need to, if they are curious i’ll tell them but otherwise if i’m dating a girl they’ll figure it out

What scares you the most about the future? Global Warming! Also money

Do you have a type? If so, what is it? Freckles, messy hair, good smiles n good music

Funniest childhood pet story? i had a dog named oliver (he was my stepmoms dog but yknow) and he used to chase me around the house bc he got too excited. I was like,,,six maybe

What’s your aesthetic? Modern 50s fashion if that makes sense lmao, 

What’s your idea of a perfect date? Have you been on it yet? I don’t really have one, i’d like to be taken somewhere nice tho i’ve never been on a date like that before. 

What does your favorite color remind you of? Sunflowers

Quiet studier or loud studier? Quiet for the most part

Coffee, tea, or energy drinks? Tea

What’s your stance on glitter pens? 10/10

Do you believe in love at first sight? no, love takes time

Who knows you the best and how did they get to know you? gaytown, i’ve known them for a few years now n we’re all p open with each other lov them

What’s your favorite question to ask? To answer? anything abt music lmao,,mostly playlist stuff

Do you like camping? Sometimes! I don’t very much like bugs but i like nature so it’s a 50/50 deal

Cats or dogs? (Hamster is an acceptable answer) Cats!

What does your dream house look like? Cottage in the woods w nice flowers around it and we have a cute lil fireplace 

What’s your random, useless superpower? I’m good at digging up music ppl haven’t heard of/finding songs i know my friends will like. I’m also decent at reading ppl

Tell me about the most beautiful thing you can think of right now. wildflowers

If you could only hear three songs for the rest of your life, what would they be? Hey fuck this question i think, 

What’s the most stereotypical gay thing you do?? (Besides being attracted to women) hhhhh hands

If you could time travel without any negative consequences, would you? Would you change anything? i would and it’d be for selfish reasons but i want things to not be as shitty lmao

What were you most afraid of as a child? Are you over that fear? loud voices and i’m still scared by them but i can control myself enough tht if i need to i can keep my voice level and talk to them like the child they’re being

Favorite mythical creature? fairies

Have you ever dyed your hair an “unnatural” color? Would you? I have!! I dyed it blue w green, purple, and dark blue streaks n some of it glowed in the dark

What’s your favorite book? The Night Circus or The Little Prince

If you could live inside one fictional world, what would it be? let me live in the night circus universe it slaps

Most embarrassing story? No,

Proudest moment? 

What’s the most comforting smell you can think of and what does it remind you of? Maple n it reminds me of my grandmas house

Do you like fluff or angst more?Fluff

What’s the last thing that made you smile? Alexis calling me a human peach

What’s the first thing that draws you to a person? (Romantic or platonic or both) Are they funny? Are they chill? Do they give off a good vibe?

Your favorite place to be kissed? cheek

What’s your opinion on zoos? That’s a whole can of worms tbh, it depends on the zoo they’re not all the same

Do you have any siblings? Are you close? Many, all sisters, and jakie is the only one i actually like ngl

Did you have a favorite movie that you would watch over and over as a child? What was it? It was tuck everlasting and also the third cinderella movie

Do you have any tattoos? If not, do you want any? If so, what are they? I don’t n i do want some

What’s your go-to hairstyle? Brushed or up in a ponytail

What’s your favorite flower? Poppies

Are you the first person to fall asleep at a sleepover or the last? Or somewhere in between? Usually the first i am a week beech