#Like what little cutie patoots

[mrsandypants]

Seventeen 2023 Japan Fanmeeting 'Love'

[sweetheartsaku]

(BLLK) wherever u go i won't be far to follow

𝜗𝜚 BLUE LOCK VARIOUS: LILLIES.

a/n: [fem!reader] GAIS GAIS GAIS dew we fw the bllk posts 🤤it seems yes!!!!!! sorry for the tag !!@infpdoll @amelielovess for u<3

— characters: chigiri, rin, bachira

part one ! ♡ isagi, kunigami, nagi, reo

chigiri hyoma ; H.S.K.T - leehi, wonstein

can we imagine him sitting on the bathroom counter as you gently massage the jade roller across his face after a face mask. his hair is freshly washed (you brushed it 100 times on each side) so the room smells like peony and coconut, shower is foggy and little bits of his crimson baby hairs seeping out of his headband (〃´𓎟`〃) don't forget to kiss his forehead!!!!!!!!

gives the best?? massages???? maybe it's because of his high maintenance leg, used to doing it on himself so when you groan in pain after a scenic date, he most definitely wastes no time rubbing all the sore out of your legs

PEAK of his day is when he first wakes up and you guys brush your teeth next to each other, he knows sooner or later he'll be under your grasp as your thumb lightly rubs under his eye, rubbing away all excess sleep while your other hand runs through his hair.

secret kpop stan chigiri... totally not self-projecting HUH WHAT WHO SAID THAT what is a kpop stan uhm ! is a gg stan, gets defensive when someone discredits his faves and most DEFO a kiss of life (julie biased), le serrafim (sakura biased) and itzy (yuna biased) fan. probably owns a twt fan acc, i said what i said 🥰

by the way, don't tell him you notice when blush graces his face when you delicately graze the side of your finger across his lashes.

rin itoshi ; soft spot - keshi

rin itoshi who goes completely quiet when it comes to you. not because he secretly doesn't like you or anything, but quite the opposite (=´∇｀=) ! when he sees you, he's completely speechless and ends up staring at the girl who just stole his heart (for an uncomfortably large amount of time). when he sees almost anybody, he always has some sort of venom to spit but when he sees you, he can barely find any words for love 🥹

FACE MASK VICTIM NO.2 !!!!! lowkey flinches a little (affectionate) because he more used to the hot eye masks he gets at the convenience store, when the cold peach mask makes contact with his face, he gets a lil shiver nd' it's the cutest thing

idc how generic i sound HORROR MOVIE DATES!!!!!!!! i'm so here for horror nerd rin, i find it the cutest thing on earth and i just just just. waiter waiter one glass of rin please ! if you're scared (me), he tells you when there's a jump scare and covers your eyes when there's gore or when there's a freakazoid on screen

loves to sit in silence and play horror games too, whether it be the bathhouse, platform 8, as long as it's with you <3 secret valo/splatoon sweat

face scrunch when you push his bangs back n' give him a peck at the crown of his hair (;´□｀)/! not a physically affectionate guy but with instincts as sharp as his you wonder why he just lets you pepper his face with kisses...

baby face.

bachira meguru ; never ever getting rid of me - waitress, the musical

HUGS FROM BEHIND!!!🥹 puts his hands in front of your eyes and tells you to "guess who!!!" but not in a super senior way but more like a "y/nie y/nie guess who guess who!!!!!" way. he's such a cutie patoot i'm dead

music taste range is INSANNEEE biggest fan of babymetal, knows every lyric to hitorie or 2019 genre gacha sabrina carpenter die-hard, white girl radio enjoyer i don't make the rules (me too bachira, me too.)

LOCKS IN AT THE ARCADE (he hasn't won anything yet. key word YET!!). his attention span per machine is very limited but tries his absolute hardest into getting a plush he noticed your eyes wouldn't stray from and stays there for a while, persuaded he's guaranteed to get it. "look, look y/n!!! it's right there i'm sure i can get it. one more try?" same with gachapons. how can you not love this man

PDA lowkey isn't a thing and tackles you when he feels fit. loves to spin you around and does not give a damn if you have two left feet, an unconditional loverboy and is just the cutest (precious) (ᴗ͈ˬᴗ͈)ꕤ.ﾟ

i am going to bake him into a cupcake.

matching absolutely everything!!! keychains, exchanged shoe laces, patches, bracelets. on the topic of fashion he love love loves when you wear things that are a little odd (this is for the fashion girlies) like mismatching tights, oddly coloured charms on necklaces and/or chunky glasses :3

finds minion facebook memes and laughs.

[stellamancer]

entreat (reader x yuta okkotsu)

notes: hellow hellow! this is actually my first time writing yuta ahaha. he's a sweet boy who deserves the world (like most of the rest of the cast). intially the idea for this fic was a bit different but, i think this is cute too.

this fic was a request written as part of the @/ficsforgaza initiative as a gift for @yutaleks. my requests are currently closed, but if you are interested please do check the ffg tumblr out! there are lots of writers participating!

contains: gn!reader, food (mentions of, eating and sharing), yuta okkotsu being a cutie patoot

Whenever Yuta travels for a mission, he always brings back souvenirs; boxes of ridiculously sugary sweets for Gojo, bags of interestingly flavored potato chips for Maki, eclectic and downright gimmicky foods for Panda and Toge and for you—

Yuta brings back things he wants to eat with you. 

It started with the first-ever souvenir he brought back for you, from the very first solo mission he received after being reinstated as a special grade. He'd given it to you to say thank you for your support because just saying it has never been an adequate expression of gratitude for Yuta. 

But he'd apologized too, as he handed you the box– cookies from Hokkaido using locally sourced butter and cream, the prefecture’s pride and joy. 

Yuta is maybe the only person you know who would say sorry when handing someone a gift. 

“Why?” you'd asked.

He looked embarrassed as he answered. “I didn't know what you would like, but I couldn't just not bring you anything so I… got something that I thought sounded good…” 

His face was the picture of guilt, like he had admitted to the most heinous crime in all of history– not knowing what you would have liked. 

“It's okay if you want to throw it away or give it to sensei! I won't get upset or mad!” 

You remember distinctly thinking that if Rika were still here, she would send you to the grave if you threw away Yuta’s gift. Instead of that, you started to open the box, peeling away the wrapping and the box top to reveal two neat little rows of individually packaged cookies. You’d plucked one out and offered it to Yuta. 

“You said you thought it sounded good right?” you had asked. 

Yuta only stared, obviously unsure of what to do. 

“Come on, take it.” 

He hesitated, clearly not wanting to partake in a gift meant for you and for a moment you both stood there, unmoving. 

“Come on, Yuta, please?” 

That had been enough to get him to give in. You remember being surprised that was all it took. He gingerly took the cookie from you, handling it like a treasure, and you’d grabbed one of your own, knowing there was no way Yuta would eat one if you didn't first.

You'd tucked the box under your arm to rip the packing open and with another thanks you popped the cookie in your mouth. 

Honestly speaking, it had been one of the best cookies you'd ever had; crisp, yet tender, with a subtle sweetness that was nothing short of addictive.

When you had finished it, you stared at Yuta intently. It took him a second to realize that you meant for him to eat his, too, and with both yet another apology and yet another thank you, he delicately tore open the package and ate the cookie. 

You watched as he chewed it thoughtfully, evaluating the flavor. And when he finished, you tilted your head to the side and asked, “So, did you like it?” 

You remember how he nodded and smiled, carefree and innocent– a look you had always felt suited Yuta best. 

In return, you’d offered him a smile of your own. “You don't need to go through the trouble of bringing me back anything, but if you do, bring stuff like this— that we can share.”

And Yuta did just that. 

Now, every time he comes back from a mission, he comes bearing souvenirs from all over Japan: chestnut daifuku from Nagano, gyoza senbei from Tochigi, Kobe pudding from Hyogo… the list goes on. Sometimes, it’s just one thing. And other times, he comes back with two or three, looking apologetic as he tells you that he just couldn't decide. 

You don't mind, though, you never do– in fact, you actually look forward to when he brings multiple. More to share means more time with Yuta.

And this time, this time is no exception, but….

“...this is an awful lot…” you say looking at the array of ten different boxes that Yuta’s brought back from his latest mission. 

“I'm sorry!” He apologizes automatically and then, just like always he adds. “It was so hard to choose… Everything sounded so good.”

He's not wrong. Every single thing he's brought back sounds absolutely delicious and catered specifically to your tastes. It kind of makes you wonder if he's been taking notes all this time, commiting the things you've liked to memory. 

“It's fine!” you insist. “I'm just not sure if we can finish all this together…” 

At least not all at once. The things that are individually wrapped should be fine, but there are a fair amount of things that are probably meant to be eaten in a single sitting. 

“...maybe we should see if the others want some too…” you murmur thoughtfully. It's been a while since all of you ate together, between missions and the like. It would be fun. 

Yuta makes a soft sound and you look toward him. He’s very obviously avoiding your gaze, fiddling with the hem of his shirt. You know him well enough to realize that means he's got something on his mind.

“What's up?” you ask. 

He doesn't say anything, not at first, but it's obvious he's debating whether or not to tell you. If you wait long enough, though, you think he'll say it. And sure enough, after a minute or two Yuta takes a deep breath and says, “I was actually hoping we could still just share everything just the two of us!” 

The words come out in a two-breath rush and you stare at him as the meaning of his words sink in. You did tell him to bring back things the two of you could share, it just never occurred to you that he thought that meant only the two of you. 

Yuta, on the other hand, looks mildly horrified, regret instantly visible, as if it was a mistake to voice his own desires, and so he adds. “But— but if you want to eat with everyone, that's fine! I can call Toge and Panda and–”

“Actually,” you interject and while you don't want to talk over Yuta you want him to know— need him to know that it's fine. It's fine for him to say what he wants, because not only will you always listen, you’ll—

“I take it back. I think we can eat this all ourselves. Just the two of us.”

You’ll never, ever refuse him. 

[faithst]

ZB1’s POKEMONS

ask from ☃️ anon <3 faith baby why did you just start blasting when i was your man. faith my ears. anyway! since we used to play on that pixelmon server everyday for an entire year (dark times), what pokemon do you think zb1 would have on their team?? who’d be their ace, their starter, etc etc. ok ily pls chillax and turn bruno mars off ❤️

notes hi ☃️ anon (which is literally just @trashhdez) i was ‘same bed but it feels just a little bit bigger now’-ing because i saw hanbin concept photos ok ☹️ but for the sake of simplicity; i will just be giving each member a starter, an eeveelution, and a legendary / mythical !

masterlist<3

starter > eeveelution > legendary / mythical

— zhang hao

fennekin it’s whole vibe fits hao imo, very classy but also a bit of spark yk. also a very pretty and babygirl pokemon !

espeon IDK HOW TO EXPLAIN BUT ESPEON IS SO RESERVED LIKE HAO (introvert-wise ig?) also hao fits very well w purple

lunala aka the better evolution from cosmoem ! lunala has stars and stars shine and yk who else is a star? yeah, hao. also lunala feels very classy like him

— sung hanbin

charmander both very popular and has a determined vibe ! charmander is also v friendly (i think) so basically hanbin !

leafeon the design SCREAMS hanbin (it’s so cute) it looks so gentle and polite, overall friendly and easy to approach

shaymin (specifically the hedgehog, idk what the actual ver is called) similar designs to leafeon ! shaymin seems v assertive altho being a cutie patootie; so basically leader hanbin

— seok matthew

oshawott I WAS TORN BETWEEN OSHAWOTT AND POPPLIO but oshawott seems more matthew-y to me yk ! both super cute and bouncy (idk don’t ask)

eevee because it’s fluffy like matt. also i feel like eevee is the most sunshine out of all the eeveelutions !

jirachi does that not scream matthew ?? like cute star = matthew, end of statement.

— shen ricky

snivy super chic and elegant like ricky. screams expensive taste

glaceon THATS LITERALLY RICKY ! super elegant, super cool. ricky 🤝 ice types. also glaceon reminds me of his hair idk why

xerneas looks so EXPENSIVE. also xerneas is like super cool like ricky (i love xerneas sm) bedazzled and chic

— park gunwook

squirtle are we even surprised at this point? it literally looks like him, literally identical; could pass off as twins

vaporeon (i do not want to be reminded of the copypasta) BUT LOOK AT IT, ITS SO CUTE AND CHEERY just like GUNWOOK !!

zekrom gbtb gunwook vibes. literally the cool side of gunwook. the build zekrom has also reminds me of gunwook !

— kim taerae

piplup it’s literally taerae, look at it !

sylveon super babygirl. both prolly have their motto as ‘friendship is magic’ and the ribbons omg

diancie the jewels on it’s head remind me of taerae and his voice. all of these are so babygirl just like him :D

— kim gyuvin

chimchar why? 1) @trashhdez is a big chimchar fan and has the exact same personality as gyuvin 2) gyuvin would love chimchar, super cute but also could beat you up

jolteon the puppy vibes from gyuvin ! sparky and energetic just like him !

zygarde (specifically the core. if not, then the 10% one) i have no explanation for this one… it’s just.. yeah..

— kim jiwoong

sobble i feel like jiwoong would pick the most unhinged looking starter, thus picking sobble. ig it’s cute,,,

umbreon VERY CHIC JUST LIKE JIWOONG ‼️ looks very intimidating but actually just a cutie patoot

entei regal. like royalty looking. i feel like entei embodies jiwoong in a way i cannot explain, maybe it’s the stance

— han yujin

froakie 100% plays pokemon by the meta and picks froakie just bcuz of ash’s greninja (i can’t blame him tho, the greninja is godly)

flareon gives me youth vibes and very playful. flareon looks like a teenage boy

rayquaza bcuz of the meta, prolly his fav out of every pokemon (also can’t blame him here, rayquaza is also godly)

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© keiwook | 2023

tag @bruhiamistake @trashhdez @chxrrymxxnlight @haesunflower @big-uwu-stan @gnwookie @yjhcloud @kpoprhia @karinaskitty @blaycke

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[nanathott]

i have no one to gush about this with because no one i know irl is into jjk ))): but! i can’t wait for more of the anime! like i can’t wait to see more of choso animated )): like he so cutie patoots in the manga with his widdle facial expressions and him getting all excited when yuji called him his brother ☹️☹️☹️ he’s soooo babygirl i wanna bite him

-🌶️

also his little “tsk” and his scowl when he gets upset i’m so gonna eat him like he’s so expressive i love it i hope he never changes🙏🙏🙏 ALSO U CAN TALK TO MEE ABT ANIME AT ANY TIME THATS WHAT IM HERE FOR

[mira4townie]

What ASMR style would the 4town members do:

Jesse: He'll do a lot of roleplay ASMR since he plays with his kids. He really likes doing doctor appointment and using his artistic side aswell, such as face painting your face. He's speaking softly and that gives the fans the tingles plus swooning because of his gentle handsome voice. I mean, anything the boy says really. If he's ever live and gets a gift, he'll def blow a kiss and thank them.

Robaire: Now this boy will literally change from English to French from time to time, I guarantee it. And the fans just melts instantly. He'll also do it in a soft tone, but his voice is more buttery than Jesse. He would have simple props to play with and most likely would do Personal attention with them. Like for example a brush to brush over your face or a massage. if he's live, he'll def do a smooth but soft run sometimes as he does it all the time around the band.

Aaron T: This boy, right here, would use his bass ability to the test and would rizz the fans up so much, and he enjoys it to the core. In my headcanon, he's half Mexican, so I think he'll throw in a little deep soft mexican just like Robaire. This man uses not just simple props, but also weird/funny ones and this works also. If he gets live, the fans would be wild and he would reply to as many as he can. If he mess up something, he just lightly (and deeply) chuckle which makes the fans die.

Aaron Z: This shy boy would be a mute ASMRer and the fans aren't complaining because they just think that's super cute. Though he'll bring up Random objects around the house, like tapping on his basketball. If he's ever live somewhere, the fans would shower him with compliments and it'll be clear on his face that he's embarrassed but he appreciates it nonetheless.

Taeyoung: This sweet cutie patoot will definitely do makeup and spa ASMRs, as my headcanon is that he frequently do spa day for the boys' looks. He's a whisperer and a sweetheart to the fans. Just like the others that uses another language, he would throw in a little bit of korean words and he does it in the cutest way, like a nickname for the fans. If he goes live, he'll just do the exact same but acting cute and caring towards his fans. When he's done doing makeup or spa on your face, he'll be just as cute as a bunny and compliment how good you look. HE'S SO FKING CUTE, ALRIGHT?

[murderlite]

❝   seems   like   you   need   me   to   save   the   day   again   ,   huh seb  ?   ❞   debbie   rolls   her   eyes   playfully   ,   but   quickly   opens   the   door   widely   for   the hitman   to   enter   ,   already   moving   towards   the   kitchen   to   search   for   clean glasses   for them to drink out of.   it's   strange   how   a   near   death   experience   can   bring   two strangers   together   ,   but   she   can't   deny   she   isn't   grateful   for   it   ,   as   sebastian   has   proven   to   be   a   worthy   ally   to   have   ,   &   perhaps   a   good   friend   too.   that   last   part   she   won't   admit   freely   ,   but   it   is   nice   to   have   someone   you   actually like   hanging   around from time to time. it makes her life almost feel normal.

❝   you   know   i   don't   mind   when   you   pop   in   here   from   time   to   time   ,   but   would   it   kill   you   to   at   least   bring   a   bottle   of   wine   or   something   ?   a house warming gift of some kind ? chivalry   really   is   dead   i   guess.   ❞   she's   mostly   teasing.   mostly.   after   a   bit   of   struggle   with   the   last   bottle   of   wine   she   had   ,   it   finally   pops   open   &   she   pours   both   glasses   for   them , pouring a little extra into sebastian's glass. he's gonna need it.   ❝   there.   figured   a   drink   is   what   you   need   if   you're   going   to   be   with   me   for   a   bit.   gives   us   time   to   catch   up.   ❞   she   grins , all teeth.   ❝   how's   life   treating   you   ?   any   interesting   marks   lately   ?   &   what   about   that   cutie patoot   from   new   york   ?   you   still   keeping   up   with   him   ?   ❞

chapter   one   ﹕   the hitman & the widow.   ﹙   ft.   @gunbash   ﹚

[breezy-cheezy]

MOB A5 I WANT TO SEE MY LITTLE BOY

HERE HE COMES

(Ok that’s officially all the asks goodnighttt)

[tarripup]

So today I finished off a simple little piece after talking to edtropolis about how I have had previous pokesonas, and how I have not always had Pachirisu as my pokesona. It made me suddenly want to do this interesting little piece of myself as my pokesonas over time. :3 For the sake of keeping it not so complicated, I have not included pokesonas I did not really commit to. For example, when I trialed being a Minccino for a couple of months before deciding it wasn't for me, or when I did not seriously commit to being a Charmander.

So here are my pokesonas in order and for about how long I had them! :3

Squirtle - A few months Squirtle was my first favourite pokemon, and first pokesona ever. I used to imagine being a Squirtle and swimming at the lakes. :3 I don't really know if I have any drawings of myself as a Squirtle, though if I did, they are probably lost to time lol.

Pikachu - 1-2 years Pikachu replaced Squirtle as my favourite and pokesona relatively quickly, possibly due to the influence of the anime and because everyone loved that little rat lol. Honestly, I can't say if there was any personal reason I loved Pikachu, if I had to stop and think... I imagined how one day I'd wake up as a Pikachu, and have to go to school as one. I'd run around the school, and everything would be SO HUGE to me. Also, some of the other kids would have turned into pokemon, too, obviously. :P

Vulpix - 3-4 years Vulpix ended up becoming a favourite of mine, and ended up replacing Pikachu as my pokesona. As with Pikachu, I imagined one day waking up as a Vulpix, and having to go to school, etc etc. The difference began when I wondered if we would have to wear school uniforms as pokemon, and if we did, how it would work with me, given I was a four-legged cutie patoot. Maybe I wouldn't have to wear anything? Or maybe given my form, I would wear the uniform top, but nothing else because of how my form was and my tails? Just as long as whoever I had a crush on at the time became a Vulpix as well, though. xD

Here it gets a bit messy.

Chikorita - 1 year or so Chikorita kinda snuck in as my pokesona after Vulpix, but then not long after...

Bayleef - About 2 years ...my pokesona switched to Chikorita's evolved form, Bayleef. Did I have fantasies about being a Bayleef at school? Why, yes. In fact, even imaginings of myself literally evolving at school one day from a Chikorita to a Bayleef! :3 During this time...

Vaporeon - 2-3 years ...my pokesona kinda switched to Vaporeon. That said, my pokesona kinda flicked between Vaporeon and Bayleef at this time, and also Vulpix would continuously pop back here and there as my pokesona. Told you it would get messy! xD Funny story, too... When we were younger, my brothers and I agreed that we were each an Eeveelution. One of my brothers was Jolteon. His bedspread was yellow, funny that, so I guess that made sense. xD My other brother was Flareon. His bedspread was red. So that made sense, too. And since my favourite out of the three was Vaporeon, I was Vaporeon. And yes, my bedspread was blue. So Eeveelution Siblings confirmed. xD

The pokesona thing quietened a little for little bit, but not long... I guess having all those previous four pokesonas existing at times simultaneously was too much for the space-time continuum. Anyway...

Eevee - About 9 years Not counting the "true pokesona", Eevee is my longest running pokesona, ahead of Pachirisu (which is in 2nd place), and Vulpix (in third). This probably came about as a downgrade from Vaporeon, though for what reason I am not sure. Perhaps because I felt Eevee suited me better, because Eevee could become many pokemon?

Mew - About 11 years, parallel to pokesonas since 2009 (aka the "true" pokesona) So probably because Eevee could become many different pokemon, I began to ponder how Mew could literally become ANY pokemon, and began to feel it suited me far better. I do like me some little pranks here and there, after all~ :P That said, I kept Mew as a kind of separate pokesona form, while maintaining a "common pokemon" form, which I have generally used as a kind of plot device behind my own little various backstories, from hiding my true Mew form, to having amnesia, PMD style, where my true form is a Mew however I have the form of my common form sona. In addition, if there were ever a situation where "legendary and mythical pokemon are not an option", I would have a common form to fall back on. Just to be prepared, I guess! xD

Pachirisu - 5 years (2015 - present) Pachirisu replaced my Eeveesona in 2015, because I wanted to trial it and thought it might suit me better. I ended up growing into the new form, based a lot on how one particular time I was playfighting with some friends and they ended up exhausted and I was still full of so much energy lol. Also there was that time where I kept running up to the top of a waterslide and going down it, then running up to the top again, etc etc etc ad infinitum without stopping EVER for over an hour. So... yeah I don't know. xD But so Pachirisu became my new pokesona then, and has been until this day. :3

Tell me... which of the above would you imagine suits me best? :3 (Mew doesn't count y'all, that's like saying EVERY pokemon ahaha)

[waitingforatruemirror]

shirtless in a minute

Aww, can he get any cuter?! Here you go my followers, feast your eyes with this cutie patoot.

“okay, share...”

*whoosh sound on FB*

This is how your girl spends her leisure hours, waiting hours, most of her hours. Today she’s seated on one of Jen’s fake vintage bar stools in her huge kitchen island, in her even huge-r apartment. Jen, bless her heart, went out to get some food. She promised to be back within half an hour. It’s been fifteen minutes of sharing GIFs of Thor in all his glory.

The next minute is very important, two things happen. She hears the bedroom door open, and freaks out. For about a second.

Ah Fuc-!!

“Holyshitjesus-“

He looks up as he hears the sharp intake of a breath and the cussing that follows.

“Hey, sorry! Did I scare you? Sorry!” A very shirtless, and an extremely good looking guy says as he walks towards the kitchen. Fresh out of the shower by the looks of it. If that sheen of water playing with the light is anything to go by.

He’s Scottish. He has a Scottish accent. HE HAS A SCOTTISH ACCENT AND HE’S SHIRTLESS?! WHAT IS HAPPENING? AM I DROOLING? Please tell me I’m not.

Luckily she was not drooling, but her eyes were about to pop out of their sockets. They were also following Mr. Shirtlessandhotaf very closely. By the time he reached the fridge, he noticed it too.

“Yeah, sorry- um... let me put on a shirt and come back. This is pretty rude of me...” he laughed nervously.

“Uh, yeah- I mean no. Sorry, I wasn’t expecting anyone. That’s all.” She replied, saving herself from ogling him more.

“James, by the way. My name’s James. A close friend of Jen’s. Not a robber.” James joked, extending his hand to her.

She was a bit confused, almost missed a beat.

“Oh right, hi! I am May, working with Jen on a project.” She shakes his hand, and she swoons.

It was a grip to be reckoned with, strong, sturdy and a bit cold from the drink he was holding. She liked it very very much. It was a good grip, not a bone crushing one.

“Okay, I’ll see you back here in a minute.” He had a little sparkle in his eyes making her wonder if she was being obvious and he knew.

“Yeah, okay.” She agreed with a grin. That grin always gets her sociable points.

All caution thrown to the wind, she brazenly takes in his retreating back. That’s when it hit her.

Her thing is for lithe lines on a lightly sculpted body. She always thought that when someone said chocolate abs, she totally got it. But now she knew it for sure, that chocolate needs to have a give between its lines.

As if someone kept the chocolate bar out for a few minutes, and your fingers could feel the sharp lines, but they would give in to you.

*phone dings*

Broken out of her little spiel into James’ shirtless hot bod, she checks her phone.

‘Hey, running late. Might take awhile. I forgot to tell you that my friend’s there, James. Don’t worry. He’s great!’

“Was that Jen?” James asks, pulling a white chair from Jen’s extensive chair collection and seating himself next to her barstool.

He looks pretty good in that black sweater. Too bad he looked better without it, but okay.

“Yeah, she’s getting late it seems. Also, introduced you over a message.” She sounded playful.

“Well, I’m glad that’s out of the way. Formal introductions, huh?” James was playing along, quite happily too.

“So, what are you working on with Jen, or is it a top-secret?”

She replies with a smile, “I wish it was, so I don’t have to talk about it- it’s on theatre diplomacy.”

“Theatre diplomacy?” He sounded confused, “That’s a thing?”

No you’re a thing! Oh god, a confused James is a snack James!!

“Yeah,” she sighed. “I wish it wasn’t. We got our instructions from up above, have to roll with it.”

“Are you from around here?”

“Nope, I’m from Glasgow.”

AARGHH, say Glasgow again!!!

“From Scotland then?”

“Didn’t my accent give it away?” He asked jokingly.

She chuckles at that, “It’s a pretty nice accent.” She is pretty sure James is on to her.

“Where are you from?”

“I’m from Colombo. Do you know where it is?”

James acted indignant, “Of course I do! Isn’t it in Latin America? In Colombia?”

“I’m sorry, that was bad! Sri Lanka, isn’t it?”

“It was a bad dad joke, but I’ll let it go. Yep, you got it.”

“Bet you like tea then?”

She wanted to roll her eyes, but she didn’t. Instead she just let out a huff.

“I don’t actually, I really like coffee.”

James smiled at her, like he got her exactly where he wanted her.

“Great, I know a great place for coffee two blocks down. You want to go there?”

And cue, she was reeling.

Ooh, he’s good. He’s very very good. HECK YES BOY.

She asks, “Like right now?”

He nods a little.

“Yeah sure, let me get my things.” She sounded calm and rational, a decent human.

But we all know, inside her head she was all-

AAFHEHDDLDLCLLFKRJAIZKFKCTHISISHAPPENINNGWOAHHXHSKIFKOSZYEAAASDD.

James looked excited too.

“Okay! Let me put this chair back and we’ll go.”

iwarai.

Fic dedicated to @ily3000-chubbythor ILY TOO

LN

[mistresstrevelyan]

asolitaryrose replied to your photoset “Having a little chat with Liara. Tbh Katja isn’t sure what to make of...”

liara is such a cutie patoot ��

She really is. And much as I adored Peebee in MEA, there’ll always be a special place for Liara in my heart. Katja is extremely protective of her and she was over the moon when Liara told her that she and Feron had become an item. ALSO she is FOREVER grateful that she gave her body to Cerberus. It didn’t feel like a betrayal to her. And she swore to make the most of the second chance she has been given.

[mrsarnasdelicious]

Dating Michaelangelo Would Involve

A/N: Argueably the most fun one

The most loving turt bf ever

He adores you so much

You the apple of his eye

Or rather, his angelcakes

Yep, count on him call you that a lot

Does he even know your name, jkjk

A total cutie

So much fun to be with

You literally will never be bored when you are with Mikey

He always has some type of plan

He just wants to have a good time with you

Even though he is a vigilante ninja, your relationship is very uncomplicated

He is the cutest patoot

Up to all sorts of cute things

Surprises you with yummy snacks and cute little gifts on the regular

Learns to dance a bit so he can give you spin

Cute little dates

Mostly movie dates

But Mikey can certainly do a romantic dinner

You come home from work and there he is, trying not to burn down your kitchen

He tries his best

End up ordering take out Sushi

He is so defeated tho

Perks up pretty quickly

Bc he is always so happy to be around you

He a snuggle bug

Loves it best to lay with his head in your lap

Or on your boobs

He looooves your boobs

Yes he is a boob guy

He will nuzzle them

Paw at them

Lavish them in kiss, licks, suckles and nips

He’ll online order you the best quality bra’s

Which look hella good

He is definitely a lingerie guy as well

A fine sets will drive him absolutely bonkers

Especially when they are more cutesie

‘She got a bow on her bra, cuz her tits are presents’

Wicked wicked Mikey

Makes you so much mixtapes

A good precent of those are sung by himself

All good effort, but Mikey has the singing voice of a crow who died of alcohol poisoning

You do love the mixtapes he makes of the songs that have meaning for you as a person

Or to you as a couple

Song titles are stuff like

‘Song that played when we first had dinner at your place’

‘Song that played during our first kiss’

Or alternatively ‘Song we play to drown out your moans when I eat you out’

and ‘Baby making practise song’

Mikey loves to make you blush!

Makes you the most cheesy compliments to grabbing your bumm when his brothers are around

He is so good at cheesy compliments, good lord!

And cheesy pickup lines

Which he will keep using well after you two got exclusive

He loves it especially if you sass back

‘Das my girl’ 

He is so proud to have you

Gosh it almost drips out of his pores

SURPRISE CARTOON MARATHON

You two can be really silly together

Throwing popcorn during movie night

Tickle fights [curse Mikey for being immune to most tickles due to his reptilian skin]

Farty cushions are used

As are fake spiders and fake poo

Sometimes you join forces to pull pranks on his brothers

But never on Splinter

Is good at playing guitar tho

And he plays cute songs for you

Okay Mikey you are such a good lad

When you are not in the same location, he will call you

A lot

Texts you all the bloody time

Uses a lot of emojies

Always sends you the orange heart

Likes to braid your hair

Picked you up in the pimped out garbage truck once

That got him in trouble with Splinter, Leo and Donnie

So he ain’t doing that ever again

But it was cute while it lasted

You can use him as a floaty

Will float in the lair’s indoor pool, so you can lay on his belly

Loathes to see you cry

If anyone makes you cry he is ready to stomp a dude/chick

Hates it when there is nothing he can do to cheer you up

Will then just sit there with his arms around you

Rocking you slowly back and forth

Poor sweety

He has no idea what to do with himself

But it always kind of amuses him when you get angry

Unless it is with him though

Oh when you get made with him, he will be a kicked puppy

Begging for your forgiveness

Doing everything in his power to make it up to you

Most importantly, learning from his mistake

He is the cutest patoot, okay

He cherishes you so much

Enjoys every second you spend together

DAWWWWW

Couple goals

[griffinblogsgw2]

(Responses to Where Did You Go? page 1)

#i wanna fight dad man #dont be mean #especially to tiny tora #😡#i already hate his face 👌 #mean man face (x) @theauseer

You know what’s funny? This guy is an old character who exists in every version of Tora’s backstory - like he’s several years old now, and I STILL don’t have a proper name for him!

Funnier still? He’s not Tora’s dad, but the guy who is I had to make up for the gw2 version of Tora’s backstory. He has a name and everything and we never even see him!

Writing is weird, yo.

#Baby Tora is the cutest little cutie patootie ever to grace us with his presence #LOOK AT HOW CUTE HE IS #OMG #ALSO FUCK YOU YOU OLD FART #LEAVE HIM ALONE #LEAVE THE BABY ALONE (x) @callumthorn

The cutest of patoots!

#leave the bby alone! #he made such a pretty flower (x) @likemesomesalads

He did! At least SOMEONE here appreciates the artistry!

#leaf him alone! #he's just making something nice D'': (x) @commanders-sole-braincell

I very much appreciate that pun ;D

#oh so cute #damn is that syvlari based off a cactus cuz he a prick (x) @galaxypuddle

If I say yes, does that mean we’re also insulting Canach...? I mean...

#wow ive only known that other sylvari for 3 seconds but im already prepared to throw down (x) @nocte-argentea

I would love to see that hahaha

“Wow do you ever wanna slap a fucker?” @commander-daine​

Y’all are ready for fisticuffs, eh? It’s great, I love it

#well someone here is a cranky blacksmith #young tora looks so cute aaaa (x) @sylvari-bouquet

I love how many of these comments are like “THE BLACKSMITH SUCKS” and “BABY TORA IS CUTE”

I love it hahaha ty all! <3

#BABY TORA BABY TORA BABY T- (x) @thetyrianthree

I am sensing much excite for baby Tora

;3c

[tumblunni]

Man the manga makes it look so fun to be a Nobody!

I really marvel at how they captured the uncanny nature of the enemy Nobodies?? Cos seriously the whole point of them is that they look humanoid but move in really inhuman ways. And each individual enemy type has its own unique mannerisms for this, but in general its like..slugs? I'm pretty sure its slugs?? They stretch and squish and wiggle around and its like pretty much EXACTLY how medicinal leeches move, but thats a very underrated animal so its probably more likely it was slugs or worms. Like 'hey lets exaggerate slugs' but BELIEVE IT OR NOT THAT FATEFUL WIGGLIER SLUG DOES TRULY EXIST. And i love their cutie patoot lil faces. And the world needs to appreciate them more!

...ok im getting offtopic but you get the gist of what i mean. The basic Dusk enemies are vaguely humanoid things with their arms and legs tapering off into sticklike points, and they either wiggle them around like leech heads or hold their arms behind them naruto run style and use their entire body as a leech! Like its more likely that they pick up stuff by wrapping around it like a snake, rather than just using hands?? And also they can fly and stick to ceilings and just generally have loads of fun?? And look really pretty?? And some of the other more complex nobodies look even cooler doing their weird wiggle flying. Like the Assassin type have these weird big metal petal shapes on their arms that flutter like feathers and make them look like winged snakes crossed with.. Kites...? Kites made of kimonos? Being worn by a man with no face..?

SERIOUSLY WHO DESIGNED THESE FUNKY THINGS THEYRE SO UNIQUELY GENIUS

And aaa the Days manga has a REALLY good panel showing a big swarm of them in flight and it just looks SO MAGICAL AND SPOOKY! this is the exact kind of Aesthetically Nutso Ghost Monster Person i wish i could be! The manga is so cool at iimplying the same sense of inhuman motion by drawing them like motion tweens? Like theyre warped into wildly different body shapes in every panel and its just SO CREEPY and SO BADASS and SOMETIMES KINDA MAJESTIC AND ENDEARING EVEN! And this big flight scene has EVERY SINGLE INDIVIDUAL ONE drawn with its own different pose and mannerisms and like man every one of these weird squiggle flights looks like a world of fun to do!! God i love when superpowers actually look FUN, yo! It fuckin sucks that theyre just low level enemies and not ever playable. The only Nobodies that are playable or even get a big amount of screentime in cutscenes are the ones that ACTUALLY look humanoid and also move humanoid and BOOOO have zero traits of the monster theyre supposed to be. Like man just give me a whole game playing a lil bebby Nobody flying around! They remind me of the wanderers in Journey, they'd be so well suited to a chilled out exploration game like that.

And AAAAAA i get so sad thinking about how they're like bebbys!!! Noooo! Why do we not have more sympathy for them?? Like the particular way they write their 'bumbling weak enemy' scenes just comes off more like..well..sad thoughts about what happens when you lose your heart. Cos i mean the series really doesnt dwell much on the implications of the fact every single one of them used to be human! And whenever they're not being given orders by the higher ups in the organization, theyre just shown wiggling around flying in circles for fun, like a shoal of fish. They're so inhuman now, aside from vague resembelance in their appearances. They'd be seen as the cute wpodland critters in a disney princess musical number if they werent designated as monsters! Like they're not just 'dumb', they friggin dont remember how to talk anymore. And in their most memorable scene they dont understand the order "find this person" and can be easily tricked by photos of him. "Yes boss here is roxas he's a little more flatter than usual but here he is!" And they just keep gathering hundreds of the same person and never once cotton on to anything being wrong. Its so cute and also scary?? Cos seriously they are such eldritch monstrosities of fragmented soul that they move on to STEALING THE WORD PHOTOGRAPH. Just plucking it right out of the language! Failing so hard that you warp the laws of reality! I feel sorry for the poor lil guys, you definately cant say they didnt try as hard as possible!

AND SERIOUSLY THATS ALSO A COMMON TRAIT IN THE MANGA

I'm just so happy that they gave a bit more sympathy to the low level enemies because seriously WHO GIVES SUCH A GOOD DESIGN TO A LOW LEVEL ENEMY AND THEN BARELY EVER USES THEM FOR ANY SCENES

They actually give some sorts of pseudo dialogue to them?? Like during the kh2 prologue they show roxas being able to psychically perceive their thoughts while theyre trying to kidnap him. And its just so sympathetic and sad in retrospect?? They did a great job amplifying everything about this sequence because they made the Nobodies look so much scarier, made Roxas's life with his friends look even more heartwarming, and made it all super tense so you overlook all these little hints and just cheer for roxas in defeating these guys. But they left so many things that actually foreshadow that Roxas is a Nobody too, so reading this a second time is so sadddddd. I almost wish this was the first time i experienced the story, i think it does basically everything better than the original game version. Like seriously THAT ONE LINE OF WHAT THE WEAK ENEMIES ARE THINKING! "We've found you, my leige". THEY WERE JUST TRYING TO SAVE THEIR BOSS AND DIDNT KNOW WHY HE DIDNT RECOGNISE THEM. AND THEN HE ATTACKS THEM AND THEY DONT KNOW WHY!! aaa theyre just BABIES god theyre just ghost demon thingies that are like the larval stage compared to the main character versions. They dont remember who they were as humans, they just know they love their boss!! and he's apparantly been kidnapped by scary humans!! THEY WERE TRYING SO HARD TO SAVE HIM!! they got so damn close to taking over the town and they were swarming everywhere searching for him and Axel was trying so hard too and Diz just kept interrupting him before he cpuld explain or lying to roxas to manipulate them against each other! And axel even brought cake and icecream with him!! He was just trying to rescue his lil bro!!! Auuuugh seriously it was such a good twist that the Scary Monster Dudes were objectively in the right throughout this entire intro, and they just wanted to save Roxas's goddamn life. And he didnt even get to remember his peaceful days as a family with his fellow monster boyos until like five seconds before dying :(

Did anyone else just.. Not want to play kingdom hearts 2 after the prologue?

Like i couldnt stand the mood whiplash of going back to happy go lucky disney worlds with sora and having no more deep sad intriguing plot points for like ten hours of gameplay. And i could never take Organization 13 seriously as villains when the entire damn prologue was them being SUPER FUCKING SYMPATHETIC and the 'good guy' trying to murder a child in order to bring sora back. Like why am i supposed to be happy that he succeeded when i know sora himself would say no if he was told what sacrifice had to happen to bring him back? I would have been way more interested in this sequel having me play as roxas and try and take on the legacy of sora as the next hero and try and find a way to bring sora back without anyone having to die. Like the whole story could be people being all 'blah blah youre worthless youre not human your only purpose is to die for the sacrifice' and we explore all different sorts of 'heroes' doing horrible acts and justifying it to themselves because some people are just 'born evil' and its okay to do whatever you want to them. And Roxas is always struggling with almost believing that shit about himself, but in the end he does succeed to find a happy ending for everyone without a need for 'sacrifices'. And he learns to have self confidence and form his own identity and have more friendship scenes with Axel and co and also redeem all the other Nobodies please and also hug the tiny enemy childrens ones. I just did not feel much for the plot of kh2 at all except for the Nobodies!! Its just not sympathetic to have your 'heroes' arguing that 'oh they dont have hearts theyre not human they dont feel anything so theyre all evil and its all fine'. The game acts like this is true despite giving sympathetic backstories to half of them and the other half all die crying that they want to live!! What the fuck!! Like the only consolation is that they clearly cottoned on to the Org being RIDICULOUSLY POPULAR and later games literally bring all the most fan-loved ones back from the dead and add EVEN MORE sympathetic backstories and also here have a bigger villain who was really responsible and also he lied to them and theyre NOT really empty hearted and incapable of love. THEY ARE CONSTANTLY SHOWN HAVING THAT, EVEN THE WEAK LIL ENEMY DUDES HAVE ALL THAT LOYALTY TO ROXAS AAAAGH THEY DIED IN DROVES TRYING IN VAIN TO SAVE HIMMMMM

And god theyre so cute and so well designed and so sad and im sorry but AGGHHHH

I Forgot I Had So Many Emotions For The Emotionless Bebs :(

...also i really wish i cpuld get this pic of thos one panel to upload cos it looks real cool. I didnt think anything could make me love them more!!! Theyte just innocent weird snake bird worm person mannequin origami things. They just want to flutter around like messed up butterflies! And adorably poke at things they're curious about, and hold brooms awkwardly with their squiggle hands! The manga shows them doing lil chores around the house!! I LOVE THEMMMMMMM

[klausesdiego]

Omggg what does Sammy look like with bangs?!

like a little cutie patoot

[tehflah]

SOOOOOOO I did goto Bronycon 2017. I would’ve made a “Going to Bronycon” post, but the story behind this was that I was kicking myself all week for not making plans to go. And on Thursday, I simply decided “screw it I’m going” and drove up Friday morning! Next year I will plan better haha.

But holy moly am I glad I went! I met up with a lot of great artists and folks I’ve interacted online with over the years. The pictures above are from:

@minimummums - Was nice to meet you in person! You got some smooth lines on the angerbap! Thanks man!

@pich-un - It was fun rooting you on at the 100ft page at the draws meet; it looked great when you were done and so does the sketch you gave me! You’re gonna convince me to keep those bangs on Joy’s hair yet.

@phoenixswift - It was nice to meet you again! Thanks for the cutie patoot Joy!

@whatsapokemon - Wicky’s methods of happiness scares the locals, but adorable just the same! She looks so lively! Thanks whatsa!

@ciy-e - We were dodging each other all weekend, but thankfully met up on the last day! It was nice to meet you! And thank you for the double draws; your style is adorable!

@input-command - It was super nice to meet you! I absolutely adore your daily draw journal @dogstomp . You popped out these smooth inks on this so quick. Seriously, I was still drawing in your book and I think you beat me! Thanks for the arts!

@tallaferroxiv - Also graced my book with the double draws! I need to post more of the filly guide thing here oops. Gosh I still don’t know what to say about the Filly Guide; she’s too gosh darn cute. Totally surprised me when you handed my book back! Wicked being Wicked is so smooooooooth. Also BEEP BEEP! Thanks Talla!

And to all the amazing people who made Bronycon a wonderful experience, whom I was able to bump into (who aren’t already above!):

@malwinters - You helped me meet up with the group on Friday! I was a little lost and confused as to where you were and I saw a group but was walking around awkwardly and too shy to say anything until, TJ I think, shouted my name and I was like IT MEEEEE :V You were awesome to hang out with man!

@askpiratedash - Thanks for coordinating the group a bit when we were out of control. :p Also need to get you back as well on artsssss Sorry we didn’t book trade. I’ll make sure to hit you up first next year!

@princessmuse, @midnightrt, @askscribbly, http://darnelg.tumblr.com/ (@ isn’t working!) - Was nice chatting on Saturday at the Cheesecake Factory!

@goattrain and Vi - YOOOOO It was nice to finally meet you two! <3 (I met the goats! YEEEEE!)

@raeligath, @joeyh3, @dshou, @kawaiipony2 - Didn’t get a whole lot of time to chat with you guys, but I’m still glad we were able to chat some! Thanks for the kind words too kawaii!

@ask-wiggles - I was the idiot on Friday night doing my best wacky-waving-inflatable-tube-man across the way while chanting your naaaaame. I was tired, please forgive. XD

@twistedsketchproductions / @ask-twistedribbon - It was really nice meeting you at your booth! I recognized your style immediately! Super nice artsssss!

Valcron/Dreatos - Had a nice chat with you at your booth!

@rarijackdaily / WhiteDiamonds - Since I had such little time to prepare I had no idea you were there. But then I saw the booth and I had to meet you! I’ve been a super huge fan of your work forever! It was absolutely fabulous to meet you in person!

@dragonbeak - I’d never seen your art before the con, but now I gotta get more familiar with it! Thanks for the chat and the arts!

@bobdude0 - Was super nice to meet the Sweetie Belle super fan! It was really nice to meet you, been a fan of your work for quite a while!

@dawnf1re - It was great to meet you! I love your style and the marefriend blog cracks me up! Thanks for the small chat too!

Running a bit long, but I’m really thankful to who I met... There were so many nice people I shared small chats with that really boosted the whole experience too. Thank you to everyone I met and anyone I might be forgetting for making the whole experience amazing this year! This was easily the best Bronycon... Hek, best convention I’ve been to ever!

~Love you all! <3