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#like please relax#why are you yelling in my tags no one is telling you to stop wearing armpit deodorant#it’s explicitly about the whole body bullshit
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People: [read a Steddie fic]
Steddie Fic: [is about Steddie and the characters in it are largely focused on the Steddie aspect as it is... A fic about Steve and Eddie. Maybe hones in on Robin being the first gay person Steve has probably KNOWN he's fucking met in his entire life and plays on that for his Sexuality Crisis]
People: why do all the characters seem to only care about Steddie? Why do these Steddie fics that are about Steve and Eddie not show the women do anything that aren't about Steve and Eddie? This fandom has a woman problem.
#Like fandom absolutely has a woman problem#But ur rly fucking setting urself up for disappointment if ur looking for fully-formed women in m/m ship fics#Like honestly if ur expecting fully-formed characters other than the main two characters in a ship fic like..... Maybe relax?#Not all fics are gonna be like novels and even then it's like#Sometimes??? Characters are just???? A device for the plot????? And that's OKAY#Like please relax#Like this isn't a REAL ISSUE#I will repeat: FANDOM HAS A WOMAN PROBLEM BUT THE M/M SHIPS (generally) AREN'T THE ISSUE#Like u can say 'I wanna see more fics with Robin doing more than taking care of Steve or being his gay advisor'#W/o being fuckn rude about a majority of Steddie fics ppl wrote in their limited free time in the hell scape that is planet earth#Just to feel a MODICUM of joy#Like that is legit for real a thing#Sorry I know the overly bitchy post I read doesn't rly apply to me and my fic I'm just defensive on behalf of everyone else#Making this non-reblogable bc it's just a vent
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the men at my job are so catty 😭
#not towards me. towards each other#like please relax#it speaks#8 to 4#all i asked you was to finish a report why are you throwing hands at 18:55 on a tuesday
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i am. and you are not
#rote#realm of the elderlings#the fool#beloved#the pale woman#ilistore#fool's fate#everyone supports women's wrongs until it's your blorbo that's getting wronged#NOT ME!!!#i think ilistore is the funniest woman in rote for beefing with a child so intensely#please.....he is eight and likes to play and draw.....relax....
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Ever just want to curl up into a cage and forget about your worries while a kind and charismatic Demon King watches over you like the treasure hoarding Dragon he is?
#I know I do#obey me#obey me headcanons#obey me mc#obey me diavolo#Imagine when life becomes too much MC just has a cage at Dia's they run to relax#he'd be so excited to see them like that if only for a few moments#the feral nature in him would be pleased#he'd probably have it set up all nice and Cushy too#only the best for the cute little human
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been thinking a lot abt fwb!gojo today.... this is his first time ever doing this kind of a thing btw. i do not think he sleeps around AT ALL. but with you, he just... you start off as very good friends but then it keeps escalating – you start sitting closer and closer, your thighs always touching as you lounge on the couch. his hands seem to always find your waist in public, your seem to be in his hair more and more. and the thing is... satoru isn't all that good at deciphering his own feelings. he isn't entirely sure what this is; the butterflies in his stomach whenever you laugh at his jokes, the warmth that spreads under his skin whenever he sees you bend over. it's weird. he doesn't know what to do.
so, when one night you inch closer with your hand on his thigh, he lets you. he welcomes you with open arms. you ask whether it's okay or not and he lets out a shaky yes, his cheeks burning with something new, his eyes low and heavy as he stares at your lips. you feel so good on top of him, your body flushes to his and he thinks about how perfect this is. how much he likes it. the night is like a wet dream for him, something he's always dreamed off but when you leave the bed and hop into the shower without giving him a kiss, he doesn't even know what the weight on his heart means. where it comes from. he doesn't ponder over it for too long though as you step outside the bathroom in a shirt way too big, his shirt. he watches you get dressed and hums when you joke about his bed hair. he thinks you look gorgeous. he doesn't ask for you to stay – if this is what you want, to leave without the desire to continue your adventures from the last night, then so be it. satoru wants you to be happy. you tell him it was good and that you'd like to, perhaps, do it again and he can taste you on his tongue when he says that he feels the same. satoru will take every crumb you'll give him with a smile on his face. he won't complain and he won't ask for more, not yet at least. for now, he'll be completely and utterly at your mercy, a lapdog for you to play with whenever you so desire to do. a selfless kind of love.
#this might not be everybody's satoru i realize#but idk i think he's a lonely boy who doesn't know how to deal with his feelings#he really does like you and he wants your attention#he wants your love#he just . doesn't know how to ask for it#idk ok this is also wordvomit#but yeah sad little meow meow satoru who just wants to do everything and anything for you#he's kind of a knight in this#selfless type of love yk#even got the dog motif in lmao#okok i'm sleepy so idk if any of this even makes sense just bear with me yeah#(the bear is very calm and friendly please relax)#mickey is daydreaming#angel boy#gojo x reader
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there isn't enough love for this ship tbh
#kent parson#connor whisk#omgcp#omg check please#check please#my art#i like experimenting with other artists' styles but MAN ngozi's is trickier than it looks#i still couldn't replicate it as well as i'd have liked because her stuff is a lot more loose and relaxed than i could ever manage#idek what the ship's name is? parskey?
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The Coffin of TWST
(I’m sorry for my bastardazation of their style- I just thought it was so cute 😭)
Ahhh this has got to be my highest effort spoof- I told myself I’d just draw my faves in the style but no- I present to you coffined Ramshackle
[Ramble]
Okay… but talking more about the actual worldbuilding of TCOAAL? THERE’S MUCH POTENTIAL AS A DYSTOPIA! We got corrupt government, capitalism, cults, and demons! So much to dig into-
If I were to make an actual AU… I think it’d be interesting if it plays out as episode one. The setting of the apartment alone already has enough ideas to work with- Yuu, who was supposed to be visiting, gets quarantined into the apartment as others are convinced they have the parasite. Will the rest of the TWST cast be neighbours or guards? Both would be neat. (Grim’s just an entity a nearby cultist summoned that is demanding Yuu to give him their room for a shelter-)
#I’ve always hated lineart but after using thicker lines- it’s just so fun and relaxing!#I didn’t intend to draw twst cloche but oh well- sticking her in twst now that I’ve got others-#pt two of game devs please hmu 😭😭#it’s really dawning on me that I actually kind of like r*llo… I say for the Xth time…#will be waiting for episode 3#cat scribblez 🌸#oc: cloche🎊#rookloche#twisted wonderland#twst#twst oc#rook hunt#twst rook#twst ocs#twst yume#twst fanart#twst art#twisted wonderland fanart#twisted wonderland art#rollo flamme#twst rollo#twst epel#epel felmier#twst crossover#twst ramshackle#tcoaal
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more of this. it's happening, y'all
On Thursdays, Evan works in a queer friendly bar. That mostly means women who want to drink and dance without being bothered by creeps, sheltered college students testing the waters, and people who wander in and only belatedly clock the rainbow decor. The last couple of weeks there's been a guy in his section he's not sure how to categorize. He's about Evan's height but broader - really buff, and classically handsome in a sharp jaw and killer cheekbones way that Buck's a little envious of, honestly. He could clean up in WeHo, could probably have any woman in the bar come running if he'd look up from his string of nasty craft beers that he occasionally chases with a shot of Jack and actually smile at someone. Evan's willing to bet he has a great smile, but he also has a closed off air like a forcefield around him.
"Hey," Evan says when he collects the empty glass from the guy's latest gross beer. He also hands over a napkin with a phone number courtesy of the cute blonde, or possibly her cute brunette friend at the end of the bar. "Couple ladies over there trying to get your attention."
"Oh." The guy looks at the napkin like it might bite him. "Uh. I'm not - I'm not interested."
Evan shrugs. "Your loss, man."
The guy uses one fingertip to nudge the napkin back towards Evan. Swallows sharply enough that Evan can track the motion of it with his eyes.
"I'm gay."
"Yeah? In that case, the dude three seats down is gonna be delighted."
The guy blinks a couple times, sneaks a glance down the bar like he thinks he's gonna get slapped for it.
"Not tonight," he says.
Evan shrugs. "Get you another gross beer?"
The guy looks at him, and it's not the smile Evan was imagining, but it's at least half a smirk, and it makes a line next to his mouth deepen, almost a dimple. "Should you be calling the drinks you sell gross?"
"Call it as I see it, man. I like Bud Light and cocktails, so."
"Jesus Christ."
"Evan, actually," Evan tells him, with a grin.
"I'm Tommy."
"Hey, Tommy. So. Gross beer or fruity cocktail?"
Tommy looks at him, eyebrows drawing together, shoulders going a little tight. "Is that a dig?"
Evan replays his words. "Oh, shit no! Not at all! Fruity like containing fruit, not fruity like fruity. Who even says that anymore? I wouldn't, I mean - I'm an ally!"
Tommy looks, honestly, a little baffled by Evan's whole existence which is unfortunately not a look he's unfamiliar with.
"I think I'm gonna call it a night," he says, and Evan's heart sinks a little. Tommy looks like a guy who desperately needs to cut loose.
"Nah, c'mon, I just accidentally hate crimed you, let me make you piña colada. On me."
Tommy relaxes a tiny bit. "Okay. Sure. Thanks, Evan."
#me 🤝 tommy: god he's a fucking idiot i need him carnally#allying too close to the sun#my writing#bucktommy#look while this buck is a big dumb idiot and i love him i also want to study this version of tommy like a bug#buck's in an r rated rom com#tommy's in a torment nexus of his own creation gritting his teeth and telling himself to just SAY IT SAY IT SAY THE WORDS TO A CUTE BOY#drink something through a straw relax your shoulders from the posture you spent years training them into let your eyes go where they want#be real be real please just be real#what the fuck this is meant to be practically crack and i'm giving myself feelings
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RIVALS (2024-) | Episode 4
#rivals hulu#rupert campbell black#perioddramaedit#perioddramasource#weloveperioddrama#rivalsedit#tvedit#my gifs#poor pup is like please chill i'm trying to relax
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INHERITANCE 🌙
#sin scribbles#bloodborne#choir bloodborne#(sprinkles this on the dash)#(oh hradi my beloved)#(Woah look at that its a full Sin Bingo card we got skulls wolves smoke AND antlers!!!)#(u can tell i have been missing drawing my favourite Relaxing Smoke motifs huh 😂)#(genuinely i may as well do a piece like this for all my hunters bc thats just my brand at this point)#(the blue eyed scourge beasts are my best friends i slay very many of them for chonks)#(rain vc: brother hradi is chain smoking bone marrow ash in the grand cathedral again please stop him)#(hradi is not the first of laurence's fanboys for sure but laurence would probably not appreciate him regardless 😂)
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i thought we were gonna kiss up here are you still not over your dead girlfriend
#the walking dead game#twdg#violentine#clementine twdg#violet twdg#theres no casual explanation for clems reaction to that why did she look so upset#wide eyed middle distance stare brows drawn mouth open girl please relax#if your friend was wistfully thinking of their dead gf why would you be upset by that 🤨 hmm interesting#part of violets route will be about how she feels she failed minnie and so refuses to fail clementine and continuously makes that choice#and i still have to hear people yap about how she never got over minnie bro i swear some people are playing with their eyes and ears closed#i think her complicated relationship with her not dead not ex is fun and interesting actually and she tells clem not to worry Immediately#i just like poking fun at my girl for being a little jealous 😏 this and the way she looks at them hugging in the woods. i know what you are#her immediate reaction to seeing the v+m heart is also questionable girl why are you making those faces#spaced art 2024
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answer her questions vlad. why do you skip leg day vlad.
(more of this bc honestly, dani deserved so much better. also learning how to draw dani.)
still inspo from @lilianade-comics au where vlad sucks less! kind of! but also just generally a decent parent vlad au lmao.
(do not tag as ship. pls.)
#danny phantom#danny phantom fanart#dp#dp fanart#vlad plasmius#vlad masters#dani phantom#really really trying to like. relax a little when it comes to art#like with the shapes and style and w/e#cartoony comics like this help#insert spiderverse miles copying peter meme#anyway comics practice <3#ney’s art#ney’s comics#ALSO i drew dani like. way too tall in the last one#she is baby#this is why you use references folks bc otherwise your proportions turn out WEIRD#… just imagine she was older in the other one ig. highschool teenage daughter suffering vlad’s homicidal tendencies#DO NOT TAG AS SHIP#seriously. please.
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I love how this panel implies Pluto has been reading and drinking cabernet before going to sleep
#my comfy boy <3#oh how much i love seeing this man relaxed#like please let him chill out for FIVE MINUTES#nevermore webtoon#pluto nevermore#howlings from the vortex
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lena being pissed at her over protective over-bearing sometimes obnoxious with a tini-tiny god complex and sometimes reckless superhero alien girlfriend will always be so funny to me like little miss breakable human what did you expect when an alien falls madly in love with you?
#jessrambles#like its bound to happen#but its amusing to read like#but i mean if maybe lena didnt have constant death threats every once in awhile#MAYBE kara would relax#you would think lena's the alien bc she's so nonchalant everytime someone tries to kill her#like woman please#supercorp#lena luthor#(mine)
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ignoring the obvious. is anyone else really fucking intrigued/confused by this room
it is so STARKLY different from the rest of the phouse like it has fuzzy padded brown walls?? like they have a reason for every design choice in the phouse so why did they go with fuzzy brown walls in here and here only (it seems)??/?
drop your ideas below
#only semi-explanations i can think of are:#1. it isn't their house and it just so happens that they took multiple photos that they then posted in the same non-phouse location#(likely family's house if this is the case cause when else would they be this relaxed at someone else's house/whatever other place lol)#2. this is one of the “secret safe rooms” dan alluded to in.. A Video i honestly don't remember where lol pls if someone knows tell me#(i do know that phil also showed a secret door in i think one of his “answering questions i'd normally avoid” vids? or a tiktok i forgor)#and for those curious: first pic is from 9:46 dan's bday livestream and the second one is 10:45 wdapteo 4#and in case it matters (dk why it would but just a fact i learned while retrieving these images):#for the first image afaik we don't know the day it was taken but we can safely assume it was taken before nov 27 2023#cause that's when the catboy photos were posted & this image came up right before that one when phil was showing off the yearly dan pics#so sometime between june 12 & nov 27 2023 (since phil would've started collecting new pics of dan after his birthday had passed)#and then the second image would've been sometime between feb 21 and 27 2024#because the last text that has a date that we see before this one is from the 21st#and then the texts we see immediately after that are from when dan was doing wad in frankfurt which according to phandom wiki was feb 27th#which gives me the idea that it's proooobably not my first theory?#since why would they be at family's house at such random times of the year#ANYWAY that's all from me please drop your thoughts i'm curious to hear#forgive me if we've already had a moment like this and figured it out and i'm just late to the party. but theorizing fun so idc#dnp#phan#amazingphil#daniel howell#phandom#me post#photo
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