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#like please relax#why are you yelling in my tags no one is telling you to stop wearing armpit deodorant#it’s explicitly about the whole body bullshit
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People: [read a Steddie fic]
Steddie Fic: [is about Steddie and the characters in it are largely focused on the Steddie aspect as it is... A fic about Steve and Eddie. Maybe hones in on Robin being the first gay person Steve has probably KNOWN he's fucking met in his entire life and plays on that for his Sexuality Crisis]
People: why do all the characters seem to only care about Steddie? Why do these Steddie fics that are about Steve and Eddie not show the women do anything that aren't about Steve and Eddie? This fandom has a woman problem.
#Like fandom absolutely has a woman problem#But ur rly fucking setting urself up for disappointment if ur looking for fully-formed women in m/m ship fics#Like honestly if ur expecting fully-formed characters other than the main two characters in a ship fic like..... Maybe relax?#Not all fics are gonna be like novels and even then it's like#Sometimes??? Characters are just???? A device for the plot????? And that's OKAY#Like please relax#Like this isn't a REAL ISSUE#I will repeat: FANDOM HAS A WOMAN PROBLEM BUT THE M/M SHIPS (generally) AREN'T THE ISSUE#Like u can say 'I wanna see more fics with Robin doing more than taking care of Steve or being his gay advisor'#W/o being fuckn rude about a majority of Steddie fics ppl wrote in their limited free time in the hell scape that is planet earth#Just to feel a MODICUM of joy#Like that is legit for real a thing#Sorry I know the overly bitchy post I read doesn't rly apply to me and my fic I'm just defensive on behalf of everyone else#Making this non-reblogable bc it's just a vent
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i hate being readily accessible to people :)
#i should only be available through mail#and even then that’s iffy#and i hate the assumption that just because you think or know I’m available#it means that i have to be and i have to respond cause no tf i do not#and i must get over the internalized guilt of not responding the moment of just because that person wanted me to#like please relax#i am just a man i am not a god
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the men at my job are so catty 😭
#not towards me. towards each other#like please relax#it speaks#8 to 4#all i asked you was to finish a report why are you throwing hands at 18:55 on a tuesday
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i am. and you are not
#rote#realm of the elderlings#the fool#beloved#the pale woman#ilistore#fool's fate#everyone supports women's wrongs until it's your blorbo that's getting wronged#NOT ME!!!#i think ilistore is the funniest woman in rote for beefing with a child so intensely#please.....he is eight and likes to play and draw.....relax....
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Ever just want to curl up into a cage and forget about your worries while a kind and charismatic Demon King watches over you like the treasure hoarding Dragon he is?
#I know I do#obey me#obey me headcanons#obey me mc#obey me diavolo#Imagine when life becomes too much MC just has a cage at Dia's they run to relax#he'd be so excited to see them like that if only for a few moments#the feral nature in him would be pleased#he'd probably have it set up all nice and Cushy too#only the best for the cute little human
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been thinking a lot abt fwb!gojo today.... this is his first time ever doing this kind of a thing btw. i do not think he sleeps around AT ALL. but with you, he just... you start off as very good friends but then it keeps escalating – you start sitting closer and closer, your thighs always touching as you lounge on the couch. his hands seem to always find your waist in public, your seem to be in his hair more and more. and the thing is... satoru isn't all that good at deciphering his own feelings. he isn't entirely sure what this is; the butterflies in his stomach whenever you laugh at his jokes, the warmth that spreads under his skin whenever he sees you bend over. it's weird. he doesn't know what to do.
so, when one night you inch closer with your hand on his thigh, he lets you. he welcomes you with open arms. you ask whether it's okay or not and he lets out a shaky yes, his cheeks burning with something new, his eyes low and heavy as he stares at your lips. you feel so good on top of him, your body flushes to his and he thinks about how perfect this is. how much he likes it. the night is like a wet dream for him, something he's always dreamed off but when you leave the bed and hop into the shower without giving him a kiss, he doesn't even know what the weight on his heart means. where it comes from. he doesn't ponder over it for too long though as you step outside the bathroom in a shirt way too big, his shirt. he watches you get dressed and hums when you joke about his bed hair. he thinks you look gorgeous. he doesn't ask for you to stay – if this is what you want, to leave without the desire to continue your adventures from the last night, then so be it. satoru wants you to be happy. you tell him it was good and that you'd like to, perhaps, do it again and he can taste you on his tongue when he says that he feels the same. satoru will take every crumb you'll give him with a smile on his face. he won't complain and he won't ask for more, not yet at least. for now, he'll be completely and utterly at your mercy, a lapdog for you to play with whenever you so desire to do. a selfless kind of love.
#this might not be everybody's satoru i realize#but idk i think he's a lonely boy who doesn't know how to deal with his feelings#he really does like you and he wants your attention#he wants your love#he just . doesn't know how to ask for it#idk ok this is also wordvomit#but yeah sad little meow meow satoru who just wants to do everything and anything for you#he's kind of a knight in this#selfless type of love yk#even got the dog motif in lmao#okok i'm sleepy so idk if any of this even makes sense just bear with me yeah#(the bear is very calm and friendly please relax)#mickey is daydreaming#angel boy#gojo x reader
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The Coffin of TWST
(I’m sorry for my bastardazation of their style- I just thought it was so cute 😭)
Ahhh this has got to be my highest effort spoof- I told myself I’d just draw my faves in the style but no- I present to you coffined Ramshackle
[Ramble]
Okay… but talking more about the actual worldbuilding of TCOAAL? THERE’S MUCH POTENTIAL AS A DYSTOPIA! We got corrupt government, capitalism, cults, and demons! So much to dig into-
If I were to make an actual AU… I think it’d be interesting if it plays out as episode one. The setting of the apartment alone already has enough ideas to work with- Yuu, who was supposed to be visiting, gets quarantined into the apartment as others are convinced they have the parasite. Will the rest of the TWST cast be neighbours or guards? Both would be neat. (Grim’s just an entity a nearby cultist summoned that is demanding Yuu to give him their room for a shelter-)
#I’ve always hated lineart but after using thicker lines- it’s just so fun and relaxing!#I didn’t intend to draw twst cloche but oh well- sticking her in twst now that I’ve got others-#pt two of game devs please hmu 😭😭#it’s really dawning on me that I actually kind of like r*llo… I say for the Xth time…#will be waiting for episode 3#cat scribblez 🌸#oc: cloche🎊#rookloche#twisted wonderland#twst#twst oc#rook hunt#twst rook#twst ocs#twst yume#twst fanart#twst art#twisted wonderland fanart#twisted wonderland art#rollo flamme#twst rollo#twst epel#epel felmier#twst crossover#twst ramshackle#tcoaal
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INHERITANCE 🌙
#sin scribbles#bloodborne#choir bloodborne#(sprinkles this on the dash)#(oh hradi my beloved)#(Woah look at that its a full Sin Bingo card we got skulls wolves smoke AND antlers!!!)#(u can tell i have been missing drawing my favourite Relaxing Smoke motifs huh 😂)#(genuinely i may as well do a piece like this for all my hunters bc thats just my brand at this point)#(the blue eyed scourge beasts are my best friends i slay very many of them for chonks)#(rain vc: brother hradi is chain smoking bone marrow ash in the grand cathedral again please stop him)#(hradi is not the first of laurence's fanboys for sure but laurence would probably not appreciate him regardless 😂)
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i thought we were gonna kiss up here are you still not over your dead girlfriend
#the walking dead game#twdg#violentine#clementine twdg#violet twdg#theres no casual explanation for clems reaction to that why did she look so upset#wide eyed middle distance stare brows drawn mouth open girl please relax#if your friend was wistfully thinking of their dead gf why would you be upset by that 🤨 hmm interesting#part of violets route will be about how she feels she failed minnie and so refuses to fail clementine and continuously makes that choice#and i still have to hear people yap about how she never got over minnie bro i swear some people are playing with their eyes and ears closed#i think her complicated relationship with her not dead not ex is fun and interesting actually and she tells clem not to worry Immediately#i just like poking fun at my girl for being a little jealous 😏 this and the way she looks at them hugging in the woods. i know what you are#her immediate reaction to seeing the v+m heart is also questionable girl why are you making those faces#spaced art 2024
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answer her questions vlad. why do you skip leg day vlad.
(more of this bc honestly, dani deserved so much better. also learning how to draw dani.)
still inspo from @lilianade-comics au where vlad sucks less! kind of! but also just generally a decent parent vlad au lmao.
(do not tag as ship. pls.)
#danny phantom#danny phantom fanart#dp#dp fanart#vlad plasmius#vlad masters#dani phantom#really really trying to like. relax a little when it comes to art#like with the shapes and style and w/e#cartoony comics like this help#insert spiderverse miles copying peter meme#anyway comics practice <3#ney’s art#ney’s comics#ALSO i drew dani like. way too tall in the last one#she is baby#this is why you use references folks bc otherwise your proportions turn out WEIRD#… just imagine she was older in the other one ig. highschool teenage daughter suffering vlad’s homicidal tendencies#DO NOT TAG AS SHIP#seriously. please.
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I love how this panel implies Pluto has been reading and drinking cabernet before going to sleep
#my comfy boy <3#oh how much i love seeing this man relaxed#like please let him chill out for FIVE MINUTES#nevermore webtoon#pluto nevermore#howlings from the vortex
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lena being pissed at her over protective over-bearing sometimes obnoxious with a tini-tiny god complex and sometimes reckless superhero alien girlfriend will always be so funny to me like little miss breakable human what did you expect when an alien falls madly in love with you?
#jessrambles#like its bound to happen#but its amusing to read like#but i mean if maybe lena didnt have constant death threats every once in awhile#MAYBE kara would relax#you would think lena's the alien bc she's so nonchalant everytime someone tries to kill her#like woman please#supercorp#lena luthor#(mine)
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Vanha Kauppahalli date: en full, a 2 minute 50 second masterpiece...
Primetime Panthers | 11.6.24 (x)
#aleksander barkov#matthew tkachuk#florida panthers#2425#the global series is a gift#“alright talk to me what do we got?” with the camera following behind them makes it seems like theyre spies doing reconnaissance#the start to a thriller where they got sent to finland stake out for intelligence#maffhew not even waiting for sasha to answer before hes asks about chocolate#“the purple one you always bring” maffhew has been charmed by sashas leaving choco in stalls as gifts when he comes back from finland huh#you can tell he says that with depravity of a man who finally realises he doesnt need to rely on his supplier he can get it himself now#“uh oh [laughs] okay... what is this?” maffhew was not prepared for all the food to already be ready for him he just hopped off a plane and#expected to have to wait more and did not and absolutely does not trust the situation in the same way you get romantic candlelit-dinnered#and youre like alright whats all this then whats your angle what are you doing#“this is salmon and rye bread 😄” “(with the eagerness to prove hes smart and engaged) so is that 👉” “(charmed) and so is that 🫱”#“ill try your favourite first” GURL RELAX OKAY SETTLE DOWN YOURE IN A NEW COUNTRY JUST CHILL MAN#“salmon and rye bread—thats the famous one 🤓” [sasha nodding along because he has to reassure maffhew but also hes in the middle of eating]#maffhew choosing the most inopportune time and you can TELL sasha is like [swallows quickly] because he wants to answer but also BIG BITE#“herring” “herrin' 🤠?” “eating all this her-RING” no notes#“is this just another salmon on rye bread” he says with hope because he likes salmon but also disappointment (he wants to try more foods)#“different salmon? smoked?” the amount of questions hes askijg because hes so terribly engaged he wants to know and sashas like [shrug]#he has to get an A+ in experiencing finland which is normal to want and possible to achieve#“i still love your country though” and sasha explodes into the mirthful grin ive seen in my life like he just won the damn jackpot#he speaks at 100 mph like please take a deep breath sweetheart youre excitement is papable but PLEASE#THE WAY HE GETS SO UNSURE WHEN HE MENTIONS BARKY HATES THAT FOOD WHEN HE LIKED IT SO MUCH#MAFFHEW YOU CAN GET A PASSING GRADE IN EXPERIENCING FINLAND IF YOU STICK TO YOUR GUNS I PROMISE#SASHA HELP A GUY OUT HERE MAN THROW HIM A BONE#SASHA ONLY LAUGHS AS MAFFHEW THROWS HIMSELF INTO A TIZZY OVER THIS YOU ARE SOOOOOO#the chuckle when sasha mentions he had runebergin torttu in school... id like to know what was funny there#we call out sasha for being too lovesick and laughing at all of maffhews “jokes” BUT HES JUST AS BAD???#“what the hell do i do with this thing?” MAFFHEW HAVE YOU NEVER SEEN MERENGUE IN YOUR LIFE???
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IMPORTANT POLL.... 2!!
If you chose someone else put them in the tags (has to be a fear avatar tho)
#again please elaborate if you feel like it i love reading tags#also it can be edibles. whatever your heart desires#tma#the magnus archives#tma spoilers#dream blunt rotation#more sillay posting#drugs#anyway me and my man hezekiah are getting some much needed relaxation
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I don’t think I ever posted this but he’s here now about a week late 🦇✨✨✨
#my art stuff#digital art#bg3#astarion#batstarion#bat#my brain’s been auper gunked up as of late from doing sewing projects and trying to relax by indulging in things that are bad for me#and so I kept feeling too crap about everything to think this was worth posting#I also haven’t posted in so long in general so I felt like I’d forgot how to do it??#I’m feeling better rn cus I finished another really cool piece that I’m very proud of (will post it in a moment)#also another note (as per usual) that this is spawn Astarion#idk why I always feel the need to clarify that - I just do#something something A!A’s existence makes me sad so this is S!A learning wildshape#something something something something#I love A!A but he makes me way too sad to be associated with unless I actively make art about him specifically#hope y’all enjoy my cool bat with slight transparency in the wings#I’m very happy with him and love him with all my heart#please give him smooches (he deserves them)
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