#Lieutenant Horstmayer

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Here's to one of the best actors of his generation, the versatile and multilingual king who's been pulling heartstrings for three decades with a variety of roles, faces, and languages... Happy 46th birthday, Daniel Brühl!

p.s. who's your favorite Danny character? Sound off in the comments or the tags—or don't. I'm not your mother. 😋

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Daniel Brühl as Lieutenant Horstmayer JOYEUX NOËL 2005・dir. Christian Carion

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edit i worked nicely on !! posted on my tiktok (@theoneandonlyjaefish)

i hate that damned watermark

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Although I really like to think of them as three good friends, I must admit Lt Horstmayer and Lt Audebert have notorious potential as a ship.

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1936 Horst P. Horst, Fashion shoot in London. 

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All those smoldering looks ♥

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A word of command has made these silent figures our enemies; a word of command might transform them into our friends.

(ALL QUIET ON THE WESTERN FRONT)

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Schofield: "My medal … I swapped it with a French captain." Blake: "You swapped it? For what?" Schofield: "A bottle of wine." Blake: "What did you do that for?" Schofield: "I was thirsty."

(1917)

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Lieutenant Horstmayer: "One letter won't stop us winning the war. And anyhow, when we'll have taken Paris and it's over, you can invite us for a drink in Rue Vavin." Lieutenant Audebert: "You don't have to invade Paris to drop round for a drink."

(MERRY CHRISTMAS)

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Welcome to Daniel Brühl's Fur Coat Cinematic Universe

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Daniel Brühl as Le Lieutenant Horstmayer

Joyeux Noel/Merry Christmas (2005)

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Daniel Brühl as Lieutenant Horstmayer Joyeux Noël (2005) | dir. Christian Carion

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Daniel bruhl has found a niche of rich European in a furred coat and he does it well

We love the Brühl fur-collared coat universe

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The Danny Bunch x Fistfights:

Daniel's characters often get beaten up but they don't typically instigate fistfights. If they do fight back, it's with wits. Should they choose violence, their weapon of choice is usually a gun.

If a brawl were to break out, however, Erik, Zemo, Checo, Laszlo, and Niki would probably have caused it with something they said or did, deliberately or otherwise. In my mind they're not necessarily a part of the scuffle, they're just pot stirrers. Arranged the likelihood of someone having diabolical intent from left to right. It peters out by the time it gets to Laszlo and Niki, as they mostly trigger conflict with the unfiltered truths they speak. While many of Daniel's characters would probably lose in a fistfight, I see Alex, Arbo, Tony, and Andrea going down after a single punch. Why these babies would be in a physical altercation, however, is beyond me. David from Lila, Lila was originally on this list but then I remembered he did beat up his tormentor in a mad rage. I was also tempted to add dorky ol' Marek but then he looks way too fit to be knocked out so easily. Marko would obviously win in a punching match. I'm willing to bet Horstmayer would, too. Ernst slugged someone in The Cloverfield Paradox (threw the first blow and all) but that was after this person directed multiple accusations at him. He has a temper but I don't think he readily resorts to violence. There is this feral quality to him though, so if he is in one, I see him winning. Zemo could take on a horde of non-enhanced fighters any day. Daniel (Weltz), Tobias, and Sebastian I see running away from shit they probably stirred, the scumbags. Zemo chooses his battles. He's a skilled fighter but against, say, the Avengers or the Dora Milaje, he knows he's better off ditching the scene or pitting them against each other. Lutz, Klaus, and Frederick go apeshit when cornered or scorned. They go from nasty to full-on Nazi. To Zemo, bombs are an acceptable means to an end—a literal tool in the arsenal. Should anything stand in the way of his mission, he will make them go BOOM.

*** p.s. if it isn't obvious already, Zemo appears four times because he changes tactics depending on the situation.

p.p.s. not sure who to credit for this concept since it's all over the internet but this alignment chart is adapted from THIS POST. I also do not know who coined the term "The Danny Bunch" but I've seen it in some posts. Tumblr's search system is no help, so I'm just borrowing it here.

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Joyeux Noël Fic Exchange

I'm excited to announce the release of our first ever Joyeux Noël fic exchange! Congrats to everyone from the discord who participated. All of you make this fandom great.

@norabrice1701 @sunangelflowers @calimera62 @sam7sparks7 and more who are not on tumblr!!

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Daniel Brühl in Joyeux Noel

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Felix-Nestor trying to reach Lt. Horstmayer's food is such a precious detail.

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Brühlie doodles today.