#Lester Dill

[lensandpenpress]

Meramec Cave - early tourism

              Real photo postcard. Entrance to Meramec Cave in Stanton, Missouri. Probably 1930s Caves have been inhabited and served as the stage for mythological tales in most cultures, past and present. Indigenous peoples used Missouri’s numerous caves for shelter long before Europeans arrived. For a century and a half after that, it was mined for saltpeter (potassium nitrate, which is used in…

[dnphan]

how we feeling about my new pfp of dill and pickle

[maicrowave]

theory: they r currently pre-filming gamingmas

[royalvolcanos]

hey phannie tumblr!!

I'm looking to get a bunch of photos printed out (around 100) for a big Dan and Phil related project, and I used to use an app a few years ago that would do monthly photobooks of 100 photos, and all you had to do was pay $5 for shipping and nothing else every month, but I don't remember what the app was called. (if I remember correctly, the app icon was a lightish green colour with a white outline of a photobook) I was hoping someone would either know which app I'm talking about or know something similar. please help out a fellow phannie 🧡🧡🧡

[captaingondor]

The hero, whose name Murban the Glorious thought was Will or Bill or maybe Jill (he'd have to check, so he could dramatically etch it on his throne and all) laughed. Uproariously. And just kept laughing. It was kind of annoying, because he'd workshopped that dramatic line a lot and it wasn't meant to have this sort of effect. "What?" he said, trying to sound righteously angry instead of annoyed. "Is personal responsibility funny to you?"

"I'm sorry," Will (Phil?) said, wiping his eyes with the hand that wasn't pointing a sword at Murban. "That's just - such bullshit."

"What?" I mean, of course a hero might doubt his word, but he had really thought the specificity might-

"I mean," Bill (Gil?) continued, "you really shouldn't have to ask me, if what you said is true, right? Because everyone I've killed is someone who has died to uphold your 'world domination,' so they ought to be part of your court, right?"

"No, no," Murban protested. "You killed them, not me."

"Oh I see, it's not your fault because if we were all just willing to be dominated instead of fighting back, no one would have to die, is that it? You're not responsible for the fact that some people might not be keen on being conquered?"

"Huh?" said Murban the Glorious.

"You don't - you don't seriously think no more than 769 people have died in your quest for world domination? I mean, I know you took some shortcuts with blood sacrifice instead of giant battles - oh, and you feel really good about that, don't you? You think evil is just a numbers game, and murdering people is less evil if you keep below a limit? If you can tell yourself every time that they brought it on themselves, by resisting you, left you with no choice? You plan to put my name on your throne, or are you not responsible for it if I die since it's technically my own fault for fighting you?"

"Oh, no," Morban assures him. "Your name's going on the throne - Bill, was it? Billy? Milly?"

"What about Becky Schwartz?" Milly (Tillie?) asked, narrowing his eyes. "Is her name on there? She was one of my companions, killed in our fight - not by you, by one of your minions. Someone I killed, yes, though I don't have a throne to put his name on."

"She didn't die for my world domination! She died on your quest, see, so that counts for your number, people who have died so you can kill me-"

"How about Elsdon Weekes? He died of his injuries after he was punished by your local lieutenant for vandalizing your statue."

"Well," Murban sniffed. "That's hardly my fault."

"Lula Traylor, Anselm Lester, Ingrid Ayers, Marius Post - some of the people who died to starvation or illness because of all you'd taken as your spoils and taxes and tribute - the things you're dominating the world for, you know. I assume some of that good went towards building your beautiful, symbolic throne. Did you put their names on it? Did you?"

"Well," said Murban, "I mean, that throne wasn't going to etch itself."

Jill (Will? Krill?) sighed. "Well, I knew you were never going to see reason, but I guess I had to try." With that, he drove his sword through Murban's heart, as the old villain was too thoroughly discombobulated to really avoid this fate. "The only number of lives you ever had any right to," Dill says, as the light fades from Murban's eyes, "was one."

“How many people have died to achieve this world domination of yours?” “769.” “…What?” “769 people died to achieve my plans. I counted them, and had each of their names etched on my throne so I never forget what my victory cost the world. Now tell me, how many have you killed to see me dead?”

[christinalxmon-blog]

I drew this quite some time ago but whatever😂♥️ @danielhowell

[s0ftboyedanny]

You see that one heart left? Thats me dying

[kayzellaaa]

Just an old doodle of the one and only Daniel Howell!!! ;p

[gerardsas-blog]

dan and phil thoughts

the thought that there was a time when dan and phil didnt know eachother just pains me

[pompousteen-blog]

I was just watching Dan and Phil and my mum came in and asked me if they were friends from school. Lmao

[arthursdeadbody]

@danielhowell doesn’t even have to try to look good it comes naturally to him ❤

[elio-0]

Dan and Phil(:

What do you think?..

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[scruffyssketchbook]

I'll ask again, since you're the creator, name every in game eevee

Author chan: Bet

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[ssifar-blog]

In other news…

Dill has successfully given birth to a blue alien hybrid right when we thought the Howlter family could not be any bigger a mess

[does-it-bother-anyone-else-blog]

@danisnotonfire @amazingphil i commented “the fault in our stairs” and i don’t know whether to be proud or ashamed. proud. definitely proud.

[magnus-sm-writes]

WIP Intro: He’s Like An Ocean

Genre: Coming-of-Age, Historical Romance // POV: Third person // Status: Editing

He’s Like An Ocean is what I call an “in-between” wip. Most of the time, when I’m between projects, I’ll work on it. It’s a light, quick write; a cute, summery project; me projecting my desire to have a soft relationship onto my own characters.

He’s Like An Ocean is a novella about Lester Prince, a 17-year-old slushie-loving young man with partial blindness living with his parents in the early 1960′s, and the rocky adventure that is his friendship with his completely-blind neighbor, Guy Delmins.

It’s set in California in a nondescript ocean-side town in the 1960′s, which technically makes it a little Historical Fiction, but it’s more of a Bildungsroman or a sweet YA summer novel(la) where two guys become best bros and there’s a bit of romance because I am a Self-Indulgent Gay.

Characters

Lester Prince is a soft, sweet young man. He and Gerard from Lessons in Humanity are constantly competing over who is the Softest Cinnamon Roll. Lester loves slushies, the ocean, and basking in the sun. He’s constantly sunburnt, but he still sits outside all day, and when he isn’t outside, he’s hanging out indoors and listening to the radio. Lester would never hurt someone, but sometimes he thinks about it really hard, and then feels terrible about it. Having lived in the city his entire life, he’s tasked with introducing Guy to his new home.

Guy Delmins is an abrasive and mysterious young man who is ridiculously bad at being mysterious. Like, he tries so hard to be mysterious, but he almost immediately reveals information, just because he sucks at keeping secrets and wants to talk about it with someone but hates being vulnerable. You know, as you do. Guy and his father recently moved into the apartment next to Lester’s, and they become fast friends. 

Dill is Guy’s service dog. His appearance is loosely based off my childhood dog’s.

Herbert & Lila Prince are Lester’s parents. They're a little older, and can be a little suffocating at times, when they forget that Lester isn’t a child anymore, but they mean well, in the end. 

Ira Delmins is Guy’s father. Ira more or less allows Guy to do as he pleases, and they’re more like roommates than father and son. With his ill temper and dry sense of humor, it’s easy to tell that he’s Guy’s father. 

Irene & Jade work at the nearby 7-11 and are Lester’s only friends in town. They’re sweet, kind girls that know his slushie order by heart and love to talk to him for hours, allowing him to loiter in the store without any repercussions.

Taglist

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