#Lenny the Wonder Dog

[marshmallow--3]

Maybe I'm just biased because I love Oscar Isaac, but Lenny the Wonder Dog needed more of Detective Fartman 100%

[have-you-seen-my-sanity]

Heyaaaa, I am the anon who requested you the fic with bottom Steven x male reader a while ago. I was wondering...can you write the same thing with the bottom and all but, BUT to be with detective Fartman (and character playde by Mr Oscar if you haven't watched the movie yet) from Lenny the wonder dog? Like damn I love that twink with all my heart 😔✊️💚

Anon ☄️

Heellooo! <3 <3 I wish he had more screentime, that silly lil wonka :>

You're so silly

Detective Fartman x male!reader

Cw/triggers: Anal sex, nsfw, overstimulation(?).

"Detective," you groaned, gripping his hips, your own hips stuttering.

"What?" He looked back at you, sticking his lower lip out teasingly.

You gasped, feeling him clench around your dick, the sensation had you almost spilling inside him.

"Like that?" He pushed back against you, moaning needily.

You had to bit your lower lip as to not spill into him too soon, your fingers digging into the tender flesh of his hips.

You thrust into him, your breathing came out in short gasps as your belly tightened, signaling your impending orgasm.

Fartman rolled his hips, letting out a needy cry. "Oh fuck, you feel so good."

His words were the last straw for you, as you lost yourself in it, your thrusts have gone a messy pace.

The feeling was so intense that you had to let go, and with a stiffled groan, you released into him, just as Fartman cried out and spilled himself on the bed beneath him.

"Did you enjoy that?" Fartman giggled, rolling his hips again, making you wince from the overstimulation.

"I think I enjoyed that a bit too much, Detective." You chuckled, slowly pulling out of him.

Fartman grinned, "Look at you all sweaty! I knew you couldn't resist me." he batted his eyelashes.

You laughed. "How can you be so silly!"

Fartman snorted. "You know you love it when I get like that."

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[arcanechariot]

[ierofrnkk]

what the hell, sure

[marshmallow--3]

He's listed as Oscar Isaac Hernandez in Lenny the Wonder Dog 🤩

[have-you-seen-my-sanity]

Please...I beg you...trans ftm detective Fartman...pre op and make it juicy and spicy (t4t ftm) 😩🙏

We will make it

Detective Fartman x ftm!reader

Content: Smut, pre op, strap-on usage, fingering.

I hope I got that right, please don't kill me. ._.

Fartman moaned. "Yes sweetie."

You gave his throbbing cock the last stroke, then reached for the strap on and put it on.

"Ready?" You asked, nudging his hole with the tip of the strap-on.

You pushed forward, until it was buried all inside of him, then slowly started thrusting in and out of him.

"Feel good?" You asked, gripping his hips.

His face contorted into pleasure. "Fuck yeah.."

As you bottomed out once more, you hit a spot inside Fartman, causing him to arch his back, almost cumming on spot.

"Holy shit, holy shit..." Fartman gasped, trembling slightly on you.

"You're trembling?" You teased, increasing your movements to drive him crazy. "If you're teembling now wait til everything is complete."

He moaned, clenching around the strap-on. "F-fuck, can't wait!"

Fartman wouldn't admit it, but he was already so close to cumming.

Only one more thrust made cry out and spill his hot cum on the bed. You pulled out of him, watching him sit up.

"Now your turn. Lay down and spread your legs, baby." Fartman instructed, still panting slightly.

You did what he said, getting rid of the strap on, laying down and spreading your legs while he stepped between them, his hand finding your hole.

"Now it's my turn to make you feel good." He said, gently proping your hole and pushing two fingers inside.

"Oh god–" You moaned, arching your back, as Fartman stopped to get you used to his fingers.

"You alright?" He asked.

You nod. "Yes."

He gently started thrusting, finding you losen up for him as he increased the pace deliberately with each thrust.

The way he made you feel with his fingers alone made your mind go numb, you closed your eyes in pleasure, feeling the familiar knot in your belly.

"Taking my fingers so good, babe." He chuckled, speeding up and making you moan.

"I-I'm close.." You warned, your orgasm getting closer and closer with each passing second.

"Then cum." He chuckled again, his pace never slowing down, determined to make you orgasm.

With a last stroke of his fingers, you came. He removed his fingers slowly, before sitting down next to you, looking at you with a hopeful gaze.

"We will make it together, I promise."

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@alexxavicry @klillaah @krakenkitty

[arcanechariot]

i honestly love this man so much

I’ll materiale di origine: @latimesent (Twitter)/Al Seib

I can’t believe Oscar actually gave this quote to the LA Times and they posted this on Twitter.

[arcanechariot]

for your previous reblog: fartman

you associate me with fartman? ngl im gonna lay down some tmi chariot lore on you rn;

when i hit puberty, i started getting really bad bo and, with my anxiety, i also sweat a lot so my brother started affectionately calling me the sweaty stink man, aka

✨ the swink man ✨

so yeah it makes sense that im associated with him

swinkman and fartman

we were meant to be

[livingdeadmlm]

Hi! I love love loveee your little headcanons, and I've been following your fanfic for weeks now!

Seeing that you take requests, I was wondering if you could write something small for the vdl boys with a reader who has chronic pain? Mine's flaring up again and I can barely leave the bed... if it's too many characters, I'd be happy with just Arthur headcanons too!! Thank you ❤️‍🩹

I don’t personally live with chronic pain however I do know people who do and my heart is out to y’all I know it’s awful but here’s some comfort!!

They are hovering and making sure you have what you need

Hosea especially wonders over and checks in that your water canteen is full and if you need help getting somewhere in camp if you have trouble walking

They might not know exactly how to help but by god will they defend you

Lenny and Sean are no stranger to curling up next to you if you want them too and comforting you.

“If resting helps you shouldn’t feel bad.”

“You’re not lazy fer wantin a break, I would too if I was in yer place.”

Someone calls you lazy? Well Arthur is ready to kick their ass and get them away from you. No he doesn’t know what’s wrong but if you say you don’t feel good, you don’t feel good goddamnit!

Dutch also is like a guard dog. Grimshaw won’t even get a glance at you before he’s telling her to go away and you don’t feel good. Has Strauss try out some remedies

He understands when you feel so bad you can get desperate for anything to ease the pain.

If you’re willing to try things to feel better there’s no squad more ready to offer you some remedy

Kieran gives you herbs that he remember his mom needing when he was a boy. Maybe it can help and he’s willing to run around and find what can help

Javier is ready with heat/cold compresses. Cold water where it feels like you’re nerves are burning or a nice warm rag on your aching legs/back

Charles will massage wherever you can possible need. He also is the best if you want to move areas cause he’s able to transfer you over with more care then the others in the gang

John is ready to pass the bottle. No better help then to feel numb is his motto. Plus he’s more then willing to talk and listen to help ease the mental grief

[arcanechariot]

i will always love you, detective fartman 😔😔

He has come so far 💗

From Detective Fartman (My brother in Christ, what- 😭)

To this 💗

We are so proud of you, Oscar ��

[verdemoun]

Imagine if they made a movie about the Van Der Lindes in the time warp AU.

The gang hears about this new flick called "Red Dead Redemption," which is meant to be an accurate retelling of the Van Der Linde Gang's story based on the published journals of Arthur Morgan, John Marston, and John Marston Jr.

It gets praised for its historical accuracy... but was still moderately influenced by the pop culture versions of prominent gang members. (Arthur is sad and doubtful before he gets TB, John is a less racist Micha until 1911, Sean is basically Darragh with teeth missing, ect.)

I wonder how it would turn out, and how the gang would react to it.

(Also in terms of how modern people think of the gang... a lot of people smelled charthur in his journals. This might have effected the movie a little.)

Anytime a movie comes about the VDLs, they usually go see it for laughs because most are hilariously inaccurate. But hypothetically, a movie was released called "Red Dead Redemption" - ironically following rdr2's plot to the letter based on Arthur/John's journal. Cinematic masterpiece that hurts so much the gang all vow to never watch it again.

Begins with Sean's death, which lead to Sean screaming 'what the fuck' loudly in the cinema. Didn't even get a chance to be mischaracterised - but Bill and Arthur specifically go very pale because christ did they recreate the drawing in Arthur's journal shot for shot. Occurs to them this movie might actually hurt.

The burning of the Braithwaite mansion is considered one of the greatest action scenes in modern cinema history BUT there's a moment where Arthur saves Charles's life and the look Charles gives him inspired an entire generation of shippers.

Dutch is portrayed as obviously unstable early enough for most of the gang to look really, really stupid or sociopathic for wanting to continue following him. Even Dutch felt he was a bit more charismatic at the time, despite the character version making all the same choices for all the same reasons as him.

Kieran refuses to believe the pathetic 'aw shucks' stableboy Kieran is based on him and finds the character extremely annoying. He's glad when he's killed off - meanwhile half the gang are sobbing because the character got the nice funeral that Kieran didn't.

There's no Guarma chapter. Hosea is shot on the street before the bank heist even begins, with Lenny shot immediately after charging at Milton. The gang are scattered by the shoot-out, reaching relative safety only to jump weeks ahead to a noticably sicker Arthur standing over Hosea and Lenny's side by side graves.

Arthur cries at his diagnosis - both in the film and watching the film. For most of the gang it was the first time they found out how early Arthur was aware he would get sick and still stayed with Dutch, and left most feeling sick as they realized how much they were demanding from Arthur after his diagnosis.

John was actually portrayed as an upstanding father and devoted, loyal husband due to being obviously set up as a protagonist in the sequel. Abigail openly said she'd choose that John over actual John any day of the week and bisexual king John agreed. Arthur as his biological* brother was portrayed as one of John's motives for staying in the gang, which John afterwards had to assure Arthur it wasn't.

Dutch's manipulation of the anger and disposition of the Wapiti people was portrayed so excellently that it lead to the great cancelling of 1899 Dutch van der Linde on social media, as well as a whole lot of white guilt manifesting as donations for the surviving Wapiti peoples. Charles and Eagle Flies both considered it a win, despite Eagle Flies definitely getting the stoic indian treatment and sounding a lot more like Rains Falls in the film.

The attack on Hanging Dog Ranch is the last great act of the majority of the gang, with Sadie, Charles, John, Arthur and Bill with Dutch's blessing attacking the O'Driscolls on their own turf. Sadie hangs Colm herself as revenge for her husband's and Kieran's deaths, with a cinematic shot of Colm's body hanging silhouetted by the sunset as the gang ride off.

Since Arthur's journal ends before the last heist - a lot was made up. Entire gang on the edge of their seats. Micah is the rat. Bill shoots Micah to everyone's cheers only to turn on Arthur and John at Dutch's command. Bill is revealed to have been the one feeding Dutch's growing instability, not Micah, the entire time. Bill convinces/blackmails Javier (whose past as a revolutionary was very overhyped and he is the romantic vaquero of fandom) to join them.

The Pinkertons descend. Arthur is shot by Milton, who is then shot by a hidden John. Seeing Arthur bleeding out, and attributing Milton's death to Arthur, the remaining Pinkertons chase after Dutch's cohort who fled in the chaos. John, Abigail, Jack, Charles, Sadie and Mary (who was part of the gang, as a heterosexual love interest to avoid making Arthur too gay) emerge from the caves and Arthur dies surrounded by loved ones. He delivers the last page of his journal as a monologue, telling John to protect Abigail and Jack, Charles to save his people, and Mary to be happy.

The movie ends with a post-credit scene of 1911 John Marston standing on his porch, watching the bureau drive towards his property as he reaches for a gun.

Cinema cheering, people loudly talking about how hyped they are for a sequel because there has to be a sequel, meanwhile the gang are just sitting there in various stages of grief.

Isaac loved it and can quote the entire movie word for word by the time it leaves cinemas. Jack ends up having violent flashbacks to memories of 1899 he thought long forgotten, like seeing Abigail get taken during the raid on Beaver Hollow. All John's guilt about leaving Arthur to die alone manifests as night terrors. Hosea starts blaming himself for the gang's misfortune post Saint Denis bank heist all over again. Micah's just annoyed his character got killed off so unceremoniously. Javier is so sick of seeing thirsty posts about 'Javier Escuella' the character he uninstalls most of his social medias. They all end up queuing up for the midnight showing of Red Dead Redemption 2.

[cbsghostsmetasandtrevor]

Making You Proud

For Ghosts Bingo @cbsghostsdaily

Prompt Trevor and Episode

AO3

All Trevor ever wanted was to make his parents proud, when the conversation at the end of Trevor's Body goes a little differently, he finds the answer to getting sucked off and peace at last.

***

Trevor’s furious at Tara Reid after she interrupted his memorial and ruined the closeness that he worked so hard for to get his parents back together. 

“You haven't changed one bit.  Same old Lenny with the work calls and the wandering eye,” Esther says before taking off for the kitchen. 

Lenny chases after her and Trevor looks pleadingly to Sam. “Sam, you got to do something.  Get in there.”

Sam sighs before they follow his parents into the kitchen. 

“Maybe there's an innocent explanation for the whole business card thing,” Sam offers, feebly.  “Maybe Tara Reid is interested in wholesale lighting.”

Sam elbows Jay, who adds, “Yes, I... 'Cause I think she's a producer on those Sharknado movies, and they may have lighting needs.”

“Sharknado?” Esther questions clearly confused.  “What are you two talking about?”

Sam sighs.  “I saw you guys last night.  There was still a spark there.”

The look on his mom’s face says it all.  She doesn’t get what’s going on here because she doesn’t know he’s here.  “Why do you even care?  Who are you?”

Sam glances at him and he gives her a pleading look.  “Please, Sam…”

“Look, I know you said you felt Trevor's presence in that room,” Sam states and he wonders what she’s doing here.  She’s never suggested that one of the ghosts are actually around.  Was she going to reveal his presence?  “And what if you were right?  What if Trevor is here with us today?”  

Trevor can’t help the look he gives Sam, who gives him a little glance before adding, “My parents also got divorced, and I know I blame myself.  Maybe Trevor blames his death for your divorce, you know – if he was here, maybe he would want to make up for that by getting you back together.”

He’s in utter shock that Sam is basically telling his parents he’s here and explaining everything that he’s been feeling the entire weekend. 

Esther looks confused.  “Well, why would he do that?”

“Because you got divorced right after I died,” Trevor states, even though she can’t hear him. 

Sam repeats, “Maybe because of the timing.  You divorced right after he disappeared on you – well, died.”

Esther shakes her head.  “No, no.  Trevor's death had nothing to do with us splitting up.”  She glances at Lenny, which makes Trevor feel a bit nervous.  What had his father done?  “The-the truth is, our problems were there long before that.  I caught Lenny cheating when the boys were still in junior high.”

It’s crushing to hear that his father cheated on his mother long before Trevor died.  “I didn't know that.”

“And we decided to stay together until they were out of the house.  But Jeremy never left the house.  He-he was still living there when he was 30,” Esther explains.  “So, we eventually figured, it was time – Jeremy was never going to leave and with Trevor gone, we just didn’t want to keep the lie up.”

“So, it wasn't T-Money's fault?  They were just waiting for J-Dog to grow up?” Trevor questions, feeling both better and worse at the same time.  His mother had put up with staying married to someone that cheated on her just for him and Jeremy.  She deserved better than that.

“It's very hard to take this story seriously with you using those monikers,” Hetty comments, but Trevor hears Alberta shush her.

“So, it wasn't Trevor's fault?” Sam questions.

Esther gives her a small smile.  “Divorce isn't about the kids.  It's about the parents.  We couldn’t make it work, and that was never on our boys.”  She pauses and looks around.  “Trevor, if you're really here, we want you to know that.  You were the best thing to come out of our marriage.  We’re – we were so proud of you, and we loved you... still do…”

“The point is, Trevor, we miss you every day, and we're so glad you were our son,” Lenny adds.  “We just hope that you know that, and that you’re at peace because now we can be … knowing what happened to you.”

Trevor feels so much love from his parents, and he feels so much better.  All he ever wanted was to make his parents proud.  It didn’t matter that he was stupid with the pills, it didn’t matter that he never got married or had a family, it didn’t matter that he didn’t take life seriously… all that mattered was that his parents knew the truth, they still loved him, they were proud of him, and they wanted him to be peace… he didn’t need to worry anymore. 

It's that moment that suddenly, he feels a warmth and a light. 

“Oh my god,” Sam says from besides him.  She’s looking from his parents, who were hugging, to him. 

Alberta and Hetty are both yelling from all of the ghosts to come to the kitchen because Trevor’s getting sucked off.  He doesn’t even know what to say or how to react, they all wanted it but had no idea how to achieve this … but it’s time. 

He can go now. 

“Sam, please tell my parents that I love them and that I am sorry that they had to wait so long to find out what happened to me, but that I’m glad that they were here this weekend.”

“Of course,” Sam says before turning to tell his parents what’s happening as he turns to his fellow ghosts – all of whom are staring at him disbelievingly, but he smiles. 

“I’m going to miss you guys, but thanks for making my afterlife better,” Trevor states.

They all rush to say different things about how they’re going to miss him, how grateful they are to have had him, etc.  

Alberta says something about missing watching movies with him.

Isaac says something about missing learning about new things from him.

Thor says something about Trevor’s wisdom.

Pete says something about missing his friendship.

Flower says that she’ll miss chasing butterflies with him.

Sass says he’ll miss messing with each other and him trying to make things fun. 

Then, there’s Hetty, who thanks him for helping her figure things out and that she’ll miss him. 

Everyone’s all a mess until Flower rushes forward to hug him and everyone piles on.  Luckily, it doesn’t seem to affect what’s happening because once they let him go, he says, “Goodbye,” and is taken up away to the place where everything peaceful and perfect all the time. 

At peace, at last.

[arcanechariot]

he does not but i feel like, if i tell him, he'd probably be into it. ngl marco is a weird lil freak

Spin the Wheel

[annieandro]

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[msclaritea]

Rachel Zegler on ‘West Side Story’ Lipstick, ‘Y2K’ Butterfly Clips, and Gloria Estefan’s Enviable Hair | Vanity Fair

"This is Leonard Bernstein Zegler,” she says, panning over to the sandy-brown fluff beside her. (Lenny celebrated his first birthday last week; my hound mix, Pina, chewing a bone, is a month younger.) “I got him in June, right before the strike, and he is my best friend. I talk to him as if he understands me,” Zegler says, describing a silver lining of that industry-wide freeze. “We were all kind of miserable, but I got to train my dog. I feel like he’s got this human soul.”

"Our director, Bardia Zeinali, was so wonderful and fun,” Zegler says of the wintertime shoot, down coats layered over couture until the very last moment. “I have never instantly connected with somebody like I did with him because of our love of Lady Gaga and Boygenius and Lana Del Rey and Taylor Swift.” Zegler, filmed in a red two-piece confection by Maria Grazia Chiuri and a matching lip, telegraphs restraint and verve: Maria and Anita in one."

"You wear a red lip in the scene where you’re onstage playing music. Did that connect you in some way to the cohort of Grand Ole Opry women, like Patsy Cline?

Absolutely. Patsy Cline and Loretta Lynn and Dolly Parton were huge influences. Particularly with Dolly, you won’t find her not made-up on a stage."

"Being in a recording studio is very isolating, and you’re usually in a dark room all day. It was one of those things that I learned on West Side Story, when I would spend days just trying to lay down tracks. Jeanine Tesori was like, “You should have something that brings you comfort in here.”

"Being in a recording studio is very isolating, and you’re usually in a dark room all day. It was one of those things that I learned on West Side Story, when I would spend days just trying to lay down tracks. Jeanine Tesori was like, “You should have something that brings you comfort in here.” So I had one of my mom’s old Champion sweatshirts from the ’80s with me."

"When you think about your career ahead, what transformation—whether musical genre or time period—what would you love to get into?

I would love to actually make a movie in the Old Hollywood sphere, or something that takes place in the ’80s. Y2K was ’99, and the fittings were super fun to do because there were just so many different routes you can take for different characters who are dressed up for New Year’s Eve. You’re going to have butterfly clips in your hair and frosty lips, frosty eyeshadow. I keep saying, people are going to leave the theater with stuff in their cart on the phone, all of their nostalgic ’90s, 2000s clothes."

First off, this Variety article is like sitting through a string of brand commercials, only it's worse because you have to actually read them.

Dior Photo Shoot

Second.. it's been pretty obvious for a long time that Rachel Ziegler is another Monarch. Way to be so blatant. So, the mouthing off is by design. Disney is very adept at recognizing someone who is not under their own control, so continuing to push Zegler while simultaneously acting upset over the actress' behavior is nothing short of BOLLOCKS.

HAPPINESS IS A BUTTERFLY Cover

Rachel Zegler Butterfly Sticker

Dior Pink and Black Embroidered Butterfly Gown,

Ala BlackPink, the band connected to Choose Love

Having the young woman dress up like a famous Prostitute is just icing on the cake.