#Legit hookups

[notfye]

the unbelievable amount of histo in my brain rn and the unbelievable amount of horny in my brain rn are doing evil things

[tinylittlemexican]

It’s happening again…the Lust™️ is taking over me

[mattscoquette]

have u seen that acc on instagram that made a post of nick’s alleged hookup or boyfriend 😭 the jake guy who posted nick has been posting a lot of being in boston and he did a hotel tour and in the recent nick space camp ad he was in the same hotel as him 😭 i hate to be one of those fans who think it’s true butttttt this one seriously looks so legit lmaoaoo

i need everyone to take a breather and practice this

like who caressssss if the man is getting dick let him do it in peace 😭😭

[aloneandforsakenbyfateandbyman]

I love the 60s, but I hate how it brought in the rise of sex positivity. That gave way to all kinds of degenerate content such a as hardcore p*rn and hookup culture. We need to go back to sex negativity asap lol.

The thing with p*rn is that during any moment in history before the 20th century, we never had access to graphic videos of gangbangs or tentacle orgies or whatever. The only time you could watch someone perform a sex act was irl.

Is it any wonder so many ppl have sexual dysfunction and become coomers after watching p*rn? You’re looking at heavily contrived videos of ppl you don’t even know getting it on and contaminating your brain chemistry and neurochemicals. P*rn addiction is so real and common and just like a drug.

Same thing w hookup culture. Sex was something personal you did with someone you trusted in a safe environment, and had spiritual and social significance tied to it. I do think sex is related to the human chakras, that Sex Magic is possible and that the Kama Sutra and Tantric Sex are legit. I do believe celibacy has psychological benefits, and that when sex is performed correctly it can connect you with a higher force.

So now when society encourages ppl to consider sex as just some dumb animal act, simple as scratching an itch, something you can just do with anyone when you’re bored, that’s fucked up. No wonder divorce and std rates are so high and men and women hate each other. We’ve trivialized our own sexualities and bodies to the point where sex is something disgusting rather than uplifting.

[foursaints]

is women's hockey a thing? cause i can totally see aggressive no-nonsense hockey player lily who had a brief thing with barty and tries to woo fairy princess figure skater pandora out of spite but actually finds she really likes her. bcs of that forced proximity shit or whatever barty and lily are not on i-catch-you-in-public-ill-rip-out-a-vital-organ terms anymore.

i'm sorry because the pandalily content in this ask is legit amazing but... the way that figure skater!barty & hockey player!lily would interact is making me fucking INSANE

no-nonsense women's hockey player lily. she's this hassled team leader with a lucky mouthguard and a sweaty ponytail. and barty keeps gracefully (gracefully!) swanning up with his fuckass thermal pullover and tongue piercing? to condescendingly pat her head??

she throws a dasani water bottle at his head in the middle of olympic village and it goes viral on snapchat. his hotel room is right next to hers and he always makes sure to be LOUD AS FUCK when kicking his nightly hookups out. they keep catching each other doing insomniac stress-stretches in the hallways at 3am?

i think SHE calls HIM "princess" but is continually surprised by how fucking built he is whenever she sees him at the village gym. he's an entire foot taller than her. he has an Adidas sponsorship & hers is with Nike but they both want to swap. she looks unfairly adorable putting KT tape on her calves? they definitely have a blood feud but he ended up being the person sitting with her in the nurse's office when a puck knocked her tooth out during practice?

[izzyspussy]

anyway. my memory is envaguened by time and heartbreak, but iirc mickey doesn't have any lines from the time terry walks in to the hookup before the wedding, despite having at least two significant scenes where he is half of the entire cast on screen and the other one (ian) is talking to him with the clear expectation of a worded response, only one of which mickey is a passive character.

all that just to say. fic where mickey is legit psychologically mute during that time. he can't tell ian that he's not okay. he can't tell ian what's going on or what's coming. he can't tell ian that he loves him - or, you know, to shut the fucking hell up. (wait i just remembered he does say "get the fuck off me" or similar when ian tries to embrace him in that scene, but. no he didn't.)

anyway so "selective" mutism is one of those "only happens to children" things and "only happens for a short period of time" things which do not in fact only happen to children and are not in fact guaranteed to never recur when they're apparently Over and actually tend (in my experience) to continue episodically for. um. ever.

so like. just the fic of him experiencing that in that time would be cool enough. but THEN. what if fic where that, and also later mickey is the only person around who can truly empathize with liam. and maybe like the gallaghers can relatively easily recognize and understand much of liam's nonverbal communication, but it's out of familiarity with liam and being well practiced at "hearing" him. so they're all wicked surprised that mickey is just as good at it as they are when he and liam have functionally only just met.

and maybe that's also how ian puts it together, because you know mickey would never bring any of that shit up first. like: that was kind of a long time that he didn't speak huh + sometimes he is silent for hours despite usually having smartass interjections to make even when he's just listening and/or sometimes he cuts off in the middle of saying something for no reason and has to try again after taking a moment + he Gets liam even though he has no clear source of experience with "shy" children = hmm. perhaps oops?

[nezoriy]

List of "normal" things that always baffled me as a person on the aro/ace spectrum:

Disclaimer: A lot of this is based on the feelings and perception of my teenage self when I started to feel people around me were weird but didn't have the language or concept yet to understand what was wrong. So, give me a break if it sounds edgy sometimes. I don’t have the energy to sugarcoat every statement so it doesn’t offend anyone. If you're part of the mainstream and feel attacked by a random dude on the internet questioning things you find "normal," maybe ask yourself why you’re upset instead of coming for me.

1. "Love at first sight."

Even as a kid, this felt like a scam. I get friendship, and I can imagine love developing out of it. But for that, you need to know the person. You can't know someone instantly. So how on earth is this supposed to work? (The answer is, most ppl can feel sexual attraction instantaneously and it gets sold as love for the kids.)

2. Finding someone "attractive" = you’d like to fuck them.

I honestly was like 20something when I realized that actually yes, when ppl talk about someone, even celebs, being "attractive," they do mean they’d like to have sex with them and not just compliment them on their looks.

Like, I can honestly say that many of my friends, Cate Blanchett, and Hugh Jackman are "attractive." But to me, that’s like talking about a painting. Like, sure, Singer Sargent's Madame X is "attractive," but no one's trying to, uh, get it on with the painting… right?

3. The whole concept of dating (to find a romantic partner.)

So, you’re telling me people meet up specifically to see if they might develop feelings for each other when they don't have those feelings yet? 

Like, what even makes you say yes to a date if you don't know a person at all? (The answer is: once again, sexual attraction, obviously.) 

On the other hand, if you’re already friends with someone and just wanna see where it goes, why bring the flowers and fancy dinners into the equation?

4. Why people (especially women) would even risk sex back when it could have had major consequences for them

The list includes (but isn’t limited to):

Women before reliable contraception in societies where an unplanned pregnancy could be socially catastrophic;

Brothel visitors once STDs were known;

(Here’s the tricky one bc I myself kinda feel guilty for not being empathetic enough) gay people, especially men, in times and places where they could literally be imprisoned or executed for having sex

I need to be very clear here, this isn’t about moral superiority as I'm not feeling any, it’s about survival. Like, if sex could legit mess up your life, why not just… not do it? 

Yeah it's basically rip to “fallen” women but I’m different.

5. The culture of one-night stands, cruising, club hookups, etc.

This is still a bit uncomfortable in my head because this is a very prominent part of gay culture specifically, and I’ve always felt incredibly disconnected from it. But I can't edit it out.

Okay, so someone’s hot. I can maybe get that there’s a spark. But if you don’t know them… what if they open their mouth mid-action and reveal they voted for trump? Instant deal-breaker, my genitals are shriveling in terror.

6. The need to have a partner / actively searching for one.

I give it to you, if you vibe with someone, getting into a relationship may make sense. But actually, putting in effort to find one? For what? There’s so much other cool stuff in life!

7. "I haven’t had sex in five minutes/a month/half a year 😱😭" / jokes about dry spells.

Do you actually keep track of the timelines? So what if you haven’t? I get it, orgasm is great and all, but your hand still works, right? Why do you need another person for that? 

8. Imagining yourself in place of a person/character in sex scenes.

This mostly applies to fanfics but also “regular” porn. Even if the scene is hot, I don’t picture myself as any of the characters involved. Even if I'm aroused, I like it precisely for the characters in a specific scenario, I would only be a third wheel there. 

9. Sexual fantasies with yourself as a participant.

I really don't want to imagine myself in any sexual scenarios, neither with fictional characters nor with real people, even if I might have a crush on them. 

10. Cheating in relationships/marriage.

I’m not even talking about the moral aspect of breaking trust/violating the negotiated agreements; it’s the fact that someone "just couldn’t help themselves," “accidentally” had sex. Like, you’re willing to break an agreement, feel all the guilt, and go all secret agent-level to hide the thing because you… what, couldn’t keep it in your pants?

11. Extreme jealousy over sex.

Alongside the last point, I don’t really get why people make such a big deal about someone sleeping with someone else. Sure, it’s not cool to break agreements, and it’s a valid reason to re-evaluate the relationship. But just because they hooked up with someone else? Why is it such a dramatic deal?

(Spoiler alert: I’ve grown up to be poly now, who’s surprised xD)

12. The sexualization of women in media, ads, and the outrage from cishet guys about female characters wearing realistic armor instead of metal bikinis in their games now.

What do you mean, people actually like this and it works on them? Do people actually appreciate having half-naked women in their media? Seriously?

13. The priority of romantic relationships over friendships and every other kind of relationship.

From "got a partner, disappeared for two months from their friend group" to the whole idea that romance is inherently more "serious" or "important" than friendship. Why? Who made that a rule?

Okay, that’s it off the top of my head. Might add something later. 

[jonathantaylorthomas]

Despite talk that Swift and Kelce’s hookup is a PR stunt, multiple sources tell Us the pop star’s feelings for the Ohio native are legit. They’ve seen each other several times — Kelce was reportedly spotted leaving Swift’s NYC apartment on Sunday morning — and “talk every day,” says the third source. “Taylor’s really enjoying getting to know Travis,” the insider adds. “They’re taking it day by day, but she has high hopes. She likes that he’s a normal, nice guy. He’s down-to-earth and isn’t affected by fame. She also thinks he’s hot.”

A fourth source says the feelings are mutual: “Travis is completely smitten.”

Swift is doing things on her own terms. “Taylor is at a point in her life where she’s no longer willing to hold back,” says the second source. “If something feels right — like it does with Travis — she’s jumping in with both feet. She’s very happy and loving life right now.”

[drdt-headcanons]

Whit gives off an extremely touch starved aura, like the literal second Charles and him hookup they are literally latched together

When they cuddle there is legit no space at all between them and Whit could play with Charles’ ponytail all day

:)

[jessicameleon]

psst. hey kid. you want some totally legit file types? i got all da best ones. you want .jbeg? i got em. .mb4's, got em in spades. i got these .gyf's comin outta my ears!! what? no they're legit honest file types! i swears to ya. everyone knows .wev! i got the hookup for ya on the cheap! ill even throw in a .zep for free. you know you want em. come a little closer and see for yourself

[am-i-the-asshole-official]

AITA for hooking up with my ex-fiancée's friends

nsfw for obvious reasons. everyone involved is early to mid twenties

I was dating a girl for 4 years, we were engaged, planning to buy a house, had a wedding date and theme, the whole shebang.

Well, she had actually been spending the last 4 months of our relationship turning all our mutual friends against me, draining my bank account, talking with other people on dating apps, and generally ruining my life, which culminated in me coming home from work to find her, half our pets, her stuff, our stuff, and half my stuff gone from our apartment (along with a note from all our friends and multiple broken utilities).

Anyway it has been about 7 months and I have since cut my losses, gotten my life back together, and I've even started going on dates and hookups again. It was a bad relationship for numerous other reasons, so I'm counting this as a fresh start. Yay.

I was scrolling and saw her best friend (who was one of our mutual friends who I still miss hanging out with) Being an adult, I didn't match. I then got an alert I missed a potential match. I laugh about this and move on.

But here's where the AH part comes in. I find them on another app, along with some other members of that friend group. I match with them for a few reasons. 1) They have me blocked on everything, so I can't really text them any other way. 2) I do miss these people still. 3) Well, they tried to match first. 4) I am leaving this state soon and don't have to deal with any fallout.

Well, turns out I was apparently hot shit in this friend group bc I now have multiple hookups scheduled with different people in this group. They all know it's just a one-time thing. They do not care that I am sleeping with other people. I always use protection, and I regularly get tested.

But, like, these are her friends. And they're my old friends (though I plan to cut contact with them after this for the whole trashing my apartment and not believing me about the legit abuse I suffered thing)

So, AITA for sleeping with my ex-fiancée's friends?

What are these acronyms?

[nqueso-emergency]

Buddie seems to think we have a problem to them shipping or rooting or believing for their ship. But it’s not, have as many couch and color theory as you want. Hell, everyone has different approach and conclusion to the character and/or their relationship from watching the show, I get that. Fandom is for having theories discussing them, making head canon and creating works around them.

What people have problem is them being the absolute vile human being to the real life people be it a fan, crews, and even the actors themselves. We have problem with them because their counterproductive has always been at the expense of others. One of which treating their own fanon or ideas as canon and/or true fact. I discovered 911 universe thru LS first. And from the beginning they’ve always say that Tarlos was the replacement for Buddie. That Tim was going to green lit them before he left but the exces was not having it. When asked the buddies never provided actual interview or press and as long if seen they just replied with tweet that comes from another buddies with different variation of wording. And listen I don’t have a problem if they believe that, but they keep running it as a fact, then dismissing Tarlos as a legit relationship because they started too soon (which I seem to remember the most paying ship from that show doing this too, but I guess if it’s a queer relationship it has to have the fanfiction plot 🤷🏾‍♂️) or they started from hookup instead of years of slow burn (which surprise most relationship goes from casual then taking the leap of faith to pursue it seriously or not). Then the other day they come again saying that the Rafael or Ronen have beef with each other. Which I don’t care about the RL actors but also what a fucking weirdo you have to be to micro-analyze two actors especially from the show you say you didn’t like. Oh they definitely had been bothering the LS actors too asking about their opinion on Buddie (bc of course that’s just regular behavior for them) and being mad when the actors answered in neutral and the other answered he only has eyes for his own show and relationship, because I guess even they knew how obsessive these fans can get

Before 2024, the buddies weren’t this massive and “openly” hateful and it was mostly Tarlos because from their own mind that they choose to believe as real factual information, Tarlos was the one thing preventing Buddie to “happen”. Now while I don’t closely join the 911, due to algorithm I have witnessed how nasty they have been to the idea of BuckTommy/ just Tommy in general. Because now this new guy is also the one preventing my two preferred men to kiss.

I think wishing you guys well and for Buddies to enjoy their ship without bothering others seems like a big imagination because it’s either being mad at the exces for making other couples instead of their preferred one or being mad at themselves for getting too worked and baited up by their own theories that was made by their own mind and choose to believe it as canon. I guess that’s why a lot of them seem to be mad if they’re not going to have buddies this season. Because what a waste of 7 years being baited by your own brain 🤣

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[pisstintedglasses]

"Pokémon Plushie" S. JY x Reader

- T E A S E R -

Virgin! Sim Jaeyun x Older, Fem! Reader

Warnings; older woman, college boy • publicly shamed • mentions of drugs • mentions of rape • completely consensual • smut •

𖤣.𖥧.𖡼.⚘ 𖤣.𖥧.𖡼.⚘ 𖤣.𖥧.𖡼.⚘ 𖤣.𖥧.𖡼.⚘𖤣.𖥧.𖡼.⚘ 𖤣.𖥧.𖡼.⚘ 𖤣.𖥧.𖡼.⚘ 𖤣.𖥧.𖡼.⚘𖤣.𖥧.𖡼.⚘ 𖤣.𖥧.𖡼.⚘ 𖤣.𖥧.𖡼.⚘ 𖤣.𖥧.𖡼.⚘𖤣.𖥧.𖡼.⚘ 𖤣.𖥧.𖡼.⚘ 𖤣.𖥧.𖡼.⚘

Clack! Clack! A ruckus that sounded like cans being thrashed around awoke you from your much needed slumber. Blinking your eyes to adjust to the harsh sunlight that penetrated your room, you were faced with your one night stand's back adorned with the scratch marks you gave him.

His body softly heaved up and down, indicating he was at least alive. You would've thought otherwise, because there's no way anyone could sleep through it. Running a sweaty palm over your tired face, you finally stood up to confront the noise coming from you front yard.

The sounds of clamoring metal grew louder and louder as you neared your door, and when you swung it open, thinking it was some random cat scavenging for food, but you were oh so wrong. There, you saw one of your ex hookups wielding a crowbar, standing proudly over your destroyed garbage cans. "What the fuck, Minho?!"

"That's what you fucking deserve after throwing me away after one night, you whore!" He bashed on the fan once more, it was damn near flat already with the not so sheer amount of times he's been going at it. "Ever heard of a one night stand, dipshit?! Are you mental?!" You yelled back, your sleepy state now long forgotten, replaced with surging anger at this man-baby causing a scene for the neighborhood wives to gossip about.

"I loved you, dammit! I thought we had something, yet you threw me away like I'm some disposable sex toy!" You rolled your eyes at his words, "yeah right, what we had was just a quickie, if anything. You barely lasted 10 minutes anyway! Stop giving me any of that love bullshit and get off of my lawn already!"

Minho scoffed before pulling out some yellow paper with "EVICTION NOTICE" written on it  in big, bold letters. He waved it around, "Too bad, whore. This isn't even 'your' lawn anymore. I had Chris evict you!" That made you shut up.

Chris was Minho's friend, so it was easy to get it done, but there's no way he would've stooped low enough to actually make you homeless just because you ghosted him... right?

"Are you fucking serious right now?" You scoffed, marching over to the man and snatching the piece of paper roughly to confirm that it was indeed, legit. You could feel your face heat up in anger and tears threaten to escape your eyes, yet you bit it back and look at him. "There's only one way to keep your house. Get back with me, sweetie.. I'll stop Chris from evicting you if you take me back." He smiled, opening his arms as if you would run straight to his embrace.

And you did. You were desperate after all. You weren't just about to lose your house because of a crazy ex. "Please, Minho.. I made a mistake. I'm so sorry...I just realized how much I love you right now." One of your hands clawed at his shoulders while the other ran softly through his cheek in a soothing matter. It was the complete opposite of what you wanted to do.

You wanted to slap him, break his nose with your first, choke him to death. But you couldn't. You'd rather suck up to him than lose your house AND be wanted for murder. Just when he was ready to tell you he accepted your apology, the door to your house swung open.

"Hey hot-stuff, you weren't on the bed when I woke up- oh, who's this fellow?" Last night's man of choice busted through your door shirtless, staring at you throwing yourself at Minho, but he didn't mind in the slightest.

"Oh? Are we going to have a threesome tonight? I don't mind having another man join us."

You tried do distract Minho, trying to push his face towards yours, "Baby! Minho! Please look at me, it is not what it looks like!l But Minho just glared at the man before ripping your hands off of him.

_______________.

Current wc is 0.7k

Yes, i haven't mentioned Jakey yet, but I will soon. This'll be a long fic.

Also,, my Jungwon fic is currently being finalized, and I'm gonna post it by tomorrow. I have a main story in mind for each BTS and Enhypen member, and 2 of K from &team , so watch out for it ig

I'm unable to be active everyday cuz ur girl's got school. (If you saw my bio the other day, no u didn't)

If you haven't noticed, the plot here is a very direct reference to the plot of "No Hard Feelings". Its a rlly good movie u should check it out

[proudfreakmetarusonikku]

like i will never forget that dream made a joke about vikkstar raping tubbos sister and then had the gall to deny it bc like. i have seen that vod! he's fucking lying about it being out of context- the whole context is that lani mentioned she was in vikkstars bed. there’s no reason to question that in gameplay and vikkstar wasn’t even on the server when she played so it’d make no sense to ask about something gameplay related, and outside of gameplay… what else could you be implying? a thirteen year old says they’re sleeping in someone’s bed and you joke about having to talk to them. it’s a paedophilic rape joke he's too cowardly to admit to but he made the SAME EXACT JOKE a few years later except he was joking about raping kids and I don’t believe his shallow apology for five fucking seconds because he has a PATTERN of sexual jokes towards minors. HE GOT A MINOR TO TELL HIM HE LOVED HIM IN PRIVATE DMS. no amount of arguing it’s platonic makes it okay if your sixteen year old told you a grown ass man said that they had to say they loved him in DMs to keep their friend's minecraft farms YOU WOULD CALL THE FUCKING COPS BECAUSE THAT IS LITERALLY COMPLETELY UNACCEPTABLE FOR AN ADULT TO DO IN ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WITH A MINOR. plus his “i can totally know what a complete stranger wants without asking her (and I’m definitely not going to always assume she wants it bc i feel entitled to her body)” and his fucking hasty backtracking about it being with an ex like bro you were talking about hookups it’s such a pathetic save. every time i think about how much of a pathetic misogynist he is and how much he thinks children being raped is prime comedy I get so mad like legit i always try to take things in good faith and the best I can come up with is that he's a misogynistic creep bc THAT IS THE BEST FAITH INTERPRETATION OF MULTIPLE TIMES MAKING JOKES OUT OF CHILD RAPE INCLUDING HIMSELF BEING A PAEDOPHILIC GROOMER. he's at best a piece of shit and at worst a fucking paedophile and like don’t come at me with the allegations bro if you think raping kids is funny and edgy youre at best a creep and at worst a nonce. he's genuinely such a piece of shit. and this isn’t even getting into the constant racism, ableism, scamming, throwing random people under the bus for kicks, bullying, ect. he's an utterly awful person but he’s decent enough at hiding it that it’s not obvious until you have a full timeline of events. bc it makes it clear he NEVER stopped thinking rape was funny and that women are inherently lesser than him and that he can do whatever he wants to people as long as he adds a just kidding disclaimer and pretends to be a feminist when he obviously despises women. he’s a sick man and a manipulative scumbag and this is the BEST reading of him possible if you actually know what he’s fucking done and dig through the burying of it and outright lies he’s told.

[rangertessadarling]

"ranger's apprentice is a kids series"

oh ok, meanwhile

Will's drug addiction

Halt's traumatic childhood

Horace's bullies quite literally almost murdering him

The fucking creepy Kalkara things

Pretty much every violent fight scene

Sir Karen quite literally mind-controlling Alyss and attempting to seduce her

Will graphically almost dying in the desert from dehydration

Halt almost dying in b9

Horace using a literal torture method to get an answer out of the Genovesan (bro just casually poisoned him and made him run around to make it spread faster through his bloodstream like can someone say iconic)

The way Will's parents were basically both murdered

Will's speech for Horace and Cassandra's wedding. (it's just not suitable for any person of any age)

The graphically portrayed animal abuse

Alyss' death. Which was actually pretty gruesome, she died in pretty much the most tragic way someone could die. A fire so intense her body was never even recovered? which is um kind of traumatizing imo

Will's 'vigilante shit-- revenge' era, and his depression being handled very very poorly by his friends and family (literally made me angry reading those chapters for the first time)

Maddie quite literally getting drunk. at 15 years old. ma’am.

Dimon and Maddie's hookup

many, many, many, deaths. like many on-screen deaths. like one day I’m gonna go through the books and make a kill count. there’s legit a lot of death. (i am actually going to make a kill count now)

Rangers, in general, are pretty brutal people tbh. The way they handle a lot of situations is just kinda like "Eh strip them down to their underwear. dehumanize them, they deserve it." and ummm sure it's "funny" and I think that's what Flanagan was going for, but it's a littleee edgy on a moral level like calm down, they tried to rob you, but calm down

On that note, Gilan legitimately thinking of hanging some highway robbers and only being stopped because of the lack of trees around him. truly an icon.