#Legends Summarized

[uncertain-cucumber]

the epic of Gilgamesh, the oldest written story we have, is GAY

[zexal-club]

https://youtu.be/2b5kIhkNecc?feature=shared

Is it just me, or does this song give off Legends Summarized Sun Wukong vibes?

[plxnovak]

[ladykeyleth]

The Legend of Vox Machina Season 2: From Table to TV

[sass-squat]

Part 5 of the Linked Universe Winged Au! In the last poll you guys all voted for him so here he is, Wild!

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As always, there has to be a silly little bird fact to start off with so did you know that the American Kestrel is the smallest falcon in North America and only weighs about 3-6 ounces which is the equivalent of 34 pennies? This fact isn't actually important lore wise for this headcanon, but it did remind me of the one post where someone discovered that BoTW Link weighs approximately 8.5 apples.

Anyways, as you may have guessed, Wild is heavily based on the American Kestrel because of their beautiful plumage and their unique behaviors and characteristics.

An example of one of these behaviors is that American Kestrels are known for capitalizing on favorable soaring conditions, such as mountain updrafts and thermals while traveling. In this headcanon, Wild shows this characteristic primarily through his use of Revali's Gale and his tendency to make fires in order to more easily take flight. While his methods are incredibly effective, they do also tend to scare the rest of the group the first time he does them. After all, it's not everyday you see someone make a fire and then run headfirst into it just to take off.

While this specific habit of his may appear to just be a funny little quirk that he just does because he's WILD, it's actually a result of his near death experience with Guardians. The scars on his face and body may be clearly visible to everyone around him, but the damage done to his wings is actually far less noticeable. His various injuries and scars actually have a major impact on his ability to take off and effect his stamina needed to maintain flight for long periods of time. Because of this, he tends to use the aforementioned methods to aid his flight or oftentimes simply chooses to leap off high surfaces and glide rather than attempt to take flight.

However, despite having difficulties with the initial takeoff and his struggles to maintain flight for long periods of time, he's actually very adept and capable of fighting in the air. The way he fights allows him to deliver sharp, agile, and accurate killing blows to his enemies in a way that others describe as, "Witnessing time seemingly slowing down for everyone but him." In other words, he's a real force to be reckoned in once he's finally airborne.

Anyways, there's more I could explain but that's all for now folks! As always, kudos to all those who read all that lore dump and thank you again for always being so kind and supportive! All your words of encouragement always inspire me to worker harder! Thank you all and please feel free to reach out with any questions or requests for who or what you would like to see next!

P.S. After much encouragement I did recently make a TikTok account where I'll try to be posting regularly! Feel free to check it and my Twitter out at sass_squat3! Thank you all again for your support! :D

[wkngsnds]

I’d like to think Hazel Nut is Kremy and Gideon’s daughter in another universe with Twig as the Auntie

[emuanon34]

TOTK Spoiler. :,)

[tildeathiwillwrite]

Tag Game: Vaguely Summarized WIP

Thank you so much to @chronicallydragons for tagging me! I absolutely loved your summaries and the idea, based on this video

Rules: summarize your WIP in 15 2-5 word bullet points (as if you were trying to summarize it in 15 seconds)

This is what I have for the Legend of Orian Goldeneye currently, (tho it might change later on):

🚫dreamshapers suck, arrest them 💫amnesia 👮fuck the police city garrison ✅dreamshapers don't suck? 💥stomp on glass floor 🔍secret passage???? ⛓️kidnapping ⭕ok only one dreamshaper sucks ✨screw this magic system ⛓️kidnapping 2.0 🕵️‍♂️secret government organizations are universal 🔫guns are allowed? ⚫the power of duct tape ✨deus ex Morpheus 💎glowy rock, definitely not cursed

Gently tagging @fourwingedwriter @spitefulbull @annakayy @blackrosesandwhump @faytelumos @thewritingautisticat @rainbowsandwhumperflies @themswritinwords @aalinaaaaaa @kbwritesstuff

[lotus-duckies]

[selznick]

osp trojan war myth video has been age restricted,,, from reading the comments,, about 6 days ago

but i watched it when it came out 5 months ago,, there is no reason for it to be age restricted,, rlly hope yt isnt going to strike a bunch of their videos like they did rtgame

[lytlredrabethode]

Have some drunk history!

…well, technically some drunk psuedo history of Vortigern's origin story, as written by Geoffrey of Monmouth and then retold by the slightly inebriated bunbie('s VA).

I hope y'all enjoy the first installment of Drunkbie!

[dinoserious]

im so sorry about this but you've recreated tai lung's backstory from kung fu panda but with arceus and dialga

(i saw ur correction dw) i guess it is similar! but the dispositions of the players in question arent quite aligned. i dont really see giratina as power hungry personally, and is rendered violent more by being at odds with the universe itself (in an antimatter/matter way, you know)

[alphagirl404]

Another dumb Meme related to ‘An Impulse Decision’

...Regarding a certain scene from Chapter 26 of ‘An Impulse Decision’

Spoiler for the fic underneath

[thatonebirdwrites]

Astronomy. I could talk about that ALL DAY. Seriously. Wanna know about the life cycle of stars? I got you covered. Wanna hear about all the known facts about Black holes? YUP. How about wormholes and how they might be traverseable? I'm here to share. Then there's all the wonders of galaxies and galaxy formations, and of course how the universe started (the Big Bang, Inflation, how the soup of particles cooled down to eventually be able to form Galaxies, the role of dark matter and dark energy, etc...). We'd have fun times!

As for a particular fandom, currently Legend of Korra due to the ridiculous amount of research I needed to do to write the Shared Moments series and extrapolate lore (from the gaping holes in its lore that the Avater-verse has. Most animated or live-action series has gaping holes in lore actually, which allows fan writers room to play).

the spn drama could take a whole year to explain in the least so i’m good

[fluffypotatey]

While thinking about how many chapters of OSP are left to cover, I think there's 50 😭 someone said as much and they come out yearly in the winter...I do not think Red is going to keep it up that long lol. I came across how there's this popular theory/inside joke that's still going among Chinese readers that Wukong lost to the 6EM, and got replaced because of how wildly different his characterization becomes after that fight. Since the LMK writers did so much research into this, asking people directly iirc, then maybe this inspired some of the memory issues/trippiness in the series, other then y'know, possible reincarnation cycles.

yeah i had that same thought too! about what inspired lmk to write the narrative as unreliable with memory issues and such. because there are so many versions and interpretations and adaptations over the years, so like, how can you keep up?

so choosing to place the story in the “future”, where the story has been told and retold so many times that the past is so muddled, was very advantageous to their narrative!

also yeah i have heard of that story and while it is fun to think and joke about, i would not place it as a theory i vibe with wholeheartedly. mostly because it defeats the purpose and allegory the story is trying to tell. it’s one of those “good for the memes” theories, but not one i would take as gospel myself lol

[teafiend]

郭靖 and 黃蓉 are so precious 🥰🥰🥰 After literally decades they still inspired mushy feelings 🥹🥹🥹

HR had an eye for the gem-in-the-rough and a wise understanding of what made someone “good”, which GJ had in spades. GJ also knew a treasure when he was made to realize it 😆 Perfect combination ⭐️✨☺️

Edited after the second episode (2024, June 20th): Oh, oh, they really went the flashbacks route ✨⭐️

(The way they shortened and summarized the significant parts of the story were quite good, I thought, if quite a bit were lost along the way). Well done 👏🏽