#Lecturer (Physics)

[seravphs]

You let Gojo borrow a pen and he spreads a rumor that you’re dating

[kagoutiss]

stardew 1.6 secret cutscene

[ozzgin]

pls pls pleas please Please PLEase PLEASE *PLEASE*!!!!!!!!!!! 🥺🥺😘😏😋🥺💞🙏😞😭🥜🥜🥜🫣🫡 Yan! Teacher x reader? It can be uncannon and not connected to the rest of the story but PLEASE..

I gen/ have a lady boner for this elegant yet horn dog of a man. I just *KNOW* he'd treat me better than any of the young and foolish classmates in that school.

Yan!teacher : (sweating buckets, trying to hold back while also being taken aback)

Me, who broke into his house to get a smooch: Uh. You come here often?

Yan!teacher : This.. is my house.

Me : And this is the house of my dreams, Baba grill. I want you to bend me over tonight, tell I'm good, then take me out to dinner, marry me the next morning, buy a quaint cottage in the country side, make me pregnant, adopt a dog who we will name Bartholomew Chungus Roofus Goofy Achilles Pedro Pascal, open a bakery, then I go into labour and give birth, afterwards we'll renew our vows and go on a grand vacation at Italy where you'll feed me gelato and panacotta as I rock our triplets to sleep and play with the dog

Yan!teacher : I'd love to bu- wait what?

Me : 👁️🫦👁️

I'll tell you what, I've always wanted to write a Yandere Professor. He'd be a theoretical physicist, teaching standard courses at the local university. Terribly passionate about his research, sometimes to awkward extents. He's surprisingly flirty and cheeky for someone of his age and status, but he's quick to remind you what kind of nerd you're dealing with.

The only reason I've been postponing it is because I wanted to dust off my own knowledge, so it can be as authentic as possible.

[yourmoonie]

Manifestation is funny because...

Consciously practicing manifestation is hilarious because one moment I might catch myself "overthinking" over something small, for example: like how my coffee order is taking forever, and then it hits me that i can just manifest it away or ground myself and BOOM everything else changes. It's such a wild realization that even the little things are within my control and I use the power of my imagination to enjoy my day to day life.

Coffee is taking long? No problem, I will manifest

Stuck in a traffic? No problem I will manifest on spot etc etc

When you truly grasp this, you start to see how much power you hold. The key is to stay aware of your thoughts and assumptions because they shape your reality, no matter how trivial or significant. Remember, you are the creator of your own experiences, so why not create something amazing? Your life is a reflection of what you believe—choose wisely, and watch your world transform.

So, why not take control and create the life you desire? Stop doubting, stop hesitating, and start affirming with confidence. If you decide you have your manifestation, then you do—no delays, no obstacles, no excuses. Believe in your power, stand firm in your assumptions, and watch your world transform in ways you never thought possible. Your reality is yours to shape, so go out there and manifest the life you truly want.

[snap-my-kneecaps]

Hi yes, Wookieepedia that’s not fucking funny

Actually sobbing

[bananamiii]

sorry we applied an operator to your boyfriend. he's an eigenfunction of that operator so the operator returned his function but he's multiplied by a constant. yeah he has an eigenvalue now

[pterodach]

my very first sketch of him

[littlefankingdom]

The Young Justice animated show really made Batman "not the step dad, but the dad that stepped up", especially for Kon.

Like, not only does he go out with Clark to lecture him about being a good father figure to Kon after they found him, but in the comics, in the first issue, Kon spends all day waiting for Clark to check on him, clearly expecting some kind of father-son dynamic, only for Bruce to send child support so he can buy himself clothes and pay Wally's parents for the expenses during his stay with them.

He just met the kid and he has set up a trust fund for him. In this show, he probably has a trust fund for all the team's members. If anyone of them want to go to college, Batman is paying.

[tanglepelt]

Dc x dp idea 53

Jazz leaves amity for college. She did all the application and stuff via tuckers computer. For some reason nothing was going through on hers.

Due to majority of her extracurricular activists not being sent thought she didn’t get accepted to her top choices. Ended up going to Gotham u.

Things don’t add up. Leaving was a big deal. Like she ended up just going in the middle of night. The roads were closed for “construction”. They were absolutely fine when she ignored the signs and drove.

It took her less then a 6 hours to figure out amity couldn’t be contacted. She tried calling Danny upon getting to Gotham. Nothing. Research, nothing. It’s like the town didn’t exist.

She does have a communicator from tucker. One of the multi dimensional ones. She gets ahold of them just to hear the chaos. There is a hunt for her. Lockdowns. The whole town is shutdown.

She didn’t inform her parents where she was going. They only insisted she goes to the university in town and nowhere else. That could be the issue. She is 18 but they are extra special.

Obviously she’s gonna head back. What else’s is she supposed to do. She had to go get her brother and his friends. Do something. Authorities in amity never cared why would any outside force care. To bad her car suddenly doesn’t work.

Leads to her walking at night. Her goal is to find a rental car place or bus that maybe would be open late.

She doesn’t find a car or anything. But does punch a would be mugger. That punch back home would have not knocked a person back 5 feet into a wall. Were people here just that weak.

This leads to some guy in cosplay called Batman. Which come on that name is just as bad as box ghost. Telling her it’s not safe in Gotham for metas.

Jazz just lectures him on how that not his decision. She is going to be attending college here after she figures out why her home town completely shut down. All when she left for college. Besides she’s not whatever a meta is.

Long story short. Batman now has to deal with two not-metas in Gotham. Plus a whole town that didn’t exist. Multiple arrest. Then a possibility of pissing off the afterlife.

[therepublicofletters]

My favourite thing about studying fifteenth century Florentine art is going to the Uffizi and getting cursed at by American tourists for standing “in their photo” (in front of Primavera) for more than 30 seconds. Apparently the level of my disrespect is “unbelievable”

[snixx]

I'm going to fucking kill myself

[shadowseductress]

Do you know, negative temperature is hotter than infinity.

[bornuntohimself]

ME WHEN RENARIN HUMS BADLY TO THE RHYTHMS ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

(your excited wat renarin posting reminded me to go read the new chapters and they did not disappoint 🙏💜)

I ALMOST CRIED IN CLASS. FINALLY A WIN FOR RENARIN NATION

[yourmoonie]

It is already yours

Your desires are already yours—everything you want is already within your grasp.

You want ti be wealthy? YOU ARE

You want to become famous? You’ve achieved it.

The ideal relationship you desire with your 3D? It belongs to you, you are already with your person!

There’s no waiting, no delays.

The moment you desire something, it’s yours on a deeper level. When you truly accept this and align your thoughts with this reality, you’ll start to see these desires take shape in your life.

For instance, if you’re aiming for financial abundance, begin to think, act, and feel as if your bank account is already overflowing. You may start noticing opportunities to increase your income or find yourself making more financially savvy choices. By living with the mindset that what you want is already yours, you align yourself with that reality, and it begins to manifest naturally. The key is to genuinely feel and believe that your desires are already fulfilled.

And, NO! Feelings aren't about "forcing an emotion" but simply 'knowing it is your reality or your end destination'.

[hippiichi]

@sabertoothwalrus 's adventuretober days 6-12 i'm a... a few days late...

[justkillingthyme]

One particular headcanon of mine is that the So Jolly Injuries gave him a perpetual hand tremor. Affected a lot of things post-coma (with the additional strain of recovery) that he had to rely more on wearing sweaters and slip on shoes. Buttons, shoelaces, etc were too time consuming and difficult to be worth it so he kind of abandoned his old style