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they really nailed percy’s audacity
#percy jackson#percy jackon and the olympians#percy jackson the lightning thief#HIS HANDWRITING#LMAOOO#With best wishes#Percy#KING OF SASS#the gag is HE GETS AWAY WITH IT#Persassy#pjo#pjo tv show#pjo tv#percy series#annabeth was in shock#tears almost#annabeth chase#grover underwood#walker scobell#leah jeffries#percabeth
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yeah i guess i'll post these
#sdv#stardew valley#sdv sebastian#sdv leah#sdv elliot#sdv shane#sdv gunther#sdv marlon#sdv harvey#barely. im sorry king
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clean your sword
i. Peter had thought many times about dying for his brother, killing for his sisters, as all oldest children do.
ii. He'd imagined it a hundred times: how if his mother and father were ever killed, he'd get some low-skill job and make sure Lucy's clothes still fit her as she grew. How he'd make fists and fight dirty if Susan was ever threatened. What he'd do if Edmund ever had to flee the country on a dark, windswept night.
iii. Yet when he heard Susan's horn that day, he still froze. Only for an instant, he thought, "this can't be my job, right?"
iv. The blood on his sword shone red when it was all over. When he wiped it on the grass, the stain it left was almost black.
v. They'd put Susan in his arms when he was two years old. Peter didn't remember it, but he knew he'd been waiting for her till then. He wasn't a real person until he was a brother.
vi. And when they walked back to the pavilion, Rhindon bumping Peter's hip, all he could say to his sisters was, "I'm sorry I didn't come faster."
vii. The High King was almost obsessive in the way he cared for Rhindon. When he grew older and required weapons larger than those made for a child, he obsessed over them too.
viii. He told the others, in no uncertain terms, that if it ever came to it in battle, they were to leave him and live. As their brother and high king, he commanded it.
ix. The first time Edmund risked himself for Peter's sake, Peter didn't speak to him for a week.
x. He was oiling his sword when Edmund found him. "See, the thing is, Peter, being brothers goes both ways. If you can love me enough to die for me, than I get to love you just the same."
xi. Peter agreed with him then, to avoid the argument. He was sick of not talking to his brother. Yet privately, he knew that Edmund was wrong. That sacrifice was Peter's special prerogative, as the first-born.
xii. Back in England, his mother noticed that Peter had become more fastidious. She didn't notice that his protective streak has grown - and maybe it hadn't, really.
xiii. It was uncanny, how Peter would always show up just when his siblings needed him. He'd round a corner, and there was Lucy stamping her feet and scowling at a bully. There was Susan, crying, and now his knuckles were bloody.
xiv. He cleaned the blood off in the sink so carefully. The water ran red for a second, and it almost seemed black.
xv. When Caspian asked for the High King's advice, looking so very young, Peter jerked his chin towards the sword a Caspian's hip. "Be ready to use that," he said. "Keep it clean, and close."
xvi. Susan forgot Narnia and she forgot Aslan. Yet selfishly, Peter still hoped that she would never forget how quickly he came when she called.
#Peter's whole personality is Big Brother and everything else stems from that. this is why i love him#like. the age gap between my sister and me is not large but i can't think of a time in my childhood when I didn't have contingency plans#for what I'd do if i needed to protect her. or like if we got kidnapped and i needed to fix it. or if mom and dad died what i would do#even when we weren't getting along. i am convinced it's a primal Oldest Sibling instinct#whether these plans were even marginally executable is. another thing#high king over all the rest#narnia#pontifications and creations#leah stories#no one will ever walk the earth so close to you
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Leah Remini for Nightlife Magazine, 2000
#leah remini#actress#actor#model#magazine#photoshoot#fashion#style#famous#celebrity#hair#makeup#nightlife#nightlife magazine#y2k#2000s#2000#king of queens#the king of queens
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Same, I need to recreate this with my future husband
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If I were in Descendants, I don’t think I’d make it out alive or I would’ve been expelled or banished.
If I were Ben during the whole tied-up scene, I would’ve said something nasty and insane to piss off Uma and Harry, causing them to throw me out before Mal and the others arrived. Then, the moment Audrey says, “Make me your queen and we’ll rule side by side,” I’d dump all the paperwork and political nonsense on her and say, “I’ll drag you down with me.” Sure, she was raised to be queen, but Ben was raised to be a king, and he was super stressed.
If I were Mal, I would’ve bragged about Hades being my father in the first movie and would’ve gone, “Y’all are beneath me,” because I’d also be pissed and annoyed at a bunch of brats with no self-preservation skills. I’m a demigod, and you’re all what? Heirs and children of heroes who don’t act like heirs or heroes? Boo.
If I were Carlos, the moment Family Day went south, I would’ve hacked everything. It’s on sight. Chad would be public enemy number one.
#descendants#descendants 2#descendants 3#king ben#ben florian#mal bertha#evie grimhilde#jay descendants#carlos de vil#uma descendants#uma daughter of ursula#harry hook#audrey rose#chad charming#like beast and queen leah would've see me#i'd go low#me to queen leah: you're daughter was the least interesting princess.#to beast: you're a dictatorial idiot and a deadbeat dad#to chad: fuck you and your maid mother#to audrey: you're grandparents are stupid#cuz they could've defeated maleficent#if they sought a powerful magic user#but no
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I like Joesph: King of Dreams but I can't ever forgive how bad they sugarcoated Jacob's family issues. Joseph makes a big stink about being only the half brother like that's why his brothers resent him but meanwhile they're still behaving mostly like one big happy family and Rachel "loves them like they're her own" (ahahahahahahhh) and it's heavily implied Jacob's ~first wife~ died and he remarried and I'm like OH NAW HE DIDN'T. literally where are Leah, Bilha and Zilpa and why are they not even mentioned. They are still ALIVE AND WELL at this point and in fact it's Rachel who should be dead before Joseph is sold off. Also, Rachel and Leah were mean to each other, none of that "Joseph, you should get along with your brothers" cheesy stuff.
#joseph king of dreams#joseph#jacob#rachel#leah#bilha#zilpa#“it was different with your mother” was???? where is leah exactly.#and yeah. your eldest sons know rachel couldn't have children for years. they witnessed her and their mom endlessly fighting over it#and bargaining sex with you for fertility inducing roots within earshot of them
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Rip Camille O'Connell and Caroline Forbes. You two would hate to know you're put against each other over a narcissistic white man who abused you both and nearly raped one.
I can't believe in the year 2024 people are still putting them against each other to see which relationship was better - when, if anything, both girls deserved so much better than the cancer Klaus Mikaelson is.
#caroline forbes#camille o'connell#kc#ck#klaus mikaelson#the vampire diaries#the originals#tvd#to#leah pipes#candice king#candice accola
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quinn needs to remember that horrific HOH he just had and be mad at himself, not rubina!
#bb26#'go talk to your fucking boyfriend' shadowboxing a ghost is crazyee. 😭#even telling leah i told u so... who told you to fuck up your own trio and put up joseph?#be the self-aware king they say you are and bitch yourself out!
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King Harald V of Norway, Crown Prince Haakon of Norway, Princess Ingrid Alexandra of Norway, Prince Sverre Magnus of Norway, Princess Märtha Louise of Norway, Durek Verrett, Leah Isadora Behn and Emma Tallulah Behn attend The Nutcracker ballet performance at Oslo Opera House in Oslo, Norway -December 21st 2024.
#king harald#king harald v#crown prince haakon#princess ingrid alexandra#prince sverre magnus#princess martha louise#durek verrett#leah isadora behn#emma tallulah behn#norwegian royal family#norway#2024#december 2024#nutcracker#nutcracker 2024#royal children#my edit
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You know, I’ll give it to Grover. If I was arguing with a group member and our other member started singing what sounds like a kindergarten friendship song? I’d probably stop dead in my tracks.
#conflict resolution king#grover underwood#grover pjo#percy jackon and the olympians#percy jackson#pjo#pjo disney+#pjo tv show#annabeth chase#annabeth pjo#percy and annabeth#aryan simhadri#leah sava jeffries#walker scobell#they’re like middle schoolers doing a project#I love it#the consensus song#Grover is iconic#percy jackson and the olympians
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#the king of queens#king of queens#doug heffernan#carrie heffernan#arthur spooner#kevin james#leah remini#jerry stiller#tvgifs
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a very happy little mermaid live-action trailer release day to all who celebrate
#I DON'T CARE WHAT Y'ALL SAY#TLM IS GONNA SLAP#the little mermaid#the little mermaid (2023)#halle bailey#ariel#jonah hauer king#prince eric#Percy Jackson and the Olympians#percy jackson series#pjo series#leah sava jeffries#annabeth chase#leah is our annabeth#walker scobell#percy jackson#the school for good and evil#the school for good and evil movie#sge#sge netflix#sofia wylie#agatha of woods beyond#agatha of gavaldon#jamie flatters#tedros of camelot#tagatha#percabeth
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gone right into my heart
i. Fundamentally, mean children everywhere are all the same.
ii. Eustace Scrubb didn't think of himself as mean, of course, but he was. Cruel, petty, entitled, spoiled - all fine descriptors.
iii. All mean children have tough, scaly hides under which they conceal vulnerable flesh. They breathe fire and hope no one notices that it reeks of rot. Their claws are sharp, and because of this they cannot write in soft sand or hold hands with their loved ones.
iv. Eustace's cousins came to stay for the summer, and the worst part of it all was that it'd been years since he'd gotten a proper rise out of them. It was infuriating! Having them around would be no fun at all.
iv. Later, in Narnia, Eustace began to understand why they were so impervious to him. He'd been mean, sure, but they were knights.
v. Take me home, take me home, take me home, he said. Over and over. Take me home where it's safe. Take me home where I am in control. Not afraid. Not vulnerable.
vi. Eustace was never in control. It took becoming a dragon - the natural culmination of all the entitlement and cruelty that lived within him - to finally make that clear.
vii. He was wrapped in tough, scaly hide when the Lion came by moonlight. Eustace was a dragon, but if he still couldn't reckon with knights, what chance did he have against a lion?
viii. The lion's claws were sharper than his. They were sharper than anything else in the world.
ix. When those claws tore into his dragon hide, Eustace thought he would die. Perhaps, in a way, he did.
x. Claws that sharp should not have been capable of such dexterity or care. Yet they found their mark like scalpel blades in a surgeon's hands; not like the crude things that hung off of Eustace'a wretched dragon-limbs.
xi. He could feel them tearing through the scales. The tough dragon hide parted like butter. The lion's claws dug deeper, through tissue and muscle and the contorted cage of his ribs. They found his heart, and struck.
xii. After that, there was a pulling sensation. Eustace should have been dead, but his heart was beating, even impaled as it was with the lion's claws. Slowly, with an agonizing gentleness, the lion drew the boy's heart out of the gnarled dragon skin.
xiii. The body that came with it was soft and vulnerable and naked. How could he pretend at meanness now, with his armor so thoroughly destroyed? It would rend him to pieces.
xiv. Oh, thought Eustace. Was I ever anything else? Or have I always been this soft and naked?
xv. Yet the lion did not leave Eustace to his nakedness. He dressed him in soft clothes before returning him to camp.
#we're in the home stretch with these character studies gang#idk I've cleaned this up a bunch but it still feels real purple prosey#but the heart of it is pretty clear i think. so hopefully it works ok#it's been too long since i posted narnia on my narnia blog#narnia#pontifications and creations#the king's man#leah stories#into light
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Land 5 aka before the final boss done !
Albion...
Well, it has a city named Bordeaux !
Ça fait un bail que Bordeaux et l'Aquitaine ne sont plus aux mains de la perfide Albion !
What else can I say...
The final stage bgm was kickass, I loved the architecture and the "subquests" with goats and the character who turns ennemies green was... A thing lol. Still Nigel isn't a deadweight so that's something nice.
Plot wise...
Ugh.
If anyone got it better than I do then please help me lol, because from what I understood, the pope (hereditary title in this verse) got only one child (tfw your line is super special magical plot related but you only get one kid) and told both of his right arms, Nigel and Sanatio, that they should never speak of her to anyone, including themselves.
So... Nigel secured Scarlett far away (uh...) 6 years ago and didn't tell Sanatio, per the pope's orders, Sanatio knew Scarlett existed but since her existence must remain secret, per the pope's orders, he... Uh... Never knew where she was ?
So when the pope decided to fold against the evil empire, and subsequently later died (something Gharnef is pissed about, because the pope's line is the only one able to destroy mc guffins) Sanatio thought that he had to pretend the pope was still alive to make sure Albion and the Orthodoxy would not descend into chaos ?? Like, Nigel couldn't tell him that "I shipped Scarlett to parevia aka an island that is as far from Albion as the UK is from France, under her dad's orders some years ago, let's find her to both protect and mount a resistance against the empire ?"
I knew Albion was scrapped because bankruptcy and all, but damn if in a game where Gilbert, Virginia, hell Alain and to an extent Yunifi and Morad exist, this felt contrived as fuck.
Besides, I know you are technically able to go to Albion before doing bastorias, Drakengard or Elheim (Bastorias or Elheim must be done though) but damn if doing things in order paints Scarlett in a crap light, after Erigor and witnessing the elves zombies and learning about the occupation in both Cornia and Drakengard with mysterious plagues around, and we open Albion with Scarlett worrying about her dad (while she was there when Galerius told us he was dead !) and wanting to show Alain the place where she picked up flowers when she was younger.
Special mention to her former childhood friend Raelys (?) with whom she reunites and wants to go to their special flower field again... Only to be ambushed by Raelys because while childhood memories are nice and all, Raelys' younger brother was taken hostage and she wants to save him.
Then we have Fodoquia's backstory... And Scarlett looks like an ass, especially for someone who was basically supposed to inherit Albion, who never cared about her country and her people.
Still in the few subsequent chapters she expresses her desire to help the people of Albion and her care for them (with still the memetic "I always thought about you" to get childhood friend when a majority of her rapports so far where about Alain, her feelings for him and jealousy at the other female leads or fluff) so there's that.
Ultimately I believe this discrepency is both due to the game being short on money but also the writers having wrote Scarlett as the "ojou" archetype, when the elf twins, even with their 5 lines about the plot of their land, and to some extent, Virginia and Yunifi/Ramona are concerned about their homes and people and written as such.
Plot happens and it's revealed, the empire is actually full of body surfers who were banned to the shadow realm for having sacrificed an unicorn and their big plan is to transmigrate everyone in living bodies, Scarlett's line is special because her magical powers are the result of experiments on humans with blood/parts/powers (?) of an unicorn, the failed results were duds and gave birth to the feathered people (angels) but Scarlett's ancestor was a success, the Cornian royal line is also special because it was founded by a young woman who was the only one granted immortality and not banished to the shadow realm eons ago, so she got some magic powers but gave up her immortality, and the laguz were originally elves who decided to become laguz so their bodies couldn't be snatched, but they forgot how to turn back.
Anyhow, for all of the unicorn imagery Alain got, I found it cool that the "our line was founded by the Maiden in the Unicorn and Maiden duo" thing is/was referenced in Ilenia/Virginia's skillset, it sort of helped to lessen the "uwu Alain is the saviour and chosen one" thingie that hits especially hard after Drakengard and Gilbert's last convo where he confesses he and Drakengard in general have always been jealous of cornia, so learning only Cornia's king can be the "chosen one" to get rid of the evil ghost empire...
Also, since you can skip Drakengard to reach that point and ignore her existence, I guess the "Alain saviour bcs he descends from the Maiden and has the magic ring" feels even weirder when Virginia is also in the party, but she can't equip the magic ring (granted if Alain were to die, would Virginia be able to equip it plot wise ?)
Fwiw, even if Gerard's infinity +1 sword can be used by Alain, I gave his magic ring to Virginia, his other grandkid by beating his ass with the Tricorns, plot be damned.
I mean, I usually dgaf about chosen ones plots, but when the second arc was all about a potential claimant/heir accepting to stand down and let their sib/cousin run the show, the game saying "only sib/cousin can save the world" feels a bit like a slap lol
Alain gave the "totally not-engagement ring" to Joseph, his dad in all but blood, and I rounded up several rapport conversations (wtf was Fodoquia and Bryce's lol) and mini quests.
Units wise... Ramona works well with the angels who have their discharge skill lol, and Bertrand spinning with his hammer will never cease to be hilarious.
I'm sure I'm not using Berengeria well though, because now she keeps on dying (ffs you have a giant shield can you just use it for once ??)... But Bruno makes up by hitting like a truck.
#Unicorn overlord stuff#Otherwise it's a solid game#The plot is standard but it's well told#Leah tried to take her revenge in the arena with a Drakengard team ft Virginia bcs why not#Virginia was the only one standing after Amalia's ssj transformation#Lol#Morad is a big softy I love him#He's upset bcs Ramona sew a cute lion patch in his armor#He does theater for the kids#We Stan a king lol#I'm still not over the 2k sandwiches in Albion
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