#Large Himbo
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smilin' lads
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Ranking mxtx couples by whether or not I think they'd be good parents
(I'm 90% sure I'm forgetting someone)
Yep, next question (S)-
Wangxian: tried and tested good dads. I wish them luck with the whole “trying to get wwx pregnant” thing
They have some shit to work through, but after that I think they'd be fine (A)-
Ling Wen/ Bai Jin: if we're just going off the original publication, I would put them in a much lower tier, but since the revised edition added that thing about them raising orphans together and said orphans turning out alright before unfortunate circumstances, I'm putting them up here. I think they'll be alright once they work through the miscommunication
Xiao Xingchen/ Song Lan: They obviously have a lot of trauma they're working through, but I'd like to think they and A-Qing will be a loving family in the long run
One of them would be a good parent, the other wouldn't be a bad parent (B)-
Jiang Yanli/ Jin Zixuan: there's no canon reason for me putting them this low. Jin Zixuan just gives off a mediocre parent vibe to me (and we all know Jiang Yanli is the best)
Yushipei: Yushi Huang has good mom energy, and Pei Ming has been shown to be a not terrible mentor. I'd want the misogyny fully beaten out of him with a mace before I'd think he should have kids of his own though
Lang Qianqiu/ Little Guy: at the very least, they're making sure Guzi is fed, clothed, washed, vaccinated, and has access to education. Neither of them know what they're doing, but I think Little Guy is good at faking it. I wish them luck in their upcoming custody battle
You know what, surprise me/ I'll hear you out (C)-
Bingqiu: My first instinct is “no, do not bring kids into this,” but then I remembered tharnShen Qingqiu has a surprisingly decent track record? Like, Ning Yingying and Ming Fan both turned out a lot more health than they did in the original novel, and though I wouldn't call him in a good place, Binghe is doing a lot better than Bingge. The wild card for me here is Luo Binghe because I have no idea how he'd be with kids
Quanyin: Yin Yu had a decent track record until he was pushed into snapping. I think rn, he needs a couple centuries of being a babygirl before he's ready to parent again. No idea how Quan Yizhen would do though
Born to “dual income, no kids, rich uncles/aunts” (D)-
Fengqing: Feng Xin is canonically a bad dad. I know he's working on it, but it is what it is. Mu Qing has been shown to be decent with kids, but I think he’d have a melt down if he had to deal with the mess constantly.
Hualian: I mean, Xie Lian has raised three kids at this point and one of them became a god, another became state preceptor and then sorta complicit in a genocide, and one became god AND committed genocide + he babysat a ghost king for months and didn't even realize that's what he was because it was a miracle if he remembered to feed him… so, a mixed bag. Hua Cheng may be schrodinger’s child hater, but I'm intrigued by the idea of him raising kids just because I want to know how his own childhood would influence his parenting abilities. They should probably just stick to babysitting for now though
Mingling: Liu Mingyan is too busy writing gay porn to be dealing with kids, and I just can't imagine Sha Hualing as a mom
Please don't bring a kid into this mess (F)-
Beefleaf: Do I need to explain this one?
Mobeishang: Shang Qinghua should not be put in any position where he has to teach someone about consent (Binghe’s early attempts at flirting being a prime example of why that's a bad idea). I also think Mobei Jun is still working on the whole “why hitting people is not cool” thing.
QiJiu: I think the original timeline is a prime example of how they're just not in a place to be raising kids
Jun Wu/ Mei Nianqing: Xie Lian would like a refund on his adopted father figures. They had one kid and he only made it to age 20 because he was cursed to not die
#heaven official's blessing#tgcf#mdzs#grand master of demonic cultivation#svsss#scum villian self saving system#I'm not tagging every couple because idk all their ship names#hualian#bingqiu#wangxian#beefleaf#qijiu#fengqing#quanyin#yushipei#for anyone wondering about the “schrodinger’s child hater” comment:#HC is shown to be on good terms/likes Banyue and Guzi but in the revised edition theres a scene where HC says he doesn't like kids#but also in that scene he's brainwashed and thinks he's a rich 16 y/o#mentally preparing myself for the Feng Xin stans to explain why mr “behave xyz way or I wont acknowledge you as a person” is a good dad#Feng Xin is less of a himbo and more of a tall/buff Chilchuck and I'd like if the fandom at large acknowledged that#idk what ship I forgot to include but I know its not a Jaing Cheng ship#edit: the Binghe defenders are raising valid points but he's still a wildcard to me because of his trust and abandonment issues#I could see bingqiu being good parents like... 5-10 years after the series end point
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I've discovered the tall bun was the correct choice, he's acquired unlimited power
#DD2#Dragon's Dogma 2#i swear he's not evil he's just whatever the short unbuff version of a himbo is with an aesthetic#boy is dumb as rocks except for in magic and random plant facts and is carried by being extremely pretty and having a huge heart#also Mint (tbh largely Mint)#viewing the dragon's dogma (dis)respectfully
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It's all lined 👍🏼
Now, I will be ✨suffering✨ because coloring is the fuckin worst.
#Do I draw glasses bigger than they are?#Yes#Do i care?#Absolutely not because that's how mine are#Comically large#Slider is very nice to draw I need more fanart of that hunk#He's not a himbo bc he's smart#Slider is Mav's n°1 enabler#He'll literally pick him up and yeet him up to boost him#Ice and Goose just laugh because it's a daily occurrence for them#but still confuses other people#*looking at Viper and Jester*#to Mav's delight Slider can do it even almost 40 years later#the dagger ducklings freak out when they first see it#Mav perches on everyone's shoulders#bc he's smol#tgm#tg#top gun#top gun maverick#pete maverick mitchell#top gun fanart#icemav#slicemav#slimav#wings au#HelloI'mHayden#Air Gays™#ron slider kerner#tom iceman kazansky
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Lowkey, but some in the fandom kind of downplays or ignore the impact Gabe had on Percy (and Sally) and that's kind of sad, especially given that Rick himself also does this but that's for another time. I kind of hoped the show would highlight it a bit better, but it really doesn't as much as it could. Personally, I think the flashback scenes would have been a perfect opportunity to do so, especially with the context as Gabe, not only, would have injected himself into an intimate moment between Percy and Sally, but also made it more difficult at the same time because he sucks like that. Like, there are reasons that Percy has such low confidence in himself or has anger issues, among other things. He's more complex than just being reduced to the himbo stereotype (which he isn't even remotely close to), and Gabe plays a large part in that.
#percy jackson#pjo#sally jackson#percy jackson and the olympians#gabe ugliano#like both percy & sally are victims of abuse and yet still a large part of the fandom brushes over this 😭#like no percy would not like drinking alcohol or even smoking let alone being comfortable in those environments#he's not a himbo! stop calling him that!#pjo show crit#but in a way not really bc i think they just underutilized the opportunities they had#like to me personally i don't think sally would have acted that way & could still be flawed in the same breath#i think having gabe there might have made it no only more believable but also showcase how controlling he is#in this house we hate gabe ugalino!#also just to clarify this isn't me saying that gabe wasn't abusive in the show (he is) nor did i want him to be physical on screen about it#im just saying that there was an opportunity to add more especially the impact he has on percy within the show#some say the ares scene showed that & while i personally didn't see it that way it was a good start#but more could've been added especially in a fandom that only sees percy as this sarcastic & oblivious character l#again he's not just that! he is very complex and there are ways to show that!#pjo fics that accurately portray gabe's abuse & it's impact >>>#pjo fics that accurately portray percy >>>
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WAIT USHIJIMA WAKATOSHI AND AONE TAKANOBU SHARES THE SAME BIRTHDAY??? YOU’RE TELLING ME THOSE TWO BIG TEDDYBEAR??
please now i want to see their interaction so freaking bad. even if its just them sitting taking the largest spaces in silence as a whole conversation. just wanna see them in a room together.
#i love them himbo#big and large#ushijima wakatoshi#aone takanobu#haikyuu hcs#haikyuu#haikyuu fluff#haikyuu!!#teddy bear#ushijima hcs#aone fluff#haikyuu ushiwaka#anime
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Ursaluna Himbo
Slowbro may have brought the beachball, but Ursaluna was prepared with the food and beverages. To be fair, Slowbrow wasn't strong enough to carry a heavy keg AND all the foods the two packed for their beachside picnic. ~~~~~ Commission for Sealnard ~~~~~ Artwork (C) Me
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Derek Theler as Superman you’ll always be real in my heart
#I’m rewatching baby daddy#and GOD#Danny wheeler the ultimate Himbo#truly#him and Kronk are the EPITOME#of#himbo characters#Danny wheeler#Derek theler#and Looks wise he’s PERFECT for Superman#and Acting wise he would play a himbo Clark Kent SO WELL#Clark kent#Superman#Superman fancast#Like I’m not kidding when I say this man and Danny wheeler truly played a large part in my comp het#and that’s a COMPLIMENT#derek theler as Superman#Hollywood I beg of you#CW I’ll never forgive you for passing up this opportunity when you had it#cause i KNOW you had it when casting the Arrowverse Superman i just know it in my soul#baby daddy#Himbo Clark Kent
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Wordsmith haircut reveal!!!! Jsjsjjs
Who doesn't love a cringefail woman?
Wordsmith suffering while being pokes by hornet? Perfect
Wordsmith holding the hand of Hollow and wanting to go home? 👌
she's so lame and trying her best. and yeah! short hair lady :] probably will have grown out to her shoulders by time she actually shows anyone her face pff
she's going to be adopted by this family one day mark my words. in the far future past tumultuous waters and hours of me scrolling through a thesaurus for chapter titles. and taking a jackhammer to a wall of writer's block more than once
i want to draw her face so bad you have no idea. ive entertained the idea of her being a relative to another oc of mine simply bc of their similar appearances and general cringefail miserable living
both of them get taken in and pitied by rich immortals who sponsor their wellbeing. normal ass humans thrust into unfamiliar magical scenarios
#wordsmith is a sopping wet cat to me. spiritually. shes extremely capable but shes not going to be happy about it#michael is a himbo whos been drenched and left in the rain like a forgotten cardboard box he is exactly as pathetic as he appears#if they ARE related its probably cousins thrice removed or some such#since wordsmith has a decently large family#and was familiar with cousins aunts uncles etc#meanwhile michael is a very isolated man with just his aunt and adopted cousin#he cut off his mom for good reasons.#or maybe he's just part of that family that drifted away and no ones heard from in decades#michael and wordsmith point at each other like spiderman meme#im getting off track i think.#time for actual proper tags#hollow knight fanfic#hollow knight#hollow knight ocs#ask#hyaf#have you any faith?
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STORM OMG ARE U A SLIMAV TRUTHER 🧎♀️🧎♀️🧎♀️🧎♀️
OK LISTEN i read ONE (1) fic where slider calls mav babygirl and it was downhill from there
so to answer your question: yes.
#I HAVE A THING FOR HEIGHT DIFFERENCE SHIPS IDK#i also like slicemav but that’s neither here nor there#i just think big large himbo man and smaller himbo man ship is cute#they’re both feral in different ways and the chaos is beautiful#just chatting#not my art#lannisterdaddyissues
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i do not usually draw topless men, but when i do....
My life has led up to this point ...
#such a large himbo man#he got that tatoo while Jake was alive I want to see that reaction :')#adventure time#finn the human#finn mertens#fiona and cake#fiona campbell#simon petrikov#cake the cat#cover them up meme
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[Image ID: Sketches of Donatello from Rise of the TMNT. He is a medium green mutant turtle with purple elbow pads and fingerless gloves. He has a purple mask on as well as a purple shell cover with dome grey-purple rectangular markings on his shoulders. He wears grey goggles with one lens being short and red and the other being tall and blue. In the top image he is looking at an arm band with a small blue computer screen saying "According to my carefully hand-crafted algorithm based on flux-pulse principles and data hand collected by your's truly..." In the bottom image he is looking up at the camera in a haughty way and saying "I am the best turlte" with the 'am' underlined for emphasis. In the bottom right there is a red angry sketch of Raph's head shouting "Donny! Stop tryin to use math to prove your the best!" The backgorund is pale purple. /.End ID]
New obsession unlocked. I finally watched Rise after seeing all the bangin fanart. Yeah. I understand now. I never watched any of the other turtles stuff, so this is the only thing I have to go off. But dear lord the character designs are so fun and the action scenes and lighting slap real hard.
So who's your favorite turtle and why is it Donny?
#im kidding who is actually your favorite#i also love raf because large himbo#rise of the turtles#rise donnie#rise donatello#rise of the tmnt#whos your favorite#headcanon is that rise donny is aroace
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by jake o'donnell
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Happy New Year, Y’all! Let’s carry on trucking.
#I mean that in the Optimus Prime kind of way#Be large; Be kind; Be an occasional himbo#Lozz blah blah
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Feeling scared and misunderstood on the dash tonight (Steve is my 2nd fav character I’m sorry guys)
#look LOOK#is it largely the fanon interpretation of his character yes#am I projecting my parental issues onto him absolutely#is Joe Keery hot ofc (but that's not the main factor otherwise Max would be my fav like bffr)#BUT I LOVE THAT MAN SO MUCH OK HE'S MY FAVOURITE BI SAVIOUR COMPLEX HIMBO BUT ACTUALLY PRETTY EMOTIONALLY INTELLIGENT DISASTER#THERE WAS A GAS LEAK OR SOME SHIT LAST SEASON HE DIDN'T TALK TO NANCY LIKE THAT IDK WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT#AND YES I SHIP STEDDIE#THIS IS MY TRUTH#Also Stobin is probably my favourite friendship in the show too#lmao anyway I agree it can definitely be annoying how much of a fan favourite he is and how that can make the other characters overlooked#but he was literally designed to be that type of character it's not his fault fandoms have a type#and I am not immune to it#Lucas Mike and Jonathan are absolutely being robbed in the poll though#byler#<- target audience hi besties#stranger things#my post
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