#Lance Sweets Ik what you are

[the-river-rix]

The fact that Fisher blatantly flirts with Sweets and checks him out and tells him that he’s “looking right under his skirt” when he’s wearing nothing but a towel and Brennan and Booth use gender neutral language to refer to Sweets’s potential future partners “you’ll find your person they’ll be lucky to have you” in the same episode is very important to me

[fictionalmenaremytype]

SEASON FINALE BABY LETS GOOO!!!!!

(Percy jackson ep 8 spoilers)

I'm just gonna start by saying if Disney doesn't renue this for a second season they are stupid and will have missed out on a harry Potter level phenomenon.

- LUKE MONOLOGUE HOLYSHIT ITS GIVING GOOD KID REPRISE

- HE IS KIND OF TERRIFYING IN THAT SWORD SCENE THO

- Ares' cackle. I love him .

- Ares just threw him like hulk did loki

- annabeth having to hold Grover back is so important to me because he's wanting to help percy but Annabeth knows this fight is to the death and any interruption would just get Grover killed.

- Annabeth also knowing he needs to prove himself as the son of poseidon and discover who he is.

- "let's kick the son of poseidon into a puddle right near the sea" I now understand why Athena is battle strategy and Ares is just war.

- THAT TSUNAMI JUST PARTING FOR PERCT US ICONIC AND HE JUST RUNS AND SWOOPS AND CUTS ARES

- my only critique is that Percy never does any movements to show its his power (which ik this is accurate to the books) but it comes off a little like he's just calling on Poseidon to do stuff. I wished they had some sort of indicator that it was Percy like maybe a slight movement or having the water pull back from the puddle he fell in and into the sea.

- I did think the fight was a little quick tbh but it still worked.

- the way I screamed "close your eyes close your eyes close your eyes!" When he was about to show his true form.

- woooh Hades helm

- The cabin looks fuckung terrifying rn

- I haven't seen the end of credit scene yet but I'm predicting it's going to be Sally with Gabe's statue.

- Alecto just wanted to get tho boss his hat back!

- "please" "good luck on Olympus" I thought she was going to be nice but noooo she's still a bitch.

- Annabeth trying to stop Percy from going because they're friends now and she's worried for his safety. I love Leah she is AMAZING.

- "I'm done running from monsters" THAT LINE OMG THE WRITERS ROOM ATEEEE

- THE NECKLACE?? THE MUSIC?? "You're gonna need all the luck you can get." Is so sweet and so patronising she is perfect. Leah is Annabeth Chase she has cyclops powers and just embodies her!

- "how sure are we you couldn't explain everything in an email?" So relatable Grover so relatable.

- "I'm here to see Zeus." Lightning bolt on the table " I don't have an appointment"

- THIS SHOWS ART DEPARTMENT HOLY SHITT OLYMPUS IS STUNNING WTF

- it is so so obvious when you know abt Luke that yes trying to recruit Percy to his side.

- LUKE REALLY JUST SET ANNABETH UP TO BE THE TRAITOR THERE WHAT!

- can someone build this olympus on minecraft please I want to exploreee.

- zeus (rip Lance Reddick we miss you) just waiting on his throne is terrifying.

- The thrown room being in a thunder cloud has so much messaging behind it! It is pathetic fallacy at its finest.

- Zeus is scary. I don't like it. Literal goosebumps rn.

- "your family is a mess" you tell him Percy. Be his therapist

- WHEN HE TRIED TO STRIKE PERCY OH MY GOD POSEIDON SURRENDERING

- "your forbidden son who should've never been born" "the same as your thalia" Poseidon learnt some sass I see.

- THE GREEK IS INGENIOUS.

- "make sure I never see this one again." Well I hate to break it to you sir but you will...a lot

- "obedience doesn't come naturally to you does it?" "No...sir." "the sea does not like to be retrained." CAUSE THE SEA DOESNT LIKE TO BE RESTRAINEDDDDD

- Percy not immediately knowing Greek is such a slept upon lart of the books because they have lessons in it.

- Poseidons smile about Sally.

- "Ares is a moron." The only thing Poseidon and Athena agree on.

- Aww they finally had father son time. Its so emotional and beautiful and its made me emotional.

- the line of applause and I'm just looking for Travis and Connor.

- The hugging is a thing.

- "an accusation against clarisse." "Without proof" annabeth has a feeling!

- honestly adding Clarisse as a traitor and using that to get Percy and Luke alone makes more sense to me given that they know someone at camp stole the bolt.

- I think now is the time to say how Charlie is amazing for Luke he's so sinister when he wants to be l.

- luke making him go through the Prophecy before he reveals and percy slowly realising why Omg chills.

- the red lighting on Luke highlighting his scar.

- luke looking like he's about to cry

- "I didn't think you'd give them to Grover." "I'm here to recruit" AH

- BACKBITER CAN OPEN PORTALS NOW THIS IS A WHOLE NEW LEVEL OF OVER POWERED !!!!!

- LUKE AND PERCY FIGHT LUKE AND OERCY FIGHT.

- Is that a silhouette in the background???

- " I met your dad" THE ANGER OMG

- the fight with Ares being short is made up for by this fight. Under the fireworks? In the woods? It's stunning!!!!

- PERCYS APOLOGY OMG I FELT SO BAD FOR HIM HES SCARED AND CONFUSED AND STILL TRYING TO SEE THE BEST IN LUKE.

- YES ANNABETH. THROWING HER DAGGER AT LUKE?!? I HOPE THAT KNIFE BECAUSE PART OF ANNABETHS CHARACTER BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE SO COOL. I KNEW I SAW A SILHOUTTE

- " Annabeth?" " I heard everything" I KNEW SHE HAD HER SUSPICIONS

- " He can be very very persuasive" "I'm very very stubborn"

- MR D LOVE HIM

- "Percy? That's your name?"

- I was half expecting Dionysus to do an Oprah and say " you get out and you get out"

- Annabeth saying goodbye to Thalia is so sweet

- " and then sone place called Disney World?" She's never seen a movie she's going to be so confused. "Which kind of sounds like water land but with less trying to kill you" Yeah.

- the way he smiles at her is so cute.

- "wait did I read that wrong. What am I walking into. Is there something you're supposed to do there?" "Just be a kid"

- aww Grovers searcher licence is a flower

- "but no ones ever thought to check the seas!" Nice set up Disney I see you.

- "we meet back here next year." Well you will eventually.

- THE GROUP HUG (if we get up to season 5 I expect editors to make edits of them hugging at 16 to them hugging at 12)

- The cabin and Sally <3

- "what happened?" "It's a long story."

- WHAT JUST HAPPNED OMG ANOTHET DREAM OMG KRONOS I DONT LIKE THIS HES TOO CLOSE OMG GO AWAY DONT INVITE HIM IN HES LIKE A VAMPIRE. HES SCARY SCARY SCARY.

- "no kidding kiddo it's time to wake up." So cute.

- "grandpa." "Don't call him that."

- "Don't forget to tell your mom how much you love her today." "Kronos Lord of the titans said that?" The lying and secrets has begun

- NO GABE WOOH

- THE ENDING MONOLOGUE

- HOW MUCH DID WALKER SCOVELL GROW OVER FILMING HES SO TALL NEXT TO SALLY AND THE DOOR FRAME.

- Sally divorcing gabe is much much better than her just turning him to stone because it gives the message that she now recognises her son can look after himself and now she doesn't have to protect him anymore.

- GABE ASKING THE LAWYER HOW TO PICK A LOCK IS SO FUNNY

- I really like how it's his own hate for percy and everything percy has that gets him killed rather than straight up homicide. It really sets the idea that people like that will find their own downfall (which is ironic bc this trope is commonly used in ancient Greek tragedies)

season one of percy jackson is stunning. It's a masterpiece even with the changes and whilst there was definitely some timing issues and the cut to black became annoying, it was very, very good. If it is renewed for another season, it has a lot of potential, and I will be very excited to see how they adapt The Sea of Monsters for screen.

[gayferrari]

ik you did a ranking of Charles ships, what’s your ranking of ships for the other driver that you tag the most, seb?

*cracks knuckles*

Seb/Charles: amazing showstoping spectacular. the circle of life. kill your heroes. fuck that twink who reminds you of yourself. change each other forever

Seb/Mark: their rancid teammate drama to very friendly acquaintances arc is RIPE to be RPF'd

Seb/Nico: I think they should have a very cutely aggressive blonde german twink-off during Seb's RBR era + their cute moments of respect and warmth during the Silver War & Nico's pundit appearances are, in fact. CUTE. They should fuck nasty in their multimillion-dollar apartments talking about the environment

Seb/Lewis: They were so HOT and FUN but I'm not very compelled by their latter-stages era + the fanon version. I've said this before but if Seb had managed to win in 2017/2018 they would NOT have become as friendly. And it would be hotter to me personally

Seb/Michael: I am not immune to idol worship... it's gotta be a lil fucked up for me though 😇

Seb/Kimi: They're cute. They don't compel me in a RPF sense in the slightest, partly because we got so much from them irl but also because I truly can't see much sexual tension there

Seb/Mick: There's some good fic but it's a bit too sweet for how EYE like my mentor/mentee ships. I like it best when the shadow of Seb/Michael hangs over them and it's fucked up

Seb/Jenson: It's okay! They had some whorish moments together. The narrative doesn't compel me. There's some good fic

Seb/Fernando: the narrative COULD compel me but idk. I'm not super into it. I can believe they had hate sex during Fernando's Ferrari days OR right after when Seb swooped in and took his seat :3

Seb/Lance: can't see sexual tension but they had cute moments

Seb/Daniel: Daniel's admiration for Seb was cute but I'm not into it. There's a black hole in my mind where 2014 Seb should be which probably plays a part in it

[brasiliangp]

ik you're over the drugovich thing, but i just wanted to comment and i really like ur blog, and it's long sorry 🩷

as a brazilian i do tend to defend our drivers, but i grew up learning that enjoying f1 shouldn’t be taking you to madness or extreme anger/hate, my family was always very cold about separating the personal and professional life of the drivers, you can take as an example schumacher and senna (or any other sport really) said that, i'm really trying to be impartial!!

so do i like drugovich? yes. do i agree with throwing knifes at lance by tweets? no, for me this is stupid and it counts to everyone no matter if they're famous or not. do i think it's the end of the world and he deserves to be punished? definitely not, it's unprofessional but not catastrophic

the likes were a childish action, but you can understand his side at least a little. he is a good driver, with good results and it's trying to prove that he's there for the team, and he's still being tossed out for the guy that it's only driving bc his dad bought the team. and don't get me wrong, i'm not saying that lance is a monster and horrible person, i think exactly the opposite, he's a sweet guy but too inconsistent to stay in the category. if f1 played fair that seat would go for a future promise who could develop their skills (not necessarily felipe),but that's not how it works

and let's break into some of the arguments bc boy oh boy:

felipe would take fernando's seat - not even a single person who actually watches f1 believes in this bs, nando isn't going to be fired, he's not only better driver than lance or drugo (even when he's inconsistent!!) he has name and power. plus, do any of you really see him retraining this season?! the old man still can drive and is here to stay

what he did was horrible - no it wasn't face it, he is just not loved/known as much as the other drivers so you're not willing to forgive him blindly. those tweets weren't nice but lance already faced worst things including from reporters and the f1 fandom, bc i'm pretty sure that if i scroll down into the profile of each person who's accusing felipe at least 90% already threw rocks at lance for really stupid reasons (and the majority of them aren't old situations) so don't be a hypocrite

i never saw smt like this - yes u did, with the old and actual grid, including worst things counting with crimes!! but this is too long and i'm tired, so no list of names bc none of them are secrets. just don't play dumb about the topic, be fair. while you're killing drugo you're also laughing about crimes like they're nothing more than a silly joke

thank u for ur input and kind words <3

[noys-boise]

angelique

First impression: I'm not going to lie the first time i saw you mention her i was like "who the hell is that" but i like put it together

Impression now: icon. just. icon

Favorite moment: she has a lot of funny moments but i feel like I'd be lying if i said it wasn't fuckin perfect because. I'm soft for sweet moments like that

Idea for a story: for this i actually have one i would like to see what happened between her and Lance before the show like ik we have some information but i want to see more. they should make like a prequel musical about her and Lance

Unpopular opinion: she's perhaps the most underrated character in this already underrated show? that's not cool

Favorite relationship: her and Lance I'm still mad at you for not telling me about that (jk jk) it's so weirdly wholesomely cursed

Favorite headcanon: she knows Lance's accent is fake. he may try to hide it but she knows.

[violasgamingpalace]

My final party for fire emblem Engage- stats plus analysis

Insanely good- but sadly too good. I invested a lot into her because I knew she would be there the whole game and be a good use for it. But in the end I probably would have been better off giving those resources to someone else and making her the greatest utility character ever- after all the extra point of warp and byleth instruct is something only she can do. Still, it was fun as hell to have a ridiculous one-shotting Alear. Also why does her second sword come so late?

Incredible. Almost all of that is because corrin is really good, but he is the best user for her so it works fine. Once he got super high level Luna happens all the time too! Pretty nice setup for longbow dreadful auras and Covert Dragon-Veins

My beautiful wife, and also a really strong unit. Part of that is Wolf Knight being an incredible class, but she's also got great stats. Gave her the flame Lance for occasion magic damage but silver daggers and later Cinquedea ended up being more than enough

Pretty good! Single-minded, gasping Void, echo and Nova all work really well together, but even without that she isn't bad. Pretty much always had something good she could do

Took a long time to get going but once she did was incredible. I could tell she was strong but had no idea what to do with her until I finally did a reclass into Great Knight with Ike. Then she became a machine- over 80 percent critical rates against everything and defense high enough to never get hurt. Even magic wasn't a big concern. She covered entire halves of the map for me on maddening

Mediocre, but could double as a tank and kill weaker units so was glad to have him. Let him pick up Tomes so he could kill more

He's a dancer. Cool. Kinda funny how they also gave him chain guard and arts, which are both really good utility you almost never use because dancing utility is almost always better

He had bows which was cool, then I needed someone to use Micaiah around the time bows stopped being good. Anyone could warpskip but he had some bulk to occasionally take a hit

He was ok as a sage but I needed someone to take Roy so radiant bow it is! Kinda awful but funny crit every now and then.

The game takes it's sweet time giving you another Dragon. Veyle was good at killing things, and then I gave her draconic hex and byleth so she could be good at utility too

I fell in love with her early on and used her throughout the entire game. She would fluctuate between MVP for ability to dodge tank all the way to dead weight for having no bulk & no damage, but with Lucina she can poison with dual strikes and add an extra 90 to her avoid.

Goldmary had a funny gimmick, and the best stats out of the backup characters from the midgame so I used her. She never did TOO much, but brave assist/Dual Assist+ is a nice combo and with Marth and a Silver Blade she could lodestar rush problem enemies

The best staff bot, but that doesn't mean much. Every now and then another Staffer is good and she does also provide a nice AOE warp/rescue before doing the paralogues. Also, she was funny- worth a couple points

Worse gimmick than goldmary and worse stats, but I needed someone to replace saphir as a backup attacker so in he goes. He would be fine if I gave him some extra levels of course but I needed backup attacks more

[ikeromantic]

Hello!! Good day!!! im the one who request hc on how to boys ike vamp ( with theo, napoleon, comte, issac, mozart and arthur) or ike rev (with edgar, ray, lance, jonah, harr and sirius) react when they meet mc's parents and ask there daugther's hands to for marriage. if its ok? Sorry in advance if its handy a request and bad english.. thank u soooo much... ❤ 😶

This one took awhile! I hope it satisfies ^_^ Approx. 1600 words with the Ikevamp boys and how they react to meeting MC's parents/asking for her hand in marriage.

Theo

Theo glanced up as Arthur slid onto the bar stool beside him. “What?”

“Hey! Can’t a guy join his friend for an afternoon drink?” Arthur’s grin was wide and comically innocent. 

The ice in Theo’s eyes as he knocked back the rest of his whiskey was all the reply Doyle would get. Theo didn’t have the patience today to deal with jibes, good natured or otherwise. He motioned to the bartender for a refill.

“Not to be a buzzkill, old boy, but are you sure you should keep drinking? Aren’t you meeting with -”

“Shut up.” Theo spoke slowly, his voice flat and inflectionless. “Go away.” 

Arthur chuckled. “What a mood you’re in. Why . . . one might even mistake your churlishness for fear. Not me, of course. But someone could.”

Theo felt his teeth scrape as his jaw tightened. He didn’t need to justify himself. Not to Doyle. 

A few minutes of blessed silence passed when the bartender delivered their drinks. The whiskey burned down Theo’s throat and set coals ablaze in his belly. The familiar sensation didn’t come with the longed for release though. His shoulders were tense and his chest constricted. He sighed in defeat and stood. “Come on.”

Arthur got up and followed him out of the tavern. “If you’re wondering, they’re at the Louvre.”

“I know,” Theo straightened his shoulders. 

Arthur clapped him on the arm. “They’re going to adore you, old boy.”

Theo raised an eyebrow. 

“And if not, we’ll just throw Vincent at them and let him win them over with his innocent charm, right?” Arthur laughed. 

“Right.” Theo cracked his first smile of the night, some of his tension leaking out. “Move it, Doyle. We’re late.” 

His friend hurried after him, grinning. 

Napoleon

Napoleon wore a relaxed smile, confident his charm would win the day. He held his fiancée’s hand, sharing his certainty with her. Her fingers clutched his tightly. Across from them sat a forbidding man with an unreadable expression, and a woman with a strict face. 

If he had not known they were her mother and father, he never would have guessed. They had none of her sweetness, only a distant, hard affection that showed itself in the interrogation of their daughter. ‘How are you,’ they asked, before ‘Where have you been?’ and that was proof enough, even if there wasn’t the hint of a smile on either face.

They’d agreed not to mention time travel, or to say a word about who he really was. Meeting them like this, in a sidewalk cafe of modern day Paris, he understood why. There was no way her parents were fanciful enough to believe such a story, no matter how true it was.

After she introduced him and answered their rapid fire questions, both gazes turned to him. “It seems our daughter has grown close to you,” her father said, his eyebrow twitching slightly. “Thank you for keeping an eye on her for us.”

“You’re welcome, of course. It was nothing.” He squeezed her hand reassuringly beneath the table. “I look forward to caring for her for many years to come.”

The twitching eyebrow rose. “Unnecessary. We’ll be taking your leave this evening. It’s time for our little girl to come home.”

“Dad, No. I didn’t ask you to come see me so you could drag me back. I wanted you to meet Napoleone. Because I - I’m in love with him.”

Her mother shook her head, lips pressed together in a firm, thin line. “Of course you think that. Months of no real work, no responsibilities. Being romanced by some Frenchman. But my dear, you must come back to reality.”

“With all due respect, madame, your daughter has worked hard in her time here. And our relationship, though short, has been thoroughly tried. I love her.” He lifted his chin. “I would like to ask your blessing to marry her.”

“Why do you want to marry her? To what end?” Her father’s brows were lowered now, and he clenched his hand into a fist where it lay on the table.

Napoleon smiled and glanced at his beloved. His silly, precious nunuche. The woman that filled every day with her light. “It is my wish to love her alone, to make her happy, to do nothing which would contradict her wishes. This is my destiny and the meaning of my life.” 

Le Comte

“Monsieur, Mademoiselle, welcome!” Le Comte swept a polite bow as the curious couple passed the threshold. Their curious eyes took in the space, clearly overwhelmed. As well they should be.

The home and everything in it were purchased entirely for this meeting. Each detail calculated for impact, every impression accounted for. He would marry his cherie, and because it was important to her, he would have her parents’ approval. 

“Mom! Dad!” She hurried from the sitting room into the entrance hall and threw her arms around each of them. “I missed you so much!” 

They hugged her back, tears in their eyes. “We were so worried,” sighed her mother, voice thick with relief. 

She pulled them to the sitting room, apologies interspersed with an abridged narrative of her two months away from home. 

Le Comte followed, a wistful smile on his face. He could see his beauty reflected in the faces of her parents. Her father’s kind eyes and smiling mouth, her mother’s steely spirit and delicate brow. He felt almost as if he already knew them. 

They would say yes, he thought, and not because of his artful persuasion. They would let him marry their little girl because he brought her joy.

Isaac

“I don’t want to go.” Isaac knew he looked like a pouting child as he crossed his arms and sat back in his chair, but he didn’t care. 

“We can’t just leave my parents waiting for us at the cafe.” His fiancée sighed. Then she sat down across from him and leaned her head against the back of the chair.

He knew she was right, of course. They would have to go. It was just . . . in his mind’s eye, meeting her parents turned into a disaster in every instance he could imagine. He might say something that offended them. Or stumble over his words and sound like a fool. Or worse yet, find himself completely tongue-tied and unable to say a word, anything that might convince them to let him marry their daughter. Then what? 

“I . . . I don’t want to mess this up,” Isaac finally said, admitting to his worries aloud. “What if I say the wrong thing? Or nothing at all? Or what if I say all the right things and they don’t believe me?”

She tilted her head so that she could look him in the eye. “Do you think I will love you less if any of that happens?”

A slight flush rose in his cheeks as he shook his head. 

“Then the worst that could happen isn’t so bad, right?” She smiled. 

That smile reminded Isaac of all the stolen moments they’d shared. The quick kisses traded in passing. Little whispered promises. The long nights spent sweetly, mapping each others’ pleasures. All of that would still be there for them, no matter what happened today. “Alright. Let’s go then.”

Mozart

Mozart’s hand shook as he pulled his hair back into a queue. He examined his collar, the lay of his vest against his chest. He looked perfect. The exact image of a gentleman. Yet knowing that didn’t reassure him at all. 

“Your hair. It’s different.” Jean looked in on him, his one visible brow raised.

“Yes.” Mozart replied stiffly. 

Jean’s lips twitched into a small smile. “It looks very good.”

“Well . . . let’s go. They’re waiting.” He felt slightly better for the compliment but his nerves were still jangling, his shoulders tight. The only relief would be getting it over with.

The two men made their way to the parlor. At the door, Mozart paused. Jean set his hand on his shoulder, and together, they shared a breath. Then Mozart pushed the door open.

“Wolf!” His lover’s smile washed away his anxiety as the summer sun chased away the gloom of a storm. “This is my mother,” she gestured to a woman who’s resemblance to her was clear. “And my father.” The man stood and held out his hand.

Mozart took a breath and with a smile, introduced himself. He shook hands with the father of his beloved, and felt not a twinge of his usual disgust as that hand enveloped his own. Though they’d only just met, he felt connected to them. As if they were . . . family. 

Arthur

Arthur stubbed out the hand-rolled cigarette. He wasn’t normally a smoker, but he’d needed something - anything - to steady his nerves. To quiet the voice in the back of his mind that kept insisting he wasn’t good enough. It didn’t matter, he told himself, because she’d chosen him. She loved him. 

The balcony door swung open and Sebas poked his head out. “They’re waiting for you in the parlor, if you’re ready.” 

“Of course I’m ready.” He pushed off the rail. Arthur adjusted his jacket and ran a hand through his hair. “Nothing to it, right? Just going to tell the skirt’s parents I’m marrying her and that’s . . . that. Right?”

“Right,” Sebas nodded with the hint of a smile. “But maybe, don’t call her a skirt in there.”

“Yeah. Yes. Right.” He cleared his throat. “I don’t suppose we could knock back a drink or two first?”

“Not a good idea, sir.” Sebastian held the door as he came through it. 

Arthur nodded. “You’re right, old boy. Let’s just . . . get this over with.” He straightened his back and squared his shoulders like a man headed into battle.

[rocorambles]

Holy Fuck!! Haha I'm sorry, I'm not the anon who requested that possessive Atsumu hc, but I'm DYING to see a part 2 of that and can't help but pile on. Ik you're probably busy with kinktober planning but maybe you could put this on the backburner? I'm thinking Osamu somehow manages to get you alone, and shows you how good he can make you feel without hurting you like that, shows you what it's supposed to feel/be like. Then reader is questioning it all but obviously Atsumu is quick to figure out what Osamu did, so he sends the message home that you will always be his with some aggressive-jealous-possessive hate sex.

Poor Osamu. All he did was try to help, but he just made things so so so much worse for Atsumu’s poor darling

Warnings: Yandere, NSFW, Infidelity, Non-Con/Dub-Con, Choking/Abuse/Violence, Slight Watersports/Piss Play

You’re surprised that Osamu is always hanging around, always asking to catch up with you after the first time he meets you in Atsumu’s apartment. But what confuses you most is how...worried he always looks when he gazes at you, brows furrowing when he looks at the loving marks Atsumu had gifted you. And you wonder if you should ask him what’s bothering him. 

But with Atsumu always closely trailing along and breathing down both your necks, it’s hard to question him about it and you just shrug it off and giggle as Atsumu is even touchier than usual when you’re out and about with his twin, calloused hands almost never leaving your body, and you’re ignorant of the stare-off the twins have above your head as you lean into the familiar touch. 

However, Osamu has always been the more patient of the two and he doesn’t mind playing the long waiting game, seizing a rare opportunity when Atsumu is out of town for an away game and you’re at the apartment by yourself for the weekend, a busy work season keeping you close to the office and unable to join your boyfriend on his trip. He invites himself over under the guise of having some new recipes for you to test and the two of you genuinely enjoy the time together, chattering and laughing as you cook together. But there’s a tension in the air as the two of you quietly sit down to eat and just as you’re about to ask about the way his eyes linger on a particularly fresh mark on your throat, you gasp when Osamu hesitantly and gently reaches across the table to hold your hand, delicately tracing his thumb across your skin. 

“Love...love should be sweet, tender, and affectionate. It should never hurt.” 

You feel strange as his fingertips lightly brush over the finger shaped bruises on your wrist, unsure why your eyes are watering, why your bottom lip begins to quiver at his words. But when he tentatively walks over to you and crouches besides your seated figure, softly asking if he can show you how you should be treated, how you deserve to be treated, you shyly nod your head and let him lead you to your bedroom. And despite the pang of guilt you feel, knowing this is wrong, knowing that there would be hell to pay if Atsumu found out about this, you lose yourself in Osamu’s attentive motions, his soothing caresses, his kind words and praises. 

There are no bruises, no aches, no piercing teeth or nails, no degrading comments. And you feel only warm and sated when the two of you finally finish, a radiant smile on your face as you sink into Osamu’s embrace, wondering if this is really what love is supposed to feel like. 

But reality fully sinks in when you wake up the next morning and there’s a weight on your chest as guilt and doubt cruelly dig their claws into you. How could you cheat on Atsumu? Did you really love Atsumu? Did Atsumu even love you? Is there a future with Osamu? The questions eat you alive and Osamu parts ways before his brother returns home, kissing you once more and telling you he’d be waiting for you to make your decision, waiting with open arms if you decided to choose him. 

You try to act normal when your blonde lover enthusiastically bounds into your apartment, swinging you around in his arms and whining about how much he missed you while he was gone. And you think you’ve done a decent job maintaining your usual facade as Atsumu continues babbling on and on about the game, about his team. But when night comes, you freeze at the familiar dark glint in his eyes as he swiftly and forcefully carries you to your shared bedroom. 

Everything feels wrong and you wince as he treats you like a rag doll, like a piece of meat, his hands roughly gripping you, fingers digging painfully into your skin, teeth biting down too harshly. And you try to take it like you always do, obediently, quietly, submissively, silently telling yourself that this is just how Atsumu relays his love for you, that everyone has a different love language. But you can’t help but compare and when Atsumu bullies his way between your legs, your muscles screaming as he forces your thighs wide apart, you defy him for the first time, begging him to slow down, to be more gentle. 

He stares in shock, wondering where this sudden change of attitude is coming from, wondering what has you acting so strangely, but fury begins to kindle inside of him at the next words that escape your mouth as memories of a silver haired man who shares his face saying the same exact sentence play over and over again in his mind.

“Love should be sweet, tender, and affectionate. It shouldn’t hurt.” 

You recoil when the blonde man above you begins to loudly cackle, uncertainty and fear making you back up and inch away from your lover. But you scream when your legs are suddenly being hauled over broad shoulders, wailing and sobbing as Atsumu shoves his cock inside of you in one savage thrust, the new position making the tight fit even worse, a stabbing pain lancing through you as he folds you in half. 

“What else did ‘Samu teach you while I was gone? Did he give you some hands on lessons too?” 

He says it as a derisive joke, not believing for a second that you, his precious girl, would ever betray him like that, especially not with his own twin. But something cold jolts through him when he sees the guilt in your eyes, when you can’t even meet his gaze. And he knows. He knows. And you let out a blood curling shriek when a hand wraps around your throat, squeezing and squeezing until you really think this might be the end, your body convulsing and your hands clawing in a last frantic fight for your life. 

But just when the darkness begins to encroach on your vision, just when you’re ready to submit to eternal slumber, he suddenly lets go and you wonder if you’d have been better off dead as he fucks you with reckless abandon, anger, betrayal, and hurt fueling his intensity and you’re sure that it’s not just your own arousal lubricating each of his thrusts, a quick peek downwards confirming your suspicion as crimson liquid mixes in with the mess between your legs. 

It hurts. You’re scared. And your unconscious cries for Osamu to save you only make everything worse as Atsumu sees red. 

The details are hazy and you know you’re flitting in and out of consciousness, alternating between sobbing and just laying limply as you’re covered with cum, blood, maybe even piss. You’re unsure. Unsure of everything except pain and fear, blindly nodding your head when Atsumu growls at you, makes you promise that you’re his, only his, for the rest of your life, forever, until your body is six feet under the ground. 

And Atsumu smiles when he looks at your exhausted passed out body, satisfaction thrumming through his body as he pulls out the engagement ring he had been planning to surprise you with and slips it onto your finger. 

It’s “till death do us part” now and he has every intention of making sure you never forget it. 

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A request from @dragontamer75. I hope it scratches the itch, Sam.

TW: Brief descriptions of dead bodies

***

It was the sound of dripping water that woke him. His eyes opened slowly, painfully, but he blinked away the gritty feeling. How long had he been sitting there? Hours? Days? He was thirsty, he knew that much. He shifted on the spot, hissing through clenched teeth as the pain lanced through him. If he ever saw Ike again, he’d have to teach him to make sure he finished his opponent off. This was just cruel.

He reached up with shaky hands and began to unbuckle his pauldrons, then his faulds. He removed each piece, leaving him in only a sweat soaked gambeson, his trousers, and his boots. It felt wrong to be so unprotected, but he lacked the strength to bear it. He took his first deep breath and gagged at the sickly sweet smell of decay. He’d been there for at least a day. No doubt the Empress would be sending someone to clean up the mess eventually.

Zelgius grit his teeth and rose up onto his knees, pressing his hand to his side as it stretched and ached. He pulled his hand away and found it stained red. That he could move at all was a miracle. He needed to know--to see for himself--whether or not Sephiran, his light, lived. If he’d survived, then surely it wasn’t impossible.

Each step upwards was agony unlike any he’d ever known. He was no stranger to pain, but this felt as though he was just barely holding together. His breath was ragged, his brow drenched in sweat, his legs shook, but still he climbed. By the time he made it to the next floor, he was wheezing and all but crawling.

There, laying crumpled on the floor, was a lone figure. His white robes were stained a rusty color, and the smell of death permeated the air. He hobbled over and fell to his knees, turning the man’s face towards him. Milky, unseeing eyes looked back at him. He’d finally found peace, it seemed. Zelgius took a shaky breath and pressed his forehead to the cold, clammy one of his master, squeezing his eyes closed.

There was no reason for him to move on from here, his light had died. He was nothing but a relic of a bygone era, those that had won would shape a brighter future, he hoped. His mind turned to Micaiah, and hope bloomed in his chest. If she was alive and well, the people of Daein would prosper. They would prosper and eventually, he would fade away as a distant memory. A specter that only those who had reason to would remember. He was exactly where he belonged.

But… something in him wanted to live. He wanted to see the dawn of a new era, he wanted to see what those who had defeated them would do. It was wrong of him, but he wanted it.

Why must you mortals always make things so much more difficult on yourselves? If you want to live, then live.

He shook his head, certain that he was hearing things. Perhaps he was more dehydrated than he realized. He rubbed at his eyes and blinked several times, trying to clear his mind, but his thoughts were heavy with life. His body still hurt, but he felt as though he could carry on. His strength, though less than it should be, was returning to him.

“What would you have me do?” he asked, but Sephiran didn’t reply, of course.

He has no control over what you do. Only you can choose.

Now he was certain he was hallucinating. He chose to ignore it in favor of hauling himself to his feet. There was nothing to be gained from staying where he was. Soldiers would come to clean up the mess the battle had created, and he didn’t want to be there when they arrived. He wanted to be long gone. He wasn’t sure what they’d do to him, but he didn’t want to find out.

He leaned against the wall on his way down, watching his footing. The trip down was much faster than the trip up. He wasn’t nearly as winded. He limped his way through the wide chamber, stepping over bodies as he went, but a certain one stood out to him. He stopped beside Levail. It had been Captain Haar that struck him down. He remembered seeing the flash of an ax, hearing the screech of a wyvern. He remembered knowing he would never speak to Levail again. It was sad, really. Levail had so much promise, so much good in him. It was sad that he chose to follow him to his death.

Zelgius sighed and knelt down, arranging the man’s limbs so that he looked more comfortable, more restful. It was pointless, of course, there was no reason to do it, but it gave him some measure of comfort. He stood and admired his work for a moment.

“Rest easy, friend.”

With that, he quit stalling. There was no reason to linger any longer. He stepped outside and was greeted by the night sky. The moon was full, the stars twinkled perfectly above him. The air was fresh and crisp. He took a deep breath and let it out slowly, enjoying the way it ached. It told him he was alive. He smiled slightly and set his sights ahead. He knew where he would go. He wouldn’t be welcome or safe here in Begnion, but… perhaps by her side, he could be. Perhaps he could put his strength to use building something worthwhile. He wouldn’t know unless he tried.

***

Daein Keep rose high over him. He could see the guards standing watch and knew that he would have a time explaining why he was there, but he hoped that he could at least manage something passable. He’d been lying for years, why would he suddenly become bad at it now? He approached.

“State your name and your business,” the guard on the right said.

Zelgius wet his lips. Perhaps there was no need to lie, after all.

“My name is Zelgius. I come seeking an audience with Her Majesty.”

It felt odd to address her as such, but she had been crowned just a week ago.

The guards exchanged looks before one came closer, inspecting him.

“Her Majesty had said that she expected you. She gave us a question that only you would know the answer to. Who ambushed her in the forest?”

“It was General Jerod.”

He remembered that night well. The night they had met. He was surprised to see how he cherished it. It was the night he’d met someone who could understand him, even if she didn’t know it.

“Follow me, I’ll take you to her.”

Zelgius did as he was told and followed the guard closely, but not too closely. He led him down a winding corridor, up a flight of stairs, into the solar, and upwards still to a small alcove where Micaiah sat, a book in her hands. She looked at him without surprise, her lips curling into a warm, welcoming smile.

“Sir Knight. I’m glad you made it.”

“You were expecting me?”

Her smile grew.

“Yes. No doubt Lord Sephiran told you that I had certain gifts. Prescience has always been one of them. It’s served me well these past several years. At any rate, let’s get you taken care of. You look horrible.”

He chuffed a soft laugh, shaking his head. He was glad for her earnestness, if nothing else.

He followed her towards the bedchambers, surprised to find one already set up to receive him. It was well furnished in shades of plum and ivory. It smelled of cedar and citrus. The bed was inviting.

“I’ll leave you to get cleaned up, and then I want to tend your wounds. No doubt Ike roughed you up.”

She said it in a tone that suggested this displeased her. He didn’t say anything in response, he merely bowed slightly and made his way to the washroom, where a large clawfoot tub waited for him.

“Leave your clothes outside the door, I’ll have a servant come by and take them for laundering. As for replacements, you’ll find something suitable in the chest of drawers. I’ll be back soon.”

He did as he was told, and scrubbed himself clean, careful not to reopen his wounds. They had clotted well, but no doubt they’d bleed again if he tempted fate. He wasn’t eager for her to find him dead in the bathtub.

He toweled himself dry and found the change of clothes, slipping them on quickly. They were simple, a linen shirt and elkskin trousers, wool socks and his own boots--cleaned and polished--but it was more than he had expected. He sat on the edge of the plush bed and waited for her to return.

A knock on the door heralded her arrival. He opened the door for her and watched as she spread supplies out on the chest of drawers. Bandages, salves, cotton gauze. Nothing terribly invasive, but she was a skilled healer. He was in good hands.

“Take that shirt off and sit down.”

He hesitated. Though she had gifts, this was true, he doubted very much they told her things that very few knew. He chewed his lip. Surely he could share this with her. She was like him, after all. She too, a pariah, she too, hated by the wider populace. She, too, misunderstood.

“I’ve seen a shirtless man before, Sir Knight. There’s no need to protect my modesty.”

“Just Zelgius is fine…Your Majesty…”

“Just Micaiah. We’re well beyond such formalities now.”

He cleared his throat and leaned forward on his knees, trying to put his thoughts together.

“Lady Micaiah… there is something I must tell you, before you see it. I… I am Branded. I have hidden it for so long, but I wish for you to know this.”

She didn’t seem surprised, nor was she disgusted or angry. She looked… almost relieved. She knelt before him and took him by the hands before purposefully removing her right glove. There, emblazoned upon the back of her hand, was the brand, marking her as anathema.

“I always thought perhaps we were alike,” she said.

Zelgius hummed and gingerly shucked off his shirt, allowing her to poke and prod as she needed. He had known this about her from Sephiran, but still one can never be too careful when admitting such things.

“Ike really did rough you up. I’ll think to give him a piece of my mind when I see him next.”

“There’s no need.”

Truth be told, he’d rather Ike think he was dead. It was better that way.

Micaiah hummed and smeared some strong smelling ointment over the worst of his wounds and he bit back a hiss as it stung. She was being kind, there was no need to complain.

“This one truly needs stitches. I can do it.”

“I don’t wish to waste your time, I’m sure there’s much to be done.”

“It’s not wasting my time, Zelgius. I want to help you. So please, let me.”

He sighed, but didn’t argue. He just allowed her to work in peace, cooperating as she wrapped his bandages and smoothed salve over the smaller cuts and bruises. Once she was finished, he felt better, but not quite whole. Perhaps he never would again.

He watched as she readed a curved needle and some catgut thread, removing the lid from a jar that he knew held a numbing salve. She smeared it around the worst of his injuries--a deep gash on his side--and looked away as she leaned in to begin her work. He could feel the tug of the needle and thread, but there was no pain. Nothing he couldn’t handle, at least. Once she was finished, she bound the wound in bandages and tied it off with a tidy bow. He was as well off as he could be.

“You should rest now. I’ll have a servant bring you something to eat. We’ll talk more tomorrow, once you’ve slept.”

“I… thank you, My Lady. You’re too kind.”

She shook her head and reached out to brush a stray lock of hair behind his ear. Rather than making him recoil, the touch soothed him.

“Nonsense. It’s no less than you deserve, my friend. Rest well.”

He nodded and shrugged back into his shirt, his mind whirring in her absence. He was in no position to consider what all this meant, but he would be sure to ask her what she would need from him later, after he’d had some time to rest. Until then, he would simply allow himself the luxury of being alive, in spite of all odds.

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idk if someone has done this before and idc if I’m late to the party, I wanna explain the changes in voltron lion paladins. So ik that the creators just moved lance and Keith to different lions for drama but idc I want an actual reason so I’m making one.

Blues paladin requires compassion for the other pilots while reds paladin requires a dedication to the mission. It’s like blue cares about voltron being helped and red cares about voltron being able to help. They are opposites, like fire and ice, hence why they are compatible. (My sweet klance they ruined u)

Allura (who would later pilot the blue lion) had to learn to care about the paladins as people and not as soldiers. It took losing Shiro for her to recognise that. In losing Shiro, all the paladins lost their ability to make voltron helpful to the universe; voltron can’t help the universe if it is voltron that needs help. After trying to help the paladins, voltron became reliable, thus she learned that voltron is not just about sacrifice, it’s about family - which is why they are saving the universe, because people and aliens are losing those they love and care about.

Lance, at the beginning of the series, was very family-orientated, and cares a lot about his fellow paladins - his only human friends. He made lighthearted jokes and gave all voltron members a little bit of normalcy (or normal idiocy at least) so that they wouldn’t spiral. This made him suitable for the blue lion. Later, however, he started focussing more on the mission. When he told Keith to pilot the black lion, he put the mission above his family: he put the need for voltron to help the universe over keith, specifically, Keith’s mentality, as he was not mentally prepared for being the leader of the saviour of the universe. This made him suitable for the red lion.

Keith, at the beginning, was focussed on the task- the goal. He even yelled at Pidge for wanting to save her family over being a paladin. He valued the mission because that was what Shiro valued. Shiro, when he chose to accept the offer to go to kerberos, chose the mission over Keith and Adam, so Keith, with Shiro being the only one who ever cared for him, assumed that’s how important the mission is; that the mission is more important than even those you love. That was why he was the red paladin. The reason he was chosen for the black lion is cause Shiro was still part of the lion, and he wanted Keith to pilot it. Later Keith had to learn what it meant to lead voltron, hence why he was still the black paladin even after they got Shiro back.

We know what the yellow, green, red and black lion require from its paladins, but the blue one was never explicitly mentioned, and there are so many headcanons (WITH MERIT) that the blue lion is compassionate, family- and friend-orientated, and above all, emotional (and most of the time, in a positive way).

ALSO !! It annoys me when characters seem to change and shit happens for no reason, like ?? The way Allura, Lance and Keith changed when Shiro died explains (or at least, I hope it explains) why they moved to each lion.

[maximoff-pan]

hey! i’ve been following u for SO long, literally since i made my blog in 2017 and i realized i never told u just how much i absolutely adore u & it’s so so important to show ur fav authors how much u appreciate them.

it’s insane how much i love your stories and how often i come back to them. i remember following you because of ur ouat!peter pan fics (or the lance sweets fics, i can’t remember) but it seems like everytime i want to read for a new fandom, youve written a fic for it!

anyways, happy holidays and i just wanted to make sure u knew how much i (and so many others) love you and all your stories <3

Is this the most wonderful ask I have ever gotten? Most definitely. Most fucking definitely❗️❗️❗️

I can’t believe it’s been that long! I think I started this blog in 2016 or 2017 maybe, and it was just a place where I could be stupid and write out OUAT Peter Pan fanfics (even though I feel like looking back, I was so terrible at it), and then it became so much more. So the fact that you’ve stuck with me for this long, especially with how inconsistent I am with posting, absolutely blows my freaking mind! You’re a true trooper, oh my goodness!

My heart is smiling right now (ik that seems like a weird phrase), but that’s genuinely what it feels like! It’s the people like you that truly and wholeheartedly keep me writing. You’ve been here since the Peter Pan and Lance Sweets days, and you haven’t left and gotten sick of me???? How????

I can’t even begin to describe how much you sending this in means to me! It’s the best Christmas gift I could have received and I’m so grateful to you. I hope along the years my writing and my style has gotten better (please god I hope so), and that you’ll continue to stick around! I’m so happy, lucky, and grateful to have you here!

Happy Holidays to you! Much love, 🥰🥰🥰

[vestigiallegs]

And more specifics: 37 Sam, 22 Ike, 36 Ancha, 41 Mira, 14 Stranger, 1 Terry, 44 Chris

THIS IS A BIG ONE!!

37: Do people have justified grudges against your character?

Oh, certainly. Another way in which Sam is a Shrek recolor is that she is not merely unfairly maligned for circumstances out of her control, she also creates problems for herself and makes situations worse than they need to be.

There are a  few ways in which she contributes to this problem, in general:

1. If someone thinks she is scary and it annoys her enough she will lean into it, “for fun.”

2. She interprets a lot of conflict as fun and games because she is kind of a dick and she does just... enjoy fighting. Since she shrugs off this fighting as fun and games, she often misjudges how much her opponent might forgive because she’s using her own skewed metric as reference.

But those are general statements. You’re probably looking for specifics, and I’m afraid I must let you know I do not really have them at this time. Despite Sam having a variety pack of enemies, I’ve developed Sam’s relationships with the people SHE has grudges against (ie Lance, Page) more than I’ve developed the specifics for anyone who has a running grudge against HER. It’s more of a nebulous crowd of people whose toes she has trampled, some from her shitty younger days, some fresh new enemies...

(I do have one specific Person With A Justified Grudge On Sam that I keep contemplating but I’m not sure if he/she/they/??? will ever make it out of the development phase and become a real character/story element.)

22: What is the worst thing your character has ever done? 

My idea was that I was going to answer this disincluding things Isaac has done to himself because that’s a rock bottom that he keeps digging deeper, but even when he does bad stuff to other people it tends to be in tandem with bad things he is doing to himself...

Isaac has plenty capacity for being a dick, and spent a good portion of his life not considering other peoples’ feelings very hard. But, at the same time, he's naturally reserved and at the time where he was the most empathy deficit he also was in the habit of minding his own business. So he was more of a jerk in passing to people than out there doing real heinous shit...

I don’t want to say “cheating with Mira and everything that happened for years after is the worst thing he has ever done” because that feels like a cop out even if it’s probably technically true...

Lying to everyone with his “ah yeah, that’s me, Able-Bodied Man” LARP is bad but in the end he’s doing more damage to himself than anyone else with that one... not that the emotional damages it does to the people who care about him don’t matter because they do...

I guess he doesn’t have a whole lot of Big Worst Moments, just a long resume of being kind of a shithead, letting himself get worse by putting himself in the company of other shithead(s) and taking their shithead advice, and then course-correcting his behavior in a way that makes him also kind of a shithead in a different way.

36: Does anyone want to harm your character?

Oh, probably. Ancha is good at making enemies for a gentle pacifist.

In her youth, participating in politics games routinely earned her all manner of dangerous enemies. Of course, she’s long since outlived anyone who wanted to assassinate her, considering that she’s outlived politics and Atlantean society in general.

Considering there are other (undeveloped at this time) immortals out there, she probably still has SOME enemies...

At the very least, Lucas would probably take a shot at her if he thought he could get away with it!

41: Would your character want to have any children?

“No” with exceptions. Mira is not a nurturing person, nor does she particularly like children, and doesn’t put any value on ideas of “continuing the bloodline” or “making the next generation better” or anything like that. She doesn’t dream of having a family. She’s very much a career woman to the exclusion of other things in life. It’s an easy cut and dried “she shouldn’t raise children which is okay because she doesn’t want them anyway” situation until it isn’t.

You see, all logical reasoning points to “Mira doesn’t want and therefore wouldn’t have children,” but she’s also not immune to the allure of dramatic projections of the future. I could see her keeping an accidental pregnancy, or procreating on purpose if her partner framed it in a romantic, ego-buffing way.

The reality would remain unappealing to her though. Best case scenario she is one of those overbearing achievement hyper-focused parents who is extremely invested in and proud of their child’s talents and accomplishments but emotionally not there.

14: What is the cutest thing your character has ever done? 

You come to my own home and ask me to write a hit piece on my own character. How dare you.

I suppose Stranger’s #1 “cute” behavior is how they behave when they fail to find an excuse to hate someone or be rude to them. Stranger doesn’t need a big reason to dislike someone, and will often pick out little things to justify being a prickly son of a bitch. But there is a method to their misanthropy, a sort of equation/assessment they run in their head in order to determine that they are Right to be a bitter and rude in a given situation. Despite the fact that this assessment is extremely rigged, occasionally they run into someone they just cannot justify being an asshole to (example: Nikki).

When this happens, they have no choice but to try feign being normal despite the agony trying not to be a freak to people brings them. They make small talk like it’s actively killing them, hissed and grunted through gritted teeth.

It’s like aw. They’re trying. Not doing a good job, but trying.

1: What is your character's biggest fear? 

Terry doesn’t have a lot of big, conscious fears. If you asked him his biggest fear he’d probably say something like, Santa Claus, or a specific Five Nights At Freddy’s jumpscare, shit in that ballpark. He’s not terribly in touch with the concept of fear, same as he’s not super in touch with the concept of mortality.

He does worry about some things that are actually real, but not very deeply and not very often. None of those worries are centered on himself either, he’s confident that he can bounce back from anything and more or less sees himself as endlessly smart, talented, evasive of consequence, and unkillable. Instead he worries about things he knows to be more fragile than himself, like Nugget with her fragile avian bones and respiratory system, or Ike with his fragile human feelings.

44: What is your character proud of? 

Chris is not proud of much, and she undermines her few real accomplishments as incomplete or not counting. During her youth as an ELF WIZARD competing in the championship challenges, she was quite accomplished. She withdrew from the tournament, though, and never made it to her televised match. She’s got one of those “if you aren’t first you’re last” sort of attitudes, so as far as she’s concerned, it’s failure all the way down.

THAT SAID she can do a sweet kickflip. She’s proud of that. She has a SWEET GAMER COLLECTION of VIDEOGAME, and she’s proud of that. And she makes for a great, reliable mafia goon! She’s really proud of that one.

[i-write-shakespeare-not-disney]

IT'S HUMP DAYYYYYYY I have some spicy food just for you my dear: Body worship. 👀 specifically thighs bc ik that's your area of... Interest. So both of the boys are givers, this is 100% truth and we all know it, but I think that when it comes to loving Lance is especially a giver because he's over compensating a bit for what he thinks he doesn't deserve, which is chiefly the gorgeous boy he calls his. It takes some time but Keith eventually notices, and decides he needs some attention.. (1/?) 🌻

.. So one day they're getting into it, making out heavily in bed with hands caught up in each other's hair and bodies, dragging across the skin, as Lance moves to take over, to push Keith into the bed and give him some special attention instead Keith flips them with surprising strength, pinning Lance's hands over his head. He stares up at the other with wide, blue eyes like seas in themselves as Keith leaves generous kisses on his jaw and throat before slowly working his way lower, (2/?) 🌻 

Lower, lower, steadily lower, all the while pushing away Lance's clothes like they personally offended him and leaving him bare except for his boxers. He leaves tender, open mouthed kisses on his lower stomach, his tongue drawing across his hip bones as Lance's breath starts to rattle in his ribcage and Keith can feel it beneath his fingertips where he holds him tightly, keeping him still. Lance's fingers claw into Keith's hair with muted encouragement which is all Keith needs as he.. (3/?) 🌻

-presses his lips to the inside of Lance's thighs. Keith's hands slide down to Lance's hips, holding them firmly against the mattress as he wedges himself between his lover's legs and sinks his teeth into the tender inside of his thigh, reveling in the sudden jolt as Lance swallows a moan. He lavishes him in the attention he thinks he deserves but so rarely gets, kissing, biting, sucking on the beautiful expanses of dark skin until not an inch of it is spared of evidence of his mouth, (4/?) 🌻

And all the while Lance is drowning in the attention. He can't get enough of Keith's hands spread across his body like flowers seeking sunlight, his tongue like a seal to brand him with Keith's affection. Keith doesn't feel the need to move on from kissing that spot until he has Lance panting and begging for him to push him farther, to claim him and make him his. "Please, fuck, Keith, I can't take it anymore, please..!" Keith just chuckles as he slithers to get close to his panting lips (5/?) 🌻 

 And with a broad smirk that he seals into a burning kiss against Lance's pulse he whispers in his ear, "Anything for you." He bears his hips down on his with a rough grind, causing Lance to gasp immediately and desperately grab onto Keith like a lifeline, the rough friction turns desperate and borderline feral as Keith be-jewels rubies and amethysts upon his throat like a Pharaoh's necklace, bringing him to the edge until he breaks. And when he does, god is he beautiful, voice dripping-(6/7)🌻 

 -with ecstasy and  desperation. Keith brings him down with sweet caresses and kisses across his shoulders until he's recovered enough for him to push him again, as many times as he needs for Lance to know that he's loved. 🌻 (7/7) 

I bolded all the parts that made me lose my goddamn MINd

[alexeishostakoff]

What are your top 10 DC characters & why? Maybe favorite fcs/hcs for them too?

ok so! i did this in alphabetical order bc i just can't do them as favorites from one to ten

bruce wayne, aka the batman

why: im gonna be real with you, i ignore 95% of his canon bc my bruce isn't as much as a dick, go away. he's a really interesting, complicated character, and i like writing about his trauma and the different ways he copes with it bc they're all so fucked up. so fucked up. man needs a therapist

fc: david castañeda

hc: he's bi, but not out to Anyone At All bc it took him a long time to come to terms with it and it's very personal to him

bonus! what verse: comics

dinah lance, aka the black canary

why: i want to BE her. she's a badass with a big heart and honestly deserves the entire world. also im generally a fan of strong women who are soft and kind but also take no shit from anyone ever and WILL fuck you up if you mess with their family

fc: jurnee smollett-bell (im really excited to see her take on dinah!)

hc: she's in love w barbara gordon & also mentored stephanie brown you CANNOT take this from me

bonus! what verse: COMICS

donna troy, aka troia

why: im weak for strong women! she's interesting to me bc she's like diana but she doesn't seem to be as untouchable or perfect yknow? she's amazing but still very human n i love that

fc: madeleine madden, laura harrier, conor leslie

hc: diana was always a lovely, supportive mom/sister/whatever relationship they have in dcs current continuity (THEY NEED TO MAKE UP THEIR FUCKING MINDS), but sometimes donna struggles with living up to someone who was just so fucking perfect all the time, which is part of why she quit being wonder girl

bonus! what verse: the titans tv show,,ik it's incredibly edgy but i love it ok. ive also been looking into her comics

hank hall, aka hawk

why: look i. really did not like him at first and then we got to 'hank and dawn' and s2 and jesus CHRIST. JESUS CHRIST. his trauma is very compellingly written and he's like, a white man but with depth?? DEPTH????? his heart is in the right place and he's been through a lot and i love him

fc: alan ritchson

hc: he's been hit so hard so many times that he's starting to reach the point where he physically can't be a vigilante anymore

bonus! what verse: the titans tv show

harvey dent, aka two-face

why: he's actually got, like, a genuinely interesting backstory when it's written properly. and the idea of gotham's savior, "apollo," the perfect, beautiful, good guy becoming a villain is just. poetic cinema. i adore it. @dc hire me to write a two-face movie hes the only male batman rogue i want to see one for. riddler u can stay but you're on thin fucking ice

fc: riz ahmed, austin stowell (specifically his look as larry king in battle of the sexes)

hc: him and bruce are in love and it was soft and then sad and then sadder. it's practically canon leave me alone

bonus! what verse: comics

john constantine, occasionally aka the hellblazer

why: bastard man!!!! bastard!!!!! he's not your typical comics protagonist, & he's an antihero without just being like, a broody murderous dick? hes reflective and self centered but also like. funny. and relatable. and interesting. he fucks up and fails a lot and it's okay. he's the comics representation of the everyman and relies on his wits more than his power and his og comics are SO fucked up and have a lot of political commentary and i Love Them. also hes been canonically bi since the 90s so that's a bonus

fc: riz ahmed (listen,,,), matt ryan

hc: he lets people lie to him too often. he lets them say "i'll be okay, i know what i'm getting into," lets them love him even when he knows he shouldn't. he wants to love & be loved so badly that he always tricks himself into thinking that maybe this time it'll be different, maybe this time it'll end okay. it never does.

bonus! what verse: comics & legends of tomorrow & the constantine tv show

kendra saunders, aka hawkgirl

why: in season one she was very much like, seen as the storybook princess who was so perfect and sweet and needed to be saved, but then she said 'i can handle myself' and slayed her OWN dragon and goddammit it was beautiful

fc: ciara renee

hc: there are some days where she cannot get the feeling of vandal savage off of her skin and she scrubs her arms raw but she just feels his hands and it's a living nightmare for her

bonus! what verse: legends of tomorrow

leonard snart, aka captain cold

why: he's very cold and ruthless and calculating but he'd do anything for his sister and his friends and he cannot live with the thought of anyone controlling him. he makes his own fate, he has to, he has to be able to be more than what he was made to be. he became one of the good guys while still retaining his character and ice and danger and he is also Hilariously snarky at all times

fc: wentworth miller

hc: he's not dead he's just trapped in the time stream seeing thousands of possible futures for all of the people he cares about and not able to do anything about it and it it his own personal hell

bonus! what verse: cw's dctv, but i've been looking into his comics too

stephanie brown, aka the spoiler

why: god. GOD. steph refuses to let anyone define her or stop her from reaching her goals and she has been through so much and stays bright and kind as an act of defiance and she is so quiet and so strong that sometimes you can forget she is hurting but the shit she's been through has given her a steel core and god she just shines, she's so perfect

fc: sydney park

hc: im not sure if this is actually canon or just a frequently used hc but she's a pre-med student

bonus! what verse: comics

zari tomaz

why: snarky hacker babe!! she's been through a lot and isn't afraid to let herself be hurting and angry but at the same time she's so so good and has a kind heart and she's usually the voice of reason and im gay for her

fc: tala ashe

hc: she's a lesbian and still in love with amaya

bonus! what verse: legends of tomorrow

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Taking Stock of Units in Fire Emblem Heroes, Part 2

Next! Let’s take a look at the merged heroes I have and feel some sort of affinity for:

My 5*+10s:

Nowi (+Atk): She still puts in WORK. My first 5*+10 and she is an evergreen feature on any Grand Conquest teams, first runs of Lunatic maps, etc. She deserves a kit upgrade sometime soon, but somehow LB/Aether/SB/QR/Threaten Res/Distant Def still get the job done almost every time. Sothe (+Spd): Sothe is one of the first characters I ever really fell in love with from Radiant Dawn. He was an easy +10 decision. Again, I need to upgrade his kit soon, I have Broadleaf Dagger+ fodder....I just feel like I have to choose between him and Matthew, and I adore Matthew’s personality and I feel like I just need to bite the bullet and just raise both. Ross (+Spd): I literally yelped when he was released. Favorite character from the first game I actually beat (played FE7 first but beat it after beating SS). Every major decision in summoning since his release was clouded by “but I should still summon on Green for Ross merges.” But he’s done! This little dude runs so many builds and is also a main staple on teams. The Almosts (Most of these I actually have the resources to +10 but have been holding off because of a need to keep resources on hand to remain competitive):

Lyon, +7: My sweet boy. Major staple on most teams for a while before he just...couldn’t keep up. He needs a refine BADLY. Sophia literally takes him behind the woodshed and beats him within an inch of his life. We all know he likes it. He was the first person I sacked a Counter skill to. I love him and I want the best for him...but not until I know what his refine is.

Mordecai, +7 (+Atk): Another soft boy. Honestly, I merged him up because I had them available and got drunk while playing PoR. He functions very well at this merge level. I’ll get him up one day, but he really can’t be a focus right now, given he serves a very similar combat function to Nowi.

Shigure, +6 (+Atk): This is one of those scenarios where the voice actor really drew me to the character. Matt Mercer kills Shigure’s voice lines and also I got pitybroken by him a LOT. He’s got a pretty balanced stat-line, but performs better as a player phase duelist....except I want to eventually use Valter instead. That’s 99% the only reason I’ve held off, the other is having Harmonic Lance+ fodder just in case. I have the merges for Shigure, but I have a feeling this is as far as he goes.

Micaiah, +5 (+Atk): Best girl from RD (we all know this). Honestly, I haven’t ever sniped for merges on her, these are all organic, which is impressive. But she deserves the +10 and I think I would rank her pretty high in terms of trying to achieve that. Too bad I just missed several good opportunities to do so. This is why I should have done this a while ago.

Nino, +5 (+Spd): I have uncovered a not-so-secret trend. I have a major bias towards characters from Blazing Blade, Sacred Stones, Path of Radiance, Radiant Dawn and, to an extent, Awakening. These were the games I played growing up, so it makes sense that they stayed. ANYWAY. Nino, adorable and punches through everything. I find I don’t really have a ton of space for her on teams, though...she was easy to merge and offers no fodder. I have all the materials, but she’ll honestly have to wait, like Mordecai.

Now, I think I should list out every character with at least +1 merge, to sort through who should be a priority. So this will go in descending order:

Mia, +3 (+Res): One of the only speedy sword girls I actually give a shit about (unsurprisingly). I would love a +10 eventually. Masked Marth, +3: A product of a bygone age. I never spent any real fodder on her, so I’ll chalk this one up to *meh*. OG Eliwood, +3 (+Atk): I have all the resources to +10 him. He’s my favorite Lord. He’s incredible in combat. He has amazing Resplendent Art. Why the fuck have I not finished him. I’ve failed my boy. Forgive me Eliwood. He’s clearly a high level priority. What have I been doing. Astram, +2: He’s a strong unit and has a great niche but I just....don’t care about him. I built him for this week’s Arena needs. His cost is just way too high as a Grail unit. He’ll stay at +2 for now.    Joshua, +2: He was almost my first grail merge project and I...held off. Idk, his cost is so high. but I love his personality and he’s near the top of the grail pile that deserves a refine. I might wait until then?? Idk, I’m torn. I think he could put in good work if I took the time to kit him properly. I need to put more thought into him. Eldigan, +2 (+Def): Multiple pitybreakers that have been merged. Garbage. Next. Donnel, +2 (+Atk): Donnel’s another character I’ve always really liked, but held off, because my Blue Enemy Phase Infantry slot remains filled. His new refine gives him an interesting niche, but is he worth the resources? I have the merges and feathers, but I’m hesitant to pull the trigger. Hawkeye, +2 (+Def): Another random decision I made months and months ago for...no particular reason? He’s got a great refine, but there’s nothing he can do that Ross or Brave Ike can’t. Brave Ike, +2 (+Atk): Speaking of...amazing typing, amazing refine, I sacked my only Nailah to him in order to finally make it to T21 in AR. I have one more waiting in the wings, because I worry that I might need Steady Breath for someone in the future. But I think the ship has sailed on SB’s hey-day. An extra merge for survivability is likely better. Rath, +2 (+Spd): I love Rath so much. His personality, his art, all great. He got SHAFTED stat line wise but....we shall prevail. I have a +Atk waiting in the wings, but I think I’ll keep the +Spd. Speed is king and will remain king until something drastic changes in the meta. He could be +7 with the copies I have, so I’ll likely up his merges soon. Lissa, +2 (+Res): I love Lissa. She’s so cute and she was the first true defensive healer, and I LOVE healers...but she’s incredibly outclassed at this point. Resplendent Lissa when??? I don’t see this going forward without some kind of refine/Resplendent. Adult Tiki, +2 (+Atk): Tiki has the misfortune of just not appearing as fast as Nowi did in terms of merges. I don’t love all dragon teams, and Nowi has the better color. Plus her refine isn’t amazing. She’ll remain here for now. Y!Marth, +1 (+Atk): I am on the fence about whether I feel regret for not pulling more for Y!Marth. His weapon is so strong, he’s got great stats, and not great fodder. But I just couldn’t bring myself to do it. I decided +1 was better than trying for the +10 and getting mad when I spent money on orbs. But he puts in work. I love him as a unit. OG Alm, +1 (+HP): Funnily enough, as an almost day-one player, I didn’t pull an OG Alm until halfway through his availability as a Limited-Time Divine Code option. He was a free pull on some random banner and obviously got a merge afterwards. I like his character, but I don’t know if I will ever make an effort to +10. Saber, +1 (+Atk): One of my absolute favorite units. One of the characters I had Summoner Supported for a period of time. His refine is very interesting and allows for some really interesting builds. I might need to make more of an effort for him in the future. Ayra, +1 (+HP): I’ll be honest, I don’t love Ayra. I don’t like the speed arms race she kicked off, and I’m bummed I didn’t just use her as Swift Sparrow fodder. Whatever. Black Knight, +1: Big surprise here: I love the Black Knight. I think he still holds up as a viable option for Red Armors. His cost remains high as a Grail unit, but I think it might be worth it, given how many armor skills exist now. Elincia, +1 (+Atk): The trend continues: character from PoR and RD that I love. She’s got amazing player phase capabilities, and eventually she’d be a great +10. Lukas, +1 (+Atk): The OG physical tank. Great personality and solid niche, but I have others who do the same thing. Nephenee, +1 (+Spd): The Halberdier class in PoR still ranks as one of my all time favorite character ranks. Nephenee languished as -Spd for a long time before I snagged another merge. I love her character and need to prioritize her builds. I’d love for her to demote one day (lol), but she’ll go on the list of 5* exclusive merge desires. OG Azura, +1 (Neutral): I feel like OG Azura is still outclassed, even with her Resplendent stats. Although she has a strong niche as a triple Chill support unit. I need to actually build her and deploy her before I sink any real assets into her. Legendary Ephraim, +1 (+Res): I pulled Legendary Ephraim long before I ever pulled OG Ephraim. He finds use mostly as a Grand Conquests lead. Which makes me realize that I don’t have a ton of lance cavaliers....or really any that I would really love to build. I’ll look into this. Altena, +1 (+Def): I adore Altena. She’s one of those characters that FEH really introduced me to and I fell in love with her personality, and she’s got a great kit. I’d love for her to be 3*/4*, but I find myself thinking I should pull for Blue on random banners, just in case I pull extras. She’s a high priority merge project. Halloween Dorcas, +1: Another case of a strange decision made without any real thought. Especially since Hack-o’-Lantern+ is a solid axe to have in a unit’s back pocket. I’m suddenly mad at myself for doing this. Minerva, +1 (+Atk): You know, Minerva was the third 5* I ever pulled in this game, and I never really found a use for her somehow. I suppose I avoided flying units for a long time, just because they were always physical, and usually less useful than infantry or cavalry units (what a time). She’s merged because of a pity breaker. Young Minerva, +1: Ironic, I know. Y!Minerva is near the top of my list for Grail projects. She’ll likely get a +10 eventually, it’s hard to top the skills she has available. And I’m weirdly a sucker for tiny children who destroy enemies. I love this unit. Legendary Alm, +1 (+Def): My first pull of L!Alm was -Spd, which was a major fucking bummer. I ultimately decided I needed to fix that when I pulled one a while back, it was a good decision. I am never going to have the resources to pump more into him, though. So his base kit will do for now. Matthew, +1 (+Atk): Let’s talk briefly about how fucking bad Matthew’s attack stat is. At lvl 41 with a 14 mt dagger equipped and attack boon he has 43 attack. Literal garbage. His refine makes him useable and I want to +10 him so badly because I love his character, but again, it clashes directly with the Sothe I already built, who only loses out on the defense that Matthew’s packing. It’s hard to justify, ngl. Kagero, +1 (+Atk): I am only human. Every once in a while, I am susceptible to the pull of a waifu or two. Cool refine, solid niche, but hard to justify when I have characters that do the work better. Julia, +1 (+Def): Another character I didn’t have for literal years, and got in back to back banners long after she had a hey-day. Crystalelemental on Tumblr loves Julia and, honestly, that love kinda rubbed off. She doesn’t even have skills equipped, but I’ve been on the lookout for a way to deploy her. She’ll get a good kit eventually. Legendary Female Fallen Robin, +1 (+Spd): Describing some of these characters becomes a mouthful. Solid niche, and she got a merge because she kept pitybreaking me on the road to Bramimond. The rest were sacked for Res Smoke fodder. She’s useful from time to time, but not a favorite. Lethe, +1 (+Def): I always liked Mordecai more than Lethe, but she hits a lot of criteria for me. Her typing holds her back a little bit, though. I also don’t run all beast teams very often, and that’s where she really shines. It also doesn’t help that her first appearance was as -Atk. Sometimes heroes with bad IVs that you love kinda lose their luster, which is sad. Kaden, +1 (Neutral): Both times a pitybreaker. Great niche as a unit, sees plenty of use when I’m running Bonus Doubler shenanigans. Doesn’t see a ton of use outside of that.

Phew. That was a lot to write. If you read through that....I am deeply impressed. I think next is taking stock of what I actually want in terms of unit niches, and which ones would fill those roles that I could target. 

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Smash Bros Character: Mass Effect AU (Warning: Long)

I know N7 day has come and gone, but I really wanted to show this to you guys for a while now. I love Mass Effect, and I love the idea of my favorite Smashers being in it. 

If you have not played Mass Effect, I apologize, for you are about to be horribly confused.

Bayonetta: An Asari, but more than that she is an Ardat Yakshi who has found a way to control her powers and mate normally with other life-forms, but still has access to her mind-destroying powers. Her only real wish is to be left alone, but since Justicars continue to pursue her, she keeps moving. Despite her condition, she is, at heart, a kind soul.

Bowser: A Krogan warlord who has left his home with a collection of followers and colonized a new world. To subvert the Genophage he uses genetic engineering, creating a new generation of “Tank-Born” Krogan, including his own children. He is technically a fugitive from the Citadel Council, but they can never seem to keep him down for long. But now he has received an offer from a mysterious being called Ganondorf, one that seems too sweet to refuse.

Bowser Jr.: Bowser’s Tank-Born son, Bowser Jr feels like he has a lot to live up to. He and his siblings do their best to emulate their father and make himproud, embracing their heritage as Krogan despite being Tank-Born.

Captain Falcon: A former N7 Marine who quit the Corps to become a free-lance bounty hunter. He possess some Biotic ability, but relies mainly on his weaponry to get him out of trouble. He’s a modern day cowboy, zipping from System to System, hunting criminals and scum for money. Zaeed Masani himself declared him one of the few men he trusts.

Chrom: A human commander who’s name and leadership has garnered respect and admiration from the Alliance and Citadel forces. While he himself is a respectable fighter, he is a better commander than warrior. He has a daughter, but due to his promiscuous nature no one knows who the mother is.

Cloud: Cloud was an ordinary colony boy, albeit one born with Biotic abilities. Until his home colony was attacked by Cerberus. He and a few others were taken to the Teltin Cerberus facility and was experimented on horribly by Cerberus. He escaped during Subject Zero’s escape, but unlike her he was found by a passing Alliance patrol, led by one Commander Zack Fair. Now Cloud is a vigilante/mercenary has devoted himself to destroying Cerberus, and saving anyone they might make a victim.

Corrin: Corrin is a child of two worlds. They were raised by Asari Justicars to be a Huntress but she never lost contact with her native family and species. Corrin is now a candidate for the Specter Program, but now that they are on the Galactic Stage, they must start to question which world they belong to.

Daisy: An asari, unique in the fact that she has little to no Biotic power. She makes up for this by being an absolute beast of a soldier, trained in every weapon from pistols to the legendary M-20 Cain. Daisy is loyal to her asari people, particularly her cousin, but has her eye on a certain human officer.

Dark Pit: Dark Pit is a turian, a clone of the original. Despite his unorthodox birth, he is a fierce fighter and loyal, despite being a bit of a maverick. Assigned to the Asari Matriarch Palutena’s personal guard, Dark Pit is eager to shake the assumptions heaped upon him for being Pit’s clone.

Dark Samus: A creation of the Reapers, Dark Samus was created to mock the original and be her superior in every way. A barely sentient cyborg/clone, Dark Samus wants to be “alive” more than anything, and will do whatever it takes to make sure the Reapers succeed, for when they do they promised to grant her “life”.

Donkey Kong: Another Cerberus experiment gone wrong, Donkey Kong was the result of a Cerberus attempt to create Super Soldiers using animal DNA. DK was the most successful, but did not appreciate his confinement. So he busted out, leading a massive exodus of genetically engineered apes and monkeys, where they eventually found themselves on a planet to colonize. Little did they know, it was the home planet of the Yawhg...

Diddy Kong: DK’s adopted son and heir, Diddy is determined to live up to his foster dad’s legacy. Because his people are constantly at war with the Yawhg, Diddy has been forced to grow up quickly. His technical genius has been a boon to his people, leading to their salvation more than once.

Duck Hunt: A tame varren who made friends with a flying mutant pyjack.

Fox: Fox McCloud is a human Specter, and the current leader of the “Star Fox” team: an elite unit of soldiers put together by the Council with the express purpose of addressing and investigating the Reaper threat. Fox has made startling headway into the investigation, and dreads whatever else he might find.

Falco: A turian Specter, and Fox’s best friend/rival. Falco is a hot-headed bad-ass and a damn fine pilot, but his recklessness get him into trouble. However, unknown to anyone but Fox, Falco is the illegitimate son of Saren Atrerius, and will do almost anything to shake himself of his father’s dark legacy.

Ganondorf: No one is sure what Ganondorf once was. But what is known is that he is ancient. Older than human comprehension. He is, in fact, the last of the race that the Reapers originally were. His body has long since decayed, leaving only his mind electronically preserved. He was foound by Cerberus, and taken to a remote facility, where he reawakened and swiftly took over the facility. He has now constructed himself a new body. One made from the DNA of humans, krogan, turians, and asari, and reinforced with geth cybernetics. Now with Biotics unmatched and technical power unequaled, he will stop at nothing to achieve his aims. His goal? Take control of the reapers, and subsequently the whole Galaxy.

Greninja: A turian soldier, more than that, one trained in stealth and assassination. While originally loyal to the Hierarchy, Greninja has recently become disillusioned with the way things run, and has become more and more belligerent of orders. But soon, he may have to choose which side he falls on in what is to come.

The Ice Climbers: A pair of quarian twins who have taken to researching new worlds for the quarians to potentially settle. Their studies have found that colder climates would make a more suitable habitat for them, and have taken to studying the polar regions of planets. But their research has also dug up Reaper artifacts leading them to shift their focus away from colonization, to war.

Ike: The leader of the Alliance Corsair’s, a group of Alliance military ships that are technically off the books. Ike, is a second-generation Marine, but already his exploits have earned him respect and admiration from his fellow Corsairs and the Alliance military. Ike is strong-willed and a true champion of the people, hunting down any and all foes of the Alliance. But now he must turn his attention to the coming threat of the Reapers.

Incineroar: A mutate creature meant to fight for the Alliance, but escaped into the wild. He was eventually found and recruited by Pokemon Trainer.

Inkling: A child asari who has commandeered a vessel with their friends, looking for fun and adventure. They have been traveling the galaxy for a while, seeking new worlds and new adventures. But recent events are forcing them to take responsibility for their place in the Galaxy, and to answer the call of duty.

Isabelle: Isabelle is actually not military of any kind. She is a civilian, helping to oversee the construction of a new colony. It’s not her fault that it was on top of an ancient Reaper cache! Now she is forced to turn her colonists into a militia, to fight the coming onslaught.

Jigglypuff: A karaoke AI that gained sentience and fled in a robotic body. Now she’s a singer on Omega and is one of Aria T’Loak’s favorite members of her “court”.

Ken: One of two human Biotics raised by a turian martial artist to be warriors of and fighters. Ken is now a sport fighter, making hundreds of credits a night by winning matches. However, Ken’s sense of responsibility is strong, and the coming conflict will need his power.

King Dedede: A mysterious alien being from millions of years ago of incredible power and strength. However, his main goal seems to be to eat as much food as possible in the entire Galaxy. While he makes noise at being evil, he is really a big and friendly guy. However, he has great knowledge of the Reapers, and has sworn to help the Galaxy fight them. ...Right after lunch.

King K. Rool: A Yawhg who escaped the quarantine around his planet and now raises havoc as a pirate and crime lord with his Yawhg followers. K Rool is a creature of greed and cruelty, seeking as much pleasure and wealth as he can. However, Now that he has learned of DK’s presence on his home planet, he hunts him with a terrifying fervor. Too bad DK is usually too much for him too handle.

Kirby: One of King Dedede’s race, Kirby is an Elder Being of phenomenal cosmic power that may be able to save the galaxy from the reapers. Unfortunately he is also still a baby, and as such it is difficult to get him motivated.

Link: Link was a human raised by a turian exile who left the Hierarchy after his stalwart commitment to justice led him to mutiny during humanity’s “First Contact War”. Link was raised with that unbending commitment to justice in mind, and it shows. Trained to be the ultimate soldier, Link is now a galactic vigilante, fighting crime lords, slavers, and all manner of scum and villainy. He has even earned a moniker: The Star Knight. However, he refuses to be beholden to any government, since he believes them to be useless and inefficient. But lately his dreams have been dark. Terrible machines from the darkness. He must be ready.

Little Mac: Like Ken and Ryu, Little Mac is a free-lance fighter in the various galactic circuits. Or at least he was, until he was mutated by Eez-O. Now he is a super soldier, drafted by the alliance to help them fight the Reaper invasion. But little does Mac know, he is a secret Cerberus Project. And now they want their property back.

Lucario: Lucario is a powerful Biotic, and an experiment of Cerberus in combining human and asari DNA. As such, he also has unprecedented psychic abilities. Lucario, however, left Cerberus in a rather brutal fashion and carrying a jaded view of humans. This was changed, however, when he met Pokemon Trainer.

Lucas: Lucas is one of two human children who were given unprecedented Biotic powers when an asteroid from beyond the Galaxy landed in their colony. Now, struggling to control his new powers, Lucas finds himself at the center of a war he never wanted to be a part of. The Reaper War.

Lucina: The daughter of Commander Chrom, Lucina is a Staff Sargent int he Alliance Navy. She hopes to live up to her father’s legacy, but lately her days have been haunted by nightmares of the future. Visions of the extinction of the human race, begun by her father’s death. She must stop this from happening. It is the only way. 

Mario: Mario is a former human Specter, but retired due to his increasing age. He is now an Fleet Admiral, commanding the Alliance’s forces from his flagship “The Mushroom Pride”. It is also well known that he is in a relationship with the daughter of an asari Matriarch.

Luigi: Luigi is his brother, but simply in his shadow. Luigi, however, doesn’t mind much, as his duty is more important than any potential fame and glory. He is also in a relationship with Daisy.

Marth: A human General, Marth is a young but respected commander of men. He is a founding member of the Corsair’s, and willing to go to any length to fight for humanity. However, he now finds himself in a hopeless war against beings older and more terrible than any in this galaxy. He cannot win, unless he convinces the Elder Beings King Dedede and Kirby to help.

Mega Man: An illegally created AI battle robot, Mega Man has travelled the galaxy in search of purpose. He finally found one among the geth, who accepted him as one of their own. He is now an ambassador of sorts between the geth and the organic races.

Meta Knight: The third Elder Being to be awakened, Meta Knight was a military leader in his day, of a nation that spanned the galaxy. But now he must goad Kirby and King Dedede into action against the Reapers, for the sake of all organic life.

Mewtwo: An attempt at recreating an ancient race of psychic aliens by the asari that went horribly wrong. Mewtwo broke loose, and now searches for purpose among the stars. He has now found it on Rosalina’s home.

Mii Brawler / Mii Gunner / Mii Fighter: AI warriors created by Cerberus to fight for them.

Mr. Game & Watch: A primitive AI that just wants to help.

Ness: The other child who was made a super-Boiotic by the asteroid that hit their home planet, Ness is the more confident of the two. He is clear in his purpose. To help in the fight against the Reapers.

Captain Olimar: A quarian investigating new worlds for the quarians to settle, Olimar is a botanist and scientist who despises violence. But his discovery of a new planet and a new species under threat by the Reapers, Olimar must find his courage and fight for the future.

Pac-Man: A salarian STG commander who’s team has been investigating the Reaper threat. Their findings have been spine-chilling, and now they find themselves hunted by Reaper forces.

Palutena: An Asari Matriarch who believes int he Reaper threat and wishes to prepare for it. As such she is mustering as many ships and soldiers as she can and prepare the Galaxy for what is to come.

Peach: The daughter of an asari matriarch who, like Palutena, is trying to rouse the galaxy against the coming threat. Peach, however, is working with her lover, Admiral Mario, to rouse the people of the galaxy.

Pichu: An experiment by Cerberus to create a new for of electrical life form. It succeeded, and now Pichu is roaming free on a new world.

Pikachu: The same as Pichu but bigger.

Piranha Plant: A Thorian creeper that gained sentience. It now wanders the stars with Bowser, serving his new Master’s will.

Pit: A turian, the one from which Dark Pit was cloned. A gifted Biotic, Pit is the captain of Matriarch Palutena’s personal guard.

Pokemon Trainer (Charizard, Ivysaur and Squirtle): The Illusive Man’s child, Red is determined to rescue as many of their father’s twisted experiments as he can. The creatures he rescues share a powerful bond with them, and will fight and die for them.

R.O.B.: A geth unit who fights beside Mega Man and fights for the future of his people. He seeks the destruction of the Reapers and the death of the traitorous geth who follow them.

Robin: A powerful Biotic and one of Chrom’s crew, Robin is a brave and loyal person who whole-heartedly believes in their comander. Robin is more of a support fighter than a front lines sort of Biotic, but their abilities make them invaluable on the field.

Rosalina: An asari matriarch who leads a biotic compound for all races on a private space station called “Asgard”. Rosalina is one of the most powerful biotics in existence, and seeks to train others of every race to use their gifts for good. Her altruism extends even to the krogan and the vorcha, and has been a powerful voice behind the efforts to remove the genophage.

Roy: Roy is Marth’s right-hand man. he is a ferocious soldier and technical expert, and is another founding member of the Corsairs. He has been with Marth since the beginning.

Richter Belmont: A member of a military family, one specifically trained to hunt rogue Biotics. As such, Richter is naturally resistant to Biotic abilities and any damage they cause. A bit arrogant, Richter has a good heart that is too often ruled by his hot head.

Ridley: A monster. He was a Yawhg originally, but was captured and experimented on by Cerberus until he was a twisted shadow of what he once was. He now roams the stars as an emissary for Cerberus, hunting down potential experimental subjects. However, sometimes his Yawhg aggression comes out and he goes on rampages. As is what happened on colony V-R-19, where Samus’s parents dies.

Ryu: Ken’s adopted brother and rival, Ryu travels the galaxy seeking worthy foes and the answers to his past. However, he soon finds himself enrolled in the Reaper War.

Samus: When Ridley killed Samus’s parents she was found and raised by the most unlikely of foster family. A small group of Prothean survivors, preserved beneath her colony. Samus was enhanced with their DNA, and turned into an unstoppable tool of destruction and war. Samus is, however, ruled by her sense of duty and commitment to her cause. she prepares to face the ancient enemy of her adopted species, the Reapers.

Shulk: Shulks life was... ordinary. Until, of course, the Heretic Geth attacked his home. Ever since his people have been  at war, barely holding their own on their colony world, cut off from their native planet of Earth. However, Shulk has recently found something that may turn the tide. An ancient Reaper weapon. The Monado.

Simon Belmont: The patriarch of the Belmont family, a family that hunts rogue Biotics. A bit older and more jaded than Richter, but his heart is no less kind. He pursues his family’s ancient goal of hunting the ancient rogue Biotic: Dracula.

Solid Snake: A human and leading member of FOXHOUND, a Spec-Ops group founded for the express purpose of fighting Cerberus. But Snake is, in fact, a creation of Cerberus. Another of their experiments that has turned on his creators. snake is an old soul in a young body, having seen too much in too brief a time.

Sonic: A turian warrior, possessing an affinity for speed biotics that none others can match. Free-wheeling and fun-loving, Sonic is a maverick who just wants to help as many people as possible. He is also old friends with Admiral Mario.

Toon Link: Link’s clone, created by the Alliance in secret, hoping to recreate Link’s natural solder abilities. However, he ran from the Alliance and has joined a group of benevolent Pirates.

Villager: A powerful AI that seeks to fight the Reapers and gain true sentience and humanity.

Wario: A mindless and greedy thug of a krogan who works for Ganondorf for money. He does bot care that he is betraying he species.

Wii Fit Trainer: A civilian who has recently enlisted alongside Little Mac to fight the Reapers.

Wolf: A turian pirate and mercenary who works for both the Alliance and Ganondorf. While truly a mercenary, in his heart of hearts he has a kind heart when all the cards are down.

Yoshi: A friendly Tank-Born Krogan who fights beside Mario as his faithful friend and side-kick.

Young Link: Another clone of Link, this one created by Cerberus. But this one is still a child. He is being raised by Cerberus, but in secret his mind is being molded by ancient and powerful forces for one purpose: to end Ganondorf and the Reapers once and for all.

Zelda: Zelda is a pureblood daughter of two asari matriarchs, and her biotic power shows it. She also seems to possess budding psychic powers as she seems to possess a modicum of foresight. She now seeks Link, seeing him as the key to ending Ganondorf.