#LOVE THIS OMG

[heliinx]

[the-uraniumverse]

Sam and Noah cant do hw (real)

sorry for the shitty picture its midnight and i only have a lamp

them 🙏 their asses truly have zero clue ☹️

[dnpredacted]

saw one anon bring up face sitting and another bring up feminized phil… i am thinking about phil having prepped in the shower and putting on white panties with little hearts on them along with his precious baby angel shirt. dan waiting in bed, knowing phil had brought up wanting feminization earlier and lazily palming himself. phil coming into their bedroom to show dan his panties and dan can’t help himself, nearly fainting again as he gets up and pounces on phil and kissing him against a wall. dan grabbing phil’s ass over the panties, and phil’s giggling into dan’s mouth over how much this has turned him on. phil growing hard in his panties and pressing himself into dan when he feels dan’s spending too much time on kissing without taking things further. dan asking phil if his perfect pink pussy is wet enough for him yet, phil getting flushed and pressing his face into dan’s shoulder as he shakes his head no. dan pulling phil to their bed and laying on his back. phil thinking dan wants phil to ride him, so he gets on his knees over dan’s hips and reaches for the lube. dan taking phil’s hands and shaking his head, phil momentarily distraught and breaking out of his headspace to tell dan that he can’t take him dry. dan scooting his body down a little further and getting a couple of pillows to support his head and telling phil to sit on his face. phil showing some mild concern because the last time they did that dan strained his neck and it hurt for weeks. dan telling phil it was worth it and pulling his panties off one leg, still leaving them hanging on the other. phil tentatively turning around and moving to hover over dan’s face, muscles strained from trying to maintain the position. dan rubbing phil’s thigh and saying relax babygirl, are you going to deny a starving man? phil’s hole tensing at that, thigh muscles relaxing, and dan pulling phil’s ass to his face. dan licking over and sucking his rim in earnest, and phil’s curling in on himself a little bit as he pushes back against dan. dan kissing and licking into phil, and phil digging his nails into dan’s thighs. phil going to clumsily stroke dan as his head starts getting foggy, and dan pushing phil up for a moment to tell phil not to touch him, not yet, before going to town on his hole. the lower half of dan’s face is wet and his mouth is dry by the time phil’s begging for it. phil’s crying and pushing back a little too hard, digging his nails a little too deep, begging again and again for dan to give it to him. dan finally pushing phil away when he’s ready, and phil stumbling forward as he tries to regain his composure between sobs. dan sitting up with phil now in his lap, flipping them over so phil’s underneath him. dan kissing over the tear tracks on phil’s face and holding his hand while phil takes a moment to calm himself. dan hiking one of phil’s legs over his hip and lining himself up with phil’s hole, telling phil how wet he is. kissing and whining through tender sex, breathing against each others lips. dan rubbing his thumb over phil’s slit again and again as he gets close. phil ejaculating over dan’s fingers, coming with nothing more than a gasp. dan pushing a little harder and a little faster as he comes, forehead pressed against phil’s. using phil’s shirt and panties to clean up the mess afterwards and pulling phil close, playing with his blonde hair. phil ordering them dinner on his phone, opting for something filling and comforting like pasta for the two of them. cuddles and kisses and tenderness that last them through the night.

⭒

[trickarrows-bishop]

this is still such a funny confirmation of an actor's hc to me

BAHAHAH

[musette22]

Every time i see this account when i'm scrolling through tiktok, it just makes me think of Alpine and the boys: Travis & Sigrid. Imagine them cycling around Brooklyn with Al in a lil' basket! They'd be so proud of their fur baby and want to show her off all the time 💜

Oh my god! It's so them!!! I absolutely love this 🥰 Imagine everyone in Brooklyn knowing them as Alpine's dads 🥺 Like, everyone knows it's Captain America and Bucky Barnes and that's cool and all, but omg have you seen their CAT?? She's so flufffy and cute 🥺💕💕

[xephemerall]

Hi!! I'm a bit too anxious to txt you directly but i wanted to ask if there was a place were I could read your old GuzmaxReader fanfic? I read it years ago but always wanted to reread it again, It keeps popping into my head randomly ;3; It was such a lovely fic, I loved it sm!!!! I'd luv to draw fanart 4 uuu! I have trouble finding it again tho (sorry to bother u with this! Hope you have a nice day!! N thank youuu)

Hello!! That’s totally ok my anxiety rules my entire life so I get it :) it’s on AO3! I’ll add the link below- Still unfinished I’m so sorry - which is funny you mentioned it because I still have a google doc of the next chapter but I remember I was so stuck on it and frustrated I took a break and here we are ╥﹏╥ But I’m so happy you enjoyed it that much that you still think of it once in a while you literally made my whole day!!

[maudiemoods]

If life is a never ending loop of dirty dishes and laundry then that means life is a never ending loop of home cooked meals and comfy clean clothes

[atompalace-official]

….well, she’s got the spirit!

[doghowto]

Man unintentionally teaches his Corgi sign language! 😊 Follow me for more smart puppers!

[cowardlycowboys]

girl who needs to ask for reassurance would rather be stabbed than admit they have needs

GIRL GENDER FUNNY‼️ POST MADE BY MOST FEMININE HE/THEY SHUT UP‼️

[that-was-anticlimactic]

[ID: a digital full body drawing of Chuuya and Dazai from Bungou Stray Dogs. Chuuya is on the left and Dazai is on the right. they have switched outfits. Chuuya is wearing Dazai's typical outfit with his tan trench coat, white shirt, black vest, bolo tie, and white pants. Chuuya is wearing his choker and black gloves, still. he also did not give Dazai his hat. he is holding his hat in his left hand, holding it up near his head. his right hand is in the pocket of the trench coat. he is looking forward and smirking. Dazai is wearing Chuuya's typical outfit: the long, black coat, white dress shirt, brown vest, bolo tie, and dark pants. Dazai is wearing the coat off his shoulders instead of actually wearing it. he still has his bandages on. his right hand is in his pants pocket. his left leg is crossed over his right. he is looking forward and smiling. they appear to be leaning against a whiteish-grey wall. there is a hard wood floor beneath them. /End ID.]

Style swap !

[sunsestart]

What a familiar feeling...

I think he's starting to enjoy life on the surface

Perhaps he's not irreparable, he could even try to make new friends

[chloesimaginationthings]

The puppet definitely has favourites in FNAF

[stingray-art]

Black Whale, 12.5x12"

I tried quilting for the first time! It was super fun and I learned a lot. It's nowhere near perfect but I'm really proud of it!

Originally submitted for a mini event in @greedislandchallenge <3

[captkiddd]

YESYEYSYSYS

BRAIN CRACK I LOV ETHEM AUGHHHHH THEYRE SO COOOOOOOOOL RAHHH

cyborgs!!!!!!!!!

bonus bb and chopper -

[erabu-san]

Hug