#LOVE THIS OMG

[fanfics4allppl]

Someone help me, I can't figure them all out xD I'm guessing Jonny's the gambling addict, but then we have "adorable little war criminal" and "arospec hopeless romantic" for Marius and for TS, I think? And honestly it could be either way imo?

Also the "so stealthy they're a missing person" is totally Scuzz, right? xD

Welcome to the Mechanisms we've got:

Vampire mad scientist 

Bird mad scientist

Gambling addict

Sentient starship

Robotfucker Anastasia Bolshevik

Pyromaniacal crime boss

WWI veteran Hozier

The Library of Alexandria

Adorable little war criminal

Arospec hopeless romantic

False prophet

So stealthy they're a missing person

[world-of-wales]

Jack Schlossberg (JFK's Grandson & Ambassador Caroline Kennedy's son) has a portrait featuring The Prince and Princess of Wales from their 2017 photoshoot displayed in his home.

🎥 - Jack schlossberg via instagram

[the-uraniumverse]

Sam and Noah cant do hw (real)

sorry for the shitty picture its midnight and i only have a lamp

them 🙏 their asses truly have zero clue ☹️

[dnpredacted]

saw one anon bring up face sitting and another bring up feminized phil… i am thinking about phil having prepped in the shower and putting on white panties with little hearts on them along with his precious baby angel shirt. dan waiting in bed, knowing phil had brought up wanting feminization earlier and lazily palming himself. phil coming into their bedroom to show dan his panties and dan can’t help himself, nearly fainting again as he gets up and pounces on phil and kissing him against a wall. dan grabbing phil’s ass over the panties, and phil’s giggling into dan’s mouth over how much this has turned him on. phil growing hard in his panties and pressing himself into dan when he feels dan’s spending too much time on kissing without taking things further. dan asking phil if his perfect pink pussy is wet enough for him yet, phil getting flushed and pressing his face into dan’s shoulder as he shakes his head no. dan pulling phil to their bed and laying on his back. phil thinking dan wants phil to ride him, so he gets on his knees over dan’s hips and reaches for the lube. dan taking phil’s hands and shaking his head, phil momentarily distraught and breaking out of his headspace to tell dan that he can’t take him dry. dan scooting his body down a little further and getting a couple of pillows to support his head and telling phil to sit on his face. phil showing some mild concern because the last time they did that dan strained his neck and it hurt for weeks. dan telling phil it was worth it and pulling his panties off one leg, still leaving them hanging on the other. phil tentatively turning around and moving to hover over dan’s face, muscles strained from trying to maintain the position. dan rubbing phil’s thigh and saying relax babygirl, are you going to deny a starving man? phil’s hole tensing at that, thigh muscles relaxing, and dan pulling phil’s ass to his face. dan licking over and sucking his rim in earnest, and phil’s curling in on himself a little bit as he pushes back against dan. dan kissing and licking into phil, and phil digging his nails into dan’s thighs. phil going to clumsily stroke dan as his head starts getting foggy, and dan pushing phil up for a moment to tell phil not to touch him, not yet, before going to town on his hole. the lower half of dan’s face is wet and his mouth is dry by the time phil’s begging for it. phil’s crying and pushing back a little too hard, digging his nails a little too deep, begging again and again for dan to give it to him. dan finally pushing phil away when he’s ready, and phil stumbling forward as he tries to regain his composure between sobs. dan sitting up with phil now in his lap, flipping them over so phil’s underneath him. dan kissing over the tear tracks on phil’s face and holding his hand while phil takes a moment to calm himself. dan hiking one of phil’s legs over his hip and lining himself up with phil’s hole, telling phil how wet he is. kissing and whining through tender sex, breathing against each others lips. dan rubbing his thumb over phil’s slit again and again as he gets close. phil ejaculating over dan’s fingers, coming with nothing more than a gasp. dan pushing a little harder and a little faster as he comes, forehead pressed against phil’s. using phil’s shirt and panties to clean up the mess afterwards and pulling phil close, playing with his blonde hair. phil ordering them dinner on his phone, opting for something filling and comforting like pasta for the two of them. cuddles and kisses and tenderness that last them through the night.

⭒

[trickarrows-bishop]

this is still such a funny confirmation of an actor's hc to me

BAHAHAH

[maudiemoods]

If life is a never ending loop of dirty dishes and laundry then that means life is a never ending loop of home cooked meals and comfy clean clothes

[atompalace-official]

….well, she’s got the spirit!

[frostwnd]

Fearfully, March holds out a box of chocolates.

She knows it's been awhile since Stelle's last sweet, and while she's no animal, her appetite is vicious. Unforgiving.

"I promise: this box includes none of yucky the filled chocolate. And I have tons more where this came from! Just please leave my fingers in-tact."

(I'm sorry.)

When March approached, Stelle's head poked up over the view of her cell phone from where she was spread out on the parlour car couch. Seeing the girl had something, she stashed away her phone, lighting up when it was held out to her.

Chocolates? Stelle felt a bit bad that she hadn't gotten the crew anything yet- her funds had gone to gaming, so she had to wait for the prices to lower.

Of course, she wasn't going to admit that out loud.

"Here, say 'ahh'!" Stelle took one of the chocolates gingerly, and held it out to March. This should suffice for the moment, right? Right?

[doghowto]

Man unintentionally teaches his Corgi sign language! 😊 Follow me for more smart puppers!

[lesmiserablol]

tramell tillman is the kind of actor that you expect to look up and find years of theatre experience with at least half a dozen shakespeare credits to his name but then on the severance podcast he’s like “yeah i didn’t realize i wanted to be an actor until a few years ago 🤗” as if his role as milchick isn’t the craziest/coolest/scariest performance you’ve seen

[spiritual-turg]

She's literally SO gorgeous!!!!

OG by Joetastic!!!

[that-was-anticlimactic]

[ID: a digital full body drawing of Chuuya and Dazai from Bungou Stray Dogs. Chuuya is on the left and Dazai is on the right. they have switched outfits. Chuuya is wearing Dazai's typical outfit with his tan trench coat, white shirt, black vest, bolo tie, and white pants. Chuuya is wearing his choker and black gloves, still. he also did not give Dazai his hat. he is holding his hat in his left hand, holding it up near his head. his right hand is in the pocket of the trench coat. he is looking forward and smirking. Dazai is wearing Chuuya's typical outfit: the long, black coat, white dress shirt, brown vest, bolo tie, and dark pants. Dazai is wearing the coat off his shoulders instead of actually wearing it. he still has his bandages on. his right hand is in his pants pocket. his left leg is crossed over his right. he is looking forward and smiling. they appear to be leaning against a whiteish-grey wall. there is a hard wood floor beneath them. /End ID.]

Style swap !

[dimeadozencows]

My personal understanding of the situation

[life-on-our-planet]

Melanistic fallow deer filmed by Jakub Wencek in the forests of Barycz Valley.

©

[contemplatingsaudade]

Mama cow with her baby :3

[captkiddd]

YESYEYSYSYS

BRAIN CRACK I LOV ETHEM AUGHHHHH THEYRE SO COOOOOOOOOL RAHHH

cyborgs!!!!!!!!!

bonus bb and chopper -