One thing: it's the middle of winter, and Leo forgot to mention turtles go into brumation in the cold season.
*grabs you by the shoulders* Go read this. Go. It's a one shot. Leosagi. Cutest freaking dorks-in-love thing you'll read. TRUST ME. Go give the author all the love because they're INSANE and I'm YEETING THEM INTO THE SUN.
every time i remember i’ve seen fall out boy in tge flesh i combust like WHAT DO U MEANNN I’VE SEEN PATRICE DO THE DANCE DANCE HEART THING AND PLAY WHAT A CATCH DONNIE LIVEE
KSADHJKAGHAJKSDAHJSDKAD FUCKING FUCKING THE COSTUME DESIGNER FOR S2 OF MBAV, JOANNA SYROKOMLA. ALSO DID THE COSTUME DESING FOR FUCKING LITTLE ITALY!!!!
hawkkit and eaglekit are almost identical twins so of course i had to give them matching names. they're both brown marbled tabbies with short fur and yellow eyes. or eye, in hawkkit's case, since she actually has heterochromia :) one eye is gray
SURGERY WENT WELL apparently my appendix did rupture overnight so its hella good I got it checked out when I did😬 I just feel a lil bloated and like I got shanked but that's better than before🤘
Disney Villains receiving a Taste of their Own Medicine
Basically: Disney Villains getting challenged to deal with the same treatment they gave to the Protagonists. Like getting cursed to fall asleep until your true love kisses you, getting turned into a lama, or having your voice stolen from you, or getting locked in a tower...
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Evil Queen (Forced to wear rags and take care of 7 dwarves, then eating a poison apple): ... Hilda will set the dwarves cottage on fire. Then her clothes. Then possibly a few dwarves, too. This will not end well, just leave it, I beg of you.
Lady Tremaine (Forced to be a maid): Worst. maid. everrrrr. She keeps sitting down and petting Lucifer instead of doing chores and she refuses to even go into the kitchen XDD You ask her to do something, you know like her job, and she actually tells you- totally straight faced- to do it yourself.
Maleficent (Sleeping curse): No one better kiss her, that's for sure. I don't know how she will do it, but she will wake up out of spite and kill you with her bare hands. She did not ask for a wake up call, nor your gross mouth on hers Phil.
Mother Gothel (Getting locked away in a tower): Uhhh, no... this is not going to work for me, darling. *Stabs you*
Ursula (Getting her voice stolen): *Sitting there with her cheek in her hand, drumming fingers against her face, deeply unamused* Somewhere very close by, you can hear the unrestrained cackling of Morgana.
Yzma (Being transformed into a Lama): ... You just see a grotesquely ancient-looking lama throttling a poor Kronk with her hooves.