#LOSER BEHAVIOR

[tra-archive]

Dude why do you have me blocked on your main and yet you continue to reblog things from me? This isn’t the first time.

what? this woman didn’t get a breast reduction for her j cups in order to “feel more like a (cis) woman,” she did it because of extreme pain and difficulty????? have some respect good lordt this is not about you

[city-of-herongraystairs]

Bruce wtf you’re a grown ass man

[revvethasmythh]

it is a little funny that ludinus' grand plan at the solstice inadvertently released an enormous, ungodly creature right in the heart of where he needed to do some shit that is now actively killing his people. it is not lost on me how funny that actually is

[elohelaye]

Loser!Boyfriend(OC)

(I feel proud I made the banner by myself and redid my whole account >:3c) ---

ATTICUS WHO: ** still doesn't believe you like him, and gets incredibly insecure - "Say it. Say that you love me. Again. Again. Again." ** refuses to admit he's stealing your clothes - "Listen I have no idea how your underwear got in my closet. I don't! Stop looking at me like that! Yes that stain has always been there!" ** always insists you sit with him while he plays video games and is whiny if you're too far away - "Pleaaseee you're my lucky charm!! I need you here!!! I won't win if my lucky charm is more than 3 feet away!!!" ** will stay up for 24+ hours straight playing his video games, and will refuse to shower because doing so would "mess up his flow" - "No no you don't get it I'm in. the. zone. I can't stop now" - "I'll let you shower with me" - "I CAN STOP RIGHT NOW!!!" ** is your personal simp and would do anything for a taste of your affections - "I did good right??? I showered without a reminder- and I used soap! Aren't you proud??? A-aren't you gonna tell me how proud you are??? Please???" ** is just a loser who's so lovesick just for you <3

[thegayestdiaz]

i don’t mean to be one of those people that keep going on and on about what they hate but i literally cannot stop thinking about how buckt*mmy’s first date fills me with incandescent rage.

why did you, an older gay man that came out later in life and knows how homophobic people in your line of work can be, ask a newly-discovered technically-closeted bisexual man out on a date if you were going to treat him that way? like this guy has not come out to anyone, he’s on his first date with a guy in public and already tense, and then his best friend walks in and because he’s not ready to come out on the spot, he overcorrects and yeah it’s the most awkward thing ever but you already knew he was an awkward person? so why did you make a closet joke and them ditch him in the middle of the date with barely any explanation, leave him on the literal side of the road and then ghost him? and then he apparently has to apologise to you?

[lavendeerlesbian]

Reposting this since OP turned off reblogs.

[wishchip106]

how did Charles manage to fish this guy out of the ocean and STILL FUMBLE??

it doesn’t matter though because they keep getting back together 💔

[bananaballs21]

The reason why dream is using “Dective Dream” and using dramatic music to underline the issues that is happening because he wants to make it just this “quirky” or “silly” drama other than the actual serious situation happened.

[wowiezowiebaby]

She is literally such a loser i love her

Some fan art for @spitinsideme 's Comedy Horror Au !!

[suugarbabe]

You shouldn’t be around people like these.

if it’s not clear. you’re little 11-year old Draco in this scenario. which is fitting since you’re acting like a child.

[thesunfyre4446]

daemon telling b&c to go after aemond and kill jaehaerys only if they can't find him actually makes him even worse

because not only is this man a child murdered, a groomer, abuser and wife murdered - he's also a coward.

instead of challenging aemond to a fight \ dragonfight he sends assassins to murder him in his sleep. he tries to get rhaenys to come with him to KL because he's scared to face aemond alone.

after b&c, aemond's "my uncle is a challenge i welcome if he dares face me" line makes perfect sense.

[aintevenchillin]

That video of speed doing a backflip to impress his girlfriend but crashing into a table is lowkey Zaphod and Trillian

[clawsomebeats]

desperately fighting artblock rn

[flowerfoxboy]

Everyone wants a weirdo loser boyfriend until the weirdo loser boyfriend actually acts like a weirdo and a loser (me)

[elohelaye]

“He did WHAT???”

college au

(written for fem reader but can be interpreted as whatever)

Atticus thinks you can do better

A/N: SHOUTOUT TO MY FRIEND THAT FIXXED MY GRAMMAR ISSUES ILY -

Atticus has a knack for finding patterns. Specifically, patterns involving you. One of these involves you and your "boyfriend" (a title that Atticus continues to resent along with the man) where you would come home from a date, beaming from ear to ear, then after 18 hours you would be obsessively checking your phone for a notification. It seems your boyfriend has you wrapped around his finger, showering you with just enough love to keep you around before ghosting you for up to a week.

“He should have replied by now…” you bite your nails, looking anxiously at the screen of your phone while tapping idly. Though Atticus hated him, he also hates your worrying.

“Do you have his location?”

“No, we trust each other!”

“….Awfully convenient for him…” he mutters, his head resting on the table’s cool surface, matching your own displeasure

The phone buzzed, lifting only one of the two’s spirits…

he’s busy rn girlie attached: 2 images 1 videos

Immediately both went slack jawed. Atticus took initiative and threw the phone toward the couch, not wanting you to see the picture his eyes caught a glimpse at when grabbing the phone. “That’s disgusting!”

“Why would anyone do that???”

“How could he do that to you???”

Atticus kept spewing phrases of disbelief and hovering around you while you stood there in shock.

He’s busy.

He’s. Busy.

Your body felt like it wasn’t yours, a chill creeping in with the feeling of nausea as your tongue grew heavy.

How long had he been cheating?

Why had he cheated?

Was it something you did?

Something you didn’t?

Something you should’ve done?

Atticus is still going on and on “- and that’s why he was never good enough for you in the first place! Look at you! You’re so- so smart and amazing and perfect and he looks like he’s a rat on the subway! You should have a guy that cares for you and doesn’t take you for granted!” he sat your shell-shocked self down at your desk as you question everything that you believed your relationship was. “But why would he-?” you try to speak but Atticus quickly interrupt you by putting a finger on your lips.

“Shhhhh don’t speak. You’re going through a very difficult time right now. I’ll restore your honor, as your roommate.” He talks to you like you’re a scared animal. His eyes are shining with a certain mischievous glimmer. “He won’t even know what hit em…I’ve been watching tae kwon do videos on TikTok….it’ll be a flawless victory!” he takes his finger off your lips to show his stances and kicks.

“…..Atticus you’re gonna be pounded. He literally benches thrice your weight.”

“No! He won’t even get to lay a finger on me!” And with that, Atticus storms off to teach your ex a thing or two.

…He’s cooked. He knows he’s cooked. But his ego is too inflated with the thought of being your knight in shining armor.

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Atticus called you approximately 10 minutes after he “talked” with your ex. He was breathing heavily into the phones speaker and seemed to be running.

“BEFORE YOU SAY ANYTHING I WAS ABLE TO MAKE HIM BLEED- CAN YOU- CAN YOU UH- HE’S FAST- DAMN- CAN YOU OPEN THE DOOR???” Atticus pleads, sounding increasingly more scared with every word. You jump off your bed and open the door just in time for Atticus to run in and slam the door, heaving. Looking through the peephole, you see your angry bull of an ex with a bloody nose and bruised temple. He pounds the door in anger before storming away. Atticus is still wheezing on the floor, and you get a look at him. He has bruises all over his face, his lips are bleeding, and he’s hunched over grimacing.

You sit down in front of him, his watery eyes tugging at your heartstrings. “….Did your arm always bend like that?” You reach out to touch it but hesitate, not wanting to hurt him more.

Atticus lifted his arm and it dangled unnaturally “No, but at least I can’t feel it.” He tried to move it a bit before wincing.

“…..We’re getting you to the ER”

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bonus!!!!

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lol this was silly and fun

[goddesspeach01]

Beg all you want but you won’t get me without paying up 💸