#LOOK AT THEMMM AWWW

[justarandomrat]

I drew my favorite panel because I couldn't get it out of my head.

[twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat]

satosugu get into very tense debates about what kind of animal you’re most like btw

[moomoorare]

NEW WOLVES NEW WOLVES !!

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[maplesyrupsainz]

˖⁺｡˚⋆˙days like these | DR3˖⁺｡˚⋆˙

pairing: daniel ricciardo x y/n reader (she/her)

genre: social media au, established relationship

warnings: random fluffy shite

summary: in which you're so active on social media and your fans eat it up

a/n: kind of the daniel version of This Fic i made from a lando request !!!

fc: various brunette girls from pinterest

my masterlist

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maxverstappen1 neither of you are my favourites

yourusername you stink + no one asked + ratio + my bf is hotter than urs

maxverstappen1 what are you saying to me right now

yourusername you heard me

danielricciardo hahahahah

maxverstappen1 daniel tell your girlfriend to leave me alone please

yourusername this is literally my post

user3 y/n is the funniest & best wag tbh she's literally right she is our fav

user4 im in love with u

danielricciardo wow you are gorgeous and amazing

yourusername i know right

user5 i love them so bad

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yourusername what is wrong with you

danielricciardo huh??

yourusername WHY WOULD YOU POST THESE UGLY ASS PICS OF ME

danielricciardo wtf you literally look hot as hell

maxverstappen1 😂😂😂

yourusername i know you aint laughing at me sloth verstappen

maxverstappen1 🤐🤐🤐

user9 how can someone still look this hot whilst eating

user10 omg i love her

user11 now this is why she's everyone's fav wag

user12 reason 10292 more like

francisca.cgomes how did you bag such a hottie

danielricciardo ask myself this everyday

yourusername OMG KIKA im blushing

danielricciardo wow she doesnt care when i compliment her

francisca.cgomes what can i say 🤷‍♀️

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pierregasly ???

yourusername and what do u want

pierregasly my girlfriend back?

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francisca.cgomes the girls are fighting over mee

user16 I LOVE THEMMM OMG

user17 wag besties 🥹

francisca.cgomes i love u

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danielricciardo so this is why u didnt text me back today

yourusername I DROPPED MY PHONE IN THE SEA OK

maxverstappen1 😂😂😂

yourusername next time i see u it's on site

maxverstappen1 😰

user18 hahaha max never says a word and still gets roasted

maxverstappen1

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user19 IS THAT DANIEL & Y/N IN THE LAST SLIDE

user20 LOL more comments about y/n than max himself

kellypiquet ❤️❤️

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user29 Y/N Y/N Y/N Y/N ‼️

yourusername obsessed with my man much

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danielricciardo be nice y/n

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user30 i cant tell if y/n actually has real beef with max or not 😭😭

user31 surely not hahah she's literally in his photo dump

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user35 bet he's sucking up to her

user36 awww the flower in the plastic cup

user37 the bows on the uggs she's just a girl fr

yourusername i havent forgotten what you said daniel

danielricciardo im sorry for calling you unemployed even though you are

yourusername right.

maxverstappen1 a taste of your own medicine for once

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yourusername i saw that maxverstappen1

maxverstappen1 saw what

user37 boooo we want y/n & daniel fluff

danielricciardo she wont love me anymore

user38 get her some flowers or something daniel

user39 yea man up

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danielricciardo give the people what they want

yourusername fine i forgive u. and i love u

danielricciardo ! i love you so much

user40 and the crowd goes wild!!!

THE END ❤️

[ruzqtx]

i know i am SOOO freaking late but lOOK AT RHE FESTIVE GUYS 🙏🙏🎄🎄they’re so merry ugh

travis and bowie giving “TAKE THE PICTURE” “WHERE ARE WE LOOKING—“

my boys won’t stop fighting 😓😓😔 and of course crockett n seguin are like “😅☺️” i love the lil rose cheeks on crockett too awww

have a holly jolly Christmas

From the Alamo defenders 😛

[harunayuuka2060]

MC: *who's turned into a toddler*

Satan: ...

Sitri: ...

Paimon and Leraye: ...

Satan: You all step back! No one's touching the child of Solomon!

Paimon: Awww~ But Your Majesty Satannn~ I want to poke those cute, chubby cheeks and hug themmm~

Leraye: Please, Your Majesty Satan! I'll be fine if I could just hold their hand!

Sitri: I won't allow any of you to touch Solomon-

MC: *has approached Sitri and looks at him*

MC: ...

Sitri: ...

MC: *raised their little arms* Up!

Sitri: S-Solomon, do you want me to carry you? *gets kicked by Satan*

Satan: I said no one's touching them! *snatches them off the ground then leaves*

Paimon: Are you okay, Sitriii~?

Leraye: It seems MC turning into a child has made His Majesty Satan even more protective.

Sitri: ...

Sitri: I need to buy milk.

Paimon and Leraye: ???

[atticsandwichclub]

WHB Paimon

PB isn't that descriptive with H scenes so i wrote this :) plus Paimon's h scene is my favorite

mdni

reader is fem

1740 words

Paimon covered your eyes and clicked his fingers. 

“Right, open your eyes noww” 

“Where?”

You and Paimon were standing alone in a “room of mirrors” where not only the walls but even the ceiling was covered in big and small mirrors. Mirrors reflected one another, and your reflection filled the entire room. Maybe because it wasn’t a space that Satan made, but you were not naked this time.

“Awww, your surpised face looks so cute toooo”, Paimon smiled, as he raised your chin up while he stood behind you. You could see Paimon’s pretty face from various angles thanks to the numerous mirrors. 

“I prepared this space so I can call friends I like one day and play with themmm. And I’m so happy that I can finally invite youuu”

Paimon slid his hand down from your chin then continued down slipping his hands under your shirt to squeeze your breast. His breath tickled your skin as he kissed and sucked your neck. Both of his arms went to wrap around your waist as he pressed his hardened dick that was straining against his cute frilly shorts, onto your ass. As you looked up into the ceiling to floor mirror in front of you two, you saw Paimon with his flushed face watching you as he began rocking into you. While he still had you in his arms, you couldn’t help but notice how hard his arms actually are. His arms with sleeves on looked skinny but as he’s hugging you from behind like this, he was definitely muscular under that shirt. You let out a soft moan as he tightened his grip on your waist and rolled his hips harder into you. Paimon, who was looking into your eyes through the mirror, whispered in your ear and said, 

“Now that I have you in front of a mirror like this, you really look like a dollll”.

Paimon removed his arms from around your waist to lift your shirt up and over your chest, so you lifted your arms so he could take the shirt off of you. He then took his own shirt off and like you imagined, he is indeed well built. 

“Do you want to play dress up? It’s my favoritee”. 

THUMP THUMP THUMP

Your heart started racing in anticipation as you thought about what Paimon was about to do to you in this strange room full of mirrors. 

“Looks like you’re the one who should take these off fiiirsstt”, Paimon giggled and placed his hand on the buckle of your pants. 

He glued himself behind you and moved as though he was taking off his own pants. There was a click, and the buckle came undone. You stepped out of your pants and Paimon threw them somewhere across the room.

“What luck, I got my nails done. Mc, tell me what it’s likeee”. 

As Paimon began breathing more roughly behind your neck, he took his hand in front of you and placed it between your legs. Now that you were left in only your panties, you could feel his hardened dick pressing into you better than before. You were so wet that your panties were damp. The numerous mirrors in the room captured Paimon’s pretty and long fingers rubbing your clothed pussy. He moved his other hand to hold you by the chin so you couldn’t look away from the mirror. 

“I always thought that I wanted to be reflected in this mirror with a pretty girl like youuu. I can see that cute face you’re making everywhere I loook”. 

Paimon’s pretty voice tickled your ears as he said words that made your face heat up in embarrassment. Each time your eyes looked in one of the mirrors in the room, his eyes followed. 

“I like pretty thiinggss. I love seeing something pretty make pretty sounds with a pretty faceee” 

“And appreciating that from multiple angles at onceee…! Is the bessstt!” 

Excited, Paimon whipped your soaked panties down. His long, pretty fingers rubbed and slipped through your soaked folds and clit. After listening to your soft whimpering and squelching from below, he pulled his hand away with your pussy leaving strings of wetness on his fingers. In the mirror in front of you, you watched him pull his hand to his face and stick his pink tongue out to clean his fingers of your essence. He didn’t once break eye contact with you as he did so either. 

Paimon’s hands went to pull his shorts and garter belt down. In a mirror across the room, you could see his full length as he slipped its head between your thighs. Then, Paimon rubbed himself back and forth between your wet folds while holding your waist with one arm. His other hand went back to holding your chin in place to make you watch you two’s reflection in the mirror in front of you. You could hear his quiet moaning in your ear as he coated his dick in your slick. Each time you couldn’t hide how aroused you looked, Paimon’s firm thighs squirmed. 

“MC, you’re so pretttyy. Your eyes are glued to the mirror even though you look embarrassed if anyone saw yoouu”.

Even if Paimon’s hold on your chin wasn’t forcing you to look at yourself in the mirror, you still wouldn’t look away. Having sex in front of a huge mirror like this was so lewd. It was a fantasy of yours from the porn you’d watch. 

“Hm, I did feel that you were quite different from the other humans in the human world. But to think that you were such a devilish humannn”. 

Paimon sped up his pace and rocked into you more fervently, making the squelching sounds from below even louder than before. The contrast between how feminine and beautiful Paimon looked, and the deep growling in your ear was exciting you. 

“Place your hands on the walll”, he ordered you in a sweet tone. 

You placed your hands on the wall and slightly arched your ass out for him. 

“Aah”, he hummed delightedly, seeing you being obedient to him. His gentle actions and words had the power to make others do as he said without protest. Paimon leaned in to kiss your neck, as though praising you, then gently pushed himself into you. He moved his hands up to unhook your bra so he could grip the bare skin of your breast. 

“Loook. You’ll become even prettier. You areee”, Paimon smiled as he rolled his hips into you. He made sure to dig himself deep into you, so you could feel every inch of his dick inside of you, stretching you out. 

 One of his hands stayed on your breast and the other traveled below to rub your clit, making you clench around him. 

“Ha…ha…ha”, he panted. The feeling of your tight, sopping wet pussy sucking him in made him roll his eyes back in bliss. Watching him in the mirror, getting drunk on your pussy like that made you clench around him again. Paimon was so aroused that the tips of his horns began to leak and wet the cute stickers he decorated his horns with.

His half lidded eyes focused back onto yours. While you stared deeply into his eyes you took a moment to appreciate how beautiful Paimon was, even while he’s stroking himself deep into you. His pink eyeshadow and long lashes, his colorful gem-like eyes, glossy lips, and rosy cheeks…You couldn’t tear your eyes away from him. The same went for Paimon as well. It excited him to no end to watch himself fuck you against this mirror while you couldn’t do anything but make those adorable little sounds and faces. 

Just then, Paimon took a mirror from the wall and dropped it on the ground. 

“Pai..mon…The mirror”, your shaky voice managed to get out, worried that he accidentally dropped the mirror on the floor. 

“Look doowwnn”. You did as he said and looked down at the mirror he dropped underneath you two. There was a completely different view. 

You could clearly see Paimon’s dick slipping in and out of your pussy, with his hands rubbing your clit. Your legs were trembling with each thrust into you.

 He moved the hand that was rubbing your clit to grip your waist with both of his hands. He was fucking into you more aggressively, making your ass bounce against his hips. Soft plopping sounds came between you two. You were still looking down into the mirror on the floor, watching where all the squelching and sloshing noises came from. You watched as his balls tapped your clit with each thrust with strings of your pussy’s juices connecting to them. Your pussy’s wetness was leaking down your thighs and spreading to his firm, toned thighs. You started to see a layer of thin opaque cream on his base and length as he dragged his dick through your glossy pussy lips. You glanced up to see your breasts were steady bouncing back and forth. This view was so hot and erotic. It reminded you of a close up scene from one of your favorite porn videos. Paimon angled himself in a way that tapped your g spot and soon enough, you were again clenching your walls around him. It was such an intense feeling that you slammed your eyes shut and froze with your voice caught in your throat and your legs began shaking. Paimon let out an almost pornographic moan, feeling you tighten and cream his dick like this. A few more thrusts into your creamy, wet walls is all it took for him to squirt his cum into you. You looked down once more and saw his and your liquids mixing together, dripping down his and your thighs and some even splashing onto the mirror. He pulled out of you with his dick making a “pop” sound. More of his cum leaked out of you and onto the mirror underneath you two. 

“Ha…ha…ha…”, you pant, from exhaustion and from climaxing so intensely. Paimon hugged you from behind and straightened you up. You could see in the mirror that you were both glistening with sweat. Paimon raised your hand and kissed the top of your hand and arm. 

“I want to play some moreee, but it’s going to be hard rightt?”, Paimon giggled, watching your body relax in his arms as your eyes felt heavier. 

“Come find me whenever you want to playyy. We’ll have more fun than today”

You finally nodded off and fell asleep in his arms.

[pronetoearinfections]

i love making these silly little screenshotslike AWWW LOOK AT THEMMM!!! AWWW!!!!!

[avxtarlz]

Memories || Jack Champion x Actress Fem Reader

Summary: just Reader and Jack posting some Bts of Scream/Avatar and some pictures of each other

(InstaAu)

Warnings: None

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Y/nusername Guys I think he might like Scream? 🤔

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masonthegooding He looks so scrumptious 🤤

^ jackchampion You sussy baka 😾

^ Y/nUsername No Jack, no

Y/nfan She’s so done with Jack 😭

^ Y/nUsername Your so right 😜

JackChampionSources The duo we never expected ❤️

jennaortega yea I think he dosent like scream? 🤷‍♀️

^ Y/nUsername Is that my hot Wife?

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jackchampion some Bts of Scream 🔪

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Y/nsource Is that Y/n In the second Picture??

^Y/nfan3 I’m pretty sure it is 😀

User1 they’ve been posting each other ALOT recently 🤨🤨

Jackchampionsource Jack feeding us with bts pictures 😛

jennaortega is that MY camera?! Y/n stole my camera 😭

^ Y/nUsername ILL GIVE IT BACK I PROMISE!!!

User2 IT IS Y/N IN THE SECOND PICTURE!

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Y/nUsername Miss the Gang 😞

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baileybass I MISS YOU MOREEEEE

^ Y/nUsername NO I DOOOO 💙🩵

jaimieflatters Aww Y/n I’m so “flattered”

^ jackchampion THE JOKE 😀

^^ Y/nUsername Yea let me just take the plate away from you Jaimie 🥲

Avatarfan AWWW I MISS THEMMM

Y/nsources NEW PICTURESSSS 😝😝😝

misstrinitybliss OMG I STILL HAVE THE PHOTOS FROM THE PHOTOBOOTH ❤️

^ Y/nUsername We have to meet soon and Retake them 😭😭

jackchampion Pretty sure you miss me 😤

^ Y/nUsername Jack we’ve just hung out an hour ago. 🌚

^ jackchampion exactly you probably miss me ❤️

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Jackchampionsource HELLO THEIR COMMENTS???

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This is not the work I am still working on It!!!!!

[starbeltconstellation]

So I gotta ask, do you have any headcannons(or cannons I guess since you're the author) about Melanie and Anakin that you can share without spoilers to much.

I'm going through Rewrite the stars withdrawal lol

Awww, thank you so very much for the ask, dear! (And so sorry again about your Rewrite the Stars withdrawal. 😭 Things have been crazyyy in my life. My bro was in the hospital for a while, but he’s okay now though. Also just me fighting my never ending depression spells 🙃). 😅😂

I would be happy to offer some “head” canons! Or canons, technically, as you said. 😂 Lol.

Essentially, this has become like one big, long SW meta analysis and meta analysis on my SW fic, Rewrite the Stars, and Anakin and Melanie’s characters. Sorry for the long response. 😭 I got really into explaining my thoughts. Haha.

I’ll put this under a read more, as it’s VERYYY long:

I’ll just say that the entire reason I started this story is because well, I wanted a fix it fic of course. 😂 But also just because I wanted to write this kind of grand, epic tale in general, just like Star Wars is supposed to be.

A lot of fics I’ve seen like this completely demonize the Jedi most of the time and blame them for their own genocide. And the ones that don’t, also flip it the complete opposite way around and demonize Anakin to where he’s nothing but a cackling demon who kicks puppies for fun (and well… would he do that AFTER the prequel trilogy when he’s in his emo Darth Vader era? Probably. 😂 But he wouldn’t be CACKLING while doing it. He’d be very bitter and callous about it, because Anakin likes to take out his anger on the world when he’s in pain, so by GOD the entire galaxy is gonna be in pain along with him).

But anyways, I’m kinda getting off track.

My point is: the whole reason I started my SW fic is because I wanted to write the type of epic, grand tale of a fic that I’ve been looking for that treats all of its characters with love and respect while ALSO still calling out their flaws and allowing them to grow. That includes everyone: Anakin, Padmé, Ahsoka, Barriss, Mace, Obi-Wan, Dooku, Satine, etc—EVERYONE.

I feel like fandom has become this toxic environment where if you’re criticizing a character, then… (le gasp 😱)… you don’t really LIKE themmm. (Untrue. 😂).

I love, love, LOVE Anakin. He is my hot, insane, child killing bastard of a mans.

… But I also hate him too. 😭😂

I HATE what he’s done and what he believes in after the war and how he just wallows like a child in his pain. I HATE how selfish he is (while at the same time heavily relate to his fear of death and losing those he loves to them dying/growing older). And I also HATE how damn close he was to making a better choice, but he DIDN’T, because in the end, it didn’t MATTER if Anakin technically knew the ‘right’ way to act. He purposely went against it, because he was just too selfish to let go of Padmé (he kinda did a self fulfilling prophecy with her death, but we’re not gonna talk about that part right now), and so he decided his happiness meant more than the entire galaxy, and burned down his childhood home like a school shooter and helped genocide his friends just for the CHANCE to save his wife.

And all of this, in the usual fics I’ve seen, can somehow be undone, just by changing a few little moments in Anakin’s life where he doesn’t get his feelings hurt: ie; Obi-Wan faking his death, Ahsoka leaving the Order/being framed by Barriss, or Mace/Qui-Gon/whoever-the-fuck-you-want-to-say being assigned as his Master instead of Obi-Wan.

And just… no. 😂

As shown through this wonderful SW blog here:

Anakin doesn’t do what he did because, oh, “This, this, and THIS happened to him”, and if you take that away and help him avoid it, he’ll suddenly change and be all warm and fuzzy inside and won’t burn the whole fucking galaxy just because HE cannot handle Padmé (MAYBE) dying and leaving him alone (when he wouldn’t even really BE alone, but Anakin also clearly puts Padmé/romantic love above all else. He might care for his friends and family, but he’d throw them all under the bus if it came down to the wire between them and Padmé). This is something I will go into in the fic as Anakin slowly starts to take a look at himself as he realizes: “wait… wtf? Do I even KNOW what Rex does outside of work? 🤔😨” for him to realize that he’s so obsessive over one person… that everyone else is slowly becoming put to the wayside.

Stopping one or two little things in Anakin’s life during the Clone Wars isn’t going to magically make him see the light and not be a currently ticking time bomb.

That is not how change WORKS. Not REAL change anyway. All of the fics I’ve seen written, usually hand wave a lot of Anakin’s misdeeds and flaws away, and pretend like if you hold Anakin’s hand through certain parts of the war and help him avoid THESE certain moments, that he’ll suddenly just magically become a better person who understands what being selfless and less greedy actually means.

That… is not true change. TRUE change is Anakin HIMSELF realizing slowly but surely as the war goes on that he’s slowly becoming someone he doesn’t recognize in the mirror anymore (*cough* Mel line drop from upcoming chapter? 👀✨ *cough*). TRUE change is Anakin HIMSELF working through his flaws and inner demons, before he gradually begins to realize with a sense of sickening horror that he has been WRONG: ie; massacring an entire Tusken village down to the last child while never telling another soul except Padmé about it and whistling happily to himself without a care in the world as the war rages on.

TRUE change (as you might’ve started to guess from the most recent chapter of my fic) is Anakin HIMSELF slowly but surely starting to question his actions, by comparing them to other people he respects and cares for.

Which brings us to your question on “headcanons”.

The entire purpose of the relationship between Melanie and Anakin (besides me living vicariously through her 😂) is that they are a MIRROR for each other.

Melanie and Anakin, while very different, aren’t COMPLETE and total opposites. There are purposeful parallels between them: their moms, their care of droids, their fear of losing those they love to death, and the PURPOSEFUL CHOICE GIVEN TO MELANIE BY THE SHOPKEEPER 👀 that parallels the choice Anakin is given at the end of ROTS by Palpatine himself in their choice to help the galaxy or be selfish and choose themselves/their own wants instead.

There is a quote I have based their relationship off of. I will share it here (if you are still with me, because I know I ramble a lot 😅😂):

People think a soul mate is your perfect fit, and that's what everyone wants. But a true soul mate is a mirror, the person who shows you everything that is holding you back, the person who brings you to your own attention so you can change your life.

A true soul mate is probably the most important person you'll ever meet, because they tear down your walls and smack you awake.

—Elizabeth Gilbert

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Melanie and Anakin are meant to have parallel journeys, even though their personalities are very different. But it’s more than that: their fatal flaws are in direct conflict with each other.

Anakin’s fatal flaw is: greed/selfishness.

Melanie’s fatal flaw is: fear/judgement.

BUT as they are forced into working together… the more they interact with each other… the more their fatal flaws are FORCED to be challenged by the other.

Anakin’s more selfish nature is challenged more and more by just being in Melanie’s presence and watching how she acts with complete compassion and selflessness in certain situations, which makes him slowly start to look at himself internally and take a look at his own actions and thoughts, gradually beginning to realize how selfish he’s slowly become without even realizing it.

Melanie, in turn, has the purposeful flaw of judgment, which can make her self righteous at times (even if she IS correct most of the time 😂), and also the flaw of fear, which as readers have seen, makes her a bit more cautious than she should be in her actions on trying to outsmart Palpatine to save the galaxy.

It’s kind of ironic: just being AROUND Anakin slowly begins to challenge Melanie’s fatal flaws (since she was completely fucking terrified of him the very first moment she realized she was in the SW universe and realized Anakin/Darth Vader was real now 😂). She sees things in such a black and white way at first, but as time goes on, Anakin’s need to be gentle with her and prove himself to Mel, makes her question her judgment with him, which allows her the ability to give him a chance. In turn, just being in his PRESENCE challenges her other fatal flaw on fear, since he’s a walking nightmare PTSD trigger for her pounding heart (and not always in the fun way 👀💓❤️‍🔥☠️😂).

Anyway, my point is that they aren’t just meant to be together romantically to be TOGETHER. It’s because I have purposefully tried to develop a romantic slow burn relationship that comes with my story to weave itself against the original theme of Rewrite the Stars, which is this: TRUE change and atonement/redemption.

Anakin physically CANNOT get closer to Mel, until he forced himself to take a step back and give her some space. If he wants to get anywhere with her, he HAS to start looking internally at himself to try and change and be more gentle with her.

Melanie, in turn, CANNOT outsmart Palpatine and win the war without Anakin’s help and working together with him over the next three years of The Clone Wars. She HAS to get past her judgment and allow herself to swallow her terror enough to give him a chance, because she NEEDS him to win.

This is a chess match between her and Palpatine, remember? And if you lose the king, you lose the game.

ANAKIN is the king. 👀

I bet you can’t guess what chess piece Melanie is. 😂 Lol.

Anyway, I feel like I’ve done a whole lot of taking in circles (sorry about that 😅), because I wanted to go ahead and explain my whole process for this fic while I had the time, so I can also refer this post if I ever need to again.

Now! Getting into some more FUN Stuff:

Idk if you’ve looked up my fic on Wattpad, but I have a lot of cool graphics posted there from my mind and from other artists/authors that have gifted me such wonderful cover art ( @shoniwake ! 👀✨❤️), and in a certain subsection, I have a whole playlist page dedicated as a type of ‘outline’ for the entire story of my fic (fair warning, it’s a lot 😅), just because I think it helps me with planning stuff out.

I won’t tell you all of them, of course. But I’ll share a few of my favorite songs that I always think are the PERFECT songs for Melanie and Anakin’s relationship and their slow burn romantic development. 😭🥺💔❤️💕✨

Innocence by Nathan Wagner

Stronger Together by Lou & SQVARE

Now I See by Lou & SQVARE

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I love these three songs so much, because of their theme of two people coming together as a team and/or learning to open up their hearts to the other and to help the other person the see world in a different way. 🥹❤️💕

This is basically what I want for Melanie and Anakin. Their relationship isn’t just about having a romance in the story (although that’s part of it. Haha 😂💕). It’s about how their relationship meshes in with the rest of the themes of the story: TRUE change and growth into something better.

Melakin is purposely written to be in direct contrast to Anidala (which is still written with care and not erasing their genuine affection, by the way! I think it’s extremely lazy writing to write a canon relationship OOC just to prop up your OC’s own), which shows the difference between a more healthy developing relationship that is based on genuine care and respect (Melakin) and in contrast with one that is more based around idealizing the other person/ignoring their faults and putting them up on a pedestal that is sure to lead to disappointment (Anidala).

This is, as you know from reading the fic, slowly starting to be shown in how Anidala acts with each other in their trash fire (in my opinion! Don’t kill meeee! 🙌😂) of a marriage, which has them basically talking past each other/not really caring about anything that isn’t SPECIFICALLY RELEVANT to the other person (ie; them. Not anything with their family or job. Just THEM. Because while the love is genuine, it’s also eerily obsessive, which was GL’s whole point of them being star crossed lovers that burn out from their own flawed choices in regards to being together and trying to have it all).

This is also shown in my fic with Melakin vs Anidala contrasting each other in Anakin’s choices and how he interacts with them. Anakin REMEMBERS stuff about Mel’s life and choices that really he has no need to care about, but he does anyway. In contrast, there is a scene in the latest chapter of my SW fic where Anakin forgets a very… important member… of Padmé’s family 😭 (If you know, you know 👀🫣😬). 😂

I guess what I’m saying is is that I’m trying to not PREACH to the readers of my fic. I’m trying to write scenes that SHOW them what I believe to be true in regards to Anidala’s toxic relationship/the Jedi being scapegoats that everyone cruelly blames for their own genocide/how the Jedi culture might not be how THE READERS want to live, but it doesn’t change the fact that it IS a valid culture/way to live, and it doesn’t deserve to be eradicated just because you don’t understand/like/agree with it.

I’m trying to lead up into the themes and lessons of my fic as I go along, is what I’m saying. 😂 Which is a really heavy feat, considering how long it’ll end up being as a grand, epic tale. 😩

And a big part of the theme of my SW Fic: genuine change and growth into something better than you were before (ie; TRUE redemption) cannot happen to Anakin as easily as some of the time travel fix-it fics/other fix-it fics I’ve seen written on A03 before. Changing a few little things so Anakin doesn’t have to deal with a few moments in his life is not GENUINE and TRUE change. What that is is essentially placation. It’s PLACATING and CODDLING someone dangerous, which allows them (for the MOMENT) to calm down, because they are generally happy and have the things they want and aren’t under stress like Anakin was in the ending of ROTS when there was nobody there to hold his hand for him to ‘guide’ him in the right direction.

For TRUE change and redemption to happen for Anakin, he has to admit to himself that he was WRONG.

He has to ADMIT and ACKNOWLEDGE that actions he has taken are horrific (the Tusken Massacre), and accept people’s/the Jedi’s judgment on it without becoming defensive and acting like he’s being unfairly attacked and punished for something not that big of a deal. He has to ADMIT and ACKNOWLEDGE that his thought process has slowly but surely become corrupted over the years without him even realizing it, whether that’s from the war or Palpatine stroking his ego or from the trauma of his childhood making him cling to things too hard—it doesn’t really matter. He has to RECOGNIZE that he has become someone over the years that he can’t even recognize in the mirror in relation to that little nine year old boy on Tatooine (about how selfish he has become), and what he can do to change that.

I know some fans will think I am attacking Anakin and that I hate him or something (and well… I DO hate him… but I also love him 🫣☠️❤️😂), but that is not the case. I LOVE Anakin’s character and truly relate to him on such a deep level in terms of how terrified he is of losing the people he loves to death. I can recognize myself and some of my worst fears deeply in him.

However, at the same time, I can also acknowledge that Anakin’s trauma from his childhood (from slavery/his mother dying in front of him), has essentially made his entire personality completely self serving. Because yes, Anakin can care about other people. He cares about and loves his friends. He’d do anything he could to keep them from harm (at least in TCW era 🥶☠️), but the hard truth is… he doesn’t think of his relationships and saving them from death in terms of what his LOVED ONES deserve or what THEY will lose if they die. He thinks about it in terms of what HE will lose if they die.

He straight up says it in the scene with Mace and then the scene with Palpatine: He NEEDS to keep Palpatine (who he KNOWS is an evil Sith Lord) alive, because it’s the only way he can keep Padmé alive. HE can’t live without HER.

There’s genuine love there. I am not denying that. Anakin isn’t a cackling villain like Palpatine (it’s the whole reason Anakin CAN be talked into coming back to the Light Side by Luke, whereas Palpatine would melt Luke’s fucking face off without hesitation if he tried). He cares and loves his family and friends and wife and kids… in a TOXIC way. In an OBSESSIVE way. In a way that is essentially all about HIM: ie; selfish.

Example 1:

Out of context, this sounds very romantic and simply just a reasonable amount of worry. But in relation to all the other things Anakin will end up saying while referring to Padmé as essentially a possession, I’m placing it here anyway as perhaps a sign of his darkening thoughts.

Example 2:

Yes, yes, I knowwww… some of you ladies will be like: 🥺💔 at the sad murder puppy moment. And I suppose it’s still very evil wet cat bastard level/blorbo of him in a intoxicating way for people who want to feel loved—at the same time, he’s essentially saying: look, man, I don’t care if I gotta murder some kids and betray my friends and descend the galaxy and Republic into darkness (which I know my wife will be fucking horrified at). It’s very important that I DO NOT have to deal with this pain, okay?? 😭 Everyone else can be in pain, but not meeee. I’ll crush and stab my friends in the back just so I won’t be left alone from my wife dying.

Very sad. Very wet cat villain blorbo of him.

And yet—VERY selfish and evil. 😭🤷‍♀️👀😂

He’s essentially saying—fuck the galaxy. Let me get mine, and I’ll go home. ☠️

Example 3:

This one’s pretty obvious. By this point, he’s lost his shit. His mind’s already cracking at the seams as he tries to keep justifying the actions he’s taken, which will eventually lead into his 20 year long dissociation where he essentially goes, “Nahhh, that wasn’t meee. That was DARTH VADER. Anakin didn’t do that, because ANAKIN is still a good person (he mutters to himself over and over like a maniac at night in his emo villain lair), whereas I AM THE DARK INCARNATE. 😌🖤” so he doesn’t have to admit to himself that HE—yes, THAT he, Anakin fucking Skywalker—has become an actual terrible fucking person with no heart. 🤷‍♀️😭😬

I don’t see why this is so hard for SW fandom to get. It’s a METAPHOR George Lucas uses to say Darth Vader killed Anakin (and also just a way to plug up the plot hole of what Obi-Wan originally told Luke in the first movie). It doesn’t mean that Anakin’s consciousness is sleeping inside Vader’s head like a fucking cat. Lmao. 😭

Not only would that not make SENSE in terms of how GL wrote it, but it also just essentially makes Anakin’s ‘redemption’ (I don’t really view it as a true redemption. More like just the Christian version of salvation for his soul by the skin of his teeth. Although GL did say Anakin was redeemed in the eyes of LUKE only, because he said some crap about being redeemed in the eyes of our children) all but useless. 😭 You can’t say on one hand that Darth Vader’s ‘redemption’ is the most iconic one of all time, while at the same time saying on the other hand that “Anakin never did any of those things. It was DaRtH VaDeR! 🤪🤪🤪” because then you’re essentially absolving Anakin of all of his crimes while on the Dark Side, and if Anakin is absolved of all of his crimes… then wtf is there TO make him the most iconic ‘redemption’ of all time??? 😭🤷‍♀️ I mean, like—what IS there to ‘redeem’ at that point??? Ya can’t have both, kids. Lol. 😂

This is also essentially what Anakin wanted in terms of his relationship with Padmé and the Jedi Order. He wanted it ALL. He wanted BOTH. Sureee, he TALKED about quitting the Jedi Order eventually after the war to be with Padmé in a little space cottage. But could he WALK THE WALK? Could he really give up the thrill of chasing an enemy, or the twitch of his fingers in reaching for his lightsaber? 😑🤔 Me myself has some doubtssss.

He wanted it ALL. He wanted to be married while ALSO having the strength and power that came from being a Jedi Knight. He didn’t WANT to choose. He even SAYS it.

Example 4: Essentially this SW meme

He doesn’t want to CHOOSE. And it’s why it’s BS when it’s argued he was put in this position by the Council’s rules on marriage, because it’s LITERALLY just like a vow of a priest at a Catholic Church. They can’t marry either, just like the Jedi Order. BUT (unlike what fandom likes to believe), the Order isn’t some cult, and you are free to leave at any time (and hell, they’ll even build a statue after you leave, apparently, if the one they built of Dooku that’s in the Archives (I think) is anything to go by), just as a priest is free to leave the Catholic Church at any time. Because it’s a COMMITMENT to that place. And people might think it’s dumb/stupid/not like it—or even understand it! And you don’t HAVE to like something from a religion/culture/belief, or understand something, to still respect it (another theme drop for the next chapter of my SW fic? 👀😂).

So, what some people will probably wonder is—“But, Starbelt! (Le gasp 😱) Then how is the Jedi culture going to be respected in my fic, if Melakin is still endgame at the end of their slow, slow burn?”

And to that question, I say, “I am not a by-the-book-to-the-very-LETTER interpreter of the Jedi Code (although I’m not saying the code of an entire culture is gonna be ‘changed’ for legit one person/couple. Lmao. 🤦‍♀️🤷‍♀️😂), but I AM a Jedi lover who is of the belief that—even if you don’t completely AGREE or even UNDERSTAND the Jedi Order and their code—it shouldn’t matter. It shouldn’t be difficult to respect it. It shouldn’t be difficult to not scold a culture on their beliefs, while essentially saying that belief is the reason it is ‘good’ for The Force/galaxy that they were genocided as a ‘clean slate’. 😬🤦‍♀️☠️”

What I WILL say, is that I am going to explore the Jedi Order and the different interpretations of the Code and The Force in general in this fic, and what that means in terms of coexistence, instead of the frankly childish notion of just painting an entire culture as emotionless and wrong in their beliefs, like they are some kind of stuck up, snooty and rich culture that ‘deserved what they got’. 🙄🤦‍♀️😬☠️

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ANYWAY, back to my point with Anakin, and how my fic is trying to complete the most massive and epic of all writing tasks: making Anakin slowly change and grow out of his greed and selfishness into a better person in such an organic way, that perhaps may one day be compared with the likes of Zuko’s redemption from ATLA (I know, I knowww. Pretty high hopes for myself. Lol. 😂).

So, essentially, in the original “timeline” of ROTS, Anakin is freaking losing it, and since nobody is there to hold his hand, he descends right into the core selfishness that is buried inside of him, where he basically just decides, “Fuck it,” and throws all of his morals out the window so he can keep himself from the pain of losing Padmé (ie; it’s really about HIM and his fear, and not about Padmé deserving to live and see more beauty in the world) by cutting off Mace’s hand to stop him from killing Palpatine, because—in Anakin’s OWN words:

Example 5:

Like… 🤷‍♀️😭.

People like to sing “Lalalala,” and plug their ears by pretending Anakin is just so shocked in this scene (le gasp 😱) that Mace is being so UN-JEDI-LIKE, and that it just convinced him that the Jedi Order truly has been ‘corrupted’. 🤦‍♀️🙄

Now see… that might hold some water if Anakin literally didn’t scream “I NeEd HiM! 😡” at Mace like an unhinged five year old, which literally PROVES that the only reason Anakin wants Mace to keep Palpatine alive and not to kill the guy yet is because he needs to learn the super-secret-Dark-Side-magicy way of how to save himself from the pain of losing Padmé to dying in childbirth.

… Because like some may recall, Anakin LITERALLY beheaded Dooku himself all but like… what? 12 hours ago? 😭🤦‍♀️

Essentially, this meme:

So, essentially, what I’m getting at here is: Anakin is a goddamn hypocrite. 😂

Now, in relation to my SW fic? What I essentially am TRYING to accomplish, is to have Anakin slowly CHANGE HIMSELF as the war goes on and he interacts more with Melanie and witnesses her compassion, while in turn comparing her actions to his own.

Melanie isn’t supposed to ‘fix’ or ‘change’ Anakin. Anakin is supposed to be INSPIRED to change from how he grows to care and admire Mel’s choices and who she is inside her heart as the Clone Wars rages on.

I do all of this, so in the HOPES that when he is presented with this scene again, it makes perfect sense to all readers of my fic that his choice may become different—essentially choosing for ONCE, a more selfless route, out of no expectation that he will gain anything in return (that only happens with Luke like—20 years later—and it’s not like he had many other options at that point. 😭🤷‍♀️ Lol.).

(And as I said—MAY become different… 👀 After all, Melanie still has a long way to go before the end of the war… 👀)

But yeah—that’s my plans with my SW Anakin x OC Fic, Rewrite the Stars, and how I’m planning it and Melakin’s relationship to go. I placed a big feat on myself. 😂❤️💕

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If you wanna see some of my like… ideas/notes on what I have planned to eventually place in there somewhere, I will show you a few things, because it’s not really SPOILERS, since I already talk about the Jedi genocide a lot anyway (it drives me up the wall when SW fandom refers to it as ThE FaLl Of ThE jEdi 🤪🤪🤪). Guess it makes it easier to blame them all for their own deaths that way if you refer to their genocide and slaughter as a “fall”. 😭🙄 Idk. 🤷‍♀️

I also have some stuff with the history of Churches splitting into different factions (ie: The Great Schism of 1054), which I will be weaving in as a parallel at some point. 👀👀 I will not explain why, as that would be too spoilery, but I’m sure some of my more in depth analysis readers on my work could guess if they thought about it hard enough… 👀

There are also some comparisons on the Jedi genocide in the SW universe, and how it parallels the Air Nomad genocide in the ATLA universe pretty much to a T in terms of how fast it all happens in one day, and also how any survivors were hunted down and lured out with relics of their own culture, not to MENTION just the fact that both of these cultures are just non-western inspired in general (seriously, what is with people and killing monks in Temples? Lol. 🤷‍♀️😂). It’s also just an interesting comparison in general, because where the ATLA fandom usually is quite sympathetic to the Air Nomad genocide, on the other hand, the SW fandom is so nauseatingly nonchalant and cruel about the Jedi Order’s genocide that it’s almost downright weird. It’s almost like the SW fandom has this THING about never calling the Jedi’s “Fall 🙄” what it actually was—a horrific genocide. I swear to Godddd, SW fandom must be allergic to the word. 😂🤦‍♀️

I also threw in the ‘Hero’s journey’ thing I’ve been using for Melanie to try and make her a relatable protagonist, while also still having her own character arc along with Anakin’s. It was really important to me that she had her OWN arc away from Anakin, and that she had more connections and relationships in the SW universe than just him. Not only does it weaken her character if she had been made to be all about HIM, but it also just makes a certain… choice… 👀… with The Shopkeeper (her antagonist who parallels Palpatine, Anakin’s antagonist) hit all the more harder, because saving the ENTIRE GALAXY isn’t even about saving ANAKIN at all for her. Not at first, anyway.

Instead, from the very beginning, it’s all about how Melanie grows to care and feel compassion for the people she meets in the SW universe and becomes friends with, and how she cannot turn away from them and leave them behind to die, when she has knowledge that can help change their fates. It was SO important to me that Anakin is not even on Mel’s RADAR at first. She doesn’t hate him or anything. She doesn’t want him dead, but it’s not really about SAVING him either (if that happens along the way, it’s a happy bonus for her). Because—as you know—she’s TERRIFIED of him in the beginning, and just plans to avoid him like the plague.

And in doing so, she grows closer to others in the SW universe: Ahsoka, Rex, Yoda, Fives, Obi-Wan, all of the other clones, etc. ALL of that is so important for a certain choice she makes with The Shopkeeper (which I won’t spoil for any new readers who may stumble across this post and want to read my work 👀😂).

So, essentially, my fic is a grand, epic tale, that our main protagonist, Melanie Bains, is going on to save millions of lives in a galaxy far, far away from death and suffering.

No pressure, huh? 😂😬

That’s definitely going to crack and fracture at Mel’s psyche as time goes on… 🥶 The weight of such a feat on one’s shoulders essentially all alone becomes overwhelming. 😓💔 (*Cough* Hint for next chapter? 👀 *cough*).

So I’m really trying to follow that ‘Hero’s journey’ format. I already have her character arc outlined with a clear beginning and end. I just have to find the will to write the thousands and thousands of words to get there to that point. 😩😭😂

It still makes me so happy how many people relate and enjoy Mel. 😌🥹❤️💓🥰

Some planned themes I am going to weave in as the story goes along:

Example 1: Genocide

Air Nomad genocide propaganda from ATLA:

Jedi Order genocide propaganda (Not sure if it’s from before or after Order 66. Either way, it’s meant to rile the populace up against them and demonize the Jedi as ‘other’, like emotionless wizards that are barely human and aren’t capable of true compassion since they’re a ‘cult’ and not from ‘true’ familial structures, unlike the ‘good ol’ regular populace with their attachments 🤪’) from SW:

Example 2: Church factions splitting up/The Great Schism of 1054

Example 3: Hero’s Journey (Mel’s character arc)

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… Now, moving past that long meta ramble, here’s some more songs from my playlist on Wattpad for Melakin’s developing romantic relationship and it’s slow, slow burnnnn. 👀💓❤️‍🔥😂

Borderline by Florrie

Let Me In by Michael Corcoran

The Chain by Ingrid Michaelson

Minefields by Faouzia & John Legend

Unlike the previous songs in the earlier part of this meta post, THESE songs are more about Melakin struggling to open up to each other. I’ll admit, a lot of it is more focused on Anakin trying to get Melanie to open up to him, because he doesn’t understand why she’s acting so terrified of him at first.

The one song that’s more about both of them trying to find common ground is “Borderline”, which is meant to be them both reaching out and trying to meet each other halfway. 😊🥰🥺❤️💕

And if you’re wondering what my favorite song is out of all of them?

It’s the “Innocence by Nathan Wagner” song. WITHOUT a doubt. It’s the PERFECT Melakin song that is basically what the whole arc of their relationship is supposed to be. 😭🥹❤️💔💕

Whew, that was a long post! So sorry about that. 😅😂🤷‍♀️ I just got really into talking about my fic and my writing process. I think this has even helped me with motivation! Losing hyperfixations is a bitchhhh. 😖😖

The only other thing I will add is this to hopefully ease your and everyone else’s minds: I may have to go on hiatuses every now and then because of writer’s block or a family/life problem like the recent one with my brother being in the hospital for a while. BUT! No matter WHAT, I will NEVER abandon this fic. It is literally gonna be my damn life’s work—I swearrrrr. 😖✊😂

To end this long SW meta off, I’m going to link another two great Pro Jedi SW meta posts from the wonderful Pro Jedi blog I mentioned earlier. Feel free to check it out if you want, because it’s a lot of Mel’s thoughts on the Jedi, and part of the problems she has to find a way to solve as the war goes on by trying to keep the Jedi in favor of the public’s eyes:

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To any new readers that stumble across this and are curious enough to check out my fic:

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[lynxgriffin]

why does clover look cuter every fan art i see of themmm your er clover cameo is so cute i'm having flashbacks to utyyy and the endinnggg nooo

serious question though: if you had never played undertale yellow, how would this arc have gone? it's ok if you wait till its entirely finished to answer this (to avoid spoilers) but now i'm kinda curious.

Awww thank you, anon! And oh no... *hands you a box of tissues!*

And honestly, if I didn't have that source to draw from for a cameo, I would've gone for another one I thought was close, or just a random human kid. It just worked out that I have played UTY, and thought Clover would work well for that cameo!

[frostyclove]

S3 Ep 7 all my notes from / live reaction to the whole episode <3

episode 7. Should be my favorite 

What the fuck ???

OH

Oh my gawd FOLEY 

FOLEY ART I SEE FOLEY (and its literally meta foley too because its used as the sound but its also diegetic sound like. layers to the sound design here and not just in the files. )

Please tell me the episode isnt entirely them

We cannot afford a filler episode with only 10

Where do I know this guy from ?

Oh I feel like im playing a video game I love the directing so much

THE PARALLELS 

The who does what now and why is he named Peter ?????

Lol

Oh this feels like jurassic park. This is so nice. How can directing be nostalgic I love it

I spy a Gwen Cooper type ~~~ I know one when I see one!

Oh the parallels to supernatural (show) keep growing too thats so fun 

PHONES THAT SHOULDNT BE WORKING WORKING THATS ANOTHER ONE

Shauna be like lol

Im enjoying them I just really still dont want this episode to be all themmm

] think we found Javis friend

This does just feel SO video game-y I am obsessed 

Bbq?????? The girls/?????

OOHHHH it IS the girls ISNT IT 

IT IS!!!! AND not a full episode of them!!!! Yayyyyy

Awwwww van 

Lol misty

Lottie girl

Ew

OH MY GOD

Poor mari

Lottie wtf babe

Love that Nats basically in charge again but WTF

Hi Shauna that was a lot how are you doing 

Oh shes not doing well I dont think

Awww Callie honey im sorry your mom sucks and is probably going to murder you

Oh this was a preview 

Poor little nat 

Ohhh directing flowers 

THE HAIR 

Lol video game ass hiding spot 

….. do we know baby ?????

Other tai I love you 

Van I love your reactions

WAIT I DONT EVEN KNOW THE DAUGHTER BUT I SO SHIP HER WITH CALLIE 

Wait if it is not Mellissa shes almost certainly dying and mari with her :((

Not the va mention lol

ROAD TRIP

Shauna you sleuth look at you go

Lol that answers that 

So I at the current do not at all like this all being hinged on people we have never met. HOWEVER; that is also the exact circumstance that all my favorite supernatural characters got introduced. Namely Crowley and rowena and chuck and Gabriel like. So I must let it play out before stressing

I do miss Nat though her part of the dynamic is missed

Lol other tai you sleaze 

She did not promise 

Ohhh intense again 

Tai …

Van adea frienddd

Oh my poor tai and van that … 

Thank god for young tai getting plot love that so love that 

Oh van honey you know its too late for that

Oh the duo ship of this show coming in full force

Awww and misty lost her duo 

Lol

All the fire going out seems symbolic of something but idk yet

And the playable character has made her way through her first boss fight!

She didn’t tell nat

And she stole the hair

Girly why are you becoming a body thief

Oh 

She has not yet passed the first boss

See thats literally all the pushback I need when it comes to Shauna. Im not asking for her to be perfect just with a hold on button 

WHAT 

He better be lying

Lol

WAIT A FUCKING SECOND DID CALLIE KILL LOTTIE I THINK CALLIE KILLED LOTTIE I DONT THINK SHUANA DID IT BUT HTEY WOULS HWVE MWTCHIG DNA

VAN NO BE OKAY

Iuheffbg wilderness again

NOOO MISTY GLASSES

Oh my hello more video game vibes but now literally just until dawn

Travis 

No shes not tai

Awww misty Shauna bonding

Misty confrontation might not be the right choice at this exact moment 

Girl 

Omg did Shauna do it

Oh no

Oh no

Oh this is horrible but this is cool as hell 

What did I tell yall about van and fire

Van knows now idk what that will mean

Charlotte what are you doing 

LEAVE IT IN OMG 

THE PARALLELS TO MY FAVORITE SHOW LIKE THIS ONE CONTINUE OMG KNOWCK OFF WILL I SEE YOU I CANT STAND EITHER OF YOU BUT I KNOW WHATS COMING AND ITLL BE ICONIC

Hi Hannah 

Stress hives lol

Omg Callie I love you

He does nt have all the journals 

Oh shit he does hes just actually chill like that

He doesnt?? I cant tell he either doesnt know or is pretending he doesnt but idk if hes that smarty pants

Shes leaving her knife?

No she bought a new one like her old one

NOOOO the episode is over oh well that was phenomenal fav of the season makes me want to watch my secret show again 9.7/10 <3333

[goofsillyfunnygoober]

Some silly art for @starboy2461

Awww look at themmm

Little gay boys

Their stupid shirts

Epel's eyes lowkey reminds me of Smiling Friends for some reason

[jqmon]

Here you go broski :3

AWWW look at themmm! Thank you guys :3

[911minds]

It's a dreammmmm

Poor maddie

LOL

She's so cuteeee

Yeah what logic

Five weeks???

The wound looks fresh still

EDDIEEEEEEE

God he looks like a church boy

Oh god

Awww

LOL he knows

Mhmm yeah right

We love supported coworkers

That was a close one

Poor maddie

CHRISSSSSSSSSSS

AWWWWWWWW

He's not going to get the job

You didn't tell that him at first

They are talking???

A YEAR????

He's moving back already??

Buck with the positivity

This idiot

Of course buck knew this place

Ravi!!!

LMAO

NOT ATHENA'S CAR

AWWWW I LOVE THEMMM

NOOOOOOO NOT THE TRUCK

Motherfuckers uber driver

This is painful

She's right

LMFAO

They're talking again!!

He's right again

Awww Maddie and Athena

OMFG WTF DON'T SCARE US LIKE THAT

AWWWWWW

AWWWWW MY BOYS

I still don't think maddie should go to work

Shit hen wtf

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Also im 20 now!!! My birthday was this week!!!

[artifeast]

it's time... time for my liveblog of chapter 29: diminishing returns, the latest installment of my most beloved podcast, THE KINGMAKER HISTORIES...

yayyy the smugglers are smuggling :3

telesphore's fond sigh agreeing he did try to kill eisen once <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 I LOVE THEMMM. but eisen. your experiences are not universal

OMG AN ANSWER TO MY WONDERING how kehrseite travel works for humans! i was wondering if they like... aged 10x faster while in the kehrseite... lifespan of a dog... i see i see. it makes sense that they stay chronological with their dimension of origin until they return home and have to play catch-up

iyer winterlich & co.!!!!! i hear their sweet voices and my heart explodes!!! look at them go 🥰

INTO THE VENTS? IDK GUYS... KINDA SUS... ඞ

good ol' underpaid and bribable groundskeeper. you love to see it

hell yeah on-the-job device construction. i love eisen

THE ATOMICAL CRUSHERRRR. EISEN YOU MANIAC. OH MY GODDD

LMAOOOO THE HEIGHT NORMALIZATIONNNN GHDFCDSCH

i like crowley's little monologue. like omg... the schools ARE connected...

ariadne on the hunt for a portal wizard... so she can make contact with a monarchist fae... she's on her own fantasy fetchquest rn /j

TELESFOUR BECOMES TELESTWO.... GVCRWCSRCEGDRFC MOCK HIM!!!

BONEDRINKER SHREW. ????? I'M QUAKING IN MY BOOTS!!!

i love the bonedrinker shrews.

IW&C the strongest gnats ever

the swarmmmm!!!

he touched it 😨 he doesn't know where that paper's been... LOL

crowley is not pleased by the snail-cats. well, there's no accounting for taste!

GOD FORBID A WOMAN DO ANYTHING!

~sex magic~

ARIADNEEE LMAOOO that flirting...

I JUST REALIZED. 😨 UHHH ARE IW&C gonna be the mice in the walls listening to ariadne fuck.... SCREAMMM LMAOOOO

oh nvm they've escaped the vents

Oh They Are In The Bedroom.

AAAAHAHAHAAAA

yayyyy the miniature sphinx chariot so cute yayyy chase sequence

ANTICHRIST-MAS TREE LMAOOOO that got me. PRETENDING...

OH MY GOD! SHREW ATTACK!!!

pet fancying omg omg. AWWW THEY ARE CYUUUTE.... DOG. i love you bonedrinker shrews. i wonder how fast fleshcraft can speedrun the domestication process to improve temperament

titanic mention

oh. eisen totally caused the sinking of the titanic. o.o

sex-powered portals

ariadne's got some serious confidence in dealing with good neighbors... one can't help but wonder. will it, in some manner, one day be her undoing?

!!! CONLANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAYYY!!!! [sick with GLEE]

choronzon ily immediately

failed colonial project... lore lore lore i drink it up

THREEE spies. and you know... YOU KNOWWWW.... OUR DARLING TELESPHORE!!!!! 🥰 it makes sense. y'know. he had a nondescript position within the castle. a great position to spy. AAAAA!!!!!!!!!!

AMAZING episode. SO very funny, so well-written + sound designed (they! are! clanging!!), always an utter delight to hear IW&C and ariadne and the historian, and crowley's and choronzon's VAs did excellent work!!! i love a good heist and this was suuuch a riot with so many good moments <3 <3 <3

...ohohoho... for ariadne to have this info... is she gonna use it to make IW&C turn on each other? that's gonna be a valuable kernel of information for her. does suck tho knowing that at least 1/3rd of these maybe-allies (somewhat dubious since the monarchy itself was presumably being spied on) are NOT gonna be on her side