At work just thinking about you buying the creepiest house on the block and inheriting Simon as your neighbor. The house creaks, the basement light never stays, the attic is damp, and you’re pretty sure there’s a ghost.
Not to mention there’s something not quite right about the man next door.
Wouldn't it be great if Tumblr had a feature like "3 years ago today" or something? Like, imagine waking up one morning, opening the app and there's a huge banner saying "Let's see what you were up to 5 years ago today!" and you click on it and it's the most unhinged, thirsty, shameful post about the same middle aged actor you are still obsessed with.