#LOL poor mocha

[weaverpop]

How about some Baby Mocha Headcanons!!!

This girl HATES any form of fruit/berries. Blackberries, strawberry’s, bananas, mangos, ect. She hates em all!

Loves of mochi, and will only eat red bean paste if it’s in it. Otherwise it’s chocolate.

Jing never had a daughter before, so now he loves to dress her up in cute little outfits he sees online or in stores. It’s just adorable!!!

Hisses at things she doesn’t understand. Has hissed at the stove and microwave many times.

Knaws on everything. Jing had to buy her special teething items just so she wouldn’t leave kitten breath on everything.

Azure Lion has to be the one to trim her nails, otherwise the other person becomes a scratching post.

After the quads were born, Mocha became like every other older sibling before her, and plotted ways to “return” the new babies. Once, she even put them in a box with stamps to give back to the “stork” good luck Charlie style. Nezha took MANY photos.

[55szn]

good luck - mv1

max verstappen x fem!reader smau

summary when max and y/n adopt a black cat and everyone thinks it’s bringing him bad luck, they are determined to prove them wrong

warnings none i think

fc various girls from pinterest

notes requested!💘 loved this so muchhajska (excuse my poor editing skills on this one lol)

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[chemical-killjoy]

Can you do Coffee Shop AU x Accidental kiss

With Y/N And Gerard Way?

Of course!! Sorry it took so long! It's been a hell of a month lol

Kisses and Coffee

Gerard x reader (gender neutral)

Warnings: none

Word Count: 1.4k

Summary: Gerard and Y/N meet in a coffee shop, become friends and more after an accidental kiss

You had been coming to your favourite coffee shop for the last decade, and upon learning that it closed, you were on the hunt for a new one. This devastating news left you wandering around town for a while until you saw a cute little cafe you had never been too before. And there was something about it that just felt right.

You took a small two-person table by the window in the corner of the cafe and looked around. It shop was a light blue-grey with paintings of flowers and posters decorating the walls. The air smelt of coffee, toast and biscuits. There was a hum of noise as the cafe was, while small, pretty full, and it felt like a warm hug.

Once you saw the menu, you were sold. This had to be your new coffee place, I mean, they sold churros!! And ham and cheese croissants! In the same place? Insane in the best way. You ordered a mocha and muffin and were snuggled up with a book while waiting when a hand landed on your shoulder.

“Wow, you're early for a change!” The voice that greeted you was warm, but unfamiliar. You turned around to face the stranger, and the poor man's face dropped.

“I'm so sorry, you are not the person I thought you were,” he said slowly, standing awkwardly and putting his hands in his pockets.

“It's OK, happens all the time,” you lied, giving the man a small smile to put him at ease. He had kind eyes and smile, with an air about him that just made you feel comfort able. There was something about him that soothed you, despite the random introduction.

The man sat down at a table in the opposite corner, and as your food and coffee arrived, he waited for a person that never showed.

You were so engrossed in your book, that when you finished the last few pages, your coffee (what was left of it) was cold, and your muffin barely touched. You put the book down and took a minute to return to reality. You looked up to see the man from earlier checking his watch once again, sighing and looking down at the table. You knew that look well.

You walked over before you could stop yourself.

“Hi,” you started, unsure of yourself. “Mind if I join you?”

“Ah, sure! Doesn't seem like she's coming anyway.” The man replied.

“I thought I recognised that look. I'm sorry,” you said, looking away. “Hey, my name's Y/N.”

“Gerard. Nice to meet you.” Gerard held out a hand, which you took softly. There was a warmth to it that mad you smile.

You sat down, thinking of how to start A Conversation. How do people do that again? Luckily Gerard swooped in to end the awkward silence.

“What book are you reading? You seemed super engrossed in it?”

“Yeah? Sometimes I get carried away when I read, it's like I'm not really on Earth and I'm in the book, watching like a fly on the wall,” you laughed, “Sometimes I get so invested, I make faces and gasp out loud without realising I'm doing it.”

Gerard giggled. “You know you've got a good book on your hands when that happens. So what kind of stories are you into?” He asked, and you launched into a long and comfortable conversation, as though you'd both known each other for centuries.

It had been a few months since you first met, but you and Gerard would meet up every week, having your own miniature book club that eventually turned into exchanging CDs and long heart to hearts til the coffee shops closed and the pubs became quiet.

Over time you struggled to keep your feelings or the man at bay. He was kind and cuddly, but strong and brave, and you just admired him so much. It was hard to stay friends when you watched him talk and focused more on his lips than the words he was speaking.

And though you didn't know it, Gerard got more and more comfortable with you, and found himself falling as well. The small gestures became touches, a soft brush of the hand when passing you something, leaning his head on your shoulder in a booth when you're tired, hugs that last just a moment longer than intended, and the occasional kiss on the cheek when it had been a while. You were scared to think that maybe it was only in your mind that his lips lingered for a breath longer than a friend.

It was a cool night and you and Gerard were meeting up at a pub, as you'd been busy with work all day but you both needed some time away from it all, happily finding refuge in each other.

The pub was a warm and vibrant atmosphere, people laughing, mugs clinking, and staff weaving through the crowd, remarkably spilling nothing. You struggled to find Gerard in the crowd, but suddenly there was a hand on the small of your back. You turned around and the scowl on your face shifted to a smile.

“Gee! How are you!” You cried giving him a hug and a kiss on the cheek... or what you intended to be a kiss on the cheek. Gerard had the same idea, and you both went in the same direction. Your lips collided in a short and quick peck that sent electricity through both of you, pulling away with wide eyes.

Gerard laughed. “Well, I'm good now,” he said with a flirting smirk, and you turned your head and blushed.

“Sorry, I didn't mean to-” you started, flustered.

“No no it's fine, I'm sorry, hey, how about we grab a seat?” Gerard stopped you.

You spent a few hours happily munching on hot chips and a burger, and sipping a cider while you chatted about anything and everything you could possibly think of, Gerard talking your ear off equally. By the time your food was gone and your drinks disappeared, the pub was nearly empty and a comfortable quiet came over you both.

Gerard looked at you.

“You know, you had nothing to apologise for, right?” Gerard asked, out of the blue.

“What do you mean?”

“When we kissed. I know it was an accident and all but you didn't need to apologise. I actually, um, I didn't mind it. I wouldn't mind it again.”

You looked away, cheeks heating up fast. When you didn't answer fast enough, Gerard tried to backtrack.

“'M sorry, I didn't mean to make you uncomfortable or anything, you know what, just forget I said it, it didn't happen and doesn't really matter anyway, I me-”

“Gee.” Was all you had to say to silence him.

You looked up at him with the Y/E/C eyes that he adored with all his heart. Even if your lips never touched his again, he decided he'd be content to just have your eyes stay on his for a few more moments. But you took him by surprise, putting you hand on his and then kissing his cheek. When you pulled away, you shyly bit your lip.

Gerard leant forward slowly, and kissed the skin where your cheek meets your lips, desperate to prove his point, lost for words, and terrified to scare you off. His lips stayed on your skin for a moment longer and you felt his breath on your cheek, sending a shiver down your spine. You pressed your forehead against his, eyes closed, noses rubbing for a moment, before you both leaned in and kissed. It was magic. Not the extreme, passionate, thrilling heat. No. But soft. Calm. Warm. Like the safety coming home from a storm. The contentment of a good book. The joy and comfort of your favourite coffee shop.

The kiss ended and you both barely pulled away, soft smiles on your faces, light in your eyes, and quiet laughter drifting from you.

“You have no idea how long I've wanted to do that,” Gerard said, hand still behind your neck.

“You have no idea how much I need you to do it again.”

And with that, your lips met. And would meet, again, again and again.

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[melonteee]

I am going to Japan next year, and I remember you have been there recently. Do you have any recs of places I should visit? Did you go to any cool one piece/anime store?

When it comes to things like the Kirby and Pokemon cafes you have to book those a month or two in advance! So get on that if you want to see them! I think they're very cute and fun.

There are One Piece stores aaaall over Japan, in Tokyo alone there's a big one in Ikebukuro, a small one in Shibuya, and a medium sized one in Odaiba! They're all fun to go to for the statues alone! The biggest store is in Osaka to my knowledge, and Shonen Jump stores have a lot of One Piece too!

I loooove the Mocha cat cafe chains so much I would go to all of them in Tokyo and spend hours in them at a time lmao. My favourite one is the Ikebukuro East cafe!

Ikebukuro in general is a gorgeous area, it has Sunshine City and things like Animate. Also...if you want...heh....doujinshi....K-BOOKS Doujinkan is an awesome place. Mandarake also has doujinshis, both of these places are in Ikebukuro.

Tokyo Skytree Mall is a banger place, lots of funs little shops in there and a gorgeous outside area to walk around.

Overall I'm a big foodie and history buff, I love to travel for old architecture and food. I was eating parfaits every day in Japan because I can't get them anywhere else lol, and Kyoto is a lovely and amazing city for nature and temples. Overall my holidays in Japan are just spent walking around the cities to see what I can find! Sorry, I don't really have a master list.

Don't forget to be respectful upon travelling as well, ie don't talk on trains during rush hour and, if you go to Kyoto, don't take photos of or bother the Geishas! Those poor girls have had it rough lately with very rude tourists 😭

But have fun on your trip! I hope it goes well! I 100% suggest you get a suica card for travel from the airport when you land, they're super easy to obtain and the best thing to use for train travel!

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*falls through your Chimney* Hi! Totally a random anon and not somebody you know- nope not me! 👀 I come with a bold request!

For the peppermint mochas, may I please ask for 🤍 (Light) and 🎄(decorating for the holidays) with our dearest boys Sengen? :3 Maybe one of them is trying to hang ornaments or something and the other is holding their sides to “support” them (I.e tickling lols)

Thank you!

-totally not Squiggily- what who said that?

❄️ Peppermint Mocha Special Order ❄️

Ahhh SenGen!! I haven't written for them in forever (shh tktober doesn't count)! Thank you so much, definitely not Squiggily! 👀🥰

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“Mentalist,” Senku hissed out, desperately trying and failing to control the shaking of his limbs. “This is ten billion percent not going to work.”

“Sure it will!” Gen’s voice was far too chipper given the position he’d put his boyfriend in right now. “All you gotta do is reach up there and hook it up. It’ll work like a charm, like all your inventions do.”

Senku did not want to raise his arms. He didn’t trust his partner as far as he could throw him, which was not very far at all. He gave him a withering look over his shoulder. “I need you to swear you won’t do anything while I’m up there, Gen.”

The mentalist’s eyes softened. He kissed Senku’s cheek. “I promise.”

Satisfied but still a little nervous, Senku got up onto the bottom rungs of the ladder – just enough to be able to reach the top of the hut they shared. He could feel his boyfriend’s hands on his sides, but blessedly, he did nothing more than keep him steady as he strung up the poor imitations of Christmas lights. Once they were secure, the scientist let out a relieved breath and climbed back down, turning to face his partner.

“Thanks, mentalist. I’m proud of yohohohohou! Ah, wahahahahahait!” Senku suddenly cried out, doubling over with giggles when Gen began pinching and squeezing his sides the instant his feet were back on the snowy ground. “You prohohohohohohomised!”

“I promised I wouldn’t do anything while you were up there,” Gen pointed out teasingly, pulling him in closer when he tried to shimmy away. “You never said a word about once you were done.”

“Gahahahahahaha! Sneheheheheheheaky little – eheheheheheheeeek! Plehehehehehease!” Senku frantically clawed at his boyfriend’s hands to no avail. He was stuck like this and they both knew it. He really should start working out more. “Tahahahahahahake it eheheheheheheasy!”

Gen sighed dramatically, but never amped up his tickling. He smirked. “Fine, have it your way. But only because it’s Christmas, Senku-chan~”

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ℑ𝔫𝔱𝔯𝔬 𝔭𝔬𝔰𝔱🦇⊹₊⟡

Hi! I'm Flora(she/they) and this is my public diary because I literally cannot keep a physical one for the life of me.

I created this blog for 2 reasons(this is repetitive) : 1- I can't keep a physical journal and 2- I want to be everything my sister was in 2014 and she had the most aesthetic Tumblr ever (don't tell her or her ego gets infatuated)

��Things about me:

I'm neurodivergent! I have OCD and ADHD (it's so insane to not be able to have a strict morning routine but the ability to follow random ass rituals that for some reason I believe that if I don't perform them I might die)

I'm from the PALOP's - Países Africanos de Língua Oficial Portuguesa which translates to African Countries with Oficial Portuguese Language (the portuguese colonized us woo-hoo!) This obviously means that I speak portuguese fluently so Se você quiser a gente fala em portguês amg!!!

I'm a deranged Crime shows fan overall but Criminal minds is my favorite I used to watch it with my mum when I was like six and seeing Spencer and Elle on the same frame was my bi awakening (I would let any woman with a blowout like Elle's ruin my life any time)

I love reading. Thrillers are my beloved but I read anything from Classics to the most doomed yuri fanfiction lol. Some of my favorite books are Six of Crows (yes I was in the early days of booktok and fuck Netflix for canceling Shadow and bone I was living for Kaz and Inej ) Tender is the Flesh (I'm a freak) The song of Achilles and I could never forget the gothic classic that is Carmilla (can you tell I'm gay)

Music wise I enjoy gothic rock (Strawberry Switchable, Scary bitches, Bauhaus and Lebanon Hanover have my heart) R&B and I also love myself some jazzy jazz

A passion of mine are DVD's I have a collection of Disney movies on DVD, I also love baking, collecting cute pens and sanrio - my favorite characters are Cinnamonroll and all his friend group (Capuccino, Mocha, Espresso, Milk and Chiffon)

Anime is also another one of my interests I LOVE LOVE Studio Ghibli movies, Angel Egg, Paprika K-on! Jujutsu Kaisen, Bleach, etc; if you want to send me figurines you can!!! (pls do I'm poor to buy them on my own)

I can't stop remembering things about myself but one little last thing I absolutely love bats and sharks they're my favorite animals such beautiful creatures

Ask any questions, asks are open for rants, anonymous confessions, info dumps ANYTHING just don't be weird.

Toodles ᯓᡣ𐭩

[lizardlicks]

Nine People You'd Like To Get To Know Better

I was tagged by @blu3berrydraws, @erisenyo, and @paramouradrift lol thanks guys!

Relation Status: Married to my best friend and high school sweetheart

Favorite Color: green. any green. give me a green I will show you how beautiful it is

Sweet/Spicy/Savory: Sweet tooth is currently satisfied. Spicy is just kind of a bonus. I think savory is looking good rn.

Three ships: Zukka is the obvious current answer, but I am a habitual multishipper by nature, so here are three ships that I very much enjoy which might not be on your radars!

First is @ablueeyedarcher's fault: How/Piandao. The SS CapyPanda. Are they minor characters who only show up for two or three episodes a piece? Yes. Do I care? No. Let them smooch.

Number two is Jee/Bato. Look. Jee is a tired gay man, He has served his time. Let him get out there and get the good dick. He's not a home wrecker though, he's not gonna get between whatever Bato has going on with Hakoda... unless maybe they invited him to get between them more literally.

Third is Zuko/Kuei. I know the the post canon comics pitted these two sad bitches against each other but listen, here me out. They're both young, inexperienced leaders dropped head first into navigating attempting to deescalate their countries post a century of hostilities with minimal helpful guidance, and they were also both used and betrayed by the father figures they we supposed to trust and rely on. What if when left alone, face to face, they bonded over venting their similar frustrations? What if that bonding turned into an unlikely friendship? What if that friendship tripped and rolled down a rocky hill of something more and they ended up in a secret affair between the heads of two of the world's most powerful states? What if it all came crashing in on them, but they couldn't untangle their very real feelings from their duty as leaders? What then?

First ever ship: Oh snap this is reaching back into Ye Old memory banks here. If I'm being totally honest I think it was the pink and green (later white, much later all the rest of the damn colors) rangers from the original run of the American version of Power Rangers. The internet didn't exist as we know it today so it was just a group of a half-dozen 7-9 year olds G O S S I P I N G on the playground between rounds of pretending to be actual velociraptors.

Last Song:

(Two Steps From Hell is my go-to writing times tune everything out music)

Last Film: Technically it was me and the rest of the adults post Thanksgiving diner keeping a running background commentary going on the worldbuilding choices in the Paw Patrol Movie that the little kids insisted on watching. Real answer, the last movie I sat down to watch with intention was Across the Spiderverse.

Last thing I Googled: solar chistmas lights. My coworker was complaining that her only outdoor outlet shares a load with an indoor one (which?? rude!) and her partner wouldn't let her put up more Christmas lights. I had to show her. The way her face lit up as she IMMEDIATELY zoomed to Amazon and started filling her cart. Apologies to her poor family and neighbors, but I definitely made her week and possibly her entire New Year.

Currently Reading: Hey did you know that @erisenyo is already releasing stuff for zukki week because she is. you should definitely go read that.

Currently Watching: Rewatching Blue Eye Samurai while spouse watches it for the first time. He's been big into old samurai and wuxia films since I can remember so I'm just sitting here anticipating his reactions to every easter egg and trope call back they've stuffed into this show and also spotting things I missed on the first round.

Currently Consuming: Peppermint mocha and a cheese, egg and sausage tornado. Don't question me.

Currently Craving: My cozy bed. Also a nice big bowl of curry.

Currently Working On: The next chapter of Learn to Carry Love. I'm so so so close to the finish aaargh!

Current Obsession(s): *Gestures at my blog*

And with that I'm gonna taaaaaaag @ablueeyedarcher @rainbowbarnacle @paintsplattere @allgremlinart @saccharineomens @thepioden @siggymcpissyface @curlicuecal and @yandereleorio! No obligation of course, just for a fun time if you wanna :D

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[emerald] & [canary]! <3

colorful interview. not accepting. @rvinfall

[ emerald ]  bonus round: coffee or tea? morning or night? extroverted or introverted? hot or cold? fruits or vegetables? sweet or salty?

coffee or tea? Coffee easily. Admittedly, I wasn't much of a coffee drinker until a few months ago when I tried out cold brew for the first time and ended up liking it (with creamer of course bc there's no way I'm drinking it black asjdkdkd). Mochas are also a favorite coffee drink of mine!

morning or night? Hm... I'd say I probably lean more into night. It's a time when I can just sit down and breathe after the day is done, and I also just love the coolness and quiet the night brings. I've never been a morning person, and I'm still not, even though I get out of bed at a consistent time when my baby wakes up for the day.

extroverted or introverted? Oh I'm a big introvert lol. I know it seems that I yap a lot but that's really only after I've grown comfortable with someone, and I'm actually a pretty quiet person irl, more of a listener than a talker. My social battery also drains fast when in a closed space with a lot of people (i.e. house parties), so I end up retreating either outside or to another room where it's quiet.

hot or cold? Now, you might think that being someone who was born and lived most of her life in a sub-tropical climate would be used to the heat, right? Wrong. I hate being hot so much, and visiting family in florida this past summer only solidified that (and my baby did not cope with the heat well at all, my poor girl,,,). So yeah, even if I don't like freezing cold either, it's far better than sweltering heat. I can always put on more layers after all, or make myself a hot drink, or cozy up in front of the fireplace. You can't really do those things when it's 90 degrees outside ashgfdk

fruits or vegetables? Fruit! It's so good! I've started to like certain vegetables more depending on how they're prepared, but I prefer fruit much more.

sweet or salty? Is it cheating if I say both? I don't think I can choose one or the other they're both good taste vibes! Even better when you eat something sweet and then follow it with something salty. So good!

[ canary ]  do you have pets? if yes, how many and what?

Yes!! I have a male tuxedo cat named Tango (megaman friends know). He's a very good boy I love him so much :3

[bcbdrums]

Two nights ago, the winner was Monica

Honey-sweet, with a very faint floral undertone. The black tea flavor is faint too, and there's a touch of vanilla that comes through with the honey flavor. Not quite for me, but perfectly fits the namesake.

So by default, last night's winner is Ross (no poll for poor Ross lol)

Pineapple-y is the best description for this. With vanilla underneath which is weird, that doesn't seem to fit pineapple. There's also a honey-sweetness to this which is interesting, and some other faint, sweet, tart fruit. Interesting, but also not quite for me.

Tonight's teas:

Mocha Nut Mate Raja Oolong Chai Honeybush Hazelnut Rooibos Vanilla Chai Ali Shan Earl Grey Bravo

[askastarion]

{ first time doing this lol, probably OOC}

Christopher looks up from his spell book as his teal eyes study the pale elf, after the tadpole problem he can't seem to recall who he is. His mocha-coloured lips twitched into a soft smile, he had fallen for Astarion's charms, he knew the elf was putting up a facade but who could blame him? He knew he was lying at times too, all of his new companions miss took him as an 'Aasimar' whatever that was, and he knew that eventually he would have to explain his odd behaviour.

"You never told us what class you are?" Gale said as the wizard leaned closer toward the 'Aasimar', "You can cast spells but I've never seen you prepare your spells," the wizard said.

Christoper's gaze moved from Astarion to Gale, "Well I'm a sorcerer, I just keep a journal with me," he lied as he snapped his spell book closed. Christopher felt his pale red wings ruffle as he felt a chill breeze pass.

{this is probably cringe but cringe is dead so who cares, *said the person who is going to regret this interaction later*}

"Oh Gale, leave the poor Dove alone!" Astarion called, waving his arm in their direction. He was sitting, or rather laying, on one of the benches near his tent, with one leg crossed over the other and propped vertically against one of his tent posts. He held a book above his head, lazily scanning the lines. Ever since leaving the callous embrace of his master, where he was forced to stand straight and obedient even as he was having the flesh of his back ripped apart, he was enjoying the luxury of improper behaviour.

His head lolled in their direction, and he flashed a smile."Who cares what 'class' he is. Honestly, you wizard types always have to put a name to everything. If Lae'zel decided to put down her big sword and shoot at someone from a shadow, could she be a rogue too?" He hummed and dropped his book on the ground. "Though I admit there is a certain flair involved. Not all of us can simply read in a tower for our skills. Some need a natural charm."

"Anyway, you're bothering him. What does it matter, as long as he can throw a ball of fire hot enough to melt someone's face off at 60 feet?"

[m34gs]

Twisted Wonderland ask: Assuming there is a Starbucks equivalent, what are the Housewarden's go-to drink order?

Hello friend! Thank you for the ask!!! Oh dear, ehehehe, it seems my lack of coffee-related knowledge may show here...oops, lol. 😂 I will do my best to answer! (thank goodness for online menus that allow you to look at the recipes!)

Riddle - Grande Vanilla Sweet Cream Cold Brew; with an extra splash of sweet cream. We know Riddle loves sweet things like tarts and desserts. I think he would enjoy something cool and sweet, and something a little different than his usual drinks. More than likely, it was Trey, Ace, Deuce, and Cater who brought him to the coffee shop, and in an effort to appreciate his friends and fit in with everyone around, I imagine Riddle would have picked something sweet but simple. Sweet because he knows he'll enjoy it and won't offend anyone by not drinking it, and simple because the sheer amount of customization Cater did for his own drink made Riddle's head spin a little. There were no rules for what Cater did. It was a godless, unholy act. Who the hell puts that much syrup in a DRINK. Riddle is doing his best not to be scarred for life.

Leona - Grande Lemonade. It's simple, but that's how Leona likes his drinks. I don't think he'd want to bother with a bunch of fancy things for his order, and I don't think he'd want anything caffeinated...that would get in the way of his precious nap time. And I imagine, with how warm the Savanaclaw dorm is, the lemonade is likely very refreshing.

Azul - Espresso Machiato; 6 shots instead of 4, nonfat milk, with light milk foam. Let's be real, Azul has got Things To Do. He's a full-time student AND running a lounge, plus forming contracts on the side? You expect me to think this boy sleeps? Nah. That's what caffeine is for. He'll get by. And of course, he still has a complex about his weight as a child, so he will order nonfat milk with light milk foam. (my poor boy. someday he will realize it did not mean that much, and that he is more than just his looks.)

Kalim - Grande Hot Chocolate; with 6 pumps of Mocha sauce instead of 4, and extra Mocha drizzle on top. Let's be real, Kalim is a sweetie. And just like him, his drink is extra sweet. He would get a venti but Jamil says no. Can't have him completely spoiling his appetite before dinner!

Vil - Grande Chai Latte; light milk foam, with nonfat milk. I think this would be something Vil would enjoy. Chai has a warm taste that wraps around you, much like a hug, and reminds me of cozy days in. I think it would be a "taste of home" vibe that he would enjoy for times when he is on the road for his acting or modelling. It also still has a bit of caffeine in it, which can help him feel awake and refreshed if he's having a rough morning.

Idia - Espresso Con Panna; 8 shots of espresso instead of 4 and EXTRA whipped cream. This boy has got classes all day and gaming all night. There's no time for sleep. I fully believe Idia has a shirt that says "sleep is for the weak". Anytime he can add more caffeine or sugar to his order, he will. The only reason he stops at 8 shots is because Ortho threatened the life of his computer monitor. And no, I don't mean Ortho threatened to dump water on it or take it away; Idia would find ways around that. No, no. Ortho pulled out a gun and said "drop the espresso or the computer gets it". #giveorthoagun2023

Malleus - Malleus goes to the shop only because Yuu asked him. And of course he orders the Dragon Drink. Dragonfruit and coconut, it's a pretty nice combo. Plus, it's a dragon drink. It was made for him. (Or so he believes. Yuu will not tell him otherwise. It's too cute.) He falls in love with the shop because Yuu lets it slip that they frequent it often and so suddenly Malleus has a Starbucks addiction (somebody help this simping dragon fae) and meets them there regularly to have drinks together.

There you have it! Those are the drinks I think each Housewarden would enjoy. What about you? Let me know what you think! Do we have the same brain? Or are your choices totally different??? Can't wait to hear!

[weaverpop]

Mocha wants everyone to dress up as princesses and have a tea party.

🤣

I imagine Nezha went through a similar phase (minus the dresses)! So Jing would absolutely be used to it. He also likes dresses, so he wouldn’t be opposed to wearing a pretty Hanfu and wear a little headdress with it. Whatever makes mocha happy!

But poor azure, he’s this nearly 8 foot buff man in a pretty blue princess tutu and a mock crown and he is NOT pleased. Poor cat can’t even complain or else Jing will give him the Look(tm).

Muzha and Jinzha are apart enough to flee. Nezha is not quite as fast. He must suffer the indignity of wearing a pink medival princess costume with tiara and all.

Mk is a good BF and takes one for the team, except he wears a mock suit and become a “prince” for the dear princess mocha! The princess is also arranging a Marriage between the two as a sight of good faith!

It becomes a whole thing. XD

[bonesandthebees]

Hi bee no pressure to reply as always I am just trying to take my mind off things rn :))

Are u a hot coco, coffee, or mocha person

Also what's ur go to Starbucks order

I feel like you've already answered that so if you have... do u have a fav cake or OOOO for roses have you world builded any special made up food or do u have any particular idea of what food/desserts they eat?? :00

hi icyyy sorry I haven't gotten to your other asks yet i've been busy today rahhh

I'm a coffee person for sure. like, I seriously love coffee so much I only need one cup a day to function and usually won't let myself go over 2 cups a day but oh my god I want to have more so often

my go to starbucks order is an iced shaken espresso with oatmilk :) not the toasted vanilla shaken espresso or the brown sugar shaken espresso, just a plain iced shaken espresso with oatmilk bc I don't like sweet coffee that much

OOOO and you bet I'm also gonna take the opportunity to answer that worldbuilding question

I haven't decided on any specific dishes yet for rose, but I do know the types of food they eat! Arestes is coastal with a river running through nearly the entire country. all the cities are connected through waterways with canals and the transport of goods between cities is done entirely on boats (my recent trip through belgium and the netherlands definitely had a hand in deciding this lol)

so because of this, a lot of the cuisine is seafood based (this isn't to say they don't eat typical meat like beef and chicken, but seafood tends to be the go to). mussels and clams are extremely popular with the wealthier classes, while the working class tend to just eat fish instead. nobles also eat fish though, except it usually is accompanied by rich cream sauces and spices that the working class can't afford. usually for both rich and poor seafood is accompanied by baked vegetables of some kind. other side dishes can include different types of bread and cheeses

i'm still figuring out desserts, but I'd like to think they have a heavy emphasis on cream/dairy based desserts so fluffy pancakes usually served with cream and fruit, whipped cream flavored with spices like cinnamon and also fruit as well that can just be eaten with a spoon, trifles, sponge cakes, that kind of thing

(I myself do not have a favorite cake because I'm not a huge cake person in general. if I had to pick a cake I'd say chocolate is usually what I prefer, but I'd almost always choose a slice of pie over a slice of cake if I had the option) (unless we're counting tiramisu as a cake I do really like tiramisu)

[mangora]

Oh also here’s my notes from reading TTI chapters prologue through four hehe I don’t remember what any of these mean:

Prologue:

•Oh the baby teeth detail I love that

•He would drink white chocolate mochas

•I genuinely like that the show isn’t scripted but is still treated like a show, like that’s a nice touch

•Peter! :)

•I feel you sha-mod

•They’re holding hands thats so wholesome

•McLovin and Micheal beef?

•QUIRKED UP WHITE BOY

•I already like Joner and Jules

•AUSTIN!!

•Courtney and Patrick narrative foils?

•Scary is so silly

•Frollo stepping away from the women is killing me

•Is Kitty okay. Girl are you okay get out of the water!!

•Mal and Courtney beef???

•Bonnie 👍

•Scruffy is just like me fr

•I like Ass but their name being Ass is giving me psychic damage

•Max is already going to be babygirl I can tell

•Alex jumpscare

•Trans Staci? Just spitballing here

•O and Kelly friends? Please?

•Austin got fucking blown away??

•Caesar has this fruity little swagger about him that I love

•McLovin’s all alone :(

•Peter my beloved

•Do possums lay eggs?

Overall: Really enjoyed this, I think it’s a really good introduction to the characters, I’m super excited to learn more about them and the writing is really good!!

Chapter 1:

•I do not trust Mal what is she doing

•Is McLovin okay

•Fren?? Buddy?? Are you good??

•Get his ass Patrick

•Austin don’t do that

•I love Joner so much dude

•Julia my beloved

•Bibble real??

•The Staci bit is genuinely so funny

•Max is so toxic this is great

•If anything bad happens between Michael and Joner I will lose it

•Thinking abt an Ass and Patrick alliance

•Courtney deserves better man

•Okay Max is actually kind of slaying rn

•Max and Julia are already giving me mlm and wlw hostility energy

•Did he just call him a Square

•Why wasn’t Patrick on the chopping block he’s such a bitch lol

•Nooo I liked Fren :(

Overall: Another great chapter, I think the dynamic developing between Courtney, Mal, and Ass is super interesting! I’m also excited to see where Max and Julia’s characters go

Chapter 2:

•Max is such a hater

•Mal and Ass moment

•Bonnie and Caesar solidarity

•The fucking high five that’s so good

•The red face on Sha-Mod’s cutout too god holy shit I love this

•I’m a Patrick lover first

•I want breadsticks too

•Never change Mal

•McLovin and Courtney talking is healing me

•Wait Austin and Kelly are kind of cute together

•Get his ass Joner

•Oh that’s so cute

•Them turning to Max 💀

•Patrick is a Madonna enjoyers holy shit

•I like this alliance. I really like this alliance dude /gen

•I’m punching the floor I love Joner so much

•Dude what the fuck happened between Mal and Courtney and should I be afraid

•NOT LEVITICUS 18:22

•How have they been up for 50 hours what the hell

•Nooo Joner

•HE JUST CALLED HIM GAY??

•This is so funny oh my god

•YO THATS FUCKING AWESOME

•I really like Caesar now dude thats a choice move

•He’s sleeping on Bonnie’s shoulder 🥺

•NO

•NO WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK

•JONER?? OVER FROLLO????

•I’m going insane I’m gonna spit I’m gonna throw up I’m gonna cry

•JONER??????

Overall: The relationships and dialogue in this episode were super fun, I felt like we got to know a lot of the characters better. Joner leaving made me incredibly sad but I think that just reflects how well built-up and likable his character was in a short amount of time

Chapter 3:

•Caesar :)

•Patrick is so real

•Tfw your teammate gives you candy because you lost a lawsuit??

•Kitty is such a Cryptid I love them

•Whoever hit Frollo ily

•GET IT PATRICK

•Mal is so cool??

•How is Staci so good at this what the fuckkk

•Bonnie lore!

•Fujoshis are serving cunt in this challenge

•Peter’s autistic eyes

•Is Mal trying to sabotage them?

•”Prove my worth” Oh Peter :(

•KELLY YOU’RE GOING TO KILL THEM

•Is throwing from the ceiling legal

•YOOO SCARY IS SLAYING THATS SO NEAT

•Poor Peter :(

•Yo that is a big ass alliance also Kelly and Austin are so cute

•Staci and Scary friendship!

Overall: Another banger episode, Mal especially was super interesting, I have no idea what her intention was but regardless sabotage is always interesting. Also the Kelaustin(?) is fire and all the characters are just really cool and fun

Chapter 4:

•Scruffy is like Millie and I mean that in a very good way

•Don’t be a hater Court

•”Intelligence is always impressive” yea ok Max just kiss them already

•”Under 30 minutes” dude

•Patrick and Kitty is making my brain Work

•GET IT MCLOVIN

•GET IT SCRUFFY dude that’s insane

•Nooo Patrick!! I liked him :(

Overall: Dude I love this chapter so much, Courtney and McLovin’s friendship and the mounting issues with Mal are both so good. Also Scruffy’s spelling skills, mwah, god tier detail and win. I’m sad Patrick’s gone, he was my babygirl, but him finding Kitty of all people to be impressive and then losing because of it was like surprisingly cute and tragic? Autistic alpha male tsundere x full-on cryptid is a god tier dynamic that I’ve never considered before. I want good things for them

[thealolanchamp]

¡Introduction post!

Alola! First post here! In case you do not know me, I am Apoālewa, Champion of Alola! If my name is too difficult to pronounce that's ok, You can call me Dugga!

Here are my current pokemon with some info!

Evo the Sylveon, he's my service pokemon that helps me keep in check and ensure I'm under control of myself, he's an absolute sweetheart! He was a gift from my older half sister when I first met her(she had to adopt me after some unfortunate things that happened to me, I do not wish to say what exactly)

Mr.Squirt("lil Mister") the Primarina, my Ace in battle, he's been with me since I started my Island trials, as you can tell I was not the best at names when I was younger. He's quite a calm, gentle pokemon who enjoys his naps. He's also quite the Peirs enjoyer, you should see him make his way into whatever room has that guy's music playing!

Midnight the Lycanroc, you can guess by the name what variant of lycanroc she is lol, she's the playfully rough kind of pokemon, always nibbling on me or my clothes, rubbing her rocky parts on stuff(lost so much furniture to her). She's also what i like to call a "screamer", basically she doesn't bark, woof, ruff none of that, but SCREAMS like a bolthound that found something(usually at the late hours of the night too)

Jell-o the (shiny) Goodra, my only shiny pokemon, I found him as a goomy during a pause of rain near Po town I think, poor thing was dry from the sun:(, i got him near a shaded puddle and began to leave, but he refused to leave my side hehe, he's also caused a lot of furniture problems, he's joyfully lazy and he won't leave my chairs alone(goodra slime is hard to get out of fabric, worse is that stuff bleaches)

E ("Esper") the Espeon, a absolutely amazing if not shy companion, I got her after seeing an ad from a shelter about an eevee(her) that was used for shiny breeding and needed a home. I feel so happy that she felt safe enough around me to evolve into such a friendship related evolution. She surprisingly great in battle, the pokemon center said if mist be therapeutic for her(i make sure shes ok before and after every battle don't worry)

Mocha the (alolan) Raichu, probably my most food motivated pokemon😅, you shake a bag of food and he comes zooming, also no one told me the move Electric Terrain made them surf faster! He had to go to the pokemon center because he zoomed indoor and hit a wall🤦‍♂️(he's ok btw, happened several months ago)

Aohd(pronounced "ay") the Volcanrona, had no clue that Volcanronas are rare in Alola until guzma lost his shit at the sight of her as a Larvesta, she tends to lounge about ouside when not battling, soaking up the sun. Also I recommend to anyone thinking of having a Volcanrona to have a large backyard with easy access to sunlight and plenty vegetation, I've learned it's vital for their diets(just a tip)

Chase the Gardevoir, not my pokemon but my sister's, she(chase) is essentially a caregiver since Kahu(my sister) left for Paldea some time ago for education purposes, she helps me with chores and errands, she also speaks via ASL(Alolan Sign Language), I pretty much look up to her as a mother figure. Not sure where exactly she came from as Kahu found her as a Ralts on Poni island and apparently the Ralts line don't reside in Alola.

Rotom-Dex the Rotom, can't forget one of the most helpful pokemon I have! They were quite chatty too after they learned they can talk with the pokedex they possess, they're quite well trained for their job too! Always giving me needed tidbits about for forgettable pokemon so i won't falter in battle! Even though they don't battle themselves, they're quite vital to my job as champion!

¡Update!

So it seems I have been transported to the past via otherworldly means and now I have to make a new team for myself to ensure saftey, i currently have-

Mr.Squirt("lil Mister), he was one of the only two pokemon that came with me unfortunately, he's still the same ol' Primarina

"Arc-Dex"(RotomDex), Rotom, they started calling themselves that after I woke up in hisui, they resemble Akari's "ArcPhone", some modified phone. They still do not battle.

Ghostface the Cyndaquil, the professor here, Laventon gave her to me to ensure I learn of the "Hisuian" veriants of pokemon here, apparently she'll become a ghost type but i remember them being pure fire type, this may be interesting.

Anyways welcome to my blog, hope this wasn't too long! Don't be scared to ask questions!

[jumpywhumpywriter]

villain's REAL crime is letting mocha's food bowl get empty. unforgivable /silly

THIS. THIS IS SO TRUE. Poor Mocha Lol 😭